IRC log for #sporewiki on 20120702

00:21.07XhoOluapPlayer: You have evil kicks
00:21.15OluapPlayer:v
00:21.41XhoBy far the strangest experience i've ever had on a game
00:22.23Xhohttp://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/918982156790736102/285A336D7539A4E0E0A44CA5A84871D64F176FFF/ I mean the fuk is dat
00:23.10OluapPlayerIT'S SCIENCE
00:23.39XhoIt is
00:24.45XhoNow does that happen every time you're on TF2
00:25.05OluapPlayerOnly on that server
00:25.18XhoHm it got too srs
00:25.25OluapPlayerYeah
00:25.29XhoFirst one was like wacky to the point I was scared for my life
00:26.37OluapPlayerlol
00:27.02XhoAnd then the last one
00:27.17XhoMEMEEEDIICMEDMEEEDICNEEDADISPENSERHEERPOOPOOPOOPOOTIS
00:28.24OluapPlayerIt's always fun when they remove the voice command limit
00:28.36OluapPlayerMy finger is tired of so much E pressing
00:29.23XhoAnd then the music
00:29.36XhoI was doing sort of well for a Useless Soldier though
00:29.47OluapPlayerHeh
00:31.30XhoBut my god SPIES
00:31.34XhoSPIES EVERYWHA
00:32.44OluapPlayerSpies ruined the Boss fights
00:34.07XhoOctoheavy
00:34.10XhoThat thing was a monster
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00:38.15XhoNow
00:38.25Xhorips his face off and stitches it on
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04:55.15ACraftyPandaHi Tybusen
04:55.26TybusenHi ACP
04:55.36ACraftyPandaWorking on any fiction lately?
05:00.53TybusenNot really
05:01.02TybusenI'm busy on other parts of the Internet
05:11.52ACraftyPandaFair enough
05:12.05ACraftyPandaI finally got a nasty bug sorted out on Spore, so I can play GA again :3
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05:19.35JepardiHi
05:25.59ACraftyPandaHi Jepardi
05:27.10ACraftyPandaUp to anything?
05:30.52JepardiNope, because I have to go soon to confirmation camp *sigh*.
05:31.54ACraftyPandaConfirmation camp?
05:32.10JepardiReligious thing.
05:32.28ACraftyPandaAh. Lemme guess, you think it's dum but your parents are making you do it?
05:33.52JepardiYes. I only agreed to go there because you usually get money for it from your relatives.
05:35.13ACraftyPanda:3
05:35.15TybusenConfirmation?
05:35.17TybusenOooh
05:35.31TybusenThat sucks
05:35.54JepardiNot to be confused concentration
05:35.56ACraftyPandaMy parents unanimously believe religion is stupid, so I never had to do that sort of thing.
05:36.07Jepardi:3
05:38.11TybusenMy mom is a religious person, so she dragged me to religious education for most of my childhood
05:38.44TybusenThough I think I've convinced her that I don't intend to get very close to religion in my life :V
05:40.13ACraftyPandaI can't stand people that force-feed their children religion.
05:42.27ACraftyPandaIt's a different situation when there's only one religion, but then the child still has the choice of religion or not.
05:46.02TybusenThe one thing I hate about religious people is that they try too hard to enforce their beliefs on other people who would be content to live their lives without having to worry about that
05:49.17ACraftyPandaWhat's also annoying is people who don't even understand their own religion before they try to force it on others.
05:51.05JepardiAnyway, here is a creature I made yesterday http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/thumb/5/5c/Drii%27shal_Lictor.png/522px-Drii%27shal_Lictor.png
05:51.55ACraftyPandaThat's not too bad
05:52.10TybusenG'nite mates
05:52.14TybusenSee ya'll tomorrow
05:52.23JepardiExcept me.
05:52.34Tybusen:>
05:53.38ACraftyPandaI'ma go play spore
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07:00.16GhelaeHello.
07:01.46GreatDestroyer12hello
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07:02.57GreatDestroyer12hello
07:04.06GhelaeHello.
07:07.42GreatDestroyer12Ghelae, do the Apalos ever d land warfare?
07:08.40GhelaeI'm sure they could if they really wanted to.
07:09.41GhelaeBut since they could just do something like teleport micro-explosives inside a target from several kilometres away, it wouldn't really be recognisable as a regular battle.
07:10.31GhelaeThere was one small skirmish they did to defeat the Meta-Emperor, which was more similar to normal ground combat: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:New_Grox_Wars/Phase_3#The_Ultimate_Weapon
07:11.47GhelaeEven that lasts only a few seconds, and is concurrent with star-busting weapons.
07:12.33GhelaeOf course, it is conceivable that they might, for some reason, at some time, want or have to do ground combat in a more traditional-looking way.
08:16.40ShalonarHi
08:30.19GhelaeHello.
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08:49.00GhelaeHello.
08:49.08Liquid_InkHello.
08:51.51Liquid_InkHow are you?
08:52.17GhelaeI'm okay. How about you?
08:54.54Liquid_InkI am fine.
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09:03.49AdmiralPandaHi
09:04.10Liquid_InkHello.
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09:45.11GhelaeHello.
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09:59.47Reebutt17Just at the same time
09:59.52Reebutt17herro everyone
10:00.11GreatDestroyer12hello
10:00.41GhelaeHello.
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10:03.53GhelaeHello.
10:04.01GreatDestroyer12hello
10:10.33XhoMornin'
10:11.30GreatDestroyer12i was looking through wormy's blogs and found one about the xhodocto invading this univserse
10:11.40GreatDestroyer12then i saw some dude called lorgassss at the bottom
10:11.46GreatDestroyer12lol at that
10:15.25Reebutt17That guy's a banned idiot.
10:15.29Reebutt17Lorgas that is.
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10:18.47GhelaeHello.
10:20.38Reebutt17I'm so tempted to join that discussion between Kathador and Operation Marines on Maxi6's blog, but damn I have a hard time thinking of what to say. Too much IoM dam peopre y u other Warhammer 40k-ers not include Chaos and Xenos too? Imperium of Man overall most of the time is actually weaker than most people think.
10:22.06ShalonarTyranids are possibly quite dangerous.
10:22.22Reebutt17Yeah
10:22.32Reebutt17Nomming your galaxy, Empire!
10:22.37GhelaeYou could just say that.
10:22.48Reebutt17and oh look! A Space Hulk made of Star Destroyers! It has so many JEAN STEALERS!
10:22.52Reebutt17but also...
10:22.57Reebutt17don't forget Necrons, Eldar and Chaos
10:23.08Reebutt17and Orks are a difficult pest to exterminate
10:23.18Reebutt17Tau though is still not-so large I think?
10:23.24GreatDestroyer12tau are pathetic
10:23.28GreatDestroyer12they arent in the league of the others
10:23.33Reebutt17ye
10:23.45GreatDestroyer12nids will win in the end
10:23.47Reebutt17btw Imperios: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78zePF6368Q&feature=g-all-lik this song okay for you?
10:23.52GreatDestroyer12for all we know they have the rest of the universe
10:24.13Reebutt17but Khorne gets all the blood
10:24.15Reebutt17still
10:24.22Reebutt17I can agree about the 'nids.
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10:24.44LotGAnd that is how my baby was born.
10:24.50Reebutt17Kathador can go run to his oh-so beloved Emprah.
10:25.14LotGOperation Marines is a total fucking idiot
10:25.24Reebutt17Galactic Empire > IoM and Tau, but Nids, Chaos, Orks, Eldar and Necrons > Galactic Empire
10:25.27LotGHe said the entire SW universe could bring down Xeelee
10:25.37Reebutt17and Kathador is such a massive IoM fanboy.
10:25.41GhelaeHello.
10:26.10LotGChaos Stormtroopers
10:26.13LotGJust wow
10:27.18ShalonarSup LotG
10:27.38LotGHai
10:27.50ShalonarActually I thought of converting my Eldar in likelihood of the Galactic Empire
10:27.54Reebutt17Chaos - DEATH TO BOTH FALSE EMPERORS!
10:28.03ShalonarFarseer Palpatine, Warlock Vader etc
10:28.06Reebutt17Imho SIIINDRIII > Darth Vader
10:28.08LotGololol
10:28.12ShalonarGuardians in white armour
10:28.20Reebutt17and black eyes
10:28.31Shalonarand BS1
10:28.37Reebutt17Neroth > Darth Vader
10:28.45LotGI disagree
10:28.46Reebutt17Kharn the Betrayer > Darth Vader
10:28.49Reebutt17y?
10:28.57Reebutt17Ahzek Ahriman > Darth Vader
10:29.04LotGWait, you mean Neroth in Space Marine?
10:29.10Reebutt17Neroth in Retribution
10:29.15LotGOh right
10:29.18Reebutt17AKA Eliphas' nagging waifu
10:29.26GreatDestroyer12wheres the link to this blog
10:29.32LotGFailbaddon is more Darth Vader-like in terms of position
10:29.33GreatDestroyer12'mortation > Darth Vader
10:29.34ShalonarNeroth < Darth Vader
10:29.35Reebutt17http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Maxi6/Star_Wars_vs._Star_Trek_vs._Stargate
10:29.45Reebutt17Ahriman > Vader
10:29.45GreatDestroyer12ty
10:29.50Reebutt17no problem
10:29.51ShalonarOthers are close to equal to Darth Vader
10:30.02Reebutt17Magnus > Vader
10:30.18Reebutt17Fateweaver > Palpatine
10:30.26Reebutt17unless Tzeentch tricks Fateweaver
10:30.37LotGSolar Macharius > Luke Skywalker
10:30.43Reebutt17Oh yeah!
10:31.12GreatDestroyer12Darth Revan > Darth Vader
10:31.18Reebutt17Power Sword > Lightsaber
10:31.23Reebutt17Power Fist > Lightsaber
10:31.29LotGActually I don't think so
10:31.32Reebutt17Force Weapon > Lightsaber
10:31.37GreatDestroyer12i lolled when i saw SW Universe > Xeelee
10:31.37XhoMe > You
10:31.38Xho:>
10:31.43Reebutt17Bedlam Staff > Lightsaber
10:31.47Reebutt17Xho > EVERYONE ELSE
10:31.48GreatDestroyer12nemesiss force weapon >lightsaber
10:31.53Reebutt17Yeah
10:31.58LotGLightsaber is actually pretty powerful
10:32.18LotGIts a more advanced mechanism than the Power Sword
10:32.19Reebutt17Meh
10:32.47LotGJust as effective and a lot quicker at wrenching through Orkz in my opinion
10:33.01Reebutt17AT-AT, meet Particle Whip! Or Twin-Linked Lascannon
10:33.06Reebutt17hmm...
