00:00.02 | GreatDestroyer12 | *yay |
00:00.31 | Zilla_Spore | Well, what do You think of him? |
00:00.52 | GreatDestroyer12 | spies and assasins in the ULE |
00:00.55 | GreatDestroyer12 | muahaha |
00:00.57 | GreatDestroyer12 | YAY |
00:01.00 | FalcoPunch | Greatdestroyer, what's your fiction? |
00:01.22 | GreatDestroyer12 | Drakodominatus Tyranny |
00:01.34 | GreatDestroyer12 | {{Fiction|Drakodominatus Tyranny}} |
00:01.46 | GreatDestroyer12 | ===Drones=== ====Orb Class Spotter Drone==== [[File:Orb Class Spotter Drone.png]] ====Eye Class Recon Drone==== [[File:Eye Class Recon Drone.png]] ====Omniscient Class Spy Drone==== [[File:Omniscient Class Spy Drone.png]] ====Hermes Class Support Drone==== [[File:Hermes Class Support Drone.png]] ====Wraith Class Assault Drone==== [[File:Wraith Class Assault Drone.png]] Jaeger Class Hunter Drone [ |
00:01.50 | GreatDestroyer12 | waht |
00:01.51 | GreatDestroyer12 | wait |
00:01.52 | Monet | Let's see... by his early teens (20-22) he will be up to Tyraz's shoulders. by his late teens (35-40 for us) he would have surpassed 2m. |
00:02.00 | GreatDestroyer12 | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Drakodominatus_Tyranny |
00:03.04 | Monet | Probably 2 1/2 metres by then, and he isnt't fully grown. |
00:04.57 | Monet | Teenage Septis - Hello Tyraz. |
00:07.22 | LotG | Tyraz - How'd you get so big? |
00:08.20 | FalcoPunch | bath salts |
00:08.30 | LotG | OLOL |
00:08.47 | Monet | Septis - *shrugs* I had a appetite I guess. |
00:09.00 | LotG | Tyraz - Either that or I've gotten smaller. Again. |
00:09.48 | Zilla_Spore | Again? |
00:10.23 | Zilla_Spore | Phase-Hunter - Man, U Tiny Tyraz. |
00:10.37 | Monet | Septis - I have had nothing special done to me if that is what you mean. |
00:11.21 | GreatDestroyer12 | Jagz Lievz - You are all tiny |
00:11.41 | Monet | Septis - Although... My father has always said how I had an ideal physique. |
00:11.53 | GreatDestroyer12 | Graiz wehrz - Smallfries |
00:11.55 | Zilla_Spore | Phase-hunter - Yo, Shut Yo mouth Jugz. |
00:11.57 | LotG | Tyraz - Well Septis, I believe you have met my son, Kezoreg. |
00:11.59 | LotG | Kezoreg - *standing at 6 metres tall* How do you do? |
00:12.17 | FalcoPunch | 6 meters? |
00:12.24 | FalcoPunch | oh yeah |
00:12.29 | Zilla_Spore | Phase-Hunter - yay 6 meters falco |
00:12.36 | GreatDestroyer12 | 6 meters? |
00:12.42 | Monet | Septis - Erm... I cannot entirely recall. |
00:12.43 | Zilla_Spore | (he breaks the fourth wall alot) |
00:13.02 | LotG | Kezoreg does have part of Angazhar in him, is it any wonder he grows to be tall? |
00:13.15 | Graiz_Wehrz | feels small now |
00:13.38 | FalcoPunch | thats like |
00:13.41 | Zilla_Spore | Phase-Hunter - Darn hybrids |
00:13.43 | FalcoPunch | 18 or 19 feet tall |
00:13.51 | FalcoPunch | I hate hybrids |
00:13.52 | Zilla_Spore | Jezaz! |
00:14.13 | FalcoPunch | 19.6 feet |
00:14.17 | Zilla_Spore | You Got Kol, kezoreg, And Maryah. thats all i know |
00:14.17 | Monet | FalcoPunch: Oh the irony! |
00:14.27 | LotG | Maryah ain't mine |
00:14.32 | Graiz_Wehrz | only 16.5 feet |
00:14.40 | Zilla_Spore | Well, those are the only hybrids onthe wiki. |
00:14.41 | Graiz_Wehrz | for me |
00:14.45 | LotG | I do have Kol and Kezoreg though |
00:14.53 | LotG | And don't forget Falco's race of hybrids |
00:14.56 | FalcoPunch | Who's Kol? |
00:14.59 | FalcoPunch | oh wait nvm |
00:15.02 | Zilla_Spore | Kol daren |
00:15.35 | Zilla_Spore | And Phase-hunter might be a hybrid |
00:15.42 | Monet | Kezoreg, Maryah, Gianne and Invia and now Septis. SporeWiki juniors. |
00:15.46 | Graiz_Wehrz | all Drako are pure breeds |
00:15.54 | Graiz_Wehrz | im pretty sure they cant breed with anybody else |
00:16.17 | LotG | Kezoreg and Maryah even get together when they're older, although Kezoreg's emo phase forces them to break up |
00:16.29 | Zilla_Spore | I'm also working on Barda Clett's son, Zorka Clett. |
00:16.36 | FalcoPunch | way to ruin the story Luc! |
00:16.43 | FalcoPunch | =P |
00:17.44 | LotG | Me and OP revealed it anyway] |
00:18.00 | Zilla_Spore | why most hero's have emo phases? |
00:18.09 | Zilla_Spore | That always ruins the story for me. |
00:18.23 | Zilla_Spore | COUGH! STAR WARS!!! COUGH! |
00:18.29 | Wormy | I'm watching Star Trek Generations where Picard and Kirk meet |
00:18.44 | Zilla_Spore | Cool. |
00:19.24 | Monet | Uriel has had phases where had heard bad news and sulked. |
00:19.38 | LotG | Kezoreg is basically lied to throughout his entire life about why he is what he is |
00:19.59 | LotG | You'd be pissed to if your parents hid away the fact that you're related to a demonic insane warlord |
00:20.05 | Monet | At one point Larnus jokingly/frustratedly asked if Uriel would spend the entire Andromeda War moping. |
00:20.20 | Zilla_Spore | My ugandals are pretty blunt parents. |
00:20.49 | Zilla_Spore | They tell the whole truth to their children, so they understand everything completely. |
00:22.29 | Monet | I hate to say it but I think Tyraz and Lezia were right to keep it secret. Imagine the amount of pressure he would have felt if he knew early on he had the blood of Satan's chief lieutenant. |
00:22.40 | *** join/#sporewiki OluapPlayer (bada0733@gateway/web/freenode/ip.186.218.7.51) |
00:22.40 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o OluapPlayer] by ChanServ |
00:22.47 | Zilla_Spore | hello oluap |
00:22.56 | Zilla_Spore | You are right though |
00:23.27 | FalcoPunch | For once, Lezia did something smart! |
00:23.29 | Zilla_Spore | i would want a blood test to make sure. ^^ |
00:23.34 | Zilla_Spore | Egad! |
00:23.37 | OluapPlayer | hi |
00:23.40 | LotG | God image that on Jeremy Kyle |
00:23.51 | LotG | "My parents hid the fact I'm related to Angazhar" |
00:24.05 | Zilla_Spore | "Sucks for you, Lol" |
00:24.36 | Graiz_Wehrz | haha |
00:24.40 | Graiz_Wehrz | whats his projected adult height |
00:25.12 | Zilla_Spore | Over 9000 feet |
00:25.22 | Monet | OluapPlayer: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120621234126/spore/images/1/1a/SpetisUltanos.png we have a new SporeWiki baby. |
00:25.30 | Zilla_Spore | gets slaped for using an over sued joke |
00:25.52 | OluapPlayer | Looks tinyfaic |
00:25.53 | OluapPlayer | Who dat |
00:26.06 | Monet | Uriel's son Septis. |
00:26.19 | OluapPlayer | i c |
00:26.28 | Monet | btw GD12, here is Arsac http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/3/3c/Arsac_%281%29.png |
00:26.44 | Zilla_Spore | She a mean lady. |
00:26.44 | Graiz_Wehrz | thanks |
00:26.52 | Monet | Who is apparently half the size of Tyraz despite being the Draconis equivilent of 6. |
00:27.06 | Zilla_Spore | Barda Clett - I just wanted money T_T |
00:27.10 | OluapPlayer | Because Tyraz is a midget :> |
00:27.11 | Graiz_Wehrz | i think imma make a picture of somre of my army now |
00:27.56 | OluapPlayer | gonna nom now |
00:28.03 | Zilla_Spore | cya |
00:30.19 | Graiz_Wehrz | would she be on a spaceship when i pledge support? |
00:30.50 | Monet | It would probably be done via a remote feed. Either hologram or screen depending on theri capabilities. |
00:30.54 | LotG | I sometimes wonder if Tyraz has a better relationship with Arsac than he does with Iovera |
00:31.05 | Graiz_Wehrz | i have that tech |
00:31.08 | Graiz_Wehrz | haha |
00:31.17 | Graiz_Wehrz | but how about meeting her on the crusade fleet |
00:31.22 | Graiz_Wehrz | would that be on a planet or a ship |
00:31.45 | Monet | Ship most likely. |
00:32.32 | Graiz_Wehrz | ok |
00:32.36 | Graiz_Wehrz | imma make that now |
00:32.45 | Zilla_Spore | What's happening? |
00:33.11 | *** join/#sporewiki Liquid_Ink (79d2d805@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.210.216.5) |
00:33.17 | Monet | Hello. |
00:33.20 | Liquid_Ink | Hi everybody! |
00:33.35 | Zilla_Spore | Hello |
00:33.37 | Monet | Tyraz does seem to be spending a lot of time with Arsac lately. |
00:34.11 | Zilla_Spore | Wait, wait, What where U and Destroyer talking about Monet? |
00:34.21 | Graiz_Wehrz | hello |
00:34.27 | Graiz_Wehrz | um im joining him on his crusade |
00:34.36 | Graiz_Wehrz | with a pretty sizable expeditionary force |
00:34.38 | LotG | Indeed, I doubt they would see each other in a romantic light though. Tyraz would not wanna Descend Arsac by accident |
00:34.42 | Zilla_Spore | against the Chosen? |
00:34.47 | Graiz_Wehrz | ya |
00:35.13 | Graiz_Wehrz | the flagship of the expeditionary force is giant |
00:35.16 | Zilla_Spore | Oh, is there room for anymore Empires? |
00:35.18 | Monet | Also Arsac is one of those "married to her work" types. It would never really work. |
00:35.27 | Graiz_Wehrz | it has to be put under monets command |
00:35.33 | Graiz_Wehrz | oluap doesnt want new facrtions |
00:35.34 | LotG | Indeed, loves her job more than anything else. |
00:35.47 | Zilla_Spore | ok. I see |
00:36.06 | Graiz_Wehrz | shes a workaholic |
00:36.29 | Monet | She doesn't really know of any other life. |
00:36.53 | OluapPlayer | Back |
00:37.00 | Zilla_Spore | Wb |
00:37.44 | Graiz_Wehrz | im actually devoting a pretty sizable contingent to be put under your command |
00:38.07 | Graiz_Wehrz | a condor legion of spaceships |
00:38.12 | Graiz_Wehrz | except bigger |
00:38.12 | LotG | Understandable. Though I do wonder, with the flood of Imperial Zazane coming in... |
00:38.23 | Zilla_Spore | Alright, So...um, Can i send some help as well? |
00:38.39 | Graiz_Wehrz | arent the zazane on our side as well? |
00:39.00 | Monet | There might be some junior Zazane inquisitors. |
00:39.03 | LotG | Against Chosen? |
00:39.19 | LotG | Nah Brood ain't fighting Chosen, though Shield (Zazane special forces) are |
00:39.19 | Zilla_Spore | I believe so. |
00:39.25 | Graiz_Wehrz | i see |
00:39.38 | OluapPlayer | Chosen nommed a Shield planet :v |
00:40.00 | Graiz_Wehrz | im sending a guy whos experience stretches back to even the Drakodominatus tribal stage |
00:40.15 | LotG | Hachi - Imma wabbit =:3 |
00:40.31 | Graiz_Wehrz | monet are you ok with me makign the bridge of the ship where i meet arsac rather utilitarian |
00:40.32 | FalcoPunch | Bugs Bunny - Imma wabbit =:3 |
00:40.32 | OluapPlayer | dum wabbit |
00:40.42 | Zilla_Spore | Emm. Monet, Would it be ok to corrdinate a Possible Inqusition Ugandalorains? |
00:40.54 | Zilla_Spore | Well, after my Shower, Brb |
00:41.19 | Monet | Graiz_Wehrz: You want me to make your bridge? |
00:41.41 | Monet | No wait.. otherway round are you asking about my bridge design? |
00:42.40 | Graiz_Wehrz | im asking if i can make it look utilitariaan in the pic im going to make? |
00:42.53 | Graiz_Wehrz | because i dont know what it looks like |
00:43.00 | Graiz_Wehrz | what does it look like actually? |
00:43.26 | Monet | I can make the picture if you provide the PNGs for the Dominatus. |
00:43.28 | OluapPlayer | I'm gonna make a size image with your chart, Monet |
00:43.35 | Graiz_Wehrz | ok |
00:43.39 | Graiz_Wehrz | thanks dude |
00:43.54 | Monet | OluapPlaye: Great, was wondering when people would start using that. |
00:43.59 | Monet | But I cannot make it tonight. |
00:44.02 | OluapPlayer | Indoc sizes |
00:44.22 | Graiz_Wehrz | haha sure |
00:44.28 | Graiz_Wehrz | what time is it where you are |
00:44.37 | Monet | 1:43 am |
00:45.46 | Graiz_Wehrz | i see, britain |
00:46.08 | Graiz_Wehrz | im putting the pngs up nwo |
00:47.33 | Graiz_Wehrz | btw how tall is arsac? |
00:51.22 | LotG | olol now you'll never find out |
00:51.34 | Zilla_Shower | I feel ignored. |
00:51.50 | Zilla_Shower | wll, i'm off to play republic commadno |
00:51.54 | Graiz_Wehrz | ok |
00:54.35 | Liquid_Ink | Yes. |
00:55.59 | Wormy | test |
00:56.37 | Liquid_Ink | Test failed. |
01:03.27 | Liquid_Ink | runs tests on Wormy. |
01:04.26 | Wormy | oh mister |
01:05.01 | LotG | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu4k4WI0nM8&feature=related Epic soundtrack |
01:10.33 | Liquid_Ink | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFuQ2dja7SI&feature=relmfu |
01:13.45 | Graiz_Wehrz | guys is the cyrannus empire trying to expand into every galaxy? |
01:14.46 | LotG | Nno |
01:14.47 | LotG | No |
01:15.00 | LotG | At the moment, they are getting into relations with the AGC |
01:15.31 | Liquid_Ink | The what? |
01:16.51 | Graiz_Wehrz | ok |
01:16.58 | Graiz_Wehrz | i just thought thweey were madly expansionist |
01:19.44 | OluapPlayer | http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/08/Indoc_Sizes.png |
01:20.16 | LotG | They are expansionist, but within their own empire |
01:21.42 | LotG | I dunt see Hachi boi |
01:21.56 | OluapPlayer | This is a species chart u dum |
01:22.01 | OluapPlayer | not a char chart |
01:24.37 | LotG | Nnngh |
01:31.48 | Liquid_Ink | Yay France! |
01:31.55 | FalcoPunch | woah that's an awesome chart |
01:33.27 | FalcoPunch | what's the little blue amster thing? |
01:33.51 | FalcoPunch | *hamster |
01:34.02 | FalcoPunch | on the Indoc chart |
01:34.27 | OluapPlayer | It's a Kurm |
01:34.35 | LotG | Woop! |
01:34.38 | OluapPlayer | And it's a shrimp, not a hamster |
01:34.50 | LotG | Mini tanks of kick ass |
01:35.46 | Wormy | :( |
01:35.54 | Wormy | Death of Kirk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TtMEcZk3AE |
01:36.07 | Liquid_Ink | Bridge on the captain! |
01:36.32 | Wormy | trolol |
01:37.47 | Wormy | I'm gonna comment that |
01:37.52 | Wormy | rip it off ya |
01:38.12 | Liquid_Ink | Actually, it was a quote from William Shatner. |
01:39.12 | Wormy | *stops in his tracks* That would have made e look lame, you could have embarrised me |
01:39.22 | Wormy | Shoudn't have said |
01:40.19 | LotG | What happened to Kirk? |
01:40.35 | Liquid_Ink | [11:36] <Liquid_Ink> Bridge on the captain! |
01:41.56 | LotG | Wait, a bridge fell on the captain? |
01:42.06 | LotG | Kirk was crushed? |
01:42.08 | Liquid_Ink | http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DroppedABridgeOnHim Page quote. |
01:44.51 | Liquid_Ink | New Sims 3 expansion pack ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! |
01:46.05 | Graiz_Wehrz | oluap do the vague attack everything in sight? |
01:47.38 | Liquid_Ink | http://www.flickr.com/photos/simsvip/7404249384/lightbox/ |
01:50.05 | LotG | You wanna know whats funny? Brood is a tier 2 empire, yet no TV |
01:52.15 | Liquid_Ink | Do they have radio? |
01:52.27 | Liquid_Ink | How about puppet shows? |
01:52.41 | LotG | They entertain themselves with fighting, or they're learning in combat schools |
01:53.16 | Liquid_Ink | No puppet shows? |
01:53.36 | Liquid_Ink | What if they're learning to be puppeteers? |
01:53.48 | LotG | Its not written in their genes to entertain in such a way |
01:54.09 | Liquid_Ink | How about radio? |
01:54.15 | Liquid_Ink | http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091010205649/sims/images/0/06/Brigit_and_Bonehilda.jpg |
01:54.23 | LotG | They have communnications, yes |
01:54.30 | LotG | But not for entertainment purposes |
01:55.01 | Liquid_Ink | Bloody opressive government. |
01:55.44 | LotG | Well they don't see usage for radio |
01:55.51 | LotG | At least for entertainment |
01:56.11 | LotG | Television, entertainment radio, puppet shows, its no use to them so they won't do it |
01:57.25 | Liquid_Ink | Yeah, there's gonna be a people's revolution soon. |
01:58.42 | LotG | Not really. They like it that way |
01:59.52 | Liquid_Ink | Do they like burlesque? |
02:00.17 | LotG | Not really |
02:00.27 | LotG | They wouldn't find it as entertaining as humans do |
02:00.47 | Liquid_Ink | Watching prisoners die? |
02:02.44 | LotG | They don't take prisoners |
02:02.56 | Liquid_Ink | First my Sims 1 won't work, then my Sims 2's serial code dissapears, and now the Sims 3 is starting to mess up! |
02:03.21 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha |
02:03.28 | GreatDestroyer12 | to the Zazane |
02:03.33 | GreatDestroyer12 | awesome entertainment |
02:04.30 | LotG | To them, entertainment involves watching soldiers and warriors fight one another in bloody duels in an arena, maybe perhaps have some Zazane animals in there too. That or watching dances involving weapons and combat. |
02:05.06 | Liquid_Ink | Shouldn't they be watching other people's soldiers die? |
02:05.12 | GreatDestroyer12 | ya |
02:05.18 | GreatDestroyer12 | cant it be beating up hapeless prisoners |
02:07.01 | LotG | They don't capture prisoners cuz they wouldn't like it themselves |
02:07.50 | GreatDestroyer12 | empathy? |
02:08.03 | GreatDestroyer12 | my people have no code of honor |
02:08.06 | GreatDestroyer12 | just exceptionalism |
02:08.07 | Liquid_Ink | ikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120612120608/spore/images/7/76/Axis_of_Not_the_Worst%2C_butWon't_be_Asked_to_Host_Intergalactic_Sport.png |
02:08.18 | Liquid_Ink | http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120612120608/spore/images/7/76/Axis_of_Not_the_Worst%2C_butWon%27t_be_Asked_to_Host_Intergalactic_Sport.png |
02:08.43 | LotG | Zazane believe that being captured is dishonourable |
02:08.57 | LotG | They would kill themselves if they were captured, and are capable of doing it biologically |
02:09.08 | GreatDestroyer12 | so i cant interrogate a zazane |
02:09.13 | Liquid_Ink | So... they're the Space Japanese Empire? |
02:09.21 | LotG | Yeah, kinda |
02:09.40 | GreatDestroyer12 | whats zazene seppuku called |
02:10.38 | LotG | Its not really given a name, but the Zazane word for suicide is "Therek" |
02:10.42 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
02:10.45 | GreatDestroyer12 | how does it go? |
02:11.36 | LotG | Basically, there is a poison sac located next to its heart. When under a lot of stress, or when the Zazane wants it to, it explodes and fills the bloodstream with an incredibly powerful poison. |
02:12.06 | LotG | Which, of course, kills the Zazane, though very quickly. |
02:12.29 | Liquid_Ink | Shouldn't they explode and take out lots of the enemy with them? |
02:12.45 | LotG | Nope, they weren't designed to do that. |
02:13.13 | GreatDestroyer12 | is there any intergalactic sport? |
02:13.21 | FalcoPunch | How the hell did Zazane evolve a sac of poisonous fluids next to their hearts that they can release on command? |
02:13.27 | Liquid_Ink | Magic. |
02:13.31 | FalcoPunch | Greatdestroyer12:yes |
02:13.40 | Liquid_Ink | Races! |
02:14.03 | LotG | Well Zazane actually have some mental power over their bodies |
02:14.04 | FalcoPunch | When the SporeWIki newspaper goes up in a week, you'll be introduced a little bit to 2 |
02:14.12 | GreatDestroyer12 | thanks |
02:14.27 | FalcoPunch | well, they're mentioned, but not really explained |
02:14.30 | GreatDestroyer12 | hmm which races in the galaxy employ state sanctioned torture and interrogation? |
02:14.35 | Wormy | bye |
02:14.39 | FalcoPunch | bye Wormy |
02:14.51 | LotG | They can reduce their own bleeding, explode their poison sacs, and even regenerate quicker if they focus, although this still takes a while to regrow a limb |
02:15.04 | FalcoPunch | wait, is it 3 in the morning in England-land? |
02:15.14 | LotG | Yep |
02:15.17 | FalcoPunch | Or Eng-land |
02:15.22 | FalcoPunch | Jesus dude |
02:15.57 | GreatDestroyer12 | then zen of the zazane |
02:17.28 | Liquid_Ink | rides off into the sunset. |
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02:41.21 | FalcoPunch | hey |
02:41.30 | LotG | Wut |
02:41.42 | FalcoPunch | I was saying hi to Atalomos |
02:41.49 | LotG | Oh lol |
02:41.54 | FalcoPunch | lol |
02:42.14 | GreatDestroyer12 | hello |
02:42.21 | GreatDestroyer12 | atamolos whats your main fiction? |
02:42.33 | Atamolos | The Mercuris Federation |
02:42.44 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
02:42.48 | Atamolos | FalcoPunch: Hello! |
02:42.52 | FalcoPunch | Hi |
02:54.04 | Atamolos | has to leave. |
02:54.04 | *** join/#sporewiki The_Randomness (~The_Rando@c-75-72-121-224.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) |
02:54.12 | Atamolos | vanishes, as quickly as he appeared. |
02:54.23 | The_Randomness | Hello everyone |
02:54.29 | Atamolos | self-destructs, killing everyone on IRC. |
02:54.45 | FalcoPunch | is ded. |
02:54.48 | The_Randomness | I decided to start anew with my Spore universe. |
02:54.52 | The_Randomness | is ded |
02:55.29 | The_Randomness | I swear Civ stage is rigged against you on Hard if you're not an economic nation. |
02:57.33 | The_Randomness | Anyone want to hear my story involving that? |
02:58.37 | GreatDestroyer12 | sure |
02:58.45 | FalcoPunch | go ahead |
02:59.40 | The_Randomness | So, I finished cell stage as an omnivore, blew threw creature stage by killing anything that moved, and tribal stage was a bit of a pain, ended with Aggressive or something |
02:59.53 | The_Randomness | So I was a military nation in Civ stage |
03:00.36 | The_Randomness | My plan was to capture the first economic city that popped up, which was easy enough |
03:01.04 | The_Randomness | Then nations started to declare war on me |
03:02.29 | The_Randomness | At this point I was marked for death. |
03:03.24 | The_Randomness | This is the fourth playthrough of Civ stage (second for this saved game) where I've had to use the moremoney cheat just to progress. |
03:04.15 | The_Randomness | Once I had pacified all these nations with money, I started to buy them out. |
03:05.48 | The_Randomness | I think you guys can imagine what happened next. |
03:08.56 | The_Randomness | I then proceeded to buy out the whole world. Somehow the last nation liked me enough to keep trading despite a relations thing near 0. |
03:09.34 | LotG | olol |
03:09.35 | The_Randomness | Brb shower |
03:27.32 | *** join/#sporewiki The_Randomness (~The_Rando@c-75-72-121-224.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) |
03:27.42 | The_Randomness | Back |
03:28.27 | The_Randomness | When I said the thing about the playthroughs, I meant each time I tried once without cheating, then the second time I did use them. |
03:30.58 | The_Randomness | Civ stage is probably the most frustrating stage on Hard. |
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03:47.17 | FalcoPunch | Hey Ty |
03:48.48 | Zilla_gaming | I wanna RP so bad |
03:52.04 | FalcoPunch | Tybusen would love to rp with you |
03:52.33 | Tybusen | Hi |
04:14.54 | Zilla_gaming | Really? |
04:15.12 | FalcoPunch | yes |
04:15.17 | FalcoPunch | definitely |
04:16.36 | Zilla_gaming | Ok. |
04:17.00 | FalcoPunch | Tybusen |
04:17.12 | Tybusen | WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?! |
04:17.20 | Tybusen | YOU DARE DISTURB MY SLUMBER |
04:17.24 | Tybusen | THOU WILL BE PUNISHED |
04:17.47 | Zilla_gaming | lol pwned |
04:18.09 | FalcoPunch | hee hee hee |
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04:21.32 | Zilla_gaming | Hey there Great destroyer |
04:22.05 | GreatDestroyer12 | hello |
04:22.13 | GreatDestroyer12 | did you make the model of phase hunter |
04:31.58 | GreatDestroyer12 | or still in proces |
04:36.33 | Zilla_gaming | still in proces |
04:51.24 | FalcoPunch | See ya, Luc! |
04:51.30 | LotG | Cya later! |
04:52.24 | FalcoPunch | Called that like a boss |
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04:53.01 | GreatDestroyer12 | guys |
04:53.16 | GreatDestroyer12 | m gonna write a fic about annexing a race of torturers and spies peacefully |
04:53.25 | GreatDestroyer12 | and they will icnrease my biotech |
04:53.29 | GreatDestroyer12 | is anyone willignto volunteer specimens |
04:53.53 | FalcoPunch | I volunteer Tybusen |
04:54.16 | GreatDestroyer12 | the more the merrier |
04:54.25 | GreatDestroyer12 | the screams will be heard across the gigaquarant |
04:54.36 | GreatDestroyer12 | as we strive for biological perfection |
04:54.42 | GreatDestroyer12 | and schadenfreude |
04:55.30 | FalcoPunch | GD12, do you have a user page on the Wiki? |
04:55.59 | Tybusen | What |
04:56.42 | GreatDestroyer12 | i havent edited it |
04:56.53 | FalcoPunch | oh, ok |
04:56.55 | GreatDestroyer12 | i havent touched it actuall |
04:57.03 | FalcoPunch | I was wondering why I couldn't find you on the Wiki |
05:00.57 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha |
05:01.08 | GreatDestroyer12 | its just because i focus on the page of the Drakodominatus Tyranny |
05:01.20 | GreatDestroyer12 | do you guys think it would be possible to acquire a fordanta specimen? |
05:05.29 | FalcoPunch | not sure |
05:05.34 | FalcoPunch | ask Spriggs |
05:05.46 | FalcoPunch | I don't think he would have too much of a problem with it |
05:06.01 | FalcoPunch | you can have a [[Creature:Shymiran]] |
05:06.25 | FalcoPunch | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature%3AShymiran |
05:06.52 | FalcoPunch | wait, what do you need them for? |
05:07.11 | GreatDestroyer12 | experiments |
05:07.13 | GreatDestroyer12 | of a painful sort |
05:07.22 | GreatDestroyer12 | to help unlock biological potential for Drakodominatus |
05:07.37 | GreatDestroyer12 | to help make us a bit more agile |
05:07.44 | GreatDestroyer12 | nd to develop bio weapons |
05:07.51 | GreatDestroyer12 | as previously our biotech was tier 6 level |
05:07.55 | GreatDestroyer12 | till we ran into this race |
05:09.00 | FalcoPunch | oh |
05:09.10 | GreatDestroyer12 | aptly named the hamoceolus |
05:09.23 | GreatDestroyer12 | and they peacefully joined us so they could better their craft withm ore species |
05:09.28 | GreatDestroyer12 | they are a bit sadistic though |
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05:11.32 | Jepardi | Hi |
05:12.20 | GreatDestroyer12 | hello jepardi |
05:12.33 | GreatDestroyer12 | would you like to volunteer a species for the Drakodominatus biotech program |
05:12.50 | GreatDestroyer12 | it has had quantum improement since the annexation of a new speceis |
05:14.29 | FalcoPunch | I'm going to bed |
05:14.36 | FalcoPunch | good night |
05:14.53 | FalcoPunch | Tybusen- I curse you with an ancient evil |
05:15.52 | Jepardi | My species live in Cyrannus and are not very open-minded to tests with their people. |
05:16.45 | GreatDestroyer12 | are you under the empire there? |
05:17.33 | Jepardi | Nope. Independent. |
05:17.47 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
05:17.56 | GreatDestroyer12 | even your prisoners? |
05:19.03 | Jepardi | Prisoners? |
05:19.21 | GreatDestroyer12 | dont you have prisoners? |
05:20.06 | Jepardi | Do you mean slave? |
05:20.28 | GreatDestroyer12 | are they of your species |
05:20.32 | GreatDestroyer12 | and what is your species called? |
05:21.34 | Jepardi | My species is called Zio'Aeni and they forbid slavery |
05:24.04 | GreatDestroyer12 | do you think i could get my hands on a fordanta |
05:27.12 | Zilla_gaming | Propbaly not |
05:27.57 | GreatDestroyer12 | why? |
05:31.41 | Zilla_gaming | eh, well they are very good warriors with some really advanced tech. |
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05:40.04 | Zilla_gaming | gotta go |
05:52.37 | GreatDestroyer12 | i thought they are only tier 3 |
06:09.33 | Tybusen | tset |
06:10.40 | GreatDestroyer12 | i really need a fordanta specimen |
06:10.47 | GreatDestroyer12 | multiple ones preferrably |
06:11.06 | GreatDestroyer12 | ill ask spriggs |
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07:26.19 | GreatDestroyer12 | liquid, whats your main fiction |
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07:30.11 | Shalonar | HI |
07:30.54 | GreatDestroyer12 | hello shalonar |
07:31.27 | GreatDestroyer12 | shalonar whats your main fic? |
07:31.56 | Shalonar | [[Fiction:The Divinarium]] |
07:33.02 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
07:33.14 | GreatDestroyer12 | would you be willing to give specimens to our nascent biotech program |
07:33.32 | GreatDestroyer12 | after out annexation of the Haemocolus specie? |
07:34.05 | GreatDestroyer12 | wait remove that question mark |
07:34.14 | GreatDestroyer12 | just would you be willing to give test specimens ? |
07:35.32 | Shalonar | Wait what |
07:36.07 | Shalonar | Radeons may give robots or something |
07:39.16 | GreatDestroyer12 | im just asking for subjects for my biotech program |
07:39.51 | GreatDestroyer12 | but would you be willing to give raedons? |
07:40.06 | Liquid_Ink | The Defensive System's Bloc is mine. |
07:40.13 | Liquid_Ink | Sorry for very late post. |
07:42.40 | Liquid_Ink | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FgMTAj4f_o&feature=player_embedded |
07:43.17 | GreatDestroyer12 | would the DSB be willing to give a specimen of each of its species for scientific purposes? |
