IRC log for #sporewiki on 20120622

00:00.02GreatDestroyer12*yay
00:00.31Zilla_SporeWell, what do You think of him?
00:00.52GreatDestroyer12spies and assasins in the ULE
00:00.55GreatDestroyer12muahaha
00:00.57GreatDestroyer12YAY
00:01.00FalcoPunchGreatdestroyer, what's your fiction?
00:01.22GreatDestroyer12Drakodominatus Tyranny
00:01.34GreatDestroyer12{{Fiction|Drakodominatus Tyranny}}
00:01.46GreatDestroyer12===Drones===  ====Orb Class Spotter Drone====  [[File:Orb Class Spotter Drone.png]]  ====Eye Class Recon Drone====  [[File:Eye Class Recon Drone.png]]  ====Omniscient Class Spy Drone====  [[File:Omniscient Class Spy Drone.png]]  ====Hermes Class Support Drone====  [[File:Hermes Class Support Drone.png]]  ====Wraith Class Assault Drone====  [[File:Wraith Class Assault Drone.png]]  Jaeger Class Hunter Drone  [
00:01.50GreatDestroyer12waht
00:01.51GreatDestroyer12wait
00:01.52MonetLet's see... by his early teens (20-22) he will be up to Tyraz's shoulders. by his late teens (35-40 for us) he would have surpassed 2m.
00:02.00GreatDestroyer12http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Drakodominatus_Tyranny
00:03.04MonetProbably 2 1/2 metres by then, and he isnt't fully grown.
00:04.57MonetTeenage Septis - Hello Tyraz.
00:07.22LotGTyraz - How'd you get so big?
00:08.20FalcoPunchbath salts
00:08.30LotGOLOL
00:08.47MonetSeptis - *shrugs* I had a appetite I guess.
00:09.00LotGTyraz - Either that or I've gotten smaller. Again.
00:09.48Zilla_SporeAgain?
00:10.23Zilla_SporePhase-Hunter - Man, U Tiny Tyraz.
00:10.37MonetSeptis - I have had nothing special done to me if that is what you mean.
00:11.21GreatDestroyer12Jagz Lievz - You are all tiny
00:11.41MonetSeptis - Although... My father has always said how I had an ideal physique.
00:11.53GreatDestroyer12Graiz wehrz - Smallfries
00:11.55Zilla_SporePhase-hunter - Yo, Shut Yo mouth Jugz.
00:11.57LotGTyraz - Well Septis, I believe you have met my son, Kezoreg.
00:11.59LotGKezoreg - *standing at 6 metres tall* How do you do?
00:12.17FalcoPunch6 meters?
00:12.24FalcoPunchoh yeah
00:12.29Zilla_SporePhase-Hunter - yay 6 meters falco
00:12.36GreatDestroyer126 meters?
00:12.42MonetSeptis - Erm... I cannot entirely recall.
00:12.43Zilla_Spore(he breaks the fourth wall alot)
00:13.02LotGKezoreg does have part of Angazhar in him, is it any wonder he grows to be tall?
00:13.15Graiz_Wehrzfeels small now
00:13.38FalcoPunchthats like
00:13.41Zilla_SporePhase-Hunter - Darn hybrids
00:13.43FalcoPunch18 or 19 feet tall
00:13.51FalcoPunchI hate hybrids
00:13.52Zilla_SporeJezaz!
00:14.13FalcoPunch19.6 feet
00:14.17Zilla_SporeYou Got Kol, kezoreg, And Maryah. thats all i know
00:14.17MonetFalcoPunch: Oh the irony!
00:14.27LotGMaryah ain't mine
00:14.32Graiz_Wehrzonly 16.5 feet
00:14.40Zilla_SporeWell, those are the only hybrids onthe wiki.
00:14.41Graiz_Wehrzfor me
00:14.45LotGI do have Kol and Kezoreg though
00:14.53LotGAnd don't forget Falco's race of hybrids
00:14.56FalcoPunchWho's Kol?
00:14.59FalcoPunchoh wait nvm
00:15.02Zilla_SporeKol daren
00:15.35Zilla_SporeAnd Phase-hunter might be a hybrid
00:15.42MonetKezoreg, Maryah, Gianne and Invia and now Septis. SporeWiki juniors.
00:15.46Graiz_Wehrzall Drako are pure breeds
00:15.54Graiz_Wehrzim pretty sure they cant breed with anybody else
00:16.17LotGKezoreg and Maryah even get together when they're older, although Kezoreg's emo phase forces them to break up
00:16.29Zilla_SporeI'm also working on Barda Clett's son, Zorka Clett.
00:16.36FalcoPunchway to ruin the story Luc!
00:16.43FalcoPunch=P
00:17.44LotGMe and OP revealed it anyway]
00:18.00Zilla_Sporewhy most hero's have emo phases?
00:18.09Zilla_SporeThat always ruins the story for me.
00:18.23Zilla_SporeCOUGH! STAR WARS!!! COUGH!
00:18.29WormyI'm watching Star Trek Generations where Picard and Kirk meet
00:18.44Zilla_SporeCool.
00:19.24MonetUriel has had phases where had heard bad news and sulked.
00:19.38LotGKezoreg is basically lied to throughout his entire life about why he is what he is
00:19.59LotGYou'd be pissed to if your parents hid away the fact that you're related to a demonic insane warlord
00:20.05MonetAt one point Larnus jokingly/frustratedly asked if Uriel would spend the entire Andromeda War moping.
00:20.20Zilla_SporeMy ugandals are pretty blunt parents.
00:20.49Zilla_SporeThey tell the whole truth to their children, so they understand everything completely.
00:22.29MonetI hate to say it but I think Tyraz and Lezia were right to keep it secret. Imagine the amount of pressure he would have felt if he knew early on he had the blood of Satan's chief lieutenant.
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00:22.47Zilla_Sporehello oluap
00:22.56Zilla_SporeYou are right though
00:23.27FalcoPunchFor once, Lezia did something smart!
00:23.29Zilla_Sporei would want a blood test to make sure. ^^
00:23.34Zilla_SporeEgad!
00:23.37OluapPlayerhi
00:23.40LotGGod image that on Jeremy Kyle
00:23.51LotG"My parents hid the fact I'm related to Angazhar"
00:24.05Zilla_Spore"Sucks for you, Lol"
00:24.36Graiz_Wehrzhaha
00:24.40Graiz_Wehrzwhats his projected adult height
00:25.12Zilla_SporeOver 9000 feet
00:25.22MonetOluapPlayer: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120621234126/spore/images/1/1a/SpetisUltanos.png we have a new SporeWiki baby.
00:25.30Zilla_Sporegets slaped for using an over sued joke
00:25.52OluapPlayerLooks tinyfaic
00:25.53OluapPlayerWho dat
00:26.06MonetUriel's son Septis.
00:26.19OluapPlayeri c
00:26.28Monetbtw GD12, here is Arsac http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/3/3c/Arsac_%281%29.png
00:26.44Zilla_SporeShe a mean lady.
00:26.44Graiz_Wehrzthanks
00:26.52MonetWho is apparently half the size of Tyraz despite being the Draconis equivilent of 6.
00:27.06Zilla_SporeBarda Clett - I just wanted money T_T
00:27.10OluapPlayerBecause Tyraz is a midget :>
00:27.11Graiz_Wehrzi think imma make a picture of somre of my army now
00:27.56OluapPlayergonna nom now
00:28.03Zilla_Sporecya
00:30.19Graiz_Wehrzwould she be on a spaceship when i pledge support?
00:30.50MonetIt would probably be done via a remote feed. Either hologram or screen depending on theri capabilities.
00:30.54LotGI sometimes wonder if Tyraz has a better relationship with Arsac than he does with Iovera
00:31.05Graiz_Wehrzi have that tech
00:31.08Graiz_Wehrzhaha
00:31.17Graiz_Wehrzbut how about meeting her on the crusade fleet
00:31.22Graiz_Wehrzwould that be on a planet or a ship
00:31.45MonetShip most likely.
00:32.32Graiz_Wehrzok
00:32.36Graiz_Wehrzimma make that now
00:32.45Zilla_SporeWhat's happening?
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00:33.17MonetHello.
00:33.20Liquid_InkHi everybody!
00:33.35Zilla_SporeHello
00:33.37MonetTyraz does seem to be spending a lot of time with Arsac lately.
00:34.11Zilla_SporeWait, wait, What where U and Destroyer talking about Monet?
00:34.21Graiz_Wehrzhello
00:34.27Graiz_Wehrzum im joining him on his crusade
00:34.36Graiz_Wehrzwith a pretty sizable expeditionary force
00:34.38LotGIndeed, I doubt they would see each other in a romantic light though. Tyraz would not wanna Descend Arsac by accident
00:34.42Zilla_Sporeagainst the Chosen?
00:34.47Graiz_Wehrzya
00:35.13Graiz_Wehrzthe flagship of the expeditionary force is giant
00:35.16Zilla_SporeOh, is there room for anymore Empires?
00:35.18MonetAlso Arsac is one of those "married to her work" types. It would never really work.
00:35.27Graiz_Wehrzit has to be put under monets command
00:35.33Graiz_Wehrzoluap doesnt want new facrtions
00:35.34LotGIndeed, loves her job more than anything else.
00:35.47Zilla_Sporeok. I see
00:36.06Graiz_Wehrzshes a workaholic
00:36.29MonetShe doesn't really know of any other life.
00:36.53OluapPlayerBack
00:37.00Zilla_SporeWb
00:37.44Graiz_Wehrzim actually devoting a pretty sizable contingent to be put under your command
00:38.07Graiz_Wehrza condor legion of spaceships
00:38.12Graiz_Wehrzexcept bigger
00:38.12LotGUnderstandable. Though I do wonder, with the flood of Imperial Zazane coming in...
00:38.23Zilla_SporeAlright, So...um, Can i send some help as well?
00:38.39Graiz_Wehrzarent the zazane on our side as well?
00:39.00MonetThere might be some junior Zazane inquisitors.
00:39.03LotGAgainst Chosen?
00:39.19LotGNah Brood ain't fighting Chosen, though Shield (Zazane special forces) are
00:39.19Zilla_SporeI believe so.
00:39.25Graiz_Wehrzi see
00:39.38OluapPlayerChosen nommed a Shield planet :v
00:40.00Graiz_Wehrzim sending a guy whos experience stretches back to even the Drakodominatus tribal stage
00:40.15LotGHachi - Imma wabbit =:3
00:40.31Graiz_Wehrzmonet are you ok with me makign the bridge of the ship where i meet arsac rather utilitarian
00:40.32FalcoPunchBugs Bunny - Imma wabbit =:3
00:40.32OluapPlayerdum wabbit
00:40.42Zilla_SporeEmm. Monet, Would it be ok to corrdinate a Possible Inqusition Ugandalorains?
00:40.54Zilla_SporeWell, after my Shower, Brb
00:41.19MonetGraiz_Wehrz: You want me to make your bridge?
00:41.41MonetNo wait.. otherway round are you asking about my bridge design?
00:42.40Graiz_Wehrzim asking if i can make it look utilitariaan in the pic im going to make?
00:42.53Graiz_Wehrzbecause i dont know what it looks like
00:43.00Graiz_Wehrzwhat does it look like actually?
00:43.26MonetI can make the picture if you provide the PNGs for the Dominatus.
00:43.28OluapPlayerI'm gonna make a size image with your chart, Monet
00:43.35Graiz_Wehrzok
00:43.39Graiz_Wehrzthanks dude
00:43.54MonetOluapPlaye: Great, was wondering when people would start using that.
00:43.59MonetBut I cannot make it tonight.
00:44.02OluapPlayerIndoc sizes
00:44.22Graiz_Wehrzhaha sure
00:44.28Graiz_Wehrzwhat time is it where you are
00:44.37Monet1:43 am
00:45.46Graiz_Wehrzi see, britain
00:46.08Graiz_Wehrzim putting the pngs up nwo
00:47.33Graiz_Wehrzbtw how tall is arsac?
00:51.22LotGolol now you'll never find out
00:51.34Zilla_ShowerI feel ignored.
00:51.50Zilla_Showerwll, i'm off to play republic commadno
00:51.54Graiz_Wehrzok
00:54.35Liquid_InkYes.
00:55.59Wormytest
00:56.37Liquid_InkTest failed.
01:03.27Liquid_Inkruns tests on Wormy.
01:04.26Wormyoh mister
01:05.01LotGhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu4k4WI0nM8&feature=related Epic soundtrack
01:10.33Liquid_Inkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFuQ2dja7SI&feature=relmfu
01:13.45Graiz_Wehrzguys is the cyrannus empire trying to expand into every galaxy?
01:14.46LotGNno
01:14.47LotGNo
01:15.00LotGAt the moment, they are getting into relations with the AGC
01:15.31Liquid_InkThe what?
01:16.51Graiz_Wehrzok
01:16.58Graiz_Wehrzi just thought thweey were madly expansionist
01:19.44OluapPlayerhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/08/Indoc_Sizes.png
01:20.16LotGThey are expansionist, but within their own empire
01:21.42LotGI dunt see Hachi boi
01:21.56OluapPlayerThis is a species chart u dum
01:22.01OluapPlayernot a char chart
01:24.37LotGNnngh
01:31.48Liquid_InkYay France!
01:31.55FalcoPunchwoah that's an awesome chart
01:33.27FalcoPunchwhat's the little blue amster thing?
01:33.51FalcoPunch*hamster
01:34.02FalcoPunchon the Indoc chart
01:34.27OluapPlayerIt's a Kurm
01:34.35LotGWoop!
01:34.38OluapPlayerAnd it's a shrimp, not a hamster
01:34.50LotGMini tanks of kick ass
01:35.46Wormy:(
01:35.54WormyDeath of Kirk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TtMEcZk3AE
01:36.07Liquid_InkBridge on the captain!
01:36.32Wormytrolol
01:37.47WormyI'm gonna comment that
01:37.52Wormyrip it off ya
01:38.12Liquid_InkActually, it was a quote from William Shatner.
01:39.12Wormy*stops in his tracks* That would have made e look lame, you could have embarrised me
01:39.22WormyShoudn't have said
01:40.19LotGWhat happened to Kirk?
01:40.35Liquid_Ink[11:36] <Liquid_Ink> Bridge on the captain!
01:41.56LotGWait, a bridge fell on the captain?
01:42.06LotGKirk was crushed?
01:42.08Liquid_Inkhttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DroppedABridgeOnHim Page quote.
01:44.51Liquid_InkNew Sims 3 expansion pack ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
01:46.05Graiz_Wehrzoluap do the vague attack everything in sight?
01:47.38Liquid_Inkhttp://www.flickr.com/photos/simsvip/7404249384/lightbox/
01:50.05LotGYou wanna know whats funny? Brood is a tier 2 empire, yet no TV
01:52.15Liquid_InkDo they have radio?
01:52.27Liquid_InkHow about puppet shows?
01:52.41LotGThey entertain themselves with fighting, or they're learning in combat schools
01:53.16Liquid_InkNo puppet shows?
01:53.36Liquid_InkWhat if they're learning to be puppeteers?
01:53.48LotGIts not written in their genes to entertain in such a way
01:54.09Liquid_InkHow about radio?
01:54.15Liquid_Inkhttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091010205649/sims/images/0/06/Brigit_and_Bonehilda.jpg
01:54.23LotGThey have communnications, yes
01:54.30LotGBut not for entertainment purposes
01:55.01Liquid_InkBloody opressive government.
01:55.44LotGWell they don't see usage for radio
01:55.51LotGAt least for entertainment
01:56.11LotGTelevision, entertainment radio, puppet shows, its no use to them so they won't do it
01:57.25Liquid_InkYeah, there's gonna be a people's revolution soon.
01:58.42LotGNot really. They like it that way
01:59.52Liquid_InkDo they like burlesque?
02:00.17LotGNot really
02:00.27LotGThey wouldn't find it as entertaining as humans do
02:00.47Liquid_InkWatching prisoners die?
02:02.44LotGThey don't take prisoners
02:02.56Liquid_InkFirst my Sims 1 won't work, then my Sims 2's serial code dissapears, and now the Sims 3 is starting to mess up!
02:03.21GreatDestroyer12haha
02:03.28GreatDestroyer12to the Zazane
02:03.33GreatDestroyer12awesome entertainment
02:04.30LotGTo them, entertainment involves watching soldiers and warriors fight one another in bloody duels in an arena, maybe perhaps have some Zazane animals in there too. That or watching dances involving weapons and combat.
02:05.06Liquid_InkShouldn't they be watching other people's soldiers die?
02:05.12GreatDestroyer12ya
02:05.18GreatDestroyer12cant it be beating up hapeless prisoners
02:07.01LotGThey don't capture prisoners cuz they wouldn't like it themselves
02:07.50GreatDestroyer12empathy?
02:08.03GreatDestroyer12my people have no code of honor
02:08.06GreatDestroyer12just exceptionalism
02:08.07Liquid_Inkikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120612120608/spore/images/7/76/Axis_of_Not_the_Worst%2C_butWon't_be_Asked_to_Host_Intergalactic_Sport.png
02:08.18Liquid_Inkhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120612120608/spore/images/7/76/Axis_of_Not_the_Worst%2C_butWon%27t_be_Asked_to_Host_Intergalactic_Sport.png
02:08.43LotGZazane believe that being captured is dishonourable
02:08.57LotGThey would kill themselves if they were captured, and are capable of doing it biologically
02:09.08GreatDestroyer12so i cant interrogate a zazane
02:09.13Liquid_InkSo... they're the Space Japanese Empire?
02:09.21LotGYeah, kinda
02:09.40GreatDestroyer12whats zazene seppuku called
02:10.38LotGIts not really given a name, but the Zazane word for suicide is "Therek"
02:10.42GreatDestroyer12i see
02:10.45GreatDestroyer12how does it go?
02:11.36LotGBasically, there is a poison sac located next to its heart. When under a lot of stress, or when the Zazane wants it to, it explodes and fills the bloodstream with an incredibly powerful poison.
02:12.06LotGWhich, of course, kills the Zazane, though very quickly.
02:12.29Liquid_InkShouldn't they explode and take out lots of the enemy with them?
02:12.45LotGNope, they weren't designed to do that.
02:13.13GreatDestroyer12is there any intergalactic sport?
02:13.21FalcoPunchHow the hell did Zazane evolve a sac of poisonous fluids next to their hearts that they can release on command?
02:13.27Liquid_InkMagic.
02:13.31FalcoPunchGreatdestroyer12:yes
02:13.40Liquid_InkRaces!
02:14.03LotGWell Zazane actually have some mental power over their bodies
02:14.04FalcoPunchWhen the SporeWIki newspaper goes up in a week, you'll be introduced a little bit to 2
02:14.12GreatDestroyer12thanks
02:14.27FalcoPunchwell, they're mentioned, but not really explained
02:14.30GreatDestroyer12hmm which races in the galaxy employ state sanctioned torture and interrogation?
02:14.35Wormybye
02:14.39FalcoPunchbye Wormy
02:14.51LotGThey can reduce their own bleeding, explode their poison sacs, and even regenerate quicker if they focus, although this still takes a while to regrow a limb
02:15.04FalcoPunchwait, is it 3 in the morning in England-land?
02:15.14LotGYep
02:15.17FalcoPunchOr Eng-land
02:15.22FalcoPunchJesus dude
02:15.57GreatDestroyer12then zen of the zazane
02:17.28Liquid_Inkrides off into the sunset.
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02:41.21FalcoPunchhey
02:41.30LotGWut
02:41.42FalcoPunchI was saying hi to Atalomos
02:41.49LotGOh lol
02:41.54FalcoPunchlol
02:42.14GreatDestroyer12hello
02:42.21GreatDestroyer12atamolos whats your main fiction?
02:42.33AtamolosThe Mercuris Federation
02:42.44GreatDestroyer12i see
02:42.48AtamolosFalcoPunch: Hello!
02:42.52FalcoPunchHi
02:54.04Atamoloshas to leave.
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02:54.12Atamolosvanishes, as quickly as he appeared.
02:54.23The_RandomnessHello everyone
02:54.29Atamolosself-destructs, killing everyone on IRC.
02:54.45FalcoPunchis ded.
02:54.48The_RandomnessI decided to start anew with my Spore universe.
02:54.52The_Randomnessis ded
02:55.29The_RandomnessI swear Civ stage is rigged against you on Hard if you're not an economic nation.
02:57.33The_RandomnessAnyone want to hear my story involving that?
02:58.37GreatDestroyer12sure
02:58.45FalcoPunchgo ahead
02:59.40The_RandomnessSo, I finished cell stage as an omnivore, blew threw creature stage by killing anything that moved, and tribal stage was a bit of a pain, ended with Aggressive or something
02:59.53The_RandomnessSo I was a military nation in Civ stage
03:00.36The_RandomnessMy plan was to capture the first economic city that popped up, which was easy enough
03:01.04The_RandomnessThen nations started to declare war on me
03:02.29The_RandomnessAt this point I was marked for death.
03:03.24The_RandomnessThis is the fourth playthrough of Civ stage (second for this saved game) where I've had to use the moremoney cheat just to progress.
03:04.15The_RandomnessOnce I had pacified all these nations with money, I started to buy them out.
03:05.48The_RandomnessI think you guys can imagine what happened next.
03:08.56The_RandomnessI then proceeded to buy out the whole world. Somehow the last nation liked me enough to keep trading despite a relations thing near 0.
03:09.34LotGolol
03:09.35The_RandomnessBrb shower
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03:27.42The_RandomnessBack
03:28.27The_RandomnessWhen I said the thing about the playthroughs, I meant each time I tried once without cheating, then the second time I did use them.
03:30.58The_RandomnessCiv stage is probably the most frustrating stage on Hard.
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03:47.17FalcoPunchHey Ty
03:48.48Zilla_gamingI wanna RP so bad
03:52.04FalcoPunchTybusen would love to rp with you
03:52.33TybusenHi
04:14.54Zilla_gamingReally?
04:15.12FalcoPunchyes
04:15.17FalcoPunchdefinitely
04:16.36Zilla_gamingOk.
04:17.00FalcoPunchTybusen
04:17.12TybusenWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?!
04:17.20TybusenYOU DARE DISTURB MY SLUMBER
04:17.24TybusenTHOU WILL BE PUNISHED
04:17.47Zilla_gaminglol pwned
04:18.09FalcoPunchhee hee hee
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04:21.32Zilla_gamingHey there Great destroyer
04:22.05GreatDestroyer12hello
04:22.13GreatDestroyer12did you make the model of phase hunter
04:31.58GreatDestroyer12or still in proces
04:36.33Zilla_gamingstill in proces
04:51.24FalcoPunchSee ya, Luc!
04:51.30LotGCya later!
04:52.24FalcoPunchCalled that like a boss
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04:53.01GreatDestroyer12guys
04:53.16GreatDestroyer12m gonna write a fic about annexing a race of torturers and spies peacefully
04:53.25GreatDestroyer12and they will icnrease my biotech
04:53.29GreatDestroyer12is anyone willignto volunteer specimens
04:53.53FalcoPunchI volunteer Tybusen
04:54.16GreatDestroyer12the more the merrier
04:54.25GreatDestroyer12the screams will be heard across the gigaquarant
04:54.36GreatDestroyer12as we strive for biological perfection
04:54.42GreatDestroyer12and schadenfreude
04:55.30FalcoPunchGD12, do you have a user page on the Wiki?
04:55.59TybusenWhat
04:56.42GreatDestroyer12i havent edited it
04:56.53FalcoPunchoh, ok
04:56.55GreatDestroyer12i havent touched it actuall
04:57.03FalcoPunchI was wondering why I couldn't find you on the Wiki
05:00.57GreatDestroyer12haha
05:01.08GreatDestroyer12its just because i focus on the page of the Drakodominatus Tyranny
05:01.20GreatDestroyer12do you guys think it would be possible to acquire a fordanta specimen?
05:05.29FalcoPunchnot sure
05:05.34FalcoPunchask Spriggs
05:05.46FalcoPunchI don't think he would have too much of a problem with it
05:06.01FalcoPunchyou can have a [[Creature:Shymiran]]
05:06.25FalcoPunchhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature%3AShymiran
05:06.52FalcoPunchwait, what do you need them for?
05:07.11GreatDestroyer12experiments
05:07.13GreatDestroyer12of a painful sort
05:07.22GreatDestroyer12to help unlock biological potential for Drakodominatus
05:07.37GreatDestroyer12to help make us a bit more agile
05:07.44GreatDestroyer12nd to develop bio weapons
05:07.51GreatDestroyer12as previously our biotech was tier 6 level
05:07.55GreatDestroyer12till we ran into this race
05:09.00FalcoPunchoh
05:09.10GreatDestroyer12aptly named the hamoceolus
05:09.23GreatDestroyer12and they peacefully joined us so they could better their craft withm ore species
05:09.28GreatDestroyer12they are a bit sadistic though
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05:11.32JepardiHi
05:12.20GreatDestroyer12hello jepardi
05:12.33GreatDestroyer12would you like to volunteer a species for the Drakodominatus biotech program
05:12.50GreatDestroyer12it has had quantum improement since the annexation of a new speceis
05:14.29FalcoPunchI'm going to bed
05:14.36FalcoPunchgood night
05:14.53FalcoPunchTybusen- I curse you with an ancient evil
05:15.52JepardiMy species live in Cyrannus and are not very open-minded to tests with their people.
05:16.45GreatDestroyer12are you under the empire there?
05:17.33JepardiNope. Independent.
05:17.47GreatDestroyer12i see
05:17.56GreatDestroyer12even your prisoners?
05:19.03JepardiPrisoners?
05:19.21GreatDestroyer12dont you have prisoners?
05:20.06JepardiDo you mean slave?
05:20.28GreatDestroyer12are they of your species
05:20.32GreatDestroyer12and what is your species called?
05:21.34JepardiMy species is called Zio'Aeni and they forbid slavery
05:24.04GreatDestroyer12do you think i could get my hands on a fordanta
05:27.12Zilla_gamingPropbaly not
05:27.57GreatDestroyer12why?
05:31.41Zilla_gamingeh, well they are very good warriors with some really advanced tech.
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05:40.04Zilla_gaminggotta go
05:52.37GreatDestroyer12i thought they are only tier 3
06:09.33Tybusentset
06:10.40GreatDestroyer12i really need a fordanta specimen
06:10.47GreatDestroyer12multiple ones preferrably
06:11.06GreatDestroyer12ill ask spriggs
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07:26.19GreatDestroyer12liquid, whats your main fiction
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07:30.11ShalonarHI
07:30.54GreatDestroyer12hello shalonar
07:31.27GreatDestroyer12shalonar whats your main fic?
07:31.56Shalonar[[Fiction:The Divinarium]]
07:33.02GreatDestroyer12i see
07:33.14GreatDestroyer12would you be willing to give specimens to our nascent biotech program
07:33.32GreatDestroyer12after out annexation of the Haemocolus specie?
07:34.05GreatDestroyer12wait remove that question mark
07:34.14GreatDestroyer12just would you be willing to give test specimens ?
