IRC log for #sporewiki on 20120603

00:00.02XhoKiaz'Hala definitely doesn't
00:00.07ACraftyPanda"Screw the rules I'm a zombie!"
00:00.07XhoAnd Kamik'Shi is obvious
00:00.09MonetI had an idea for Draconis and halcyon but its late.
00:00.22ACraftyPandaHilarious line is Hilarious
00:00.24MonetAnd I'm leaving.
00:00.30Zilla_Dr_WhoBai
00:00.31OluapPlayerded
00:00.35CyrannianWhich reminds me about Station Halcyon
00:00.36ACraftyPandaBai
00:00.36WormyIts not too late yet, we need episode ideas for series 2.  I have three plots in mind.
00:00.52CyrannianWormy: nagnagnagnagnagnagnagnagnagnagnagnag
00:00.54Zilla_Dr_WhoI'm still part of Halcyon right?
00:00.55ACraftyPandaWormy: He meant late chronologically.
00:01.17ACraftyPandaAs in bedtime late
00:01.28ACraftyPandaAnywho, I'm out!
00:01.28XhoI don't know about the power of the Xhodocto Gods in comparison to the other gods like the Atlantica
00:01.28WormyAh
00:01.39OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Catulus frog bisie
00:01.43Cyrannianhttp://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110806224822/spore/images/c/c6/Nnnngggh_Gorf.png - Gorf and Dhrazhak distract the kids while Lezia attacks from behind
00:01.54Zilla_Dr_WhoI defiantly need to get my 2 characters into halcyon.
00:02.12Reebutt17Solarians said "Warflocks are being raised on several worlds to support the Inquisition"
00:02.13WormyNo need to rush :P
00:02.23Xhohttp://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120202182234/spore/images/5/52/Mhazveryk.png Mhaz'Veryk
00:02.25Reebutt17U STEAL NAEM "WARFLOCK" FROM RADUX
00:02.29Reebutt17jk
00:02.34Reebutt17didn't like it too much anyways...
00:02.43Reebutt17I'd rather use Warband or Warpack for Radux
00:02.45OluapPlayerMhazveryk - XHOUSTHOE U BITCHES BRING ME A BEER
00:03.39Zilla_Dr_WhoHey, i didn't know when to get involved int eh station story ok?
00:03.59XhoIt would get awry if a Xhodocto God was in the Clash of the Gods right?
00:04.10OluapPlayerYes
00:04.21OluapPlayerThat's why there won't be any Xhodocto Gods in there :>
00:04.24XhoMhaz'Veryk - Bitch imma have to go in a weelchair
00:04.28Xho*wheelchair
00:05.27Cyrannianhttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110918204302/spore/images/c/ce/A_Forbidden_Love.png - I think a lesbian relationship between Lezia and Avexia would have been disturbingly funny.
00:05.35CyrannianOluapPlayer: fill up paeg
00:05.43Reebutt17I WANT LEZIA X AVEXIA YURI
00:05.44XhoCyrannian: Can I make a response to that?
00:05.49XhoMy response:
00:05.57OluapPlayerCyrannian: finish paegs
00:06.01XhoNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
00:06.13OluapPlayerI still approve Gorf as Angazhar
00:06.16Zilla_Dr_WhoCaptain Falcon - YES!
00:06.25Reebutt17Guys
00:06.26Reebutt17GUYS
00:06.35Zilla_Dr_Whoyes butt?
00:06.37Reebutt17I want to make a story about Lezia and Avexia's secret love situation.
00:06.45XhoGorf would not be a very good Angazhar
00:06.48Reebutt17http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110918204302/spore/images/c/ce/A_Forbidden_Love.png Like this pic by Um
00:06.53XhoHe'd be a unique Angazhar
00:06.55Zilla_Dr_Who*Cough what!
00:07.21Reebutt17#illarion
00:07.27XhoOkay i'm just thinking of running commentary on the film by Angazhar and Gorf
00:07.30Dr_ZillasanoDo i click?
00:07.32Reebutt17oh wait Machine is in Illarion
00:07.38Reebutt17#vocaloid
00:07.49CyrannianThat would be all kinds of weird
00:08.05Reebutt17How to make Lezia and Avexia kiss... I dunno'
00:08.10XhoIt would just be Angazhar chasing Gorf round a room
00:08.24Dr_ZillasanoWell, they pucker up and get close.
00:08.26XhoOkay now i'm thinking of soap operas
00:08.36Reebutt17Lezia love Avexia
00:08.45Dr_Zillasano= Woerd
00:08.49XhoFeaturing Angazhar, Antediluvian and Shu
00:08.49Reebutt17Lezia x Avexia is my OTP for SporeWiki.
00:08.53CyrannianAngazhar and Gorf as a new age couple with a flock of Dvotties?
00:09.05Reebutt17AHAHAHAHAHAHA
00:09.16XhoInstead of Two and a Half men
00:09.22OluapPlayerWait what
00:09.31Dr_ZillasanoWierdness Op.
00:09.55Reebutt17I want Lezia and Avexia to be married... RIGHT NOW!
00:10.00Reebutt17tell Irsk when he goes online.
00:10.03XhoAngazhar, Antediluvian, Shu, Krath, Santo and Draguros
00:10.09XhoThe dark god equivalent of Friends
00:10.25Reebutt17Lezia and Avexia Magnet deshu.
00:10.30OluapPlayerNeeds to be a sitcom
00:10.38Reebutt17make these two Asgords wear butterfly headphones.
00:10.44Cyrannianhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120411235920/spore/images/3/33/AdventuresBarnorfgazhaluvian.png - There is already a children's spin-off
00:10.58Dr_Zillasanorebutt: A grox Follower priest would marry the 2
00:11.03Reebutt17HAHA
00:11.07XhoNow how they managed to persuade Angazhar into doing that acting role
00:11.24OluapPlayerThey offered him popcorn
00:11.31Dr_ZillasanoBy giving him lots of cookiees.
00:11.41Dr_ZillasanoEvery drak god needs his cookiees.
00:11.52XhoAngazhar - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkeZfc5IpkE
00:13.52Reebutt17Anteddy = Ant Eddy
00:13.58Reebutt17how I view it sometimes.