10:33.11Reebutt17Staff of Light > Lightsaber
10:33.18GreatDestroyer12how would the blaster from star wars compare to lasguns
10:33.20LotGAlso doesn't make the user weighed down
10:33.21Reebutt17Bolter > Blaster
10:33.59Reebutt17Destroyer: I've read that Guardsman t-shirts can still take a bit of flashlight fire, but most Stormtroopers seem to go down with a few blaster shots.
10:34.05Reebutt17Gauss Flayer > Blaster
10:34.06Xhobrb
10:35.53GreatDestroyer12tachyon arrow > other things
10:36.25GreatDestroyer12im kinda pissed they retconned pariahs though, warscythes were awesome
10:36.38Reebutt17Dum Matt Fag
10:36.57Reebutt17I'd like to think Matt Ward AKA Matt Fag's crap in 5th ed and beyond aren't canon.
10:37.02Reebutt17usually, that is.
10:37.19Reebutt17Khornate Knights are crap, Kaldor Fag-o is crap.
10:38.01Reebutt17Imho that: in reality, Kaldor Draigo is actually defeated, and what we see in the lore are actually false visions given to him by Tzeentch.
10:38.38Reebutt17The Bloodthirster and Lord of Change he faced: They probably decided to settle their differences for a while and whack him around like a tennis ball.
10:38.54Reebutt17The maidens of Slaanesh he killed: Umm... I would rather not say what they did... at all...
10:39.27Reebutt17Mortarion? Well... it is more like Mortarion carved the mark of Nurgle on his heart.
10:39.55ShalonarReaper
10:40.00ShalonarIt is that way
10:40.05Reebutt17What do you mean?
10:40.45ShalonarPower fist > Lightsaber > Chainswords and power weapons > Vibroblades
10:42.13Reebutt17Force Weapon > Lightsaber
10:42.23GreatDestroyer12nah dude
10:42.30GreatDestroyer12matt ward makes draigo all the chaos gods
10:42.33GreatDestroyer12+emprah
10:42.35GreatDestroyer12combined
10:42.39Reebutt17Meh
10:42.46Reebutt17Matt Fag sux
10:42.51Reebutt17and so does Cauldron Fag-o
10:42.58Reebutt17and Rawbutt Jellyman
10:43.05Reebutt17and Carneus Malgar
10:43.11GreatDestroyer12and whos the immortal dude
10:43.21GreatDestroyer12forgot his name, hes a grey knight
10:43.31Reebutt17...
10:43.41LotGKaldor Draigo
10:43.42Reebutt17Imma' just think that's not canon.
10:43.52Reebutt17dum Cauldron Fag-o
10:44.01Reebutt17Tzeentch just gives him false visions
10:44.18GreatDestroyer12haha
10:44.21Reebutt17and C.S. Multilazor also sux
10:44.36Reebutt17hmm... I want to get "A Thousand Sons" novel.
10:45.46Reebutt17also: Daemon spelled "demon" is heresy for Chaos (dum Soulstorm subtitles and Carron), demon is reserved for everything else that does not spell it "Daemon", and Khornate Sorcerers are heresy to both Khorne and Tzeentch. Imho.
10:46.15LotGBut Tzeentch is the god of sorcery
10:46.28LotGOh wait Khornate sorcerers
10:46.38LotGYeah pretty much heresy on both sides
10:47.34Reebutt17SIINDRIII y u no turn into thing-that-must-not-be-mentioned-unless-you-want-to-be-one or get brutally killed by Khornate axes? Crull y u no kill your sorcerers? DoW 2 Sorcerers y u no stop saying "Blood for the blood god" or "Skulls for the skull throne" at certain rare moments?
10:48.22LotGThey might be Undivided
10:48.44LotGAlthough Crull was leader of the Blood Legion of Khorne, so...
10:49.01Reebutt17yeah
10:49.04Reebutt17wait
10:49.11Reebutt17what "so..."?
10:49.46Reebutt17And hngh isn't it "World Eaters"? Narrator for Dark Crusade and/or the dude/s who made his script might have forgotten.
10:50.02LotGNo Crull was the Blood Legion of Khorne
10:50.15LotGEliphas was Word Bearer
10:50.22Reebutt17Actually...
10:50.32Reebutt17Narrator said "Crull lead Blood Legion of Khorne"
10:50.40Reebutt17but Winter Assault showed World Eaters under Crull
10:50.48LotGHmm
10:50.57LotGRelic, y so many continuity errors
10:51.12Reebutt17and I don't see a Blood Legion color as one of the starting colors in the army painter.
10:51.17Reebutt17Yeah, indeed.
10:53.33LotGHaving the BLUD REHVENS appear in Space Marine was a blessing
10:53.48LotGThough I would've preferred Imperial Fists or something
10:53.52ShalonarWait, really
10:54.12LotGYep
10:54.42LotGThough in multiplayer, I am of the Imperial Fist Chapter along with colouration when I play as Space Marine
10:55.10LotGAs Chaos, I am an Iron Warrior.
10:56.02Reebutt17Imho the only helmet that seems to go well with Assault Marines is Beakie helmet or this http://images.wikia.com/spacemarine/images/8/8d/Armor_Black_Templars.png without the "grills" on the face plating.
10:56.19Reebutt17Aquila Armor Helmet looks weird and unfitting for Assault Marines.
10:56.43Reebutt17Thank goodness A-Marines were beakies in DoW 2.
10:57.00LotGhttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110806153757/warhammer40k/images/thumb/a/a4/Chaos_raptor_by_vexild-d36t5ah.jpg/508px-Chaos_raptor_by_vexild-d36t5ah.jpg lul umad bro
10:57.32Reebutt17Hngh Raptor y u no wear the usual Raptor helmet.
10:58.04LotGTzeentch and his little games
10:59.54Reebutt17and I wonder why the heck are Chaos Space Marines with horned versions of Aquila Helmets so common as the generic CSMs? If anything I'd say they'd be more likely to be found wearing Mk. 5 Heresy Armor... or is it really the Heresy Armor minus the bumps on the helmet that I see?
11:00.09Reebutt17http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/a/ae/MkV-forgeworld.jpg
11:00.37LotGWarp does strange shit to you
11:01.03Reebutt17I agree, I must've been in Tzeentch's side of the Warp for quite some time.
11:01.27LotGI think its the main Black Legion design for CSMs
11:01.53Reebutt17Oh, and I drew a Beakie Marine Bird and a Raptor Owl.... but my scanner is broken. *frowns*
11:02.14Reebutt17and yeah, but a lot of the other  undivided legions I see wear it.
11:02.36Reebutt17and generic CSMs in DoW wear it no matter what.
11:02.46LotGYou know, for Chaos, they are very organized
11:02.50Reebutt17lol
11:03.14LotGlol Fulgrim's stuck in a picture
11:03.23Reebutt17Yeah
11:03.29LotGHis body is being used by a Greater Demon of Slaanesh
11:03.33LotGolol dirty Slaanesh
11:04.25Reebutt17"Mark VII armour,also know as the “Aquila,” “Imperator” or “Eagle” armour, was developed during the Horus Heresy, and remains in use as the most common form of power armour ten thousand years later. It represents the final major development of Mark 6 armour."
11:04.31Reebutt17Oh, I get it now
11:05.05LotGAh Mark VII wasn't developed recently
11:06.03Reebutt17Yeah
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11:07.10Reebutt17Wercome back Impeh
11:07.14LotGI think that Darth Sidious would've found Dreadnought armour useful
11:07.19LotGEspecially at his age
11:07.27Reebutt17Terminator armor?
11:07.28ImperiosDreadpatine
11:07.36ImperiosI thin LotG means the Dread armour
11:07.38ImperiosOh god
11:07.40Reebutt17Okay then.
11:07.45ImperiosYou do not need Vader with this
11:07.55Reebutt17Funny how Terminator Armor is also referred to as "Tactical Dreadnought Armor"
11:08.07LotGSidious - Screw you Vader, I'm a Dreadnought!
11:08.44Reebutt17Btw...
11:08.53Reebutt17is there ever a horned CSM in the Space Marine game?
11:09.07LotGYou do get horned CSMs yes
11:09.13Reebutt17How?
11:09.15LotGBut only really in multiplayer
11:09.29Reebutt17The pics of CSMs I see on the Wiki show them not having horns.
11:09.35LotGHmm
11:09.50ImperiosЦге
11:09.51Imperioswut
11:09.53LotGI believe there's a horned helmet option
11:09.59ImperiosNasi is hebrew for "president"?
11:09.59LotGOr it may just be spikes
11:10.04LotGOLOL
11:10.07ImperiosThey have tusks
11:10.27Reebutt17Luc: I see.
11:10.38Reebutt17anyways...
11:10.58Reebutt17would be cool to see a Terminator or a Librarian/Sorcerer Class in Space Marine MP.
11:11.05Reebutt17too bad I don't see one of these.
11:11.12Reebutt17Would be interesting...
11:11.22LotGSpace Marine missed out a lot of stuff
11:11.27Reebutt17maybe Relic/THQ might also update/add a sequel to it in the future.
11:11.37LotGI certainly hope not
11:11.52Reebutt17why?
11:12.21LotGThe game itself is okay, but I was not satisfied with the campaign, like it had just the usual story of SMs vs Orkz until suddenly Chaos arrives
11:12.29Reebutt17I see
11:12.35LotGNot really much to build a sequel on
11:12.52LotGEspecially considering Titus was taken for questioning by the Inquisition
11:13.08LotGIts also not a canon game
11:13.21XhoTitus
11:13.24XhoIsn't that a Roman Emperor
11:13.46LotGProbably named after him
11:14.11LotGIn Space Marine, it states that Titus is the commander of 2nd Company of Ultramarines.
11:14.22LotGIn actual fact its Cato Sicarius
11:14.46Reebutt17Hurr
11:14.58ImperiosPerhaps SM takes place after Sic's death?