07:35.32ShalonarWait what
07:36.07ShalonarRadeons may give robots or something
07:39.16GreatDestroyer12im just asking for subjects for my biotech program
07:39.51GreatDestroyer12but would you be willing to give raedons?
07:40.06Liquid_InkThe Defensive System's Bloc is mine.
07:40.13Liquid_InkSorry for very late post.
07:42.40Liquid_Inkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FgMTAj4f_o&feature=player_embedded
07:43.17GreatDestroyer12would the DSB be willing to give a specimen of each of its species for scientific purposes?
07:45.34Liquid_InkDefine scientific purposes...
07:46.54Dr_Freudit may be painful muahahaah
07:47.30Dr_Freud(this is the guy from the species i just acquired, who are all tortrures and biotech)
07:50.07Liquid_Ink...
07:50.25Dr_Freudi see
07:50.44Dr_Freudis aliens for ethical treatment of DSB species against this?
07:51.23Liquid_InkNo, the DSB with antimatter bombs is against this.
07:52.09Dr_Freudwhy sir, my masters have anothe way of procuring subjects
07:54.44Dr_Freuddont you have prisoners you wish to execute
07:58.29Liquid_InkThat makes more sense.
07:58.59Dr_Freudwould you like to begin the shipents?
08:00.27Dr_Freudhow large is your prison population?
08:01.16Liquid_InkSmall, since capital punishment was reintroduced.
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08:02.09dino___hello
08:02.36Liquid_InkHello!
08:02.47Dr_Freudhello
08:02.56Dr_Freudwould you like to give the rest over for experiments?
08:04.13Liquid_InkIt would be a little over the top. Not dying probably means you didn't commit a major crime.
08:05.09Dr_Freudlet me repharse
08:05.18Dr_Freudwould you like to give over a significant portion?
08:06.26Liquid_InkI repeat my previous statement.
08:06.31Dr_Freudi see
08:06.37Dr_Freudhow much would you like to give over?
08:07.00Dr_Freuddino are you of the rambo nation?
08:07.56Liquid_InkHe wants to experiment on the Rambo!
08:10.31dino___hello Dr. Freud, I am indeed the founder of Rambo Nation
08:10.37dino___an experiment on a Rambo?
08:10.42Dr_Freudbtw im GreatDestroyer12
08:10.49Dr_Freudthats my account name
08:10.59Dr_Freudum generally on any species willign to give over unwanted people
08:11.29Dr_Freudthe Drakodominatus biotech program has only recently started with our inclusion in the empire shortly before
08:12.10Dr_Freudand our masters demand that we advance biotech to a suitable tier 2 level as opposed to its previous tier 6 state
08:12.16Dr_Freudthus we need specimens
08:14.32Dr_Freudwhat is your response?
08:17.58dino___oh hello
08:18.30dino___haha, well you are free to use a normal serindia for one of your tests haha. Serindia are explorers afterall
08:19.32Dr_Freudanything else?
08:20.09Liquid_InkDINO HOW COULD YOU?
08:20.47Dr_FreudLiquid, would you still like to ship your prisoner population
08:20.51Dr_Freudits not capital punishment
08:20.54Dr_Freudits not death
08:20.56Dr_Freudjust science
08:21.29ShalonarOhai dino
08:21.38ShalonarPretty early today
08:21.53Dr_Freudhow many serindia are you shipping?
08:23.36dino___Hello
08:23.42dino___yeah, was early day off!
08:24.21Dr_Freudis it one serindia
08:24.23Dr_Freudor multiple
08:25.04dino___depends on how much you need for your expirement, entire colonies ofcourse not but some wandering Serindia, why not?
08:25.14dino___How are you doing Shalonar?
08:25.23ShalonarNice
08:25.33ShalonarJust in case
08:26.15Dr_Freudwell actually just one prime sample
08:26.25Dr_Freudwe actually want asm uch diversity in subjects as we can have though
08:26.28Dr_Freudbut not entire colonies
08:26.53dino___Oh why change the name Imperios?
08:26.59dino___Anyway, how is Agnessa doing?
08:27.02ImperiosShalonar is my second name
08:27.07Imperioswell, nickname
08:27.19ImperiosI am going to make a chapter about Agnassana soon
08:27.34Imperioshttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120621134918/spore/images/d/d3/Iovera.png
08:29.03Dr_Freudso the shipments start now
08:29.10Dr_Freudis 1000 Serinidia ok?
08:30.38dino___1000? I was rather thinking about a number of 25
08:30.55dino___ah shipment? I though they simply took the vessel
08:31.05dino___@Imperis: cool!
08:31.05Dr_Freudok, 25 it is
08:33.06Dr_Freudputs 25 Serindia on ships
08:33.52Dr_Freudwarpspeed to location1
08:33.54Dr_Freudscrambles coordinates
08:35.08Dr_Freudi must warn you of something dino
08:35.20Dr_Freudi hope they have a high pain threshold
08:36.18Dr_Freudso liquid how about the DSB?
08:37.26Liquid_InkNo.
08:38.33dino___some of htem have, some not haha
08:38.34dino___brb
08:38.46Dr_Freudok liquid
08:41.36Dr_Freudyou do know the haemocoli are very sneaky and deceptive
08:42.13Dr_Freuddispatches spies
08:49.24Dr_Freudwe will find away
09:02.20dino___back
09:05.43dino___am going again
09:05.43dino___bye
09:24.29Dr_Freudwhut?
09:28.54Imperios_
09:29.47Liquid_InkBloody 70's.
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10:11.24Reebutt17~R17
10:11.24infobotR17 is Reebutt17.
10:11.33Reebutt17Okay good
10:13.32Reebutt17Impeh y u no make Brony vid for HMKids' "Prospero Burns" song?
10:16.27Reebutt17Look, Rhinos! RHINOEESSS! Our enemies hide in MEHTUL BAWKSES- the cowards, the fools! We... *asthma* ...we should take away... their Metawl BAWKSES!
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10:17.38ShalonarHi Reebutt
10:17.52Shalonarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rGWa-PcmYA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
10:17.59Reebutt17!SESKWAB lwateM rieth ...yawa ekat dlouhs ew... *amhtsa* ...eW !sloof eht, sdrawoc eht -SESKWAB LUTHEM ni edih siemene ruO !SSSEEONIHR !sonihR ,kooL
10:18.03Reebutt17herro Impeh
10:18.17Reebutt17You should make Brony vid for "Prospero Burns"
10:18.34Reebutt17and y u no put subs on Lorgar vid like you did with Horus?
10:18.44Reebutt17orrr... maybe you should put it as annotations or not?
10:18.50Reebutt17wait
10:18.54Reebutt17Captions
10:18.57Reebutt17Lolz I dum
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10:28.18JepardiHi
10:29.37Reebutt17herro
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10:30.44GreatDestroyer12hello everybody
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10:31.24CatfaceIf Monet was here I would curse him with back acne.
10:31.45GreatDestroyer12hey Catface, does the ULE break alliances on a regular basis?
10:31.54CatfaceNope.
10:31.57GreatDestroyer12for the sake of expansion
10:32.34GreatDestroyer12ok
10:32.40GreatDestroyer12so instead of aiding your enemies
10:32.46GreatDestroyer12what could i do to get on your good side
10:32.49GreatDestroyer12of the ule
10:33.12CatfaceNot even for the sake of expansion. The only reason why they would break an alliance is if they where betrayed.
10:33.37GreatDestroyer12i see
10:33.41CatfaceWell you not betray them for one.
10:33.56CatfaceWell to be fair that isn't the only reaon bur you get the idea.
10:34.06GreatDestroyer12so what could i do to enter an alliance with the ULE?
10:35.09CatfaceWell you could start by saying your not a treat to them.
10:35.41GreatDestroyer12you mean downgrade my military?
10:35.58GreatDestroyer12or just saying i wont attack
10:36.28CatfaceNo, just don't do anything that would make the ULE think that you're going to do something hostile.
10:36.54GreatDestroyer12ok
10:36.57GreatDestroyer12so no abductions
10:37.50CatfaceNo, that would not be very nice and make the ULE Mr. Grumpy faces.
10:38.02GreatDestroyer12ok
10:38.12GreatDestroyer12calling back Hunters posted to various worlds
10:38.31GreatDestroyer12anything else i have to do for an alliance?
10:39.55CatfaceWell can you offer anything beneficial to the ULE? You know stuff like trade routes.
10:40.48GreatDestroyer12hmm i can offer trade routes for hyperdense materials that we have large stock of
10:41.03GreatDestroyer12i can also help withm ilitary excercises
10:41.16GreatDestroyer12and joint research
10:41.40CatfaceTrade routes would be dandy for the ULE.
10:44.43GreatDestroyer12like elements  with an atomic number exceeding 1000
10:44.56GreatDestroyer12stuff like that
10:45.10GreatDestroyer12and neutronium
10:45.11CatfaceThats just...nifty.
10:46.21GreatDestroyer12so yeah stuff like that
10:46.25GreatDestroyer12what do you have to offer?
10:46.30GreatDestroyer12in trade?
10:47.12CatfaceLarge amount of guns and random raw goods.
10:47.23GreatDestroyer12i see
10:47.32GreatDestroyer12what the Tyranny values the most now actually
10:47.39GreatDestroyer12is not hardware but living specimens
10:47.47GreatDestroyer12for our booming biotech program
10:47.50GreatDestroyer12that jsut started
10:47.57GreatDestroyer12with the annexation of a new species
10:47.59CatfaceWell the ULE has a slave trade.
10:48.13CatfaceThat could work.
10:48.27GreatDestroyer12are there by any chance, tralor prisoners?
10:48.56GreatDestroyer12like political prisoners and the like
10:49.05CatfaceNo, thoses don't have a chance to sit around for very long.
10:49.11GreatDestroyer12ok
10:49.24GreatDestroyer12well slaves for my raw materials will be a good trade
10:49.36Catfacek
10:49.41GreatDestroyer12is there a large variety of species you trade as slaves?
10:50.59CatfaceMedium-large I guess.
10:51.09GreatDestroyer12that would be wonderful
10:51.37GreatDestroyer12well im mid-high tier 2 b/c annexation of the haemoculi and their biotech
10:51.45GreatDestroyer12i hope you dont care about physical suffering of slaves
10:52.32CatfaceNope. Your slaves not ours.
10:53.03GreatDestroyer12that is perfect
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10:54.08GreatDestroyer12i can also send people to help against umc and ignatus
10:54.24GreatDestroyer12all my wars now are extragalactic though
10:54.35GreatDestroyer12except expansion in Mirus
10:56.28JepardiI myself prefer not to be involed in many wars.
10:56.38GreatDestroyer12i only have one war going on
10:56.43GreatDestroyer12and thats monets crusade
10:56.55GreatDestroyer12the expansion in mirus i do not have to elaborateo n
10:58.23JepardiBut there is going to be a rebellion in my fiction.
10:58.31GreatDestroyer12what is your fiction?
10:58.37JepardiSoon
10:59.05JepardiZio'Aeni Republic
10:59.35JepardiThere isn't any story yet though
11:00.09GreatDestroyer12ok
11:00.28GreatDestroyer12would you want to trade living specimens for materials?
11:01.11JepardiIf you can trade to Cyrannus
11:01.41GreatDestroyer12i can
11:02.07GreatDestroyer12whatsyour species called?
11:02.24JepardiI can give you some spaceship engineers
11:02.32GreatDestroyer12not engineers
11:02.36GreatDestroyer12i just need specimens
11:02.39GreatDestroyer12for a biotech program
11:02.48JepardiZio'aenies
11:03.04JepardiOk
11:03.26JepardiGtg
11:03.31GreatDestroyer12ok
11:03.32GreatDestroyer12bye
11:12.25GreatDestroyer12are you gonna put me in the galactic relations page for you
11:12.29GreatDestroyer12in case you want
11:12.31GreatDestroyer12tier 2
11:12.38GreatDestroyer12and i think high threat
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11:24.29CatfaceHi
11:25.33GreatDestroyer12hello oluap
11:26.00GreatDestroyer12do you have any empires wishing to give fresh specimens to the Tyranny
11:26.18OluapWorkerNo
11:26.36CatfaceOluap guide my ship.
11:28.10GreatDestroyer12ok, i actually have plenty of specimens for the biotech program now tho
11:38.40Catfacetest
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11:41.59WormyHi
11:42.18WormyThats weird, one of my surnames appeared in the turing test thing
11:44.30GreatDestroyer12haha
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11:45.03AdmiralPandaHai
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11:46.11MonetHello.
11:46.12OluapWorkerhello
11:46.51OluapWorkerhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120622011931/spore/images/0/08/Indoc_Sizes.png I told you I would use your chart and so I did
11:47.02AdmiralPandaOhai Monet
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11:47.26AdmiralPandaHai Ink
11:47.33AdmiralPandaNo chemistry joke today :(
11:47.46Liquid_Inkvivisects Wormy.
11:47.47CatfaceYou know you have a badass army when even viking armies run away from you.
11:48.06MonetCatface: Wat dis?
11:48.12AdmiralPandaCorrection: You know you have a badass army when even suicidally fanatic cultists run away from you.
11:48.26CatfaceMount & Blade Warband mod.
11:48.49Liquid_Inkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_j2PpZKIJw
11:48.59MonetOluapWorker: I saw. However I did say on the blog the creatures are measured withotu clothes.
11:49.09OluapWorkeriduncarelul
11:49.11AdmiralPandaVikings would actually retreat from time to time- it was just when they went berserk that they wouldn't
11:49.14GreatDestroyer12hello monet
11:49.21GreatDestroyer12hello spriggs
11:49.26AdmiralPandaOhai
11:49.35AdmiralPandaGoing to try to save the Imperium on sunday
11:49.37Liquid_InkI believe we need to make a fiction page for Galactic Code.
11:49.38CatfaceThey all retreated away. Even when they had numbers un there side.
11:49.51OluapWorkerWhat matters is now I can see how the Duletha are big compared to the rest
11:49.51AdmiralPandaCatface: Ok that's pretty impressive
11:50.02GreatDestroyer12spriggs by any chance would the fordanta be open to sending biotech specimens over to the Tyranny?
11:50.21AdmiralPandaWell the Fordanta don't use biotech anyway, and even if they did they still wouldn't.
11:50.22R17_DoW(Not their own kind though, I think?)
11:50.44AdmiralPandaWouldn't send any over that is.
11:50.48GreatDestroyer12not the technology
11:50.51GreatDestroyer12i mean fordanta
11:51.18AdmiralPandaWait wha? Say that again? I must have misunderstood you.
11:51.24Liquid_InkI wish Ghelae were here.
11:51.37GreatDestroyer12i mean
11:51.46GreatDestroyer12send living breathing fordanta over for experiments
11:51.52GreatDestroyer12preferrably prisoners
11:51.55GreatDestroyer12or people of no use
11:52.12MonetErm....
11:52.24AdmiralPandaFordanta : Aw hell no
11:52.47GreatDestroyer12ok
11:52.55GreatDestroyer12i see
11:53.08MonetWhile catface was busy killing vikings I was building a virutal city.
11:53.11GreatDestroyer12monet would the di be willing to send slaves over for experiments?
11:53.15Liquid_InkAre you still looking for test subjects?
11:53.19MonetNow powered through hydrogen fusion!
11:53.24GreatDestroyer12the more the merrier
11:53.36CatfaceMonet: I was defending farmers.
11:53.44MonetGD12: DI don't export or import slaves.
11:53.49GreatDestroyer12ok
11:54.03GreatDestroyer12hmm well i think i have a sufficient number alread
11:54.03GreatDestroyer12y
11:54.09GreatDestroyer12all i need is a loron
11:54.15GreatDestroyer12and i can get tons of those
11:54.29GreatDestroyer12through a way that gives comic relief
11:54.43AdmiralPandaMain reasoning with Fordanta is they don't approve of ANYTHING involving messing around with the Fordan body, beyond the obvious necessary medical procedures.
11:54.54GreatDestroyer12i see
11:55.02GreatDestroyer12because they believe their body is perfect?
11:55.10AdmiralPandaGD12: Like, say, lifetime's worth of fried chicken in a completely legit white unmarked white van?
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11:55.28GhelaeHello.
11:55.29AdmiralPanda'Perfect' in the sense of you shouldn't be doing unnatural things to it.
11:55.40AdmiralPandaHi Ghel
11:55.45GreatDestroyer12i see
11:55.47GreatDestroyer12hi Ghelae
11:55.58OluapWorkerhi
11:55.58GreatDestroyer12well ive already got a pretty large amount of species
11:56.02MonetPanda: Draconis are similar. They typically don't believei n cybernetics or supersolder projects.
11:56.32GreatDestroyer12complete opposite on my part
11:56.42GreatDestroyer12its servos and cyberentics all the way to help enhance
11:56.45Liquid_InkGhelae: [21:49] <Liquid_Ink> I believe we need to make a fiction page for Galactic Code.
11:57.03GhelaeI'm not even sure how much of a Galactic Code there is in fiction.
11:57.19OluapWorkerThere isn't as far as things have gone
11:57.22GreatDestroyer12so we treat ourselves like grox even though Drakdominatus are already physically pretty awesome
11:57.27GhelaeThe only reason things like Planet Busters aren't used more often is because planets are useful.
11:57.41GreatDestroyer12monet dont you have division 912
11:57.43CatfaceThe galactic code has been broken quite a bit.
11:57.46OluapWorkerGalactic Code is an hindrance in-game and would be an hindrance in the fictionverse
11:57.54AdmiralPandaThere probably is one for the lower orders, but higher-end civilisations have probably transcended such a 'mundane' set of rules
11:58.10GreatDestroyer12exceptionalism
11:58.11AdmiralPandaI mean, hell, who's gonna enforce the 'no blowing up planets' rule on the DCP?
11:58.21Liquid_Ink...Xhodocto?
11:58.27AdmiralPandaLike they care :3
11:58.31MonetGD12: Draconis are changing. I have ot admit.
11:59.01AdmiralPandaO btw guys, on sunday I get to try and save the Imperium from being completely F***ed over by Abaddon
11:59.25GreatDestroyer12lol thats the name of my tyrant
11:59.27CatfaceMonet: What is the Draconis' opinion on biological warfare?
11:59.55GhelaeBRB, the beeper's not working for me again.
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12:00.23GhelaeHello.
12:00.24Ghelae~hi
12:00.25infobothello, ghelae
12:00.29R17_DoWGhelae
12:00.32GhelaeYeah, it''s working now.
12:00.35R17_DoWokay then
12:00.36Ghelae~how are you?
12:00.36infobotGhelae: you know how it is...
12:00.37MonetCatface: They're not against it but they have eithics. They have used virus bombs in the past but the virii used are typically designed to kill victims quickly.
12:01.13GreatDestroyer12the drakodominatus are even more immoral and unethical now with the addition of the new haemocolkus race
12:01.14R17_DoWAdmiralPanda: What Warhammer game or whatever? Tabletop?
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12:01.26AdmiralPandaBattlefleet Gothic tournament
12:01.30GreatDestroyer12which are renowed as torturers , spies, and biotech people
12:01.31R17_DoWOkay, I see then.
12:01.43AdmiralPandaEldar pirates vs about a quarter of a Chaos war fleet :D
12:02.08AdmiralPandaIf I win, the Planet Killer gets stuck on a planet for about two turns, giving the Imperium time to make a comeback from losing Cadia
12:02.11CatfaceThe ULE use nerve agent bombs that kill fairly quickly but its a nasty and painfully. They mostly only use bio-weapons to send a message.
12:02.38GreatDestroyer12you people are so humane
12:02.49GreatDestroyer12the tyranny with the addition of the new race
12:02.55GreatDestroyer12has two variations of bombs
12:03.01GreatDestroyer12a quick kill bomb that kills instantly
12:03.05GreatDestroyer12and one designed for pain
12:03.08R17_DoWXarik-Radux use corrosive Xarikspatial gas when they bomb a Planet.
12:03.20GreatDestroyer12that doesnt kill but incapacitates and leaves in agony
12:03.21MonetDraconis are civilised :P
12:03.22AdmiralPandacondenses Gaseous_Ink into a more useful form.
12:03.50OluapWorkerOne of the main weapons of the Indocs is a bioweapon
12:03.50AdmiralPandathrows Solid_Ink at Monet
12:04.00CatfaceLong live the king http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl-Ug3B2pjs
12:04.05OluapWorkerShipeater microbes that...well...eat ships
12:04.26AdmiralPandaKo: You don't say :Nick Cage Face:
12:04.31GreatDestroyer12then we have the nanoswarm
12:04.35GreatDestroyer12but thats high profile
12:04.47GreatDestroyer12but the haemocoli are pretty sadistic
12:04.58MonetThey sound it.
12:05.02OluapWorkerYes I say :Ducreux Face:
12:05.04AdmiralPandaFordanta don't really do too much of that, except their assassins.
12:05.52AdmiralPandaIt's kinda freaky checking on your beloved overlord to find he's been turned into leader puree and spread evenly across the walls of his personal chambers.
12:05.55MonetI love how hakonians claim they are better, but they will all die by the millions when the DI drop EMPs on them duringp lanetary assaults.
12:06.24AdmiralPandaThe ISF would just hack them remotely and shut them down. Saves time and ammo
12:06.34OluapWorkerhttp://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/333/341/9f4.png Epic win
12:06.48CatfaceThe ULE thinks bombarding a planet to hell is more repsectful than using bio-weapons.
12:06.49AdmiralPandaBut seriously though, when have any of Irskaad's fictions ever managed to actually live up to their threats?
12:06.56R17_DoWRadukh the Contempting One - Ah... Hakonians are sad, contemptible creatures.
12:06.57MonetDropping EMP is standard imperial protocol for attacking enemy planets.
12:07.10AdmiralPandaFair enough then
12:07.12GhelaeAdmiralPanda: Asgords have successfully petted a lot of people.
12:07.22GreatDestroyer12what are hakonians
12:07.26AdmiralPandaGhelae: That's not a threat, that's a promise
12:07.27R17_DoWCyborg dudes
12:07.35R17_DoW(that was to GreatDestroyer)
12:07.36GhelaeAs far as most people are concerned, it's a threat.
12:07.41GreatDestroyer12i see
12:07.50R17_DoWhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Terridor_Federation They are part of this empire.
12:08.00GreatDestroyer12Drakodominatus dont care much about the physical state of the planet
12:08.05GreatDestroyer12they can live in most places
12:08.13AdmiralPandaTrue, but I was talking about threats the KG races have made to others, rather than how the threats are percieved
12:08.13OluapWorkerdum Iteok fanboys
12:08.15Monethakonians have come to the conclusion they are 'superior' because they are jsut heads encased in robot bodies.
12:08.25AdmiralPandaPrettymuch
12:08.29GreatDestroyer12but the haemoculi are making them much more unnescessarily sadistic
12:08.45AdmiralPandaWhereas the ISF considers themselves limited because they're just organics partially augmented
12:08.46GhelaeNo, I don't think any Kraw Galaxy races that have made a threat, with the intention of it being a threat, have ever successfully carried it out.
12:09.24OluapWorkerNew Iteok Glory seems to be the only one, but they're from the future and I'm not sure if that counts
12:09.29AdmiralPandaI'm still trying to decide if it's because they suck, or if it's because everyone else is just legitimately better than them
12:09.40CatfaceBeepboop http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Tralor_Resistance_Army
12:09.46GhelaeYou'd think with things like weaponised black holes, their military forces would be more effective.
12:09.47R17_DoWCyrannian maed AT-AT
12:09.48R17_DoWdurp
12:09.59GhelaeXho milked AT-AT
12:10.02GhelaeBut that's another story.
12:10.05OluapWorkerNo, it's because Irsk's fiction is Tier 4
12:10.07R17_DoWL O L
12:10.09R17_DoWCow Walkers
12:10.11OluapWorkerAnd everyone else's are powerhouses
12:10.22Monetit is mainly because they pick fights with giants.
12:10.27R17_DoWNothing a good Lascannon can't handle.
12:10.37GreatDestroyer12haha
12:10.44OluapWorkerNew Tralor resistance?
12:10.44AdmiralPandaOr a nova cannon or two
12:10.49R17_DoW(I was referring to my statement)
12:10.49GreatDestroyer12a hellstorm cannon
12:10.52OluapWorkerVouinas - y so much cockroaches
12:10.57R17_DoWNova and Hellstorm cannons?
12:11.06GreatDestroyer12hellstorm is a titan weapon
12:11.07GhelaeIt's because the Kraw Galaxy is hopelessly unrealistic. Irsk has basically made an entire galaxy out of his personality flaws.
12:11.18R17_DoWDestroyer: I see... almost forgot.
12:11.38WormyIndeed
12:11.40GreatDestroyer12but drakodominatus dont use bobardment when invading worlds they want to colonize
12:11.43GhelaeHow many people in Irsk's fiction who have ever held an opinion have ever admitted that they were wrong?
12:11.50GreatDestroyer12because for those they just use waves of conscripts
12:11.54GreatDestroyer12who are actually in power armor
12:12.01R17_DoWand anyways, I should have said this days ago but... cheers to Destroyer for being a fellow Warhammerer!
12:12.07GreatDestroyer12thanks
12:12.10AdmiralPandaGhelae: One I think
12:12.10OluapWorkerOnly Kies as far as I remember
12:12.13R17_DoWNo problemo
12:12.18GhelaeExactly.
12:12.21GreatDestroyer12Drakodominatus troops are only used for the most dangerous operatiosn
12:12.23MonetUnfortunately KG aliens can't do threee things before they unwittingly piss someone off.
12:12.33GhelaeWhich is, again, like Irskaad.
12:12.38AdmiralPandaActually I don't think Kies even admitted he was wrong, I think he just realised he made allies with the wrong people
12:12.49R17_DoWWhat three things?
12:12.52OluapWorkerHe admitted he was wrong
12:12.53AdmiralPandaMonet: I'd say two probably. The first one is speak, the second one is anything
12:12.57OluapWorkerCheck part 2 of Tzhwar
12:13.10CatfaceThe KG seems like a therapy session.
12:13.11AdmiralPandaOk, that would make two by my count I think then
12:13.20GhelaeAnd Kies was only the way he was so that the plot of Tzhrhokia would happen.
12:13.25WormyMe and Irsk plan on making the KGGC a fifth race due to some Grox migrating ad brining their tech.  Then with help of the Tahar AI Kraw galaxy will turn into a fortress and the Kraw races will invade the universe
12:13.26MonetThing is, the Tahar were so zealous that a mob burned a diplomat's home to the ground.
12:13.27GreatDestroyer12but drakodominatus are alot about terror doctrine as it easier than actually fighting
12:13.43GreatDestroyer12thus unnescessary overwhelming force
12:14.03R17_DoWDumhars
12:14.07R17_DoWDum Tahars
12:14.12OluapWorkerKG races have the tendency of not caring for other cultures
12:14.14MonetCorect me if I am wrong but don't diplomats usually live in an embassy or with the heads of local government?
12:14.17OluapWorkerThat's what get them in trouble
12:14.20OluapWorkergets
12:14.27AdmiralPandaPrettymuch
12:14.27GreatDestroyer12catface what can the tralor resistance do if they are only tier 3
12:14.29GreatDestroyer124 im nea
12:14.31GhelaeKG races have the tendency of not being able to comprehend other cultures.