07:45.34 | Liquid_Ink | Define scientific purposes... |
07:46.54 | Dr_Freud | it may be painful muahahaah |
07:47.30 | Dr_Freud | (this is the guy from the species i just acquired, who are all tortrures and biotech) |
07:50.07 | Liquid_Ink | ... |
07:50.25 | Dr_Freud | i see |
07:50.44 | Dr_Freud | is aliens for ethical treatment of DSB species against this? |
07:51.23 | Liquid_Ink | No, the DSB with antimatter bombs is against this. |
07:52.09 | Dr_Freud | why sir, my masters have anothe way of procuring subjects |
07:54.44 | Dr_Freud | dont you have prisoners you wish to execute |
07:58.29 | Liquid_Ink | That makes more sense. |
07:58.59 | Dr_Freud | would you like to begin the shipents? |
08:00.27 | Dr_Freud | how large is your prison population? |
08:01.16 | Liquid_Ink | Small, since capital punishment was reintroduced. |
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08:02.09 | dino___ | hello |
08:02.36 | Liquid_Ink | Hello! |
08:02.47 | Dr_Freud | hello |
08:02.56 | Dr_Freud | would you like to give the rest over for experiments? |
08:04.13 | Liquid_Ink | It would be a little over the top. Not dying probably means you didn't commit a major crime. |
08:05.09 | Dr_Freud | let me repharse |
08:05.18 | Dr_Freud | would you like to give over a significant portion? |
08:06.26 | Liquid_Ink | I repeat my previous statement. |
08:06.31 | Dr_Freud | i see |
08:06.37 | Dr_Freud | how much would you like to give over? |
08:07.00 | Dr_Freud | dino are you of the rambo nation? |
08:07.56 | Liquid_Ink | He wants to experiment on the Rambo! |
08:10.31 | dino___ | hello Dr. Freud, I am indeed the founder of Rambo Nation |
08:10.37 | dino___ | an experiment on a Rambo? |
08:10.42 | Dr_Freud | btw im GreatDestroyer12 |
08:10.49 | Dr_Freud | thats my account name |
08:10.59 | Dr_Freud | um generally on any species willign to give over unwanted people |
08:11.29 | Dr_Freud | the Drakodominatus biotech program has only recently started with our inclusion in the empire shortly before |
08:12.10 | Dr_Freud | and our masters demand that we advance biotech to a suitable tier 2 level as opposed to its previous tier 6 state |
08:12.16 | Dr_Freud | thus we need specimens |
08:14.32 | Dr_Freud | what is your response? |
08:17.58 | dino___ | oh hello |
08:18.30 | dino___ | haha, well you are free to use a normal serindia for one of your tests haha. Serindia are explorers afterall |
08:19.32 | Dr_Freud | anything else? |
08:20.09 | Liquid_Ink | DINO HOW COULD YOU? |
08:20.47 | Dr_Freud | Liquid, would you still like to ship your prisoner population |
08:20.51 | Dr_Freud | its not capital punishment |
08:20.54 | Dr_Freud | its not death |
08:20.56 | Dr_Freud | just science |
08:21.29 | Shalonar | Ohai dino |
08:21.38 | Shalonar | Pretty early today |
08:21.53 | Dr_Freud | how many serindia are you shipping? |
08:23.36 | dino___ | Hello |
08:23.42 | dino___ | yeah, was early day off! |
08:24.21 | Dr_Freud | is it one serindia |
08:24.23 | Dr_Freud | or multiple |
08:25.04 | dino___ | depends on how much you need for your expirement, entire colonies ofcourse not but some wandering Serindia, why not? |
08:25.14 | dino___ | How are you doing Shalonar? |
08:25.23 | Shalonar | Nice |
08:25.33 | Shalonar | Just in case |
08:26.15 | Dr_Freud | well actually just one prime sample |
08:26.25 | Dr_Freud | we actually want asm uch diversity in subjects as we can have though |
08:26.28 | Dr_Freud | but not entire colonies |
08:26.53 | dino___ | Oh why change the name Imperios? |
08:26.59 | dino___ | Anyway, how is Agnessa doing? |
08:27.02 | Imperios | Shalonar is my second name |
08:27.07 | Imperios | well, nickname |
08:27.19 | Imperios | I am going to make a chapter about Agnassana soon |
08:27.34 | Imperios | http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120621134918/spore/images/d/d3/Iovera.png |
08:29.03 | Dr_Freud | so the shipments start now |
08:29.10 | Dr_Freud | is 1000 Serinidia ok? |
08:30.38 | dino___ | 1000? I was rather thinking about a number of 25 |
08:30.55 | dino___ | ah shipment? I though they simply took the vessel |
08:31.05 | dino___ | @Imperis: cool! |
08:31.05 | Dr_Freud | ok, 25 it is |
08:33.06 | Dr_Freud | puts 25 Serindia on ships |
08:33.52 | Dr_Freud | warpspeed to location1 |
08:33.54 | Dr_Freud | scrambles coordinates |
08:35.08 | Dr_Freud | i must warn you of something dino |
08:35.20 | Dr_Freud | i hope they have a high pain threshold |
08:36.18 | Dr_Freud | so liquid how about the DSB? |
08:37.26 | Liquid_Ink | No. |
08:38.33 | dino___ | some of htem have, some not haha |
08:38.34 | dino___ | brb |
08:38.46 | Dr_Freud | ok liquid |
08:41.36 | Dr_Freud | you do know the haemocoli are very sneaky and deceptive |
08:42.13 | Dr_Freud | dispatches spies |
08:49.24 | Dr_Freud | we will find away |
09:02.20 | dino___ | back |
09:05.43 | dino___ | am going again |
09:05.43 | dino___ | bye |
09:24.29 | Dr_Freud | whut? |
09:28.54 | Imperios | _ |
09:29.47 | Liquid_Ink | Bloody 70's. |
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10:11.24 | Reebutt17 | ~R17 |
10:11.24 | infobot | R17 is Reebutt17. |
10:11.33 | Reebutt17 | Okay good |
10:13.32 | Reebutt17 | Impeh y u no make Brony vid for HMKids' "Prospero Burns" song? |
10:16.27 | Reebutt17 | Look, Rhinos! RHINOEESSS! Our enemies hide in MEHTUL BAWKSES- the cowards, the fools! We... *asthma* ...we should take away... their Metawl BAWKSES! |
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10:17.38 | Shalonar | Hi Reebutt |
10:17.52 | Shalonar | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rGWa-PcmYA&feature=youtube_gdata_player |
10:17.59 | Reebutt17 | !SESKWAB lwateM rieth ...yawa ekat dlouhs ew... *amhtsa* ...eW !sloof eht, sdrawoc eht -SESKWAB LUTHEM ni edih siemene ruO !SSSEEONIHR !sonihR ,kooL |
10:18.03 | Reebutt17 | herro Impeh |
10:18.17 | Reebutt17 | You should make Brony vid for "Prospero Burns" |
10:18.34 | Reebutt17 | and y u no put subs on Lorgar vid like you did with Horus? |
10:18.44 | Reebutt17 | orrr... maybe you should put it as annotations or not? |
10:18.50 | Reebutt17 | wait |
10:18.54 | Reebutt17 | Captions |
10:18.57 | Reebutt17 | Lolz I dum |
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10:28.18 | Jepardi | Hi |
10:29.37 | Reebutt17 | herro |
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10:30.44 | GreatDestroyer12 | hello everybody |
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10:31.24 | Catface | If Monet was here I would curse him with back acne. |
10:31.45 | GreatDestroyer12 | hey Catface, does the ULE break alliances on a regular basis? |
10:31.54 | Catface | Nope. |
10:31.57 | GreatDestroyer12 | for the sake of expansion |
10:32.34 | GreatDestroyer12 | ok |
10:32.40 | GreatDestroyer12 | so instead of aiding your enemies |
10:32.46 | GreatDestroyer12 | what could i do to get on your good side |
10:32.49 | GreatDestroyer12 | of the ule |
10:33.12 | Catface | Not even for the sake of expansion. The only reason why they would break an alliance is if they where betrayed. |
10:33.37 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
10:33.41 | Catface | Well you not betray them for one. |
10:33.56 | Catface | Well to be fair that isn't the only reaon bur you get the idea. |
10:34.06 | GreatDestroyer12 | so what could i do to enter an alliance with the ULE? |
10:35.09 | Catface | Well you could start by saying your not a treat to them. |
10:35.41 | GreatDestroyer12 | you mean downgrade my military? |
10:35.58 | GreatDestroyer12 | or just saying i wont attack |
10:36.28 | Catface | No, just don't do anything that would make the ULE think that you're going to do something hostile. |
10:36.54 | GreatDestroyer12 | ok |
10:36.57 | GreatDestroyer12 | so no abductions |
10:37.50 | Catface | No, that would not be very nice and make the ULE Mr. Grumpy faces. |
10:38.02 | GreatDestroyer12 | ok |
10:38.12 | GreatDestroyer12 | calling back Hunters posted to various worlds |
10:38.31 | GreatDestroyer12 | anything else i have to do for an alliance? |
10:39.55 | Catface | Well can you offer anything beneficial to the ULE? You know stuff like trade routes. |
10:40.48 | GreatDestroyer12 | hmm i can offer trade routes for hyperdense materials that we have large stock of |
10:41.03 | GreatDestroyer12 | i can also help withm ilitary excercises |
10:41.16 | GreatDestroyer12 | and joint research |
10:41.40 | Catface | Trade routes would be dandy for the ULE. |
10:44.43 | GreatDestroyer12 | like elements with an atomic number exceeding 1000 |
10:44.56 | GreatDestroyer12 | stuff like that |
10:45.10 | GreatDestroyer12 | and neutronium |
10:45.11 | Catface | Thats just...nifty. |
10:46.21 | GreatDestroyer12 | so yeah stuff like that |
10:46.25 | GreatDestroyer12 | what do you have to offer? |
10:46.30 | GreatDestroyer12 | in trade? |
10:47.12 | Catface | Large amount of guns and random raw goods. |
10:47.23 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
10:47.32 | GreatDestroyer12 | what the Tyranny values the most now actually |
10:47.39 | GreatDestroyer12 | is not hardware but living specimens |
10:47.47 | GreatDestroyer12 | for our booming biotech program |
10:47.50 | GreatDestroyer12 | that jsut started |
10:47.57 | GreatDestroyer12 | with the annexation of a new species |
10:47.59 | Catface | Well the ULE has a slave trade. |
10:48.13 | Catface | That could work. |
10:48.27 | GreatDestroyer12 | are there by any chance, tralor prisoners? |
10:48.56 | GreatDestroyer12 | like political prisoners and the like |
10:49.05 | Catface | No, thoses don't have a chance to sit around for very long. |
10:49.11 | GreatDestroyer12 | ok |
10:49.24 | GreatDestroyer12 | well slaves for my raw materials will be a good trade |
10:49.36 | Catface | k |
10:49.41 | GreatDestroyer12 | is there a large variety of species you trade as slaves? |
10:50.59 | Catface | Medium-large I guess. |
10:51.09 | GreatDestroyer12 | that would be wonderful |
10:51.37 | GreatDestroyer12 | well im mid-high tier 2 b/c annexation of the haemoculi and their biotech |
10:51.45 | GreatDestroyer12 | i hope you dont care about physical suffering of slaves |
10:52.32 | Catface | Nope. Your slaves not ours. |
10:53.03 | GreatDestroyer12 | that is perfect |
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10:54.08 | GreatDestroyer12 | i can also send people to help against umc and ignatus |
10:54.24 | GreatDestroyer12 | all my wars now are extragalactic though |
10:54.35 | GreatDestroyer12 | except expansion in Mirus |
10:56.28 | Jepardi | I myself prefer not to be involed in many wars. |
10:56.38 | GreatDestroyer12 | i only have one war going on |
10:56.43 | GreatDestroyer12 | and thats monets crusade |
10:56.55 | GreatDestroyer12 | the expansion in mirus i do not have to elaborateo n |
10:58.23 | Jepardi | But there is going to be a rebellion in my fiction. |
10:58.31 | GreatDestroyer12 | what is your fiction? |
10:58.37 | Jepardi | Soon |
10:59.05 | Jepardi | Zio'Aeni Republic |
10:59.35 | Jepardi | There isn't any story yet though |
11:00.09 | GreatDestroyer12 | ok |
11:00.28 | GreatDestroyer12 | would you want to trade living specimens for materials? |
11:01.11 | Jepardi | If you can trade to Cyrannus |
11:01.41 | GreatDestroyer12 | i can |
11:02.07 | GreatDestroyer12 | whatsyour species called? |
11:02.24 | Jepardi | I can give you some spaceship engineers |
11:02.32 | GreatDestroyer12 | not engineers |
11:02.36 | GreatDestroyer12 | i just need specimens |
11:02.39 | GreatDestroyer12 | for a biotech program |
11:02.48 | Jepardi | Zio'aenies |
11:03.04 | Jepardi | Ok |
11:03.26 | Jepardi | Gtg |
11:03.31 | GreatDestroyer12 | ok |
11:03.32 | GreatDestroyer12 | bye |
11:12.25 | GreatDestroyer12 | are you gonna put me in the galactic relations page for you |
11:12.29 | GreatDestroyer12 | in case you want |
11:12.31 | GreatDestroyer12 | tier 2 |
11:12.38 | GreatDestroyer12 | and i think high threat |
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11:24.29 | Catface | Hi |
11:25.33 | GreatDestroyer12 | hello oluap |
11:26.00 | GreatDestroyer12 | do you have any empires wishing to give fresh specimens to the Tyranny |
11:26.18 | OluapWorker | No |
11:26.36 | Catface | Oluap guide my ship. |
11:28.10 | GreatDestroyer12 | ok, i actually have plenty of specimens for the biotech program now tho |
11:38.40 | Catface | test |
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11:41.59 | Wormy | Hi |
11:42.18 | Wormy | Thats weird, one of my surnames appeared in the turing test thing |
11:44.30 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha |
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11:45.03 | AdmiralPanda | Hai |
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11:46.11 | Monet | Hello. |
11:46.12 | OluapWorker | hello |
11:46.51 | OluapWorker | http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120622011931/spore/images/0/08/Indoc_Sizes.png I told you I would use your chart and so I did |
11:47.02 | AdmiralPanda | Ohai Monet |
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11:47.26 | AdmiralPanda | Hai Ink |
11:47.33 | AdmiralPanda | No chemistry joke today :( |
11:47.46 | Liquid_Ink | vivisects Wormy. |
11:47.47 | Catface | You know you have a badass army when even viking armies run away from you. |
11:48.06 | Monet | Catface: Wat dis? |
11:48.12 | AdmiralPanda | Correction: You know you have a badass army when even suicidally fanatic cultists run away from you. |
11:48.26 | Catface | Mount & Blade Warband mod. |
11:48.49 | Liquid_Ink | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_j2PpZKIJw |
11:48.59 | Monet | OluapWorker: I saw. However I did say on the blog the creatures are measured withotu clothes. |
11:49.09 | OluapWorker | iduncarelul |
11:49.11 | AdmiralPanda | Vikings would actually retreat from time to time- it was just when they went berserk that they wouldn't |
11:49.14 | GreatDestroyer12 | hello monet |
11:49.21 | GreatDestroyer12 | hello spriggs |
11:49.26 | AdmiralPanda | Ohai |
11:49.35 | AdmiralPanda | Going to try to save the Imperium on sunday |
11:49.37 | Liquid_Ink | I believe we need to make a fiction page for Galactic Code. |
11:49.38 | Catface | They all retreated away. Even when they had numbers un there side. |
11:49.51 | OluapWorker | What matters is now I can see how the Duletha are big compared to the rest |
11:49.51 | AdmiralPanda | Catface: Ok that's pretty impressive |
11:50.02 | GreatDestroyer12 | spriggs by any chance would the fordanta be open to sending biotech specimens over to the Tyranny? |
11:50.21 | AdmiralPanda | Well the Fordanta don't use biotech anyway, and even if they did they still wouldn't. |
11:50.22 | R17_DoW | (Not their own kind though, I think?) |
11:50.44 | AdmiralPanda | Wouldn't send any over that is. |
11:50.48 | GreatDestroyer12 | not the technology |
11:50.51 | GreatDestroyer12 | i mean fordanta |
11:51.18 | AdmiralPanda | Wait wha? Say that again? I must have misunderstood you. |
11:51.24 | Liquid_Ink | I wish Ghelae were here. |
11:51.37 | GreatDestroyer12 | i mean |
11:51.46 | GreatDestroyer12 | send living breathing fordanta over for experiments |
11:51.52 | GreatDestroyer12 | preferrably prisoners |
11:51.55 | GreatDestroyer12 | or people of no use |
11:52.12 | Monet | Erm.... |
11:52.24 | AdmiralPanda | Fordanta : Aw hell no |
11:52.47 | GreatDestroyer12 | ok |
11:52.55 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
11:53.08 | Monet | While catface was busy killing vikings I was building a virutal city. |
11:53.11 | GreatDestroyer12 | monet would the di be willing to send slaves over for experiments? |
11:53.15 | Liquid_Ink | Are you still looking for test subjects? |
11:53.19 | Monet | Now powered through hydrogen fusion! |
11:53.24 | GreatDestroyer12 | the more the merrier |
11:53.36 | Catface | Monet: I was defending farmers. |
11:53.44 | Monet | GD12: DI don't export or import slaves. |
11:53.49 | GreatDestroyer12 | ok |
11:54.03 | GreatDestroyer12 | hmm well i think i have a sufficient number alread |
11:54.03 | GreatDestroyer12 | y |
11:54.09 | GreatDestroyer12 | all i need is a loron |
11:54.15 | GreatDestroyer12 | and i can get tons of those |
11:54.29 | GreatDestroyer12 | through a way that gives comic relief |
11:54.43 | AdmiralPanda | Main reasoning with Fordanta is they don't approve of ANYTHING involving messing around with the Fordan body, beyond the obvious necessary medical procedures. |
11:54.54 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
11:55.02 | GreatDestroyer12 | because they believe their body is perfect? |
11:55.10 | AdmiralPanda | GD12: Like, say, lifetime's worth of fried chicken in a completely legit white unmarked white van? |
11:55.13 | *** join/#sporewiki Ghelae (1f355a85@gateway/web/freenode/ip.31.53.90.133) |
11:55.28 | Ghelae | Hello. |
11:55.29 | AdmiralPanda | 'Perfect' in the sense of you shouldn't be doing unnatural things to it. |
11:55.40 | AdmiralPanda | Hi Ghel |
11:55.45 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
11:55.47 | GreatDestroyer12 | hi Ghelae |
11:55.58 | OluapWorker | hi |
11:55.58 | GreatDestroyer12 | well ive already got a pretty large amount of species |
11:56.02 | Monet | Panda: Draconis are similar. They typically don't believei n cybernetics or supersolder projects. |
11:56.32 | GreatDestroyer12 | complete opposite on my part |
11:56.42 | GreatDestroyer12 | its servos and cyberentics all the way to help enhance |
11:56.45 | Liquid_Ink | Ghelae: [21:49] <Liquid_Ink> I believe we need to make a fiction page for Galactic Code. |
11:57.03 | Ghelae | I'm not even sure how much of a Galactic Code there is in fiction. |
11:57.19 | OluapWorker | There isn't as far as things have gone |
11:57.22 | GreatDestroyer12 | so we treat ourselves like grox even though Drakdominatus are already physically pretty awesome |
11:57.27 | Ghelae | The only reason things like Planet Busters aren't used more often is because planets are useful. |
11:57.41 | GreatDestroyer12 | monet dont you have division 912 |
11:57.43 | Catface | The galactic code has been broken quite a bit. |
11:57.46 | OluapWorker | Galactic Code is an hindrance in-game and would be an hindrance in the fictionverse |
11:57.54 | AdmiralPanda | There probably is one for the lower orders, but higher-end civilisations have probably transcended such a 'mundane' set of rules |
11:58.10 | GreatDestroyer12 | exceptionalism |
11:58.11 | AdmiralPanda | I mean, hell, who's gonna enforce the 'no blowing up planets' rule on the DCP? |
11:58.21 | Liquid_Ink | ...Xhodocto? |
11:58.27 | AdmiralPanda | Like they care :3 |
11:58.31 | Monet | GD12: Draconis are changing. I have ot admit. |
11:59.01 | AdmiralPanda | O btw guys, on sunday I get to try and save the Imperium from being completely F***ed over by Abaddon |
11:59.25 | GreatDestroyer12 | lol thats the name of my tyrant |
11:59.27 | Catface | Monet: What is the Draconis' opinion on biological warfare? |
11:59.55 | Ghelae | BRB, the beeper's not working for me again. |
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12:00.23 | Ghelae | Hello. |
12:00.24 | Ghelae | ~hi |
12:00.25 | infobot | hello, ghelae |
12:00.29 | R17_DoW | Ghelae |
12:00.32 | Ghelae | Yeah, it''s working now. |
12:00.35 | R17_DoW | okay then |
12:00.36 | Ghelae | ~how are you? |
12:00.36 | infobot | Ghelae: you know how it is... |
12:00.37 | Monet | Catface: They're not against it but they have eithics. They have used virus bombs in the past but the virii used are typically designed to kill victims quickly. |
12:01.13 | GreatDestroyer12 | the drakodominatus are even more immoral and unethical now with the addition of the new haemocolkus race |
12:01.14 | R17_DoW | AdmiralPanda: What Warhammer game or whatever? Tabletop? |
12:01.15 | *** join/#sporewiki Liquid_Ink_ (79d2d805@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.210.216.5) |
12:01.26 | AdmiralPanda | Battlefleet Gothic tournament |
12:01.30 | GreatDestroyer12 | which are renowed as torturers , spies, and biotech people |
12:01.31 | R17_DoW | Okay, I see then. |
12:01.43 | AdmiralPanda | Eldar pirates vs about a quarter of a Chaos war fleet :D |
12:02.08 | AdmiralPanda | If I win, the Planet Killer gets stuck on a planet for about two turns, giving the Imperium time to make a comeback from losing Cadia |
12:02.11 | Catface | The ULE use nerve agent bombs that kill fairly quickly but its a nasty and painfully. They mostly only use bio-weapons to send a message. |
12:02.38 | GreatDestroyer12 | you people are so humane |
12:02.49 | GreatDestroyer12 | the tyranny with the addition of the new race |
12:02.55 | GreatDestroyer12 | has two variations of bombs |
12:03.01 | GreatDestroyer12 | a quick kill bomb that kills instantly |
12:03.05 | GreatDestroyer12 | and one designed for pain |
12:03.08 | R17_DoW | Xarik-Radux use corrosive Xarikspatial gas when they bomb a Planet. |
12:03.20 | GreatDestroyer12 | that doesnt kill but incapacitates and leaves in agony |
12:03.21 | Monet | Draconis are civilised :P |
12:03.22 | AdmiralPanda | condenses Gaseous_Ink into a more useful form. |
12:03.50 | OluapWorker | One of the main weapons of the Indocs is a bioweapon |
12:03.50 | AdmiralPanda | throws Solid_Ink at Monet |
12:04.00 | Catface | Long live the king http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl-Ug3B2pjs |
12:04.05 | OluapWorker | Shipeater microbes that...well...eat ships |
12:04.26 | AdmiralPanda | Ko: You don't say :Nick Cage Face: |
12:04.31 | GreatDestroyer12 | then we have the nanoswarm |
12:04.35 | GreatDestroyer12 | but thats high profile |
12:04.47 | GreatDestroyer12 | but the haemocoli are pretty sadistic |
12:04.58 | Monet | They sound it. |
12:05.02 | OluapWorker | Yes I say :Ducreux Face: |
12:05.04 | AdmiralPanda | Fordanta don't really do too much of that, except their assassins. |
12:05.52 | AdmiralPanda | It's kinda freaky checking on your beloved overlord to find he's been turned into leader puree and spread evenly across the walls of his personal chambers. |
12:05.55 | Monet | I love how hakonians claim they are better, but they will all die by the millions when the DI drop EMPs on them duringp lanetary assaults. |
12:06.24 | AdmiralPanda | The ISF would just hack them remotely and shut them down. Saves time and ammo |
12:06.34 | OluapWorker | http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/333/341/9f4.png Epic win |
12:06.48 | Catface | The ULE thinks bombarding a planet to hell is more repsectful than using bio-weapons. |
12:06.49 | AdmiralPanda | But seriously though, when have any of Irskaad's fictions ever managed to actually live up to their threats? |
12:06.56 | R17_DoW | Radukh the Contempting One - Ah... Hakonians are sad, contemptible creatures. |
12:06.57 | Monet | Dropping EMP is standard imperial protocol for attacking enemy planets. |
12:07.10 | AdmiralPanda | Fair enough then |
12:07.12 | Ghelae | AdmiralPanda: Asgords have successfully petted a lot of people. |
12:07.22 | GreatDestroyer12 | what are hakonians |
12:07.26 | AdmiralPanda | Ghelae: That's not a threat, that's a promise |
12:07.27 | R17_DoW | Cyborg dudes |
12:07.35 | R17_DoW | (that was to GreatDestroyer) |
12:07.36 | Ghelae | As far as most people are concerned, it's a threat. |
12:07.41 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
12:07.50 | R17_DoW | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Terridor_Federation They are part of this empire. |
12:08.00 | GreatDestroyer12 | Drakodominatus dont care much about the physical state of the planet |
12:08.05 | GreatDestroyer12 | they can live in most places |
12:08.13 | AdmiralPanda | True, but I was talking about threats the KG races have made to others, rather than how the threats are percieved |
12:08.13 | OluapWorker | dum Iteok fanboys |
12:08.15 | Monet | hakonians have come to the conclusion they are 'superior' because they are jsut heads encased in robot bodies. |
12:08.25 | AdmiralPanda | Prettymuch |
12:08.29 | GreatDestroyer12 | but the haemoculi are making them much more unnescessarily sadistic |
12:08.45 | AdmiralPanda | Whereas the ISF considers themselves limited because they're just organics partially augmented |
12:08.46 | Ghelae | No, I don't think any Kraw Galaxy races that have made a threat, with the intention of it being a threat, have ever successfully carried it out. |
12:09.24 | OluapWorker | New Iteok Glory seems to be the only one, but they're from the future and I'm not sure if that counts |
12:09.29 | AdmiralPanda | I'm still trying to decide if it's because they suck, or if it's because everyone else is just legitimately better than them |
12:09.40 | Catface | Beepboop http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Tralor_Resistance_Army |
12:09.46 | Ghelae | You'd think with things like weaponised black holes, their military forces would be more effective. |
12:09.47 | R17_DoW | Cyrannian maed AT-AT |
12:09.48 | R17_DoW | durp |
12:09.59 | Ghelae | Xho milked AT-AT |
12:10.02 | Ghelae | But that's another story. |
12:10.05 | OluapWorker | No, it's because Irsk's fiction is Tier 4 |
12:10.07 | R17_DoW | L O L |
12:10.09 | R17_DoW | Cow Walkers |
12:10.11 | OluapWorker | And everyone else's are powerhouses |
12:10.22 | Monet | it is mainly because they pick fights with giants. |
12:10.27 | R17_DoW | Nothing a good Lascannon can't handle. |
12:10.37 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha |
12:10.44 | OluapWorker | New Tralor resistance? |
12:10.44 | AdmiralPanda | Or a nova cannon or two |
12:10.49 | R17_DoW | (I was referring to my statement) |
12:10.49 | GreatDestroyer12 | a hellstorm cannon |
12:10.52 | OluapWorker | Vouinas - y so much cockroaches |
12:10.57 | R17_DoW | Nova and Hellstorm cannons? |
12:11.06 | GreatDestroyer12 | hellstorm is a titan weapon |
12:11.07 | Ghelae | It's because the Kraw Galaxy is hopelessly unrealistic. Irsk has basically made an entire galaxy out of his personality flaws. |
12:11.18 | R17_DoW | Destroyer: I see... almost forgot. |
12:11.38 | Wormy | Indeed |
12:11.40 | GreatDestroyer12 | but drakodominatus dont use bobardment when invading worlds they want to colonize |
12:11.43 | Ghelae | How many people in Irsk's fiction who have ever held an opinion have ever admitted that they were wrong? |
12:11.50 | GreatDestroyer12 | because for those they just use waves of conscripts |
12:11.54 | GreatDestroyer12 | who are actually in power armor |
12:12.01 | R17_DoW | and anyways, I should have said this days ago but... cheers to Destroyer for being a fellow Warhammerer! |
12:12.07 | GreatDestroyer12 | thanks |
12:12.10 | AdmiralPanda | Ghelae: One I think |
12:12.10 | OluapWorker | Only Kies as far as I remember |
12:12.13 | R17_DoW | No problemo |
12:12.18 | Ghelae | Exactly. |
12:12.21 | GreatDestroyer12 | Drakodominatus troops are only used for the most dangerous operatiosn |
12:12.23 | Monet | Unfortunately KG aliens can't do threee things before they unwittingly piss someone off. |
12:12.33 | Ghelae | Which is, again, like Irskaad. |
12:12.38 | AdmiralPanda | Actually I don't think Kies even admitted he was wrong, I think he just realised he made allies with the wrong people |
12:12.49 | R17_DoW | What three things? |
12:12.52 | OluapWorker | He admitted he was wrong |
12:12.53 | AdmiralPanda | Monet: I'd say two probably. The first one is speak, the second one is anything |
12:12.57 | OluapWorker | Check part 2 of Tzhwar |
12:13.10 | Catface | The KG seems like a therapy session. |
12:13.11 | AdmiralPanda | Ok, that would make two by my count I think then |
12:13.20 | Ghelae | And Kies was only the way he was so that the plot of Tzhrhokia would happen. |
12:13.25 | Wormy | Me and Irsk plan on making the KGGC a fifth race due to some Grox migrating ad brining their tech. Then with help of the Tahar AI Kraw galaxy will turn into a fortress and the Kraw races will invade the universe |
12:13.26 | Monet | Thing is, the Tahar were so zealous that a mob burned a diplomat's home to the ground. |
12:13.27 | GreatDestroyer12 | but drakodominatus are alot about terror doctrine as it easier than actually fighting |
12:13.43 | GreatDestroyer12 | thus unnescessary overwhelming force |
12:14.03 | R17_DoW | Dumhars |
12:14.07 | R17_DoW | Dum Tahars |
12:14.12 | OluapWorker | KG races have the tendency of not caring for other cultures |
12:14.14 | Monet | Corect me if I am wrong but don't diplomats usually live in an embassy or with the heads of local government? |