11:15.00ImperiosThere is one problem with translating Titus' name on Russian I believe
11:15.12ImperiosLatin -us and -ius are removed in Russian generally
11:15.18ImperiosSo Titus becomes... well...
11:15.26Reebutt17OH GOD LOL OMG
11:15.27LotGLOL
11:15.45LotGIt is also stated that its a parallel universe to the standard 40k universe
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11:22.34ImperiosHi Oluap
11:22.34OluapWorkerhttp://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4647644_460s.jpg
11:22.46OluapWorkerhi
11:23.11LotGlul
11:23.28Reebutt17L O L
11:23.36Imperioshttp://images.wikia.com/spore/images/7/72/Shadows_and_Light.png
11:23.40ImperiosTadjamad - TYRAAAAAAAZ
11:24.11LotGlol
11:24.56LotGI find it funny how Iovera courts with the man whose brother basically slaughtered her racr
11:24.58LotGrace*
11:25.00ImperiosActually they did not like each other
11:25.03XhoAh you saw the pic then Oluap
11:25.05Reebutt17and Tadjamad proceeded to hug Tyraz, the end...
11:25.06Reebutt17jk
11:25.08ImperiosTadjamad and Iovera
11:25.46OluapWorkerThe one in your DA?
11:25.47OluapWorkerYes
11:26.03Imperioshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfjZJo0HadE Tadjamad's voice
11:26.14OluapWorkerIn that picture, it looks like Tad and Iovera are happy to see each other
11:26.55XhoWhy is he saying 'My dick, my dick'
11:27.11OluapWorkerTad was a naughty Radeon
11:27.11OluapWorkerhttp://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4648107_460s.jpg
11:27.12ImperiosBecause that's Jigurda
11:27.22ImperiosJigurda is Jigurda
11:27.24Xhodum alien
11:27.27Reebutt17lol alien
11:27.37ImperiosJigurda is our equivalent of Chuck norris
11:27.59LotGLOL
11:28.40OluapWorkerhttp://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4646334_460s.jpg Drunk Baby knows his shit
11:29.26Reebutt17Btw Luc, there must also be Smile.jpg together with Jeff, Slenderman and Rake?
11:29.38Reebutt17Lol Oluap
11:29.45LotGolol dat baby
11:29.56Reebutt17and... I think we need Spriggs to join the discussion on Maxi6's blog.
11:30.03Reebutt17Darnit Spriggs, we need you!
11:30.19LotGFor once
11:30.31OluapWorkerhttp://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4644995_460s.jpg
11:32.01LotGlol
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11:38.53ImperiosWas the chat screwy for you as well?
11:39.43LotGNope
11:41.44Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Fiction_Universe/Universal_Discussion_Board#Incoming_Message
11:43.01ImperiosAnswered
11:43.27OluapWorkerOh xhodocto u so random
11:46.13XhoAnswered again
11:46.39OluapWorkeru no edit conflict me
11:47.49ImperiosAnswered too.
11:48.58OluapWorkerhttp://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4637559_460s.jpg Oh grandpa u so silly
11:50.04LotGHave him play Nazi zombies
11:50.08Xhoolol
11:52.23XhoAnswered the Junction and Div
11:52.40ImperiosMa'fest enjoys his plot armour
11:52.42OluapWorkerngh intelligent replies
11:53.05OluapWorkerdunt make things hard for me
11:53.12OluapWorkerEdit conflict
11:53.13OluapWorkerimad
11:54.08Rebuttal17btw http://imgur.com/a/VPSb1 I want to get the opinion of the people who I showed this to last night right before I went to sleep.
11:54.29Xho"Prove your might, gods. Destroy me. Right here, on the spot. Destroy Andromeda. I do not fear anything."
11:54.33Xho*Andromeda Explodes*
11:54.54OluapWorkerXhodocto - we were already here just waiting lol
11:56.09ImperiosI have just realised Ma'fest is the "face" of the Divinarium
11:56.13ImperiosHe does diplomacy, speeches and stuff
11:56.43Rebuttal17LotG: What do you think of the mirrored images I posted on the link above? I dunno' if I got your opinion yet
11:56.49LotGMa'face
11:57.04LotGReebuttal17: They actually look pretty neat
11:57.58Rebuttal17I see, thx
11:58.04OluapWorkerhttp://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4630671_460s.jpg
11:58.16Rebuttal17dam y I not ask permission to edit them first though.
11:58.18Rebuttal17I dum
11:58.36LotGlol
11:58.42LotGMedusa
11:59.33Rebuttal17http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/060/538/90days.jpg Cyclops woman
12:00.15OluapWorkerJunction are silly, they hate the Xhodocto but they are trying to become the Xhodocto :v
12:00.48GhelaeHello.
12:00.58XhoReplied again
12:00.59LotG_NappingReminds me of that Yo Dawg meme
12:01.06LotG_NappingAnyhoo
12:01.18LotG_NappingBack in an hour or so
12:02.01OluapWorkerstop conflicting me dam u
12:03.07OluapWorkerNGH CONFLICTED AGAIN
12:03.11OluapWorkeri really mad
12:03.43OluapWorkerghelae dam u
12:03.48OluapWorkerIt was you this time
12:03.55Ghelaecackles evilly
12:04.57Rebuttal17guys look at my new SporeWiki avatar
12:05.17Ghelaelooks at Rebuttal17's new SporeWiki avatar
12:05.20GhelaeErm... okay.
12:05.39Rebuttal17What is it?
12:05.45OluapWorkerIt's an avatar, yes]
12:05.53GhelaeAnother bit of reflection work?
12:06.15Rebuttal17Nope
12:06.19Rebuttal17found it on the internet
12:06.51Rebuttal17I love this "reflection" AKA UNITIИU/ATMTA meme.
12:08.40Rebuttal17btw guys
12:08.51Rebuttal17what SporeWiki pic should I mirror/reflect next?
12:09.02Rebuttal17Provided you'd give me permission to do so
12:12.04OluapWorkerDoes anyone other than the Xhodocto themselves refer to them as "Ouroboros"?
12:14.46XhoNope because the Ouroboros is sort of along the lines of immortal questioning
12:15.08OluapWorkerSo everyone goes "you're wat now"
12:15.48XhoPretty much
12:22.51Xhodum loron
12:23.02ImperiosOkay
12:23.08OluapWorkerI would post as Errr but I think that would cause a shitstorm
12:23.09ImperiosTrying to outtroll a Xhodocto is impossible
12:23.20ImperiosWon't troll
12:23.37XhoErrr - hi
12:24.00XhoXhodocto - FUCKYOUYOULITTEFUCKINGSHITYOUSTOPBELIEVINGINUSWELLRAPEYOURLIFESOHARDYOURMOTHERWILLFEELIT
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12:24.06OluapWorkerc
12:24.08OluapWorkerHello
12:24.15OluapWorkerI might post as Koluap though
12:24.27MonetHello
12:24.29GhelaeHello.
12:25.15ImperiosHi Monet
12:25.58ImperiosOkay
12:26.05ImperiosTrolling the ultimate trolls in the universe s funny
12:26.44ImperiosOkay
12:26.51ImperiosNow I am making my best addition in this quote
12:26.56Imperios*discussion
12:27.29Rebuttal17Herro Mon
12:27.32MonetArsac might respond to Exarch Dick.
12:28.06MonetBTW, by any chance was Ma'Fest named after Lauren Faust?
12:28.25OluapWorkerJol'kiar replied again
12:28.41OluapWorkerLoron vs Xhodocto, discussions ahoy
12:29.15OluapWorkerAnd yes I called the Xhodocto "deemuns"
12:29.24XhoXhodocto - u so fukin dum
12:29.34ImperiosMonet: Nope
12:29.38OluapWorkerJol'kiar - no u
12:29.42ImperiosMa'fest is not a pony
12:29.46XhoXhodocto - u so fukin dum
12:30.07OluapWorkerExarch Dick is bad enough as a rat
12:30.08MonetThey soudned simialr :>
12:30.14ImperiosLaurinn Ma'fest is an anagram of "fundamentalist" without d
12:30.49ImperiosBTW
12:30.52ImperiosRegarding ponies
12:30.53XhoWHOA BRAINFUCK
12:31.06Imperioshttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Fiction_Universe/Universal_Discussion_Board#Incoming_Message The Pinkamena has come
12:31.25OluapWorkerffffffuuu stop conflicting me
12:31.52XhoAngazhar - wtf telfinne shup
12:32.04OluapWorkerIs that supposed to be a song?
12:32.30Imperiosy
12:32.32ImperiosYes
12:35.50MonetArsac responded o Exarch Dick.
12:37.03XhoI don't think you'll break the Xhodocto's temper
12:37.15XhoXhodocto have no intention of blowing Exarch Dick into the next reality
12:37.19Imperios[[]]
12:37.20morgothBotPyImperios meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/
12:37.33MonetMore a case of "Exarch, shut up coz you are embarrasing yourself".
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12:37.54Impy_BTW Xho
12:37.58Impy_I may remake Telfinne's look
12:38.04Impy_Her face should look like this
12:38.04Impy_http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120331135230/mlpfanart/images/3/34/89182_-_artist-InvaderPoe_creepy_nightmare_fuel_not_sure_if_dupe_pinkamena_pinkamena_diane_pie_pinkie_pie_scary_smile.png
12:38.19XhoAngazhar - *Punches Telfinne's face in* There
12:38.24OluapWorkerlol
12:38.26MonetMY EYES!
12:38.42MonetThat's going to give me nightmares!
12:38.46Impy_Monet: That's bronies's secret weapon. :>:
12:38.52Rebuttal17Dam u Telfinne y u no edit that song to make it sound more SporeWiki-an?
12:39.10Impy_What do I like, Monet, is that face was more or less IN THE CARTOON ITSELF
12:39.20Impy_Modern companies care for children a lot :>
12:39.36MonetWas it a halloween episode?
12:39.40Impy_Nope
12:39.47Impy_The halloween episode was normal/tame
12:40.03OluapWorkerI'm amused at the Xhodocto's reply to Jol'kiar
12:40.11MonetI'm going to now scrub my mind by looking at a Xenomorph.