00:14.12Dr_ZillasanoI had an Aunt Eddith
00:14.26Reebutt17hurr
00:14.31XhoThe majority of this chat -
00:14.31Xhohttp://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/155/594/yesitis2.gif?1311943181
00:14.47Dr_ZillasanoShe went crasy and thought her remote was a parrot
00:14.48OluapPlayeraye
00:15.04OluapPlayerCyrannian: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Catulus quotes NAO
00:15.12Xhohttp://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/311/691/8be.jpg Win
00:15.25OluapPlayerlol
00:15.41Reebutt17GUYS Y NOBODY MAKE SPOREWIKI YURI FEATURING LEZIA AND AVEXIA
00:15.45Reebutt17jk
00:15.54Reebutt17I should get out of here temporarily cause I'm being driven mad
00:16.02Reebutt17by things better not left mentioned
00:16.05Reebutt17ermm...
00:16.15*** part/#sporewiki Reebutt17 (79362259@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.54.34.89)
00:16.34OluapPlayerdum
00:16.50Dr_ZillasanoBeez
00:16.53Dr_ZillasanoAre mean
00:16.54XhoThe Xhodocto = http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/304/686/b87.png This Meme
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00:17.06Reebutt17Okay, I think I may have gotten over that.
00:17.15Dr_ZillasanoI don't get it...
00:17.26OluapPlayerdohoho I do
00:17.29Dr_ZillasanoSo xhodocto are spongebob?
00:17.48Reebutt17AHAHAHAHAHAHA XHODOCTOBOB
00:18.38Dr_Zillasano"You know that laugh spongebob makes? That's satan piss hitting a uranial."
00:18.52Dr_ZillasanoThat guy with the glasses.
00:19.21Cyrannianhttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/8/8e/Imma_firin_mah_lazer.png
00:19.45Reebutt17AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
00:19.45Dr_ZillasanoNo hugs, just lasers.
00:19.54OluapPlayer~punch Cyrannian
00:19.54infobotACTION lets fly with a wild haymaker which catches Cyrannian right on the nose
00:19.58OluapPlayerquotes dam u quotes
00:20.01Reebutt17I can't believe I'm laughing at all of this
00:20.14Dr_ZillasanoNiether can i
00:20.41CyrannianOluapPlayer: I'm adding them nao
00:20.50XhoDIDNEY WORL
00:20.50OluapPlayerYou better
00:21.04Reebutt17Twincest is stupidcest.
00:21.05OluapPlayerWANT 2 GO 2 DIDNEY WORLD
00:21.05Cyrannianngh
00:21.06Dr_ZillasanoDidne worl?
00:21.07OluapPlayer*WORL
00:21.22Dr_ZillasanoI doez.
00:21.23OluapPlayerhttp://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/didney-worl.jpg
00:21.42Dr_ZillasanoDat face
00:22.04Reebutt17haha
00:23.27Cyranniandere
00:23.54OluapPlayerhttp://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/299/779/723.png
00:24.33OluapPlayerMoranonúngur is such a poet
00:24.48OluapPlayerhttp://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/301/317/18a.gif Try to speak this very fast and blink like him
00:25.03WormyLol "Ima firin mah lazer " = happiness ray
00:25.24OluapPlayerI'm currently makign Catulus' Ermitant disguise
00:25.50Cyranniangud
00:28.19Dr_ZillasanoI'm bored
00:28.35Dr_Zillasanohmmm
00:29.23CyrannianNow, I'm going to go eat myself.
00:29.29Cyrannianeats himself
00:29.31Dr_ZillasanoHow?
00:29.34*** part/#sporewiki Cyrannian (562f11f1@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.47.17.241)
00:29.35OluapPlayeru stay
00:29.37OluapPlayerdam it
00:29.44Dr_ZillasanoHow'd he do that?
00:30.10Dr_ZillasanoIt'd be so fun to eat people.
00:30.24Dr_ZillasanoHey Reebutt.
00:30.39WormyBite and chew
00:30.44WormyThat simple
00:30.48WormyBite and chew...
00:30.57LotGhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrFmCXHFvUw&feature=related
00:30.58Dr_ZillasanoI must practice.
00:32.37OluapPlayerXho: [21:32] <Um2k9> Tell Xho that it's over. We need to start seeing other people.
00:32.52Zilla_battlefronWat?
00:33.16Zilla_battlefronwierd and funny
00:33.17WormyHivemind not working out?
00:33.24Zilla_battlefronIt's like the internet.
00:33.27XhoWell he's in for a shock
00:33.32XhoI've been seeing other people
00:33.38Zilla_battlefronWho?
00:33.56XhoI dunno
00:34.02WormyThats rather personal Zilla
00:34.04XhoI'm not exactly sober when this happens
00:34.15XhoJust kidding it's not real life
00:34.18XhoAnyway
00:34.25Xhoeats himself
00:34.33Zilla_battlefronHow?!
00:34.35WormyEats himself too
00:34.43Zilla_battlefronO.o
00:34.48WormyBite and chew, remeember this.
00:35.10Zilla_battlefrontries eating himself, but chokes and dies.
00:35.25Reebutt17hmm...
00:35.35Zilla_DedHey reebutt
00:35.53Reebutt17gets high and tries to eat himself... but goes on the streets and devours a homeless man's face instead.
00:36.12WormyEats himself into s strange loop http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strange_loop
00:36.18Zilla_DedWhy couldn't Joe kick the ball?
00:36.49Zilla_Dedany thoughts?
00:37.11LotGhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctqIMKHtG18
00:39.45Zilla_Ded............ok then
00:39.56Zilla_DedI'm gonna play battlefront now.
00:42.22Zilla_DedBeep me, if you need me
00:47.49LotGhttp://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/181203_419990984708396_160089637365200_1178109_1776769526_n.jpg
00:51.59LotGhttp://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/547570_419015624805932_160089637365200_1176157_2129172109_n.jpg
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01:05.08Atamolos#Arbitration
01:05.21Atamolos~seen Zilla_Ded
01:05.24infobotzilla_ded is currently on #sporewiki. Has said a total of 6 messages. Is idling for 23m 2s, last said: 'Beep me, if you need me'.
01:05.39Atamolosbeeps Zilla_Ded.
01:05.44Zilla_Dedyes?
01:06.08Atamolos#Arbitration
02:45.05AtamolosAnd then there was one.
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06:12.53LordBaleImpy! IMPY!