12:14.41AdmiralPandaAt least the Fordanta are smart enough to realise they DON'T know everything about other races
12:14.47OluapWorkerNo I think they really don't care
12:14.56OluapWorkerThey impose their culture on other species
12:15.00CatfaceThe KG races have cookie cutter personalities.
12:15.01AdmiralPandaKies didn't care
12:15.02GreatDestroyer12is kraw galaxy all irskaad?
12:15.03MonetUsually atacking an embassy is considered invasion of foreign soil. so Tahars technically declared war with an angry mob.
12:15.05OluapWorkerand ignore the original
12:15.09AdmiralPandaGD12: yup
12:15.10GhelaeAsgords and Tahars do that especially.
12:15.14CatfaceGD12: You'll be surprised.
12:15.26GreatDestroyer12imo the fordanta are the most respectably people
12:15.32GreatDestroyer12thier code of honor however
12:15.33GreatDestroyer12is exploitable
12:15.35OluapWorkerThere are some extragalactic empires in Kraw
12:15.36GreatDestroyer12muahahahha
12:15.53AdmiralPandaGD12: Good luck, they're not your average stupidly/blindly honourable people.
12:16.12Monetit took the TCC to stop Ma'Fest subduing the Tahars with a fleet of dominatrices.
12:16.15AdmiralPandaAlso, the code of honour only applies when the other guy can be considered honourable
12:16.26GreatDestroyer12they are smart, but drakodominatus aways fantasize about butchering knights
12:16.41AdmiralPandaAgain, good luck :D
12:16.47GreatDestroyer12y
12:16.49GreatDestroyer12a
12:16.50AdmiralPandaYou're gonna need it
12:16.54GreatDestroyer12i will actually
12:16.56OluapWorkerYou could say the most tolerant empire of the galaxy is the KGGC who has a "we don't take part of any conflicts" policy
12:17.14CatfaceThe ULE are quite odd in terms of honor. They can wipe out entire races yet they would die for an ally of an ally without thinking twice most of the time.
12:17.16AdmiralPandaNot getting into conflicts doesn't always make them the most tolerant empire
12:17.17MonetMore like "we don't do anything" policy :>
12:17.23GreatDestroyer12assuming i get my hands on one, another will just void key into his containment cell
12:17.27GhelaeActually, there are supposed to be tens of thousands of empires in the galaxy; most of them are probably quite tolerant. :P
12:17.38AdmiralPandaVoid Keys are biosynched
12:17.39OluapWorkerYes I'm nagging Irsk to get the KGGC in the Tzhwar
12:17.45OluapWorkerBut he's a slow little man
12:17.58GhelaePerhaps the Kraw Galaxy is more dystopian than it looks.
12:17.59GreatDestroyer12so ya,its pretty impractical to try kidnapping
12:18.07MonetKGGC remind me of the Neutral aliens from Futurama.
12:18.20AdmiralPandaEven if you somehow got a hold of an active one, it'd atomise you when you tried to use it.
12:18.21OluapWorkerTell my wife I said hello
12:18.26GhelaeOnly the most intolerant, xenophobic nations get anywhere, while every other empire only has a few overcrowded planets to their name.
12:18.39AdmiralPandaThat's a good point Ghelae
12:18.46GreatDestroyer12ya
12:18.52Solid_Inkruns away to avoid suspicion.
12:18.54GreatDestroyer12and it would be too much trouble to dow you
12:18.57CatfaceI picture the KG empires being brainwashed sheeples ruled by conformity.
12:19.06GreatDestroyer12i mena
12:19.14GreatDestroyer12you probably have sleeper agents in the Tyranny
12:19.31AdmiralPandaOr the ones that follow a feudalistic perspective, like the Fordanta
12:19.47GreatDestroyer12whats fordanta bushido called?
12:20.09Monet*DI adopts several KG species under Pax Draconica. Said aliens become the new KG superpowers* - win
12:20.20OluapWorkerlol
12:20.22GreatDestroyer12btw can fordanta see stealth cloaks?
12:20.30OluapWorkerMakes me wonder what Anteddy sees in the Kraw Galaxy
12:20.38OluapWorkerHe seems unnaturally interested in it
12:20.40MonetSheep :>
12:20.42GreatDestroyer12they seem hyper acute in their senses
12:20.56GhelaeI imagine that Monet is right.
12:21.05OluapWorkerMaybe he wants to turn the galaxy into some kind of circus for himself
12:21.05AdmiralPandaFirst question: Each Path has its own name.
12:21.15AdmiralPandaSecond question: Yup, just not many Paths use them.
12:21.19CatfaceOP: Raw material, political power, and military bases
12:21.27OluapWorkerPolitical power
12:21.28GhelaeThe DCP already use the Kraw Galaxy as a weapons testing ground.
12:21.29OluapWorkerKraw Galaxy
12:21.33GreatDestroyer12i mean can they detect?
12:21.34OluapWorkerI think i'm missing something here
12:21.44MonetIt took Tyranus two meetings before the Kraw Empire agreed to add the entire federation to the imperial fold.
12:22.07AdmiralPandaOh right, well yes. Most of the time they can either see them themselves (i.e. the Predator would get nowhere) or they have detection technology made available to them.
12:22.15OluapWorkerKies - I'M DESPERATE HELP KILL EVERYONE     Tyranus - lolk    Kies - ey galaxy is now yours
12:22.21OluapWorker*yey
12:22.24GreatDestroyer12Drakdominatsu Hunter- Dammit
12:22.29MonetBaah!
12:23.03GreatDestroyer12whats the gravity on fordan?
12:23.07OluapWorkerhttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zha2PatAMA4/T8jpXYiqfvI/AAAAAAAAAIM/w9rgzEJ90j4/s1600/baby_sheep.jpg This is Monet
12:23.09CatfaceThe ULE is strip mining Kraw galaxy planets and building ships in ship yards.
12:23.10AdmiralPandaMain reason is Fordanta are used to hunting chameleonic prey (including other Fordanta)
12:23.16AdmiralPandaAbout 0.7G
12:23.23GreatDestroyer12i see
12:23.40AdmiralPandaAnd it's Forda
12:23.52MonetThat WAS their contact: CyraEmp arrives, asks for territory, few months later Kiesp isses everyone off and his 'BFF' agrees to help.
12:23.53GreatDestroyer12ok thanks
12:24.12OluapWorkerExactly as planned *anteddyface.png*
12:24.26CatfaceI honestly want to make a KG race.
12:24.30GreatDestroyer12hmm the only way i can visualize doing a beatdown of the fordanta
12:24.32OluapWorkerAnd the CyraEmp never moved a single finger until the Iteok Glory attacked it
12:24.34GreatDestroyer12is luring them into a planet
12:24.39GreatDestroyer12then orbital bombardmnet
12:24.44GreatDestroyer12kind a like in the rock
12:25.11AdmiralPandaGD12: Again, kinda hard to pull that one off.
12:25.13MonetThe empire blew up all TAE colonies and Kies *somehow* was oblivious to the news that millions of TAE Asgord died in defiance of a declaration the empire made months ago.
12:25.27GreatDestroyer12its prefferable to close combat with them
12:25.51AdmiralPandaIt's actually not as hard anymore because the entire active military isn't issued Void Keys anymore, but you'd be hard pressed to get bombardment-rated ships close enough
12:25.54MonetI would have thought that would been big news.
12:26.09OluapWorkerKies didn't really take other leaders' consideration into it as far as things have gone
12:26.22GreatDestroyer12hmm then my superweapon the Nanoswarm
12:26.24OluapWorkerKo'han was always against the idea of a galactic-wide war
12:26.29GreatDestroyer12against just a squad
12:26.34CatfaceKies is king of the Derp and baron of Herp.
12:26.40GhelaeMonet: Kies probably thought all of those Asgords were lying.
12:26.55MonetAsgord? Lying?
12:27.02Monetdoesn to compute!
12:27.03WormyDoctor Who: Every Single Death In New Who http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HmLbPvsjAg&feature=related
12:27.03GhelaeKies.
12:27.09GhelaeThat is all I need to say.
12:27.09GhelaeKies.
12:27.11AdmiralPandaKies really didn't understand the first thing of anything really
12:27.14AdmiralPanda^^^
12:27.33GhelaeKies was a character deliberately constructed in order to be, to use the technical term, dum.
12:27.37GreatDestroyer12how do void keys actually work?
12:27.42AdmiralPandaIt wouldn't be hard to imagine him
12:27.50MonetReporter - Millions of Asgord died today after all colonies in the Cyrannus galaxy were destroyed. Observers noted seeing vanator-class crusiers hoving over momnts before the devastation | Kies - meh.
12:27.52AdmiralPandaBeing a decent soldier, but he'd be a crap leader
12:27.59AdmiralPandaCorrection, he WAS a crap leader
12:28.18OluapWorkerKies didn't believe when anyone told him the CyraEmp was manipulating him
12:28.18AdmiralPandaGD12: They basically create an inter dimensional bubble around you, then slip you between dimensions
12:28.28OluapWorkerNot even his girlfriend as far as I remember
12:28.30GreatDestroyer12i see
12:28.36GreatDestroyer12does it go 4th dimension?
12:28.39AdmiralPandaHe thought Hel' BETRAYED him. That's about as sum as anyone gets.
12:28.52MonetOluapWorker: he did, then Yurannus said otherwise.
12:28.56MonetTyranus*
12:28.57AdmiralPandaGD12: No, it goes to the Void. Where else would it go?
12:29.02GreatDestroyer12haha
12:29.04GreatDestroyer12so kinda like webway
12:29.08GreatDestroyer12in 40k
12:29.12AdmiralPandaNot really
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12:29.23GhelaeHello.
12:29.35JepardiTiredHi
12:29.38Catfacefeeds Monet some cold leftover steak
12:29.42AdmiralPandaThe webway is like climbing into a tube, whereas Void Keys are like being in the middle of a bubble you just blew.
12:30.02CatfaceFucking bubbles!
12:30.02MonetCome to think of it, the Kraw Empire was actually doing okay when the Draconis had an undercover agent working as PM.
12:30.02GreatDestroyer12the quality of your troops is so high
12:30.14GreatDestroyer12how many troops do you have
12:30.21MonetThat is a sign!
12:30.41AdmiralPandaWell the Fordanta don't really have an active military per se
12:30.42OluapWorkerlol
12:30.56GreatDestroyer12is every fordanta a soldier though?
12:30.56GhelaeAdmiralPanda: Although it's supposed to be mysterious alien technology, it actually sounds like what would be known elsewhere in the universe as a "hyperluminal transfer beam".
12:31.18AdmiralPandaBut I'd put it at around maybe 1-2 million Warriors, and most of the rest would have at least minor training.
12:31.58MonetIt is a lesson to the Kraw Empire - they will nto suck as a protectorate of the DI.
12:32.01AdmiralPandaFordanta are strongly encouraged to at least TRY to be a soldier, and while it's the most common path, they aren't the majority.
12:32.20GreatDestroyer12i see
12:32.28AdmiralPandaGhelae: Just because it was created by an alien civilisation tens of bajillions of years ago doesn't mean it can't be understood
12:32.54GhelaeIt all seems pretty understandable, then. :P
12:32.55GreatDestroyer12ok so no fordan specimes for me then
12:33.02GreatDestroyer12]too much trouble
12:33.04AdmiralPandaAnd actually the Void Keys were created by the Fordanta
12:33.18AdmiralPandaIt was just the Void that the Ancestors created
12:33.23MonetOne thing puzzles me: Apparently there is a law that all empires have ot be independant nations.
12:33.30R17_DoWI remember reading up st00f that described the Fordan void as something like a "green light". That, along the fact that it can serve as a primary interstellar travel method exclusive to the Fordanta reminds me of the Arilou, the Captain and the "Quasispace" dimension from Star Control.
12:33.39R17_DoWalongside
12:33.41R17_DoW*
12:33.43MonetThey can have alliances, but apparently conquiest si nto allowed.
12:33.51Monetconquest is not*
12:33.52AdmiralPandaThe light is actually the energy release from atmospheric atoms being excited by the gate opening
12:34.04GreatDestroyer12i see
12:34.07GhelaeMonet: In the Kraw Galaxy? Apparently the independance laws state that there needs to be one empire for each species. The borders are open for immigration, but seem to be rarely used.
12:34.09AdmiralPandaThe void itself is pitch black and streaked by lightning
12:34.12GreatDestroyer12can other ships get into the void or no?
12:34.33AdmiralPandaOnly with Void transit technology, or through an official Void Gate station
12:34.51AdmiralPandaWhich requires two mountains worth of paperwork and a constant armed escort.
12:34.51R17_DoWPanda: I see then.
12:35.14OluapWorkerhttp://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4560715_460s_v1.jpg
12:36.06R17_DoWlol
12:37.02GreatDestroyer12is fordanta a hidden world?
12:37.13GreatDestroyer12or is its coords public knowledge
12:37.14GhelaeMonet: Although I have a feeling the borders may only be open as a direct result of the founding of the KrawFed, and that in itself was started by Apalos.
12:37.27GhelaeGreatDestroyer12: You keep on giving the planet longer and longer names. :P
12:37.30R17_DoWDestroyer: It's Forda.
12:37.33MonetSo it seems the Kraw Galaxy does have a galactic code, it is just that extragalactics do not care about it.
12:37.37R17_DoWjust... Forda
12:37.45GreatDestroyer12sorry
12:37.47GreatDestroyer12forda
12:37.51R17_DoWFordanta are the Fordanta race themselves, and it's okay
12:38.10GhelaeIt does seem like the international laws of the Kraw Galaxy must be terribly written.
12:38.16GreatDestroyer12but is it publicly accesible?
12:38.32Ghelae"Each empire has the right to be independant" is all we ever hear of that law.
12:38.54AdmiralPandaGD12: It doesn't have co-ordinates per se, because it's the only place in the entire dimension, but it's hardly public acid.
12:39.02MonetAs much as Kies would not agree, they could not have gotten where they are today without people from other galaxies.
12:39.02GhelaeWhich is arguably tautological at best; it wouldn't be its own empire is it weren't independant.
12:39.38GreatDestroyer12its in the void ?
12:39.51AdmiralPandaYup, you really should have read the page :3
12:40.11GreatDestroyer12im loading it up now
12:40.34GreatDestroyer12there goes my plans of spies
12:40.52AdmiralPandaYeah not gonna happen
12:41.10AdmiralPandaAll aliens on the world are constantly monitored by mandatory tracking implants
12:41.33GreatDestroyer12i see
12:41.48MonetThe largest empires tend to care the most about internal security.
12:42.07AdmiralPandaWhen it's your home world you care
12:42.26AdmiralPandaSecurity procedures are much more lax on other worlds, but Forda is a different case
12:42.43MonetLook at Alcanti: Its defences could rival that of Holy Terra!
12:43.03R17_DoWor the DCP's Mirenton, maybe.
12:43.24MonetProbably not Mirenton.
12:43.26AdmiralPandaForda wins: They can just seal up the Void and lock out everyone
12:43.48R17_DoW(ermm... Mirenton from back before the DCP were temporarily taken out of the "action")
12:43.58GhelaeApalos wins by neither having nor needing a homeworld. :P
12:44.04OluapWorkerapalos dum
12:44.22GhelaeYeah. :D
12:44.23AdmiralPandaActually that excludes them from the best defended home world competetion
12:44.30OluapWorkerThe Chosen's homeworld is so defended and so hidden no one knows where it is...not even me :v
12:44.37AdmiralPandaSo technically they don't place at all
12:44.40GhelaeOh, and they were hoping to win that prize as well!
12:44.56GhelaeThey'll be so disappointed when I break the news to them. :P
12:44.56AdmiralPandaLike they care :3
12:45.17AdmiralPandaHey, they can have a consolation prize! *Gives the Apalos a Dvottie*
12:45.21MonetR17_DoW: I would not compare Alcanti'scapablities to Mirenton's because the DCP is still very advanced ocmpared to the DI.
12:45.30R17_DoWI see
12:46.09AdmiralPandaWhich reminds me, Gunnery! All available power to the Lezia Cannon!
12:46.27MonetThe DI has hundreds of thousands of ships around thep lanet, the DCP has millions which by the standards of most empires are almost indestructible.
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12:47.09GreatDestroyer12ya Drakon is extremely well defended to and only Drakon and only diplomats are allowed there
12:47.21GreatDestroyer12in addition the gravity would make it hell for most armies
12:47.30R17_DoWHngh Monet already used the name "Drakon"
12:48.05GreatDestroyer12i see
12:48.05R17_DoWespecially for Draconid Imperium religion.
12:48.15GreatDestroyer12hmm
12:48.28MonetI called dibs on having a dragon god :>
12:48.29GreatDestroyer12im gonna retcon that to Demorgon Prime
12:48.41R17_DoWor Drakodos Prime maybe?
12:48.45GreatDestroyer12considering how my guys dont even look like dragons now
12:48.53GreatDestroyer12Demogorgon Prime
12:49.01GreatDestroyer12thats the name of my neutron star
12:49.04GreatDestroyer12that it orbits
12:49.11MonetNeutron star?
12:49.23OluapWorkerAnd I called dibs on the term "Drac"
12:49.26OluapWorkersmacks Monet about
12:49.40AdmiralPandaYeah we've already had the brain melt over life near a neutron star.
12:49.45MonetI nickname the Draconis 'Draks'!
12:50.06GreatDestroyer12ya but Demogrgon Prime is pretty far from it, so still livable
12:50.09AdmiralPandaAi wanna wite a spess battul
12:50.17GreatDestroyer12gonna take a while to get used to that name
12:50.23R17_DoWDemorgon
12:50.33GreatDestroyer12sorry misspelling
12:50.37GreatDestroyer12Demogorgon
12:50.45OluapWorkerFordanta are crushed to deff by mehtul bawksez
12:50.48OluapWorkerThe end
12:50.51GreatDestroyer12after the demon
12:50.58R17_DoWI see
12:51.15AdmiralPandaKo: The Fordanta are the only fiction I have with no space fleet. They don't do spess battuls
12:51.31Monetneutron stars like blasting radiation at things.
12:51.31OluapWorkerstill crushed to deff by mehtul bawksez
12:51.34AdmiralPandaAlthough I'm thinking of changing that.
12:51.40GreatDestroyer12it doesnt matter cuz of their mode of transportation
12:51.52GreatDestroyer12thats why Drakdominatus are so screwed up
12:52.09GreatDestroyer12i didnt add the cancer from birth thing for risk of sounding up liek necrontyr
12:52.10AdmiralPandaGD12: Actually most of them don't have access to Void Keys. It was just the fact that it was mostly Knights/Praetoria going off to war before the Renaissance
12:52.14Monetmaybe they evolved a much higher radiation tolerence than most others?
12:52.16GreatDestroyer12i see
12:52.28GreatDestroyer12yup
12:52.29AdmiralPandaI thought it was the type of radiation, not the amount that was the problem?
12:52.39GreatDestroyer12gamma rays are deflected
12:52.51GreatDestroyer12or at least lessened in impact
12:53.01GhelaeHow? Five-metre thick lead armour?
12:53.03MonetGamma rays are, oddly, them ost penetrating but the least powerful.
12:53.05GreatDestroyer12but give me all the roentgens
12:53.24GreatDestroyer12joke
12:53.29Monetor ionising. Actually that is a better word.
12:53.34GreatDestroyer12but one thing i added is vulnerability to the cold
12:53.40*** join/#sporewiki LotG (519d53df@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.157.83.223)
12:53.41LotGAnd thats how I rode a narwhal.
12:53.44GhelaeHello.
12:53.47MonetHey.
12:53.47GhelaeThe biggest problem with life around a neutron star isn't the radiation. I mean, they could live underground.
12:53.58AdmiralPandaCool story bro. Needs more dragons next time.
12:54.05LotGolol
12:54.06GhelaeThe problem is energy. Plants can't grow there. You're restricted to chemosynthesis.
12:54.19GreatDestroyer12whats that?
12:54.27OluapWorkercrushes LotG with mehtul bawksez
12:54.33GhelaeBasically, using rocks for food.
12:54.33GreatDestroyer12and why cant plants grow there?
12:54.34LotGSomething to do with blood
12:54.37LotGOh
12:54.42GhelaePlants can't grow there because there's no light.
12:54.47GreatDestroyer12oh ya
12:54.50MonetWhat about fungi?
12:55.00GhelaeFungi aren't producers.
12:55.05LotGFungi needs dead things to grow, right?
12:55.07GhelaeThey need something that was already alive to feed on.
12:55.15MonetHmm.
12:55.19GreatDestroyer12chemosynthesis it is
12:55.28GhelaeChemosynthesis isn't very efficient.
12:55.38LotGEating rocks only does so much
12:55.46GreatDestroyer12it will do enough
12:55.51AdmiralPandaGhelae: Depends on the exact situation. Perhaps there's a s*** tonne of them
12:55.55LotGThere's no nutritional value in rock
12:56.06GhelaeOn Earth, you see that there's only a few ecosystems where the producers use chemosynthesis, and they're around deep-sea hydrothermic vents that are chucking out loads and loads of the chemicals they use.
12:56.29AdmiralPandaLotG: Chemosynthetics don't eat rocks. They use inorganic molecules to gain energy to make the same basic materials photo synthetics do
12:56.43MonetAlpha particles are like flails, beta particles are like longer-chained flails and gamma rays are lasers.
12:57.00OluapWorkerThere are little animals in New Draka called Pand who eat rocks
12:57.08GreatDestroyer12haha
12:57.10GhelaeAdmiralPanda: I think he was saying that based on my oversimplified description of it as "using rocks for fuel".
12:57.19AdmiralPandaThose must be some damn nutritious rocks
12:57.27AdmiralPandaGhelae: I know, I was just clarifying.
12:57.31LotGMmm, gold flavour!
12:57.33GhelaeOkay.
12:57.35GreatDestroyer12its still an easier image to understand though
12:57.46GreatDestroyer12but the upshot of it is
12:57.55GreatDestroyer12if anybody were to try to invade it
12:58.00GreatDestroyer12they wouldnt bother colonizing it
12:58.03OluapWorkerWormy you should be happy to know now that the Cyrannian Grox were never actually Grox at all
12:58.15Catfacefalls asleep on Monet's fireplace
12:58.22OluapWorkerThrow him on the fite
12:58.24OluapWorkerfire
12:58.27OluapWorkerYou know you want to
12:58.28MonetGD12: Why not? It would make a great mining colony.
12:58.34GhelaeGreatDestroyer12: I'm pretty sure the whole thing is biologically implausible, though...
12:58.45LotGZazane can eat rocks. Their stomach acids are pretty mean. Of course, not good for what comes after
12:58.49GhelaeAlso, you could eat rock: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_(confectionery)
12:58.53GhelaeAlso, you could eat rock: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_(confectionery))
12:59.01GhelaeThere, that's fixed the link.
12:59.02JepardiTiredZio'Aeni used to eat tree bark and some still do.
12:59.05LotGEspecially considering how Zazane pass it all out
12:59.10OluapWorkerdum
12:59.25GreatDestroyer12haha
12:59.33GhelaeTree bark is made from biological matter. Most rock isn't. :P
12:59.47GreatDestroyer12oh well it could be biologically plausible
12:59.53AdmiralPandaGhelae: What if the world has sulphate oceans?
12:59.55WormyOluapWorker:  They are Grox to me.
13:00.02GreatDestroyer12im just a really wierd form of life
13:00.03WormyThey are SubGrox to the DCP
13:00.19CatfaceTralor can eat meat.
13:00.24OluapWorkerBut you should be happy to know they are another species
13:00.29AdmiralPandaThe reason you don't see too many chemosynthetic organisms on earth is there aren't many ecosystems that support it. Maybe this world has tonnes of them
13:00.35OluapWorkerThey were just called Grox because everyone though they were Grox
13:00.39LotGZazane can eat most things, though meat is a necessity
13:00.43GreatDestroyer12tons of minerals
13:00.43GreatDestroyer12its a different world
13:00.44GreatDestroyer12and metals
13:00.44GhelaeIf you engineer the oceans to have the right substances for large-scale chemosynthesis, then yes, it's possible, but I'm not aware of processes by which that could feasibly happen naturally.
13:00.47GreatDestroyer12but the thing is
13:00.53AdmiralPandaFordanta can't eat plant matter
13:01.02GreatDestroyer12Drakodominatus will eat their opponents or just bite them
13:01.06GreatDestroyer12just for intimidation
13:01.12LotGPretty stupid
13:01.16LotGYou could catch a disease
13:01.25AdmiralPandaGhelae: Bajillions of planets, who's to say there aren't worlds that just so happen to be like that
13:01.26MonetThere are a few plant species draconis can eat, a handful of them are used to make wine.
13:01.26GreatDestroyer12that is a good point
13:01.40LotGIts why Zazane don't eat raw alien meat
13:01.44GhelaeAlso, I'm sure there are plenty of resources on Earth for chemosynthesis. That's how chemosynthetic organisms have survived for four billion years.
13:01.51GreatDestroyer12luxury rocks for sale
13:02.07AdmiralPandaFun fact: A Fordanta would die from their system being flushed before they became drunk.
13:02.16GreatDestroyer12haha
13:02.32LotGFun fact: Zazane getting drunk actually makes them less aggressive
13:02.36GreatDestroyer12im never figured out how drakodominatus react oto alcohol
13:02.47*** join/#sporewiki Rubickskaad (Irskaad@a89-154-99-117.cpe.netcabo.pt)
13:02.51RubickskaadBoo
13:02.51GhelaeHello.
13:02.59MonetHello.
13:03.03CatfaceTralor are kinda like bears in somewhats.
13:03.07MonetDrinking Draconis wine might not be the bestidea because it is more concentrated than most human variations.
13:03.16OluapWorkerdum irsk
13:03.20LotGAlthough alcohol is banned throughout most parts of the Brood because it is believed to put Zazane off combat.
13:03.24LotGAs well as caffiene.
13:03.26MonetThink of blood wine :>
13:03.39Rubickskaadeek a ko
13:03.51GhelaeIrsk, we were talking about your fiction earlier. I just thought you should know. :P
13:03.59GreatDestroyer12sulphate oceans on demogorgon prime
13:04.00Rubickskaadspellsteals Oluap then becomes better at Dota 2 and TF2
13:04.04CatfaceTralor wine is like everclear
13:04.10OluapWorkerI just thought of something involving Zazane, wine and babies
13:04.11RubickskaadGhelae: Tell me what did they say
13:04.14GreatDestroyer12would you gentlemen care for some sulphate wine?
13:04.14OluapWorkerBetter not talk about ot
13:04.18LotGNuuu
13:04.24OluapWorkerit*
13:04.26LotGSay it nao
13:04.43OluapWorkerWell it involved the Council of the Brood being drunk in a party
13:04.57AdmiralPandaIt would probably be similar to humans, wine and babies
13:04.59LotGOh God
13:05.02GhelaeThere were lots of things said. One thing was, as is often brought up, how intolerant and xenophobic so many Kraw Galaxy species seem to be. I had a theory:
13:05.06AdmiralPandaLol
13:05.13GreatDestroyer12haha
13:05.28OluapWorkery u no make Brood Council paeg
13:05.32OluapWorker~smack LotG
13:05.32infobotACTION smacks LotG upside the head.