12:40.42Impy_http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/183/e/0/pinkamena_derp_by_zutheskunk-d3kq6ng.png http://ishottheband.nl/timthumb/crazy-twilight-sparkle-wallpaper-517.png
12:41.00OluapWorkerI'm not clicking these
12:41.32Rebuttal17I am though
12:41.39Rebuttal17nothing 'bout these scare me
12:42.18Impy_Okay, Pinkamena bombardment over
12:42.30Monetno dey are frikin stoopid. if yoo go for shortcutz yor a terrible loron. YOO GOTTA WORK TA B DA BESTEST AN DA TUFFEST NOT ALLY WIV DEEMUNS >> Dat Inquisitor logic, what hell?
12:42.59OluapWorkerJol'kiar thinks allying with the Xhodocto is a "shortcut" to become stronger and he's highly against this kind of thing
12:43.11Rebuttal17http://i.imgur.com/VGjxc.jpg The conjoined champions of Khorne.
12:43.12OluapWorkerAlso replied again
12:43.16XhoOluap the medieval speech filter last night scared the shit out of me
12:43.25Rebuttal17Tzeentch trolled Khorne by merging two Berzerkers together.
12:43.39OluapWorkerYou never played Medieval Mode before?
12:43.44XhoI have
12:43.50XhoBut I never noticed the speech filter
12:44.01OluapWorkerhur you're a year and a half late
12:44.06MonetInquisitors see allying with gods and demons as a wussy shortcut that only leads to you hetting screwed royally.
12:44.14XhoSo when I typed into it I was like "D: DAFUK IS DIS SHIT"
12:44.36Impy_Gimme an example
12:44.42Impy_People
12:44.46Impy_Responde to Telfinne
12:45.04OluapWorkerI did
12:47.43Monethttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfexEAExzhk&list=LLSDaPfEkllilSniJzgrMziA&feature=mh_lolz was watching this last night
12:48.38Xhoseen it
12:48.40Xho:>
12:51.20OluapWorkerwat dat
12:51.35Rebuttal17Impy_: http://i.imgur.com/L0ehr.png
12:51.38Xho"Who's Cooking Tonight?"
12:51.45Impy_OSHI
12:51.47Impy_TWINKAMENA
12:51.59Rebuttal17Wot?
12:52.05MonetEh?
12:52.10OluapWorkerThe Gmod with Coach and Nick beating each other up?
12:52.17OluapWorkervideo
12:52.42XhoSí
12:52.53OluapWorkerI already posted it here
12:53.05OluapWorkerI said I was Coach, Xho was Nick and Cyrannian was Ellis
12:53.37XhoWhen Ellis comes in I get sort of freaked
12:53.42XhoIt's like
12:53.48XhoAgh god it's indescribably scary
12:54.01XhoNgh fuck talking on the UDB now i'm bored
12:54.12OluapWorkerwell fuck u
12:54.13OluapWorker:>
12:54.32Xho:<
12:54.55Impy_Monet: I think rats will use dwagon calendar now
12:55.06Impy_Since it is easier to use for Andromedan events
12:55.25MonetIt is?
12:55.52OluapWorkerhttp://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4656825_460s.jpg Screw you I'am an alpaca
12:56.16MonetI guess it helps that there are no leap years and all months are the same length.
12:56.52Impy_I mean, since Draconis were in Andromeda for a long time
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12:57.31GhelaeHello.
12:57.31Impy_It would be easier to use their calendars for Andromedans like Radeons
12:57.48AdmiralPandaHi
12:57.57MonetHi
12:58.39Monethttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7HtO57f1Es&feature=related I just found this. The odd thing is that the dialogue comes from one of Chaplin's films.
13:02.08AdmiralPandaHi
13:03.59MonetIt had a very strong point though.
13:21.34MonetImperios: Oneo f the reasons that first link of yours scarred me is because I have a big screen. 31" I think so that pic covered most of my vision.
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13:27.39MonetHello.
13:27.51AtamolosHello.
13:28.48MonetEmpire: Total War has made me fully realise why the 16-1700s was referred to as the "enlightnemnt age".
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13:32.55GreatDestroyer12who is guest?
13:33.20MonetImperios.
13:33.25AtamolosYeah.
13:33.38AtamolosImperios has several IRC alter-egos.
13:34.05GreatDestroyer12i see
13:34.06Rebuttal17gtg sleep bye
13:34.10GreatDestroyer12night dude
13:34.36GreatDestroyer12so close to finishing schools of combat
14:07.32XhoErm
14:07.35Xhoded IRC
14:07.48OluapWorkerliek u
14:07.58Xholiek me
14:08.00Xhowait what
14:08.25XhoWhy is it whenever I go on DA there's always a pornographic anthro picture
14:08.30XhoKill anthros
14:08.46OluapWorkersuks 2 b u lul
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14:09.43WormyHello
14:09.51MonetHello.
14:10.49MonetXho: Please don't tear my head off but I was considering drawing the half-dragon form of one of my DA characters.
14:11.02OluapWorkerhttp://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4652965_460s.jpg On dear
14:11.17XhoCock Zero
14:11.17OluapWorker*Oh
14:11.18Xhoolol
14:11.37OluapWorker"Grab me now"
14:11.43MonetErm...
14:13.40WormyI think I broke my own rule.
14:13.57WormyThen again, everyone is a bit hypocritical
14:14.41WormyBut if someone is being sarcastic/patronising to me I will get annoyed
14:15.15MonetIs this about Operation Marines?
14:15.29GhelaeHello.
14:15.34MonetHello
14:16.42WormyYeah
14:16.44WormyHi
14:16.52MonetThere's a sporting season on EVE that has croped up in the past couple of years; Hulkageddon. Basically you get together with others and hunt down what are called Hulks. A class of ship that is widely considered the most expensive dedicated mining vessel on the market. You get together with friend into hunting parties and whatever loot you get from them you can keep. Other players fly them.
14:17.37MonetVeteren players don't mind so much even though it is clearly ganking.
14:19.11GreatDestroyer12guys, how large do you think the starforge in kotor is?
14:19.26Xho"Who... the ----- What? ---------- <Mumbling> ----- Xhodocto, eh... We haven't had the displeasure of fighting you, but I wouldn't advise going near the Drodo Empire, not because we are scared of a so-called "godrace", but because you'd lose a lot of good men taking us down."
14:19.31XhoXhodocto - dum
14:19.49OluapWorkeraye
14:20.05Xho"You know not of us. You sound infantile. Pathetic. Insignificant. If we even contemplated touching your pathetic, infantile race you would become one with darkness before you could register it." - Xhodocto response
14:20.51MonetBut here is the unique thing about EVE Online: You can get scammed, shot, betrayed, robbed, ganked and whatever else nasty can happen ingame without the devs even caring.
14:20.57WormyI might send a Cephalodian response
14:21.25WormyThey believe if the Xhodocto are to destroy them they will not resist
14:21.52MonetTheir only rule is that you keep the illegal stuff exclusively to the game. hacking and account stealing is still something they will act against.
14:23.43MonetIts actually quite a formula: CCP have created a game where peorple can be a total scumbag dicks and not get banned by the developers.
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14:24.10AdmiralPandaThat's because it's the kind of environment the game is set in
14:24.30MonetExactly.
14:25.23MonetApparently people who have been around for between 1-2 years whine on the forums when they get ganked in their hulk.
14:26.44Impy_I wonder
14:27.18MonetThere is a running joke that the game is informally an 18+ not because of the content, but because you need to have the mentality of an adult to survive - no wussy pre-teens allowed.
14:27.51MonetEveryone is a dick and no-one cares :>
14:28.13OluapWorkerdum
14:28.42Impy_Did I go over the top with Iovera's soft side
14:28.52Impy_It's just that I feel she's weak and helpless now
14:29.20OluapWorkerNo
14:29.40Xhoinb4 Tyraz raep time
14:30.01Impy_crowns Xho the crown of Prince of Slaanesh
14:30.08Impy_*Pleasure
14:30.11Impy_You are a new Slaanesh now
14:30.13Xho...?
14:30.24OluapWorkerWarhammer
14:30.24GreatDestroyer12im pretty sure Xho doesnt do 40k
14:30.25Impy_You are officially the kinkiest SporeWikian
14:30.32Impy_You did know that before, Xho
14:30.40Impy_Slaanesh is a god of pleasure, pain, sex, like that
14:30.45Impy_I was Slaanesh
14:30.46Impy_Now you are
14:30.55XhoErm
14:30.56XhoOk
14:30.57Impy_Milking male cows, talking bout rape and stuff
14:31.05MonetXho: That is the main thing about Tyraz being around Uriel. Whatever danger Uriel risks, Tyraz comes to deflect it.
14:31.06GreatDestroyer12what milks a male cow?
14:31.14Impy_Xho does.
14:31.41GreatDestroyer12xho the male cow ilker
14:31.45GreatDestroyer12*milker
14:31.47OluapWorkerXho: http://puu.sh/ED9j
14:31.55GreatDestroyer12and prince of slaanesh
14:31.56WormyMonet:  Seen my latest edition to the Andromeda War?
14:32.24MonetWormy: You mean your part where the DCP arrive?
14:32.29Wormyyeah
14:33.06MonetI saw, I did know a bit about Cherenkov radiation before the post.
14:33.17XhoCherenwhat
14:33.27XhoNgh don't bother I won't get it
14:33.50MonetIsn't it the energy lsot when something redshifts? It has something to do with energy and velocity.
14:34.02OluapWorkerngh science
14:34.05OluapWorkerhides
14:34.27MonetCome back you're supposed to be clever!
14:34.30Xhoputs his axe through the handles on the doors where Oluap is hiding
14:34.47GreatDestroyer12has a moment of schadenfreude
14:35.09Xhogets his flamethrower
14:35.13Impy_Cherenkov?
14:35.14Impy_Ew
14:35.17OluapWorkerNO
14:35.19Xhoo o
14:35.23Impy_I must say it's a Ew last name
14:35.28Xhoblasts Oluap
14:35.44OluapWorkermedicscream.wav
14:35.55Impy_So DCP use shovelstick radiation
14:35.56Impy_Dur
14:36.28WormyMonet:  In very simple terms, it's a cone of light, not unlike a pressure wave which is caused by particles moving faster than light through a medium (but not vacuum speed).
14:36.28MonetA quick look on WIkipedia says I was along the right lines.