06:19.16ShalonarHello
06:23.06Reebutt17http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBDbU8j7Ps&feature=plcp San'Corvis theme
06:30.51ShalonarBTW San means Sanguine here
06:31.23Reebutt17I see
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06:58.50ACraftyPandaHai
06:58.58Reebutt17herro
06:59.06ACraftyPandaShalonar: Would the Divinarium consider hiring Kaios to help with the Grox problem?
07:01.28ShalonarYeah
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07:29.09Reebutt17~r17
07:29.09infobotR17 is Reebutt17. That's right, butt! BUTT! You get it? ReeBUTT17!
07:29.14Reebutt17~Reebutt17
07:29.14infobotIt is rumored that Reebutt17 is Xarikspace itself projecting one of it's "fingers" into reality to interact with mortals.
07:29.19Reebutt17~Xarik-Radux
07:29.19infobotThe ones from Xarikspace who wish to drown the universe into eternal war.
07:46.26ACraftyPanda~forget r17
07:46.26infobotACraftyPanda: i forgot r17
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08:49.09bronyboybrohello
08:50.05bronyboybroand thats for the second time that i see ''you are not logged in''!
08:50.45Reebutt17who?
08:50.48Reebutt17and Herro
08:51.10bronyboybroherro?
08:53.50Reebutt17Herro = hello
08:54.29bronyboybrooh..
08:55.17bronyboybroand now l'm mad...a little.. L'M BLOCKED FROM THE BATTLE OF DREAM ISLAND WIKI! L'M NOT UNDERAGE! ITS JUST FREAKING ANNOYING!
08:56.56Reebutt17Darn
08:57.23Reebutt17did they state that you are underage?
08:57.31Reebutt17When you were actually not?
08:59.05bronyboybrol'm 12 years..is not a underage
08:59.33bronyboybroi got spore since 2010!
09:00.07bronyboybroand...at 2012...spore was not in the shops on netherland anymore..
09:01.05bronyboybro12 is not a underage..
09:01.43Reebutt17Seems like the age limits vary on other countries. :/
09:03.21bronyboybroat netherlands...spore is for 12 years..i am 12 years!
09:04.31Reebutt17I see
09:05.00bronyboybrol'm dutch...
09:05.11Reebutt17Okay then...
09:05.14bronyboybroand i can write english!
09:05.46Reebutt17You shouldn't always write down your real age on the internet.
09:08.08Reebutt17I did that once when I was at a younger age, and people mocked me for being a kid.
09:08.20bronyboybrowhy?
09:09.53Reebutt17And like what I may have mentioned some minutes before, age limits vary on different countries... the person who made the wiki (or the admins) you were banned from may have viewed 12 as too young.
09:12.03bronyboybroyou are not too young if you are 12!
09:12.12bronyboybrobut old enough!
09:13.07Reebutt17I am 14
09:14.02Reebutt17and most of the users on SporeWiki are British. (I am from Philippines though)
09:14.03bronyboybrothe same..
09:14.28bronyboybroyou are old enough if you are 12..but you are 14! and that is the same!
09:14.54bronyboybroyou see..i want to being friendly! and not be banned or blocked!
09:16.10Reebutt17the people you may have met on the wiki you were banned from, like I said, may have been from a different country which views 12 as too young.
09:17.08bronyboybrooh now i know..at you are from united states right?
09:17.37Reebutt17I am from Philippines
09:17.47Reebutt17most of the users on SporeWiki are British...
09:18.21Reebutt17but there is an Irish, a Russian, a Portuguese and a Brazilian user as well.
09:18.32Reebutt17and two Australians.
09:18.35bronyboybrol'm a 1st dutch user?
09:18.41Reebutt17I don't know
09:20.15JepardiI believe that I'm the first Finnish user
09:20.30bronyboybrookay..
09:23.26bronyboybrol'm not underage! l'm old enough!
09:24.40JepardiI'm not saying you are
09:25.16bronyboybroi know..
09:25.24bronyboybroi will get spore..
09:25.36bronyboybroand l'm going to cheat on it!
09:25.57Jepardiwhy
09:26.15bronyboybrobecause the tribal stage is damm not easy!
09:26.40Jepardispace stage is not easy sometimes
09:26.54Jepardibut tribal stage is kinda easy
09:27.01bronyboybrospace stage is just easy!
09:27.34Jeparditry to go to war with grox
09:27.39bronyboybromy youtube account:http://www.youtube.com/user/bronyboybro?feature=mhee
09:27.43bronyboybrogrox??
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09:27.52bronyboybroo yeah...grox!
09:28.02bronyboybrothat are aliens!
09:28.13Reebutt17bronyboybro: Grox, as in the midget cyborg kitty bad guys.
09:28.22JepardiI can assure you war with them is not easy
09:28.37bronyboybrooh..you mean that..
09:28.48Reebutt17Actually, it's more time consuming... you shouldn't be going to them so early.
09:28.55bronyboybrobecause it was too much colonys!
09:29.00Reebutt17Just blow up other empires and get new weapons and stuff first.
09:29.03Jepardimy main species got almost compeletely wiped out
09:29.18ShalonarHi horse, R and Jep
09:29.19Jepardilost 29 star systems
09:29.26Jepardihi
09:29.29Reebutt17you shouldn't go to them too early.
09:29.31bronyboybrohi
09:29.39ShalonarIs it okay if I will call you Horse? I call bronies horses just for lulz
09:29.43Reebutt17You need Uber Turrets and stuff.
09:29.46Reebutt17and herro Impeh
09:29.50bronyboybro29 STAR SYSTEMS!?!
09:29.56Jepardiyea
09:30.03bronyboybroDUN DUNN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!! D:
09:30.06Reebutt17I haven't lost a star system to the Grox
09:30.19ShalonarI never really was at war with them
09:30.25ShalonarI prefer alliance
09:30.27Reebutt17but I never got to kill them in an old saved game of mine, just... blow up some colonies.
09:30.47bronyboybroi heard about grox on youtube..
09:31.02bronyboybrobut you can do also good things to the grox!
09:31.07Reebutt17the problem with allying the Grox is that everyone will hate you... but you can just blow them up with advanced weapons or bribe them with a peace treaty.
09:31.22Reebutt17them = the other empires that will hate you if you ally the Grox.
09:31.25bronyboybrowhy will everyone hate me then?