13:05.37Ghelae[13:16] <@OluapWorker> You could say the most tolerant empire of the galaxy is the KGGC who has a "we don't take part of any conflicts" policy
13:05.38LotGBecuz I got stoof
13:05.41Ghelae[13:17] <AdmiralPanda> Not getting into conflicts doesn't always make them the most tolerant empire
13:05.44CatfaceTralor are become more accepting.
13:05.45Ghelae[13:17] <Ghelae> Actually, there are supposed to be tens of thousands of empires in the galaxy; most of them are probably quite tolerant. :P
13:05.49Ghelae[13:17] <Ghelae> Perhaps the Kraw Galaxy is more dystopian than it looks.
13:05.54Ghelae[13:18] <Ghelae> Only the most intolerant, xenophobic nations get anywhere, while every other empire only has a few overcrowded planets to their name.
13:05.56MonetKraw Galaxy is looking very dystopian.
13:06.09OluapWorkerIn a few words
13:06.11RubickskaadIt's not dystopian
13:06.15OluapWorkerBig empires like to get into trouble
13:06.21OluapWorkerSmall empires don't
13:06.26OluapWorkerKGGC is smart, everyone else dum
13:06.39GhelaeRubickskaad: The Tahar Empire is, for any religious tourists or diplomats. :P
13:06.43RubickskaadKG species are afraid of extragalactics because of DCP, and want to get them off KG business
13:06.52RubickskaadGhelae: Lol true
13:07.05LotGThe most cruellest empire within the Kraw Galaxy, the one that drives so many other empires into chaos and madness. The ones that have caused thousands of deaths with their perverted and bloodthirsty culture.
13:07.07LotGAsgord
13:07.07MonetThe Tahar burned a diplomat's house to the ground because of religion ,even though the diplomat was in the Divinarium embassy.
13:07.27RubickskaadYup
13:07.30AdmiralPandaI reckon dropping a Tahar into the Vatican would be like dropping a Dantirboreale into a forest.
13:07.35RubickskaadYup
13:07.35MonetUsually attacking someone's embassy is a declaration of war.
13:07.38OluapWorkerTahar - KILL ME
13:07.55CatfaceKG racist are all cookie cutter people.
13:07.58GreatDestroyer12true story
13:07.59R17_DoWDarnit skaad y u no become Rubric Marine so you can join my Thousand Sons warband. >_<
13:07.59RubickskaadTahar - THIS IS THE LAND OF PRIMITIVE UNEVOLVED STUPID PEOPLE!
13:07.59Catfaceraces
13:08.13RubickskaadBecause I'm Rubick
13:08.15CatfaceThat is somethinga nazi would say.
13:08.26AdmiralPandaFordanta - What is the world coming to when I'm kinda agreeing with a Tahar?
13:08.55OluapWorkerhttp://media.steampowered.com/apps/dota2/images/blogfiles/keyart_rubik.png Since you like Rubick
13:09.04Rubickskaad:DDD
13:09.06LotGZazane - I'm religiously tolerant. We all have our cultures. Except Tahar. Tahar can go die. And so can Kraw, Kraw ruin my life too.
13:09.25RubickskaadKraw - You ruined our allies's lives!
13:09.38GhelaeUltimately, a good chunk of that conversation started from this comment:
13:09.38LotGZazane - It wasn't your war!
13:09.46AdmiralPandaFordanta - The Asgord ruined their own lives.
13:09.47Ghelae[13:11] <Ghelae> How many people in Irsk's fiction who have ever held an opinion have ever admitted that they were wrong?
13:09.53MonetThe Azane has a point.
13:10.08OluapWorkerazane :>
13:10.08Monetzazane*
13:10.15RubickskaadGhelae: Kies.
13:10.18AdmiralPandaI think the current count is 2
13:10.27Sorcerer17FOAR KEYOSS
13:10.44TemplarPandaFor the Emprah!
13:10.52GhelaeYes, Kies. And he was only closed-minded and stubborn for the Tzhrhoka story to work. :P
13:10.52MonetDraconis - I find it insulting the Tahar would discredit -my- reputation as a scientist because I belive in a supernatural being. Even though I would never let something like religion intrude on my studies!
13:11.31OluapWorkerKoluap - Tahars are all stupid. Except that commander guy. He knows his place.
13:11.32TemplarPandaPaladin - Calculation complete. End verdict: Tahars are dum. I'm not kidding. That's what it says. I wasn't even calculating that.
13:11.45LotGZazane - Isn't it funny how zealous they are. Trying to prove that THEIR belief is right above all else. I say they are rather hypocritical.
13:11.52RubickskaadAnyone who believes in a god get discredited in Tahar society
13:12.09LotGBuddhists are fine then
13:12.09TemplarPandaMe - What's funny is they are religious about hating religion.
13:12.09MonetDraconis - Agreed.
13:12.17Sorcerer17Radukh the Contempting One - Agreeable, such... creatures with a laughable superiority complex, and an even more laughable level of intelligence, they think themselves smart? How false...
13:12.53TemplarPandaFordanta - At least when we say we're better than you, we can back it up.
13:13.01GreatDestroyer12Drakodominatus - Agreed
13:13.05JepardiTiredZio'Aeni - Tahar are really going to hate us.
13:13.09LotGZazane - Bitch please.
13:13.13MonetDraconis - *nods*
13:13.22RubickskaadTahar - BURN THE ZEALOTS *Kills the Zio'Aeni*
13:13.26TemplarPandaWho was the Zazane replying to?
13:13.32LotGThe Fordie
13:13.39GhelaeApalos - Burn the zealots? *burns the Tahar*
13:13.42TemplarPandaHow much do Zazane weigh again?
13:13.57LotGWeight =/= strength
13:14.02Sorcerer17Radukh - MELT THE WEAK *extracts the Tahar's soul violently while he burns*
13:14.15TemplarPandaI know, I was just asking, to determine if the Fordanta could throw him for comedic effect
13:14.28LotGWell lemme check
13:14.37TemplarPandaAnyway,
13:14.43GhelaeApalos - Melt the weak? *finds a chunk of scrap metal and carefully applies a blowtorch to it*
13:14.57TemplarPandaFordanta - I never said we were better than everyone. I just said we can back it up when we DO say it.
13:14.58Sorcerer17Radukh - Comedical...
13:15.20LotGZazane - Hmph. Better than MOST, you mean.
13:15.33TemplarPandaAnywho, I detect a psyker! *stabs Sorcerer17*
13:15.39GreatDestroyer12Drakodominatus Alpha - Melt the weak? Kills a slave in a punch
13:15.40RubickskaadKo'han - Hello again, must be in quite a busy time.
13:15.46TemplarPandaFordanta - You really aren't paying attention to what I'm saying are you.
13:15.56Sorcerer17*deflects the stab with his Bedlam Staff and throws a Bolt of Change at TemplarPanda*
13:16.02Sorcerer17Radukh - Now... Tahars, come! CONTEMPT! Yes... contempt! Let me tell you how much contempt I'll fill you with ever since I began to know about YOU!
13:16.08LotGZazane - You have evidence to back up your strength, I guess.
13:16.12TemplarPandapasses his 5+ save to ignore the spell! *
13:16.20RubickskaadKo'han - Okay, what happened with the Imperium? (Tahars)
13:16.21Sorcerer17Hngh
13:16.38TemplarPandaFordanta - Well there was that one time... *shows video of Hel' tearing an armoured door off its hinges*
13:16.46Sorcerer17*runs away in a Metuhl Bawks like the cowardly Tzeentchian he is*
13:16.54TemplarPandaFordanta - But seriously though, strength isn't everything. We're culturally superior to many races as well.
13:17.11MonetDraconis - Oh realy?
13:17.14TemplarPandagets his Land Raider to blow open 17's Metul Bawks
13:17.20RubickskaadKo'han - Hello?
13:17.34Sorcerer17*Throws a Melta Bomb at Panda's Land Raider*
13:17.39GreatDestroyer12Graiz Wehrz throws a 212SP punch at Fordanta
13:17.43TemplarPandaFordanta - Seriously, you lot need to stop reading into things. I said MANY. There are tens of thousands of races in the Ko'Sa'Va alone
13:17.59RubickskaadKo'han - Is this on?
13:18.02GhelaeApalos - Hello, Ko'han?
13:18.02Sorcerer17*Tries to run away in another METUHL BAWKS*
13:18.07LotGZazane - There was one that one time *shows video of Tyraz destroying a Khaxvis' head against a wall*
13:18.10GhelaeApalos - Who are you trying to talk to?
13:18.12TemplarPandaWhere's Techno when I need her?
13:18.16RubickskaadKo'han - Hi. So, what happened with the Imperium?
13:18.24TemplarPandaFordanta - Descension. Doesn't count.
13:18.34GhelaeApalos - Which Imperium?
13:18.42RubickskaadKo'han - Tahar Imperium, of course.
13:19.06GhelaeApalos - Oh, they burnt a diplomat because the diplomat was religious.
13:19.12TemplarPandaFordanta - *Shows video of Fordanta and Zazane performing such an epic Brofist it caused the ground to crack under their feet*
13:19.37RubickskaadKo'han - Well that's not going to get them more allies, in fact, it discredits this Galaxy even more than it should.
13:19.43TemplarPandachases after Sorcerer17 in a Storm Eagle gunship *
13:19.48LotGZazane - Heh, fun times.
13:20.00GhelaeApalos - Yeah. And that's saying something. The rest of the universe still remembers Kies, and they still remember the Asgord Genocide.
13:20.18Sorcerer17Hngh *calls for the assistance of a few Hell Talon squadrons*
13:20.33TemplarPandaFordanta - Yeah, I remember that. Zombies, explosions, bodies splattering after being thrown off of buildings. Good times, good times.
13:20.38Sorcerer17anyways... forgot to specify that...
13:20.55TemplarPandaI can just imagine a Fordanta and Zazane being bros
13:21.16GhelaeThere's a new fiction right there, that is.
13:21.23SorcererLord17and bro-fisting like that interpretation of Matt Crap's Necron and Blood Angel bros.
13:21.24MarshallPandaWhat's this?
13:21.28RubickskaadKo'han - The only reason I joined the SSA is to protest against Kies. And he's thankfully gone. Now, I can gladfully give you info on why the Galaxy acts like this most of the time.
13:21.50GhelaeA Fordanta and a Zazane move in together on a newly colonised world...
13:21.50Graiz_Wehrzhaha
13:21.57LotGThere was that one time we were gonna have a Zazzie chick and a Fordie chick along with a bunch of uneasy Fordanta and Zazane stranded on a planet
13:21.58MonetDraconis - Lack of better understanding?
13:22.10GhelaeApalos - Ooh, good. Go on then, tell us.
13:22.16Graiz_Wehrzis intrigued
13:22.20MarshallPandaFordanta - Oh, we already know about that. It serves as comedy on late-night talk shows.
13:22.22LotGThough we ditched it cuz I said it'd be a chick flick
13:22.33MarshallPandaAnd then I realised he was right :D
13:23.14RubickskaadKo'han - Actually no. It all started in 401 KRE, during the war for Reach. The destruction of reach made an imprint on Kraw society, branding Zazanes as criminals and barbarians. Since the Kraw are leaders of the Galaxy, this has passed on to other species.
13:23.31LotGZazane - Hmph. While you're watching your "television", I'm practicing at night against ravenous feral children and wild beasts.
13:23.56CatfaceMonet: Army full of kids or old senile people with bombs strapped to them?
13:24.00LotGZazane - And yes, orphans do become feral and vicious which is why they need extermination.
13:24.05RubickskaadKo'han - Then the DCP invasion and the FRA destruction came along. We are happy the FRA got what they deserved, but others... not so much. They started branding the universal community as criminals too, heightened even more with the KGGC invasion.
13:24.06OluapWorkerKoluap - It's funny because there are Zazane living in the Kraw Empire.
13:24.17LotGhAHA
13:24.18LotGHaha
13:24.48LotGZazane - Indeed. Stupid traitors. There's a low population, I doubt they'll live for long.
13:24.51MonetDrak Zazane - Those 'Zazane' do not deserve the honour of being our kind!
13:25.20OluapWorkerBorealis Zazane - If I see one I'll pick their pockets. Just because.
13:25.23GhelaeApalos - So... at what point in this story did the Kraw Galaxy lose all of its xenopsychologists?
13:25.27LotGZazane - Indeed so. There's a word for creatures like them. Shyrak. I'm sure you're all familiar with it.
13:25.38MonetDraconis - Oh yes.
13:25.44Wormycreepy japanese toy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZEri3H-fEs&feature=related
13:26.01LotGWTF
13:26.27RubickskaadKo'han - Things only got worse with Kies's rise to emperorship. As I recalled, Daaxri was tipped to win until the Universe showed distaste with the Kraw's reccomendation sytstem in the UDB. That is how Kies won the whole thing. The Kraw Galaxy really wanted extragalactics to, how do you say it... "fack off".
13:26.53GhelaeApalos - That part makes the most sense so far.
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13:27.04OluapWorkerKoluap - I can kinda see the point...the Iteok are still dicks.
13:27.04GhelaeHello.
13:27.06MonetHello
13:27.09OluapWorker~glomp Cyrannian
13:27.09infobotACTION becomes fully animated as her eyes squint in an upside-down-U formation, gets a running start and tackle-glomps Cyrannian
13:27.20Cyrannian~tackle OluapWorker
13:27.20infobotACTION tackles OluapWorker to the ground.
13:27.29JepardiTiredAs'dacian - *bitch please* Other Zio'Aenies hate us because we are atheists.
13:27.41Graiz_Wehrzhello
13:28.02RubickskaadKo'han - Then after all of this ordeal, the Galaxy still has a distaste for the universe. Sadly I think it's going to take thousands of years to correct it, and it will happen, hence the Tahar Collective.
13:28.26CyrannianI was helping in school with my friend this morning and it was super awkward because the principal came in just as my mum rang me. My ringtone is the Imperial March.
13:28.30LotGZazane - Either that or we just simply destroy the major races.
13:28.36GhelaeApalos - Of course, this all explains the public's perceptions of extragalactic empires. It's easy to understand how a xenophobic attitude spreads thoughout an entire society. It's happened in everything from villages to galactic empires before.
13:28.37LotGLOL
13:28.38MarshallPandaFordanta - As long as they don't forget the whole 'Fordanta don't betray people' thing again, it should be fine.
13:28.45RubickskaadKo'han - KGGC info also says venture outside the Galaxy killed off the Hrezi Federation, that's why they're scared.
13:28.45OluapWorkerKoluap - If the Kraw Galaxy allowed other species to help them instead of going "U ALIEN U BAD", it wouldn't take that much.
13:28.53MarshallPandaCyrannian: LOL
13:29.21RubickskaadKo'han - Don't kill us off, please.
13:29.22SorcererLord17Herro Um
13:29.23WormyNever say no to Panda!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4&feature=related
13:29.31MarshallPandaOh god this again?
13:29.51LotGXD
13:30.02MonetDraconis - What few aliens realised the Immperium offered better protection than the Kraw agree they are better off for it.
13:30.03GhelaeApalos - The problem is, why are there no professionals and no scientists who actually realise what extragalactics are like? It's one thing having an uniformed public, but there are cases in recent KrawFed history in which there's an apparent lack of trained professionals in places where they should expect them to be.
13:30.30RubickskaadKo'han - And so this shows 10 years of intolerance towards the universe, specially the Draconis, who allied the Brood. I'm sorry for all of this and I will try my best to correct it.
13:30.46CyrannianTigarlu - Blarg blarg blarg honk.
13:31.01RubickskaadKo'han - Universal relations are a new carreer that's highly unpopular, sadly.
13:31.05GhelaeApalos - One example is the murder of that diplomat. Had the Tahars had some xenopsychologists there, the politicians would have been informed that they should be patient with the diplomat, and ot establish diplomatic relations first, rather than attempting to remove the religion by insults.
13:31.15Ghelaeto*
13:31.33CatfaceCyrannian http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Tralor_Resistance_Army
13:31.36GhelaeApalos - Even in the Kraw Galaxy, I'm sure that doesn't work with every species.
13:31.56LotG"You would have us meet the Orks on open ground? That would be madness!" - Gabriel Angelos
13:31.59LotGMadness? THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!
13:32.10LotGkicks Gabriel down an endless pit
13:32.18CyrannianCatface: We can work on our plot today hopefully!
13:32.32CatfaceYey!
13:32.32AdmiralPandadirects all power to the Lezia Cannon, and proceeds to fire a Lezia at faster-than-light speeds into Wormy.
13:32.46Cyrannianhttp://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=sast-500853020883 - But first, the blarg king demands comments on the metal cow that Xho raeped
13:32.48RubickskaadKo'han - If the Draconis ever get former KrawFed nembers as protectorates, you can be sure they'll be shunned by the Kraw Galaxy community, sadly.
13:32.54MonetDraconis - Sometimes I wonder why the imeprium still has a lax attitude towards you people.
13:33.12GhelaeApalos - Although, the idea that the Kraw Galaxy is practically psychologically homogenous - barring cultural focuses, such as Iteok on war, Tahars on science, etc - would give more evidence to the theory that it was all created.
13:33.19GreatDestroyer12wait are the tralor resitance army tralor
13:33.23GreatDestroyer12if so, why are they revolting?
13:33.30AdmiralPandaFordanta - Sometimes I wonder why the Grand Council doesn't just order most of the Galaxy to be purged. Oh, right, you're doing that yourselves.
13:34.07LotGZazane - All this started from a war that the Kraw decided to get their own arses into, even though it wasn't their business.
13:34.09MonetDraconis - Being shunned by the galactic community for turning their backs on the Federatino or getting praised by the universal community for doing said action.
13:34.16SorcererLord17Finally owned all other armies in Soulstorm as Chaos.
13:34.31LotGI'm owning all armies in Dark Crusade as Tau
13:34.33GhelaeApalos - If the purging of the galaxy was the best option, the AI Netspace would already have Gridfired it. No; that's not the best option.
13:34.36MonetDraconis - I would say the benefits outweight the costs.
13:34.59RubickskaadKo'han - The universal community is demonized here. *Shows a Kraw tablet newspaper saying "Draconis are trying to conquer the Galaxy!"*
13:35.00SorcererLord17Dum Carron, y u steal Eliphas' voice in your in-game unit responses? And his Accursed Crozius in the Chaos ending and in a non-Campaign match?
13:35.27GhelaeApalos - I trust the KrawFed still remembers that it was *us* who helped set up the organisation?
13:35.40RubickskaadKo'han - Yes. They renember Apalos.
13:35.51GreatDestroyer12i owned in dark crusade as necrons
13:36.01OluapWorkerKoluap - You know, Asgord, you're probably the best leader off the four major races of that galaxy.
13:36.03MonetDraconis - In other words you people are not thinking straight.
13:36.09SorcererLord17I previously won in Soulstorm with Necrons, then Dark Eldar, and now Chaos
13:36.16SorcererLord17gonna' try SPESS MEHREENS under Boreale next.
13:36.28OluapWorkerCyrannian suddenly got 100% more posh
13:36.32RubickskaadKo'han - Koluap, if anything, Rhes 23 is a better leader. I know Rhes personally.
13:36.41GhelaeApalos - Is it that the KrawFed's public only like civilisations from other dwarf galaxies? There are few of those, and most of those have had little to no interaction with he Kraw Galaxy before.
13:36.41Tyranuspours some tea
13:36.44OluapWorkerKoluap - I've not met that one yet.
13:36.48TyranusWhat seems to be the problem?
13:36.57AdmiralPandaBiscuit, Tyranus?
13:37.05GreatDestroyer12anyway imma sleep now
13:37.07GreatDestroyer12night guys
13:37.18Apalos(This'll save some typing.)
13:37.20RubickskaadKo'han - He's the successor to Toragh 9 should Toragh 9 die.
13:37.37RubickskaadKo'han - Rhes is hated by his people, but he knows for sure what to do.
13:37.56OluapWorkerKoluap - You mean he's an Iteok who doesn't think with his brain on his weapon?
13:38.00MonetDraconis - Iteok are savages who should nto have left that rock of theirs!
13:38.19RubickskaadKo'han - Not all Iteok are savages, to prove it, I can get Rhes to the convo.
13:38.41Admiral_KaiosNow now, the Iteok are only as dumb as more or less every warmongering race known to the universe. They just show it more frequently.
13:38.51LotGZazane - Ahem, I hold SOME respect to Iteok only for fighting skill. They have no honour but in hand to hand they sure are tough.
13:38.53Admiral_Kaiosoffers Tyranus a biscuit to go with his tea *
13:38.57LotGYou saying Zazane dum?
13:38.58OluapWorkerKoluap - Most of them seem to be, though. They had the great idea of attacking the DCP front on.
13:38.58ApalosThis issue is far deeper than the tendencies of any individual species. There is no need to divert the discussion to such a topic.
13:39.02TyranusI have my own biscuits, thanks.
13:39.21Admiral_KaiosJust being civil
13:39.27RubickskaadKo'han - What other info do you need then?
13:39.28ApalosDo you have enough tea for everyone here, or should I pour some?
13:39.44LotGScrew you guys, I got milk!
13:39.53OluapWorkerkicks LotG off a cliff
13:39.55OluapWorkershup
13:40.03WormyNo thats Xho's "milk"
13:40.03Apalosflies down and steals LotG's milk
13:40.12Rubickskaaddrinks Xho's milk
13:40.13Apalosthrows the milk in Wormy's face
13:40.16Admiral_Kaiosmunches down on a biscuit while a Green Alien Girl pours him some vodka.
13:40.18TyranusThat isn't AT-AT milk, is it?
13:40.30ApalosRubickskaad, you've now just licked "milk" off of Wormy's face.
13:40.35WormyI do believe it is
13:40.40LotGO_O
13:41.10RubickskaadKo'han - Anyone else has anything to ask?
13:41.13TyranusOh dear. A design flaw is that they lactate.
13:41.27Admiral_Kaiosoffers LotG a shot of vodka to calm his nerves.
13:41.28OluapWorkerKoluap - Your walkers are silly.
13:41.41ApalosThat's quite a big design flaw. Someone could take advantage of it by trying to milk one.
13:41.45LotGdrinks the whole bottle
13:41.52Admiral_KaiosDoes make one wonder why exactly they added that feature.
13:41.57ApalosI don't think so, Ko'han. Not yet.
13:42.21Admiral_KaiosHmpf. And I was saving that one for a special occasion too. Oh well, I guess I can buy the entire batch with that money I made from the Draconid Imperium.
13:42.26OluapWorkerKoluap - I do. You should concentrate on colonizing. Your empire is too small!
13:42.29RubickskaadKo'han - Also I recall Daaxri trying to get two Kraw colonies as Draconis protectorates, but the Draconis refusing. I think this demonized the Draconis more.
13:43.01ApalosPolitics is complicated.
13:43.20Admiral_KaiosOnly when the guy on the other end is stupid, Apalos.
13:43.31MonetDracia - We learned a few things since then. The New Raysong Concordat shows such joint ownership is workable.
13:43.32ApalosThat's what politics often is.
13:43.41Admiral_KaiosTake half the pirates in Andromeda. How else do you think I pulled off the Confederacy? And good point.
13:43.44LotGZazane - They're saving those colonies for Zazane :>
13:44.11TyranusAh. So this is about Anor Krawgíl's opposition to the Draconis?
13:44.28OluapWorkerKoluap - I wanna see this empire growing. They're intelligent, unlike those other "lemme pet you" Asgord.
13:44.32RubickskaadKo'han - Yes, they're extremely opposed to it. Blame Kraw Empire media.
13:44.33ApalosYou see, this is why you should all just live utopian lives guarded by AIs. You only have to fight each other when you want to, and if you want to, you can do so whenever you want. Getting rid of that whole "politics" waste of time makes everything easy.
13:45.02MonetDracia - A few of the aliens realised the error of edmonising us. But for the most part the Imperium is rather disliked.
13:45.04RubickskaadKo'han - I should put the Hrezi AI in charge of Ko'hania...
13:45.06OluapWorkerKoluap - Sounds extremely boring.
13:45.13Admiral_KaiosHalf the fun of a raid is the other person not expecting it
13:45.23Admiral_KaiosThe other half is spending the loot :3
13:45.28ApalosIt's not boring. You can throw lava buckets over demons whenever you want.
13:45.38ApalosAnd you don't even have to pay for the lava.
13:45.42OluapWorkerKoluap - Virtual demons don't count. Neither does virtual lava.
13:45.47Admiral_KaiosEh, I have a VR chair for that.
13:45.47ApalosNo, they're both real.
13:45.53Admiral_KaiosIt has a cup holder.
13:45.55ApalosThe Legion of the Deathmarch is still around, isn't it?
13:45.56OluapWorkerKoluap - Yeah I bet they are.
13:46.11OluapWorkerKoluap - I would rather hunt my own demons with my own buckets, thank you.
13:46.21ApalosYou can use your own buckets if you want to.
13:46.24Admiral_KaiosHey Zazane, you really should consider hiring me every so often. It's fun to watch the highlight reels afterwards.
13:46.25ApalosI'm not going to stop you.
13:46.29Wormywoman who can see more colours http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/902595-woman-found-with-superhuman-sight-which-lets-her-see-99m-more-colours
13:46.46RubickskaadKo'han - Dracia, can I buy a movie to show my people, specially... *Tries to load a Draconis website, taking too long* Stupid universal internet... *Done* Age of Usurpers? I think this will enlighten the TAE.
13:47.15MonetDracia - House Khaxvis were a stain.
13:47.28TyranusYou still have the internet? *Suppresses a laugh*
13:47.50Admiral_KaiosYou'd be surprised how many lesser Empires still use that. It's really quite funny
13:47.53RubickskaadKo'han - Yes, now, can I buy the movie?
13:48.02MonetDracia - The imeprial Exonet is far more powerful than that these kraw aliens have access to.
13:48.17Monetwhat*
13:48.31Admiral_KaiosHey Zazane, you listening? Hire pirates = funny videos to show your kids.
13:48.32OluapWorkerKoluap - I don't see what's wrong in playing some games with your friends over the network.
13:48.50RubickskaadKo'han - Dracia, my request, please?
13:48.57Admiral_Kaiospets a Dvottie.
13:49.02MonetDracia - Pureld digital media has no price in the imeprium, and why would it?
13:49.08Monetpurely digital*
13:49.18RubickskaadKo'han - Oh, I see. Transfer it to me.
13:49.34JepardiTiredZio'Aeni - We don't almost have any computers.
13:50.04Admiral_Kaios( To LotG ) Zazane, I don't think you're listening: pirates = funny videos of noob empires squirming.
13:50.06RubickskaadKo'han - You should get some.
13:50.07MonetDracia - As you wish.
13:50.15Wormyhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4383033/Ice-on-the-M25.html
13:50.20LotGZazane - Meh
13:50.27SorcererLord17b-b-but... Zazane don't have TV!