14:36.55Xhohttp://www.jivesound.com/home/images/stories/bassinv/lwv_sl4fl_blk/4-Full.jpg You have to agree with me that this is a sexy looking guitar
14:37.03WormyXho: Isn't it beautiful?  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation
14:37.16Xhon
14:37.16OluapWorkerI don't find guitars sexy
14:37.19Xhongns
14:37.23MonetWormy: And the radiation is when they lose energy from slowing down due to returning to the ground state?
14:37.27Xhoy u no find dem sexy
14:37.30Xhoi go burn u nao
14:37.31OluapWorkery u guitar fetish
14:37.33WormyYep
14:37.40Impy_С
14:37.44Impy_Xho Slaanesh
14:37.46Xhoskips up to Oluap with a lollipop
14:37.49Monetit helps that I live close to Culham.
14:37.51GreatDestroyer12is there a word for a guitar fetish
14:37.52OluapWorkerded
14:38.14WormyMonet: This explanation is more clear than mine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4Ir6E4IG64
14:39.02MonetThere is a lab there with a prototype fusion reactor working at temperatures of 100 million degrees C.
14:39.14Xhoi seen hotta
14:39.15GreatDestroyer12really?
14:39.21GreatDestroyer12how do you know?
14:39.27Xho100,000,001 degrees C
14:39.35OluapWorker~smack Xho
14:39.35infobotACTION smacks Xho upside the head.
14:39.46GreatDestroyer12who controls infobot
14:39.46WormyA friend of a friend works on the laser fusion reactor project in the US
14:39.48Xhogets his rainbow thrower again
14:39.50GreatDestroyer12or is it a rouge ai
14:39.51XhoU WANT DIS
14:39.56OluapWorkeris fireproof
14:39.58OluapWorkeryus
14:40.14Xhogets the lollipop again
14:40.19MonetOne of the things I love about the DCP is their use of SCIENCE!
14:40.23OluapWorkereats it
14:40.24WormyHe said fusion power is coming very soon
14:40.29Xhoo o
14:40.31Xhofuk
14:40.55OluapWorkergoes POW HAHA on Xho
14:40.59Xhoded
14:41.09Xhorespawns as Octoheavy
14:41.28OluapWorkergoes Third Degree Pyro
14:41.35US_Governmentterminating contact
14:41.38Xhodam
14:41.41Xhoturns into Demopan
14:41.42US_Governmentfusion does not exist
14:41.53MonetWut?
14:41.55US_Governmentneeds more taxpayer dollars
14:41.58Monetdoes not get it
14:41.59OluapWorkerairblasts Xho off a cliff
14:42.07US_Governmentthat was an undisclosed government secret
14:42.12US_Governmentis watching you
14:42.35Xhoscreams while singing the Demopan's March
14:42.55US_Governmentanyway night
14:43.06WormyXho: I have a Xho-worthy weapon  http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction%3ADelpha_Coalition_of_Planets/Technology#Hyperspace_star_detonation
14:44.03OluapWorkerDoes anyone control the Milky Way's core right now?
14:44.11XhoCult - Holy shit
14:44.16Wormyhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Delpha_Coalition_of_Planets/Technology/Military_technology#Hyperspace_star_detonation
14:44.20WormyBetter link
14:44.38WormyOluap: I believe it is free
14:44.52WormySince the annihilation
14:45.03OluapWorkerI see
14:45.21XhoDemopan demopan demopan-pan-pan
14:45.27MonetThere seem to be two forms of leader in Andromeda - god emperors and warrior empeorors.
14:45.41OluapWorkerDemo's Pan
14:46.21XhoI am the Useless Soldier
14:46.48XhoIf I only had Sony Vegas I could do a vid on that
14:47.06Impy_Monet: Wut about Grochius
14:47.11MonetFor "God Emperor" you have Tyraz, Br'Klakkon, Iovera whoever rules the Shka'Tun.
14:47.27OluapWorkerSearch for a cracked Sony Vegas
14:47.29OluapWorkerLike I did
14:47.42XhoHeck I did that but Sony Vegas died on me
14:47.45XhoAnd I dunno why
14:48.01MonetWarrior emperors are the onese who have the guts to join their men in battle like Uriel. So Grochinus could be in that category.
14:48.19MonetGrochius*
14:48.29OluapWorkerBorealis is a lot more flexible than Andromeda in that matter :v
14:48.34Impy_:>
14:48.39Impy_That also reminds me
14:48.42XhoAndromeda Galaxy - FUK U BOREALIS FUK UUUUUU
14:48.52XhoAlso I can't find the Bonemerger tool
14:48.55Impy_We should make a democratic faction in Andromeda
14:48.57OluapWorkerBorealis Galaxy - *picks Andromeda's pocket*
14:48.58XhoOn the Gmod files site
14:48.59Impy_BTW Monet
14:49.04Impy_whips Monet
14:49.08Impy_Go do the Nocturnia sekshon nao
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14:49.15XhoWait
14:49.16XhoWhat
14:49.17CatfaceHi
14:49.19Impy_Well
14:49.20MonetOw! If this is about the chapter then I am working on it.
14:49.23GhelaeHello.
14:49.37Impy_Xho: Nocturnia is not visited... YET.
14:49.45CatfaceI'm going to be away camping in the woods later today for five days.
14:49.56OluapWorkerYou'll get eaten by bears
14:50.47MonetDoes the Kicath emperor ever don hos armour? Or does he sit on his royal arse all day?
14:50.48CatfaceThat is why you carry bear pepper spray.
14:51.22XhoNo one really ever sees him and it's a likelihood he has no real power at all
14:51.33CatfaceFUCK OFF, BEAR! http://counterassault.com/assets/images/Bear-spray-art-w-distance.jpg
14:51.38XhoAlso Oluap I just got a code from Steam for the login
14:51.48XhoAnd it just came up with '8CTVY'
14:51.57XhoI was like 'Oh god Octoheavy is following me'
14:52.35CatfaceMonet: !!! http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/07/02/total-war-rome-2-video-interviews-creative-assembly-on-battles-and-the-campaign-game/
14:52.40Impy_Monet: Okay, actually, you also have that Imperix from Jahric's section :>
14:52.54Impy_But he does not even have a section, let alone a page
14:53.03Impy_I mean, the Imperix leader
14:53.05OluapWorkerXho: Win
14:53.24Monetit is an interesting trend. As guns and the power of the public grew, leaders ended up going out less.
14:53.27XhoI'll be visited by Octoheavy tonight I can feel it
14:53.48OluapWorkerHe'll turn out to have 21 Medic tentacles just for the convenience
14:53.59MonetRome 2? Ace.
14:54.17Impy_Monet: Well, at first leaders were military-only
14:54.20Impy_In the ancient times
14:54.26Impy_You know, chieftains and stuff
14:54.40CatfaceAll my money. All of it.
14:55.14AdmiralPandaAnyone here play Age of Empires a lot?
14:55.16MonetDemocraacy killed the warrior king.
14:55.28Impy_Eeeeyup
14:55.34Impy_Well who cares now
14:55.51CatfaceThe ULE still has a warrior king kinda.
14:56.01MonetWhich is odd because with an electorate a country is more stable if the leader dies, jsut elect another one.
14:56.21MonetMore stable than it would ahve been under a monarchy anyway.
14:56.46AdmiralPandaImpeh, did u say you play age of empires?
14:57.15Impy_Wait wait
14:57.18Impy_Age of empires
14:57.19Impy_Hm
14:57.33Impy_Something familliar
14:57.53AdmiralPandaOh nvm then, I need someone who specifically plays age of empires
14:58.00AtamolosMonet: There are certain protocols in place that prevent collapse of the Mercuris Federation if an emperor is killed or becomes unable to rule.
14:59.31MonetOne of the reasons the offsping of paragons become soldiers is because a singl paragon can rule for centuries.
15:00.11AdmiralPandaThe Fordanta rarely have problems with succession because it's usually pretty clear who's next in line for the job.
15:00.15OluapWorkerslaps Xho and runs away
15:02.40MonetCatface: Last night I crushed Bavaria and laid the foundations for the Prussian Empire.
15:02.53CatfaceTralor kings always had a problem with either  becoming lazy or ending up dying fairly early during there reign because they had to go out and fight
15:03.10CatfaceMonet: Invade India.
15:03.22MonetI am having a little trouble with Austria atm.
15:04.19MonetBloody sausage-eaters want a slice of my land.
15:04.36CatfaceShips http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576708585115517020/EC2960FC10F8A8B31AC8AF45CCBCD21AABA7AC14/
15:05.38Impy_With Radeons it is simple. They have a council, council elects a person, this person ruled for life.
15:05.42Impy_*rules
15:05.57Monet80% of the forces I have been fighting have done so without bayonets, which I have.
15:06.25Monetbavarians made a last-minute discovery but it didn't save them.
15:06.39CatfaceIts hamburger time from them.
15:07.39MonetRight nwo I am conquering the Poles.
15:08.58Impy_Right NWO
15:08.59Impy_Dur
15:09.09Impy_points at Monet
15:09.11Impy_He's a NWO agent
15:09.12MonetI meant 'now'.
15:09.18Impy_I know
15:09.19Impy_But still
15:09.22MonetWell I am a Templar.
15:09.27Impy_MEh
15:09.29Impy_Dragons bettah
15:09.45MonetDragon only exist to blow shit up.
15:10.32Impy_Exactly
15:10.34Impy_Which is awesome :P
15:10.37MonetTemplars are the ones who deserve to rule the world.
15:10.48Impy_Dragons blow shit up with a plaaaan
15:10.59CatfaceMonet: Faces of Rome http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=oKglskMfyWA
15:11.10MonetTemplars put the 'O' in NWO.
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15:12.03Avetzanhi
15:12.05GhelaeHello.
15:13.35CatfaceHow are will you go for Rome?
15:14.08MonetHard to believe that was CGI.
15:14.35MonetIn 3-5 years, that will be gameplay footage!
15:16.04CatfaceYep
15:17.32Monet<PROTECTED>
15:18.12CatfaceThey owe me a new pair, too.
15:21.23Monetit kinda emphasises Rome's reputation when we see a guy getting assassinated by a courtesan.
15:21.54CatfaceYeah
15:23.29CatfaceCA makes the best history based RTS games in my opinion.