09:31.32bronyboybrowhy is groxs evil?
09:31.39Reebutt17Cause everyone hate Grox.
09:31.46ShalonarIt is not said
09:32.02ShalonarBut SporeWiki has some theories behind Grox culture
09:32.05Reebutt17but it is strongly hinted and they even attack empires randomly before you discover them.
09:32.19bronyboybrookay..
09:32.31bronyboybroand if i found the grox..
09:32.38bronyboybroTHEN I( WILL DO A WAR!
09:32.56Jepardinot very good idea
09:33.08bronyboybroWAR WHERE GROX WILL DIE! DESTROYING HIS PLANETS!
09:33.10bronyboybrowhy?
09:33.15Reebutt17actually...
09:33.17bronyboybroo i know..
09:33.31Reebutt17it's up to you whether to kill or to ally with them.
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09:33.42Reebutt17Tbh Jepardi you were probably just caught unprepared.
09:33.45Reebutt17and herro Liquid
09:33.49ShalonarHi
09:34.05Liquid_InkWHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GHELAE?
09:34.16bronyboybrobut you cn get the planet buster if you colony 200 planets! :O
09:34.25JepardiReebutt: I had uber-turrets on most of my colonies
09:34.29Reebutt17I see...
09:34.29Liquid_InkHe did tell me to write down my question!
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09:34.51Reebutt17Jep: You should also fill out all the colony turrets.
09:34.51bronyboybrowho?
09:34.52ACraftyPandaHi
09:35.15JepardiReebutt: that I had done on every colony
09:35.19Reebutt17brony: Ghelae is often the person good at explaining and talking science on the wiki.
09:35.27Reebutt17Jep: Maybe you should have rushed to help your colonies.
09:35.38Reebutt17My trick is...
09:35.42bronyboybrookay..
09:35.57Reebutt17get a few colonies near them, and a good and nearby wormhole.
09:36.04JepardiReebutt: from center of galaxy to end of a arm
09:36.13ACraftyPandaWhat's this? Spore being discussed on the Sporewiki IRC?
09:36.18Reebutt17I didn't have that many colonies.
09:36.35Reebutt17Panda: New guy and Jepardi talking about the Grox, Jepardi said he had trouble fighting them.
09:36.38ACraftyPandaWhat madness is this
09:36.45ACraftyPandaLuls
09:36.55ACraftyPandaBtw brony: That message was the official brony test.
09:37.12Reebutt17Jepardi: Well... you should have tried finding a wormhole at least not too far from your main empire.
09:37.18Reebutt17ermm... territory I mean.
09:37.19Jepardii did
09:37.22bronyboybrowormhole?
09:37.29*** join/#sporewiki Monet (57718922@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.87.113.137.34)
09:37.34Reebutt17portal from this end of the galaxy to another
09:37.39Jepardibut ermm... i kinda forgot which one it was
09:37.42Reebutt17allows for easy travel between far distances
09:37.43Reebutt17and herro Mon
09:37.50bronyboybrookay!
09:37.51MonetHello
09:38.25Jepardihi
09:38.54ACraftyPandaHai Monet
09:40.31MonetACraftyPanda: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120602170827/spore/images/b/b6/MassivKraytDragon.png Imagine what that was like when it was alive (use the man-sized bird near the rib for refgerence)
09:41.05ACraftyPandaNot too shabby. By the way, that looks more like a blaster than a lightsaber to me :D
09:42.11Reebutt17Mon: HUEG
09:42.15MonetIf you can't tell it's a Krayt dragon. And that guy is no Sith.
09:43.48Reebutt17http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=sast-500848369213 Yet, across the gulf of space. Minds, immeasurably superior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes.
09:44.03Reebutt17http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=sast-500848369178 and slowly, but surely. They drew their plans against us.
09:45.35Reebutt17Monet ACraftyPanda: ^^^
09:46.10bronyboybroi dont like darkspore..
09:46.55ACraftyPandaMeh
09:46.59ACraftyPandaAnyone seen Tether?
09:47.06Reebutt17I dunno'
09:47.20Reebutt17Panda: that was supposed to by pointed to my links
09:48.03Reebutt17the "^^^" tht is
09:48.07Reebutt17that*
09:48.44ACraftyPandaI looked at them, and then I meh'd
09:48.52Reebutt17d'oh
09:48.53Reebutt17okay
09:49.15ACraftyPandaI just finished watching the pilot for Tether: This big orbital cord smashes into Russia and some dudes get shot
09:49.28Reebutt17okay
09:51.31ACraftyPandaIt's kinda cool
09:54.29ACraftyPandaWell it wasn't Russia exactly but it was a snowball planet colonised by Russians
09:54.53Reebutt17I see.
09:54.56ACraftyPandaThe guys doing the shooting are humans from Earth doing the usual stealing resources.
09:55.14MonetGreedy bastards
09:57.37ACraftyPandaThing is, they need the resources to combat pirates and rebels trying to topple the Earth government
09:58.02Reebutt17Monet left
10:00.35ACraftyPandaI wasn't really talking to anyone in particular
10:01.08Reebutt17okay
10:09.13Reebutt17anyways...
10:09.16Reebutt17goes on random moed
10:09.24Reebutt17"These are not the servitors you are looking for"
10:09.31Reebutt17"The Warp is strong in this one"
10:10.12Reebutt17they should make an animated 40k TV series about the Horus Heresy
10:25.31bronyboybroand at the battle for dream island wiki is forbidden to make fake pages! now.,..FAIL!
10:26.56bronyboybroAND NOW L'M REALLY MAD! WHAT A DUMB!
10:27.22bronyboybroADM,INS AT THE BFDI WIKI SUCKS! I HATE THEM!
10:27.31bronyboybroDONT GO TO THE BFDI WIKI!
10:27.45bronyboybroIT HAVE STUPID RULES!
10:29.54bronyboybroi have to be calmed down ok?
10:29.57Liquid_Ink...
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10:30.43GhelaeHello.
10:31.12ACraftyPandaHi
10:31.16Jepardihi
10:31.40ACraftyPandaI kinda want to write some ISF fiction. Think I'll do that sometime soon
10:32.32R17_DoWAt last... Ghelae!
10:34.18bronyboybrohmmm..just weird..if you clicked at a account..a list of about coming!
10:35.18bronyboybrosound like spam... :/ i will stop that..