13:50.38LotG^
13:51.07LotGZazane don't have television or such, and don't like pirates
13:51.11Admiral_KaiosWell then get one! Anyway, I'm off to kick an Asgord.
13:51.16Wormyhttp://www.dangerousminds.net/comments/chinese_villagers_discover_rare_mushroom_but_it_turns_out_to_be_a
13:51.18Wormylol
13:51.20Admiral_Kaiosproceeds to kick an Asgord.
13:51.29OluapWorkerBorealis Zazane - Some slighty offends me.
13:51.35OluapWorker*That
13:52.04Admiral_KaiosI saw that
13:52.05JepardiTiredZio'Aeni - Ko'han, you understand that we are still recovering from a nuclear war.
13:52.06RubickskaadKo'han - *Low transfer speed* Why is this transfer so slow?
13:52.13RubickskaadKo'han - Oh. I see.
13:52.17*** join/#sporewiki Shalonar (~MindScrew@host-98-156-66-217.spbmts.ru)
13:52.23SorcererLord17Wormy: L O L
13:52.27LotGWormy: What. The. Fuck. A rubber vagina?
13:52.31OluapWorkerWormy: dafuq
13:52.42MonetDracia - This is why the exonet is superior...
13:53.03Admiral_KaiosOh look, one of those rat-priest-things
13:53.21ShalonarHello
13:53.23RubickskaadKo'han - *Done* *Watches it*
13:53.29RubickskaadImpyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
13:53.40Admiral_KaiosTyranus, how's the tea going?
13:53.40MonetThat just made me think, if Tyranus finds the KG still having an internet amusing, how would he feel about the DI's equivilent?
13:53.44ShalonarI come and encounter THIS talk
13:53.50Admiral_Kaios^
13:54.02ShalonarHm
13:54.06ShalonarLemme think
13:54.07OluapWorkerTyranus is a Basileus
13:54.12OluapWorkerHe thinks everyone is below him
13:54.25AndorrusI doubt so.
13:54.25MonetYah I know that.
13:54.34ApalosYes, I don't think it would matter even if the Basileus had an internet.
13:54.37Admiral_KaiosSome chinese peeps found a rubber vagina buried underground. They thought it was a fungus or something.
13:54.42WormyThats the funniest thing all week
13:54.54AndorrusDur
13:54.56Admiral_KaiosFunniest yes, but I know something even stupider
13:55.00AndorrusBasileus internet
13:55.15MonetBut I once compared the Krawnet to dial-up against the DI's fibre-optic broadband.
13:55.19Admiral_KaiosBieber's mum accused MJ of stealing Bieber's outfit- which was created for the little girl last week.
13:55.24AndorrusSorry, you are not allowed to see this video: You are not superior enough.
13:55.46Admiral_Kaiosproceeds to watch the video anyway *
13:55.55Admiral_KaiosOh wait, I AM superior enough :
13:55.56Admiral_Kaios:D
13:56.09LotGAdmiral_Kaios: Seriously? His mum's a dumb fuck
13:56.15LotGWhich is why Bieber's about
13:56.20ApalosBasileus definition of "superior" = Basileus.
13:56.21AndorrusLet me think
13:56.22Admiral_KaiosEeyup
13:56.28Andorrus~smack Wormy
13:56.28infobotACTION smacks Wormy upside the head.
13:56.34AndorrusI have a question
13:56.41SorcererLord17Bieber is ultra dum
13:56.46AndorrusSoz for smacking
13:56.48AndorrusSo
13:57.16SorcererLord17I found out at one point days ago that the Emprah was revealed to be Bieber!
13:57.23SorcererLord17I knew joining Chaos was a good idea!
13:57.43Admiral_Kaiosproceeds to drink vodka while looking at 21st century pictures of cats.
13:57.43AndorrusAny idea of how could Divinarium internet work
13:57.46*** join/#sporewiki FalcoPunch (3fe7677d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.63.231.103.125)
13:57.56ApalosHello.
13:57.58FalcoPunchHello
13:58.04AndorrusSomething high-tech and easily controlled
13:58.08ApalosI should probably turn back into Ghelae soon.
13:58.10MarshalPandaCHAOS LIES! Bieber got stabbed the day the Emprah was born.
13:58.15SorcererLord17herro Falco
13:58.36SorcererLord17Panda: Believe it, corpse-worshipper!
13:58.36AndorrusHello
14:00.04MarshalPandaLies! I has the proof right here! *Shows video of Bieber exploding the second the Emprah was born*
14:00.15AndorrusYou are all inferior to the Elder race.
14:00.25MarshalPandaWhich reminds me! *Throws Holy Hand Grenade at SorcererLord17*
14:00.41SorcererLord17*Jumps aside to avoid the grenade*
14:00.41*** join/#sporewiki Jepardi (d4e243f4@gateway/web/freenode/ip.212.226.67.244)
14:00.48SorcererLord17*responds back with a Bolt of Change*
14:00.50Archon_IrellythHuh, surprised it let me fit that in
14:01.06SorcererLord17herro Jep
14:01.14Archon_IrellythMarshalPanda - *Passes his 5+ save to negate the psychic power*
14:01.18JepardiHi again
14:01.25ApalosHello.
14:01.33Archon_IrellythNow, what was this about Eldar being better than everyone?
14:01.38MonetCome to think of it, as 1-upmaship the DI might look at Cyrannus with dissapointment for still having monochrome holograms :3
14:02.19ApalosI'm sure they just use monochrome because it's retro. :P
14:02.54AndorrusOkay
14:02.56AndorrusPeople
14:03.13Archon_Irellythproceeds to fling poisoned shuriken at everyone, causing them to spontaneously boogy like it's saturday night! *
14:03.18AndorrusAny idea what kind of internet tech could the Divinarium use
14:03.31AndorrusSomething advanced and controlled
14:03.52ApalosWormholes instead of wires.
14:04.01SorcererLord17*dances uncontrollably* By Tzeentch! What is this?
14:04.07Archon_IrellythQuantum computation :D
14:04.19Archon_Irellyth(That to Andorrus)
14:04.27AndorrusYeah
14:04.27ApalosI'm sure everyone's computers are quantum nowadays.
14:04.32ApalosI mean, it is the 28th century.
14:04.32MonetDraconis gave up on using wires years ago.
14:04.41TyranusMonet: The only two times I used blue holograms can be explained, and I've used full colour holograms many other times, so I hardly think the DI can pride themselves there.
14:05.03ApalosTyranus: Were they using the blue holograms to be fashionable?
14:05.07MonetTyranus: Actually... You have ap oint ,i remember colour holograms.
14:05.12OluapWorkerfinish paegs grrrrrr
14:05.19Archon_Irellythchases Sorcerer17 with a Crucible of Malediction *
14:05.30AndorrusI dunno another others, but my Cyrannian fictions do use colour holograms.
14:05.51MonetDI use colour holograms. You can touch them too.
14:06.11SorcererLord17*Attempts to fight back with Warptime but goes insane and attacks his own Chaos Spess Mehreens temporarily instead*
14:06.20SorcererLord17*murmurs to himself* Not as planned.
14:06.32Archon_IrellythFordanta and ISF don't use holograms for their own reasons, Solarians use yello ones bcus, and the STF do whatever they want.
14:06.34SorcererLord17(that was to Archon AKA Panda)
14:06.40Andorrushttp://images.wikia.com/spore/images/3/31/Agnassana%27s_Deception.png
14:06.41WormyShit these bath salts are causing the rise of the zombies http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/state/zombie-attacks-continue-man-under-the-influence-gets-naked-bites-off-chunk-of-mans-arm
14:06.42AndorrusHere
14:07.07TyranusApalos: Probably not. When Guolivian contacted Chuinaylia, it was distorted by the weird galaxy shield around the Quadrants and the Rambo's attempts to block the Empire, and the other time it was blue because it was being distorted by the Shodrae's attempts to block the Empire.
14:07.11Archon_Irellythproceeds to hit Sorcerer17 over the head with a poky stick covered in toxins *
14:07.25ApalosOh... so distortion gets rid of colour?
14:07.54SorcererLord17*manages to snap out just in time and doges the stick, then activates Warptime again and fights the Archon back* ZA WARUDO!
14:07.57OluapWorkerMar-Júun - Fun day that was.
14:08.35SorcererLord17dodges*
14:09.26Archon_Irellythis initiative 7, WS 7 and LOL's to himself at the Sorceror's clumsy attempts at attacking him. Sorcerer17 swings wildly at the holograms being projected by the Clone Field *
14:09.55AndorrusTime to bring my Codex
14:10.06Archon_IrellythLol wut's dit?
14:10.08Archon_Irellythdis*?
14:10.18TyranusI really want to use my AT-ATs. OluapWorker! Find me a civilization to subjugate!
14:10.32OluapWorkerRambo rebels
14:10.40Archon_Irellythpoints Tyranus at Asgord *
14:10.49OluapWorkerJoin the Empire or face the male metal cow
14:10.50SorcererLord17*uses his Psychic powers to try and locate the real Archon*
14:11.13Archon_Irellythstabs SorcerorLord17 with a Huskblade before he can be found *
14:11.17CatfaceIf you need me ping me. I'll be doing things.
14:11.20Archon_IrellythTee hee luls
14:11.21SorcererLord17Aaargh
14:11.26OluapWorkerOr maybe on the CFP
14:11.40Archon_IrellythOh wait, you're already dust aren't you?
14:12.03SorcererLord17I'm not a Rubric Marine- *dies*
14:12.10Archon_IrellythLuls
14:12.14LotGTyranus: I thought AT-ATs would be useless if CyraEmp doesn't do ground battles?
14:12.37MonetI as loosely inspired by this http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101118194621/cnc/images/0/0b/CNCTW_MammTank_%281%29.jpg for the Imperium's Dragon MBT.
14:12.38Wormyhttp://phys.org/news/2012-06-extensive-mars-interior.html
14:12.49Archon_Irellythnabs SorcerorLord17's soul in a Soul Trap, then flies off to drink with his slaves /drink his slaves in his EBUL SPIRE OF EBILNESS*
14:12.52TyranusWell, they'd still need it for planetary defence
14:12.53OluapWorkerThey've done quite a few ground battles already
14:13.22MonetThat tank is so big it can crush smaller tanks!
14:13.45OluapWorkerYo dawg I herd you like tanks
14:14.23Archon_Irellythkidnaps an Asgord, then promptly puts it back realising that will actually make the galaxy happy.
14:14.52Wormyhttp://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/21/artificial-vajayjay-mushroom-seller.php
14:15.19Ded17OH GOD AHAHAHAHAHAAHA SO FUNNY WORMY
14:16.00Ded17anyways...
14:16.14Archon_Irellythkicks LotG
14:16.18LotGWut
14:16.24Ded17dum Assault Marines in DoW I y u no use Beakie helmet the Tactical Marine helm does not go well with you.
14:16.52Archon_IrellythBecause
14:17.05MonetI do not understand the Galactic Empire's fascination with walkers since you can easily trip them up.
14:17.07Ded17I hate seeing the generic Spess Mehreen helm on Assault Marines imho, reminds me of a plane without it's nose thingy or something like that.
14:17.08LotGNow for another of LotG's movie premiers
14:17.13LotGToday, the Thing
14:17.19Ded17Ooh
14:17.23Archon_IrellythOh god *flies away*
14:17.33Ded17lol why?
14:17.46Archon_IrellythYou hasn't seen that movie has you
14:17.53Archon_IrellythFARSEER! C'mere!
14:17.58Ded17I have seen original the Thing movie before
14:18.03FarseerImperiosleaps at Irrelyth from a Jetbike, casting Mind War
14:18.08Archon_Irellythchases FarseerImperios with a Soul-trap
14:18.13Ded17it has Wilford Brimley AKA Diabeetus man, which is why I wanted to watch it.
14:18.16Archon_Irellythrolls a 6. *
14:18.20MonetLotG_Movie: Update pages!
14:18.25FarseerImperioshas a 4+ ward
14:18.34Ded17and imho Assault Marines not using Beakie helmet is HERESY
14:18.37Archon_IrellythWow you really don't know how that ability works.
14:18.38FarseerImperiosruns away on a jetbike
14:18.39Tyranushttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Maxis#Games
14:18.42LotG_MovieMonet: You're lucky its adverts right now ¬_¬
14:18.50FarseerImperiosYep I know nothing about DE stats
14:18.59FarseerImperiosI do not have their codex
14:19.22Archon_IrellythSoul trap is a roll off + leadership value. If the Farseer wins, the target loses a wound for every point the far seer wins by.
14:19.26MonetYay
14:19.31Archon_IrellythIf it's a draw or the target wins, nothing happens.
14:19.42Archon_IrellythSince an Archon is leadership 10, a roll of a 6 means nothing happens, no matter what
14:19.47Archon_Irellyth:trollfaic:
14:20.10OluapWorkermaxis gayms
14:20.33Archon_IrellythAnyway, *calls Reavers to chase FarseerImperios*
14:20.47FarseerImperiosHm
14:21.01Archon_IrellythBtw, just for the record: Reavers are faster
14:21.04Wormyhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18548506
14:21.07FarseerImperiosDammir
14:21.19FarseerImperiosWait a second
14:21.20OluapWorkerhttp://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4560765_460s.jpg
14:21.23Wormymedical science today
14:21.29FarseerImperiosI know how does Mind War work
14:21.42FarseerImperiosI just did not know Archon had Of10
14:21.45FarseerImperios*Ld
14:21.56FarseerImperiosI thought you meant Soul Trap
14:22.11Archon_IrellythI did, but I have to kill you to use it :D
14:22.13FarseerImperiosOkay
14:22.31Archon_IrellythYou blasted me with mind war first, so I just casually rolled a 6
14:22.33FarseerImperiosgrabs the Codex again
14:22.36FarseerImperiosDum
14:23.05Archon_Irellyththrows a Crucible of Malediction at FarseerImperios
14:23.53FarseerImperiosthrows a Singing Spear
14:24.00Archon_IrellythMeh.
14:24.13Archon_Irellythtakes the single hit, and then rushes in with an Agoniser.
14:24.24FarseerImperiosDum
14:24.31Archon_IrellythUdum
14:24.47FalcoPunchall dum
14:24.57Archon_Irellythpaints his hair rainbow colours.
14:25.03OluapWorkereveryone dum
14:25.06OluapWorkerexpecially Tyranus
14:25.18Archon_Irellythsits down and drinks some tea with Tyranus
14:25.38Tyranuslol
14:26.19OluapWorkerbtw waptor I updated the Cyrannian Grox page to say they became the Gigamatrix
14:26.26OluapWorkerPlus some other tweaks
14:27.02FarseerImperiosArchon: Hmmmmmm
14:27.05Wormyhttp://whofortedblog.com/2012/06/17/purported-extraterrestrial-footprints-kentucky/
14:27.17FarseerImperiospaints his hair purple with magenta streaks
14:27.23CyrannianOluapWorker: yay, you shall be rewarded
14:27.29Cyranniangives OluapWorker a kitten
14:27.39FarseerImperiosthrows magic at Archon Irellyth
14:27.53OluapWorkerglomps the kitten and hides it from Zillum
14:28.59Archon_Irellythducks the magic, then shoots FarseerImperios with a Blast Pistol
14:29.01CyrannianI'm pretty sure that you would kill the kitten if you glomp it.
14:29.27Cyrannianhttp://simcity.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Um2k9/Wiki_Affiliates - I proposed that we could become affiliates with SimCity wiki.
14:29.46CyrannianGo there and support me or I'll feed your cats to hungry Mortalitas hobos.
14:30.01Archon_IrellythHAHA! I'm a dog person!
14:30.09OluapWorkerI glomped it gently
14:30.38Ded17No! Not the poor nekos!
14:30.44OluapWorkerIt's now in the hivemind's home, eating your food
14:31.04OluapWorkerAlso at first I read that as "angry Mortalitas hobos"
14:31.09OluapWorkerNot sure which is stranger
14:31.19Archon_Irellythhas been secretly recording the kitteh eating the hive mind's food
14:31.35SorcererLord17You didn't truly expect to stop the Forces of Chaos?!
14:32.20Cyrannianeats the Forces of Chaos
14:32.42SorcererLord17Hngh
14:32.47SorcererLord17I... will... return...
14:32.55SorcererLord17runs back to the Eye of Terror
14:33.18Reebutt17Archon_Irellyth FarseerImperios: #sporerp #rpzone
14:33.55Archon_Irellythmeh
14:35.59Reebutt17D'okay
14:37.21AdmiralPandaAll ships, load Dvottie ordnance! Primary target: Falcopunch!
14:37.54FalcoPunchhuh
14:38.02AdmiralPandaorders his fleet to fire a volley of Dvottie torpedoes at FalcoPunch *
14:38.12FalcoPunchducks.
14:38.21AdmiralPandaDammit! They always do htat
14:38.22AdmiralPandathat*
14:38.44AdmiralPanda(To his crew) Seriously guys, you keep falling for that!
14:38.56FalcoPunchthrows the duck at AdmiralPanda
14:39.08AdmiralPandaAAAH! ALL SHIPS RETREAT! FULL SPEED!
14:39.17AdmiralPandaflies away from the duck at full speed *
14:39.26FalcoPunchwell that was easy
14:40.15AdmiralPandaHow do they keep guessing our hull plating is easily permeable by ducks?
14:41.24FalcoPunchI have Duck Sense
14:41.28Reebutt17is playing SPESS MAHREENS campaign in Soulstorm
14:41.41Reebutt17NOOOO!!! COMMANDER BOREALE!!! WHY DID YOU DIE TOO EARLY?!! *mourns*
14:42.22AdmiralPandaGoddamit
14:43.06OluapWorkerhttp://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/021/032/Advice-Dog-JUMP-INTO-LAVA-COME-OUT-AS-A-MAN.jpg Koluap logic
14:43.08AdmiralPanda*To his crew* Redirect fire! All ships target Reebutt17 with Dvottie lances!
14:43.28Reebutt17savors the Dvotties like there's no tomorrow.
14:43.30Reebutt17YAY
14:43.37Reebutt17and YAY AGAIN! BOREALE STILL LIVES!
14:43.47Reebutt17Dum Boreale y u steal Thule's voice.
14:47.29Reebutt17anyways
14:47.36Reebutt17I approve of Dvotties and Gorf but not Lezia
14:49.24AdmiralPanda<PROTECTED>
14:51.45Reebutt17noms the Gorf, and suddenly splits into two Gorfs
14:52.07OluapWorkerhttp://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/270/961/22f.jpg
14:54.18FalcoPunchdamn wikia
14:54.34FalcoPunchCan't edit
14:54.52FalcoPunch"Warning: The database has been locked for maintenance, so you will not be able to save your edits right now."
14:55.05AdmiralPandakicks Monet onto the moon.
14:55.23Monetretreats to his secret moonbase afterl anding.
14:55.48AdmiralPandasits down and has a drink with Monet in his secret moonbase, where they plot the downfall of Lezia.
14:56.28OluapWorkerSilly, Lezia is downfall-proof
14:56.39AdmiralPandaThat's what you think :3
14:57.11CyrannianI'm going to play Halo. Ciao!
14:57.17OluapWorkerHope you die
14:57.19AdmiralPandaBai, and pwn da noobs
14:57.31AdmiralPandaPaint your armour pink for me!
14:57.37CyrannianOluapWorker: Aww, I hope you die too
14:57.41Cyrannian:>
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14:57.47CyrannianHonk!
14:57.54AdmiralPandaOhai Techno
14:57.55Technobliteratorhii guys
14:57.56OluapWorkerdumba
14:58.00Technobliteratordum worka
14:58.14OluapWorkerfix empire box man
14:58.22Technobliteratorhow
14:58.27AdmiralPandaOh btw Monet, I live in the moon base just down the crater from you.
14:58.31Technobliteratorwats wrong wiv it
14:58.48OluapWorkerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Neraida_Gigamatrix Look at "Date of Formation"
14:59.58OluapWorkerAnd now, I nom
15:00.04Technobliteratorda only fing wrong wiv it is dat yoo wrot it
15:00.06Technobliteratorhurhurhur
15:01.44Technobliteratorfixed
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15:06.09AdmiralPandaWell I'm off- I need some sleep so I can make the big release today
15:06.53AdmiralPanda40K 6th edition is probably going to be released in about 8 hours
15:07.35ImperiosWAIT WAIT WAIT
15:07.35ImperiosWHAAAT
15:07.41ImperiosdAMMIT
15:07.44Technobliteratorwha...?
15:08.39Imperioshttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Velotorian.png
15:08.45ImperiosI have just realised
15:08.54ImperiosIt looks like a baby Basileus
15:09.02ImperiosOr any other Capricornian
15:09.12ImperiosTechnobliterator: 6th edition in about 8 hours
15:09.17ImperiosThat's why I am excited
15:09.48Technobliteratorokaii
15:11.49RubickskaadNew Tyranids codex? :#
15:11.51Rubickskaad:3*
15:13.12Technobliterator6th
15:13.15Technobliteratordii
15:13.16Technobliteratord
15:13.27Technobliteratoredition of the rules
15:13.43Technobliteratori fucking hate laptops man!!
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15:16.29geomaxhi
15:19.34Reebutt17gtg sleep guys bye
15:19.57Technobliteratorso bored...
15:20.02Technobliteratorgimme something to do
15:22.01FalcoPunchGet SWTOR
15:22.32Technobliteratori'm at school
15:22.34Technobliteratorand i have no cash:L
15:22.47FalcoPunchyou're at school?
15:23.38FalcoPunchAt the end of June?
15:23.41Technobliteratoryeah
15:23.44Technobliteratorin homework club
15:23.50Technobliteratorbut i have no homework so yeah
15:24.02FalcoPunchoh
15:24.05FalcoPunchso...
15:24.10FalcoPunchMake a portrait of me
15:24.17FalcoPunchon Paint
15:24.22Technobliteratorno paint
15:24.42FalcoPunchum
15:24.45FalcoPunchthen
15:25.05FalcoPunchWrite a poem about my awesomeness
15:25.37Technobliteratorokaii
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15:26.50Technobliterator"The awesomeness is the Falco Punch//that he asks someone to write about him, beg much?//He claims to be an awesome user//But really he's little more than a loser"
15:26.51Technobliteratorthere.:')
15:27.22FalcoPunchclaps.
15:27.30FalcoPunchwow you did that really fast
15:27.37ImperiosFalcoPunch: I am getting SWTOR soon, in a few days
15:27.43Technobliteratordont
15:27.46Technobliteratorits going F2P
15:27.48Technobliteratorhur
15:27.54FalcoPunchI thought you already had it Impy
15:27.57ImperiosActually, Jo, you misinterpret it
15:28.01ImperiosI only have a trial
15:28.03Technobliteratorwow i did it fast? i made it up on the spot
15:28.12Technobliteratori misinterpret what
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15:28.40ImperiosThey said they are "aiming" for F2P
15:28.49ImperiosNo exact dates are given so I guess it won't happen soon
15:28.53Technobliteratorit will
15:29.15FalcoPunchBut if it's not going to happen soon, what's the point of waiting?
15:30.41JepardiWhat you talking about?
15:30.51FalcoPunchSWTOR going free to play
15:31.04FalcoPunchSWTOR: Star Wars:The Old Republic
15:31.13JepardiOo_oO
15:31.39ImperiosJo: I am going to ask on forums
15:33.02JepardiIf it does become F2P I'm going to get it.
15:33.26FalcoPunchIt'll still cost money to buy the game, you know
15:33.46JepardiOtherwise, meh.
15:34.12JepardiThen not.
15:34.17Technobliteratorit depends how soon you mean
15:34.25Technobliteratorsoon as in, probabl the end of this year
15:35.27ImperiosNah
15:35.36JepardiAnyone of you plays Day Z?
15:35.37ImperiosActually
15:35.44Imperiosif it is the end of this year
15:35.50ImperiosI will buy it
15:36.01ImperiosBy "soon" I meant "in a month or two"
15:36.02FalcoPunchJepardi: I was thinking of starting to play it
15:36.17FalcoPunchbut I don't want to have to get Arma2 and the necessary expansion
15:36.51JepardiI'm going to get it as soon as I get back home.
15:37.13FalcoPunchit looks like a lot of fun
15:37.22JepardiArma 2 is free
15:38.11Technobliteratorwhat is day z?
15:38.23Imperioshttp://torlol.ru/uploads/5273953c5e5baeb0a934a58151421920.jpg
15:38.24ImperiosOSHI
15:38.29Technobliteratorsounds like jay-z made a game
15:38.42FalcoPunchJepardi: It is?>
15:39.04FalcoPunchbut the expansion you have to get for it costs money, doesn't it?
15:39.05JepardiFalco: yes
15:39.17JepardiYes
15:39.31FalcoPunchTech: Day-Z is a mod for a game called Arma2
15:39.38FalcoPunchyou have to survive in a zombie apocalypse
15:39.50FalcoPunchbut that's oretty much the only objective- survive
15:39.53FalcoPunch8PRETTY
15:39.55FalcoPunch*pretty
15:40.08JepardiBased on survival and zombie killing
15:40.22FalcoPunchAnd survivng other players
15:40.33FalcoPunchwho might kill you like the zombies
15:40.38FalcoPunchor you can team up with them
15:41.07JepardiAnd they might betray you
15:41.07Technobliteratoroh okaii
15:41.14Technobliteratorthe name is obviously a beg off Jay-Z
15:41.31Technobliteratorwho i went to see it a concert cos i'm awesome
15:41.34FalcoPunchsure
15:41.37JepardiDay Zombie
15:44.10Jepardi~burn everyone
15:44.11infobotACTION pours gasoline all over everyone, ignites the fire, and then enjoys some toasty marshmallows with the glorious blaze
15:49.16Imperioshttp://torlol.ru/uploads/a183429df7da7da049cb8d7e63921000.jpg
15:49.17ImperiosdUR
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16:01.15The_RandomnessHello everyone
16:01.55FalcoShowerHello
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16:02.48The_RandomnessHey dino
16:02.51ImperiosHi dino
16:03.24FalcoShowerHey Dino
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16:05.05LotGHey again.
16:05.07FalcoPunchHey Tech
16:05.09FalcoPunchHey Luc
16:05.14LotGI'm Luc
16:05.25FalcoPunchTech joined a split second before you
16:05.30Technobliteratorhey guys
16:05.31LotGOh lol
16:05.37LotGHai Jo!
16:05.41The_RandomnessHey Techno and LotG
16:05.48FalcoPunchHow was yo movie, Luc?