12:14.17 | OluapWorker | That's what get them in trouble |
12:14.20 | OluapWorker | gets |
12:14.27 | AdmiralPanda | Prettymuch |
12:14.27 | GreatDestroyer12 | catface what can the tralor resistance do if they are only tier 3 |
12:14.29 | GreatDestroyer12 | 4 im nea |
12:14.31 | Ghelae | KG races have the tendency of not being able to comprehend other cultures. |
12:14.41 | AdmiralPanda | At least the Fordanta are smart enough to realise they DON'T know everything about other races |
12:14.47 | OluapWorker | No I think they really don't care |
12:14.56 | OluapWorker | They impose their culture on other species |
12:15.00 | Catface | The KG races have cookie cutter personalities. |
12:15.01 | AdmiralPanda | Kies didn't care |
12:15.02 | GreatDestroyer12 | is kraw galaxy all irskaad? |
12:15.03 | Monet | Usually atacking an embassy is considered invasion of foreign soil. so Tahars technically declared war with an angry mob. |
12:15.05 | OluapWorker | and ignore the original |
12:15.09 | AdmiralPanda | GD12: yup |
12:15.10 | Ghelae | Asgords and Tahars do that especially. |
12:15.14 | Catface | GD12: You'll be surprised. |
12:15.26 | GreatDestroyer12 | imo the fordanta are the most respectably people |
12:15.32 | GreatDestroyer12 | thier code of honor however |
12:15.33 | GreatDestroyer12 | is exploitable |
12:15.35 | OluapWorker | There are some extragalactic empires in Kraw |
12:15.36 | GreatDestroyer12 | muahahahha |
12:15.53 | AdmiralPanda | GD12: Good luck, they're not your average stupidly/blindly honourable people. |
12:16.12 | Monet | it took the TCC to stop Ma'Fest subduing the Tahars with a fleet of dominatrices. |
12:16.15 | AdmiralPanda | Also, the code of honour only applies when the other guy can be considered honourable |
12:16.26 | GreatDestroyer12 | they are smart, but drakodominatus aways fantasize about butchering knights |
12:16.41 | AdmiralPanda | Again, good luck :D |
12:16.47 | GreatDestroyer12 | y |
12:16.49 | GreatDestroyer12 | a |
12:16.50 | AdmiralPanda | You're gonna need it |
12:16.54 | GreatDestroyer12 | i will actually |
12:16.56 | OluapWorker | You could say the most tolerant empire of the galaxy is the KGGC who has a "we don't take part of any conflicts" policy |
12:17.14 | Catface | The ULE are quite odd in terms of honor. They can wipe out entire races yet they would die for an ally of an ally without thinking twice most of the time. |
12:17.16 | AdmiralPanda | Not getting into conflicts doesn't always make them the most tolerant empire |
12:17.17 | Monet | More like "we don't do anything" policy :> |
12:17.23 | GreatDestroyer12 | assuming i get my hands on one, another will just void key into his containment cell |
12:17.27 | Ghelae | Actually, there are supposed to be tens of thousands of empires in the galaxy; most of them are probably quite tolerant. :P |
12:17.38 | AdmiralPanda | Void Keys are biosynched |
12:17.39 | OluapWorker | Yes I'm nagging Irsk to get the KGGC in the Tzhwar |
12:17.45 | OluapWorker | But he's a slow little man |
12:17.58 | Ghelae | Perhaps the Kraw Galaxy is more dystopian than it looks. |
12:17.59 | GreatDestroyer12 | so ya,its pretty impractical to try kidnapping |
12:18.07 | Monet | KGGC remind me of the Neutral aliens from Futurama. |
12:18.20 | AdmiralPanda | Even if you somehow got a hold of an active one, it'd atomise you when you tried to use it. |
12:18.21 | OluapWorker | Tell my wife I said hello |
12:18.26 | Ghelae | Only the most intolerant, xenophobic nations get anywhere, while every other empire only has a few overcrowded planets to their name. |
12:18.39 | AdmiralPanda | That's a good point Ghelae |
12:18.46 | GreatDestroyer12 | ya |
12:18.52 | Solid_Ink | runs away to avoid suspicion. |
12:18.54 | GreatDestroyer12 | and it would be too much trouble to dow you |
12:18.57 | Catface | I picture the KG empires being brainwashed sheeples ruled by conformity. |
12:19.06 | GreatDestroyer12 | i mena |
12:19.14 | GreatDestroyer12 | you probably have sleeper agents in the Tyranny |
12:19.31 | AdmiralPanda | Or the ones that follow a feudalistic perspective, like the Fordanta |
12:19.47 | GreatDestroyer12 | whats fordanta bushido called? |
12:20.09 | Monet | *DI adopts several KG species under Pax Draconica. Said aliens become the new KG superpowers* - win |
12:20.20 | OluapWorker | lol |
12:20.22 | GreatDestroyer12 | btw can fordanta see stealth cloaks? |
12:20.30 | OluapWorker | Makes me wonder what Anteddy sees in the Kraw Galaxy |
12:20.38 | OluapWorker | He seems unnaturally interested in it |
12:20.40 | Monet | Sheep :> |
12:20.42 | GreatDestroyer12 | they seem hyper acute in their senses |
12:20.56 | Ghelae | I imagine that Monet is right. |
12:21.05 | OluapWorker | Maybe he wants to turn the galaxy into some kind of circus for himself |
12:21.05 | AdmiralPanda | First question: Each Path has its own name. |
12:21.15 | AdmiralPanda | Second question: Yup, just not many Paths use them. |
12:21.19 | Catface | OP: Raw material, political power, and military bases |
12:21.27 | OluapWorker | Political power |
12:21.28 | Ghelae | The DCP already use the Kraw Galaxy as a weapons testing ground. |
12:21.29 | OluapWorker | Kraw Galaxy |
12:21.33 | GreatDestroyer12 | i mean can they detect? |
12:21.34 | OluapWorker | I think i'm missing something here |
12:21.44 | Monet | It took Tyranus two meetings before the Kraw Empire agreed to add the entire federation to the imperial fold. |
12:22.07 | AdmiralPanda | Oh right, well yes. Most of the time they can either see them themselves (i.e. the Predator would get nowhere) or they have detection technology made available to them. |
12:22.15 | OluapWorker | Kies - I'M DESPERATE HELP KILL EVERYONE Tyranus - lolk Kies - ey galaxy is now yours |
12:22.21 | OluapWorker | *yey |
12:22.24 | GreatDestroyer12 | Drakdominatsu Hunter- Dammit |
12:22.29 | Monet | Baah! |
12:23.03 | GreatDestroyer12 | whats the gravity on fordan? |
12:23.07 | OluapWorker | http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zha2PatAMA4/T8jpXYiqfvI/AAAAAAAAAIM/w9rgzEJ90j4/s1600/baby_sheep.jpg This is Monet |
12:23.09 | Catface | The ULE is strip mining Kraw galaxy planets and building ships in ship yards. |
12:23.10 | AdmiralPanda | Main reason is Fordanta are used to hunting chameleonic prey (including other Fordanta) |
12:23.16 | AdmiralPanda | About 0.7G |
12:23.23 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
12:23.40 | AdmiralPanda | And it's Forda |
12:23.52 | Monet | That WAS their contact: CyraEmp arrives, asks for territory, few months later Kiesp isses everyone off and his 'BFF' agrees to help. |
12:23.53 | GreatDestroyer12 | ok thanks |
12:24.12 | OluapWorker | Exactly as planned *anteddyface.png* |
12:24.26 | Catface | I honestly want to make a KG race. |
12:24.30 | GreatDestroyer12 | hmm the only way i can visualize doing a beatdown of the fordanta |
12:24.32 | OluapWorker | And the CyraEmp never moved a single finger until the Iteok Glory attacked it |
12:24.34 | GreatDestroyer12 | is luring them into a planet |
12:24.39 | GreatDestroyer12 | then orbital bombardmnet |
12:24.44 | GreatDestroyer12 | kind a like in the rock |
12:25.11 | AdmiralPanda | GD12: Again, kinda hard to pull that one off. |
12:25.13 | Monet | The empire blew up all TAE colonies and Kies *somehow* was oblivious to the news that millions of TAE Asgord died in defiance of a declaration the empire made months ago. |
12:25.27 | GreatDestroyer12 | its prefferable to close combat with them |
12:25.51 | AdmiralPanda | It's actually not as hard anymore because the entire active military isn't issued Void Keys anymore, but you'd be hard pressed to get bombardment-rated ships close enough |
12:25.54 | Monet | I would have thought that would been big news. |
12:26.09 | OluapWorker | Kies didn't really take other leaders' consideration into it as far as things have gone |
12:26.22 | GreatDestroyer12 | hmm then my superweapon the Nanoswarm |
12:26.24 | OluapWorker | Ko'han was always against the idea of a galactic-wide war |
12:26.29 | GreatDestroyer12 | against just a squad |
12:26.34 | Catface | Kies is king of the Derp and baron of Herp. |
12:26.40 | Ghelae | Monet: Kies probably thought all of those Asgords were lying. |
12:26.55 | Monet | Asgord? Lying? |
12:27.02 | Monet | doesn to compute! |
12:27.03 | Wormy | Doctor Who: Every Single Death In New Who http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HmLbPvsjAg&feature=related |
12:27.03 | Ghelae | Kies. |
12:27.09 | Ghelae | That is all I need to say. |
12:27.09 | Ghelae | Kies. |
12:27.11 | AdmiralPanda | Kies really didn't understand the first thing of anything really |
12:27.14 | AdmiralPanda | ^^^ |
12:27.33 | Ghelae | Kies was a character deliberately constructed in order to be, to use the technical term, dum. |
12:27.37 | GreatDestroyer12 | how do void keys actually work? |
12:27.42 | AdmiralPanda | It wouldn't be hard to imagine him |
12:27.50 | Monet | Reporter - Millions of Asgord died today after all colonies in the Cyrannus galaxy were destroyed. Observers noted seeing vanator-class crusiers hoving over momnts before the devastation | Kies - meh. |
12:27.52 | AdmiralPanda | Being a decent soldier, but he'd be a crap leader |
12:27.59 | AdmiralPanda | Correction, he WAS a crap leader |
12:28.18 | OluapWorker | Kies didn't believe when anyone told him the CyraEmp was manipulating him |
12:28.18 | AdmiralPanda | GD12: They basically create an inter dimensional bubble around you, then slip you between dimensions |
12:28.28 | OluapWorker | Not even his girlfriend as far as I remember |
12:28.30 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
12:28.36 | GreatDestroyer12 | does it go 4th dimension? |
12:28.39 | AdmiralPanda | He thought Hel' BETRAYED him. That's about as sum as anyone gets. |
12:28.52 | Monet | OluapWorker: he did, then Yurannus said otherwise. |
12:28.56 | Monet | Tyranus* |
12:28.57 | AdmiralPanda | GD12: No, it goes to the Void. Where else would it go? |
12:29.02 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha |
12:29.04 | GreatDestroyer12 | so kinda like webway |
12:29.08 | GreatDestroyer12 | in 40k |
12:29.12 | AdmiralPanda | Not really |
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12:29.23 | Ghelae | Hello. |
12:29.35 | JepardiTired | Hi |
12:29.38 | Catface | feeds Monet some cold leftover steak |
12:29.42 | AdmiralPanda | The webway is like climbing into a tube, whereas Void Keys are like being in the middle of a bubble you just blew. |
12:30.02 | Catface | Fucking bubbles! |
12:30.02 | Monet | Come to think of it, the Kraw Empire was actually doing okay when the Draconis had an undercover agent working as PM. |
12:30.02 | GreatDestroyer12 | the quality of your troops is so high |
12:30.14 | GreatDestroyer12 | how many troops do you have |
12:30.21 | Monet | That is a sign! |
12:30.41 | AdmiralPanda | Well the Fordanta don't really have an active military per se |
12:30.42 | OluapWorker | lol |
12:30.56 | GreatDestroyer12 | is every fordanta a soldier though? |
12:30.56 | Ghelae | AdmiralPanda: Although it's supposed to be mysterious alien technology, it actually sounds like what would be known elsewhere in the universe as a "hyperluminal transfer beam". |
12:31.18 | AdmiralPanda | But I'd put it at around maybe 1-2 million Warriors, and most of the rest would have at least minor training. |
12:31.58 | Monet | It is a lesson to the Kraw Empire - they will nto suck as a protectorate of the DI. |
12:32.01 | AdmiralPanda | Fordanta are strongly encouraged to at least TRY to be a soldier, and while it's the most common path, they aren't the majority. |
12:32.20 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
12:32.28 | AdmiralPanda | Ghelae: Just because it was created by an alien civilisation tens of bajillions of years ago doesn't mean it can't be understood |
12:32.54 | Ghelae | It all seems pretty understandable, then. :P |
12:32.55 | GreatDestroyer12 | ok so no fordan specimes for me then |
12:33.02 | GreatDestroyer12 | ]too much trouble |
12:33.04 | AdmiralPanda | And actually the Void Keys were created by the Fordanta |
12:33.18 | AdmiralPanda | It was just the Void that the Ancestors created |
12:33.23 | Monet | One thing puzzles me: Apparently there is a law that all empires have ot be independant nations. |
12:33.30 | R17_DoW | I remember reading up st00f that described the Fordan void as something like a "green light". That, along the fact that it can serve as a primary interstellar travel method exclusive to the Fordanta reminds me of the Arilou, the Captain and the "Quasispace" dimension from Star Control. |
12:33.39 | R17_DoW | alongside |
12:33.41 | R17_DoW | * |
12:33.43 | Monet | They can have alliances, but apparently conquiest si nto allowed. |
12:33.51 | Monet | conquest is not* |
12:33.52 | AdmiralPanda | The light is actually the energy release from atmospheric atoms being excited by the gate opening |
12:34.04 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
12:34.07 | Ghelae | Monet: In the Kraw Galaxy? Apparently the independance laws state that there needs to be one empire for each species. The borders are open for immigration, but seem to be rarely used. |
12:34.09 | AdmiralPanda | The void itself is pitch black and streaked by lightning |
12:34.12 | GreatDestroyer12 | can other ships get into the void or no? |
12:34.33 | AdmiralPanda | Only with Void transit technology, or through an official Void Gate station |
12:34.51 | AdmiralPanda | Which requires two mountains worth of paperwork and a constant armed escort. |
12:34.51 | R17_DoW | Panda: I see then. |
12:35.14 | OluapWorker | http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4560715_460s_v1.jpg |
12:36.06 | R17_DoW | lol |
12:37.02 | GreatDestroyer12 | is fordanta a hidden world? |
12:37.13 | GreatDestroyer12 | or is its coords public knowledge |
12:37.14 | Ghelae | Monet: Although I have a feeling the borders may only be open as a direct result of the founding of the KrawFed, and that in itself was started by Apalos. |
12:37.27 | Ghelae | GreatDestroyer12: You keep on giving the planet longer and longer names. :P |
12:37.30 | R17_DoW | Destroyer: It's Forda. |
12:37.33 | Monet | So it seems the Kraw Galaxy does have a galactic code, it is just that extragalactics do not care about it. |
12:37.37 | R17_DoW | just... Forda |
12:37.45 | GreatDestroyer12 | sorry |
12:37.47 | GreatDestroyer12 | forda |
12:37.51 | R17_DoW | Fordanta are the Fordanta race themselves, and it's okay |
12:38.10 | Ghelae | It does seem like the international laws of the Kraw Galaxy must be terribly written. |
12:38.16 | GreatDestroyer12 | but is it publicly accesible? |
12:38.32 | Ghelae | "Each empire has the right to be independant" is all we ever hear of that law. |
12:38.54 | AdmiralPanda | GD12: It doesn't have co-ordinates per se, because it's the only place in the entire dimension, but it's hardly public acid. |
12:39.02 | Monet | As much as Kies would not agree, they could not have gotten where they are today without people from other galaxies. |
12:39.02 | Ghelae | Which is arguably tautological at best; it wouldn't be its own empire is it weren't independant. |
12:39.38 | GreatDestroyer12 | its in the void ? |
12:39.51 | AdmiralPanda | Yup, you really should have read the page :3 |
12:40.11 | GreatDestroyer12 | im loading it up now |
12:40.34 | GreatDestroyer12 | there goes my plans of spies |
12:40.52 | AdmiralPanda | Yeah not gonna happen |
12:41.10 | AdmiralPanda | All aliens on the world are constantly monitored by mandatory tracking implants |
12:41.33 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
12:41.48 | Monet | The largest empires tend to care the most about internal security. |
12:42.07 | AdmiralPanda | When it's your home world you care |
12:42.26 | AdmiralPanda | Security procedures are much more lax on other worlds, but Forda is a different case |
12:42.43 | Monet | Look at Alcanti: Its defences could rival that of Holy Terra! |
12:43.03 | R17_DoW | or the DCP's Mirenton, maybe. |
12:43.24 | Monet | Probably not Mirenton. |
12:43.26 | AdmiralPanda | Forda wins: They can just seal up the Void and lock out everyone |
12:43.48 | R17_DoW | (ermm... Mirenton from back before the DCP were temporarily taken out of the "action") |
12:43.58 | Ghelae | Apalos wins by neither having nor needing a homeworld. :P |
12:44.04 | OluapWorker | apalos dum |
12:44.22 | Ghelae | Yeah. :D |
12:44.23 | AdmiralPanda | Actually that excludes them from the best defended home world competetion |
12:44.30 | OluapWorker | The Chosen's homeworld is so defended and so hidden no one knows where it is...not even me :v |
12:44.37 | AdmiralPanda | So technically they don't place at all |
12:44.40 | Ghelae | Oh, and they were hoping to win that prize as well! |
12:44.56 | Ghelae | They'll be so disappointed when I break the news to them. :P |
12:44.56 | AdmiralPanda | Like they care :3 |
12:45.17 | AdmiralPanda | Hey, they can have a consolation prize! *Gives the Apalos a Dvottie* |
12:45.21 | Monet | R17_DoW: I would not compare Alcanti'scapablities to Mirenton's because the DCP is still very advanced ocmpared to the DI. |
12:45.30 | R17_DoW | I see |
12:46.09 | AdmiralPanda | Which reminds me, Gunnery! All available power to the Lezia Cannon! |
12:46.27 | Monet | The DI has hundreds of thousands of ships around thep lanet, the DCP has millions which by the standards of most empires are almost indestructible. |
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12:46.42 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha bad internet |
12:47.09 | GreatDestroyer12 | ya Drakon is extremely well defended to and only Drakon and only diplomats are allowed there |
12:47.21 | GreatDestroyer12 | in addition the gravity would make it hell for most armies |
12:47.30 | R17_DoW | Hngh Monet already used the name "Drakon" |
12:48.05 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
12:48.05 | R17_DoW | especially for Draconid Imperium religion. |
12:48.15 | GreatDestroyer12 | hmm |
12:48.28 | Monet | I called dibs on having a dragon god :> |
12:48.29 | GreatDestroyer12 | im gonna retcon that to Demorgon Prime |
12:48.41 | R17_DoW | or Drakodos Prime maybe? |
12:48.45 | GreatDestroyer12 | considering how my guys dont even look like dragons now |
12:48.53 | GreatDestroyer12 | Demogorgon Prime |
12:49.01 | GreatDestroyer12 | thats the name of my neutron star |
12:49.04 | GreatDestroyer12 | that it orbits |
12:49.11 | Monet | Neutron star? |
12:49.23 | OluapWorker | And I called dibs on the term "Drac" |
12:49.26 | OluapWorker | smacks Monet about |
12:49.40 | AdmiralPanda | Yeah we've already had the brain melt over life near a neutron star. |
12:49.45 | Monet | I nickname the Draconis 'Draks'! |
12:50.06 | GreatDestroyer12 | ya but Demogrgon Prime is pretty far from it, so still livable |
12:50.09 | AdmiralPanda | Ai wanna wite a spess battul |
12:50.17 | GreatDestroyer12 | gonna take a while to get used to that name |
12:50.23 | R17_DoW | Demorgon |
12:50.33 | GreatDestroyer12 | sorry misspelling |
12:50.37 | GreatDestroyer12 | Demogorgon |
12:50.45 | OluapWorker | Fordanta are crushed to deff by mehtul bawksez |
12:50.48 | OluapWorker | The end |
12:50.51 | GreatDestroyer12 | after the demon |
12:50.58 | R17_DoW | I see |
12:51.15 | AdmiralPanda | Ko: The Fordanta are the only fiction I have with no space fleet. They don't do spess battuls |
12:51.31 | Monet | neutron stars like blasting radiation at things. |
12:51.31 | OluapWorker | still crushed to deff by mehtul bawksez |
12:51.34 | AdmiralPanda | Although I'm thinking of changing that. |
12:51.40 | GreatDestroyer12 | it doesnt matter cuz of their mode of transportation |
12:51.52 | GreatDestroyer12 | thats why Drakdominatus are so screwed up |
12:52.09 | GreatDestroyer12 | i didnt add the cancer from birth thing for risk of sounding up liek necrontyr |
12:52.10 | AdmiralPanda | GD12: Actually most of them don't have access to Void Keys. It was just the fact that it was mostly Knights/Praetoria going off to war before the Renaissance |
12:52.14 | Monet | maybe they evolved a much higher radiation tolerence than most others? |
12:52.16 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
12:52.28 | GreatDestroyer12 | yup |
12:52.29 | AdmiralPanda | I thought it was the type of radiation, not the amount that was the problem? |
12:52.39 | GreatDestroyer12 | gamma rays are deflected |
12:52.51 | GreatDestroyer12 | or at least lessened in impact |
12:53.01 | Ghelae | How? Five-metre thick lead armour? |
12:53.03 | Monet | Gamma rays are, oddly, them ost penetrating but the least powerful. |
12:53.05 | GreatDestroyer12 | but give me all the roentgens |
12:53.24 | GreatDestroyer12 | joke |
12:53.29 | Monet | or ionising. Actually that is a better word. |
12:53.34 | GreatDestroyer12 | but one thing i added is vulnerability to the cold |
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12:53.41 | LotG | And thats how I rode a narwhal. |
12:53.44 | Ghelae | Hello. |
12:53.47 | Monet | Hey. |
12:53.47 | Ghelae | The biggest problem with life around a neutron star isn't the radiation. I mean, they could live underground. |
12:53.58 | AdmiralPanda | Cool story bro. Needs more dragons next time. |
12:54.05 | LotG | olol |
12:54.06 | Ghelae | The problem is energy. Plants can't grow there. You're restricted to chemosynthesis. |
12:54.19 | GreatDestroyer12 | whats that? |
12:54.27 | OluapWorker | crushes LotG with mehtul bawksez |
12:54.33 | Ghelae | Basically, using rocks for food. |
12:54.33 | GreatDestroyer12 | and why cant plants grow there? |
12:54.34 | LotG | Something to do with blood |
12:54.37 | LotG | Oh |
12:54.42 | Ghelae | Plants can't grow there because there's no light. |
12:54.47 | GreatDestroyer12 | oh ya |
12:54.50 | Monet | What about fungi? |
12:55.00 | Ghelae | Fungi aren't producers. |
12:55.05 | LotG | Fungi needs dead things to grow, right? |
12:55.07 | Ghelae | They need something that was already alive to feed on. |
12:55.15 | Monet | Hmm. |
12:55.19 | GreatDestroyer12 | chemosynthesis it is |
12:55.28 | Ghelae | Chemosynthesis isn't very efficient. |
12:55.38 | LotG | Eating rocks only does so much |
12:55.46 | GreatDestroyer12 | it will do enough |
12:55.51 | AdmiralPanda | Ghelae: Depends on the exact situation. Perhaps there's a s*** tonne of them |
12:55.55 | LotG | There's no nutritional value in rock |
12:56.06 | Ghelae | On Earth, you see that there's only a few ecosystems where the producers use chemosynthesis, and they're around deep-sea hydrothermic vents that are chucking out loads and loads of the chemicals they use. |
12:56.29 | AdmiralPanda | LotG: Chemosynthetics don't eat rocks. They use inorganic molecules to gain energy to make the same basic materials photo synthetics do |
12:56.43 | Monet | Alpha particles are like flails, beta particles are like longer-chained flails and gamma rays are lasers. |
12:57.00 | OluapWorker | There are little animals in New Draka called Pand who eat rocks |
12:57.08 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha |
12:57.10 | Ghelae | AdmiralPanda: I think he was saying that based on my oversimplified description of it as "using rocks for fuel". |
12:57.19 | AdmiralPanda | Those must be some damn nutritious rocks |
12:57.27 | AdmiralPanda | Ghelae: I know, I was just clarifying. |
12:57.31 | LotG | Mmm, gold flavour! |
12:57.33 | Ghelae | Okay. |
12:57.35 | GreatDestroyer12 | its still an easier image to understand though |
12:57.46 | GreatDestroyer12 | but the upshot of it is |
12:57.55 | GreatDestroyer12 | if anybody were to try to invade it |
12:58.00 | GreatDestroyer12 | they wouldnt bother colonizing it |
12:58.03 | OluapWorker | Wormy you should be happy to know now that the Cyrannian Grox were never actually Grox at all |
12:58.15 | Catface | falls asleep on Monet's fireplace |
12:58.22 | OluapWorker | Throw him on the fite |
12:58.24 | OluapWorker | fire |
12:58.27 | OluapWorker | You know you want to |
12:58.28 | Monet | GD12: Why not? It would make a great mining colony. |
12:58.34 | Ghelae | GreatDestroyer12: I'm pretty sure the whole thing is biologically implausible, though... |
12:58.45 | LotG | Zazane can eat rocks. Their stomach acids are pretty mean. Of course, not good for what comes after |
12:58.49 | Ghelae | Also, you could eat rock: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_(confectionery) |
12:58.53 | Ghelae | Also, you could eat rock: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_(confectionery)) |
12:59.01 | Ghelae | There, that's fixed the link. |
12:59.02 | JepardiTired | Zio'Aeni used to eat tree bark and some still do. |
12:59.05 | LotG | Especially considering how Zazane pass it all out |
12:59.10 | OluapWorker | dum |
12:59.25 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha |
12:59.33 | Ghelae | Tree bark is made from biological matter. Most rock isn't. :P |
12:59.47 | GreatDestroyer12 | oh well it could be biologically plausible |
12:59.53 | AdmiralPanda | Ghelae: What if the world has sulphate oceans? |
12:59.55 | Wormy | OluapWorker: They are Grox to me. |
13:00.02 | GreatDestroyer12 | im just a really wierd form of life |
13:00.03 | Wormy | They are SubGrox to the DCP |
13:00.19 | Catface | Tralor can eat meat. |
13:00.24 | OluapWorker | But you should be happy to know they are another species |
13:00.29 | AdmiralPanda | The reason you don't see too many chemosynthetic organisms on earth is there aren't many ecosystems that support it. Maybe this world has tonnes of them |
13:00.35 | OluapWorker | They were just called Grox because everyone though they were Grox |
13:00.39 | LotG | Zazane can eat most things, though meat is a necessity |
13:00.43 | GreatDestroyer12 | tons of minerals |
13:00.43 | GreatDestroyer12 | its a different world |
13:00.44 | GreatDestroyer12 | and metals |
13:00.44 | Ghelae | If you engineer the oceans to have the right substances for large-scale chemosynthesis, then yes, it's possible, but I'm not aware of processes by which that could feasibly happen naturally. |
13:00.47 | GreatDestroyer12 | but the thing is |
13:00.53 | AdmiralPanda | Fordanta can't eat plant matter |
13:01.02 | GreatDestroyer12 | Drakodominatus will eat their opponents or just bite them |
13:01.06 | GreatDestroyer12 | just for intimidation |
13:01.12 | LotG | Pretty stupid |
13:01.16 | LotG | You could catch a disease |
13:01.25 | AdmiralPanda | Ghelae: Bajillions of planets, who's to say there aren't worlds that just so happen to be like that |
13:01.26 | Monet | There are a few plant species draconis can eat, a handful of them are used to make wine. |
13:01.26 | GreatDestroyer12 | that is a good point |
13:01.40 | LotG | Its why Zazane don't eat raw alien meat |
13:01.44 | Ghelae | Also, I'm sure there are plenty of resources on Earth for chemosynthesis. That's how chemosynthetic organisms have survived for four billion years. |
13:01.51 | GreatDestroyer12 | luxury rocks for sale |
13:02.07 | AdmiralPanda | Fun fact: A Fordanta would die from their system being flushed before they became drunk. |
13:02.16 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha |
13:02.32 | LotG | Fun fact: Zazane getting drunk actually makes them less aggressive |
13:02.36 | GreatDestroyer12 | im never figured out how drakodominatus react oto alcohol |
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13:02.51 | Rubickskaad | Boo |
13:02.51 | Ghelae | Hello. |
13:02.59 | Monet | Hello. |
13:03.03 | Catface | Tralor are kinda like bears in somewhats. |
13:03.07 | Monet | Drinking Draconis wine might not be the bestidea because it is more concentrated than most human variations. |
13:03.16 | OluapWorker | dum irsk |
13:03.20 | LotG | Although alcohol is banned throughout most parts of the Brood because it is believed to put Zazane off combat. |
13:03.24 | LotG | As well as caffiene. |
13:03.26 | Monet | Think of blood wine :> |
13:03.39 | Rubickskaad | eek a ko |
13:03.51 | Ghelae | Irsk, we were talking about your fiction earlier. I just thought you should know. :P |
13:03.59 | GreatDestroyer12 | sulphate oceans on demogorgon prime |
13:04.00 | Rubickskaad | spellsteals Oluap then becomes better at Dota 2 and TF2 |
13:04.04 | Catface | Tralor wine is like everclear |