10:35.42bronyboybro*signs*...l'm bored..
10:36.05R17_DoWWe can't see it if you click it.
10:36.17bronyboybrooh...
10:36.29R17_DoWand you're saying l instead of I, it should be I'm not l'm
10:36.30Jepardi~eat Jepardi
10:36.30infobotACTION slurps up all the Jepardi available
10:37.20bronyboybroa I??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
10:37.43R17_DoWan I
10:37.50bronyboybrookay..
10:37.54bronyboybroand yes...
10:38.11bronyboybromy age had suppose to be a secret! dont tell it ok?
10:38.59R17_DoWanyone can browse the message archives ):
10:39.06R17_DoWhttp://ibot.rikers.org/%23sporewiki/
10:40.07bronyboybrothats toobad..
10:40.27ACraftyPandaStill waiting on that translation :D
10:40.45bronyboybroHOLY MOTHWER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: WHAT A HOPE YEARS ON THAT LIST!
10:41.48bronyboybroand if someone got banned..does it say..-you got defeated by the grox-? :3
10:46.40Liquid_InkGhelae!
10:47.12GhelaeHello.
10:47.14Liquid_InkGhelae" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_colour Explain this in simpleton's terms please!
10:48.20R17_DoWbrony: Nope.
10:48.32bronyboybroin said that just for the joke ok? XD but..i dont know anything about the spiorewiki!
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10:52.51ACraftyPandaLiquid_Ink: General idea seems to be you can't see both colours at the same time, so a blueish yellow can't exist 'cos you can only see green.
10:59.39GhelaeWell... the current theory behind it is explained on the page.
11:00.19Liquid_InkBut not in simpleton's terms.
11:00.24GhelaeIt's nothing to do with blue+yellow=green; it's that blue+yellow=contradiction as far as the human visual system is concerned.
11:04.58Liquid_InkI think I understand.
11:05.50Liquid_InkI learned of this concept from a friend, but I think she's completetly mistaken on how it works. :P
11:06.01GhelaeIt's explained at the end of the "opponent process" section.
11:06.02Ghelae"The opponent color theory suggests that there are three opponent channels: red versus green, blue versus yellow, and black versus white (the latter type is achromatic and detects light-dark variation, or luminance). Responses to one color of an opponent channel are antagonistic to those to the other color."
11:07.01GhelaeSo, essentially, if your eye detects both yellow and blue (for example) reaching the same cones, the signals coming from them cancel each other out.
11:09.22R17_DoWbrb dinner
11:10.00bronyboybroep
11:10.06bronyboybroe
11:10.09bronyboybroep
11:10.12bronyboybroepi
11:10.15bronyboybroepic
11:10.22bronyboybroepi
11:10.24bronyboybroep
11:10.27bronyboybroe
11:12.40bronyboybroa
11:12.43bronyboybroaw
11:12.45bronyboybroawe
11:12.48bronyboybroawes
11:12.52bronyboybroaweso
11:12.57bronyboybroawesom
11:13.01bronyboybroawesome
11:13.06bronyboybroawesome!
11:14.47bronyboybrola
11:14.51bronyboybrolalallalala
11:14.56bronyboybro±3
11:15.53GhelaeStop spamming.
11:17.57bronyboybroim not spamming..l´m was do a fun letters!
11:19.15Liquid_Inkhttp://satwcomic.com/art/precautions.jpg Switzerland in this webcomic reminds me of Ghelae.
11:20.52GhelaeThat's because I am Switzerland.
11:21.02Liquid_InkOrly?
11:21.21GhelaeNo, of course not.
11:21.27GhelaeI'm far more awesome than Switzerland.
11:21.37Liquid_InkI beg to differ.
11:21.45Liquid_Inkhttp://satwcomic.com/art/coffee-thief.jpg Another Swiss appearance.
11:21.51Hungry17bronyboybro: That is spamming.
11:21.51GhelaeWell, you may differ if you like.
11:22.03Reebutt17and why you still use l?
11:22.05GhelaeBut whether *you're* more awesome than Switzerland has nothing to do with me.
11:22.21bronyboybrono not! stop saying about that! it can annoy me!
11:23.21Reebutt17...
11:23.49Reebutt17You know if you do that in the presence of an Admin they can kick you out of this chat.
11:23.50JepardiLiquid_Ink: Damn that your last link
11:24.17bronyboybrostop annoying me already!
11:24.45bronyboybroare yoyu guys al+so do as that stupid mlp wiki=
11:25.55bronyboybroi think all the wikis are annoying..´
11:26.33bronyboybroand l´m right..
11:26.52GhelaeWhat was annoying you?
11:26.59Reebutt17U no understand, I shall swear a temporary oath of silence and leave this matter to someone who can explain things better.
11:27.54ACraftyPandaGhelae: He was spamming and got annoyed at R17 telling him to stop spamming.
11:28.39GhelaeWell, I said to stop spamming first. But I didn't know if it was that, or the l'm-instead-of-I'm thing.
11:28.53bronyboybroI WAS NOT SPAMMKING! STOP THAT FOR THE LAST TIME!
11:29.06ACraftyPanda^ Pretty sure it was the spamming
11:29.14Ghelaebronyboybro: No. What you were doing was spamming.
11:29.37bronyboybroSHUT UP ABOUT THAT ALREADY! IS ANNOYING!
11:29.42ACraftyPandaHang on a sec gotta check something out
11:29.58ACraftyPandaI seriously hope I'm wrong about this
11:31.50Mute17Enough shouting, you must understand.
11:33.41R17tset
11:34.39bronyboybrofinnaly..
11:34.45bronyboybroi dont get annoyed
11:50.07R17today is a silent day
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11:53.46LotGHello
11:53.51ACraftyPandaHiyah!
11:53.54R17Herro
11:54.48R17http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=sast-500848369213
11:54.53R17www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=sast-500848369178
11:57.02LotGThey look cool
11:58.05R17Name suggested by Impeh
11:58.15R17inspiration taken from War of the Worlds.
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12:05.32Wormyhi
12:06.34GhelaeHello.
12:06.48Jepardihi
12:09.38LotGI'm gonna be re-working on Progenitorium history, I am unsatisfied with it
12:13.48bronyboybrobye guys!