16:05.54LotGWell, The Thing was a good movie
16:06.00LotGThe old one, that is
16:06.09LotGThe new one is just so fucking bullshit stupid
16:06.17ImperiosHi
16:06.17Imperioshttp://torlol.ru/uploads/b64e474f4571346328da93c2ba3b55c9.jpg
16:06.20Imperios<PROTECTED>
16:06.38FalcoPunchWTF
16:06.46FalcoPunchThat would be awesome
16:07.05LotGHonestly, that movie was just bullshit all throughout
16:07.19LotGNo suspense, cheap jump scares, and no continuity
16:07.52Imperioshttp://torlol.ru/uploads/96c981a1ef1af5aa8fe2943b91288a30.jpg I want that lightsaber
16:08.04LotGAnd the fact it was set before the events of the first film made it even more bullshit stupod
16:08.07LotGstupid*
16:08.28FalcoPunchsounds like you have a real grudge against the new Thing
16:08.41LotGThats the thing with new movies nowadays
16:08.44LotGFucking stupid
16:08.58LotGAll CGI and no actual freaking effort
16:09.24ImperiosBTW dino__
16:09.29Imperios* dino___
16:10.02Imperioshttp://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/a/ac/The_Herald.png
16:10.08ImperiosHonestly I do not know what to do with these
16:10.19ImperiosBut perhaps we could think about making something with them
16:10.20dino___hello
16:10.25LotGLuckily, I got Fight Club as well to compensate for an overly stupid cheap horror prequel movie
16:10.54dino___Oh the Herald, they resemble something familair
16:11.06LotGJust...ugh
16:11.20ImperiosYep
16:13.45Imperioshttp://torlol.ru/uploads/e584a0fc517500fdf9e1d4b225a6d468.jpg
16:14.24LotGIndeed, prequel movies are shite
16:15.06dino___hmm, do not know what you wanna do with them Imperios?
16:15.11dino___Though they were extinct?
16:17.34ImperiosThey were retcon'd away from existence
16:17.40ImperiosThing is, I could remake them as a new empire
16:17.54ImperiosOne of the ideas is the servants of Quadrantia Grox.
16:17.59Imperios*them being
16:20.51ImperiosWell, Neraida.
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16:23.00sauce_POMF
16:23.15sauce_...
16:23.27sauce_meh dead
16:23.59FalcoPunch~anime
16:24.00infobothmm... anime is like freaky japanese cartoon stuff, or http://i26.tinypic.com/rvay6v.gif
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16:25.11CyrannianBlarg!
16:25.13sauce_animeoh some actual people are on now
16:25.15Technobliteratorhii
16:25.17ImperiosWaptah
16:25.18sauce_animehello
16:25.42sauce_animedeus ex human revolution is on sale, should I get it
16:27.10FalcoPunchHello Cy and Tech
16:30.11Cyrannian~throw OluapWorker
16:30.11infobotACTION winds up and throws OluapWorker over the moon.
16:30.39dino___@Immperios: Oh ofcourse they were the Tertiamian in the past
16:30.44Wormy<PROTECTED>
16:30.44The_RandomnessI think I might be getting somewhat good with the creature editor. http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=sast-500853169938
16:30.45The_RandomnessNice throw, infobot
16:30.49OluapWorker~devour Cyrannian
16:30.56OluapWorkerdum
16:30.56dino___As for servents of the Q-Grox, not really they show all as imperfect, especialley the use of minions is below their standards
16:31.57Rubickskaadsauce_anime:
16:32.07Rubickskaadhttp://i.imgur.com/NP31H.jpg?1 You're so lucky (Found it on reddit)
16:32.17Rubickskaad(Pressed enter too soon btw)
16:32.43Imperioshttp://torlol.ru/uploads/690dce747911f43a7ac9ced824cf94e6.jpg
16:32.45ImperiosHdur
16:32.52OluapWorkerThe_Randomness: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/ARG
16:32.58Imperiosdino__: Okay, WHAT if
16:33.02sauce_animeWhat is that
16:33.07sauce_animedota2, lol, hon?
16:33.13RubickskaadDota 2
16:33.35RubickskaadYou have Dota 2. On swedish. Television. You are so lucky.
16:33.39ImperiosWhat if they are, like, sworn enemies of Neraida instead?
16:33.54OluapWorkerBisistar
16:33.55ImperiosLike, they encountered them but somehow resisted assimilation
16:34.03OluapWorkerStill Bisistar
16:34.04ImperiosThese are Cyrannian bisistar
16:34.09sauce_animeUh, it was probably some documentary, channel 2 and 1 are only boring stuff
16:34.10Imperios*Neraida
16:34.14ImperiosWe are talking about Quadrantia
16:34.19ImperiosQuadrantia Bisistar yep
16:34.21OluapWorkerAll Neraida are enemies of the Bisistar
16:34.43Rubickskaadhttp://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/v8rel/dota2_being_sent_on_swedish_television/ Sauce, I found it here
16:35.03RubickskaadPS: Our 4 main channels have even more boring stuff
16:35.09ImperiosI know
16:35.41ImperiosBut my point still stands; basically they resist assimilation and are enemies of the Quadrantia Grox; but they are still different from Bisistar
16:37.43WormyTwo dold drunken Yorkshire men arguing about a vacuum cleaner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz9g95RwkLM&list=UUGCt0cnWHMFf_tr2EMQ8k3g&index=76&feature=plpp_video
16:38.12The_RandomnessThat argument sucked
16:38.12The_Randomness[/badpun]
16:38.34FalcoPunchba dum tss
16:38.37OluapWorkerdum
16:38.38dino___hmm, that is possible Imperis, perhaps they can inhabit the Space in between? A mysterious region of space betweeen the quadrants where also the Khar'Zhal and the Bluedions live?
16:39.24Technobliteratordum worka
16:40.54The_RandomnessOluapWorker: So, with Portal 2 it was potatoes, and for TF2 it's bananas. What will they use for the next ARG? Vegetables?
16:41.13OluapWorkerThe_Randomness: Only the Pyro knows
16:41.24The_RandomnessYes
16:41.30OluapWorkerChances are that this ARG may extend to all mysterious items
16:41.35OluapWorkerI hope I'm wrong
16:41.42OluapWorkerI don't want to wait that much
16:41.43The_RandomnessI think the Pyro is a jukebox.
16:41.58OluapWorkerNo, the Pyro is a sentient alien bacteria colony
16:44.06The_RandomnessHow can a bacteria colony make such noises and maintain a normal body structure? It's obvious only a jukebox can do such things.
16:44.41RubickskaadARG?
16:44.45OluapWorkerI like my theory better
16:48.28LotGHey guess what
16:48.31LotGIts Friday?
16:48.36LotGFriday!*
16:49.00RubickskaadThere's only two fridays I'm waiting for, July 13 and December 21
16:49.03CyrannianEverybody is looking to the weekend. Weekend.
16:49.53OluapWorkerdum
16:50.05Imperiosdino__: Yeah, good idea
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16:56.38dino___@Imperios: cool!
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17:03.34sauce_I just rememberd its midsummer
17:04.19sauce_anyone on?
17:04.57CyrannianHello
17:05.05RubickskaadSummer just started
17:05.17RubickskaadMidsummer would be something like July or Auguse
17:05.24RubickskaadAugust*
17:06.11dino___hello
17:06.12dino___sauce
17:06.21CyrannianThe Summer months are generally considered May, June and July. At least where I live.
17:06.29WormyI think Sauce means the soltice or something.  Now the days will be getting darker earlier
17:06.45WormySince that was a couple of days ago
17:07.04RubickskaadI thought Summer was the same everywhere - Here it starts on June 21 and ends Sep 21
17:07.08WormyTo me, the Summer is from Late May to early September
17:07.26LotGFor me, Summer is only once a year
17:08.05OluapWorkerincredibly dum Irsk
17:08.07CyrannianActually, to be more precise. Summer in Ireland is that weekend in May where it doesn't actually rain.
17:08.18OluapWorkerSeasons are different in the south hemisphere
17:08.25Rubickskaaddum i forget
17:08.31Rubickskaady u forget oluap
17:08.35Rubickskaadoluap ur fwiend
17:08.41OluapWorkershup go make tzhwar
17:08.44Rubickskaadhammers his head
17:10.40Cyranniantears off Rubickskaad's head and parades around
17:11.12Rubickskaad*Cyrannian pwned Irskaad's (Rubick) head for 250 gold!
17:11.45CyrannianStop saying that when I tear off your head, or I'll tear off your arm
17:12.50CyrannianI had a dream with you in it, by the way.
17:12.52WormyWoohoo, I just remembered Le Tour de France is starting soon
17:13.13dino___Yeah the Tour!
17:13.15WormyI would much like to participate in it
17:13.25WormyI like cycling up mountains
17:14.51WormyThis guy is superhuman http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Cavendish
17:15.05ImperiosHi sauce_
17:15.36RubickskaadCyrannian: What was it about? ^^
17:16.41CyrannianI'm pretty sure it was a convention of some sort and you welcomed people at the door.
17:16.53Rubickskaadhur
17:17.29WormyI've dreamed of Catface and Monet lately, and they have dreamed of me and the other too.  Weird.  They are somewhat accurate.
17:18.01sauce_wat
17:18.26OluapWorkerI don't dream
17:18.32OluapWorkerIf I do, I don't remember
17:18.36WormyHow sad
17:18.46RubickskaadI barely renember my dreams
17:18.47WormyMy dreams are very surreal
17:18.59WormyOccasionally lucid
17:19.01OluapWorkerShu's feeding off my dreams probably
17:19.15RubickskaadYay baneblade *Hugs Shu*
17:19.35CyrannianAnd then he dies.
17:19.40OluapWorkerthrows Rubickskaad into a volcano
17:19.56RubickskaadAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *dies in the lava*
17:20.01OluapWorkerded
17:20.20Cyrannianhttp://images.wikia.com/spore/images/4/48/AdlapuspinoSailor.png - sheet
17:20.24Cyrannian*sheep
17:20.25Wormy<PROTECTED>
17:21.04OluapWorkerFor a moment I though that would be an Adlapuspino dressed as a sailor
17:21.10OluapWorkerI was like "wat"
17:21.48Cyrannianlol
17:23.59Wormy_homeworkThis is my LAST assignment
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17:24.14Zillafire101hello guys
17:24.18Wormy_homeworkhi
17:25.40*** join/#sporewiki Lakaz (4f4640ed@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.79.70.64.237)
17:27.13Zillafire101Hey lakaz
17:29.46*** join/#sporewiki Lakaz_ (4f4640ed@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.79.70.64.237)
17:29.48Lakaz_Hi all
17:30.17Lakaz_...Erm, i just got the message i quit right as i log on. What/
17:30.28CyrannianA user just commented on my Imperial Walker, ''That's what you call amazing. Cyrannus is doomed.''
17:30.48CyrannianPretty sure it's meant to defend Cyrannus, but okay.
17:31.28dino___lol
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17:35.30XhoShit so many people
17:35.38LotGMust've hurt
17:36.53dino___XHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
17:36.58dino___What an awesoem new creature  you have
17:37.02dino___made
17:37.39XhoErm
17:37.44XhoWhich one
17:38.25Xhohttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120621175908/spore/images/0/02/Caligaduro21062012.png If you mean Caligaduro then yeah
17:41.57XhoSo many users
17:42.00XhoBut so quiet
17:42.04XhoWake the fuck up
17:42.17Zillafire101i'm watching Deadpool stoff
17:42.29dino___hahah
17:42.31Cyrannian~throw Xho
17:42.31infobotACTION winds up and throws Xho over the moon.
17:42.32dino___<PROTECTED>
17:42.37dino___that one is coolio
17:42.41dino___and looks dangeorus as well
17:42.49Xholands back in Brazil
17:42.51Xhodum aim
17:42.54Xhou haz dum aim
17:43.04Cyranniangasp
17:43.08Cyranniango dai
17:45.08CyrannianYeah, seriously. Why is there so many people here?
17:46.25Zillafire101I have nothing better to do D=
17:53.11Xho“Our experiments were heartwarming. Of course, you don't know I used you, and even if you did, you are too animalesque to remember...” - Kolossus to Hez
17:53.19XhoHez - u sed wat nao
17:58.09Cyrannian~poke OluapWorker
17:58.09infobotACTION cuts down a small tree, sneaks up behind OluapWorker, pokes OluapWorker repeatedly, hilarity ensues.
17:58.42Wormy_homeworkErm, who is this Elassint?
17:58.52Wormy_homeworkhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RecentChanges
17:59.59Xhosome dum
18:00.04Cyrannianhttp://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Elassint - Let's troll other sites looking for information.
18:02.45Technobliteratorspeaking of whcih xho can hez'kalka fight mac in the borealis war
18:02.46Technobliterator?
18:03.05XhoYou know Hez is a god now right?
18:03.26Technobliteratoryeahh
18:03.32Technobliteratorso is zargoth
18:04.26XhoWhat's Zargoth got to do with it?
18:04.48XhoIs he in the plot?
18:06.40CyrannianI'm going to go stalk Xho.
18:06.52XhoBollocks
18:07.51XhoTechnobliterator
18:07.53Xhodammit talk
18:08.16Technobliteratorwat
18:08.26TechnobliteratorZargoth is in the plot, yeah
18:08.42TechnobliteratorHe's one of the main guys actually
18:08.45XhoDoing what exactly? Going against Hez?
18:08.50Technobliteratornope
18:09.02TechnobliteratorI was thinking he might ask for Hez' support to get rid of mac
18:09.26XhoAlright, does that mean I have to rp cause if it does then...well I can't do shit really
18:09.52Technobliteratorno noo
18:10.01Technobliteratorthis won't be right now if it happens it'll be like in ages
18:10.09XhoHm
18:10.10Technobliteratorand when it does happen i don't think we'll need you
18:10.15Xho?
18:10.23XhoYou don't need me and you're using my character?
18:10.33XhoIf that makes sense then I don't know what doesn't
18:10.36Technobliteratornot to rp it
18:10.41Technobliteratorjust to check it and shit
18:10.50XhoHm
18:10.54Technobliteratorand besides we've got statistics, we can probably find out how strong he is
18:11.04Technobliteratorby that time anyway
18:11.22XhoHm
18:11.22XhoOk
18:12.23XhoI'm surprised the Apocalypta aren't suspicious of Anzilanarus in their business
18:20.17FalcoSWTORI've progressed to Dromund Kaas on SWTOR
18:20.28FalcoSWTORon my new guy
18:20.50FalcoSWTORokay bye again
18:24.05XhoFalcoSWTOR: GET BACK ON THE WIKI *me gets rusty hooks and chains and forcefully drags Falco back*
18:24.25FalcoSWTORwhat?
18:24.29FalcoSWTORI am on de wiki
18:24.48XhoEdit on the wiki *me starts playing puppets with Falco*
18:24.54OluapWorkerAnteddy is a godwaptor and could nom Anzilanarus if he did bad stoof
18:24.59OluapWorkerAlso i'm back you better run
18:25.12Xhoslaps Oluap round the face and laughs mockingly
18:25.48OluapWorkerbreaks Xho's arms and legs and laughs maniacly
18:26.04Xhoheadbutts OluapWorker in the face repeatedly
18:26.28OluapWorkereats Xho
18:26.35Xhois OluapWorker
18:26.55OluapWorkerate himself
18:27.02Xhodohohoho
18:27.10OluapWorkeru dum kid
18:27.23XhoSays the guy who just ate himself
18:27.36OluapWorkerdusnt make u any less dum
18:27.38OluapWorkeru dum
18:27.45XhoNo but it makes u more dum
18:27.50Xhou more dum
18:27.53OluapWorkernngh
18:28.02OluapWorkerspits Xho and throws him about
18:29.35dino___bye have to leave
18:29.36dino___see ya
18:29.42OluapWorkerI was gonna ask something but I forgot what it was
18:30.25OluapWorkerXho: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/68/Saxton_Hale_Hearing_Transcript.jpg
18:30.27XhoThing is though Antediluvian is smart enough not to nom Anzilanarus
18:30.42XhoIf he did the Xhodocto would be all apocalypse on their asses
18:30.44OluapWorkerARG people found that in the banana errors
18:32.15MonetHello.
18:32.52XhoSAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
18:32.59OluapWorkershup
18:33.06RubickskaadYay Xho
18:33.08OluapWorkerYou know who Poopy Joe is right?
18:33.18Xhocontinues with his Saxton Hale with a megaphone in Oluap's ear
18:33.34OluapWorkeris megaphone proof
18:33.36Rubickskaadspellsteals Xho then becomes more awesome
18:33.44OluapWorkerkills Rubickskaad
18:33.45Xhokills Rubickskaad
18:33.45OluapWorkershup
18:33.50OluapWorkerHivemind kill
18:33.51RubickskaadHIVEMIND!!!
18:34.07OluapWorkerhttp://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Non-player_characters#Poopy_Joe
18:34.14RubickskaadShadow Fiend and Doom Bringer pwned the Shadow Demon!
18:34.33XhoPoopy Joe
18:34.38Xhochuckles immaturely
18:34.55OluapWorkerThere was also a russian monkey called Vladmir Bananas
18:35.11OluapWorkerPoopy Joe would use the Eyelander to fight him
18:36.05OluapWorkerhttp://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/poopyjoe.htm
18:36.13OluapWorkerXho's not man enough to own Florida
18:36.15MonetWhat have I missed?
18:37.17OluapWorkerIrsk dying twice at the same time
18:37.19OluapWorkeraka the usual
18:37.28Xhopays $550,000 to PO Box 857, Saratoga NJ
18:37.32XhoSays you
18:37.42OluapWorkerfuk
18:38.13OluapWorkerhttp://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4562582_460s.jpg Aye
18:39.00sauce_handegg
18:39.18XhoGenius
18:41.17MonetI looked back, that "pwning for gold" joke is getting old.
18:41.39XhoNever knew there was a joke about it
18:42.01OluapWorkerThat message appears everytime someone kills someone in Dota 2
18:42.22MonetIrskaad uses it everytime someone kills him.
18:42.31OluapWorkerIrskaad is a Dota 2 fangirl
18:42.35OluapWorkerYou can connect the dots
18:43.09MonetI'm not used to geting a static sum of money when I loot something.
18:43.27MonetIf I know what I am getting it's kinda boring.
18:43.53OluapWorkerIt's not static in Dota 2
18:44.04OluapWorkerIt depends of how much gold you have
18:44.16XhoI miss the Minecraft server
18:44.19XhoSomeone make a new one
18:44.27XhoAnd let me take over it because I am a dick like that
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18:44.50MonetI tried but my router doesn't like me making minecraft servers for people to use.
18:44.55MonetHi.
18:44.57TybusenHai
18:45.07MonetI can create them, but no-one can conenct without Hamachi.
18:46.41OluapWorker~smack Xho
18:46.41infobotACTION smacks Xho upside the head.
18:46.50OluapWorkerquit ur megalomaniac stoof
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18:47.59OluapWorkerquit ur megalomaniac stoof
18:48.06Xho_But
18:48.09Xho_Fuck fine
18:48.17OluapWorkerflails his arms at Xho_
18:48.51OluapWorkeru ded
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18:51.42OluapWorkerhttp://www.adultswim.com/promos/valve/index.html dafuq
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18:55.10LakazHey all
18:55.24JepardiHi
19:01.00sauce_wtf oluap
19:01.06sauce_where did you find that
19:02.20OluapWorkerInternets
19:05.46OluapWorkerRubick_away: Was that you editing the Lezia page
19:05.47OluapWorker?
19:07.04Rubick_awayNo
19:07.19OluapWorkerspai around here
19:07.30Zilla_Sporegotta go guys cya
19:07.35OluapWorkerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Diplomat_Lezia?curid=82464&diff=483081&oldid=469536#Friends_and_Enemies
19:07.42Rubick_awaySomeone revert that frakking edit
19:08.13Rubick_awayLezia doesn't call anything mean
19:08.34OluapWorkerShame, I like that layout better
19:08.40OluapWorkerBut men, reverted
19:08.44OluapWorkermeh*
19:09.32Rubick_awayhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/24.41.71.69
19:09.44Xho_If I had enough time i'd sculpt an entire Minecraft world for a server but considering I don't screw it
19:10.02OluapWorkerPLANIT NOO GOOSEIDAM
19:10.13OluapWorkeru borin
19:16.32CatfaceWisdom teeth are asshats.
19:18.29Xho_hur mine never impacted lol
19:22.21Xho_I'm gonna see if I can make a Colosseum in Minecraft
19:22.34Xho_Right now it's 80 blocks in diameter and 30 blocks tall
19:22.47Xho_My bad 160
19:23.01MonetImperios, LotG: is it possible we could do part 4 later tonight?
19:23.02Xho_It is colossal
19:23.37Xho_Right now there are three levels -
19:23.56LotGYeah later tonight is good
19:23.57Xho_First ring is the 160 - 30
19:24.03Xho_Second is 80 - 15
19:24.06Xho_Third is 40 - 8
19:24.30Xho_Between the second and the third ring will be the arena part
19:25.39MonetIs 21:30 or 22:00 okay?
19:27.08Xho_So much so the arena is 78 blocks in diameter
19:29.00Xho_Ah I keep fucking it up
19:29.04MonetThe first ring is the underlevel right?
19:29.09Xho_Yeah
19:29.27Xho_But i'm going to have to make sure where that is because that'll be buried under sandstone
19:31.05LotGMonet: Yeah thats good
19:33.33sauce_I havent played minecraft in some time, does Irsk still have is little server
19:33.39sauce_xho_
19:33.48MonetNo, Needles has it and killed it.
19:33.57sauce_Oh well
19:34.08CatfaceSince when did you get here, sauce?
19:34.41sauce_Lets see
19:35.00sauce_three hours ago
19:36.27CatfaceOh.
19:36.35CatfaceWell late hello
19:37.45sauce_Im gonna eat some chips and watch cowboy bebop
19:37.53sauce_and hope for a tf2 update
19:38.03sauce_what about you
19:38.15CatfaceI'm going to listen to some Accept.
19:39.20Wormy_homework.
19:39.41Wormy_homework3
19:39.48sauce_homework?
19:40.01sauce_so no vacation for you, even in june?
19:40.02CatfaceIts a code.
19:40.07Catface4
19:40.18Wormy_homeworkI'm seriously considering to log on twice, so I can talk in message and talk here
19:40.52Wormy_homeworksauce_ Its my last assignment and next week will be my last week at college ever
19:41.27Wormy_homeworkI only get 3 days a week anyway
19:41.32sauce_My school ended 13/6
19:41.37sauce_thats like a week ago
19:41.42sauce_I think
19:42.00Wormy_homeworkAnd a bug means that when I transfer chats I get stuck at the top of the page
19:42.07sauce_I always loose track of the date when it's summer
19:42.14Wormy_homeworklol
19:42.47Wormy_homeworkI'm not really bothered about holidays anyway, since I only get 3 days at College I have it easy
19:43.14Wormy_homework.me
19:44.11Catfacehttp://i.imgur.com/m63B4.png
19:44.30sauce_^crazy
19:53.34MonetGreat, Imperios is gone.
19:58.35*** join/#sporewiki Catface (4b2aee4c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.75.42.238.76)
19:58.57CatfaceWow
19:59.22sauce_wut
19:59.23CatfaceMy captcha thing what "ghe houseboys'
19:59.29Catface*was
19:59.47Wormy_homeworkMy captcha today spelled out one of my surnames.
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20:08.10LotG_Disconned
20:10.16OluapWorkerdum buni
20:10.29LotG_no u
20:13.23Catfacehttp://i.imgur.com/i6Z0Q.png
20:15.24OluapWorkerhttp://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhb7so4A2P1qfj9qho1_400.jpg
20:17.25Wormy_homeworkNo matter what I eat today I feel hungry
20:22.00Xho_Agh bloody hell this is taking ages
20:22.13Xho_I filled out all the rings but now there are patterned holes all over the building
20:22.18Monethttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/8/8c/Graiz_ImpAdmiralsV1.png GD12 asked me to make this.
20:22.22Xho_I have to fill them in and there's hundreds of them
20:24.57MonetGD12 made the Drakodominatus models btw.
20:25.47RubickskaadWhat's those beings?
20:25.54Xho_derp
20:26.52Rubickskaadhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:MonetGraizWehrz1.png Yeah wat dat
20:27.16MonetOne of theri generals.
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20:27.33ImperiosHello
20:27.43RubickskaadImpyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
20:28.09Imperioshttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Petersburg_Midnight.jpg Just made a picture of my city
20:28.29OluapWorker...it's a city, yes
20:28.39MonetDid you use a phone?
20:29.00ImperiosYes
20:29.00RubickskaadThat's at St Petersburg MIDNIGHT.
20:29.39MonetI think it is roughly the same latitude as Norway "the land of the midnight sun".
20:29.49ImperiosExactly
20:30.01ImperiosThat's why I took a photo
20:30.53ImperiosI like the Petersburg midnight sky
20:31.05RubickskaadI wish I was there
20:31.24ImperiosYeah, Petersburg is beautiful
20:31.29Rubickskaad:D
20:31.42Catfacedrafts Monet for the war
20:31.59Monetwait what war.. I'm not even in the same country as you?
20:32.02Rubickskaadspellsteals catface then plays a guitar really well
20:32.08MonetWhat is happening dude!
20:32.18ImperiosSpellsteal?
20:32.26ImperiosU NOT SPELLBREAKER
20:32.28CatfaceAlien invasion and zombies.
20:32.32RubickskaadNope.
20:32.35RubickskaadI'm Rubick.
20:32.46Imperioshttp://classic.battle.net/war3/human/units/spellbreaker.shtml
20:32.49ImperiosDat
20:33.04OluapWorkerhttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5dee6C6BT1r3gb3zo1_250.gif monkeh
20:35.41sauce_POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE 2 ARE GOING TO BE RELEASED TOMORROW IN JAPAN OMG HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
20:36.17OluapWorkerTomorrow already?
20:36.30OluapWorkerDamn I'm late
20:37.01Catfacebig meh
20:37.03RubickskaadNot dota 2 news so shup :D
20:37.33OluapWorkerXho_: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/16/User_EpicEric_Bananas.png
20:37.48Xho_I don't get it
20:37.53Rubickskaad^
20:37.57RubickskaadSame.
20:38.00CatfaceI bet more people care about Pokemon on here than Dota 2.
20:38.02OluapWorkerdum
20:38.11OluapWorkerMeat the pie row
20:38.12RubickskaadWe can agree with each other for once, Xho! :D
20:38.23OluapWorkerMeet the Pyro
20:38.27Technobliteratordont beg fam
20:38.28Rubickskaadolol
20:38.29OluapWorkeru goldfish
20:38.46Technobliteratornot yoo dum worka
20:38.58OluapWorkerim not talkin to yoo shup
20:39.14RubickskaadDon't beg farm? Sounds like something told to a guy who farms too close to the tower
20:39.32sauce_Oluap have you found any cheese wheels? I only have some pocket lint and a banana
20:39.39OluapWorkerN0o
20:39.41OluapWorkerNo
20:39.46OluapWorkerI have no mystery items
20:39.53sauce_Also did you know the diaries are the rarest of them
20:39.56sauce_only 20 in the world
20:40.04Technobliteratorfam...
20:40.09Technobliteratori said dont beg fam
20:40.17RubickskaadWhat's that
20:40.28OluapWorkerYes
20:40.49OluapWorkerhttp://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4564407_460s.jpg Adorable and god-killing
20:41.06LotG_olol
20:42.07Technobliteratorxho, lotg, one of yu explain
20:42.17Technobliteratori'm on final fantasy so i can't explain what dont beg fam means
20:42.48LotG_Fam?