13:04.10 | OluapWorker | I just thought of something involving Zazane, wine and babies |
13:04.11 | Rubickskaad | Ghelae: Tell me what did they say |
13:04.14 | GreatDestroyer12 | would you gentlemen care for some sulphate wine? |
13:04.14 | OluapWorker | Better not talk about ot |
13:04.18 | LotG | Nuuu |
13:04.24 | OluapWorker | it* |
13:04.26 | LotG | Say it nao |
13:04.43 | OluapWorker | Well it involved the Council of the Brood being drunk in a party |
13:04.57 | AdmiralPanda | It would probably be similar to humans, wine and babies |
13:04.59 | LotG | Oh God |
13:05.02 | Ghelae | There were lots of things said. One thing was, as is often brought up, how intolerant and xenophobic so many Kraw Galaxy species seem to be. I had a theory: |
13:05.06 | AdmiralPanda | Lol |
13:05.13 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha |
13:05.28 | OluapWorker | y u no make Brood Council paeg |
13:05.32 | OluapWorker | ~smack LotG |
13:05.32 | infobot | ACTION smacks LotG upside the head. |
13:05.37 | Ghelae | [13:16] <@OluapWorker> You could say the most tolerant empire of the galaxy is the KGGC who has a "we don't take part of any conflicts" policy |
13:05.38 | LotG | Becuz I got stoof |
13:05.41 | Ghelae | [13:17] <AdmiralPanda> Not getting into conflicts doesn't always make them the most tolerant empire |
13:05.44 | Catface | Tralor are become more accepting. |
13:05.45 | Ghelae | [13:17] <Ghelae> Actually, there are supposed to be tens of thousands of empires in the galaxy; most of them are probably quite tolerant. :P |
13:05.49 | Ghelae | [13:17] <Ghelae> Perhaps the Kraw Galaxy is more dystopian than it looks. |
13:05.54 | Ghelae | [13:18] <Ghelae> Only the most intolerant, xenophobic nations get anywhere, while every other empire only has a few overcrowded planets to their name. |
13:05.56 | Monet | Kraw Galaxy is looking very dystopian. |
13:06.09 | OluapWorker | In a few words |
13:06.11 | Rubickskaad | It's not dystopian |
13:06.15 | OluapWorker | Big empires like to get into trouble |
13:06.21 | OluapWorker | Small empires don't |
13:06.26 | OluapWorker | KGGC is smart, everyone else dum |
13:06.39 | Ghelae | Rubickskaad: The Tahar Empire is, for any religious tourists or diplomats. :P |
13:06.43 | Rubickskaad | KG species are afraid of extragalactics because of DCP, and want to get them off KG business |
13:06.52 | Rubickskaad | Ghelae: Lol true |
13:07.05 | LotG | The most cruellest empire within the Kraw Galaxy, the one that drives so many other empires into chaos and madness. The ones that have caused thousands of deaths with their perverted and bloodthirsty culture. |
13:07.07 | LotG | Asgord |
13:07.07 | Monet | The Tahar burned a diplomat's house to the ground because of religion ,even though the diplomat was in the Divinarium embassy. |
13:07.27 | Rubickskaad | Yup |
13:07.30 | AdmiralPanda | I reckon dropping a Tahar into the Vatican would be like dropping a Dantirboreale into a forest. |
13:07.35 | Rubickskaad | Yup |
13:07.35 | Monet | Usually attacking someone's embassy is a declaration of war. |
13:07.38 | OluapWorker | Tahar - KILL ME |
13:07.55 | Catface | KG racist are all cookie cutter people. |
13:07.58 | GreatDestroyer12 | true story |
13:07.59 | R17_DoW | Darnit skaad y u no become Rubric Marine so you can join my Thousand Sons warband. >_< |
13:07.59 | Rubickskaad | Tahar - THIS IS THE LAND OF PRIMITIVE UNEVOLVED STUPID PEOPLE! |
13:07.59 | Catface | races |
13:08.13 | Rubickskaad | Because I'm Rubick |
13:08.15 | Catface | That is somethinga nazi would say. |
13:08.26 | AdmiralPanda | Fordanta - What is the world coming to when I'm kinda agreeing with a Tahar? |
13:08.55 | OluapWorker | http://media.steampowered.com/apps/dota2/images/blogfiles/keyart_rubik.png Since you like Rubick |
13:09.04 | Rubickskaad | :DDD |
13:09.06 | LotG | Zazane - I'm religiously tolerant. We all have our cultures. Except Tahar. Tahar can go die. And so can Kraw, Kraw ruin my life too. |
13:09.25 | Rubickskaad | Kraw - You ruined our allies's lives! |
13:09.38 | Ghelae | Ultimately, a good chunk of that conversation started from this comment: |
13:09.38 | LotG | Zazane - It wasn't your war! |
13:09.46 | AdmiralPanda | Fordanta - The Asgord ruined their own lives. |
13:09.47 | Ghelae | [13:11] <Ghelae> How many people in Irsk's fiction who have ever held an opinion have ever admitted that they were wrong? |
13:09.53 | Monet | The Azane has a point. |
13:10.08 | OluapWorker | azane :> |
13:10.08 | Monet | zazane* |
13:10.15 | Rubickskaad | Ghelae: Kies. |
13:10.18 | AdmiralPanda | I think the current count is 2 |
13:10.27 | Sorcerer17 | FOAR KEYOSS |
13:10.44 | TemplarPanda | For the Emprah! |
13:10.52 | Ghelae | Yes, Kies. And he was only closed-minded and stubborn for the Tzhrhoka story to work. :P |
13:10.52 | Monet | Draconis - I find it insulting the Tahar would discredit -my- reputation as a scientist because I belive in a supernatural being. Even though I would never let something like religion intrude on my studies! |
13:11.31 | OluapWorker | Koluap - Tahars are all stupid. Except that commander guy. He knows his place. |
13:11.32 | TemplarPanda | Paladin - Calculation complete. End verdict: Tahars are dum. I'm not kidding. That's what it says. I wasn't even calculating that. |
13:11.45 | LotG | Zazane - Isn't it funny how zealous they are. Trying to prove that THEIR belief is right above all else. I say they are rather hypocritical. |
13:11.52 | Rubickskaad | Anyone who believes in a god get discredited in Tahar society |
13:12.09 | LotG | Buddhists are fine then |
13:12.09 | TemplarPanda | Me - What's funny is they are religious about hating religion. |
13:12.09 | Monet | Draconis - Agreed. |
13:12.17 | Sorcerer17 | Radukh the Contempting One - Agreeable, such... creatures with a laughable superiority complex, and an even more laughable level of intelligence, they think themselves smart? How false... |
13:12.53 | TemplarPanda | Fordanta - At least when we say we're better than you, we can back it up. |
13:13.01 | GreatDestroyer12 | Drakodominatus - Agreed |
13:13.05 | JepardiTired | Zio'Aeni - Tahar are really going to hate us. |
13:13.09 | LotG | Zazane - Bitch please. |
13:13.13 | Monet | Draconis - *nods* |
13:13.22 | Rubickskaad | Tahar - BURN THE ZEALOTS *Kills the Zio'Aeni* |
13:13.26 | TemplarPanda | Who was the Zazane replying to? |
13:13.32 | LotG | The Fordie |
13:13.39 | Ghelae | Apalos - Burn the zealots? *burns the Tahar* |
13:13.42 | TemplarPanda | How much do Zazane weigh again? |
13:13.57 | LotG | Weight =/= strength |
13:14.02 | Sorcerer17 | Radukh - MELT THE WEAK *extracts the Tahar's soul violently while he burns* |
13:14.15 | TemplarPanda | I know, I was just asking, to determine if the Fordanta could throw him for comedic effect |
13:14.28 | LotG | Well lemme check |
13:14.37 | TemplarPanda | Anyway, |
13:14.43 | Ghelae | Apalos - Melt the weak? *finds a chunk of scrap metal and carefully applies a blowtorch to it* |
13:14.57 | TemplarPanda | Fordanta - I never said we were better than everyone. I just said we can back it up when we DO say it. |
13:14.58 | Sorcerer17 | Radukh - Comedical... |
13:15.20 | LotG | Zazane - Hmph. Better than MOST, you mean. |
13:15.33 | TemplarPanda | Anywho, I detect a psyker! *stabs Sorcerer17* |
13:15.39 | GreatDestroyer12 | Drakodominatus Alpha - Melt the weak? Kills a slave in a punch |
13:15.40 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Hello again, must be in quite a busy time. |
13:15.46 | TemplarPanda | Fordanta - You really aren't paying attention to what I'm saying are you. |
13:15.56 | Sorcerer17 | *deflects the stab with his Bedlam Staff and throws a Bolt of Change at TemplarPanda* |
13:16.02 | Sorcerer17 | Radukh - Now... Tahars, come! CONTEMPT! Yes... contempt! Let me tell you how much contempt I'll fill you with ever since I began to know about YOU! |
13:16.08 | LotG | Zazane - You have evidence to back up your strength, I guess. |
13:16.12 | TemplarPanda | passes his 5+ save to ignore the spell! * |
13:16.20 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Okay, what happened with the Imperium? (Tahars) |
13:16.21 | Sorcerer17 | Hngh |
13:16.38 | TemplarPanda | Fordanta - Well there was that one time... *shows video of Hel' tearing an armoured door off its hinges* |
13:16.46 | Sorcerer17 | *runs away in a Metuhl Bawks like the cowardly Tzeentchian he is* |
13:16.54 | TemplarPanda | Fordanta - But seriously though, strength isn't everything. We're culturally superior to many races as well. |
13:17.11 | Monet | Draconis - Oh realy? |
13:17.14 | TemplarPanda | gets his Land Raider to blow open 17's Metul Bawks |
13:17.20 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Hello? |
13:17.34 | Sorcerer17 | *Throws a Melta Bomb at Panda's Land Raider* |
13:17.39 | GreatDestroyer12 | Graiz Wehrz throws a 212SP punch at Fordanta |
13:17.43 | TemplarPanda | Fordanta - Seriously, you lot need to stop reading into things. I said MANY. There are tens of thousands of races in the Ko'Sa'Va alone |
13:17.59 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Is this on? |
13:18.02 | Ghelae | Apalos - Hello, Ko'han? |
13:18.02 | Sorcerer17 | *Tries to run away in another METUHL BAWKS* |
13:18.07 | LotG | Zazane - There was one that one time *shows video of Tyraz destroying a Khaxvis' head against a wall* |
13:18.10 | Ghelae | Apalos - Who are you trying to talk to? |
13:18.12 | TemplarPanda | Where's Techno when I need her? |
13:18.16 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Hi. So, what happened with the Imperium? |
13:18.24 | TemplarPanda | Fordanta - Descension. Doesn't count. |
13:18.34 | Ghelae | Apalos - Which Imperium? |
13:18.42 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Tahar Imperium, of course. |
13:19.06 | Ghelae | Apalos - Oh, they burnt a diplomat because the diplomat was religious. |
13:19.12 | TemplarPanda | Fordanta - *Shows video of Fordanta and Zazane performing such an epic Brofist it caused the ground to crack under their feet* |
13:19.37 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Well that's not going to get them more allies, in fact, it discredits this Galaxy even more than it should. |
13:19.43 | TemplarPanda | chases after Sorcerer17 in a Storm Eagle gunship * |
13:19.48 | LotG | Zazane - Heh, fun times. |
13:20.00 | Ghelae | Apalos - Yeah. And that's saying something. The rest of the universe still remembers Kies, and they still remember the Asgord Genocide. |
13:20.18 | Sorcerer17 | Hngh *calls for the assistance of a few Hell Talon squadrons* |
13:20.33 | TemplarPanda | Fordanta - Yeah, I remember that. Zombies, explosions, bodies splattering after being thrown off of buildings. Good times, good times. |
13:20.38 | Sorcerer17 | anyways... forgot to specify that... |
13:20.55 | TemplarPanda | I can just imagine a Fordanta and Zazane being bros |
13:21.16 | Ghelae | There's a new fiction right there, that is. |
13:21.23 | SorcererLord17 | and bro-fisting like that interpretation of Matt Crap's Necron and Blood Angel bros. |
13:21.24 | MarshallPanda | What's this? |
13:21.28 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - The only reason I joined the SSA is to protest against Kies. And he's thankfully gone. Now, I can gladfully give you info on why the Galaxy acts like this most of the time. |
13:21.50 | Ghelae | A Fordanta and a Zazane move in together on a newly colonised world... |
13:21.50 | Graiz_Wehrz | haha |
13:21.57 | LotG | There was that one time we were gonna have a Zazzie chick and a Fordie chick along with a bunch of uneasy Fordanta and Zazane stranded on a planet |
13:21.58 | Monet | Draconis - Lack of better understanding? |
13:22.10 | Ghelae | Apalos - Ooh, good. Go on then, tell us. |
13:22.16 | Graiz_Wehrz | is intrigued |
13:22.20 | MarshallPanda | Fordanta - Oh, we already know about that. It serves as comedy on late-night talk shows. |
13:22.22 | LotG | Though we ditched it cuz I said it'd be a chick flick |
13:22.33 | MarshallPanda | And then I realised he was right :D |
13:23.14 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Actually no. It all started in 401 KRE, during the war for Reach. The destruction of reach made an imprint on Kraw society, branding Zazanes as criminals and barbarians. Since the Kraw are leaders of the Galaxy, this has passed on to other species. |
13:23.31 | LotG | Zazane - Hmph. While you're watching your "television", I'm practicing at night against ravenous feral children and wild beasts. |
13:23.56 | Catface | Monet: Army full of kids or old senile people with bombs strapped to them? |
13:24.00 | LotG | Zazane - And yes, orphans do become feral and vicious which is why they need extermination. |
13:24.05 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Then the DCP invasion and the FRA destruction came along. We are happy the FRA got what they deserved, but others... not so much. They started branding the universal community as criminals too, heightened even more with the KGGC invasion. |
13:24.06 | OluapWorker | Koluap - It's funny because there are Zazane living in the Kraw Empire. |
13:24.17 | LotG | hAHA |
13:24.18 | LotG | Haha |
13:24.48 | LotG | Zazane - Indeed. Stupid traitors. There's a low population, I doubt they'll live for long. |
13:24.51 | Monet | Drak Zazane - Those 'Zazane' do not deserve the honour of being our kind! |
13:25.20 | OluapWorker | Borealis Zazane - If I see one I'll pick their pockets. Just because. |
13:25.23 | Ghelae | Apalos - So... at what point in this story did the Kraw Galaxy lose all of its xenopsychologists? |
13:25.27 | LotG | Zazane - Indeed so. There's a word for creatures like them. Shyrak. I'm sure you're all familiar with it. |
13:25.38 | Monet | Draconis - Oh yes. |
13:25.44 | Wormy | creepy japanese toy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZEri3H-fEs&feature=related |
13:26.01 | LotG | WTF |
13:26.27 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Things only got worse with Kies's rise to emperorship. As I recalled, Daaxri was tipped to win until the Universe showed distaste with the Kraw's reccomendation sytstem in the UDB. That is how Kies won the whole thing. The Kraw Galaxy really wanted extragalactics to, how do you say it... "fack off". |
13:26.53 | Ghelae | Apalos - That part makes the most sense so far. |
13:27.00 | *** join/#sporewiki Cyrannian (562dc8eb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.45.200.235) |
13:27.00 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o Cyrannian] by ChanServ |
13:27.04 | OluapWorker | Koluap - I can kinda see the point...the Iteok are still dicks. |
13:27.04 | Ghelae | Hello. |
13:27.06 | Monet | Hello |
13:27.09 | OluapWorker | ~glomp Cyrannian |
13:27.09 | infobot | ACTION becomes fully animated as her eyes squint in an upside-down-U formation, gets a running start and tackle-glomps Cyrannian |
13:27.20 | Cyrannian | ~tackle OluapWorker |
13:27.20 | infobot | ACTION tackles OluapWorker to the ground. |
13:27.29 | JepardiTired | As'dacian - *bitch please* Other Zio'Aenies hate us because we are atheists. |
13:27.41 | Graiz_Wehrz | hello |
13:28.02 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Then after all of this ordeal, the Galaxy still has a distaste for the universe. Sadly I think it's going to take thousands of years to correct it, and it will happen, hence the Tahar Collective. |
13:28.26 | Cyrannian | I was helping in school with my friend this morning and it was super awkward because the principal came in just as my mum rang me. My ringtone is the Imperial March. |
13:28.30 | LotG | Zazane - Either that or we just simply destroy the major races. |
13:28.36 | Ghelae | Apalos - Of course, this all explains the public's perceptions of extragalactic empires. It's easy to understand how a xenophobic attitude spreads thoughout an entire society. It's happened in everything from villages to galactic empires before. |
13:28.37 | LotG | LOL |
13:28.38 | MarshallPanda | Fordanta - As long as they don't forget the whole 'Fordanta don't betray people' thing again, it should be fine. |
13:28.45 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - KGGC info also says venture outside the Galaxy killed off the Hrezi Federation, that's why they're scared. |
13:28.45 | OluapWorker | Koluap - If the Kraw Galaxy allowed other species to help them instead of going "U ALIEN U BAD", it wouldn't take that much. |
13:28.53 | MarshallPanda | Cyrannian: LOL |
13:29.21 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Don't kill us off, please. |
13:29.22 | SorcererLord17 | Herro Um |
13:29.23 | Wormy | Never say no to Panda! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4&feature=related |
13:29.31 | MarshallPanda | Oh god this again? |
13:29.51 | LotG | XD |
13:30.02 | Monet | Draconis - What few aliens realised the Immperium offered better protection than the Kraw agree they are better off for it. |
13:30.03 | Ghelae | Apalos - The problem is, why are there no professionals and no scientists who actually realise what extragalactics are like? It's one thing having an uniformed public, but there are cases in recent KrawFed history in which there's an apparent lack of trained professionals in places where they should expect them to be. |
13:30.30 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - And so this shows 10 years of intolerance towards the universe, specially the Draconis, who allied the Brood. I'm sorry for all of this and I will try my best to correct it. |
13:30.46 | Cyrannian | Tigarlu - Blarg blarg blarg honk. |
13:31.01 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Universal relations are a new carreer that's highly unpopular, sadly. |
13:31.05 | Ghelae | Apalos - One example is the murder of that diplomat. Had the Tahars had some xenopsychologists there, the politicians would have been informed that they should be patient with the diplomat, and ot establish diplomatic relations first, rather than attempting to remove the religion by insults. |
13:31.15 | Ghelae | to* |
13:31.33 | Catface | Cyrannian http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Tralor_Resistance_Army |
13:31.36 | Ghelae | Apalos - Even in the Kraw Galaxy, I'm sure that doesn't work with every species. |
13:31.56 | LotG | "You would have us meet the Orks on open ground? That would be madness!" - Gabriel Angelos |
13:31.59 | LotG | Madness? THIS IS SPARTAAAAA! |
13:32.10 | LotG | kicks Gabriel down an endless pit |
13:32.18 | Cyrannian | Catface: We can work on our plot today hopefully! |
13:32.32 | Catface | Yey! |
13:32.32 | AdmiralPanda | directs all power to the Lezia Cannon, and proceeds to fire a Lezia at faster-than-light speeds into Wormy. |
13:32.46 | Cyrannian | http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=sast-500853020883 - But first, the blarg king demands comments on the metal cow that Xho raeped |
13:32.48 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - If the Draconis ever get former KrawFed nembers as protectorates, you can be sure they'll be shunned by the Kraw Galaxy community, sadly. |
13:32.54 | Monet | Draconis - Sometimes I wonder why the imeprium still has a lax attitude towards you people. |
13:33.12 | Ghelae | Apalos - Although, the idea that the Kraw Galaxy is practically psychologically homogenous - barring cultural focuses, such as Iteok on war, Tahars on science, etc - would give more evidence to the theory that it was all created. |
13:33.19 | GreatDestroyer12 | wait are the tralor resitance army tralor |
13:33.23 | GreatDestroyer12 | if so, why are they revolting? |
13:33.30 | AdmiralPanda | Fordanta - Sometimes I wonder why the Grand Council doesn't just order most of the Galaxy to be purged. Oh, right, you're doing that yourselves. |
13:34.07 | LotG | Zazane - All this started from a war that the Kraw decided to get their own arses into, even though it wasn't their business. |
13:34.09 | Monet | Draconis - Being shunned by the galactic community for turning their backs on the Federatino or getting praised by the universal community for doing said action. |
13:34.16 | SorcererLord17 | Finally owned all other armies in Soulstorm as Chaos. |
13:34.31 | LotG | I'm owning all armies in Dark Crusade as Tau |
13:34.33 | Ghelae | Apalos - If the purging of the galaxy was the best option, the AI Netspace would already have Gridfired it. No; that's not the best option. |
13:34.36 | Monet | Draconis - I would say the benefits outweight the costs. |
13:34.59 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - The universal community is demonized here. *Shows a Kraw tablet newspaper saying "Draconis are trying to conquer the Galaxy!"* |
13:35.00 | SorcererLord17 | Dum Carron, y u steal Eliphas' voice in your in-game unit responses? And his Accursed Crozius in the Chaos ending and in a non-Campaign match? |
13:35.27 | Ghelae | Apalos - I trust the KrawFed still remembers that it was *us* who helped set up the organisation? |
13:35.40 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Yes. They renember Apalos. |
13:35.51 | GreatDestroyer12 | i owned in dark crusade as necrons |
13:36.01 | OluapWorker | Koluap - You know, Asgord, you're probably the best leader off the four major races of that galaxy. |
13:36.03 | Monet | Draconis - In other words you people are not thinking straight. |
13:36.09 | SorcererLord17 | I previously won in Soulstorm with Necrons, then Dark Eldar, and now Chaos |
13:36.16 | SorcererLord17 | gonna' try SPESS MEHREENS under Boreale next. |
13:36.28 | OluapWorker | Cyrannian suddenly got 100% more posh |
13:36.32 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Koluap, if anything, Rhes 23 is a better leader. I know Rhes personally. |
13:36.41 | Ghelae | Apalos - Is it that the KrawFed's public only like civilisations from other dwarf galaxies? There are few of those, and most of those have had little to no interaction with he Kraw Galaxy before. |
13:36.41 | Tyranus | pours some tea |
13:36.44 | OluapWorker | Koluap - I've not met that one yet. |
13:36.48 | Tyranus | What seems to be the problem? |
13:36.57 | AdmiralPanda | Biscuit, Tyranus? |
13:37.05 | GreatDestroyer12 | anyway imma sleep now |
13:37.07 | GreatDestroyer12 | night guys |
13:37.18 | Apalos | (This'll save some typing.) |
13:37.20 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - He's the successor to Toragh 9 should Toragh 9 die. |
13:37.37 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Rhes is hated by his people, but he knows for sure what to do. |
13:37.56 | OluapWorker | Koluap - You mean he's an Iteok who doesn't think with his brain on his weapon? |
13:38.00 | Monet | Draconis - Iteok are savages who should nto have left that rock of theirs! |
13:38.19 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Not all Iteok are savages, to prove it, I can get Rhes to the convo. |
13:38.41 | Admiral_Kaios | Now now, the Iteok are only as dumb as more or less every warmongering race known to the universe. They just show it more frequently. |
13:38.51 | LotG | Zazane - Ahem, I hold SOME respect to Iteok only for fighting skill. They have no honour but in hand to hand they sure are tough. |
13:38.53 | Admiral_Kaios | offers Tyranus a biscuit to go with his tea * |
13:38.57 | LotG | You saying Zazane dum? |
13:38.58 | OluapWorker | Koluap - Most of them seem to be, though. They had the great idea of attacking the DCP front on. |
13:38.58 | Apalos | This issue is far deeper than the tendencies of any individual species. There is no need to divert the discussion to such a topic. |
13:39.02 | Tyranus | I have my own biscuits, thanks. |
13:39.21 | Admiral_Kaios | Just being civil |
13:39.27 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - What other info do you need then? |
13:39.28 | Apalos | Do you have enough tea for everyone here, or should I pour some? |
13:39.44 | LotG | Screw you guys, I got milk! |
13:39.53 | OluapWorker | kicks LotG off a cliff |
13:39.55 | OluapWorker | shup |
13:40.03 | Wormy | No thats Xho's "milk" |
13:40.03 | Apalos | flies down and steals LotG's milk |
13:40.12 | Rubickskaad | drinks Xho's milk |
13:40.13 | Apalos | throws the milk in Wormy's face |
13:40.16 | Admiral_Kaios | munches down on a biscuit while a Green Alien Girl pours him some vodka. |
13:40.18 | Tyranus | That isn't AT-AT milk, is it? |
13:40.30 | Apalos | Rubickskaad, you've now just licked "milk" off of Wormy's face. |
13:40.35 | Wormy | I do believe it is |
13:40.40 | LotG | O_O |
13:41.10 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Anyone else has anything to ask? |
13:41.13 | Tyranus | Oh dear. A design flaw is that they lactate. |
13:41.27 | Admiral_Kaios | offers LotG a shot of vodka to calm his nerves. |
13:41.28 | OluapWorker | Koluap - Your walkers are silly. |
13:41.41 | Apalos | That's quite a big design flaw. Someone could take advantage of it by trying to milk one. |
13:41.45 | LotG | drinks the whole bottle |
13:41.52 | Admiral_Kaios | Does make one wonder why exactly they added that feature. |
13:41.57 | Apalos | I don't think so, Ko'han. Not yet. |
13:42.21 | Admiral_Kaios | Hmpf. And I was saving that one for a special occasion too. Oh well, I guess I can buy the entire batch with that money I made from the Draconid Imperium. |
13:42.26 | OluapWorker | Koluap - I do. You should concentrate on colonizing. Your empire is too small! |
13:42.29 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Also I recall Daaxri trying to get two Kraw colonies as Draconis protectorates, but the Draconis refusing. I think this demonized the Draconis more. |
13:43.01 | Apalos | Politics is complicated. |
13:43.20 | Admiral_Kaios | Only when the guy on the other end is stupid, Apalos. |
13:43.31 | Monet | Dracia - We learned a few things since then. The New Raysong Concordat shows such joint ownership is workable. |
13:43.32 | Apalos | That's what politics often is. |
13:43.41 | Admiral_Kaios | Take half the pirates in Andromeda. How else do you think I pulled off the Confederacy? And good point. |
13:43.44 | LotG | Zazane - They're saving those colonies for Zazane :> |
13:44.11 | Tyranus | Ah. So this is about Anor Krawgíl's opposition to the Draconis? |
13:44.28 | OluapWorker | Koluap - I wanna see this empire growing. They're intelligent, unlike those other "lemme pet you" Asgord. |
13:44.32 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Yes, they're extremely opposed to it. Blame Kraw Empire media. |
13:44.33 | Apalos | You see, this is why you should all just live utopian lives guarded by AIs. You only have to fight each other when you want to, and if you want to, you can do so whenever you want. Getting rid of that whole "politics" waste of time makes everything easy. |
13:45.02 | Monet | Dracia - A few of the aliens realised the error of edmonising us. But for the most part the Imperium is rather disliked. |
13:45.04 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - I should put the Hrezi AI in charge of Ko'hania... |
13:45.06 | OluapWorker | Koluap - Sounds extremely boring. |
13:45.13 | Admiral_Kaios | Half the fun of a raid is the other person not expecting it |
13:45.23 | Admiral_Kaios | The other half is spending the loot :3 |
13:45.28 | Apalos | It's not boring. You can throw lava buckets over demons whenever you want. |
13:45.38 | Apalos | And you don't even have to pay for the lava. |
13:45.42 | OluapWorker | Koluap - Virtual demons don't count. Neither does virtual lava. |
13:45.47 | Admiral_Kaios | Eh, I have a VR chair for that. |
13:45.47 | Apalos | No, they're both real. |
13:45.53 | Admiral_Kaios | It has a cup holder. |
13:45.55 | Apalos | The Legion of the Deathmarch is still around, isn't it? |
13:45.56 | OluapWorker | Koluap - Yeah I bet they are. |
13:46.11 | OluapWorker | Koluap - I would rather hunt my own demons with my own buckets, thank you. |
13:46.21 | Apalos | You can use your own buckets if you want to. |
13:46.24 | Admiral_Kaios | Hey Zazane, you really should consider hiring me every so often. It's fun to watch the highlight reels afterwards. |
13:46.25 | Apalos | I'm not going to stop you. |
13:46.29 | Wormy | woman who can see more colours http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/902595-woman-found-with-superhuman-sight-which-lets-her-see-99m-more-colours |