12:18.44LotGhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzd1OiP27s0 Wow
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12:20.30Atamolos~seen Tybusen
12:20.33infobottybusen <44e45820@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.228.88.32> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 13h 39m 33s ago, saying: 'XD'.
12:21.30GhelaeHello.
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12:24.53sporefan1265hey dudes!
12:25.00AtamolosHello.
12:25.09AtamolosHello.
12:25.20sporefan1265hello
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12:28.25Technobliteratorheey guys
12:28.28Technobliteratordum where's that oluap
12:29.07GhelaeHello.
12:34.56Wormy<PROTECTED>
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12:35.30bronyboybrohello!
12:35.30Technobliteratorawww...unlucky, and yeah sounds like a nice life
12:35.32Technobliteratoroh hi you.
12:35.52ACraftyPandaTechno!
12:35.54LotGDang, that is some rabbit.
12:36.01Technobliteratorhey ACraftyPanda!
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12:36.26ACraftyPandaMy dog is as old as I am. That's pretty solid for a cocker-spaniel
12:36.35bronyboybrolol XD
12:37.42ACraftyPandaHey Techno I got a question for you
12:37.52WormyI know a guy who's jack russel lived 17 years.
12:37.54Technobliteratorsure let's hear...
12:38.09ACraftyPandaIf I remember correctly Loron grow by fighting, like Orks right?
12:38.35LotGI had a crossbreed dog, can't remember what breeds it was, but it lived until 18 years of age
12:39.28R17gtg sleep bye.
12:40.00ACraftyPandaWell does that happen during or after battle? Like would Loron grow noticeably over the course of an extended engagement?
12:40.11WormyAll the street parties in the UK are going to get rained on.
12:40.23WormyTypical weather
12:47.51TechnobliteratorACraftyPanda: i kinda retconned it out:P
12:48.04TechnobliteratorBecause it was too much like Orks
12:48.05ACraftyPandaOh ok lul
12:48.19TechnobliteratorInstead, Loron just get a release of endorphins everytime they fight& kill in battle
12:48.34ACraftyPandaI was gonna say something more along the lines of 'Damn they must eat a lot to maintain that kind of growth'
12:48.56TechnobliteratorLoron in UNO get a greater release because they get a natural endorphin release and the one that UNOS provides, giving them a sort of 'combat high'
12:49.12Technobliteratorthey do need to eat a lot...which is why they're always hungry;L
12:54.27ACraftyPandaWell, I'm blowing up a mine craft village
12:57.56LotGWhat is the Loron's favourite type of pizza?
12:57.59LotGOr is it mixed?
12:58.11Technobliteratorpepparoni probs...
12:58.40ACraftyPandaFordanta no can has pizza
12:59.25LotGZazane only really eat a mince-like food
13:02.52TechnoIsAwayfucking jubilee
13:03.00LotGWut
13:03.50ACraftyPandaThat's the thing with the queen and the brits getting more smashed than usual right?
13:04.04Wormyyep
13:04.05GhelaeAs implausible as the latter part sounds, yes.
13:05.41WormyI want to see the massive fleeys go down the Thames
13:06.22WormyThere is even a Māori boat for some reason
13:06.39GhelaeBecause New Zealand is part of the Commonwealth of Nations, I would imagine.
13:06.48WormyAh yes
13:06.55ACraftyPandaThe Queen wants to see some big black ass? But seriously though Ghel's right
13:07.07WormyBoth
13:07.18LotGIf she wants to see that, she should just ask Obama
13:07.32ACraftyPandaMet many Kiwis LotG?
13:07.47LotGAs in the bird? Only a few
13:07.57ACraftyPandaAs in the people from New Zealand
13:08.05LotGYou mean Maori
13:08.19ACraftyPandaI'm Australian. We call them Kiwis over here
13:08.23ACraftyPanda'Cos we can :D
13:08.29LotG-_-
13:09.05WormyI've never met a Kiwi oran Aussie in real world because I live closer to the backward countryside than a city.
13:09.24GhelaeACraftyPanda: Well, it was either 1) that, 2) because they're short, flightless, covered in brown feathers and with long beaks, or 3) because they're green furry fruit.
13:09.25WormyTBH I've not encountered many people from US
13:09.49ACraftyPandaActually Kiwi fruit has brown skin
13:09.57ACraftyPandabrb
13:10.02WormyI've eaten kiwi fruit
13:10.05GhelaeAh, I was thinking of the inside of the fruit, wasn't I?
13:10.26GhelaeOkay, 2) and 3) both require New Zealanders to be brown and furry.
13:10.47GhelaeThe difference is whether they're fruit or whether they have long beaks. Neither of which seem likely to me.
13:11.59Ghelae...I'm thinking far too much into this.
13:12.08WormyLotG, Ghelae, ACraftyPanda: Yes, this kind of backward http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lvUCAHRa6I
13:12.14GhelaeAnd it didn't even make that much sense to begin with...
13:12.40LotGolol
13:17.22ACraftyPandaSo you live in a community where people can lose half their heads and keep going?
13:17.27ACraftyPandaAre you a zombie by any chance?
13:18.08LotGNo, zombies lose half their heads and die
13:19.07GhelaeWormy's not a zombie; he's the mother of all of the worms that infect the people's brains and turn them into nigh-invulnerable pseudo-zombies.
13:19.24JepardiOo_oO
13:19.31ACraftyPandaI love how you used 'he' and 'mother' to describe the same individual
13:19.44GhelaeSo do I. :P
13:19.47LotGWorms are hermaphroditic to my knowledge
13:20.00WormyI'm not saying no
13:20.03Wormy:D
13:20.06ACraftyPandaLOL
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13:20.11GhelaeLotG: I've never checked whether the same applies to Wormy, nor do I ever intend to.
13:20.17MonetHello
13:20.18ACraftyPandaWell Pandas control most of the known universe so I don't care either way
13:20.21GhelaeHello.
13:20.58GhelaeOkay, Monet, today's game: Guess what conversation we've just been having from mine and ACP's last comments.
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13:22.08ACraftyPandaWow that ain't gonna end well
13:22.38GhelaeHello.
13:22.50GhelaeIt's probably asking a bit much of him, to be fair.
13:22.58OluapPlayerhi
13:23.07GhelaeI don't think there was really much context in those two comments.
13:23.12Ghelae:P
13:23.19MonetThere's isn't.