15:24.16MonetAdmittedly, I finally get why the 170s were called the enlightenment age thanks t oCA.
15:24.22Monet1700s*
15:25.10CatfaceI learned more about history from playing CA games than from school.
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15:26.22The_RandomnessHello everyone
15:26.24GhelaeHello.
15:26.28CatfaceHi
15:26.34MonetConsidering how the cultural developments from Rome and the 17th century -laid the foundations of modern life- I agree they need mroe attention.
15:26.40Impy_Finished the Divinarium's history and stuff
15:28.19CatfaceXho: Its coming for you http://i.imgur.com/gqvk7.jpg
15:31.39Catfacehttp://i.imgur.com/RpYcM.gif
15:34.17Monethttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUNkhDTO69c&list=FLSDaPfEkllilSniJzgrMziA&index=2&feature=plpp_video for those who I have nto told, this is Uriel's new theme.
15:35.41AdmiralPandaI just read the Xhodocto's message.
15:35.44CatfaceI'm going to get ready for my trip.
15:36.46Monethttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Andromeda_War/The_Darkest_Hour#Finding_A_Cure new chapter.
15:36.46The_RandomnessI'll be AFK for a bit, breakfast time
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15:38.23ShalonarHm
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15:38.36ShalonarTwi'lek, Human, Cyborg or Zabrak
15:38.38ShalonarHmmmmmm
15:38.39ShalonarHi Jo
15:38.53Technobliteratorhii guys
15:39.17GhelaeHello.
15:39.21MonetHi
15:41.46AdmiralPandaCan anyone else see the message I added to the UDB?
15:42.42GhelaeI can't.
15:43.04AdmiralPandaMe neither. Did I do something wrong with the coding or something?
15:44.01GhelaeAlmost certainly. :P
15:44.13AdmiralPandaCan you have a look over it please?
15:44.31GhelaeMy first guess would be that you should have put "Type" and "Message" entirely in lowercase, instead of starting them with capital letters.
15:45.08GhelaeIf it's not an issue relating to the fields being case-sensitive, I think it would have to be a problem with the Msg/Spriggs077 template itself.
15:47.11AdmiralPandaIt was the capitalisation
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15:47.17LotGHello people.
15:47.19The_Randomnessis back
15:47.54AdmiralPandaHai LotG
15:47.58AdmiralPandaCheck UDB
15:48.10LotGLink me
15:48.22GhelaeHello.
15:48.52Ghelae[[Project:Fiction Universe/Universal Discussion Board]]
15:48.53morgothBotPyGhelae meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Project:Fiction_Universe/Universal_Discussion_Board
15:49.18AdmiralPandaIt's literally the last thing on the page
15:49.37MonetIf Arsac as to say anthing it would be that she does not care what happens to her eventually.
15:50.20MonetHer mind is set on the present, she does nto worry about what the future may hold and if she dies so be it, she's come close thousands of times before.
15:51.05AdmiralPandaThat's more or less what Hel' says
15:51.17AdmiralPandaHe gives the Xhodocto a nice verbal backhanding if I do say so myself
15:52.12MonetThey tend to get pissey when you try and see through theri omnipotence.
15:52.47GhelaeAnd yet they keep on posting on the UDB.
15:53.19AdmiralPandaSuperiority complex
15:53.42GhelaeLooks like it.
15:53.47ShalonarHi LotG
15:53.55MonetI don't know if it is genuinely discovering they are not as all-controlling as they suggest. Or if the mortals of the universe are not entirely getting theri existence.
15:54.36AdmiralPandaMortals tend not to get their existence, Hel' knows enough about them to know it doesn't matter
15:55.43AdmiralPandaHence the verbal backhanding he delivered
15:56.10MonetThey say they have the power to throw the scales of existence offf the table, They have little reason not to do so. And yet for some reason they have stopped trying.
15:56.52MonetThat or they are annihilating countless other universes and we're an exception.
15:56.59AdmiralPandaI always thought the idea was the other three Omnis kept getting in their way, so they never quite managed it
15:58.25GhelaeThat was definitely the case in the Tigris War. And the Annihilation was when they went around destroying extragigaquadrantic regions of reality.
15:59.25MonetXhodocto play on the idea that if you tempt them complete destruction will follow. Destruction is used as a form of intimidation. How do you intimidate someone who chooses not to concern themselves with dwelling on days that have long-yet to come? a-la Inquisitors.
16:01.26AdmiralPandaOr Fordanta, who are so solely focused on the temporal good.
16:01.46AdmiralPandaThat's what Xhodocto don't get- most mortals don't care about what happens after they die.
16:02.50The_RandomnessI see the Xhodocto as Nietzche wannabes now.
16:03.01MonetXhodocto - You will all be dust in the end! Be it our hand or someone elses | Inqusiitor - Meh, we all die one day so I'm going to make the msot difference while I can. | Xhodocto - All your efforts will be for nothing | Inquisitor - In the universal scope maybe. But if I thought liek that I may as well lay down and die right now.
16:03.06GhelaeThe Xhodocto seemed to have issues with Apalos's similar point of view. Maybe they were just trying to get the mortals to have existential crises, but didn't succeed.
16:03.23The_RandomnessLook it up on TvTropes if you want to know what I mean by that.
16:03.27AdmiralPandaThat's because everyone just laughs at them nao
16:04.00GhelaeSo, Monet, the Xhodocto would have been trying to make the Inquisitor "lay down and die right now", apparently not realising that it wouldn't work.
16:05.52MonetInquisitors focus on the present, they don't wory themselves about "what could" or "what will eventually" come.
16:06.29MonetThe universe is a big place, it is highly unlikely the actions of one mortal could affect all of it.
16:06.59MonetEven if they did, those cahnges are less likely to remain permenant with soem exceptions.
16:09.21GhelaeBasically, it seems that the Xhodocto don't understand "mortal" psychology... or it's all just part of some large and complicated plan regardless. :P
16:10.22MonetInquisitors don't think like msot mortals.
16:10.27The_RandomnessBrb
16:10.55GhelaeMaybe not, but I think most mortals also aren't bothered about leaving an eternal universal legacy.
16:11.40MonetDepends on how power-hungry they are :>
16:11.49XhoXhodocto - all of u are dum
16:12.12GhelaeApalos - How very mature of you.
16:12.18XhoOne thing
16:12.37XhoXhodocto are omniscient beings, so the misunderstanding of mortal psychology is a false concept
16:12.45XhoThey choose to ignore it
16:13.00GhelaeYou'd think so, yes.
16:13.01Ghelae:P
16:13.29GhelaeThat's why I suggested "it's all just part of some large and complicated plan regardless".
16:13.33MonetWait... they're talking to mortals and fail to take their spychology nto account?
16:14.01XhoNot failing to, not choosing to
16:14.15XhoMainly because with that power they could tear you inside out
16:14.50MonetStill, trying to screw with someone and deciding not to take the way they think into account sounds a bit flawed.
16:15.10XhoXhodocto - Doesn't matter, you're all dead by the end of this
16:15.11GhelaeSo they're deliberately not trying to frighten the people they're talking to on the UDB?
16:15.21XhoThey're not trying to threaten at all
16:15.39XhoXhodocto just put everything forward in an ominous context :>
16:15.47GhelaeThey're just... saying stuff for the sake of it? :D
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16:15.54AdmiralPandaHel'Bre'K - We're all dead either way. It is what we do before we die that defines us. What you have done before we die is nothing.
16:15.55GhelaeHello again.
16:15.56XhoCorrectomundo
16:15.58The_RandomnessOk, the Xhodocto are almost archetypical Nietzche wannabes. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NietzscheWannabe
16:16.43XhoWell yeah having an endless existence of killing people is a bit nihilist if you ask me
16:17.01GhelaeWe've been discussing the Xhodocto while you've been gone. Here are the last few things before you arrived:
16:17.05Ghelae[17:15] <Xho> They're not trying to threaten at all
16:17.10Ghelae[17:15] <Xho> Xhodocto just put everything forward in an ominous context :>
16:17.14Ghelae[17:15] <Ghelae> They're just... saying stuff for the sake of it? :D
16:17.41XhoHaving an existence like that
16:17.53XhoTo the Xhodocto they're just humoring themselves by pissing mortals off
16:18.09LotGCan Xhodocto destroy themselves?
16:18.23MonetWhat they are saing is probably like trying to explain consciousness to a bug.
16:18.33MonetOr a plant.
16:18.54LotGFlytrap - Dumbo
16:18.57AdmiralPandaMonet: Maybe insects are all super-geniuses on levels we can't imagine, we just don't know because they can't communicate with us
16:19.03AdmiralPanda:3
16:19.16MonetAdmiralPanda: The bees!
16:19.23XhoOddly enough the Xhodocto can destroy themselves
16:19.39XhoAlthough that takes all of existence with it
16:19.47The_RandomnessDarn, that ruins my theory on the Xhodocto.
16:19.49AtamolosFlies are so fast because their consciousness has evolved beyond our own and they can see the future.
16:20.10LotGSo what if one Xhodocto decides "fuk dis" and kills itself?
16:20.26XhoXhodocto have an interweaving mind so they'll probably decide it universally
16:20.38GhelaeI'm sure they could save the rest of existence and still destroy themselves. They just wouldn't want to. :P
16:20.57XhoXhodocto - *complex words* Mortals - SHUT UP XHODOCTO U DUNT SCARE US Xhodocto - *complex words* Mortals - wait wht
16:21.25XhoThing is trying to act brave in the face of death regardless of psychology is a bit mental
16:21.33AdmiralPandaHel'Bre'K - I understood that perfectly. You still don't scare us.
16:21.39LotGWait, that means Draguros also decided Angazhar become new Khazurhal?
16:21.44The_RandomnessThey see no meaning in the universe and life yet they would take it down with them?
16:21.58AdmiralPandaXho: There's a difference between being brave in the face of death and just not caring about death
16:21.59The_RandomnessWhy bother?
16:22.08XhoNot that they would decide to destroy themselves and the universe
16:22.22XhoJust that with the amount of power to take themselves out would take everything else out
16:22.48LotGSo if they were to destroy themselves, unintentionally or not, universe goes with them?
16:23.18XhoAye
16:23.20GhelaeWhy would it take *power* to destroy themselves? That sounds quite limited.
16:23.27The_Randomness^
16:23.45XhoWell think about it, you need to exert energy to make something happen right?