13:46.46 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Dracia, can I buy a movie to show my people, specially... *Tries to load a Draconis website, taking too long* Stupid universal internet... *Done* Age of Usurpers? I think this will enlighten the TAE. |
13:47.15 | Monet | Dracia - House Khaxvis were a stain. |
13:47.28 | Tyranus | You still have the internet? *Suppresses a laugh* |
13:47.50 | Admiral_Kaios | You'd be surprised how many lesser Empires still use that. It's really quite funny |
13:47.53 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Yes, now, can I buy the movie? |
13:48.02 | Monet | Dracia - The imeprial Exonet is far more powerful than that these kraw aliens have access to. |
13:48.17 | Monet | what* |
13:48.31 | Admiral_Kaios | Hey Zazane, you listening? Hire pirates = funny videos to show your kids. |
13:48.32 | OluapWorker | Koluap - I don't see what's wrong in playing some games with your friends over the network. |
13:48.50 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Dracia, my request, please? |
13:48.57 | Admiral_Kaios | pets a Dvottie. |
13:49.02 | Monet | Dracia - Pureld digital media has no price in the imeprium, and why would it? |
13:49.08 | Monet | purely digital* |
13:49.18 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Oh, I see. Transfer it to me. |
13:49.34 | JepardiTired | Zio'Aeni - We don't almost have any computers. |
13:50.04 | Admiral_Kaios | ( To LotG ) Zazane, I don't think you're listening: pirates = funny videos of noob empires squirming. |
13:50.06 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - You should get some. |
13:50.07 | Monet | Dracia - As you wish. |
13:50.15 | Wormy | http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4383033/Ice-on-the-M25.html |
13:50.20 | LotG | Zazane - Meh |
13:50.27 | SorcererLord17 | b-b-but... Zazane don't have TV! |
13:50.38 | LotG | ^ |
13:51.07 | LotG | Zazane don't have television or such, and don't like pirates |
13:51.11 | Admiral_Kaios | Well then get one! Anyway, I'm off to kick an Asgord. |
13:51.16 | Wormy | http://www.dangerousminds.net/comments/chinese_villagers_discover_rare_mushroom_but_it_turns_out_to_be_a |
13:51.18 | Wormy | lol |
13:51.20 | Admiral_Kaios | proceeds to kick an Asgord. |
13:51.29 | OluapWorker | Borealis Zazane - Some slighty offends me. |
13:51.35 | OluapWorker | *That |
13:52.04 | Admiral_Kaios | I saw that |
13:52.05 | JepardiTired | Zio'Aeni - Ko'han, you understand that we are still recovering from a nuclear war. |
13:52.06 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - *Low transfer speed* Why is this transfer so slow? |
13:52.13 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - Oh. I see. |
13:52.17 | *** join/#sporewiki Shalonar (~MindScrew@host-98-156-66-217.spbmts.ru) |
13:52.23 | SorcererLord17 | Wormy: L O L |
13:52.27 | LotG | Wormy: What. The. Fuck. A rubber vagina? |
13:52.31 | OluapWorker | Wormy: dafuq |
13:52.42 | Monet | Dracia - This is why the exonet is superior... |
13:53.03 | Admiral_Kaios | Oh look, one of those rat-priest-things |
13:53.21 | Shalonar | Hello |
13:53.23 | Rubickskaad | Ko'han - *Done* *Watches it* |
13:53.29 | Rubickskaad | Impyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
13:53.40 | Admiral_Kaios | Tyranus, how's the tea going? |
13:53.40 | Monet | That just made me think, if Tyranus finds the KG still having an internet amusing, how would he feel about the DI's equivilent? |
13:53.44 | Shalonar | I come and encounter THIS talk |
13:53.50 | Admiral_Kaios | ^ |
13:54.02 | Shalonar | Hm |
13:54.06 | Shalonar | Lemme think |
13:54.07 | OluapWorker | Tyranus is a Basileus |
13:54.12 | OluapWorker | He thinks everyone is below him |
13:54.25 | Andorrus | I doubt so. |
13:54.25 | Monet | Yah I know that. |
13:54.34 | Apalos | Yes, I don't think it would matter even if the Basileus had an internet. |
13:54.37 | Admiral_Kaios | Some chinese peeps found a rubber vagina buried underground. They thought it was a fungus or something. |
13:54.42 | Wormy | Thats the funniest thing all week |
13:54.54 | Andorrus | Dur |
13:54.56 | Admiral_Kaios | Funniest yes, but I know something even stupider |
13:55.00 | Andorrus | Basileus internet |
13:55.15 | Monet | But I once compared the Krawnet to dial-up against the DI's fibre-optic broadband. |
13:55.19 | Admiral_Kaios | Bieber's mum accused MJ of stealing Bieber's outfit- which was created for the little girl last week. |
13:55.24 | Andorrus | Sorry, you are not allowed to see this video: You are not superior enough. |
13:55.46 | Admiral_Kaios | proceeds to watch the video anyway * |
13:55.55 | Admiral_Kaios | Oh wait, I AM superior enough : |
13:55.56 | Admiral_Kaios | :D |
13:56.09 | LotG | Admiral_Kaios: Seriously? His mum's a dumb fuck |
13:56.15 | LotG | Which is why Bieber's about |
13:56.20 | Apalos | Basileus definition of "superior" = Basileus. |
13:56.21 | Andorrus | Let me think |
13:56.22 | Admiral_Kaios | Eeyup |
13:56.28 | Andorrus | ~smack Wormy |
13:56.28 | infobot | ACTION smacks Wormy upside the head. |
13:56.34 | Andorrus | I have a question |
13:56.41 | SorcererLord17 | Bieber is ultra dum |
13:56.46 | Andorrus | Soz for smacking |
13:56.48 | Andorrus | So |
13:57.16 | SorcererLord17 | I found out at one point days ago that the Emprah was revealed to be Bieber! |
13:57.23 | SorcererLord17 | I knew joining Chaos was a good idea! |
13:57.43 | Admiral_Kaios | proceeds to drink vodka while looking at 21st century pictures of cats. |
13:57.43 | Andorrus | Any idea of how could Divinarium internet work |
13:57.46 | *** join/#sporewiki FalcoPunch (3fe7677d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.63.231.103.125) |
13:57.56 | Apalos | Hello. |
13:57.58 | FalcoPunch | Hello |
13:58.04 | Andorrus | Something high-tech and easily controlled |
13:58.08 | Apalos | I should probably turn back into Ghelae soon. |
13:58.10 | MarshalPanda | CHAOS LIES! Bieber got stabbed the day the Emprah was born. |
13:58.15 | SorcererLord17 | herro Falco |
13:58.36 | SorcererLord17 | Panda: Believe it, corpse-worshipper! |
13:58.36 | Andorrus | Hello |
14:00.04 | MarshalPanda | Lies! I has the proof right here! *Shows video of Bieber exploding the second the Emprah was born* |
14:00.15 | Andorrus | You are all inferior to the Elder race. |
14:00.25 | MarshalPanda | Which reminds me! *Throws Holy Hand Grenade at SorcererLord17* |
14:00.41 | SorcererLord17 | *Jumps aside to avoid the grenade* |
14:00.41 | *** join/#sporewiki Jepardi (d4e243f4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.226.67.244) |
14:00.48 | SorcererLord17 | *responds back with a Bolt of Change* |
14:00.50 | Archon_Irellyth | Huh, surprised it let me fit that in |
14:01.06 | SorcererLord17 | herro Jep |
14:01.14 | Archon_Irellyth | MarshalPanda - *Passes his 5+ save to negate the psychic power* |
14:01.18 | Jepardi | Hi again |
14:01.25 | Apalos | Hello. |
14:01.33 | Archon_Irellyth | Now, what was this about Eldar being better than everyone? |
14:01.38 | Monet | Come to think of it, as 1-upmaship the DI might look at Cyrannus with dissapointment for still having monochrome holograms :3 |
14:02.19 | Apalos | I'm sure they just use monochrome because it's retro. :P |
14:02.54 | Andorrus | Okay |
14:02.56 | Andorrus | People |
14:03.13 | Archon_Irellyth | proceeds to fling poisoned shuriken at everyone, causing them to spontaneously boogy like it's saturday night! * |
14:03.18 | Andorrus | Any idea what kind of internet tech could the Divinarium use |
14:03.31 | Andorrus | Something advanced and controlled |
14:03.52 | Apalos | Wormholes instead of wires. |
14:04.01 | SorcererLord17 | *dances uncontrollably* By Tzeentch! What is this? |
14:04.07 | Archon_Irellyth | Quantum computation :D |
14:04.19 | Archon_Irellyth | (That to Andorrus) |
14:04.27 | Andorrus | Yeah |
14:04.27 | Apalos | I'm sure everyone's computers are quantum nowadays. |
14:04.32 | Apalos | I mean, it is the 28th century. |
14:04.32 | Monet | Draconis gave up on using wires years ago. |
14:04.41 | Tyranus | Monet: The only two times I used blue holograms can be explained, and I've used full colour holograms many other times, so I hardly think the DI can pride themselves there. |
14:05.03 | Apalos | Tyranus: Were they using the blue holograms to be fashionable? |
14:05.07 | Monet | Tyranus: Actually... You have ap oint ,i remember colour holograms. |
14:05.12 | OluapWorker | finish paegs grrrrrr |
14:05.19 | Archon_Irellyth | chases Sorcerer17 with a Crucible of Malediction * |
14:05.30 | Andorrus | I dunno another others, but my Cyrannian fictions do use colour holograms. |
14:05.51 | Monet | DI use colour holograms. You can touch them too. |
14:06.11 | SorcererLord17 | *Attempts to fight back with Warptime but goes insane and attacks his own Chaos Spess Mehreens temporarily instead* |
14:06.20 | SorcererLord17 | *murmurs to himself* Not as planned. |
14:06.32 | Archon_Irellyth | Fordanta and ISF don't use holograms for their own reasons, Solarians use yello ones bcus, and the STF do whatever they want. |
14:06.34 | SorcererLord17 | (that was to Archon AKA Panda) |
14:06.40 | Andorrus | http://images.wikia.com/spore/images/3/31/Agnassana%27s_Deception.png |
14:06.41 | Wormy | Shit these bath salts are causing the rise of the zombies http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/state/zombie-attacks-continue-man-under-the-influence-gets-naked-bites-off-chunk-of-mans-arm |
14:06.42 | Andorrus | Here |
14:07.07 | Tyranus | Apalos: Probably not. When Guolivian contacted Chuinaylia, it was distorted by the weird galaxy shield around the Quadrants and the Rambo's attempts to block the Empire, and the other time it was blue because it was being distorted by the Shodrae's attempts to block the Empire. |
14:07.11 | Archon_Irellyth | proceeds to hit Sorcerer17 over the head with a poky stick covered in toxins * |
14:07.25 | Apalos | Oh... so distortion gets rid of colour? |
14:07.54 | SorcererLord17 | *manages to snap out just in time and doges the stick, then activates Warptime again and fights the Archon back* ZA WARUDO! |
14:07.57 | OluapWorker | Mar-Júun - Fun day that was. |
14:08.35 | SorcererLord17 | dodges* |
14:09.26 | Archon_Irellyth | is initiative 7, WS 7 and LOL's to himself at the Sorceror's clumsy attempts at attacking him. Sorcerer17 swings wildly at the holograms being projected by the Clone Field * |
14:09.55 | Andorrus | Time to bring my Codex |
14:10.06 | Archon_Irellyth | Lol wut's dit? |
14:10.08 | Archon_Irellyth | dis*? |
14:10.18 | Tyranus | I really want to use my AT-ATs. OluapWorker! Find me a civilization to subjugate! |
14:10.32 | OluapWorker | Rambo rebels |
14:10.40 | Archon_Irellyth | points Tyranus at Asgord * |
14:10.49 | OluapWorker | Join the Empire or face the male metal cow |
14:10.50 | SorcererLord17 | *uses his Psychic powers to try and locate the real Archon* |
14:11.13 | Archon_Irellyth | stabs SorcerorLord17 with a Huskblade before he can be found * |
14:11.17 | Catface | If you need me ping me. I'll be doing things. |
14:11.20 | Archon_Irellyth | Tee hee luls |
14:11.21 | SorcererLord17 | Aaargh |
14:11.26 | OluapWorker | Or maybe on the CFP |
14:11.40 | Archon_Irellyth | Oh wait, you're already dust aren't you? |
14:12.03 | SorcererLord17 | I'm not a Rubric Marine- *dies* |
14:12.10 | Archon_Irellyth | Luls |
14:12.14 | LotG | Tyranus: I thought AT-ATs would be useless if CyraEmp doesn't do ground battles? |
14:12.37 | Monet | I as loosely inspired by this http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101118194621/cnc/images/0/0b/CNCTW_MammTank_%281%29.jpg for the Imperium's Dragon MBT. |
14:12.38 | Wormy | http://phys.org/news/2012-06-extensive-mars-interior.html |
14:12.49 | Archon_Irellyth | nabs SorcerorLord17's soul in a Soul Trap, then flies off to drink with his slaves /drink his slaves in his EBUL SPIRE OF EBILNESS* |
14:12.52 | Tyranus | Well, they'd still need it for planetary defence |
14:12.53 | OluapWorker | They've done quite a few ground battles already |
14:13.22 | Monet | That tank is so big it can crush smaller tanks! |
14:13.45 | OluapWorker | Yo dawg I herd you like tanks |
14:14.23 | Archon_Irellyth | kidnaps an Asgord, then promptly puts it back realising that will actually make the galaxy happy. |
14:14.52 | Wormy | http://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/21/artificial-vajayjay-mushroom-seller.php |
14:15.19 | Ded17 | OH GOD AHAHAHAHAHAAHA SO FUNNY WORMY |
14:16.00 | Ded17 | anyways... |
14:16.14 | Archon_Irellyth | kicks LotG |
14:16.18 | LotG | Wut |
14:16.24 | Ded17 | dum Assault Marines in DoW I y u no use Beakie helmet the Tactical Marine helm does not go well with you. |
14:16.52 | Archon_Irellyth | Because |
14:17.05 | Monet | I do not understand the Galactic Empire's fascination with walkers since you can easily trip them up. |
14:17.07 | Ded17 | I hate seeing the generic Spess Mehreen helm on Assault Marines imho, reminds me of a plane without it's nose thingy or something like that. |
14:17.08 | LotG | Now for another of LotG's movie premiers |
14:17.13 | LotG | Today, the Thing |
14:17.19 | Ded17 | Ooh |
14:17.23 | Archon_Irellyth | Oh god *flies away* |
14:17.33 | Ded17 | lol why? |
14:17.46 | Archon_Irellyth | You hasn't seen that movie has you |
14:17.53 | Archon_Irellyth | FARSEER! C'mere! |
14:17.58 | Ded17 | I have seen original the Thing movie before |
14:18.03 | FarseerImperios | leaps at Irrelyth from a Jetbike, casting Mind War |
14:18.08 | Archon_Irellyth | chases FarseerImperios with a Soul-trap |
14:18.13 | Ded17 | it has Wilford Brimley AKA Diabeetus man, which is why I wanted to watch it. |
14:18.16 | Archon_Irellyth | rolls a 6. * |
14:18.20 | Monet | LotG_Movie: Update pages! |
14:18.25 | FarseerImperios | has a 4+ ward |
14:18.34 | Ded17 | and imho Assault Marines not using Beakie helmet is HERESY |
14:18.37 | Archon_Irellyth | Wow you really don't know how that ability works. |
14:18.38 | FarseerImperios | runs away on a jetbike |
14:18.39 | Tyranus | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Maxis#Games |
14:18.42 | LotG_Movie | Monet: You're lucky its adverts right now ¬_¬ |
14:18.50 | FarseerImperios | Yep I know nothing about DE stats |
14:18.59 | FarseerImperios | I do not have their codex |
14:19.22 | Archon_Irellyth | Soul trap is a roll off + leadership value. If the Farseer wins, the target loses a wound for every point the far seer wins by. |
14:19.26 | Monet | Yay |
14:19.31 | Archon_Irellyth | If it's a draw or the target wins, nothing happens. |
14:19.42 | Archon_Irellyth | Since an Archon is leadership 10, a roll of a 6 means nothing happens, no matter what |
14:19.47 | Archon_Irellyth | :trollfaic: |
14:20.10 | OluapWorker | maxis gayms |
14:20.33 | Archon_Irellyth | Anyway, *calls Reavers to chase FarseerImperios* |
14:20.47 | FarseerImperios | Hm |
14:21.01 | Archon_Irellyth | Btw, just for the record: Reavers are faster |
14:21.04 | Wormy | http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18548506 |
14:21.07 | FarseerImperios | Dammir |
14:21.19 | FarseerImperios | Wait a second |
14:21.20 | OluapWorker | http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4560765_460s.jpg |
14:21.23 | Wormy | medical science today |
14:21.29 | FarseerImperios | I know how does Mind War work |
14:21.42 | FarseerImperios | I just did not know Archon had Of10 |
14:21.45 | FarseerImperios | *Ld |
14:21.56 | FarseerImperios | I thought you meant Soul Trap |
14:22.11 | Archon_Irellyth | I did, but I have to kill you to use it :D |
14:22.13 | FarseerImperios | Okay |
14:22.31 | Archon_Irellyth | You blasted me with mind war first, so I just casually rolled a 6 |
14:22.33 | FarseerImperios | grabs the Codex again |
14:22.36 | FarseerImperios | Dum |
14:23.05 | Archon_Irellyth | throws a Crucible of Malediction at FarseerImperios |
14:23.53 | FarseerImperios | throws a Singing Spear |
14:24.00 | Archon_Irellyth | Meh. |
14:24.13 | Archon_Irellyth | takes the single hit, and then rushes in with an Agoniser. |
14:24.24 | FarseerImperios | Dum |
14:24.31 | Archon_Irellyth | Udum |
14:24.47 | FalcoPunch | all dum |
14:24.57 | Archon_Irellyth | paints his hair rainbow colours. |
14:25.03 | OluapWorker | everyone dum |
14:25.06 | OluapWorker | expecially Tyranus |
14:25.18 | Archon_Irellyth | sits down and drinks some tea with Tyranus |
14:25.38 | Tyranus | lol |
14:26.19 | OluapWorker | btw waptor I updated the Cyrannian Grox page to say they became the Gigamatrix |
14:26.26 | OluapWorker | Plus some other tweaks |
14:27.02 | FarseerImperios | Archon: Hmmmmmm |
14:27.05 | Wormy | http://whofortedblog.com/2012/06/17/purported-extraterrestrial-footprints-kentucky/ |
14:27.17 | FarseerImperios | paints his hair purple with magenta streaks |
14:27.23 | Cyrannian | OluapWorker: yay, you shall be rewarded |
14:27.29 | Cyrannian | gives OluapWorker a kitten |
14:27.39 | FarseerImperios | throws magic at Archon Irellyth |
14:27.53 | OluapWorker | glomps the kitten and hides it from Zillum |
14:28.59 | Archon_Irellyth | ducks the magic, then shoots FarseerImperios with a Blast Pistol |
14:29.01 | Cyrannian | I'm pretty sure that you would kill the kitten if you glomp it. |
14:29.27 | Cyrannian | http://simcity.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Um2k9/Wiki_Affiliates - I proposed that we could become affiliates with SimCity wiki. |
14:29.46 | Cyrannian | Go there and support me or I'll feed your cats to hungry Mortalitas hobos. |
14:30.01 | Archon_Irellyth | HAHA! I'm a dog person! |
14:30.09 | OluapWorker | I glomped it gently |
14:30.38 | Ded17 | No! Not the poor nekos! |
14:30.44 | OluapWorker | It's now in the hivemind's home, eating your food |
14:31.04 | OluapWorker | Also at first I read that as "angry Mortalitas hobos" |
14:31.09 | OluapWorker | Not sure which is stranger |
14:31.19 | Archon_Irellyth | has been secretly recording the kitteh eating the hive mind's food |
14:31.35 | SorcererLord17 | You didn't truly expect to stop the Forces of Chaos?! |
14:32.20 | Cyrannian | eats the Forces of Chaos |
14:32.42 | SorcererLord17 | Hngh |
14:32.47 | SorcererLord17 | I... will... return... |
14:32.55 | SorcererLord17 | runs back to the Eye of Terror |
14:33.18 | Reebutt17 | Archon_Irellyth FarseerImperios: #sporerp #rpzone |
14:33.55 | Archon_Irellyth | meh |
14:35.59 | Reebutt17 | D'okay |
14:37.21 | AdmiralPanda | All ships, load Dvottie ordnance! Primary target: Falcopunch! |
14:37.54 | FalcoPunch | huh |
14:38.02 | AdmiralPanda | orders his fleet to fire a volley of Dvottie torpedoes at FalcoPunch * |
14:38.12 | FalcoPunch | ducks. |
14:38.21 | AdmiralPanda | Dammit! They always do htat |
14:38.22 | AdmiralPanda | that* |
14:38.44 | AdmiralPanda | (To his crew) Seriously guys, you keep falling for that! |
14:38.56 | FalcoPunch | throws the duck at AdmiralPanda |
14:39.08 | AdmiralPanda | AAAH! ALL SHIPS RETREAT! FULL SPEED! |
14:39.17 | AdmiralPanda | flies away from the duck at full speed * |
14:39.26 | FalcoPunch | well that was easy |
14:40.15 | AdmiralPanda | How do they keep guessing our hull plating is easily permeable by ducks? |
14:41.24 | FalcoPunch | I have Duck Sense |
14:41.28 | Reebutt17 | is playing SPESS MAHREENS campaign in Soulstorm |
14:41.41 | Reebutt17 | NOOOO!!! COMMANDER BOREALE!!! WHY DID YOU DIE TOO EARLY?!! *mourns* |
14:42.22 | AdmiralPanda | Goddamit |
14:43.06 | OluapWorker | http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/021/032/Advice-Dog-JUMP-INTO-LAVA-COME-OUT-AS-A-MAN.jpg Koluap logic |
14:43.08 | AdmiralPanda | *To his crew* Redirect fire! All ships target Reebutt17 with Dvottie lances! |
14:43.28 | Reebutt17 | savors the Dvotties like there's no tomorrow. |
14:43.30 | Reebutt17 | YAY |
14:43.37 | Reebutt17 | and YAY AGAIN! BOREALE STILL LIVES! |
14:43.47 | Reebutt17 | Dum Boreale y u steal Thule's voice. |
14:47.29 | Reebutt17 | anyways |
14:47.36 | Reebutt17 | I approve of Dvotties and Gorf but not Lezia |
14:49.24 | AdmiralPanda | <PROTECTED> |
14:51.45 | Reebutt17 | noms the Gorf, and suddenly splits into two Gorfs |
14:52.07 | OluapWorker | http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/270/961/22f.jpg |
14:54.18 | FalcoPunch | damn wikia |
14:54.34 | FalcoPunch | Can't edit |
14:54.52 | FalcoPunch | "Warning: The database has been locked for maintenance, so you will not be able to save your edits right now." |
14:55.05 | AdmiralPanda | kicks Monet onto the moon. |
14:55.23 | Monet | retreats to his secret moonbase afterl anding. |
14:55.48 | AdmiralPanda | sits down and has a drink with Monet in his secret moonbase, where they plot the downfall of Lezia. |
14:56.28 | OluapWorker | Silly, Lezia is downfall-proof |
14:56.39 | AdmiralPanda | That's what you think :3 |
14:57.11 | Cyrannian | I'm going to play Halo. Ciao! |
14:57.17 | OluapWorker | Hope you die |
14:57.19 | AdmiralPanda | Bai, and pwn da noobs |
14:57.31 | AdmiralPanda | Paint your armour pink for me! |
14:57.37 | Cyrannian | OluapWorker: Aww, I hope you die too |
14:57.41 | Cyrannian | :> |
14:57.46 | *** join/#sporewiki Technobliterator (542d8405@gateway/web/freenode/ip.84.45.132.5) |
14:57.47 | Cyrannian | Honk! |
14:57.54 | AdmiralPanda | Ohai Techno |
14:57.55 | Technobliterator | hii guys |
14:57.56 | OluapWorker | dumba |
14:58.00 | Technobliterator | dum worka |
14:58.14 | OluapWorker | fix empire box man |
14:58.22 | Technobliterator | how |
14:58.27 | AdmiralPanda | Oh btw Monet, I live in the moon base just down the crater from you. |
14:58.31 | Technobliterator | wats wrong wiv it |
14:58.48 | OluapWorker | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Neraida_Gigamatrix Look at "Date of Formation" |
14:59.58 | OluapWorker | And now, I nom |
15:00.04 | Technobliterator | da only fing wrong wiv it is dat yoo wrot it |
15:00.06 | Technobliterator | hurhurhur |
15:01.44 | Technobliterator | fixed |
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15:06.09 | AdmiralPanda | Well I'm off- I need some sleep so I can make the big release today |
15:06.53 | AdmiralPanda | 40K 6th edition is probably going to be released in about 8 hours |
15:07.35 | Imperios | WAIT WAIT WAIT |
15:07.35 | Imperios | WHAAAT |
15:07.41 | Imperios | dAMMIT |
15:07.44 | Technobliterator | wha...? |
15:08.39 | Imperios | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Velotorian.png |
15:08.45 | Imperios | I have just realised |
15:08.54 | Imperios | It looks like a baby Basileus |
15:09.02 | Imperios | Or any other Capricornian |
15:09.12 | Imperios | Technobliterator: 6th edition in about 8 hours |
15:09.17 | Imperios | That's why I am excited |
15:09.48 | Technobliterator | okaii |
15:11.49 | Rubickskaad | New Tyranids codex? :# |
15:11.51 | Rubickskaad | :3* |
15:13.12 | Technobliterator | 6th |
15:13.15 | Technobliterator | dii |
15:13.16 | Technobliterator | d |
15:13.27 | Technobliterator | edition of the rules |
15:13.43 | Technobliterator | i fucking hate laptops man!! |
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15:16.29 | geomax | hi |
15:19.34 | Reebutt17 | gtg sleep guys bye |
15:19.57 | Technobliterator | so bored... |
15:20.02 | Technobliterator | gimme something to do |
15:22.01 | FalcoPunch | Get SWTOR |
15:22.32 | Technobliterator | i'm at school |
15:22.34 | Technobliterator | and i have no cash:L |
15:22.47 | FalcoPunch | you're at school? |
15:23.38 | FalcoPunch | At the end of June? |
15:23.41 | Technobliterator | yeah |
15:23.44 | Technobliterator | in homework club |
15:23.50 | Technobliterator | but i have no homework so yeah |
15:24.02 | FalcoPunch | oh |
15:24.05 | FalcoPunch | so... |
15:24.10 | FalcoPunch | Make a portrait of me |
15:24.17 | FalcoPunch | on Paint |
15:24.22 | Technobliterator | no paint |
15:24.42 | FalcoPunch | um |
15:24.45 | FalcoPunch | then |
15:25.05 | FalcoPunch | Write a poem about my awesomeness |
15:25.37 | Technobliterator | okaii |
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15:26.50 | Technobliterator | "The awesomeness is the Falco Punch//that he asks someone to write about him, beg much?//He claims to be an awesome user//But really he's little more than a loser" |
15:26.51 | Technobliterator | there.:') |
15:27.22 | FalcoPunch | claps. |
15:27.30 | FalcoPunch | wow you did that really fast |
15:27.37 | Imperios | FalcoPunch: I am getting SWTOR soon, in a few days |
15:27.43 | Technobliterator | dont |
15:27.46 | Technobliterator | its going F2P |
15:27.48 | Technobliterator | hur |
15:27.54 | FalcoPunch | I thought you already had it Impy |
15:27.57 | Imperios | Actually, Jo, you misinterpret it |
15:28.01 | Imperios | I only have a trial |
15:28.03 | Technobliterator | wow i did it fast? i made it up on the spot |
15:28.12 | Technobliterator | i misinterpret what |
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15:28.40 | Imperios | They said they are "aiming" for F2P |
15:28.49 | Imperios | No exact dates are given so I guess it won't happen soon |
15:28.53 | Technobliterator | it will |
15:29.15 | FalcoPunch | But if it's not going to happen soon, what's the point of waiting? |
15:30.41 | Jepardi | What you talking about? |
15:30.51 | FalcoPunch | SWTOR going free to play |
15:31.04 | FalcoPunch | SWTOR: Star Wars:The Old Republic |
15:31.13 | Jepardi | Oo_oO |
15:31.39 | Imperios | Jo: I am going to ask on forums |
15:33.02 | Jepardi | If it does become F2P I'm going to get it. |
15:33.26 | FalcoPunch | It'll still cost money to buy the game, you know |
15:33.46 | Jepardi | Otherwise, meh. |
15:34.12 | Jepardi | Then not. |
15:34.17 | Technobliterator | it depends how soon you mean |
15:34.25 | Technobliterator | soon as in, probabl the end of this year |
15:35.27 | Imperios | Nah |
15:35.36 | Jepardi | Anyone of you plays Day Z? |
15:35.37 | Imperios | Actually |
15:35.44 | Imperios | if it is the end of this year |
15:35.50 | Imperios | I will buy it |
15:36.01 | Imperios | By "soon" I meant "in a month or two" |
15:36.02 | FalcoPunch | Jepardi: I was thinking of starting to play it |
15:36.17 | FalcoPunch | but I don't want to have to get Arma2 and the necessary expansion |
15:36.51 | Jepardi | I'm going to get it as soon as I get back home. |
15:37.13 | FalcoPunch | it looks like a lot of fun |
15:37.22 | Jepardi | Arma 2 is free |
15:38.11 | Technobliterator | what is day z? |
15:38.23 | Imperios | http://torlol.ru/uploads/5273953c5e5baeb0a934a58151421920.jpg |
15:38.24 | Imperios | OSHI |
15:38.29 | Technobliterator | sounds like jay-z made a game |
15:38.42 | FalcoPunch | Jepardi: It is?> |
15:39.04 | FalcoPunch | but the expansion you have to get for it costs money, doesn't it? |
15:39.05 | Jepardi | Falco: yes |
15:39.17 | Jepardi | Yes |
15:39.31 | FalcoPunch | Tech: Day-Z is a mod for a game called Arma2 |
15:39.38 | FalcoPunch | you have to survive in a zombie apocalypse |
15:39.50 | FalcoPunch | but that's oretty much the only objective- survive |
15:39.53 | FalcoPunch | 8PRETTY |
15:39.55 | FalcoPunch | *pretty |
15:40.08 | Jepardi | Based on survival and zombie killing |
15:40.22 | FalcoPunch | And survivng other players |
15:40.33 | FalcoPunch | who might kill you like the zombies |
15:40.38 | FalcoPunch | or you can team up with them |
15:41.07 | Jepardi | And they might betray you |
15:41.07 | Technobliterator | oh okaii |
15:41.14 | Technobliterator | the name is obviously a beg off Jay-Z |
15:41.31 | Technobliterator | who i went to see it a concert cos i'm awesome |
15:41.34 | FalcoPunch | sure |
15:41.37 | Jepardi | Day Zombie |
15:44.10 | Jepardi | ~burn everyone |
15:44.11 | infobot | ACTION pours gasoline all over everyone, ignites the fire, and then enjoys some toasty marshmallows with the glorious blaze |
15:49.16 | Imperios | http://torlol.ru/uploads/a183429df7da7da049cb8d7e63921000.jpg |
15:49.17 | Imperios | dUR |
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16:01.15 | The_Randomness | Hello everyone |
16:01.55 | FalcoShower | Hello |
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16:02.48 | The_Randomness | Hey dino |
16:02.51 | Imperios | Hi dino |
16:03.24 | FalcoShower | Hey Dino |
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16:05.05 | LotG | Hey again. |
16:05.07 | FalcoPunch | Hey Tech |
16:05.09 | FalcoPunch | Hey Luc |
16:05.14 | LotG | I'm Luc |
16:05.25 | FalcoPunch | Tech joined a split second before you |
16:05.30 | Technobliterator | hey guys |
16:05.31 | LotG | Oh lol |
16:05.37 | LotG | Hai Jo! |
16:05.41 | The_Randomness | Hey Techno and LotG |