13:23.22ACraftyPandaCertainly not enough to guess brain worms and inbred zombies
13:24.00MonetD'uh?
13:24.18GhelaeBut I thought "Wormy" and "brain worms with inbred zombies" were two things that fit together intuitively.
13:24.29WormyLays eggs in Monet's brain.
13:24.44GhelaeAnd, obviously, "brain worms" and "controlling most of the known universe" are obviously connected.
13:24.53Monethas nanites that deconstruct the eggs.
13:24.57GhelaeSo obviously, I needed to use the word "obviously" twice...
13:25.16Wormyhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/68/SGGoauldHuman.jpg
13:26.22MonetI am cyborg, joke's on you.
13:26.27WormyMaybe the most relevant http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/Hathor
13:26.37ACraftyPandaI am Panda, I eat bamboo
13:27.21WormyLays eggs in Monet's Nanites.
13:27.35ACraftyPandaOk now that just don't make sense
13:28.16GhelaeThose eggs must be pretty small.
13:29.04MonetNanites aren't very nutritious either.
13:29.21WormyMy eggs can be any size from the planckscale and up, although anything bigger than me is rather sore
13:29.38GhelaePlanckscale eggs can't be good at developing into worms.
13:30.30WormyThey join up, like join the dots.
13:30.49MonetWorm zorgs!
13:31.28Ghelaelays nanites in Wormy's... whatever his equivalent(s) of a head is/are
13:32.04GhelaeAnd by "lay", I mean like one might lay a table for [insert posh-sounding meal here].
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13:32.08GhelaeHello.
13:32.09Jepardi~eat worms and nanites
13:32.09infobotThat's too disgusting.
13:32.24Jepardigod damnit infobot
13:32.30Ghelae~eat Jepardi
13:32.30infobotACTION slurps up all the Jepardi available
13:32.34XhoNow
13:32.38XhoWhat to do today
13:32.46Jepardi~eat ghelae
13:32.46infobotACTION eats ghelae and falls over dead
13:32.51XhoGot to make this time worth it because I won't be here until Friday
13:32.58Ghelaeclimbs out of infobot's dead body
13:33.06JepardiOo_oO
13:33.25WormyFour eyes!
13:33.38XhoI think i'll work on Mahanayan Language
13:33.40Ghelaeremoves one of Jepardi's four eyes
13:33.47JepardiOo_o
13:33.51Jepardidammit
13:33.57Ghelaeeats the aforementioned eye in a sandwich
13:34.03Jepardinoooooooooooo
13:34.13Ghelaeremoves another one of Jepardi's eyes
13:34.15OluapPlayerdum xho
13:34.18WormyI was talking bout glasses, you ate plastic/glass
13:34.18Xhodum u
13:34.26Jepardio_o dammit again
13:34.34GhelaeThose eyes didn't look like glasses. Or taste like them, either.
13:34.49Ghelaeputs the second eye on a cocktail stick and offers it to Monet
13:34.53WormyMaybe O_O are his glasses
13:35.01Jepardithey are all eyes
13:35.07GhelaeThat's not how you wear glasses, Wormy...
13:35.50WormyHis eyesight, is so poor, he got the wrong size.
13:35.58Ghelaecooks the second eye like a marshmallow over a campfire
13:36.25Wormy*but it puffs out like popcorn*
13:36.32GhelaeHis eyesight's so poor it warped the laws of optics within the opticians'?
13:36.43Ghelaethen eats the popcornified eye
13:36.51GhelaeIt even tastes like popcorn.
13:36.57GhelaeAlbeit mixed with a little marshmallow.
13:37.22JepardiWormy: Two eyes that ghelae took are different size
13:37.36Jepardithan the other two
13:37.39WormyTakes out one of Xho's eyes and tries the same but it tasted like brimstone.
13:39.49Jepardi*magically grows two eyes back
13:40.07JepardiOo_oO
13:40.13WormyPromptly makes popcorn out of them.
13:40.23Jepardio_o dammit
13:40.24GhelaeJepardi: Use "/me does whatever"
13:40.36WormyKeep this up Jepaardi
13:40.46Jepardidoes whatever
13:41.35Ghelaeremoves one of Wormy's eyes, only to discover that it's little more than a primitive patch of light-sensitive cells and therefore isn't really worth eating
13:41.46Ghelaegives Wormy his eye back
13:41.52Jepardisteals Wormy's eggs and cooks them
13:41.56WormyThanks
13:42.21WormyCooking them doesn't make them die.
13:42.35JepardiO_o damn
13:42.38GhelaeCooking brainworm eggs? I prefer to let them grow inside a host before eating them.
13:42.44GhelaeThat way, their meat is so much more tender.
13:43.20Jepardithrows eggs at infobot
13:43.46Ghelae~eat eggs
13:43.47infobotThat's too disgusting.
13:43.56Ghelae~throw eggs
13:43.56infobotACTION winds up and throws eggs over the moon.
13:44.15MonetOluap: Arsac replied to the BCN's offer on their talk page.
13:44.22WormyMahanayan language at its most complex :P http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Mahanayan/Language
13:44.58LotGWormy: http://steve-burg.deviantart.com/art/View-of-the-Xeelee-Ring-276943386
13:45.01XhoTHERE IS NOTHING KNOWN
13:45.06XhoBWAHAHAHA
13:45.26WormyI've seen it
13:45.46Jepardigives a cookie to infobot, for throwing eggs over the moon
13:45.57OluapPlayermahanayan dum
13:46.04XhoMahanayan language uses a lot of vowels due to the fact the Mahanayans don't have lips to form plosives
13:46.22WormyLotG http://www.rhysy.net/Baxter/index.php?gallery=.&lang=is
13:46.28XhoPlosives in the Mahanayan language are so slight you cannot hear it without knowing the language fluently
13:46.41WormyAlthough I think his Xeelee Nightfighters don't do them justice
13:47.12OluapPlayerYou gotta show Jo that
13:47.17WormyThe Spline is good though http://www.rhysy.net/Baxter/index.php?gallery=.&image=Spline%20-%20Schematic.jpg&lang=is
13:47.17OluapPlayerShe wrote the BCN thing
13:47.23LotGWhat the heck is up with the Assimilator's Torch?