16:24.05GhelaeYet you're the one who always says that Xhodocto ignore logic. :P
16:24.07ShalonarYes
16:24.38XhoAgh
16:24.40GhelaeYes, if you wanted a huge Xhodocto-destroying explosion, the energy would tear apart the universe.
16:24.52XhoWell they don't have to obviously but they would
16:25.05AdmiralPandaIt seems to me that if they're supposed to be some sort of incarnation of the underlying basis of the universe, which is the interpretation I got out of our last discussion, couldn't they just remove themselves like they do everyone else?
16:25.40The_RandomnessBut why bother destroying the universe if they think it's so insignificant?
16:25.46XhoSuppose they could but if you're removing the incarnation of existence then everything collapses
16:26.08LotGWell they have become part of Chaos, they destroy themselves and they destroy Chaos, which in effect destroys most of reality.
16:26.12AdmiralPandaXho: So either way you get to the same ends, so why not use the easiest means?
16:26.38XhoBeing a race like the Xhodocto you can do essentially anything so any means would be equally easy
16:26.52XhoWait why are we talking about the Xhodocto anyway
16:26.58XhoI thought I made all this clear ages ago
16:27.09GhelaeWe're talking about the Xhodocto because the Xhodocto did stuff on the UDB.
16:27.15Xho...ah right
16:27.29XhoHeck it's just Xhodocto trolling for no apparent reason
16:27.35LotGlol
16:27.41XhoIf the Xhodocto wanted to take out the universe they would have
16:27.55XhoMain reason I can give for them not destroying the universe is that they don't want to
16:27.59The_RandomnessNot that we would destroy the Xhodocto, they're too useful as a retcon tool
16:27.59XhoSimple as that
16:28.02The_Randomness:3
16:28.19XhoXhodocto - RETCON Mortals - oshi
16:28.36MonetAnd Inquisition have their reason for not saying anything - Don't feed the troll!
16:28.52AdmiralPandaFordanta, DCP, AGC e.t.c. - Heh, we're main characters! We're fine.
16:29.13XhoThen again mortals aren't going to win against the Xhodocto in a battle of wits
16:29.28ShalonarYep
16:29.43ShalonarYou can't outtroll an ultimate troll
16:29.48LotGTechnobliterator: Don't Sollow, Genrai Nal and Kol all serve Zargoth?
16:30.53The_RandomnessMortals and Xhodocto have entirely different minds. A battle of wits would be like comparing quantum gravity with how pecans taste.
16:31.08LotGolol
16:31.15LotGHow do pecans taste?
16:31.15XhoPecan?
16:31.33The_RandomnessI don't know, I haven't tried them.
16:31.41GhelaeI think they taste like pecans.
16:31.54The_RandomnessSimply, the two can't understand each other since they're so different.
16:32.26The_RandomnessA battle of wits would only end up with one or both parties confused.
16:32.57WormyI love pecans
16:33.00AdmiralPandaI personally enjoy bored troll Xhodocto to imperios godrace Xhodocto
16:33.14XhoWell talking to the Xhodocto through a message site is one thing but what about if you were talking to one face to face?
16:33.17AdmiralPandacompared to*
16:33.25WormyLovely pecan ice cream, or pecan on a Danish
16:33.34AdmiralPandaMe - LEEEEEEEEROYYYYYY JEEEEEENKIIIIIIINS!
16:34.02XhoPecan
16:34.27XhoIT'S A NUT
16:34.28XhoOH GOD
16:34.31GhelaePecans are what Wormy would offer a Xhodocto if he met it face to face.
16:35.57WormySlaps a pecan pie into Anzaghar's face.
16:36.00XhoMost Xhodocto would destroy you on the spot but if you were against a Horseman they'd torture you into a state beyond mortal cognitive ability
16:36.06GhelaeClearly, the Xhodocto themselves have a nut allergy. It's why they don't want to Scourge the Earth.
16:36.29GhelaeIf they did, they'd end up with a terrible allergic reaction.
16:36.32LotGXhodocto is something you have to accept, they merely do what their duty as eventual destroyers of the universe. To further fear them is redundant, to hate them is stupid. Those more sensible will place responsibility with those who force the hand of the Xhodocto, an example being the idiots that provoke them
16:36.44XhoServing them is even stupider
16:37.48AdmiralPandaIf I ever meet a Xhodocto, I'll kick it in the nuts. If it's too big, I'll politely ask it to shrink down to a size sufficient for me to kick it in the nuts.
16:38.13XhoXhodocto - NO *Squish*
16:38.26Xhohttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/large-hadron-collider/9370677/God-Particle-rumours-strengthened-by-Tevatron-databr.html For you sciency people
16:38.34GhelaeAlthough, the idea of the "incarnation of existence" having a certain "duty" seems crazy enough in the first place.
16:38.49AdmiralPandaMe- Totally worth it
16:38.50XhoPersonally I haven't a clue what's going on in that article but read it
16:39.15XhoIt depends on how far you can bend the word duty really
16:39.26XhoWhat can be said is just metaphysical probable stuff
16:39.48XhoIf you were to fully understand the Xhodocto you would have to be one
16:39.58XhoGood thing Irsk wasn't there when I said that
16:40.00AdmiralPandaThe same can be said for really any sentient being
16:40.04AdmiralPanda^^
16:40.07XhoWell there you go
16:40.16XhoCan't understand them if you're not one
16:40.31Xhohttps://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/600153_10150927989308386_1466361195_n.jpg
16:40.46OluapWorkerolol
16:40.50AdmiralPandaI don't think any of the card-holders bother trying to understand Xhodocto. They just LOL when they fail.
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16:41.13AdmiralPandaCompletely photoshopped- he's in sunlight and he ain't glowing
16:41.16GhelaeHello.
16:41.23CatfaceI blame Ghelae
16:41.49GhelaeWell... I blame Catface.
16:41.50GhelaeSo there.
16:42.06AdmiralPandaI blame the frog on the outside of my window.
16:42.10OluapWorkerWeren't you supposed to be camping and getting eaten by bears
16:42.18AdmiralPandaI rescued him
16:42.29CatfaceThe car...kinda ran out of gas.
16:42.48GhelaePanda obviously stole the gas in order to rescue you.
16:42.49AdmiralPandaYou should have been there... guns, kung-fu, I ate a lot, oh yeah and then I went to go tow Catface back home.
16:43.04AdmiralPandaPandas work in mysterious ways :3
16:43.05CatfaceSo I'm waiting until my dad to get back.
16:43.08LotGOkay, somehow I upset this girl by not replying to her which I don't even know what message I'm replying to
16:43.37AdmiralPanda*girls*
16:43.38Catfacelawl tell her to suxit
16:43.42LotGlul
16:44.41AdmiralPandaBy the way Catface, you still haven't paid me fully for the towing- you're short 5 bamboo rods
16:44.57CatfaceOh, okay...well
16:45.19Catfaceshoots AdmiralPanda and sells his paws and fur on the black market
16:45.35AdmiralPandaresurrects in a cloning facility *
16:45.48AdmiralPandaI woulda accepted payment in cookies, now that I think of it.
16:45.55CatfaceOkay
16:46.15AdmiralPandaThat's the awesome thing about being a post-scarcity society: we can ask payments in obscure things with no value just for the luls
16:46.22CatfaceWait, I don't have any cookies. Would you take some muffins?
16:46.30AdmiralPandaOk
16:47.20TechnobliteratorOluapWorker: dum worka
16:47.26OluapWorkerdai
16:47.41Catfacewatches as a grey pony drops a blueberry muffin from the sky and into AdmiralPanda's hands
16:48.03AdmiralPandaLagg
16:48.10AdmiralPandaOh wait, realised the problem
16:48.14AdmiralPanda./)
16:48.33Catface(\
16:48.43LotGFacehoof
16:48.46AdmiralPandaIRC is now 20% cooler
16:49.00AdmiralPandaHey LotG, do you like bananas?
16:49.07LotG¬_¬
16:49.27OluapWorkerHe's a bunny, not a monkey
16:49.28Atamolosstamps a gigantic "NO" on AdmiralPanda's forehead.
16:49.40AdmiralPandahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY
16:49.40LotG=:3
16:49.50Atamolosstamps a gigantic "NO" on AdmiralPanda's forehead.
16:50.04AdmiralPandaputs LotG in a cage with a little exercise wheel and a bottle of water on a dripper
16:50.05WormyHachi eating a banana http://i.imgur.com/hT7cL.gif
16:50.13CatfaceLotG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cg1at6ojk
16:50.17Atamolosmeh
16:50.31Atamolosfeeds LotG to his reptilian infiltrator.
16:51.10LotGlolwtf
16:51.24AdmiralPandaAnyway, brony references aside, wait hang on a second Derpy's a pegasus not a brony -.-
16:51.29AdmiralPandapony*
16:51.40CatfaceI was feeling lazy.
16:51.42AdmiralPandaActually technically the above sentence is correct anyway
16:52.03ShalonarPegasi are a pony subspecies
16:52.03AdmiralPandagives Catface back the tank of fuel he stole so Catface wouldn't dai *
16:52.10MonetPlease don't remind me of ponies right now.. Imperios showed me something traumatising.
16:52.19The_RandomnessBegone foul equestrian! *casts Banish*
16:52.25AdmiralPandaWait wait wait... you actually looked up anything Impy put up?
16:52.38CatfaceSpeaking of that my dad just pulled in.
16:52.39ShalonarPinkamena
16:52.40Atamolosstamps a gigantic "NO" on every horse in the world.
16:52.41AdmiralPandaeats Banish. It tastes like strawberry.
16:52.45WormySorry LotG but that "Domestic violence" pic you posted on DA traumatised my innocent mind
16:52.55AdmiralPandaLinky linky
16:53.01CatfaceBuh bye
16:53.07Catfacewaves
16:53.10AdmiralPandaAnd maybe a bit of Zelda too perhaps?
16:53.16GhelaeOkay, bye.
16:53.23Wormyhttp://lotg.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d558yff
16:53.28LotGolol meant to
16:53.36XhoOH GOD NOT AGAIN
16:53.37The_RandomnessI'm going to get on STO now
16:53.38The_RandomnessBye guys
16:53.40Xhothrows Wormy about
16:53.47LotGAnyway, brb
16:53.50LotGHungry as hell
16:53.53Ghelaestamps a gigantic "NO" on Atamolos's giant "NO" stamp
16:54.11OluapWorkerWait a minute...