16:05.48 | FalcoPunch | How was yo movie, Luc? |
16:05.54 | LotG | Well, The Thing was a good movie |
16:06.00 | LotG | The old one, that is |
16:06.09 | LotG | The new one is just so fucking bullshit stupid |
16:06.17 | Imperios | Hi |
16:06.17 | Imperios | http://torlol.ru/uploads/b64e474f4571346328da93c2ba3b55c9.jpg |
16:06.20 | Imperios | <PROTECTED> |
16:06.38 | FalcoPunch | WTF |
16:06.46 | FalcoPunch | That would be awesome |
16:07.05 | LotG | Honestly, that movie was just bullshit all throughout |
16:07.19 | LotG | No suspense, cheap jump scares, and no continuity |
16:07.52 | Imperios | http://torlol.ru/uploads/96c981a1ef1af5aa8fe2943b91288a30.jpg I want that lightsaber |
16:08.04 | LotG | And the fact it was set before the events of the first film made it even more bullshit stupod |
16:08.07 | LotG | stupid* |
16:08.28 | FalcoPunch | sounds like you have a real grudge against the new Thing |
16:08.41 | LotG | Thats the thing with new movies nowadays |
16:08.44 | LotG | Fucking stupid |
16:08.58 | LotG | All CGI and no actual freaking effort |
16:09.24 | Imperios | BTW dino__ |
16:09.29 | Imperios | * dino___ |
16:10.02 | Imperios | http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/a/ac/The_Herald.png |
16:10.08 | Imperios | Honestly I do not know what to do with these |
16:10.19 | Imperios | But perhaps we could think about making something with them |
16:10.20 | dino___ | hello |
16:10.25 | LotG | Luckily, I got Fight Club as well to compensate for an overly stupid cheap horror prequel movie |
16:10.54 | dino___ | Oh the Herald, they resemble something familair |
16:11.06 | LotG | Just...ugh |
16:11.20 | Imperios | Yep |
16:13.45 | Imperios | http://torlol.ru/uploads/e584a0fc517500fdf9e1d4b225a6d468.jpg |
16:14.24 | LotG | Indeed, prequel movies are shite |
16:15.06 | dino___ | hmm, do not know what you wanna do with them Imperios? |
16:15.11 | dino___ | Though they were extinct? |
16:17.34 | Imperios | They were retcon'd away from existence |
16:17.40 | Imperios | Thing is, I could remake them as a new empire |
16:17.54 | Imperios | One of the ideas is the servants of Quadrantia Grox. |
16:17.59 | Imperios | *them being |
16:20.51 | Imperios | Well, Neraida. |
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16:23.00 | sauce_ | POMF |
16:23.15 | sauce_ | ... |
16:23.27 | sauce_ | meh dead |
16:23.59 | FalcoPunch | ~anime |
16:24.00 | infobot | hmm... anime is like freaky japanese cartoon stuff, or http://i26.tinypic.com/rvay6v.gif |
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16:25.11 | Cyrannian | Blarg! |
16:25.13 | sauce_anime | oh some actual people are on now |
16:25.15 | Technobliterator | hii |
16:25.17 | Imperios | Waptah |
16:25.18 | sauce_anime | hello |
16:25.42 | sauce_anime | deus ex human revolution is on sale, should I get it |
16:27.10 | FalcoPunch | Hello Cy and Tech |
16:30.11 | Cyrannian | ~throw OluapWorker |
16:30.11 | infobot | ACTION winds up and throws OluapWorker over the moon. |
16:30.39 | dino___ | @Immperios: Oh ofcourse they were the Tertiamian in the past |
16:30.44 | Wormy | <PROTECTED> |
16:30.44 | The_Randomness | I think I might be getting somewhat good with the creature editor. http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=sast-500853169938 |
16:30.45 | The_Randomness | Nice throw, infobot |
16:30.49 | OluapWorker | ~devour Cyrannian |
16:30.56 | OluapWorker | dum |
16:30.56 | dino___ | As for servents of the Q-Grox, not really they show all as imperfect, especialley the use of minions is below their standards |
16:31.57 | Rubickskaad | sauce_anime: |
16:32.07 | Rubickskaad | http://i.imgur.com/NP31H.jpg?1 You're so lucky (Found it on reddit) |
16:32.17 | Rubickskaad | (Pressed enter too soon btw) |
16:32.43 | Imperios | http://torlol.ru/uploads/690dce747911f43a7ac9ced824cf94e6.jpg |
16:32.45 | Imperios | Hdur |
16:32.52 | OluapWorker | The_Randomness: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/ARG |
16:32.58 | Imperios | dino__: Okay, WHAT if |
16:33.02 | sauce_anime | What is that |
16:33.07 | sauce_anime | dota2, lol, hon? |
16:33.13 | Rubickskaad | Dota 2 |
16:33.35 | Rubickskaad | You have Dota 2. On swedish. Television. You are so lucky. |
16:33.39 | Imperios | What if they are, like, sworn enemies of Neraida instead? |
16:33.54 | OluapWorker | Bisistar |
16:33.55 | Imperios | Like, they encountered them but somehow resisted assimilation |
16:34.03 | OluapWorker | Still Bisistar |
16:34.04 | Imperios | These are Cyrannian bisistar |
16:34.09 | sauce_anime | Uh, it was probably some documentary, channel 2 and 1 are only boring stuff |
16:34.10 | Imperios | *Neraida |
16:34.14 | Imperios | We are talking about Quadrantia |
16:34.19 | Imperios | Quadrantia Bisistar yep |
16:34.21 | OluapWorker | All Neraida are enemies of the Bisistar |
16:34.43 | Rubickskaad | http://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/v8rel/dota2_being_sent_on_swedish_television/ Sauce, I found it here |
16:35.03 | Rubickskaad | PS: Our 4 main channels have even more boring stuff |
16:35.09 | Imperios | I know |
16:35.41 | Imperios | But my point still stands; basically they resist assimilation and are enemies of the Quadrantia Grox; but they are still different from Bisistar |
16:37.43 | Wormy | Two dold drunken Yorkshire men arguing about a vacuum cleaner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz9g95RwkLM&list=UUGCt0cnWHMFf_tr2EMQ8k3g&index=76&feature=plpp_video |
16:38.12 | The_Randomness | That argument sucked |
16:38.12 | The_Randomness | [/badpun] |
16:38.34 | FalcoPunch | ba dum tss |
16:38.37 | OluapWorker | dum |
16:38.38 | dino___ | hmm, that is possible Imperis, perhaps they can inhabit the Space in between? A mysterious region of space betweeen the quadrants where also the Khar'Zhal and the Bluedions live? |
16:39.24 | Technobliterator | dum worka |
16:40.54 | The_Randomness | OluapWorker: So, with Portal 2 it was potatoes, and for TF2 it's bananas. What will they use for the next ARG? Vegetables? |
16:41.13 | OluapWorker | The_Randomness: Only the Pyro knows |
16:41.24 | The_Randomness | Yes |
16:41.30 | OluapWorker | Chances are that this ARG may extend to all mysterious items |
16:41.35 | OluapWorker | I hope I'm wrong |
16:41.42 | OluapWorker | I don't want to wait that much |
16:41.43 | The_Randomness | I think the Pyro is a jukebox. |
16:41.58 | OluapWorker | No, the Pyro is a sentient alien bacteria colony |
16:44.06 | The_Randomness | How can a bacteria colony make such noises and maintain a normal body structure? It's obvious only a jukebox can do such things. |
16:44.41 | Rubickskaad | ARG? |
16:44.45 | OluapWorker | I like my theory better |
16:48.28 | LotG | Hey guess what |
16:48.31 | LotG | Its Friday? |
16:48.36 | LotG | Friday!* |
16:49.00 | Rubickskaad | There's only two fridays I'm waiting for, July 13 and December 21 |
16:49.03 | Cyrannian | Everybody is looking to the weekend. Weekend. |
16:49.53 | OluapWorker | dum |
16:50.05 | Imperios | dino__: Yeah, good idea |
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16:56.38 | dino___ | @Imperios: cool! |
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17:03.34 | sauce_ | I just rememberd its midsummer |
17:04.19 | sauce_ | anyone on? |
17:04.57 | Cyrannian | Hello |
17:05.05 | Rubickskaad | Summer just started |
17:05.17 | Rubickskaad | Midsummer would be something like July or Auguse |
17:05.24 | Rubickskaad | August* |
17:06.11 | dino___ | hello |
17:06.12 | dino___ | sauce |
17:06.21 | Cyrannian | The Summer months are generally considered May, June and July. At least where I live. |
17:06.29 | Wormy | I think Sauce means the soltice or something. Now the days will be getting darker earlier |
17:06.45 | Wormy | Since that was a couple of days ago |
17:07.04 | Rubickskaad | I thought Summer was the same everywhere - Here it starts on June 21 and ends Sep 21 |
17:07.08 | Wormy | To me, the Summer is from Late May to early September |
17:07.26 | LotG | For me, Summer is only once a year |
17:08.05 | OluapWorker | incredibly dum Irsk |
17:08.07 | Cyrannian | Actually, to be more precise. Summer in Ireland is that weekend in May where it doesn't actually rain. |
17:08.18 | OluapWorker | Seasons are different in the south hemisphere |
17:08.25 | Rubickskaad | dum i forget |
17:08.31 | Rubickskaad | y u forget oluap |
17:08.35 | Rubickskaad | oluap ur fwiend |
17:08.41 | OluapWorker | shup go make tzhwar |
17:08.44 | Rubickskaad | hammers his head |
17:10.40 | Cyrannian | tears off Rubickskaad's head and parades around |
17:11.12 | Rubickskaad | *Cyrannian pwned Irskaad's (Rubick) head for 250 gold! |
17:11.45 | Cyrannian | Stop saying that when I tear off your head, or I'll tear off your arm |
17:12.50 | Cyrannian | I had a dream with you in it, by the way. |
17:12.52 | Wormy | Woohoo, I just remembered Le Tour de France is starting soon |
17:13.13 | dino___ | Yeah the Tour! |
17:13.15 | Wormy | I would much like to participate in it |
17:13.25 | Wormy | I like cycling up mountains |
17:14.51 | Wormy | This guy is superhuman http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Cavendish |
17:15.05 | Imperios | Hi sauce_ |
17:15.36 | Rubickskaad | Cyrannian: What was it about? ^^ |
17:16.41 | Cyrannian | I'm pretty sure it was a convention of some sort and you welcomed people at the door. |
17:16.53 | Rubickskaad | hur |
17:17.29 | Wormy | I've dreamed of Catface and Monet lately, and they have dreamed of me and the other too. Weird. They are somewhat accurate. |
17:18.01 | sauce_ | wat |
17:18.26 | OluapWorker | I don't dream |
17:18.32 | OluapWorker | If I do, I don't remember |
17:18.36 | Wormy | How sad |
17:18.46 | Rubickskaad | I barely renember my dreams |
17:18.47 | Wormy | My dreams are very surreal |
17:18.59 | Wormy | Occasionally lucid |
17:19.01 | OluapWorker | Shu's feeding off my dreams probably |
17:19.15 | Rubickskaad | Yay baneblade *Hugs Shu* |
17:19.35 | Cyrannian | And then he dies. |
17:19.40 | OluapWorker | throws Rubickskaad into a volcano |
17:19.56 | Rubickskaad | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *dies in the lava* |
17:20.01 | OluapWorker | ded |
17:20.20 | Cyrannian | http://images.wikia.com/spore/images/4/48/AdlapuspinoSailor.png - sheet |
17:20.24 | Cyrannian | *sheep |
17:20.25 | Wormy | <PROTECTED> |
17:21.04 | OluapWorker | For a moment I though that would be an Adlapuspino dressed as a sailor |
17:21.10 | OluapWorker | I was like "wat" |
17:21.48 | Cyrannian | lol |
17:23.59 | Wormy_homework | This is my LAST assignment |
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17:24.14 | Zillafire101 | hello guys |
17:24.18 | Wormy_homework | hi |
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17:27.13 | Zillafire101 | Hey lakaz |
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17:29.48 | Lakaz_ | Hi all |
17:30.17 | Lakaz_ | ...Erm, i just got the message i quit right as i log on. What/ |
17:30.28 | Cyrannian | A user just commented on my Imperial Walker, ''That's what you call amazing. Cyrannus is doomed.'' |
17:30.48 | Cyrannian | Pretty sure it's meant to defend Cyrannus, but okay. |
17:31.28 | dino___ | lol |
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17:35.30 | Xho | Shit so many people |
17:35.38 | LotG | Must've hurt |
17:36.53 | dino___ | XHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
17:36.58 | dino___ | What an awesoem new creature you have |
17:37.02 | dino___ | made |
17:37.39 | Xho | Erm |
17:37.44 | Xho | Which one |
17:38.25 | Xho | http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120621175908/spore/images/0/02/Caligaduro21062012.png If you mean Caligaduro then yeah |
17:41.57 | Xho | So many users |
17:42.00 | Xho | But so quiet |
17:42.04 | Xho | Wake the fuck up |
17:42.17 | Zillafire101 | i'm watching Deadpool stoff |
17:42.29 | dino___ | hahah |
17:42.31 | Cyrannian | ~throw Xho |
17:42.31 | infobot | ACTION winds up and throws Xho over the moon. |
17:42.32 | dino___ | <PROTECTED> |
17:42.37 | dino___ | that one is coolio |
17:42.41 | dino___ | and looks dangeorus as well |
17:42.49 | Xho | lands back in Brazil |
17:42.51 | Xho | dum aim |
17:42.54 | Xho | u haz dum aim |
17:43.04 | Cyrannian | gasp |
17:43.08 | Cyrannian | go dai |
17:45.08 | Cyrannian | Yeah, seriously. Why is there so many people here? |
17:46.25 | Zillafire101 | I have nothing better to do D= |
17:53.11 | Xho | “Our experiments were heartwarming. Of course, you don't know I used you, and even if you did, you are too animalesque to remember...” - Kolossus to Hez |
17:53.19 | Xho | Hez - u sed wat nao |
17:58.09 | Cyrannian | ~poke OluapWorker |
17:58.09 | infobot | ACTION cuts down a small tree, sneaks up behind OluapWorker, pokes OluapWorker repeatedly, hilarity ensues. |
17:58.42 | Wormy_homework | Erm, who is this Elassint? |
17:58.52 | Wormy_homework | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RecentChanges |
17:59.59 | Xho | some dum |
18:00.04 | Cyrannian | http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Elassint - Let's troll other sites looking for information. |
18:02.45 | Technobliterator | speaking of whcih xho can hez'kalka fight mac in the borealis war |
18:02.46 | Technobliterator | ? |
18:03.05 | Xho | You know Hez is a god now right? |
18:03.26 | Technobliterator | yeahh |
18:03.32 | Technobliterator | so is zargoth |
18:04.26 | Xho | What's Zargoth got to do with it? |
18:04.48 | Xho | Is he in the plot? |
18:06.40 | Cyrannian | I'm going to go stalk Xho. |
18:06.52 | Xho | Bollocks |
18:07.51 | Xho | Technobliterator |
18:07.53 | Xho | dammit talk |
18:08.16 | Technobliterator | wat |
18:08.26 | Technobliterator | Zargoth is in the plot, yeah |
18:08.42 | Technobliterator | He's one of the main guys actually |
18:08.45 | Xho | Doing what exactly? Going against Hez? |
18:08.50 | Technobliterator | nope |
18:09.02 | Technobliterator | I was thinking he might ask for Hez' support to get rid of mac |
18:09.26 | Xho | Alright, does that mean I have to rp cause if it does then...well I can't do shit really |
18:09.52 | Technobliterator | no noo |
18:10.01 | Technobliterator | this won't be right now if it happens it'll be like in ages |
18:10.09 | Xho | Hm |
18:10.10 | Technobliterator | and when it does happen i don't think we'll need you |
18:10.15 | Xho | ? |
18:10.23 | Xho | You don't need me and you're using my character? |
18:10.33 | Xho | If that makes sense then I don't know what doesn't |
18:10.36 | Technobliterator | not to rp it |
18:10.41 | Technobliterator | just to check it and shit |
18:10.50 | Xho | Hm |
18:10.54 | Technobliterator | and besides we've got statistics, we can probably find out how strong he is |
18:11.04 | Technobliterator | by that time anyway |
18:11.22 | Xho | Hm |
18:11.22 | Xho | Ok |
18:12.23 | Xho | I'm surprised the Apocalypta aren't suspicious of Anzilanarus in their business |
18:20.17 | FalcoSWTOR | I've progressed to Dromund Kaas on SWTOR |
18:20.28 | FalcoSWTOR | on my new guy |
18:20.50 | FalcoSWTOR | okay bye again |
18:24.05 | Xho | FalcoSWTOR: GET BACK ON THE WIKI *me gets rusty hooks and chains and forcefully drags Falco back* |
18:24.25 | FalcoSWTOR | what? |
18:24.29 | FalcoSWTOR | I am on de wiki |
18:24.48 | Xho | Edit on the wiki *me starts playing puppets with Falco* |
18:24.54 | OluapWorker | Anteddy is a godwaptor and could nom Anzilanarus if he did bad stoof |
18:24.59 | OluapWorker | Also i'm back you better run |
18:25.12 | Xho | slaps Oluap round the face and laughs mockingly |
18:25.48 | OluapWorker | breaks Xho's arms and legs and laughs maniacly |
18:26.04 | Xho | headbutts OluapWorker in the face repeatedly |
18:26.28 | OluapWorker | eats Xho |
18:26.35 | Xho | is OluapWorker |
18:26.55 | OluapWorker | ate himself |
18:27.02 | Xho | dohohoho |
18:27.10 | OluapWorker | u dum kid |
18:27.23 | Xho | Says the guy who just ate himself |
18:27.36 | OluapWorker | dusnt make u any less dum |
18:27.38 | OluapWorker | u dum |
18:27.45 | Xho | No but it makes u more dum |
18:27.50 | Xho | u more dum |
18:27.53 | OluapWorker | nngh |
18:28.02 | OluapWorker | spits Xho and throws him about |
18:29.35 | dino___ | bye have to leave |
18:29.36 | dino___ | see ya |
18:29.42 | OluapWorker | I was gonna ask something but I forgot what it was |
18:30.25 | OluapWorker | Xho: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/68/Saxton_Hale_Hearing_Transcript.jpg |
18:30.27 | Xho | Thing is though Antediluvian is smart enough not to nom Anzilanarus |
18:30.42 | Xho | If he did the Xhodocto would be all apocalypse on their asses |
18:30.44 | OluapWorker | ARG people found that in the banana errors |
18:32.15 | Monet | Hello. |
18:32.52 | Xho | SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
18:32.59 | OluapWorker | shup |
18:33.06 | Rubickskaad | Yay Xho |
18:33.08 | OluapWorker | You know who Poopy Joe is right? |
18:33.18 | Xho | continues with his Saxton Hale with a megaphone in Oluap's ear |
18:33.34 | OluapWorker | is megaphone proof |
18:33.36 | Rubickskaad | spellsteals Xho then becomes more awesome |
18:33.44 | OluapWorker | kills Rubickskaad |
18:33.45 | Xho | kills Rubickskaad |
18:33.45 | OluapWorker | shup |
18:33.50 | OluapWorker | Hivemind kill |
18:33.51 | Rubickskaad | HIVEMIND!!! |
18:34.07 | OluapWorker | http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Non-player_characters#Poopy_Joe |
18:34.14 | Rubickskaad | Shadow Fiend and Doom Bringer pwned the Shadow Demon! |
18:34.33 | Xho | Poopy Joe |
18:34.38 | Xho | chuckles immaturely |
18:34.55 | OluapWorker | There was also a russian monkey called Vladmir Bananas |
18:35.11 | OluapWorker | Poopy Joe would use the Eyelander to fight him |
18:36.05 | OluapWorker | http://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/poopyjoe.htm |
18:36.13 | OluapWorker | Xho's not man enough to own Florida |
18:36.15 | Monet | What have I missed? |
18:37.17 | OluapWorker | Irsk dying twice at the same time |
18:37.19 | OluapWorker | aka the usual |
18:37.28 | Xho | pays $550,000 to PO Box 857, Saratoga NJ |
18:37.32 | Xho | Says you |
18:37.42 | OluapWorker | fuk |
18:38.13 | OluapWorker | http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4562582_460s.jpg Aye |
18:39.00 | sauce_ | handegg |
18:39.18 | Xho | Genius |
18:41.17 | Monet | I looked back, that "pwning for gold" joke is getting old. |
18:41.39 | Xho | Never knew there was a joke about it |
18:42.01 | OluapWorker | That message appears everytime someone kills someone in Dota 2 |
18:42.22 | Monet | Irskaad uses it everytime someone kills him. |
18:42.31 | OluapWorker | Irskaad is a Dota 2 fangirl |
18:42.35 | OluapWorker | You can connect the dots |
18:43.09 | Monet | I'm not used to geting a static sum of money when I loot something. |
18:43.27 | Monet | If I know what I am getting it's kinda boring. |
18:43.53 | OluapWorker | It's not static in Dota 2 |
18:44.04 | OluapWorker | It depends of how much gold you have |
18:44.16 | Xho | I miss the Minecraft server |
18:44.19 | Xho | Someone make a new one |
18:44.27 | Xho | And let me take over it because I am a dick like that |
18:44.45 | *** join/#sporewiki Tybusen (44e45820@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.228.88.32) |
18:44.50 | Monet | I tried but my router doesn't like me making minecraft servers for people to use. |
18:44.55 | Monet | Hi. |
18:44.57 | Tybusen | Hai |
18:45.07 | Monet | I can create them, but no-one can conenct without Hamachi. |
18:46.41 | OluapWorker | ~smack Xho |
18:46.41 | infobot | ACTION smacks Xho upside the head. |
18:46.50 | OluapWorker | quit ur megalomaniac stoof |
18:47.36 | *** join/#sporewiki Xho_ (5ac81186@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.200.17.134) |
18:47.59 | OluapWorker | quit ur megalomaniac stoof |
18:48.06 | Xho_ | But |
18:48.09 | Xho_ | Fuck fine |
18:48.17 | OluapWorker | flails his arms at Xho_ |
18:48.51 | OluapWorker | u ded |
18:51.13 | *** join/#sporewiki Jepardi (d4e243f4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.226.67.244) |
18:51.42 | OluapWorker | http://www.adultswim.com/promos/valve/index.html dafuq |
18:54.36 | *** join/#sporewiki Lakaz (4f4640ed@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.79.70.64.237) |
18:55.10 | Lakaz | Hey all |
18:55.24 | Jepardi | Hi |
19:01.00 | sauce_ | wtf oluap |
19:01.06 | sauce_ | where did you find that |
19:02.20 | OluapWorker | Internets |
19:05.46 | OluapWorker | Rubick_away: Was that you editing the Lezia page |
19:05.47 | OluapWorker | ? |
19:07.04 | Rubick_away | No |
19:07.19 | OluapWorker | spai around here |
19:07.30 | Zilla_Spore | gotta go guys cya |
19:07.35 | OluapWorker | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Diplomat_Lezia?curid=82464&diff=483081&oldid=469536#Friends_and_Enemies |
19:07.42 | Rubick_away | Someone revert that frakking edit |
19:08.13 | Rubick_away | Lezia doesn't call anything mean |
19:08.34 | OluapWorker | Shame, I like that layout better |
19:08.40 | OluapWorker | But men, reverted |
19:08.44 | OluapWorker | meh* |
19:09.32 | Rubick_away | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/24.41.71.69 |
19:09.44 | Xho_ | If I had enough time i'd sculpt an entire Minecraft world for a server but considering I don't screw it |
19:10.02 | OluapWorker | PLANIT NOO GOOSEIDAM |
19:10.13 | OluapWorker | u borin |
19:16.32 | Catface | Wisdom teeth are asshats. |
19:18.29 | Xho_ | hur mine never impacted lol |
19:22.21 | Xho_ | I'm gonna see if I can make a Colosseum in Minecraft |
19:22.34 | Xho_ | Right now it's 80 blocks in diameter and 30 blocks tall |
19:22.47 | Xho_ | My bad 160 |
19:23.01 | Monet | Imperios, LotG: is it possible we could do part 4 later tonight? |
19:23.02 | Xho_ | It is colossal |
19:23.37 | Xho_ | Right now there are three levels - |
19:23.56 | LotG | Yeah later tonight is good |
19:23.57 | Xho_ | First ring is the 160 - 30 |
19:24.03 | Xho_ | Second is 80 - 15 |
19:24.06 | Xho_ | Third is 40 - 8 |
19:24.30 | Xho_ | Between the second and the third ring will be the arena part |
19:25.39 | Monet | Is 21:30 or 22:00 okay? |
19:27.08 | Xho_ | So much so the arena is 78 blocks in diameter |
19:29.00 | Xho_ | Ah I keep fucking it up |
19:29.04 | Monet | The first ring is the underlevel right? |
19:29.09 | Xho_ | Yeah |
19:29.27 | Xho_ | But i'm going to have to make sure where that is because that'll be buried under sandstone |
19:31.05 | LotG | Monet: Yeah thats good |
19:33.33 | sauce_ | I havent played minecraft in some time, does Irsk still have is little server |
19:33.39 | sauce_ | xho_ |
19:33.48 | Monet | No, Needles has it and killed it. |
19:33.57 | sauce_ | Oh well |
19:34.08 | Catface | Since when did you get here, sauce? |
19:34.41 | sauce_ | Lets see |
19:35.00 | sauce_ | three hours ago |
19:36.27 | Catface | Oh. |
19:36.35 | Catface | Well late hello |
19:37.45 | sauce_ | Im gonna eat some chips and watch cowboy bebop |
19:37.53 | sauce_ | and hope for a tf2 update |
19:38.03 | sauce_ | what about you |
19:38.15 | Catface | I'm going to listen to some Accept. |
19:39.20 | Wormy_homework | . |
19:39.41 | Wormy_homework | 3 |
19:39.48 | sauce_ | homework? |
19:40.01 | sauce_ | so no vacation for you, even in june? |
19:40.02 | Catface | Its a code. |
19:40.07 | Catface | 4 |
19:40.18 | Wormy_homework | I'm seriously considering to log on twice, so I can talk in message and talk here |
19:40.52 | Wormy_homework | sauce_ Its my last assignment and next week will be my last week at college ever |
19:41.27 | Wormy_homework | I only get 3 days a week anyway |
19:41.32 | sauce_ | My school ended 13/6 |
19:41.37 | sauce_ | thats like a week ago |
19:41.42 | sauce_ | I think |
19:42.00 | Wormy_homework | And a bug means that when I transfer chats I get stuck at the top of the page |
19:42.07 | sauce_ | I always loose track of the date when it's summer |
19:42.14 | Wormy_homework | lol |
19:42.47 | Wormy_homework | I'm not really bothered about holidays anyway, since I only get 3 days at College I have it easy |
19:43.14 | Wormy_homework | .me |
19:44.11 | Catface | http://i.imgur.com/m63B4.png |
19:44.30 | sauce_ | ^crazy |
19:53.34 | Monet | Great, Imperios is gone. |
19:58.35 | *** join/#sporewiki Catface (4b2aee4c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.75.42.238.76) |
19:58.57 | Catface | Wow |
19:59.22 | sauce_ | wut |
19:59.23 | Catface | My captcha thing what "ghe houseboys' |
19:59.29 | Catface | *was |
19:59.47 | Wormy_homework | My captcha today spelled out one of my surnames. |
20:08.09 | *** join/#sporewiki LotG_ (519d53df@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.157.83.223) |
20:08.10 | LotG_ | Disconned |
20:10.16 | OluapWorker | dum buni |
20:10.29 | LotG_ | no u |
20:13.23 | Catface | http://i.imgur.com/i6Z0Q.png |
20:15.24 | OluapWorker | http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhb7so4A2P1qfj9qho1_400.jpg |
20:17.25 | Wormy_homework | No matter what I eat today I feel hungry |
20:22.00 | Xho_ | Agh bloody hell this is taking ages |
20:22.13 | Xho_ | I filled out all the rings but now there are patterned holes all over the building |
20:22.18 | Monet | http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/8/8c/Graiz_ImpAdmiralsV1.png GD12 asked me to make this. |
20:22.22 | Xho_ | I have to fill them in and there's hundreds of them |
20:24.57 | Monet | GD12 made the Drakodominatus models btw. |
20:25.47 | Rubickskaad | What's those beings? |
20:25.54 | Xho_ | derp |
20:26.52 | Rubickskaad | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:MonetGraizWehrz1.png Yeah wat dat |
20:27.16 | Monet | One of theri generals. |
20:27.28 | *** join/#sporewiki Imperios (b2423856@gateway/web/freenode/ip.178.66.56.86) |
20:27.33 | Imperios | Hello |
20:27.43 | Rubickskaad | Impyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
20:28.09 | Imperios | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Petersburg_Midnight.jpg Just made a picture of my city |
20:28.29 | OluapWorker | ...it's a city, yes |
20:28.39 | Monet | Did you use a phone? |
20:29.00 | Imperios | Yes |
20:29.00 | Rubickskaad | That's at St Petersburg MIDNIGHT. |
20:29.39 | Monet | I think it is roughly the same latitude as Norway "the land of the midnight sun". |
20:29.49 | Imperios | Exactly |
20:30.01 | Imperios | That's why I took a photo |
20:30.53 | Imperios | I like the Petersburg midnight sky |
20:31.05 | Rubickskaad | I wish I was there |
20:31.24 | Imperios | Yeah, Petersburg is beautiful |
20:31.29 | Rubickskaad | :D |
20:31.42 | Catface | drafts Monet for the war |
20:31.59 | Monet | wait what war.. I'm not even in the same country as you? |
20:32.02 | Rubickskaad | spellsteals catface then plays a guitar really well |
20:32.08 | Monet | What is happening dude! |
20:32.18 | Imperios | Spellsteal? |
20:32.26 | Imperios | U NOT SPELLBREAKER |
20:32.28 | Catface | Alien invasion and zombies. |
20:32.32 | Rubickskaad | Nope. |
20:32.35 | Rubickskaad | I'm Rubick. |
20:32.46 | Imperios | http://classic.battle.net/war3/human/units/spellbreaker.shtml |
20:32.49 | Imperios | Dat |
20:33.04 | OluapWorker | http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5dee6C6BT1r3gb3zo1_250.gif monkeh |
20:35.41 | sauce_ | POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE 2 ARE GOING TO BE RELEASED TOMORROW IN JAPAN OMG HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS |
20:36.17 | OluapWorker | Tomorrow already? |
20:36.30 | OluapWorker | Damn I'm late |
20:37.01 | Catface | big meh |
20:37.03 | Rubickskaad | Not dota 2 news so shup :D |
20:37.33 | OluapWorker | Xho_: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/16/User_EpicEric_Bananas.png |
20:37.48 | Xho_ | I don't get it |
20:37.53 | Rubickskaad | ^ |
20:37.57 | Rubickskaad | Same. |
20:38.00 | Catface | I bet more people care about Pokemon on here than Dota 2. |
20:38.02 | OluapWorker | dum |
20:38.11 | OluapWorker | Meat the pie row |
20:38.12 | Rubickskaad | We can agree with each other for once, Xho! :D |
20:38.23 | OluapWorker | Meet the Pyro |
20:38.27 | Technobliterator | dont beg fam |
20:38.28 | Rubickskaad | olol |
20:38.29 | OluapWorker | u goldfish |
20:38.46 | Technobliterator | not yoo dum worka |
20:38.58 | OluapWorker | im not talkin to yoo shup |
20:39.14 | Rubickskaad | Don't beg farm? Sounds like something told to a guy who farms too close to the tower |
20:39.32 | sauce_ | Oluap have you found any cheese wheels? I only have some pocket lint and a banana |