20:42.57RubickskaadVi sitter här i venten och spelar lite dota...
20:43.14CatfaceThat site.
20:43.18Technobliteratoryeah
20:43.28RubickskaadFamicom?
20:43.44TechnobliteratorRubickskaad: å pushar på å smeker, med motståndet vi leker!!
20:43.46Technobliteratorno...
20:43.48Technobliteratorfam
20:44.06ImperiosHmmm
20:44.06RubickskaadWhat's fam
20:44.08ImperiosI wonder OluapWorker
20:44.18OluapWorkerYou know repeating the word won't make him understand what it is
20:44.22ImperiosWhat is the most batlike Cyrannus species
20:44.23Rubickskaad^
20:44.34OluapWorkerBatlike?
20:44.38ImperiosYeah
20:44.49OluapWorkerI don't remember any batlike species in Cyrannus
20:44.57ImperiosHm
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20:45.38Avetzanhello
20:46.18ImperiosOkay
20:46.19ImperiosThen
20:46.23Imperios...TIRANOZARK!
20:46.31OluapWorkerDragon, not bat
20:46.40ImperiosClosest we have to bat though
20:46.58OluapWorkerBy that logic, Trucinex are also batlike
20:47.00CatfaceThats batty
20:47.27ImperiosDunno
20:47.32ImperiosWhat else is similar to bats
20:47.49ImperiosOkay
20:47.59ImperiosI'll use insane troll logic now and use a Cyrannian Radeon instead
20:48.26ImperiosWhy? Because Russian for "bat" literally means "flying mouse"
20:48.40OluapWorkerWhy do you need a batlike Cyrannian anyway?
20:49.27ImperiosRandom reference to Transformers; One of the characters had four minions: a bird, a humanoid, a tiger, and a bat
20:49.48ImperiosSo, a Rambo, an Alavar/Cyradeon/Capricornian, a Souroupa and a dunno
20:50.08OluapWorkerhur
20:50.33Technobliteratoromg man LotG_ or Xho_ explain to irsk what fam is
20:50.38Imperioshttp://tfwiki.net/wiki/Ratbat_(G1)
20:50.40Technobliteratorand what the expression don't beg it means
20:50.48ImperiosDAt
20:50.48LotG_Dunno lol
20:50.52Technobliterator...
20:50.57Technobliteratorplease tell me yu know what fam means
20:51.02ImperiosI don't
20:51.05Technobliteratornot you imp
20:51.07Xho_Can't explain it properly
20:51.09Technobliteratoryou arent british
20:51.16Technobliteratorsame xho...
20:51.17ImperiosYeah
20:51.22Xho_Same way i'd use 'bro'
20:51.30Technobliteratorpretty much yeah
20:51.32Technobliteratorfam = family
20:51.33LotG_Somebody you trust or close to
20:51.37OluapWorkerWhy not use bro then?
20:51.41Technobliteratorbut not literally
20:51.44Technobliteratorcuzz we just use fam
20:51.48OluapWorkerdum using words you can't explain
20:51.48Technobliteratorinstead of bro
20:51.57Technobliteratorshuddup
20:52.05Technobliteratorand don't beg it is like...
20:52.10Technobliteratorhow do i explain that
20:52.11OluapWorkerThat's like speaking spanish without knowing how to speak spanish
20:52.33Technobliteratornot really
20:52.37Technobliteratorbecause you know what it means
20:52.54Technobliteratoryou just can't desdcribe it well to a foreigner who doesn't know what it means and hasn't come across the term before
20:53.14OluapWorkerdoes his Yao Ming face and resumes his internet lurking
20:53.15RubickskaadI'll never be british. :P
20:53.38FarseerImperiosNeither will I
20:53.41Technobliteratorobviously
20:53.48LotG_Neither will O
20:53.50Technobliteratorwell irsk for don't beg it
20:53.51LotG_I*
20:54.07Technobliteratorall i'll say is that you beg it off xho and it pisses him off
20:54.14RubickskaadLotG you're already british. And :(
20:54.47LotG_I'm not British
20:54.57LotG_I'm Mexican
20:55.17Technobliteratorlol
20:55.32Technobliteratoranyway irsk i guess a way to describe begging it is like
20:55.54*** join/#sporewiki Tybusen (44e45820@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.228.88.32)
20:56.16TechnobliteratorPerson:"OMG I'M SO COOL AND I'M PART OF YOUR CREW NOW AND I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND AND SHIT COOL I'LL COPY YOU AND PRETEND I'M ONE OF YOU!" reply: "don't beg it"
20:56.20Technobliteratorhey tybusen!!
20:56.26RubickskaadTYBUSEN
20:56.37TybusenHi Jo!
20:56.42TybusenRUBICKSKAAD
20:56.47OluapWorkerI refer to that as "buttlicking"
20:56.57Technobliteratorwelll we call it begging it
20:57.09LotG_I refer to that as lonely
20:57.09OluapWorkerMy name is funnier :>
20:57.10Technobliteratorbut yeah buttlicking is another describing word for it
20:57.16Technobliteratorlol lotg
20:57.24RubickskaadI'm forever alone yes
20:57.27OluapWorkerYou are lonely, LotG_
20:57.28Technobliteratorbut it's not necessarily a lonely person who does it
20:57.42Technobliteratorsmacks OluapWorker
20:57.45Technobliteratorleave him alone!!
20:57.53OluapWorkerYou bet I will
20:58.11FarseerImperiosBack
20:58.46RubickskaadIf I hug Xho I'll turn into a Japanese sex doll so I better not do it.
20:59.05Technobliteratori wish i was popular on the intenet like oluap and lotg
20:59.11Technobliteratoryou two are so awesome
20:59.12RubickskaadMe too
20:59.15FarseerImperiosYou sounded like R17 right now
20:59.15OluapWorkerOkay I don't know how to reply to that
20:59.28Technobliteratorwhy?
20:59.29OluapWorkerI'm not popular on the internet
20:59.37Technobliteratorahem yes you are...
20:59.38RubickskaadOver 1000 subs...
20:59.47OluapWorkerAnd?
20:59.51RubickskaadYou're famous
20:59.54Technobliteratoryou both have considerable followings
21:00.03TybusenOluap has 1000 subs on YT?
21:00.06Tybusen*head explodes*
21:00.07Technobliteratoryeahh
21:00.11Technobliteratorhe's a gmodder
21:00.11LotG_Technobluterator: I'm gonna touch your face cuz I'm thankful
21:00.15OluapWorkerI have almost 10,000
21:00.19LotG_pokes Technobliterator's ear
21:00.20Technobliterator:>
21:00.22RubickskaadWoah
21:00.24OluapWorkerBut this is a small number compared to a lot of other people
21:00.26TybusenAlmost 10,000???!
21:00.31FarseerImperiosBitch
21:00.32Technobliteratormaybe it is oluap
21:00.34Tybusen*head explodes numerous times*
21:00.42Technobliteratorbut it's better than most people will earn!
21:00.44FarseerImperiosI want to have that amount of subs too
21:00.50Rubickskaadhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Commitment_to_Insanity Mahedore didn't bow.
21:00.53Technobliteratorwhat i'm tryna say is
21:00.59Technobliteratori wish i was as commited as you are
21:01.10OluapWorkerwat dat mean
21:01.20Catfacehttp://i.imgur.com/qcRbQ.jpg
21:01.21Technobliteratori mean like gmod videos must be so hard to do
21:01.27Technobliteratoryet you put time into it
21:01.35Technobliteratorand deviantart isn't something easy to do
21:01.57FarseerImperiosI wonder what part of my personality defines me in your eyes
21:02.06OluapWorkerGmod videos aren't hard
21:02.15Technobliteratoryes they are
21:02.15OluapWorkerAll you need is spare time and patience
21:02.15FarseerImperiosPersonally, for me it is being omni-obsessive
21:02.23OluapWorkerWho's the Gmodder here?
21:02.26Technobliteratorexactly, these two are something that i wish i had
21:02.27OluapWorkerI know what I'm saying
21:02.34Technobliteratorfor a gmodder, sure they aren't hard.
21:02.38RubickskaadI can't pose to save my life
21:02.41Technobliteratorfor a non-gmodder? fucking difficult
21:02.45OluapWorkerThey weren't hard on the beginning
21:02.56Technobliteratorwere they not?
21:03.03OluapWorkerAll you need is time, patience and a good video editor
21:03.13OluapWorkerI don't have time or patience right now
21:03.14Technobliteratoryeah...which i don't have
21:03.15CatfaceWMM
21:03.25FarseerImperiosI like Warhammer, Warcraft, furries, Star Wars, Transformers, One Thing That Must Not be Named and such.
21:03.34FarseerImperioset cetera
21:03.36Technobliteratorcool story bro
21:03.39Technobliterator:v
21:03.41Technobliteratorjk
21:03.50OluapWorkerdum harsh rude losa
21:04.04FarseerImperiosSo I wonder what part of my personality does define me in your eyes
21:04.15Technobliteratordunno...
21:04.27CatfaceI know what must not be named.
21:04.29Technobliteratorit used to be the pervy imp
21:04.32MonetLotG, Imperios: Is now any better a time?
21:04.49Technobliteratornow i realy don't know
21:04.52OluapWorkerTo me you're just a regular person who does regular stuff
21:05.03Technobliteratorthere isn't anythng about someone's personality that 'definies' them
21:05.05RubickskaadYou're my best fwiend Impy :"
21:05.06Technobliteratoryeah like with oluap
21:05.06Rubickskaad:3
21:05.07OluapWorkerand occasionally speaks like a caveman
21:05.10FarseerImperiosNow I kinda forced something new upon me, became a brony, joined a few more fandoms
21:05.16Technobliteratorexcept i always see you as the guy who's good at spore
21:05.22Technobliteratorand has some good fiction writing skills
21:05.32FarseerImperiosYeah
21:05.35RubickskaadTechnobliterator - and is irsks best friend
21:05.53TechnobliteratorRubickskaad: thanks for stating the obvious mate. -__-
21:06.06OluapWorkerirsk dum ur not rubick go write tzhwar
21:06.29FarseerImperiosWhich is not exactly true: There is also Monet, although our relations are different
21:06.40FarseerImperiosMonet is closest to me fictionwise
21:06.41Technobliteratorit's funny
21:06.48TechnobliteratorIrsk - Imp - Monet
21:06.54FarseerImperiosWhile Irskaad is closest to me in normal stiff
21:06.55TechnobliteratorIrsk and Monet are 'opposites'
21:06.56CatfaceNobody likes me its all my fault
21:06.57FarseerImperios*stuff
21:06.59Catfacenobody likes me.
21:07.04FarseerImperiosI am a mediator
21:07.09Technobliteratorforeveralone.png
21:07.31OluapWorkerI don't like you at all
21:07.33OluapWorkerdum catface
21:07.39OluapWorkergo die in a fire
21:07.48Technobliteratordum harsh rude losa
21:07.56OluapWorkeryoo too go dai in a fiya
21:07.57FarseerImperiosI mean, we and Irskaad are really close and talk a lot
21:07.58Catfacesets OluapWorker's house on fire and dies
21:08.03Rubickskaad:3
21:08.05FarseerImperiosBut we almost never do fiction together
21:08.07OluapWorkerAh crap
21:08.20OluapWorkersaves his computer
21:08.22RubickskaadBecause I'm too busy watching MLP with you XD
21:08.27OluapWorkerMust save my porn for future generations
21:08.35TechnobliteratorLOL
21:08.46Technobliteratorprevents OluapWorker from ever downloading this
21:08.48LotG_XDD
21:08.54OluapWorkercannot be prevented
21:09.06RubickskaadBecause Shu'ulathoi is above time
21:09.10FarseerImperiosRadeon - *whips OluapWorker* REPENT FOR YOUR SINS
21:09.20OluapWorker~eat Radeon
21:09.20infobotACTION eats Radeon and falls over dead
21:09.23OluapWorkershup
21:09.24Catfaceshows OluapWorker's mother his stash
21:09.29Technobliteratoryeah yoo can ok
21:09.31OluapWorkerAh crap
21:09.35OluapWorkerruns off
21:09.56Technobliteratorremoves OluapWorker's mother from time
21:10.00FarseerImperiosWe should do SOMETHING together, Irskaad
21:10.04FarseerImperiosFiction-wise
21:10.13OluapWorkerAhem
21:10.13RubickskaadYeah we should
21:10.15OluapWorkerTzhwar
21:10.19OluapWorkerright over there
21:10.19Rubickskaad^
21:10.23FarseerImperiosI did two sections
21:10.30OluapWorkerUnfinished story is still unfinished
21:10.30Technobliteratorwhat about
21:10.31FarseerImperiosNot much
21:10.37Technobliteratorandromeda war-tzhwar crossover?
21:11.06FarseerImperiosGiven Andromeda is right next to Kraw, it is not so impossible
21:11.12FarseerImperiosOne problem
21:11.17OluapWorkerIt already exists
21:11.22OluapWorkerBut Imp's too lazy to finish it
21:11.30FarseerImperiosI have to make Irskaad and Monet cooperat
21:11.36FarseerImperiosHardest thing to do ever
21:11.40RubickskaadYeah
21:11.49Technobliteratorit shouldn't be
21:11.52Technobliteratorbut oh well
21:11.55RubickskaadMe and monet can't come up with an idea both of us can agree on
21:12.01OluapWorkerstubborn dums
21:12.10TechnobliteratorMonet, did we ever get round to that story in The Cards Revealed?
21:12.11FarseerImperiosI am really close to you both so perhaps I could make you work together
21:12.13RubickskaadBecause Monet nitpicks on the smallest details :>
21:12.37FarseerImperiosEeeyup
21:12.40MonetTechnobliterator: I made part of it.
21:12.51Technobliteratorso irsk? you're a twat to me too and i don't appreciate you talking about my friends
21:13.05RubickskaadSince when
21:13.13TechnobliteratorMonet: okaii...can we discuss it in private chat? i wanna know how to carry it on
21:13.27FarseerImperiosIrskaad and Monet aren't perfect, but they are nice and both of them, as well as others, should accept them
21:13.42OluapWorkerirsk dum, monet dum, imp, jo dum
21:13.44OluapWorkereveryone dum
21:13.49OluapWorker*imp dum
21:13.58Technobliteratorwhat do you mean since when irsk? you bitch me every time i try and make something new and trash talk my work like it's easy...
21:14.10MonetTechno: LotG Imeprios and I were going to work on something.
21:14.32OluapWorkerOh btw this reminds me
21:14.43OluapWorkerI read the latest section of the Regal Visit thing
21:14.47FarseerImperiosTechnobliterator: Perhaps you could be more polite to him?
21:14.55OluapWorkerIt made me want to hurt Iovera and Tyraz in several ways
21:15.03Technobliteratorno...it's a case of him being completely impolite to me and trash talking me
21:15.11TechnobliteratorOluapWorker: lol...link?
21:15.20OluapWorkersearch it yourself hur
21:15.24Technobliteratorwanna slap
21:15.32FarseerImperiosJo and Irskaad: Do not talk to each other then
21:15.38RubickskaadI want to hurt Uriel in several ways ^^
21:16.01LotG_I wanna hurt Tyraz in several ways
21:16.02OluapWorkerKolossus - Have kids already so I can torment you ffs
21:16.08LotG_:3
21:16.19FarseerImperiosOluap and Irskaad alliance will bring the AGC to its knees
21:16.21RubickskaadAtiemus - I'm a kid...
21:16.28FarseerImperiosI wanna hurt Iovera in several ways
21:16.29Rubickskaad:_D
21:16.32TechnobliteratorZargoth - Leave them alone, Kolossus.
21:16.36OluapWorkerKolossus - NEVA
21:16.48TechnobliteratorZargoth - WANT TO GET SACKED?
21:16.55OluapWorkerKolossus - butbut :c
21:17.02TechnobliteratorZargoth - SHUP THEN
21:17.14OluapWorkerKolossus -- I want revenge ;c
21:17.27RubickskaadAtiemus - *Giggles*
21:17.39Rubickskaad*Eko arrives* Ateimus - *Frowns*
21:17.42TechnobliteratorZargoth - *Slaughters Atiemus in half a second*
21:17.43OluapWorkerGood kid, dum father
21:17.53OluapWorkerdum zargoth
21:17.55TechnobliteratorZargoth - *slaughters Eko in a nanosecond*
21:18.03OluapWorkersecond dum zargoth
21:18.13Technobliteratorshup yor ment ta go now
21:18.18OluapWorkerNU
21:18.22RubickskaadNope
21:18.24TechnobliteratorYE
21:18.28OluapWorkerActually yeah I do
21:18.32Technobliteratorhur
21:18.35Rubickskaadwat
21:18.35OluapWorker[insert random thing here]
21:18.36Technobliteratorbai dumbo
21:21.17*** join/#sporewiki Shalonar (~MindScrew@host-98-156-66-217.spbmts.ru)
21:22.17MonetLotG: #illarion when you can.
21:23.50Xho_Angazhar - u dum ralza y u no kill fasta dan dat
21:25.58TechnobliteratorVyro'Ralza - cuz i cba
21:26.27TechnobliteratorZargoth - *conjures up random dinosaur from the past and kills it in a picosecond
21:26.45RubickskaadMe - Kill me, Angazhar :D
21:27.26TechnobliteratorZargoth - *transforms into what looks like Angazhar and kills Irsk*
21:27.27ShalonarMasochirskaad
21:27.45Rubickskaaddies slightly happy
21:27.49ShalonarI assume he was in ecstasy while dying
21:27.50RubickskaadShalonar: Lol
21:28.12TechnobliteratorZargoth - *kills Shalonar*
21:28.50Xho_Angazhar - *Destroys a planet in planck time*
21:29.09RubickskaadSoul - Why didn't you kill me, Angazhar?
21:29.21Xho_https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg&feature=player_embedded If this was the hivemind, i'd be the guy on the keyboard
21:29.35TechnobliteratorZargoth - *destroys a star system in less than planck time*
21:29.47Xho_Angazhar - dum dat not possibru for u
21:30.02TechnobliteratorZargoth - shup yes it is
21:30.21Xho_Angazhar - dum planck time is the smallest possible time
21:30.37TechnobliteratorZargoth - time not relevant to me
21:30.51RubickskaadSoul - *Near Angazhar* Hai :3
21:31.06Xho_Angazhar - fine den *destroys Zargoth in a time scale so irrelevant that it's not even worth mentioning*
21:31.26TechnobliteratorZargoth - *prevents himself from dying*
21:31.29RubickskaadSoul - Haaaaaaai :D
21:33.00TechnobliteratorZargoth - *prevents Soul from existing*
21:33.51Xho_Angazhar - dum stop breaking the law
21:34.21RubickskaadMe from another timeline very similar to this one - Hai Angazhar :D
21:35.03TechnobliteratorZargoth - *removes Soul from every timeline ever*
21:35.48RubickskaadMe - I'm not a soul :D *Worships Angazhar* :3
21:36.09TechnobliteratorZargoth - ...*removes Irsk from every timeline ever*
21:36.45RubickskaadMahedore - Angazhar's... not going... to like... you destroying... his worshippers... *ScareD*
21:36.48Rubickskaadscared*
21:37.00Xho_Angazhar - BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW *Destroys Mahedore*
21:37.23TechnobliteratorZargoth - ngh *destroys Mahedore a nanosecond before Angazhar did so
21:37.41Xho_Angazhar - *Devours Zargoth's soul*
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21:38.07TechnobliteratorZargoth - *prevents soul from being devoured*
21:38.30RubickskaadWhat's Angazhar's favorite song?
21:38.33GreatDestroyer12<PROTECTED>
21:38.41GreatDestroyer12i just woke up
21:38.43TechnobliteratorAngazhar? Music? Pfft
21:38.47Technobliteratorhi GreatDestroyer12
21:39.04TechnobliteratorZargoth's favourite song - Guess it Irsk
21:39.22RubickskaadEminem's not afraid
21:39.51Technobliteratornope
21:40.06Technobliteratorguess again
21:40.20RubickskaadBasshunter's something
21:40.23MonetGD12: got present http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/8/8c/Graiz_ImpAdmiralsV1.png
21:40.28Technobliteratorno
21:40.34Technobliteratorit is something you'll know
21:40.36Technobliteratorshall i tell yu?
21:40.40RubickskaadYes
21:40.56TechnobliteratorDa Funk by Daft Punk
21:41.01Rubickskaadhur ^^
21:42.15GreatDestroyer12wow, thanks dude
21:42.27Technobliteratorthanks what
21:42.54GreatDestroyer12Monets picture
21:43.27GreatDestroyer12does arsac usually wear power armor or no?
21:44.52TechnobliteratorWHAT THE FUCK
21:45.00TechnobliteratorMASS EFFECT 3 ENDING COMING NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!
21:45.10ShalonarDur
21:45.14ShalonarDat early
21:45.21Shalonar*sarcasmmode*
21:45.21RubickskaadI read that hours earlier on reddit
21:46.14Technobliterator1.9GB download
21:46.17Technobliteratorbloody hell
21:46.23Xho_Suffers if surrounded - Heeyorian weakness
21:46.41Xho_40 Zí-Jittorám - OHAIHEEYORIANHAOUDOINWATUUPTOLOL
21:47.16TechnobliteratorHeeyorian - NGH *shoots self*
21:47.48Xho_*NOM*
21:47.53MonetGD12: She#s usually in armour yes.
21:48.09RubickskaadSskaa Akvii - Eeeeeeeekekekekekeeeeeeeeeeek (Who are Draconis and why are they our enemies?)
21:48.24Xho_What is slightly terrifying about the Zí-Jittorám is is that they're the height of a double-decker bus
21:48.54TechnobliteratorLoron - hur i bigga dan dat
21:49.15LotG_http://www.mulberrybush.co.uk/_images/toystore/800/london-bus-le-toy-van-2011_1.jpg Like dis>
21:49.15LotG_?
21:49.16Xho_Zí-Jittorám - shup we smarta
21:49.33TechnobliteratorLoron - smartas fer geeks
21:49.55Xho_Zí-Jittorám - we also smarta so we can beet yoo up quicka
21:50.13Xho_Against a human Zí-Jittorám are colossal
21:50.14TechnobliteratorLoron - yor dum
21:52.15GreatDestroyer12isnt the Loron SP one higher than the Zí-Jittorám
21:52.24Technobliteratoryes
21:53.04Technobliteratordone boglot stats
21:53.06Technobliteratorthat was fun
21:53.14Xho_1 higher I think
21:53.26Xho_Zí-Jittorám are very similar in terms of physical strength to a Loron
21:53.27Technobliteratorhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Boglot
21:53.45Xho_But Zí-Jittorám are not very agile or that fast which makes them more like tanks
21:54.20Xho_0.0000000001 m/s
21:54.41Xho_Zí-Jittorám - *pushes the Boglot so it must run*
21:55.31ShalonarJo: Dur
21:55.39ShalonarSo basically Boglot are immobile
21:55.39Xho_Zí-Jittorám - MOVE IT YOU FAT PILE OF CRAP
21:56.06TechnobliteratorBoglot - ngh
21:56.16GreatDestroyer12haha
21:56.26Xho_By doing that the Boglot could die of exhaustion
21:56.51Technobliteratoryep
21:56.52GreatDestroyer12the alpha variant of my species has a sp of 212
21:56.56GreatDestroyer12meaning out claes in a brawl
21:57.05GreatDestroyer12with a Zí-Jittorám or a loron
21:57.19Xho_Zí-Jittorám are 219
21:57.23Xho_Loron are 220
21:57.50GreatDestroyer12thats why i said i was outclassed in a brawl
21:57.58MonetThat means humans can be picked up and tossed around like matchsticks.
21:58.04Xho_Oh well you could have rephrased it
21:58.09Catfacehttp://i.imgur.com/zrSIZ.jpg
21:58.20Xho_Mature Zí-Jittorám are like the Loron Killas of the Zí-Jittorám
21:58.37Xho_Rare-occurring and absolutely fucking terrifying
21:58.59Xho_Not worth writing about though because...well it just isn't
21:59.06GreatDestroyer12haha
21:59.18GreatDestroyer12but i guess humans can be thrown around
21:59.32Xho_Human strength...I forgot what that was
21:59.40Xho_20 SP
21:59.59Xho_So yeah
22:00.01Xho_Throw around
22:00.14Monet10x strength is a lot of power.
22:00.45Xho_Kicath are 100 SP and varies between 96 and 130 usually
22:00.57Xho_Kicath Agents are closer to 600
22:01.07Xho_Agent Alpha about 700
22:01.13Xho_Kithworto is in the numerable thousands
22:01.22GreatDestroyer12are those with enhancements?
22:01.28ShalonarRadeons are 15
22:01.30Xho_Agents yes
22:01.30ShalonarDur
22:01.38Xho_Kithworto is supernaturally enhanced
22:02.09Xho_Kithworto is probably about 12,500 SP
22:02.29Xho_Omega Kithworto is 1,250,000 SP on that level
22:02.53*** join/#sporewiki GreatDestroyer12 (70ca9b61@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.112.202.155.97)
22:03.14GreatDestroyer12bad internet
22:03.28GreatDestroyer12Monet what do you think the SP of A Bloodthrister would be?
22:03.48Xho_Omega Kithworto's power overall managed to sever a city sized prison in half with little to no effort
22:04.13Xho_His full power is akin to that of Xi'Arazkha/Shu'ulathoi
22:04.24GreatDestroyer12<PROTECTED>
22:04.31GreatDestroyer12pretty powerful then
22:04.41Xho_But using that power is immensely rare for Kithworto because for one he needs to become irreversibly overcome with anger
22:04.55GreatDestroyer12so pretty much like the hulk
22:05.03Xho_Pretty much
22:05.47Catfacegives Xho_ 100 puppies
22:05.48MonetExcept he has the power of two gods.
22:05.54Xho_Oh and Kithworto has intentions of killing Ma'fest given the chance
22:06.13ShalonarIovera - DO IT NAO
22:06.22ShalonarActually
22:06.29ShalonarAndorrus - DO IT NAO
22:06.36Xho_Verezuon's power would diminish if he was in the Omega State
22:06.39Xho_Dark Ascension and all
22:06.47Xho_Absolution state is the Verezuon-side
22:07.00ShalonarHm
22:07.10GreatDestroyer12can a creature with 0 essence ascend or descend?
22:07.15Xho_No
22:07.17Xho_Well yes
22:07.18ShalonarWhat about Kith being powered with energy of niceness
22:07.26ShalonarI.e Life energy
22:07.31ShalonarAka Alpha Kith
22:07.32Xho_If the creature is ascended/descended by something else
22:07.39GreatDestroyer12i see
22:07.40Xho_Alpha Kithworto doesn't exist
22:07.49Xho_Absolution Kithworto is the Life Energy one
22:07.49GreatDestroyer12theres still hope for the 0 essence Drakodominatus
22:08.00Xho_Life Energy has ascension power
22:08.26ShalonarKithworto with the energy of flowers and puppies
22:08.32Xho_Chaos does neither but it presents itself as descension because everyone who uses it has used a demonic-type energy in the past
22:08.55Xho_Life Energy can still be used aggressively
22:08.59Xho_overload a system and kaboom
22:09.26ShalonarPoisonous flowers and angry puppies
22:09.35Xho_Chaos in neutral is difficult to explain
22:09.52Xho_I mean Chaos in a light-based context has never been used
22:10.17Xho_Chaos in a neutral-based context is sort of used in the Xhodocto context but they're still bat-shittingly aggressive
22:10.33Xho_Chaos in a dark-context is the one everyone knows
22:10.37Xho_Kill everything
22:11.02ShalonarPerhaps Chaos in light context is the power of creativity, life and energy?