16:54.15AdmiralPandaeats Atamolos
16:54.21OluapWorkerWhat the fuck son
16:54.28OluapWorkergrabs LotG and slaps him repeatedly
16:54.41Xhohttp://xho3546.deviantart.com/#/d55tbcc Oluap will probably understand this
16:54.53Atamolosstamps a gigantic "NO" on Ghelae's "NO" stamp on Atamolos' gigantic "NO" <stampception>.
16:54.54ShalonarWhat happened BTW Panda
16:55.01ShalonarI come and I hear about Derpy
16:55.13Atamoloseats AdmiralPanda.
16:55.14GhelaeAtamolos: Actually, I used your stamp to stamp your stamp.
16:55.24Atamolos<stampception>
16:55.27AdmiralPandaMaking DA account: Under Sex heading: Male, Female, Other
16:55.31GhelaeI don't have a "NO" stamp of my own for you to stamp.
16:55.31OluapWorkerI do yes
16:55.47WormyAdmiralPanda: I had the same confusion!
16:56.10AdmiralPandaNote to self: If I ever make a website of my own that requires login, have a 'Yes please' option.
16:56.11WormyDoes anybody remember my gender rant involving "other" on DA?
16:56.24AdmiralPandaThat or specify 'gender' instead of yes.
16:56.54OluapWorkerWhy rant about that?
16:56.55AdmiralPandainstead of 'sex'*
16:57.44WormyDunno, I wanted to know what Other was for
16:58.01GhelaeHermaphrodites? Amoebas?
16:58.29OluapWorkerAliens
16:58.39Monet^
16:58.54GhelaeAll three are entirely plausible.
16:59.23MonetWe've seen alien species with three genders in Star Trek.
17:00.11AtamolosAndorians have four.
17:00.39TechnobliteratorLotG: no...only kol serves zargoth
17:00.55MonetHe might be thinking of Falrik?
17:00.55OluapWorkerHe's away
17:01.36WormyIt might be something to do with sexism - certain people may favour male or female art over the other.
17:01.43WormyI dunno
17:01.45TechnobliteratorProbablt
17:01.54OluapWorker"Other" art is best art
17:02.06MonetIf he is then it is possible for one guy to work for a god and the others don't realise or side with him - like Genrai.
17:02.19GhelaeYeah; I suppose "Other" could also mean "I don't want to say".
17:02.36LotGGenrai and Kol have met before, right?
17:03.03OluapWorkerKolossus - u serve me 2 hur
17:03.58WormyI like semisentient Hyperturing-grade art from the Metasoft Version Tree
17:05.20OluapWorkerhttp://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4659020_460s.jpg That explains it
17:05.27AdmiralPandaI guess I might upload a few of my personal fictions to DA
17:05.50AdmiralPandaKo: That does indeed...
17:05.53LotGolol
17:06.01LotGI always wanted to do Kamehameha
17:06.17WormyOr Polyspectralized Art from the quantum-diffraction-patte crypto-alife commentary-icons otherwise known as 3Ccos^2
17:06.42WormyI ripped all from OA
17:07.01GhelaeYes, Wormy; that's obvious. :P
17:07.58WormyAlthough beware of brushg stroke Stendhal-bombs that trigger such fascination that a baseline's mind can die from
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21:27.22XhoXhodocto - WELL YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT
21:28.05AtamolosWormy: I have a future fiction idea that I will unveil later.
21:28.20TybusenTahar - Gods don't exist
21:28.23The_Randomness~hi infobot
21:28.23infobotMany greetings, infobot, most strange traveller, to this IRCdom of plenty.
21:28.40Atamolosslaps the Tahar.
21:28.59Atamolosdum antitheist
21:29.47The_Randomness~eat Tahars
21:29.47infobotThat's too disgusting.
21:30.05Atamolos~Atamolos
21:30.05infobotwell, atamolos is your master.
21:30.39The_Randomness~OluapPlayer
21:30.39infobotOluapPlayer is the King of SporeWiki! Bow down to your king.
21:30.45WormyIf anything, it is the Xhodocto that will prevent their own timeline's oblivion.  They could be temporaly immune like the Xeelee or the Time Lords, or simply appear in the new timeline.
21:31.09XhoXhodocto Form 1 - Fuck is that what we look like in the future?
21:32.45WormyFunnily enough, after destroying Earth in the alternative timeline, the Xhodocto monolith instead lands on ancient Mirenton...
21:33.29XhoXhodocto - LOL PROTECT DCP NAO
21:33.36XhoOuch that would be different
21:33.41TybusenAlternate DCP - WE BRING CHAOS THROUGH ORDER wait...
21:34.02ShalonarNow Xho I have an idea
21:34.14ShalonarMake a Xhodocto monolith
21:34.27XhoWell I already made one
21:34.33XhoOr two
21:34.36ShalonarI mean
21:34.41ShalonarMove it
21:34.49ShalonarPut it on Ka'an in the past :>
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21:37.05The_Randomnesseats Xhodocto monolith(s)
21:37.10The_RandomnessCrunchy
21:37.11XhoXhodocto - Ok you're too stoopid to be protected
21:37.22XhoRandomness you are now a Xhodocto Dispenser
21:37.54The_RandomnessTohoho...*clunk*
21:38.06LakazThat sounds kinda cool... How much does it cost for a Xhodocto from a dispenser?
21:38.54LakazI have... twelve quid, five euros, one american dollar, a few million sporebucks and... *Thinks a moment* about three or four souls. Will any of that do?
21:39.15Xho210 metal for a Xhodocto fingernail
21:39.19The_Randomnessdisplays "No"
21:39.29LakazHrm, 210 metal? Gimme a sec.
21:39.35XhoDagit nagit dabit nabit
21:39.50Xhosmacks Randomspenser with his demon wrench
21:39.50Lakaz*Goes to the trading post and trades in 420 sporebucks for 210 metal, and returns* Here.
21:40.27LakazHow much for a full Xhodocto?
21:40.29The_Randomnessis now a Level 2 Xhodispenser
21:41.09XhoHm
21:41.12Xho1.7 million
21:41.21Xho1.7 million metal for a Xhodocto
21:41.24The_Randomnessdisplays "I am a robot. I am built to give you a sensible haircut."
21:41.30XhoBetter be some big dispenser
21:41.34LakazGimme a sec, i have... Hrm...
21:42.52LakazOkay, if i trade in two soulds for fifty thousand apiece, that's a million. Then 1.4 million sporebucks traded for 0.7 million metal puts me down to 1.6 million sporebucks left, that's the 1.7 million
21:43.07Lakaz*Makes the trades, and puts all the metal in the dispenser*
21:43.23The_Randomnessdisplays "Loading..."
21:43.38The_Randomnessspews out hats
21:44.00Lakaz*Slams fist into The Randomness* DAMN YOU STEAM!
21:44.51The_Randomnesstakes a small bit of damage and emits smoke
21:46.53Lakaz*Summons the dark lord Tsothaggua onto The_Randomness, Tsothaggua eats The Randomness, then gets bored and wanders off. Later, Yog'sothoth eats Tsothaggua then Cthulhu eats Yog'sothoth*
21:48.48The_Randomnessreappears by the supply locker in RED spawn on cp_foundry
21:49.01Lakaz...Dammit, just realised that Yog'sothoth doesn't have a mouth...
21:49.13Lakaz...How the, i mean... HOW?!
21:49.45Lakaz*Gets so angry he implodes, then reappears by the supply locker in the Red spawn on cp_foundry.*
21:50.02Hachi_http://www.omfgdogs.com/
21:50.44The_Randomnessturns into a box and ends up on Xho's head
21:51.21Lakaz...This could be problematic. I must approach this problem with utmost caution.
21:51.24Lakaz*Burns the world*
21:52.46XhoBawxhead
21:53.31The_Randomnessturns into a metal box
21:53.56Lakaz...Curses. Metal is immune to burning.
21:54.19Lakaz*Teleports to a different world before proceeding, as he burnt the last one*
21:55.15The_RandomnessXho is now a mehtul bawxhead
21:55.55Lakaz...Okay, you've almost beaten me. I have one last spell, if that doesn't work... I give in.
21:56.04Lakaz*Casts "Summon bigger fish"*
21:56.40The_Randomnessopens
21:57.06The_Randomnessreleases a horde of hungry treasure chests
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21:57.51Lakaz*Counters with an army of locksmiths, who attach locks to all the treasure chests so they can't bite nor eat*
21:58.00MonetHello.
21:58.21LakazHello.
21:58.28The_RandomnessHey Monet
21:58.58The_Randomnessreleases a swarm of flying master keys
21:59.25LakazHAH! They're padlocks, fool! :D
21:59.56LakazWait, padlocks are the ones with keys. Curses.
22:00.45LakazWait, nevermind. They're combination padlocks.
22:01.49The_Randomnessreverts into his original form
22:03.59Lakaz...*Cast's "Summon bigger fish" again*
22:04.30The_Randomness~cook bigger fish
22:04.30infobotACTION throws bigger fish in a big pan with veggies inside and cooks bigger fish on 350 for an hour
22:06.19The_Randomness~fry Lakaz
22:06.19infobotACTION grabs Lakaz and fries him on his BFCooker9000
22:06.35Lakaz*Dies*
22:07.14The_RandomnessA winner is me!
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22:17.19Hachi_Agh disconned
22:55.59Tybusentset
22:58.01Hachi_strangles Tybusen
22:58.05Hachi_Never say dat again!
22:58.13Tybusentset
22:58.15Tybusentrololo
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23:04.35Atamolos~seen Tybusen
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23:14.57TybusenHai Ko
23:15.28OluapPlayerhi
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23:40.29Monethttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHrMTmiKst0&feature=relmfu I have to say, this does fit the DI, and probably the others of the original three of my 'order through X' meme.
23:53.26Atamolos#Tybusen
23:53.36AtamolosIt didn't work.
23:54.25Monet"Without law, and without civllity we are no better than animals; corruption rules over animals" - I'd say that is an appropriate motto for the Imperium's Domestic Security.
23:54.52Hachi_Bath salts - Bitch please

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