20:39.39 | OluapWorker | N0o |
20:39.41 | OluapWorker | No |
20:39.46 | OluapWorker | I have no mystery items |
20:39.53 | sauce_ | Also did you know the diaries are the rarest of them |
20:39.56 | sauce_ | only 20 in the world |
20:40.04 | Technobliterator | fam... |
20:40.09 | Technobliterator | i said dont beg fam |
20:40.17 | Rubickskaad | What's that |
20:40.28 | OluapWorker | Yes |
20:40.49 | OluapWorker | http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4564407_460s.jpg Adorable and god-killing |
20:41.06 | LotG_ | olol |
20:42.07 | Technobliterator | xho, lotg, one of yu explain |
20:42.17 | Technobliterator | i'm on final fantasy so i can't explain what dont beg fam means |
20:42.48 | LotG_ | Fam? |
20:42.57 | Rubickskaad | Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite dota... |
20:43.14 | Catface | That site. |
20:43.18 | Technobliterator | yeah |
20:43.28 | Rubickskaad | Famicom? |
20:43.44 | Technobliterator | Rubickskaad: å pushar på å smeker, med motståndet vi leker!! |
20:43.46 | Technobliterator | no... |
20:43.48 | Technobliterator | fam |
20:44.06 | Imperios | Hmmm |
20:44.06 | Rubickskaad | What's fam |
20:44.08 | Imperios | I wonder OluapWorker |
20:44.18 | OluapWorker | You know repeating the word won't make him understand what it is |
20:44.22 | Imperios | What is the most batlike Cyrannus species |
20:44.23 | Rubickskaad | ^ |
20:44.34 | OluapWorker | Batlike? |
20:44.38 | Imperios | Yeah |
20:44.49 | OluapWorker | I don't remember any batlike species in Cyrannus |
20:44.57 | Imperios | Hm |
20:45.31 | *** join/#sporewiki Avetzan (519ef70c@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.81.158.247.12) |
20:45.38 | Avetzan | hello |
20:46.18 | Imperios | Okay |
20:46.19 | Imperios | Then |
20:46.23 | Imperios | ...TIRANOZARK! |
20:46.31 | OluapWorker | Dragon, not bat |
20:46.40 | Imperios | Closest we have to bat though |
20:46.58 | OluapWorker | By that logic, Trucinex are also batlike |
20:47.00 | Catface | Thats batty |
20:47.27 | Imperios | Dunno |
20:47.32 | Imperios | What else is similar to bats |
20:47.49 | Imperios | Okay |
20:47.59 | Imperios | I'll use insane troll logic now and use a Cyrannian Radeon instead |
20:48.26 | Imperios | Why? Because Russian for "bat" literally means "flying mouse" |
20:48.40 | OluapWorker | Why do you need a batlike Cyrannian anyway? |
20:49.27 | Imperios | Random reference to Transformers; One of the characters had four minions: a bird, a humanoid, a tiger, and a bat |
20:49.48 | Imperios | So, a Rambo, an Alavar/Cyradeon/Capricornian, a Souroupa and a dunno |
20:50.08 | OluapWorker | hur |
20:50.33 | Technobliterator | omg man LotG_ or Xho_ explain to irsk what fam is |
20:50.38 | Imperios | http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Ratbat_(G1) |
20:50.40 | Technobliterator | and what the expression don't beg it means |
20:50.48 | Imperios | DAt |
20:50.48 | LotG_ | Dunno lol |
20:50.52 | Technobliterator | ... |
20:50.57 | Technobliterator | please tell me yu know what fam means |
20:51.02 | Imperios | I don't |
20:51.05 | Technobliterator | not you imp |
20:51.07 | Xho_ | Can't explain it properly |
20:51.09 | Technobliterator | you arent british |
20:51.16 | Technobliterator | same xho... |
20:51.17 | Imperios | Yeah |
20:51.22 | Xho_ | Same way i'd use 'bro' |
20:51.30 | Technobliterator | pretty much yeah |
20:51.32 | Technobliterator | fam = family |
20:51.33 | LotG_ | Somebody you trust or close to |
20:51.37 | OluapWorker | Why not use bro then? |
20:51.41 | Technobliterator | but not literally |
20:51.44 | Technobliterator | cuzz we just use fam |
20:51.48 | OluapWorker | dum using words you can't explain |
20:51.48 | Technobliterator | instead of bro |
20:51.57 | Technobliterator | shuddup |
20:52.05 | Technobliterator | and don't beg it is like... |
20:52.10 | Technobliterator | how do i explain that |
20:52.11 | OluapWorker | That's like speaking spanish without knowing how to speak spanish |
20:52.33 | Technobliterator | not really |
20:52.37 | Technobliterator | because you know what it means |
20:52.54 | Technobliterator | you just can't desdcribe it well to a foreigner who doesn't know what it means and hasn't come across the term before |
20:53.14 | OluapWorker | does his Yao Ming face and resumes his internet lurking |
20:53.15 | Rubickskaad | I'll never be british. :P |
20:53.38 | FarseerImperios | Neither will I |
20:53.41 | Technobliterator | obviously |
20:53.48 | LotG_ | Neither will O |
20:53.50 | Technobliterator | well irsk for don't beg it |
20:53.51 | LotG_ | I* |
20:54.07 | Technobliterator | all i'll say is that you beg it off xho and it pisses him off |
20:54.14 | Rubickskaad | LotG you're already british. And :( |
20:54.47 | LotG_ | I'm not British |
20:54.57 | LotG_ | I'm Mexican |
20:55.17 | Technobliterator | lol |
20:55.32 | Technobliterator | anyway irsk i guess a way to describe begging it is like |
20:55.54 | *** join/#sporewiki Tybusen (44e45820@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.228.88.32) |
20:56.16 | Technobliterator | Person:"OMG I'M SO COOL AND I'M PART OF YOUR CREW NOW AND I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND AND SHIT COOL I'LL COPY YOU AND PRETEND I'M ONE OF YOU!" reply: "don't beg it" |
20:56.20 | Technobliterator | hey tybusen!! |
20:56.26 | Rubickskaad | TYBUSEN |
20:56.37 | Tybusen | Hi Jo! |
20:56.42 | Tybusen | RUBICKSKAAD |
20:56.47 | OluapWorker | I refer to that as "buttlicking" |
20:56.57 | Technobliterator | welll we call it begging it |
20:57.09 | LotG_ | I refer to that as lonely |
20:57.09 | OluapWorker | My name is funnier :> |
20:57.10 | Technobliterator | but yeah buttlicking is another describing word for it |
20:57.16 | Technobliterator | lol lotg |
20:57.24 | Rubickskaad | I'm forever alone yes |
20:57.27 | OluapWorker | You are lonely, LotG_ |
20:57.28 | Technobliterator | but it's not necessarily a lonely person who does it |
20:57.42 | Technobliterator | smacks OluapWorker |
20:57.45 | Technobliterator | leave him alone!! |
20:57.53 | OluapWorker | You bet I will |
20:58.11 | FarseerImperios | Back |
20:58.46 | Rubickskaad | If I hug Xho I'll turn into a Japanese sex doll so I better not do it. |
20:59.05 | Technobliterator | i wish i was popular on the intenet like oluap and lotg |
20:59.11 | Technobliterator | you two are so awesome |
20:59.12 | Rubickskaad | Me too |
20:59.15 | FarseerImperios | You sounded like R17 right now |
20:59.15 | OluapWorker | Okay I don't know how to reply to that |
20:59.28 | Technobliterator | why? |
20:59.29 | OluapWorker | I'm not popular on the internet |
20:59.37 | Technobliterator | ahem yes you are... |
20:59.38 | Rubickskaad | Over 1000 subs... |
20:59.47 | OluapWorker | And? |
20:59.51 | Rubickskaad | You're famous |
20:59.54 | Technobliterator | you both have considerable followings |
21:00.03 | Tybusen | Oluap has 1000 subs on YT? |
21:00.06 | Tybusen | *head explodes* |
21:00.07 | Technobliterator | yeahh |
21:00.11 | Technobliterator | he's a gmodder |
21:00.11 | LotG_ | Technobluterator: I'm gonna touch your face cuz I'm thankful |
21:00.15 | OluapWorker | I have almost 10,000 |
21:00.19 | LotG_ | pokes Technobliterator's ear |
21:00.20 | Technobliterator | :> |
21:00.22 | Rubickskaad | Woah |
21:00.24 | OluapWorker | But this is a small number compared to a lot of other people |
21:00.26 | Tybusen | Almost 10,000???! |
21:00.31 | FarseerImperios | Bitch |
21:00.32 | Technobliterator | maybe it is oluap |
21:00.34 | Tybusen | *head explodes numerous times* |
21:00.42 | Technobliterator | but it's better than most people will earn! |
21:00.44 | FarseerImperios | I want to have that amount of subs too |
21:00.50 | Rubickskaad | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Commitment_to_Insanity Mahedore didn't bow. |
21:00.53 | Technobliterator | what i'm tryna say is |
21:00.59 | Technobliterator | i wish i was as commited as you are |
21:01.10 | OluapWorker | wat dat mean |
21:01.20 | Catface | http://i.imgur.com/qcRbQ.jpg |
21:01.21 | Technobliterator | i mean like gmod videos must be so hard to do |
21:01.27 | Technobliterator | yet you put time into it |
21:01.35 | Technobliterator | and deviantart isn't something easy to do |
21:01.57 | FarseerImperios | I wonder what part of my personality defines me in your eyes |
21:02.06 | OluapWorker | Gmod videos aren't hard |
21:02.15 | Technobliterator | yes they are |
21:02.15 | OluapWorker | All you need is spare time and patience |
21:02.15 | FarseerImperios | Personally, for me it is being omni-obsessive |
21:02.23 | OluapWorker | Who's the Gmodder here? |
21:02.26 | Technobliterator | exactly, these two are something that i wish i had |
21:02.27 | OluapWorker | I know what I'm saying |
21:02.34 | Technobliterator | for a gmodder, sure they aren't hard. |
21:02.38 | Rubickskaad | I can't pose to save my life |
21:02.41 | Technobliterator | for a non-gmodder? fucking difficult |
21:02.45 | OluapWorker | They weren't hard on the beginning |
21:02.56 | Technobliterator | were they not? |
21:03.03 | OluapWorker | All you need is time, patience and a good video editor |
21:03.13 | OluapWorker | I don't have time or patience right now |
21:03.14 | Technobliterator | yeah...which i don't have |
21:03.15 | Catface | WMM |
21:03.25 | FarseerImperios | I like Warhammer, Warcraft, furries, Star Wars, Transformers, One Thing That Must Not be Named and such. |
21:03.34 | FarseerImperios | et cetera |
21:03.36 | Technobliterator | cool story bro |
21:03.39 | Technobliterator | :v |
21:03.41 | Technobliterator | jk |
21:03.50 | OluapWorker | dum harsh rude losa |
21:04.04 | FarseerImperios | So I wonder what part of my personality does define me in your eyes |
21:04.15 | Technobliterator | dunno... |
21:04.27 | Catface | I know what must not be named. |
21:04.29 | Technobliterator | it used to be the pervy imp |
21:04.32 | Monet | LotG, Imperios: Is now any better a time? |
21:04.49 | Technobliterator | now i realy don't know |
21:04.52 | OluapWorker | To me you're just a regular person who does regular stuff |
21:05.03 | Technobliterator | there isn't anythng about someone's personality that 'definies' them |
21:05.05 | Rubickskaad | You're my best fwiend Impy :" |
21:05.06 | Technobliterator | yeah like with oluap |
21:05.06 | Rubickskaad | :3 |
21:05.07 | OluapWorker | and occasionally speaks like a caveman |
21:05.10 | FarseerImperios | Now I kinda forced something new upon me, became a brony, joined a few more fandoms |
21:05.16 | Technobliterator | except i always see you as the guy who's good at spore |
21:05.22 | Technobliterator | and has some good fiction writing skills |
21:05.32 | FarseerImperios | Yeah |
21:05.35 | Rubickskaad | Technobliterator - and is irsks best friend |
21:05.53 | Technobliterator | Rubickskaad: thanks for stating the obvious mate. -__- |
21:06.06 | OluapWorker | irsk dum ur not rubick go write tzhwar |
21:06.29 | FarseerImperios | Which is not exactly true: There is also Monet, although our relations are different |
21:06.40 | FarseerImperios | Monet is closest to me fictionwise |
21:06.41 | Technobliterator | it's funny |
21:06.48 | Technobliterator | Irsk - Imp - Monet |
21:06.54 | FarseerImperios | While Irskaad is closest to me in normal stiff |
21:06.55 | Technobliterator | Irsk and Monet are 'opposites' |
21:06.56 | Catface | Nobody likes me its all my fault |
21:06.57 | FarseerImperios | *stuff |
21:06.59 | Catface | nobody likes me. |
21:07.04 | FarseerImperios | I am a mediator |
21:07.09 | Technobliterator | foreveralone.png |
21:07.31 | OluapWorker | I don't like you at all |
21:07.33 | OluapWorker | dum catface |
21:07.39 | OluapWorker | go die in a fire |
21:07.48 | Technobliterator | dum harsh rude losa |
21:07.56 | OluapWorker | yoo too go dai in a fiya |
21:07.57 | FarseerImperios | I mean, we and Irskaad are really close and talk a lot |
21:07.58 | Catface | sets OluapWorker's house on fire and dies |
21:08.03 | Rubickskaad | :3 |
21:08.05 | FarseerImperios | But we almost never do fiction together |
21:08.07 | OluapWorker | Ah crap |
21:08.20 | OluapWorker | saves his computer |
21:08.22 | Rubickskaad | Because I'm too busy watching MLP with you XD |
21:08.27 | OluapWorker | Must save my porn for future generations |
21:08.35 | Technobliterator | LOL |
21:08.46 | Technobliterator | prevents OluapWorker from ever downloading this |
21:08.48 | LotG_ | XDD |
21:08.54 | OluapWorker | cannot be prevented |
21:09.06 | Rubickskaad | Because Shu'ulathoi is above time |
21:09.10 | FarseerImperios | Radeon - *whips OluapWorker* REPENT FOR YOUR SINS |
21:09.20 | OluapWorker | ~eat Radeon |
21:09.20 | infobot | ACTION eats Radeon and falls over dead |
21:09.23 | OluapWorker | shup |
21:09.24 | Catface | shows OluapWorker's mother his stash |
21:09.29 | Technobliterator | yeah yoo can ok |
21:09.31 | OluapWorker | Ah crap |
21:09.35 | OluapWorker | runs off |
21:09.56 | Technobliterator | removes OluapWorker's mother from time |
21:10.00 | FarseerImperios | We should do SOMETHING together, Irskaad |
21:10.04 | FarseerImperios | Fiction-wise |
21:10.13 | OluapWorker | Ahem |
21:10.13 | Rubickskaad | Yeah we should |
21:10.15 | OluapWorker | Tzhwar |
21:10.19 | OluapWorker | right over there |
21:10.19 | Rubickskaad | ^ |
21:10.23 | FarseerImperios | I did two sections |
21:10.30 | OluapWorker | Unfinished story is still unfinished |
21:10.30 | Technobliterator | what about |
21:10.31 | FarseerImperios | Not much |
21:10.37 | Technobliterator | andromeda war-tzhwar crossover? |
21:11.06 | FarseerImperios | Given Andromeda is right next to Kraw, it is not so impossible |
21:11.12 | FarseerImperios | One problem |
21:11.17 | OluapWorker | It already exists |
21:11.22 | OluapWorker | But Imp's too lazy to finish it |
21:11.30 | FarseerImperios | I have to make Irskaad and Monet cooperat |
21:11.36 | FarseerImperios | Hardest thing to do ever |
21:11.40 | Rubickskaad | Yeah |
21:11.49 | Technobliterator | it shouldn't be |
21:11.52 | Technobliterator | but oh well |
21:11.55 | Rubickskaad | Me and monet can't come up with an idea both of us can agree on |
21:12.01 | OluapWorker | stubborn dums |
21:12.10 | Technobliterator | Monet, did we ever get round to that story in The Cards Revealed? |
21:12.11 | FarseerImperios | I am really close to you both so perhaps I could make you work together |
21:12.13 | Rubickskaad | Because Monet nitpicks on the smallest details :> |
21:12.37 | FarseerImperios | Eeeyup |
21:12.40 | Monet | Technobliterator: I made part of it. |
21:12.51 | Technobliterator | so irsk? you're a twat to me too and i don't appreciate you talking about my friends |
21:13.05 | Rubickskaad | Since when |
21:13.13 | Technobliterator | Monet: okaii...can we discuss it in private chat? i wanna know how to carry it on |
21:13.27 | FarseerImperios | Irskaad and Monet aren't perfect, but they are nice and both of them, as well as others, should accept them |
21:13.42 | OluapWorker | irsk dum, monet dum, imp, jo dum |
21:13.44 | OluapWorker | everyone dum |
21:13.49 | OluapWorker | *imp dum |
21:13.58 | Technobliterator | what do you mean since when irsk? you bitch me every time i try and make something new and trash talk my work like it's easy... |
21:14.10 | Monet | Techno: LotG Imeprios and I were going to work on something. |
21:14.32 | OluapWorker | Oh btw this reminds me |
21:14.43 | OluapWorker | I read the latest section of the Regal Visit thing |
21:14.47 | FarseerImperios | Technobliterator: Perhaps you could be more polite to him? |
21:14.55 | OluapWorker | It made me want to hurt Iovera and Tyraz in several ways |
21:15.03 | Technobliterator | no...it's a case of him being completely impolite to me and trash talking me |
21:15.11 | Technobliterator | OluapWorker: lol...link? |
21:15.20 | OluapWorker | search it yourself hur |
21:15.24 | Technobliterator | wanna slap |
21:15.32 | FarseerImperios | Jo and Irskaad: Do not talk to each other then |
21:15.38 | Rubickskaad | I want to hurt Uriel in several ways ^^ |
21:16.01 | LotG_ | I wanna hurt Tyraz in several ways |
21:16.02 | OluapWorker | Kolossus - Have kids already so I can torment you ffs |
21:16.08 | LotG_ | :3 |
21:16.19 | FarseerImperios | Oluap and Irskaad alliance will bring the AGC to its knees |
21:16.21 | Rubickskaad | Atiemus - I'm a kid... |
21:16.28 | FarseerImperios | I wanna hurt Iovera in several ways |
21:16.29 | Rubickskaad | :_D |
21:16.32 | Technobliterator | Zargoth - Leave them alone, Kolossus. |
21:16.36 | OluapWorker | Kolossus - NEVA |
21:16.48 | Technobliterator | Zargoth - WANT TO GET SACKED? |
21:16.55 | OluapWorker | Kolossus - butbut :c |
21:17.02 | Technobliterator | Zargoth - SHUP THEN |
21:17.14 | OluapWorker | Kolossus -- I want revenge ;c |
21:17.27 | Rubickskaad | Atiemus - *Giggles* |
21:17.39 | Rubickskaad | *Eko arrives* Ateimus - *Frowns* |
21:17.42 | Technobliterator | Zargoth - *Slaughters Atiemus in half a second* |
21:17.43 | OluapWorker | Good kid, dum father |
21:17.53 | OluapWorker | dum zargoth |
21:17.55 | Technobliterator | Zargoth - *slaughters Eko in a nanosecond* |
21:18.03 | OluapWorker | second dum zargoth |
21:18.13 | Technobliterator | shup yor ment ta go now |
21:18.18 | OluapWorker | NU |
21:18.22 | Rubickskaad | Nope |
21:18.24 | Technobliterator | YE |
21:18.28 | OluapWorker | Actually yeah I do |
21:18.32 | Technobliterator | hur |
21:18.35 | Rubickskaad | wat |
21:18.35 | OluapWorker | [insert random thing here] |
21:18.36 | Technobliterator | bai dumbo |
21:21.17 | *** join/#sporewiki Shalonar (~MindScrew@host-98-156-66-217.spbmts.ru) |
21:22.17 | Monet | LotG: #illarion when you can. |
21:23.50 | Xho_ | Angazhar - u dum ralza y u no kill fasta dan dat |
21:25.58 | Technobliterator | Vyro'Ralza - cuz i cba |
21:26.27 | Technobliterator | Zargoth - *conjures up random dinosaur from the past and kills it in a picosecond |
21:26.45 | Rubickskaad | Me - Kill me, Angazhar :D |
21:27.26 | Technobliterator | Zargoth - *transforms into what looks like Angazhar and kills Irsk* |
21:27.27 | Shalonar | Masochirskaad |
21:27.45 | Rubickskaad | dies slightly happy |
21:27.49 | Shalonar | I assume he was in ecstasy while dying |
21:27.50 | Rubickskaad | Shalonar: Lol |
21:28.12 | Technobliterator | Zargoth - *kills Shalonar* |
21:28.50 | Xho_ | Angazhar - *Destroys a planet in planck time* |
21:29.09 | Rubickskaad | Soul - Why didn't you kill me, Angazhar? |
21:29.21 | Xho_ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg&feature=player_embedded If this was the hivemind, i'd be the guy on the keyboard |
21:29.35 | Technobliterator | Zargoth - *destroys a star system in less than planck time* |
21:29.47 | Xho_ | Angazhar - dum dat not possibru for u |
21:30.02 | Technobliterator | Zargoth - shup yes it is |
21:30.21 | Xho_ | Angazhar - dum planck time is the smallest possible time |
21:30.37 | Technobliterator | Zargoth - time not relevant to me |
21:30.51 | Rubickskaad | Soul - *Near Angazhar* Hai :3 |
21:31.06 | Xho_ | Angazhar - fine den *destroys Zargoth in a time scale so irrelevant that it's not even worth mentioning* |
21:31.26 | Technobliterator | Zargoth - *prevents himself from dying* |
21:31.29 | Rubickskaad | Soul - Haaaaaaai :D |
21:33.00 | Technobliterator | Zargoth - *prevents Soul from existing* |
21:33.51 | Xho_ | Angazhar - dum stop breaking the law |
21:34.21 | Rubickskaad | Me from another timeline very similar to this one - Hai Angazhar :D |
21:35.03 | Technobliterator | Zargoth - *removes Soul from every timeline ever* |
21:35.48 | Rubickskaad | Me - I'm not a soul :D *Worships Angazhar* :3 |
21:36.09 | Technobliterator | Zargoth - ...*removes Irsk from every timeline ever* |
21:36.45 | Rubickskaad | Mahedore - Angazhar's... not going... to like... you destroying... his worshippers... *ScareD* |
21:36.48 | Rubickskaad | scared* |
21:37.00 | Xho_ | Angazhar - BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW *Destroys Mahedore* |
21:37.23 | Technobliterator | Zargoth - ngh *destroys Mahedore a nanosecond before Angazhar did so |
21:37.41 | Xho_ | Angazhar - *Devours Zargoth's soul* |
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21:38.07 | Technobliterator | Zargoth - *prevents soul from being devoured* |
21:38.30 | Rubickskaad | What's Angazhar's favorite song? |
21:38.33 | GreatDestroyer12 | <PROTECTED> |
21:38.41 | GreatDestroyer12 | i just woke up |
21:38.43 | Technobliterator | Angazhar? Music? Pfft |
21:38.47 | Technobliterator | hi GreatDestroyer12 |
21:39.04 | Technobliterator | Zargoth's favourite song - Guess it Irsk |
21:39.22 | Rubickskaad | Eminem's not afraid |
21:39.51 | Technobliterator | nope |
21:40.06 | Technobliterator | guess again |
21:40.20 | Rubickskaad | Basshunter's something |
21:40.23 | Monet | GD12: got present http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/8/8c/Graiz_ImpAdmiralsV1.png |
21:40.28 | Technobliterator | no |
21:40.34 | Technobliterator | it is something you'll know |
21:40.36 | Technobliterator | shall i tell yu? |
21:40.40 | Rubickskaad | Yes |
21:40.56 | Technobliterator | Da Funk by Daft Punk |
21:41.01 | Rubickskaad | hur ^^ |
21:42.15 | GreatDestroyer12 | wow, thanks dude |
21:42.27 | Technobliterator | thanks what |
21:42.54 | GreatDestroyer12 | Monets picture |
21:43.27 | GreatDestroyer12 | does arsac usually wear power armor or no? |
21:44.52 | Technobliterator | WHAT THE FUCK |
21:45.00 | Technobliterator | MASS EFFECT 3 ENDING COMING NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!! |
21:45.10 | Shalonar | Dur |
21:45.14 | Shalonar | Dat early |
21:45.21 | Shalonar | *sarcasmmode* |
21:45.21 | Rubickskaad | I read that hours earlier on reddit |
21:46.14 | Technobliterator | 1.9GB download |
21:46.17 | Technobliterator | bloody hell |
21:46.23 | Xho_ | Suffers if surrounded - Heeyorian weakness |
21:46.41 | Xho_ | 40 Zí-Jittorám - OHAIHEEYORIANHAOUDOINWATUUPTOLOL |
21:47.16 | Technobliterator | Heeyorian - NGH *shoots self* |
21:47.48 | Xho_ | *NOM* |
21:47.53 | Monet | GD12: She#s usually in armour yes. |
21:48.09 | Rubickskaad | Sskaa Akvii - Eeeeeeeekekekekekeeeeeeeeeeek (Who are Draconis and why are they our enemies?) |
21:48.24 | Xho_ | What is slightly terrifying about the Zí-Jittorám is is that they're the height of a double-decker bus |
21:48.54 | Technobliterator | Loron - hur i bigga dan dat |
21:49.15 | LotG_ | http://www.mulberrybush.co.uk/_images/toystore/800/london-bus-le-toy-van-2011_1.jpg Like dis> |
21:49.15 | LotG_ | ? |
21:49.16 | Xho_ | Zí-Jittorám - shup we smarta |
21:49.33 | Technobliterator | Loron - smartas fer geeks |
21:49.55 | Xho_ | Zí-Jittorám - we also smarta so we can beet yoo up quicka |
21:50.13 | Xho_ | Against a human Zí-Jittorám are colossal |
21:50.14 | Technobliterator | Loron - yor dum |
21:52.15 | GreatDestroyer12 | isnt the Loron SP one higher than the Zí-Jittorám |
21:52.24 | Technobliterator | yes |
21:53.04 | Technobliterator | done boglot stats |
21:53.06 | Technobliterator | that was fun |
21:53.14 | Xho_ | 1 higher I think |
21:53.26 | Xho_ | Zí-Jittorám are very similar in terms of physical strength to a Loron |
21:53.27 | Technobliterator | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Boglot |
21:53.45 | Xho_ | But Zí-Jittorám are not very agile or that fast which makes them more like tanks |
21:54.20 | Xho_ | 0.0000000001 m/s |
21:54.41 | Xho_ | Zí-Jittorám - *pushes the Boglot so it must run* |
21:55.31 | Shalonar | Jo: Dur |
21:55.39 | Shalonar | So basically Boglot are immobile |
21:55.39 | Xho_ | Zí-Jittorám - MOVE IT YOU FAT PILE OF CRAP |
21:56.06 | Technobliterator | Boglot - ngh |
21:56.16 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha |
21:56.26 | Xho_ | By doing that the Boglot could die of exhaustion |
21:56.51 | Technobliterator | yep |
21:56.52 | GreatDestroyer12 | the alpha variant of my species has a sp of 212 |
21:56.56 | GreatDestroyer12 | meaning out claes in a brawl |
21:57.05 | GreatDestroyer12 | with a Zí-Jittorám or a loron |
21:57.19 | Xho_ | Zí-Jittorám are 219 |
21:57.23 | Xho_ | Loron are 220 |
21:57.50 | GreatDestroyer12 | thats why i said i was outclassed in a brawl |
21:57.58 | Monet | That means humans can be picked up and tossed around like matchsticks. |
21:58.04 | Xho_ | Oh well you could have rephrased it |
21:58.09 | Catface | http://i.imgur.com/zrSIZ.jpg |
21:58.20 | Xho_ | Mature Zí-Jittorám are like the Loron Killas of the Zí-Jittorám |
21:58.37 | Xho_ | Rare-occurring and absolutely fucking terrifying |
21:58.59 | Xho_ | Not worth writing about though because...well it just isn't |
21:59.06 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha |
21:59.18 | GreatDestroyer12 | but i guess humans can be thrown around |
21:59.32 | Xho_ | Human strength...I forgot what that was |
21:59.40 | Xho_ | 20 SP |
21:59.59 | Xho_ | So yeah |
22:00.01 | Xho_ | Throw around |
22:00.14 | Monet | 10x strength is a lot of power. |
22:00.45 | Xho_ | Kicath are 100 SP and varies between 96 and 130 usually |
22:00.57 | Xho_ | Kicath Agents are closer to 600 |
22:01.07 | Xho_ | Agent Alpha about 700 |
22:01.13 | Xho_ | Kithworto is in the numerable thousands |
22:01.22 | GreatDestroyer12 | are those with enhancements? |
22:01.28 | Shalonar | Radeons are 15 |
22:01.30 | Xho_ | Agents yes |
22:01.30 | Shalonar | Dur |
22:01.38 | Xho_ | Kithworto is supernaturally enhanced |
22:02.09 | Xho_ | Kithworto is probably about 12,500 SP |
22:02.29 | Xho_ | Omega Kithworto is 1,250,000 SP on that level |
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22:03.14 | GreatDestroyer12 | bad internet |
22:03.28 | GreatDestroyer12 | Monet what do you think the SP of A Bloodthrister would be? |
22:03.48 | Xho_ | Omega Kithworto's power overall managed to sever a city sized prison in half with little to no effort |
22:04.13 | Xho_ | His full power is akin to that of Xi'Arazkha/Shu'ulathoi |
22:04.24 | GreatDestroyer12 | <PROTECTED> |
22:04.31 | GreatDestroyer12 | pretty powerful then |
22:04.41 | Xho_ | But using that power is immensely rare for Kithworto because for one he needs to become irreversibly overcome with anger |
22:04.55 | GreatDestroyer12 | so pretty much like the hulk |
22:05.03 | Xho_ | Pretty much |
22:05.47 | Catface | gives Xho_ 100 puppies |
22:05.48 | Monet | Except he has the power of two gods. |
22:05.54 | Xho_ | Oh and Kithworto has intentions of killing Ma'fest given the chance |
22:06.13 | Shalonar | Iovera - DO IT NAO |
22:06.22 | Shalonar | Actually |
22:06.29 | Shalonar | Andorrus - DO IT NAO |
22:06.36 | Xho_ | Verezuon's power would diminish if he was in the Omega State |
22:06.39 | Xho_ | Dark Ascension and all |
22:06.47 | Xho_ | Absolution state is the Verezuon-side |
22:07.00 | Shalonar | Hm |
22:07.10 | GreatDestroyer12 | can a creature with 0 essence ascend or descend? |
22:07.15 | Xho_ | No |
22:07.17 | Xho_ | Well yes |
22:07.18 | Shalonar | What about Kith being powered with energy of niceness |
22:07.26 | Shalonar | I.e Life energy |
22:07.31 | Shalonar | Aka Alpha Kith |
22:07.32 | Xho_ | If the creature is ascended/descended by something else |
22:07.39 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
22:07.40 | Xho_ | Alpha Kithworto doesn't exist |
22:07.49 | Xho_ | Absolution Kithworto is the Life Energy one |
22:07.49 | GreatDestroyer12 | theres still hope for the 0 essence Drakodominatus |
22:08.00 | Xho_ | Life Energy has ascension power |
22:08.26 | Shalonar | Kithworto with the energy of flowers and puppies |
22:08.32 | Xho_ | Chaos does neither but it presents itself as descension because everyone who uses it has used a demonic-type energy in the past |
22:08.55 | Xho_ | Life Energy can still be used aggressively |
22:08.59 | Xho_ | overload a system and kaboom |
22:09.26 | Shalonar | Poisonous flowers and angry puppies |
22:09.35 | Xho_ | Chaos in neutral is difficult to explain |
22:09.52 | Xho_ | I mean Chaos in a light-based context has never been used |
22:10.17 | Xho_ | Chaos in a neutral-based context is sort of used in the Xhodocto context but they're still bat-shittingly aggressive |
22:10.33 | Xho_ | Chaos in a dark-context is the one everyone knows |
22:10.37 | Xho_ | Kill everything |
22:11.02 | Shalonar | Perhaps Chaos in light context is the power of creativity, life and energy? |
22:11.16 | Shalonar | Energy of... freedom? |
22:11.26 | Xho_ | That is essentially it |