22:11.16ShalonarEnergy of... freedom?
22:11.26Xho_That is essentially it
22:11.36ShalonarFreedom, creativity, emotions like love
22:11.41Xho_Chaos encompasses all powers in some hyper-extreme context
22:12.02Xho_But considering Chaos' pure control is entirely Xhodocto there is no such thing in use
22:12.10ShalonarHm
22:12.28Shalonarbrings the rainbow cannon and throws it at Xhodocto
22:12.37GreatDestroyer12haha
22:12.39ShalonarAwaken Nicedocto
22:12.50ShalonarCARE BEAR STARE
22:13.02Xho_Xhodocto - *Throws Lezia at the cannon so no effect takes place*
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22:13.41ShalonarNo seriously
22:13.42GreatDestroyer12i still cant get to the fact that lezia petted anghazar
22:13.45ShalonarGood Xhodocto
22:13.49GreatDestroyer12it takes away alot from his omnipotence
22:13.54ShalonarIt is a good idea
22:14.00Xho_Good Xhodocto has existed in one part of time
22:14.27Xho_In the first moments of the universe the Xhodocto were in the form of angel plasma which basically started a chain which meant life evolved in the universe
22:14.30ShalonarThen their girls ded
22:14.56Xho_Xhodocto - bitch now we can't stay alive and shit
22:15.02LotG_Xhoddie females died
22:15.03LotG_Gay Xhoddie - Ohai boyz
22:15.13Shalonar~smack LotG
22:15.13infobotACTION smacks LotG upside the head.
22:15.17Xho_You know the general role of females meant to be reproduction and all that
22:15.18ShalonarSlaaneshi heretic
22:15.21ShalonarDur
22:15.24Xho_That was the real only use of the females
22:15.44ShalonarXhodocto male - GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN
22:15.50Xho_Because in the physical state Xhodocto returning to this plane of reality was so long so the Xhodocto needed to keep the number up
22:16.04Xho_Now that they're non-corporeal female Xhodocto would be useless anyway
22:16.41ShalonarSo Xhodocto were sexist dicks
22:16.52ShalonarAt other side...
22:17.12ShalonarWhy wouldn't *male* Xhodocto be useless?
22:17.33ShalonarAlternate reality: An army of female Xhodocto
22:18.42Xho_Because only male Xhodocto were given the power to do so
22:18.50FalcoPunchAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
22:18.59ShalonarDum sexist Kamik
22:19.04Xho_smacks FalcoPunch
22:19.05Xho_shup
22:19.12ShalonarRadeon - dum idea
22:19.35ShalonarYou know Radeons are kinda matriarchal
22:19.43Xho_I should retcon the females out of fiction and make the Xhodocto fully male species
22:19.49Xho_I dunno why I put the females in
22:19.55ShalonarMake Xhodocto genderless
22:19.59Xho_Hm
22:20.05Xho_You know I will actually do that
22:20.23FalcoPunchmakes them appear less mortal
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22:23.54FalcoPunchHello
22:23.57AtamolosHello.
22:24.10Jove_Peem
22:24.16AtamolosMonet: What have I missed talking about the Andromeda War?
22:24.44Moneterm... Where to start..
22:25.07Rubickskaadeek a bio
22:26.35ShalonarGrox killing everyone, Jahric meeting new species, pew pew pew cyborg zombies
22:27.22ShalonarI wonder do we have matriarchal species in SporeWiki
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22:27.56Reebutt17herro peopre
22:28.15Jove_hai
22:28.39AtamolosShalonar: Vermulans?
22:28.43GreatDestroyer12hello
22:29.29ShalonarVermulans are all female
22:29.34ShalonarThat's different
22:29.46GreatDestroyer12r17 whats your mainfiction?
22:32.12Reebutt17spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:The_Crystalline_Hive
22:32.18Reebutt17http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:The_Crystalline_Hive
22:32.29Reebutt17Dum copy and paste y u no include "http" bit
22:34.56Reebutt17but... there it is.
22:35.02Reebutt17beeps GreatDestroyer12
22:36.07GreatDestroyer12i saw it
22:36.07GreatDestroyer12yesa
22:36.26Reebutt17Okay then
22:37.08GreatDestroyer12guys what would a sulphate ocean be colored?
22:38.01R17_DoWbeeps Monet LotG_ Rubickskaad Shalonar Tybusen Xho_ Jove_ Catface Atamolos and FalcoPunch
22:38.04Jove_sulphur or sulphate?
22:38.11Jove_R17_DoW: y u beep me
22:38.12TybusenWho dares disturb my slumber
22:38.15Jove_^
22:38.21CatfaceDrugs
22:38.21MonetWHAT?
22:38.24FalcoPunchwho hath beeped me
22:38.27TybusenSulphate ocean?
22:38.30TybusenI dunno
22:38.34TybusenYellow mebbe
22:38.36TybusenLike sulfur
22:38.43AtamolosGrrr. Don't beep me.
22:38.51CatfaceJove_ hates Prussia.
22:39.02Jove_No, me loves Prussia
22:39.04R17_DoWI was thinking if any of you could answer Destroyer's question, but Jove commented almost at the same time as my beep
22:39.05MonetI would say yellow. Sulfates are salts.
22:39.27ShalonarZzzzzzzzzzzz
22:39.34TybusenSulfate derives from sulfur, sulfur is traditionally yellowish and smells like rotten eggs
22:39.40Jove_Well, I think it depends on the metal it bonds with (e.g., copper sulfate's blue)
22:39.42GreatDestroyer12ok
22:39.44GreatDestroyer12so yellow ocean
22:40.18Jove_beeps Catface
22:40.22Jove_Hai
22:40.52CatfaceHai
22:40.59Jove_How you be
22:41.06CatfaceFine
22:41.11CatfaceYou?
22:41.15GreatDestroyer12ctface why are the igantus even pissed at the ule if the ule isnt even at it's borders
22:41.36Jove_I want to make a youtube video. But I'm too, err, lazy to make another right now.
22:42.01FalcoPunchvideo about what?
22:42.21Jove_http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_%26_Blade:_Warband
22:42.30Jove_I was gonna do a Civ 5: Gods and Kings one next
22:42.42Jove_But meh, I ish feeling slightly lazy
22:43.03CatfaceGReatDestroyer: Because they don't trust the ULE's motives.
22:43.12FalcoPunchtakes away Jove_'s laziness
22:43.12CatfaceAnd you have a video, Jove?
22:43.21GreatDestroyer12i see
22:43.29Jove_Yesh, I has 2 (but teh first one's terrible, don't watch it)
22:43.43CatfaceI wanna see it
22:43.50Jove_No u don't o_o
22:44.26FalcoPunchyes
22:44.35Jove_You too?
22:44.43CatfaceYes I do.
22:44.49Jove_no
22:44.53Jove_:<
22:45.05FalcoPunchYES
22:45.09Jove_WHAI
22:45.19FalcoPunchyou brought it up
22:45.22FalcoPunchso now I want to
22:45.27Jove_No I didn't :S
22:45.40FalcoPunchwell
22:45.44FalcoPunchstill
22:45.54Jove_SO, who's excited about the Olympics?
22:45.59Jove_tehe
22:46.20FalcoPunchgod dmamit Jove
22:46.21Xho_N
22:46.22Catfaceslaps Jove_
22:46.22Xho_No
22:46.24FalcoPunch*dammit
22:46.28Xho_This country is going insane over it
22:46.30Xho_And frankly
22:46.31Jove_y u peeps so mean to me
22:46.34FalcoPunchalso slaps Jove_
22:46.35Xho_No one in the UK gives half a shit
22:46.46Jove_Xho, you don't understand, I was tryin' to change subjects
22:46.59Xho_Yeah well you got your subject
22:47.02CatfacePleeze Jove. The video can't be that bad.
22:47.03Xho_smacks Jove_
22:47.08Jove_Dammit
22:47.12Jove_That hurt
22:48.11FalcoPunchJove_
22:48.13FalcoPunchJove_
22:48.16FalcoPunchNAO
22:48.39Jove_no u
22:52.10FalcoPunchtell us
22:52.22Jove_nom
22:52.35Jove_We should be more productive and learn about the Middle Eastern country of Oman
22:53.06FalcoPunchor we should learn about your video
22:53.30Jove_Nah, Oman's proud history is much richer and more awesomer than my vids
22:53.33TybusenWhy not Yemen
22:53.56Jove_Oman comes before it alphabetically
22:54.08FalcoPunchJove_, I will give you a cookie
22:54.37Jove_What type?
22:54.45FalcoPunchwhichever kind you want
22:54.49Jove_Hmm
22:54.52Jove_I must decline
22:55.03Jove_Cookies interfere with the learning process.
22:55.09Atamoloshas a delayed reaction and strangle Rubickskaad thirty minutes after he said 'eek'
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22:56.47FalcoPunchINFOBOT
22:56.57FalcoPunchthis is why some people call Infobot female
22:56.58AtamolosShe refers to herself as female, but when you ask, she denies that she has a gender.
22:57.00FalcoPunch~suicide
22:57.00infobotACTION kills herself Juliet style, after seeing falcopunch commit suicide
22:57.10Jove_~gender
22:57.10infobotI'm female
22:57.11AtamolosSee?
22:57.27Jove_Hmm
22:57.34Jove_She clearly said she's female
22:57.58AtamolosWhen you ask in the past, she said, "I'm genserless".
22:58.06Atamolos*genderless
22:58.08FalcoPunchtrue
22:58.15Atamolos~age
22:58.15infobothmm... age is You must be 18 years of age or older by April 20, 2009 to be eligible to participate in Google Summer of Code in 2009.
22:58.21Jove_It just took her a while to make up her mind
23:01.31FalcoPunchJove_ just show me the video
23:01.46FalcoPunchAlthough now I have a feeling you're going to Rick Roll me
23:03.50Jove_You can ask Catface, it's legit
23:04.04CatfaceIt is.
23:05.26LotG_FalcoPunch: Found it on Jove's page www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEAeTBJDKIU
23:05.59FalcoPunchI don't want to click on it
23:06.02Jove_Imma have to favorite that :S
23:06.12FalcoPunchwhat is it
23:06.13LotG_Go on, its legit
23:06.26LotG_Its Civ or Empire game or something,
23:06.30FalcoPunchWell, here comes something else
23:06.38FalcoPunchGODDAMMIT
23:06.52FalcoPunchI knew it
23:06.53Jove_It's technically not a "rickroll"
23:06.59Jove_So you can't say you "knew it"
23:07.00FalcoPunchnope
23:07.11FalcoPunchI said here comes something else
23:07.13FalcoPunchclose enough
23:07.29Jove_Geez, I'm actually watching the video :S
23:08.21Xho_" Unfortunately, she [Iovera] was not able to control them when she was yopung, resulting in tragic death of her whole family."
23:08.26Xho_Dunno wether to :L or XD
23:08.30Xho_*whether
23:08.33Rubickskaad:D
23:08.53Xho_Okay now you woke up i'm gonna :L
23:09.23RubickskaadXho, what must I do to be your best friend?
23:09.40Xho_I don't want you to be my best friend
23:09.46Rubickskaad:( y not
23:10.00Xho_Because i'd smack your face in too quickly
23:10.07Rubickskaad:_(
23:10.15Jove_lulz...
23:10.41Xho_It is immensely, excruciatingly irritating when you act super friendly towards me
23:10.46Rubickskaad:(
23:11.00RubickskaadSo should I be angry at you?
23:11.38Xho_No you shouldn't even think of going to any extreme because i'll throw you out of the wiki if you do
23:11.44FalcoPunchXho, your fiction is the best on the wiki, and I would want nothing more than to be your best friend.
23:11.45Rubickskaad:_(
23:11.51Xho_FalcoPunch: Fuck off
23:11.53Xho_:>
23:11.59FalcoPunchI had to
23:12.21LotG_Xho: I like your fic, dislike your home and ate your cat
23:12.22Xho_First off the idea of friends on the internet is stupid mainly because i'm reading a wall of text
23:12.26Xho_Nothing more
23:12.42GreatDestroyer12boom headshot to all friend requests
23:12.45RubickskaadI have Internet friends
23:13.12Xho_LotG_: Hm I was gonna say something but forget it it might make you angry/sad/whatever
23:13.34Xho_Internet friends are not real friends
23:13.40LotG_Probably right, unless its a momma joke, in which I'll laugh
23:13.51RubickskaadWhat about Imperios?
23:13.53Xho_No it was a relationship-based joke
23:14.01LotG_olol go ahead
23:14.04LotG_I hate my ex
23:14.17Xho_I was going to say 'well your girlfriend wasn't all that satisfactory either you know'
23:14.24LotG_XDD
23:14.39GreatDestroyer12@Catface would it be against the policy of the MIrus Galaxy for me to abduct ignatus people
23:14.52Xho_It doesn't take any social skill at all for me to be nice on the Internet
23:15.18Xho_Easily enough I could be 6'7" and black if you didn't know that I was 5'11" and sort of white
23:15.41FalcoPunchI'm 7'8'' and purple
23:15.48Xho_Same way I could be nice in real life and your worst nightmare on the internet
23:16.13Xho_Internet doesn't take anything to do anything
23:16.53Monethttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/4/41/Uriel_ThroneRoom.png You all stand before the emperor!
23:17.26FalcoPunchWhy is he standing in front of a golden octopus?
23:17.27GreatDestroyer12that is a nice chair
23:17.48Xho_Emperor Kitraminak - YOUR THRONE ROOM IS DUMB AND YOU SHOULD FEEL DUMB
23:18.06MonetUriel - Hmm... nope.
23:18.26Xho_That's based on the fact the Kicath only ever utilize two colours properly
23:18.27MonetDat no octopus though.
23:18.35FalcoPunchi know
23:18.45Monetblue and grey?
23:18.49Xho_Pretty much
23:19.10Xho_Gunmetal and Cyan really
23:19.13GreatDestroyer12Tyrant Abaddon Heimdall - is gold still that valuable in the sporewiki universe?
23:19.19Xho_Sometimes Anthracite
23:19.40Xho_The Kicath take these colours as power
23:20.23MonetDraconis - Not really, but it looks nice.
23:20.55GreatDestroyer12is that supposed to be full body power armor?
23:21.07MonetFor the guards? Yes.
23:21.08Xho_Kind of conflicts with the Kicath's yellow scales
23:21.40GreatDestroyer12i seem to be the only one here who uses completely enclosing helmets
23:22.22GreatDestroyer12how did you make uriel sit?
23:22.41R17_DoWYou are not alone, but... Humans are Humans, and the ones I've designed in Spore are for my personal fiction universe and not the main SporeWiki universe.
23:22.51Xho_I use total-enclosed helmets as well
23:23.02MonetGD12: They're supposed to be compeltely enlosed.
23:23.19Xho_http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120608182710/spore/images/0/00/KicathSoldier2788.png Example
23:23.46Xho_That being an armoured Kicath
23:23.50GreatDestroyer12awesome
23:23.56GreatDestroyer12whats at then end of the tail?
23:24.10Xho_That's the horn decor they have
23:24.18Xho_All Kicath possess that
23:24.24R17_DoWTbh btw I think the helmets for creatures with heads/jaws/snouts like Draconids and Kicath need more space for the lower jaw.
23:24.28Xho_Could easily kill a human like that
23:24.53Xho_http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120608182918/spore/images/1/1c/KicathRoyalGuard.png The more intimidating Royal Guard
23:25.17Rubickskaadgtgbai
23:25.18R17_DoWafter all, you also have to move your lower jaw up and down almost all the time when you speak.
23:25.34GreatDestroyer12my armor has alot of jawspace
23:25.39GreatDestroyer12that giant regen deflector at the front
23:25.42Xho_Well I didn't take that into consideration
23:25.45GreatDestroyer12allows for alot of rage speak
23:25.47Xho_Nor will I
23:25.59R17_DoWokay then
23:26.25Xho_The Kicath have to trim down their horns across their body in order to wear their armor
23:26.35Xho_Usually the horns grow back in like six weeks so no big deal
23:26.35R17_DoWMonet: Think that Draconid helms need more jaw space?
23:26.51MonetI think so.
23:26.52GreatDestroyer12i never resolved that continuity problem
23:26.57GreatDestroyer12dominatus have giant ass antlers
23:27.03GreatDestroyer12that just jut out of the armor
23:27.18Xho_Past Xhodocto armour used to do that
23:27.34Xho_But considering the Xhodocto were walking demigods the use of armor was a bit folly anyway
23:28.47MonetThat chair is probably the most painstakingly built set pice there.
23:28.53GreatDestroyer12haha
23:29.05GreatDestroyer12i havent actually designed any drakodominatus buildings yet
23:29.11GreatDestroyer12the last thing i made was a mech
23:29.23Xho_http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain%3AAgent_Alpha This guy is a semi-armored Kicath but has a monstrous personality
23:29.31R17_DoWI always overlooked that jaw problem (or in this case, beak problem) with old Radux before, until I just thought "meh" and decided to give them a kind force field that preserves their oxygen and works like a non-solid space suit when they're in space, or something to lower the temperature around them when in hot or normal-temperature planets. (Old Xarik-Radux mainly lived on cold worlds)
23:30.15Xho_Alpha has his tail-horns trimmed down as well
23:30.22MonetArsac - You still owe me a table!
23:30.42Xho_Alpha - I'm sure there's another tree you can cut down.
23:31.11MonetArsac - That table was an antique...
23:31.11R17_DoWNew Xarik-Radux can now live anywhere (they don't need the "limiting factors" of other beings as they are basically Energy Beings in Living Metal bodies)
23:31.40Xho_Alpha is unnaturally resistant to damage considering he survived his ship being eradicated by Ekthrikos and then his Devastator being blown in half by Krath
23:31.47GreatDestroyer12the only thing arsac loves more than her job
23:31.49GreatDestroyer12is the table
23:32.19Xho_Most Kicath Agents wear armor around 1,800 lbs in weight
23:32.25Xho_Alpha's armor is closer to 7,000
23:32.38Xho_His total weight overall brings that to around 8,600 lbs
23:32.53Xho_Wearing a powered exoskeleton like that helps I guess
23:33.14Xho_Although being enhanced with technology ahead of the current time kind of helps as well
23:33.21GreatDestroyer12haha
23:33.34GreatDestroyer12the epitome of Drakodominatus impracticality
23:33.41GreatDestroyer12is the outfitting of hyper elite infantry
23:33.51Xho_Most Agents are treated probably 70 - 80 times over a period of a year in order to turn them into what they are
23:33.51GreatDestroyer12with neutronium armor
23:33.57GreatDestroyer12or at least a very thing
23:34.00GreatDestroyer12thin layer of it
23:34.16Xho_Alpha is still treated to improve his being and as a cause of that has been treated probably about 400 times
23:34.56Xho_Agents are re-serviced every now and again if their cybernetics begin to fault which is an incredibly rare occasion
23:35.22GreatDestroyer12how many agents are there?
23:35.45Xho_114,200
23:36.16GreatDestroyer12what are the naming conventions once you finish with the greek alphabet
23:36.19Xho_There's 24 Agent Leaders
23:36.39GreatDestroyer12oh
23:36.40GreatDestroyer12i see
23:36.45Xho_The Agent Leaders are just labelled under the Greek Alphabet
23:36.51GreatDestroyer12ok
23:36.55Xho_After that it's usually [Alphabet] - [Number]
23:37.02MonetArsac is a cross between a jedi and Wolverine.
23:37.17GreatDestroyer12Alpha-2
23:37.20Xho_So usually you get about 4,760 Agents under one Leader Agent
23:37.38GreatDestroyer12how tall is arsac anyway?
23:37.46Xho_So you'll get something like Φ 0981
23:38.23MonetI said before, 2.85m.
23:38.30GreatDestroyer12oh ya
23:38.32GreatDestroyer12i see
23:38.49GreatDestroyer12i was thinking of making an alphabet for dominatus based on chinese radicals and greek letters
23:38.52GreatDestroyer12but too much work
23:39.02Xho_Thing is the Kicath are armed with a particularly advanced and immensely dangerous (not to forget expensive) handheld cannon which produces a result around an eighth of the Hiroshima blast
23:39.18MonetAlso ad a bit of dragon in there because she can manipulate heat.
23:39.24GreatDestroyer12all Kicanth?
23:39.27Xho_Because of its extreme weight only the Kicathian Juggernauts can use that
23:39.48GreatDestroyer12i see
23:40.00Xho_Kicathian Juggernauts are like 12'6", heavily armored and use a weapon strong enough to have a similar force to a car if he clubs you with it
23:40.14GreatDestroyer12haha
23:40.47GreatDestroyer12is the kicanthian military all kicanthian or are there tons of slave troops
23:40.57Xho_Kicathian*
23:41.08GreatDestroyer12ok kicathian
23:41.13Xho_Kicathian have Protectorate warriors as well
23:41.19Xho_Which is more than the Kicath have
23:41.24Xho_Slave troops are never used
23:41.32GreatDestroyer12haha
23:41.33Xho_If enslaved you're likely to be a test subject
23:41.51MonetI think only the Gros use slave armies.
23:42.10Xho_The Kicath use genetic enhancement as well as cybernetics to create Agents
23:42.10GreatDestroyer12haha i use them too kinda, tho they are made from the best of the slaves
23:42.22GreatDestroyer12and everybody  non drakodominatus has loyalty cards
23:42.29GreatDestroyer12in their head
23:42.39Xho_Because of rejection of the process the method has been tried and tested, so the body can live with it longer than the Kicath live normally
23:42.56Xho_Get your body cyber'd to 100% and you have this - http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120312193116/spore/images/8/89/AgentOmegaUpgraded.png
23:43.05GreatDestroyer12The heirarchy is actually in order of height and size too
23:43.10GreatDestroyer12You have 4.5 meter alphas
23:43.16GreatDestroyer12then 4 meter BETAS
23:43.48GreatDestroyer12then the jannisaries and schaden
23:43.55Xho_Agent Omega makes Agent Alpha's cybernetics look like homemade
23:44.36Xho_Whilst Agent Alpha can shift about 57,000 lbs of weight, Alpha flung something similar to that weight with two hands
23:44.44Xho_*Omega
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23:45.21qwebirc156127what
23:45.41Xho_As a result Omega is the most dangerous Kicath in the Empire
23:45.52Xho_Kithworto is believed to be the Empire's ally so he isn't dangerous
23:46.12GD12how would a kicath conduct an invasion of a planet
23:46.20Xho_Well
23:46.41Xho_The Kicath bombard the surface until what seemed to be the continent is now a pile of mush
23:47.02Xho_Once everyone's dead the Kicath wait out until the situation calms down, mine the planet for resources
23:47.16GD12so whats the point of having ground troops then
23:47.26Xho_The Kicath don't always invade like that
23:47.44Xho_Kicath will use ground troops if species are 'useful'
23:47.58Xho_Or in a conventional war where large orbital cannons are impractical
23:48.07GD12useful in what respect?
23:48.13Xho_Test subjects
23:48.19MonetTactic 1 is for species who generally piss the Kicath off.
23:48.32GreatDestroyer12i see your people do experimentation to?
23:48.52Xho_Kicath often take the species, experiment on them, and usually put them in a firing range for the Kicath's new weapons
23:48.52GreatDestroyer12Dr Freud - I have finally found someone who enjoys the arts of anatomical manipulation
23:49.10Xho_Kicathian weapons are probably some of the nastiest weapons about
23:49.25GreatDestroyer12give an example of one
23:49.34Xho_Well the Juggernaut Cannon for one
23:49.47Xho_The resulting blast can clear an area for miles
23:50.02Xho_Kicathian pulseblades
23:50.04GreatDestroyer12is it starship mounted?
23:50.15Xho_Nope, due to its style of weapon it is handheld
23:50.20Xho_Energy
23:50.46Xho_Pulseblades are like humming lightsabers
23:50.59Xho_Lightsabers are the weapons they use in Star Wars right?
23:51.17GreatDestroyer12ya
23:51.23Xho_Yeah so like them
23:51.41Xho_Due to the fact that the blade moves to and fro and some extreme pace the slicing method is effortless
23:51.52Xho_Stealth units are often equipped with two of these
23:52.01Xho_Combined with their tactics makes them slippery bastards
23:52.13GreatDestroyer12there are mainly two schools of weapon design for the Dominatus
23:52.22GreatDestroyer12one that favors efficeincy and destruction in killing
23:52.27GreatDestroyer12and what that just favours sadism and pain
23:52.35Xho_Kicath mix the two hur
23:53.08Xho_The elements that the Kicath have found in the Milky Way which is so commonplace are used for the sharpest of physical weapons
23:53.32Xho_Because of the strong cultivation of the weapon the weapon is proved to be resistant to even Xhodocto weapons (see Kithworto vs Tyraz for one)
23:53.52GreatDestroyer12i seewhats a hur
23:54.05Xho_hur = lol, anything like lol
23:54.34MonetDraconis have power swords, but also power-sabres.
23:54.39Xho_Kithworto's hybrid blade managed to wedge in Tyraz' sword which is Xhodocto made
23:55.02Xho_Although Xhodocto swords have that annoying ability to seem alive and regenerate and such
23:55.37Xho_Kithworto's hybrid blade is like a dual-pronged longsword with a pulseblade down the middle
23:56.08Xho_He doesn't use it nowadays considering he uses his essences to turn his enemies into skeletons
23:56.14Xho_via kaboom
23:56.33GreatDestroyer12the pinnacle of Drakodominatus melee technology are ghost claws and hypermatter tachyonic swords
23:56.46GreatDestroyer12only a 111 of each are in existence
23:57.02Xho_You should see Xhodocto technology
23:57.16Xho_The weakest average thing a Xhodocto weapon does is interstellar damage
23:57.24GreatDestroyer12gulp
23:57.43GreatDestroyer12so how does kicath weaponry resistant to it
23:57.47GreatDestroyer12if it is interstellar damage?
23:57.56Xho_Well that's not melee weapons
23:58.10Xho_Melee weapons are still immensely strong
23:58.26Xho_Although if you made a club out of Xhodocto flesh i'd guarantee it would be stronger
23:58.50Xho_Xhodocto melee weapons are as strong as they are heavy
23:58.51GreatDestroyer12haha
23:59.04Xho_Tyraz can only wield his blade because he is strong enough
23:59.10GreatDestroyer12how tall is he
23:59.14GreatDestroyer12and whats his sp?
23:59.24Xho_Tyraz is about 1.8m and his SP is probably above 10,000
23:59.39MonetThere's a running joke that he is tiny.
23:59.43MonetHi
23:59.46WormyHi

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