22:11.36 | Shalonar | Freedom, creativity, emotions like love |
22:11.41 | Xho_ | Chaos encompasses all powers in some hyper-extreme context |
22:12.02 | Xho_ | But considering Chaos' pure control is entirely Xhodocto there is no such thing in use |
22:12.10 | Shalonar | Hm |
22:12.28 | Shalonar | brings the rainbow cannon and throws it at Xhodocto |
22:12.37 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha |
22:12.39 | Shalonar | Awaken Nicedocto |
22:12.50 | Shalonar | CARE BEAR STARE |
22:13.02 | Xho_ | Xhodocto - *Throws Lezia at the cannon so no effect takes place* |
22:13.33 | *** part/#sporewiki Ghelae_away (1f355a85@gateway/web/freenode/ip.31.53.90.133) |
22:13.41 | Shalonar | No seriously |
22:13.42 | GreatDestroyer12 | i still cant get to the fact that lezia petted anghazar |
22:13.45 | Shalonar | Good Xhodocto |
22:13.49 | GreatDestroyer12 | it takes away alot from his omnipotence |
22:13.54 | Shalonar | It is a good idea |
22:14.00 | Xho_ | Good Xhodocto has existed in one part of time |
22:14.27 | Xho_ | In the first moments of the universe the Xhodocto were in the form of angel plasma which basically started a chain which meant life evolved in the universe |
22:14.30 | Shalonar | Then their girls ded |
22:14.56 | Xho_ | Xhodocto - bitch now we can't stay alive and shit |
22:15.02 | LotG_ | Xhoddie females died |
22:15.03 | LotG_ | Gay Xhoddie - Ohai boyz |
22:15.13 | Shalonar | ~smack LotG |
22:15.13 | infobot | ACTION smacks LotG upside the head. |
22:15.17 | Xho_ | You know the general role of females meant to be reproduction and all that |
22:15.18 | Shalonar | Slaaneshi heretic |
22:15.21 | Shalonar | Dur |
22:15.24 | Xho_ | That was the real only use of the females |
22:15.44 | Shalonar | Xhodocto male - GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN |
22:15.50 | Xho_ | Because in the physical state Xhodocto returning to this plane of reality was so long so the Xhodocto needed to keep the number up |
22:16.04 | Xho_ | Now that they're non-corporeal female Xhodocto would be useless anyway |
22:16.41 | Shalonar | So Xhodocto were sexist dicks |
22:16.52 | Shalonar | At other side... |
22:17.12 | Shalonar | Why wouldn't *male* Xhodocto be useless? |
22:17.33 | Shalonar | Alternate reality: An army of female Xhodocto |
22:18.42 | Xho_ | Because only male Xhodocto were given the power to do so |
22:18.50 | FalcoPunch | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
22:18.59 | Shalonar | Dum sexist Kamik |
22:19.04 | Xho_ | smacks FalcoPunch |
22:19.05 | Xho_ | shup |
22:19.12 | Shalonar | Radeon - dum idea |
22:19.35 | Shalonar | You know Radeons are kinda matriarchal |
22:19.43 | Xho_ | I should retcon the females out of fiction and make the Xhodocto fully male species |
22:19.49 | Xho_ | I dunno why I put the females in |
22:19.55 | Shalonar | Make Xhodocto genderless |
22:19.59 | Xho_ | Hm |
22:20.05 | Xho_ | You know I will actually do that |
22:20.23 | FalcoPunch | makes them appear less mortal |
22:23.14 | *** join/#sporewiki Jove_ (185ee384@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.94.227.132) |
22:23.15 | *** join/#sporewiki Atamolos (adaf3493@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.173.175.52.147) |
22:23.54 | FalcoPunch | Hello |
22:23.57 | Atamolos | Hello. |
22:24.10 | Jove_ | Peem |
22:24.16 | Atamolos | Monet: What have I missed talking about the Andromeda War? |
22:24.44 | Monet | erm... Where to start.. |
22:25.07 | Rubickskaad | eek a bio |
22:26.35 | Shalonar | Grox killing everyone, Jahric meeting new species, pew pew pew cyborg zombies |
22:27.22 | Shalonar | I wonder do we have matriarchal species in SporeWiki |
22:27.45 | *** join/#sporewiki Reebutt17 (79362259@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.54.34.89) |
22:27.49 | *** join/#sporewiki GreatDestroyer12 (70ca9b61@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.112.202.155.97) |
22:27.56 | Reebutt17 | herro peopre |
22:28.15 | Jove_ | hai |
22:28.39 | Atamolos | Shalonar: Vermulans? |
22:28.43 | GreatDestroyer12 | hello |
22:29.29 | Shalonar | Vermulans are all female |
22:29.34 | Shalonar | That's different |
22:29.46 | GreatDestroyer12 | r17 whats your mainfiction? |
22:32.12 | Reebutt17 | spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:The_Crystalline_Hive |
22:32.18 | Reebutt17 | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:The_Crystalline_Hive |
22:32.29 | Reebutt17 | Dum copy and paste y u no include "http" bit |
22:34.56 | Reebutt17 | but... there it is. |
22:35.02 | Reebutt17 | beeps GreatDestroyer12 |
22:36.07 | GreatDestroyer12 | i saw it |
22:36.07 | GreatDestroyer12 | yesa |
22:36.26 | Reebutt17 | Okay then |
22:37.08 | GreatDestroyer12 | guys what would a sulphate ocean be colored? |
22:38.01 | R17_DoW | beeps Monet LotG_ Rubickskaad Shalonar Tybusen Xho_ Jove_ Catface Atamolos and FalcoPunch |
22:38.04 | Jove_ | sulphur or sulphate? |
22:38.11 | Jove_ | R17_DoW: y u beep me |
22:38.12 | Tybusen | Who dares disturb my slumber |
22:38.15 | Jove_ | ^ |
22:38.21 | Catface | Drugs |
22:38.21 | Monet | WHAT? |
22:38.24 | FalcoPunch | who hath beeped me |
22:38.27 | Tybusen | Sulphate ocean? |
22:38.30 | Tybusen | I dunno |
22:38.34 | Tybusen | Yellow mebbe |
22:38.36 | Tybusen | Like sulfur |
22:38.43 | Atamolos | Grrr. Don't beep me. |
22:38.51 | Catface | Jove_ hates Prussia. |
22:39.02 | Jove_ | No, me loves Prussia |
22:39.04 | R17_DoW | I was thinking if any of you could answer Destroyer's question, but Jove commented almost at the same time as my beep |
22:39.05 | Monet | I would say yellow. Sulfates are salts. |
22:39.27 | Shalonar | Zzzzzzzzzzzz |
22:39.34 | Tybusen | Sulfate derives from sulfur, sulfur is traditionally yellowish and smells like rotten eggs |
22:39.40 | Jove_ | Well, I think it depends on the metal it bonds with (e.g., copper sulfate's blue) |
22:39.42 | GreatDestroyer12 | ok |
22:39.44 | GreatDestroyer12 | so yellow ocean |
22:40.18 | Jove_ | beeps Catface |
22:40.22 | Jove_ | Hai |
22:40.52 | Catface | Hai |
22:40.59 | Jove_ | How you be |
22:41.06 | Catface | Fine |
22:41.11 | Catface | You? |
22:41.15 | GreatDestroyer12 | ctface why are the igantus even pissed at the ule if the ule isnt even at it's borders |
22:41.36 | Jove_ | I want to make a youtube video. But I'm too, err, lazy to make another right now. |
22:42.01 | FalcoPunch | video about what? |
22:42.21 | Jove_ | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_%26_Blade:_Warband |
22:42.30 | Jove_ | I was gonna do a Civ 5: Gods and Kings one next |
22:42.42 | Jove_ | But meh, I ish feeling slightly lazy |
22:43.03 | Catface | GReatDestroyer: Because they don't trust the ULE's motives. |
22:43.12 | FalcoPunch | takes away Jove_'s laziness |
22:43.12 | Catface | And you have a video, Jove? |
22:43.21 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
22:43.29 | Jove_ | Yesh, I has 2 (but teh first one's terrible, don't watch it) |
22:43.43 | Catface | I wanna see it |
22:43.50 | Jove_ | No u don't o_o |
22:44.26 | FalcoPunch | yes |
22:44.35 | Jove_ | You too? |
22:44.43 | Catface | Yes I do. |
22:44.49 | Jove_ | no |
22:44.53 | Jove_ | :< |
22:45.05 | FalcoPunch | YES |
22:45.09 | Jove_ | WHAI |
22:45.19 | FalcoPunch | you brought it up |
22:45.22 | FalcoPunch | so now I want to |
22:45.27 | Jove_ | No I didn't :S |
22:45.40 | FalcoPunch | well |
22:45.44 | FalcoPunch | still |
22:45.54 | Jove_ | SO, who's excited about the Olympics? |
22:45.59 | Jove_ | tehe |
22:46.20 | FalcoPunch | god dmamit Jove |
22:46.21 | Xho_ | N |
22:46.22 | Catface | slaps Jove_ |
22:46.22 | Xho_ | No |
22:46.24 | FalcoPunch | *dammit |
22:46.28 | Xho_ | This country is going insane over it |
22:46.30 | Xho_ | And frankly |
22:46.31 | Jove_ | y u peeps so mean to me |
22:46.34 | FalcoPunch | also slaps Jove_ |
22:46.35 | Xho_ | No one in the UK gives half a shit |
22:46.46 | Jove_ | Xho, you don't understand, I was tryin' to change subjects |
22:46.59 | Xho_ | Yeah well you got your subject |
22:47.02 | Catface | Pleeze Jove. The video can't be that bad. |
22:47.03 | Xho_ | smacks Jove_ |
22:47.08 | Jove_ | Dammit |
22:47.12 | Jove_ | That hurt |
22:48.11 | FalcoPunch | Jove_ |
22:48.13 | FalcoPunch | Jove_ |
22:48.16 | FalcoPunch | NAO |
22:48.39 | Jove_ | no u |
22:52.10 | FalcoPunch | tell us |
22:52.22 | Jove_ | nom |
22:52.35 | Jove_ | We should be more productive and learn about the Middle Eastern country of Oman |
22:53.06 | FalcoPunch | or we should learn about your video |
22:53.30 | Jove_ | Nah, Oman's proud history is much richer and more awesomer than my vids |
22:53.33 | Tybusen | Why not Yemen |
22:53.56 | Jove_ | Oman comes before it alphabetically |
22:54.08 | FalcoPunch | Jove_, I will give you a cookie |
22:54.37 | Jove_ | What type? |
22:54.45 | FalcoPunch | whichever kind you want |
22:54.49 | Jove_ | Hmm |
22:54.52 | Jove_ | I must decline |
22:55.03 | Jove_ | Cookies interfere with the learning process. |
22:55.09 | Atamolos | has a delayed reaction and strangle Rubickskaad thirty minutes after he said 'eek' |
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22:56.47 | FalcoPunch | INFOBOT |
22:56.57 | FalcoPunch | this is why some people call Infobot female |
22:56.58 | Atamolos | She refers to herself as female, but when you ask, she denies that she has a gender. |
22:57.00 | FalcoPunch | ~suicide |
22:57.00 | infobot | ACTION kills herself Juliet style, after seeing falcopunch commit suicide |
22:57.10 | Jove_ | ~gender |
22:57.10 | infobot | I'm female |
22:57.11 | Atamolos | See? |
22:57.27 | Jove_ | Hmm |
22:57.34 | Jove_ | She clearly said she's female |
22:57.58 | Atamolos | When you ask in the past, she said, "I'm genserless". |
22:58.06 | Atamolos | *genderless |
22:58.08 | FalcoPunch | true |
22:58.15 | Atamolos | ~age |
22:58.15 | infobot | hmm... age is You must be 18 years of age or older by April 20, 2009 to be eligible to participate in Google Summer of Code in 2009. |
22:58.21 | Jove_ | It just took her a while to make up her mind |
23:01.31 | FalcoPunch | Jove_ just show me the video |
23:01.46 | FalcoPunch | Although now I have a feeling you're going to Rick Roll me |
23:03.50 | Jove_ | You can ask Catface, it's legit |
23:04.04 | Catface | It is. |
23:05.26 | LotG_ | FalcoPunch: Found it on Jove's page www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEAeTBJDKIU |
23:05.59 | FalcoPunch | I don't want to click on it |
23:06.02 | Jove_ | Imma have to favorite that :S |
23:06.12 | FalcoPunch | what is it |
23:06.13 | LotG_ | Go on, its legit |
23:06.26 | LotG_ | Its Civ or Empire game or something, |
23:06.30 | FalcoPunch | Well, here comes something else |
23:06.38 | FalcoPunch | GODDAMMIT |
23:06.52 | FalcoPunch | I knew it |
23:06.53 | Jove_ | It's technically not a "rickroll" |
23:06.59 | Jove_ | So you can't say you "knew it" |
23:07.00 | FalcoPunch | nope |
23:07.11 | FalcoPunch | I said here comes something else |
23:07.13 | FalcoPunch | close enough |
23:07.29 | Jove_ | Geez, I'm actually watching the video :S |
23:08.21 | Xho_ | " Unfortunately, she [Iovera] was not able to control them when she was yopung, resulting in tragic death of her whole family." |
23:08.26 | Xho_ | Dunno wether to :L or XD |
23:08.30 | Xho_ | *whether |
23:08.33 | Rubickskaad | :D |
23:08.53 | Xho_ | Okay now you woke up i'm gonna :L |
23:09.23 | Rubickskaad | Xho, what must I do to be your best friend? |
23:09.40 | Xho_ | I don't want you to be my best friend |
23:09.46 | Rubickskaad | :( y not |
23:10.00 | Xho_ | Because i'd smack your face in too quickly |
23:10.07 | Rubickskaad | :_( |
23:10.15 | Jove_ | lulz... |
23:10.41 | Xho_ | It is immensely, excruciatingly irritating when you act super friendly towards me |
23:10.46 | Rubickskaad | :( |
23:11.00 | Rubickskaad | So should I be angry at you? |
23:11.38 | Xho_ | No you shouldn't even think of going to any extreme because i'll throw you out of the wiki if you do |
23:11.44 | FalcoPunch | Xho, your fiction is the best on the wiki, and I would want nothing more than to be your best friend. |
23:11.45 | Rubickskaad | :_( |
23:11.51 | Xho_ | FalcoPunch: Fuck off |
23:11.53 | Xho_ | :> |
23:11.59 | FalcoPunch | I had to |
23:12.21 | LotG_ | Xho: I like your fic, dislike your home and ate your cat |
23:12.22 | Xho_ | First off the idea of friends on the internet is stupid mainly because i'm reading a wall of text |
23:12.26 | Xho_ | Nothing more |
23:12.42 | GreatDestroyer12 | boom headshot to all friend requests |
23:12.45 | Rubickskaad | I have Internet friends |
23:13.12 | Xho_ | LotG_: Hm I was gonna say something but forget it it might make you angry/sad/whatever |
23:13.34 | Xho_ | Internet friends are not real friends |
23:13.40 | LotG_ | Probably right, unless its a momma joke, in which I'll laugh |
23:13.51 | Rubickskaad | What about Imperios? |
23:13.53 | Xho_ | No it was a relationship-based joke |
23:14.01 | LotG_ | olol go ahead |
23:14.04 | LotG_ | I hate my ex |
23:14.17 | Xho_ | I was going to say 'well your girlfriend wasn't all that satisfactory either you know' |
23:14.24 | LotG_ | XDD |
23:14.39 | GreatDestroyer12 | @Catface would it be against the policy of the MIrus Galaxy for me to abduct ignatus people |
23:14.52 | Xho_ | It doesn't take any social skill at all for me to be nice on the Internet |
23:15.18 | Xho_ | Easily enough I could be 6'7" and black if you didn't know that I was 5'11" and sort of white |
23:15.41 | FalcoPunch | I'm 7'8'' and purple |
23:15.48 | Xho_ | Same way I could be nice in real life and your worst nightmare on the internet |
23:16.13 | Xho_ | Internet doesn't take anything to do anything |
23:16.53 | Monet | http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/4/41/Uriel_ThroneRoom.png You all stand before the emperor! |
23:17.26 | FalcoPunch | Why is he standing in front of a golden octopus? |
23:17.27 | GreatDestroyer12 | that is a nice chair |
23:17.48 | Xho_ | Emperor Kitraminak - YOUR THRONE ROOM IS DUMB AND YOU SHOULD FEEL DUMB |
23:18.06 | Monet | Uriel - Hmm... nope. |
23:18.26 | Xho_ | That's based on the fact the Kicath only ever utilize two colours properly |
23:18.27 | Monet | Dat no octopus though. |
23:18.35 | FalcoPunch | i know |
23:18.45 | Monet | blue and grey? |
23:18.49 | Xho_ | Pretty much |
23:19.10 | Xho_ | Gunmetal and Cyan really |
23:19.13 | GreatDestroyer12 | Tyrant Abaddon Heimdall - is gold still that valuable in the sporewiki universe? |
23:19.19 | Xho_ | Sometimes Anthracite |
23:19.40 | Xho_ | The Kicath take these colours as power |
23:20.23 | Monet | Draconis - Not really, but it looks nice. |
23:20.55 | GreatDestroyer12 | is that supposed to be full body power armor? |
23:21.07 | Monet | For the guards? Yes. |
23:21.08 | Xho_ | Kind of conflicts with the Kicath's yellow scales |
23:21.40 | GreatDestroyer12 | i seem to be the only one here who uses completely enclosing helmets |
23:22.22 | GreatDestroyer12 | how did you make uriel sit? |
23:22.41 | R17_DoW | You are not alone, but... Humans are Humans, and the ones I've designed in Spore are for my personal fiction universe and not the main SporeWiki universe. |
23:22.51 | Xho_ | I use total-enclosed helmets as well |
23:23.02 | Monet | GD12: They're supposed to be compeltely enlosed. |
23:23.19 | Xho_ | http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120608182710/spore/images/0/00/KicathSoldier2788.png Example |
23:23.46 | Xho_ | That being an armoured Kicath |
23:23.50 | GreatDestroyer12 | awesome |
23:23.56 | GreatDestroyer12 | whats at then end of the tail? |
23:24.10 | Xho_ | That's the horn decor they have |
23:24.18 | Xho_ | All Kicath possess that |
23:24.24 | R17_DoW | Tbh btw I think the helmets for creatures with heads/jaws/snouts like Draconids and Kicath need more space for the lower jaw. |
23:24.28 | Xho_ | Could easily kill a human like that |
23:24.53 | Xho_ | http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120608182918/spore/images/1/1c/KicathRoyalGuard.png The more intimidating Royal Guard |
23:25.17 | Rubickskaad | gtgbai |
23:25.18 | R17_DoW | after all, you also have to move your lower jaw up and down almost all the time when you speak. |
23:25.34 | GreatDestroyer12 | my armor has alot of jawspace |
23:25.39 | GreatDestroyer12 | that giant regen deflector at the front |
23:25.42 | Xho_ | Well I didn't take that into consideration |
23:25.45 | GreatDestroyer12 | allows for alot of rage speak |
23:25.47 | Xho_ | Nor will I |
23:25.59 | R17_DoW | okay then |
23:26.25 | Xho_ | The Kicath have to trim down their horns across their body in order to wear their armor |
23:26.35 | Xho_ | Usually the horns grow back in like six weeks so no big deal |
23:26.35 | R17_DoW | Monet: Think that Draconid helms need more jaw space? |
23:26.51 | Monet | I think so. |
23:26.52 | GreatDestroyer12 | i never resolved that continuity problem |
23:26.57 | GreatDestroyer12 | dominatus have giant ass antlers |
23:27.03 | GreatDestroyer12 | that just jut out of the armor |
23:27.18 | Xho_ | Past Xhodocto armour used to do that |
23:27.34 | Xho_ | But considering the Xhodocto were walking demigods the use of armor was a bit folly anyway |
23:28.47 | Monet | That chair is probably the most painstakingly built set pice there. |
23:28.53 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha |
23:29.05 | GreatDestroyer12 | i havent actually designed any drakodominatus buildings yet |
23:29.11 | GreatDestroyer12 | the last thing i made was a mech |
23:29.23 | Xho_ | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain%3AAgent_Alpha This guy is a semi-armored Kicath but has a monstrous personality |
23:29.31 | R17_DoW | I always overlooked that jaw problem (or in this case, beak problem) with old Radux before, until I just thought "meh" and decided to give them a kind force field that preserves their oxygen and works like a non-solid space suit when they're in space, or something to lower the temperature around them when in hot or normal-temperature planets. (Old Xarik-Radux mainly lived on cold worlds) |
23:30.15 | Xho_ | Alpha has his tail-horns trimmed down as well |
23:30.22 | Monet | Arsac - You still owe me a table! |
23:30.42 | Xho_ | Alpha - I'm sure there's another tree you can cut down. |
23:31.11 | Monet | Arsac - That table was an antique... |
23:31.11 | R17_DoW | New Xarik-Radux can now live anywhere (they don't need the "limiting factors" of other beings as they are basically Energy Beings in Living Metal bodies) |
23:31.40 | Xho_ | Alpha is unnaturally resistant to damage considering he survived his ship being eradicated by Ekthrikos and then his Devastator being blown in half by Krath |
23:31.47 | GreatDestroyer12 | the only thing arsac loves more than her job |
23:31.49 | GreatDestroyer12 | is the table |
23:32.19 | Xho_ | Most Kicath Agents wear armor around 1,800 lbs in weight |
23:32.25 | Xho_ | Alpha's armor is closer to 7,000 |
23:32.38 | Xho_ | His total weight overall brings that to around 8,600 lbs |
23:32.53 | Xho_ | Wearing a powered exoskeleton like that helps I guess |
23:33.14 | Xho_ | Although being enhanced with technology ahead of the current time kind of helps as well |
23:33.21 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha |
23:33.34 | GreatDestroyer12 | the epitome of Drakodominatus impracticality |
23:33.41 | GreatDestroyer12 | is the outfitting of hyper elite infantry |
23:33.51 | Xho_ | Most Agents are treated probably 70 - 80 times over a period of a year in order to turn them into what they are |
23:33.51 | GreatDestroyer12 | with neutronium armor |
23:33.57 | GreatDestroyer12 | or at least a very thing |
23:34.00 | GreatDestroyer12 | thin layer of it |
23:34.16 | Xho_ | Alpha is still treated to improve his being and as a cause of that has been treated probably about 400 times |
23:34.56 | Xho_ | Agents are re-serviced every now and again if their cybernetics begin to fault which is an incredibly rare occasion |
23:35.22 | GreatDestroyer12 | how many agents are there? |
23:35.45 | Xho_ | 114,200 |
23:36.16 | GreatDestroyer12 | what are the naming conventions once you finish with the greek alphabet |
23:36.19 | Xho_ | There's 24 Agent Leaders |
23:36.39 | GreatDestroyer12 | oh |
23:36.40 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
23:36.45 | Xho_ | The Agent Leaders are just labelled under the Greek Alphabet |
23:36.51 | GreatDestroyer12 | ok |
23:36.55 | Xho_ | After that it's usually [Alphabet] - [Number] |
23:37.02 | Monet | Arsac is a cross between a jedi and Wolverine. |
23:37.17 | GreatDestroyer12 | Alpha-2 |
23:37.20 | Xho_ | So usually you get about 4,760 Agents under one Leader Agent |
23:37.38 | GreatDestroyer12 | how tall is arsac anyway? |
23:37.46 | Xho_ | So you'll get something like Φ 0981 |
23:38.23 | Monet | I said before, 2.85m. |
23:38.30 | GreatDestroyer12 | oh ya |
23:38.32 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
23:38.49 | GreatDestroyer12 | i was thinking of making an alphabet for dominatus based on chinese radicals and greek letters |
23:38.52 | GreatDestroyer12 | but too much work |
23:39.02 | Xho_ | Thing is the Kicath are armed with a particularly advanced and immensely dangerous (not to forget expensive) handheld cannon which produces a result around an eighth of the Hiroshima blast |
23:39.18 | Monet | Also ad a bit of dragon in there because she can manipulate heat. |
23:39.24 | GreatDestroyer12 | all Kicanth? |
23:39.27 | Xho_ | Because of its extreme weight only the Kicathian Juggernauts can use that |
23:39.48 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see |
23:40.00 | Xho_ | Kicathian Juggernauts are like 12'6", heavily armored and use a weapon strong enough to have a similar force to a car if he clubs you with it |
23:40.14 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha |
23:40.47 | GreatDestroyer12 | is the kicanthian military all kicanthian or are there tons of slave troops |
23:40.57 | Xho_ | Kicathian* |
23:41.08 | GreatDestroyer12 | ok kicathian |
23:41.13 | Xho_ | Kicathian have Protectorate warriors as well |
23:41.19 | Xho_ | Which is more than the Kicath have |
23:41.24 | Xho_ | Slave troops are never used |
23:41.32 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha |
23:41.33 | Xho_ | If enslaved you're likely to be a test subject |
23:41.51 | Monet | I think only the Gros use slave armies. |
23:42.10 | Xho_ | The Kicath use genetic enhancement as well as cybernetics to create Agents |
23:42.10 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha i use them too kinda, tho they are made from the best of the slaves |
23:42.22 | GreatDestroyer12 | and everybody non drakodominatus has loyalty cards |
23:42.29 | GreatDestroyer12 | in their head |
23:42.39 | Xho_ | Because of rejection of the process the method has been tried and tested, so the body can live with it longer than the Kicath live normally |
23:42.56 | Xho_ | Get your body cyber'd to 100% and you have this - http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120312193116/spore/images/8/89/AgentOmegaUpgraded.png |
23:43.05 | GreatDestroyer12 | The heirarchy is actually in order of height and size too |
23:43.10 | GreatDestroyer12 | You have 4.5 meter alphas |
23:43.16 | GreatDestroyer12 | then 4 meter BETAS |
23:43.48 | GreatDestroyer12 | then the jannisaries and schaden |
23:43.55 | Xho_ | Agent Omega makes Agent Alpha's cybernetics look like homemade |
23:44.36 | Xho_ | Whilst Agent Alpha can shift about 57,000 lbs of weight, Alpha flung something similar to that weight with two hands |
23:44.44 | Xho_ | *Omega |
23:45.15 | *** join/#sporewiki qwebirc156127 (70ca9b61@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.112.202.155.97) |
23:45.21 | qwebirc156127 | what |
23:45.41 | Xho_ | As a result Omega is the most dangerous Kicath in the Empire |
23:45.52 | Xho_ | Kithworto is believed to be the Empire's ally so he isn't dangerous |
23:46.12 | GD12 | how would a kicath conduct an invasion of a planet |
23:46.20 | Xho_ | Well |
23:46.41 | Xho_ | The Kicath bombard the surface until what seemed to be the continent is now a pile of mush |
23:47.02 | Xho_ | Once everyone's dead the Kicath wait out until the situation calms down, mine the planet for resources |
23:47.16 | GD12 | so whats the point of having ground troops then |
23:47.26 | Xho_ | The Kicath don't always invade like that |
23:47.44 | Xho_ | Kicath will use ground troops if species are 'useful' |
23:47.58 | Xho_ | Or in a conventional war where large orbital cannons are impractical |
23:48.07 | GD12 | useful in what respect? |
23:48.13 | Xho_ | Test subjects |
23:48.19 | Monet | Tactic 1 is for species who generally piss the Kicath off. |
23:48.32 | GreatDestroyer12 | i see your people do experimentation to? |
23:48.52 | Xho_ | Kicath often take the species, experiment on them, and usually put them in a firing range for the Kicath's new weapons |
23:48.52 | GreatDestroyer12 | Dr Freud - I have finally found someone who enjoys the arts of anatomical manipulation |
23:49.10 | Xho_ | Kicathian weapons are probably some of the nastiest weapons about |
23:49.25 | GreatDestroyer12 | give an example of one |
23:49.34 | Xho_ | Well the Juggernaut Cannon for one |
23:49.47 | Xho_ | The resulting blast can clear an area for miles |
23:50.02 | Xho_ | Kicathian pulseblades |
23:50.04 | GreatDestroyer12 | is it starship mounted? |
23:50.15 | Xho_ | Nope, due to its style of weapon it is handheld |
23:50.20 | Xho_ | Energy |
23:50.46 | Xho_ | Pulseblades are like humming lightsabers |
23:50.59 | Xho_ | Lightsabers are the weapons they use in Star Wars right? |
23:51.17 | GreatDestroyer12 | ya |
23:51.23 | Xho_ | Yeah so like them |
23:51.41 | Xho_ | Due to the fact that the blade moves to and fro and some extreme pace the slicing method is effortless |
23:51.52 | Xho_ | Stealth units are often equipped with two of these |
23:52.01 | Xho_ | Combined with their tactics makes them slippery bastards |
23:52.13 | GreatDestroyer12 | there are mainly two schools of weapon design for the Dominatus |
23:52.22 | GreatDestroyer12 | one that favors efficeincy and destruction in killing |
23:52.27 | GreatDestroyer12 | and what that just favours sadism and pain |
23:52.35 | Xho_ | Kicath mix the two hur |
23:53.08 | Xho_ | The elements that the Kicath have found in the Milky Way which is so commonplace are used for the sharpest of physical weapons |
23:53.32 | Xho_ | Because of the strong cultivation of the weapon the weapon is proved to be resistant to even Xhodocto weapons (see Kithworto vs Tyraz for one) |
23:53.52 | GreatDestroyer12 | i seewhats a hur |
23:54.05 | Xho_ | hur = lol, anything like lol |
23:54.34 | Monet | Draconis have power swords, but also power-sabres. |
23:54.39 | Xho_ | Kithworto's hybrid blade managed to wedge in Tyraz' sword which is Xhodocto made |
23:55.02 | Xho_ | Although Xhodocto swords have that annoying ability to seem alive and regenerate and such |
23:55.37 | Xho_ | Kithworto's hybrid blade is like a dual-pronged longsword with a pulseblade down the middle |
23:56.08 | Xho_ | He doesn't use it nowadays considering he uses his essences to turn his enemies into skeletons |
23:56.14 | Xho_ | via kaboom |
23:56.33 | GreatDestroyer12 | the pinnacle of Drakodominatus melee technology are ghost claws and hypermatter tachyonic swords |
23:56.46 | GreatDestroyer12 | only a 111 of each are in existence |
23:57.02 | Xho_ | You should see Xhodocto technology |
23:57.16 | Xho_ | The weakest average thing a Xhodocto weapon does is interstellar damage |
23:57.24 | GreatDestroyer12 | gulp |
23:57.43 | GreatDestroyer12 | so how does kicath weaponry resistant to it |
23:57.47 | GreatDestroyer12 | if it is interstellar damage? |
23:57.56 | Xho_ | Well that's not melee weapons |
23:58.10 | Xho_ | Melee weapons are still immensely strong |
23:58.26 | Xho_ | Although if you made a club out of Xhodocto flesh i'd guarantee it would be stronger |
23:58.50 | Xho_ | Xhodocto melee weapons are as strong as they are heavy |
23:58.51 | GreatDestroyer12 | haha |
23:59.04 | Xho_ | Tyraz can only wield his blade because he is strong enough |
23:59.10 | GreatDestroyer12 | how tall is he |
23:59.14 | GreatDestroyer12 | and whats his sp? |
23:59.24 | Xho_ | Tyraz is about 1.8m and his SP is probably above 10,000 |
23:59.39 | Monet | There's a running joke that he is tiny. |
23:59.43 | Monet | Hi |
23:59.46 | Wormy | Hi |