13:47.39LotGOh thats a Spline
13:48.39WormyF*** Spline ships are powrful, fleshy moons with star-busting gravity beams
13:48.50LotGThat breed
13:49.53WormyHumans 5000 years from now shot everything they had at one Spine and the Qax easily conquered Earth.  Humans by then were building wormholes, and were immortal.
13:50.42WormyI've been reading about Occupied Earth...
13:52.22WormyAfter the Friends of Wigner rebelled and went back in time, the cowardly Qax began the Expirtation, they wiped out all human records of history
13:52.32MonetI'm dum for forgetting Falrik is Techno's character...
13:53.02WormyThey then sent nanotech into the geology of the Earth to level the mountains, poison the soil and destroy even the fossils
13:53.29LotGAre the Qax physical or are they energy beings?
13:53.54WormyThey are cellular and physical in the sense they are made of matter.
13:54.04WormyBut they are another type of cell
13:54.15WormyThey are living turbulence
13:54.30MonetSo not as bizarre as Xeelee or Photino birds.
13:54.57GhelaeThat depends on what you think of as "bizarre".
13:55.52WormyThey began as living cells of tubulence in the oceans of their wrld, but evolved themselves to live in gas giants, storms, and eventually the gravitational interactions between stars and the quantum fabric of the universe.
13:56.13Wormyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qax_(species)
13:56.56LotG<PROTECTED>
13:57.31WormyI put Photino era Qax as nigh Tier 0 http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User%3AWormulon/Types_of_civilisation#High_Tier_1
13:58.10MonetIs there anything equally comparable to us at *any* pint?
13:58.17WormyThey were able to trap the disembodied form of a quantum human who believed he was god until the Qax gave him a shock.
13:58.59WormyAll the aliens in the Xeelee-verse are very alien :P
13:59.06WormyLike in Orions Arm
13:59.26MonetIt all seems to be "I am an alien, I can do things beyond your ability".
13:59.48TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer: dumbo
13:59.52MonetMakes us seem weak.
13:59.54OluapPlayerTechnobliterator: dai
14:00.14MonetTechno: Check the BCN's talk page.
14:00.23WormyMonet, LotG - Read the first few pargraphs, it has quantum humans, Anti-Xeelee and Phontino Birds http://www.e-reading.org.ua/chapter.php/148154/44/Baxter_-_Vacuum_Diagrams.html
14:00.36TechnobliteratorMonet: okaii
14:00.40WormyI dunno, Exultant Era Humanity was Sub-Xeelee
14:01.53XhoGive me a random alien on the wiki
14:01.58XhoPreferably not a Mahanayan
14:02.03Technobliteratorthe oluapplayer
14:02.05Technobliterator:>
14:02.12OluapPlayerdum
14:02.15Xho'The Mahanayan kills OluapPlayer'
14:02.16Technobliteratorokaii...drac
14:02.16XhoSure
14:02.19OluapPlayernu
14:02.19XhoDrac
14:02.24OluapPlayerngh
14:02.25OluapPlayery drac
14:02.32Technobliteratorshup there's two dracs
14:02.35XhoIt's for the purpose of language
14:02.41XhoI'm doing Mahanayan language
14:02.42OluapPlayerMy drac is best drac
14:02.50OluapPlayerAll three of them
14:03.31LotGZazane
14:03.32XhoMahanayan for Dracogonarious - Drakokonārios
14:04.22ACraftyPandaFordanta
14:05.59Wormy"The Qax was a creature of turbulent space, its “cells” a shifting succession of Virtual particle sets. Physically its structure extended over many yards — a rough sphere gigantic in subatomic terms containing a complex of Virtual particle sets which stored terabits of data: of understanding, of memory stretching back over millions of years.
14:06.05OluapPlayerSounds easy
14:06.14WormyLike the shadow of a cloud the Qax cruised over turbulent space, seeking humans…"
14:06.20OluapPlayerAt least it's clkclkclksdafasdf like the Xhousthoe language
14:07.41MonetIf the Qax are large clouds of living turbulence, does that man they cannot be killed?
14:07.45OluapPlayerdum cat
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14:07.53OluapPlayerEvery time I pet her, my hand is full of fur
14:08.12OluapPlayerHi
14:08.18Technobliteratorhey Shalonar!
14:08.18GhelaeHello.
14:08.20ShalonarHi
14:08.21GhelaeMonet: Of course they can be killed. You just need a big enough hairdryer.
14:08.24ShalonarHmmmmmm
14:08.28Monetlol
14:08.31ShalonarWHERE IS IRSSSSKAD
14:08.31WormyI don't know about Photino Era Qax, but earlier forms of Qax were extremely fragile.
14:08.36OluapPlayerde
14:08.36OluapPlayerd
14:09.00MonetScore 1 for humans.
14:09.20WormyIn fact Qax underestimated humans, they did a really dumb thing
14:09.27Technobliteratorreplied Monet
14:09.41WormyThey put a human, Jim Bolder, into a captured Xeelee relic ship.
14:10.13OluapPlayerIn the reply
14:10.14WormyAfter his journey to the Ring, he returned and destroyed the Qax sun, eliminating half the species.
14:10.22OluapPlayerRepresenting the BCN is: Falrik Zaarkun
14:10.25OluapPlayerMiniportrait = Volim
14:10.29OluapPlayerdat not rite
14:10.33Technobliteratordafuk
14:10.48MonetDC are cheapskates.
14:11.27OluapPlayerDC - tons of people to convert wheee
14:11.46Technobliteratorwell oluap i dunno why this happens
14:12.12ShalonarYou mistyped his name
14:12.21ShalonarZaarkhun
14:12.27MonetI had an idea for what would happen for the bulk of the crusade: Orbital bombardment.
14:12.28OluapPlayerOh yeah
14:12.33OluapPlayerYou forgot an H
14:12.52Technobliteratoroh
14:12.53Technobliteratorgur
14:12.54OluapPlayerSeems to be the best way of getting rid of the Chosen, yes
14:12.55Technobliterator*dur
14:13.17Wormyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Shift_(short_story)#Plot summary
14:13.18MonetArsac - Burn in holy fire, bitches!
14:13.19TechnobliteratorZaarkhun's technology that he's sending is mostly illegal btw
14:13.26TechnobliteratorHe wants to get the Niaka off his back
14:13.34Wormyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Shift_(short_story)#Plot_summary
14:13.46OluapPlayerNiaka - u criminul
14:13.53ACraftyPandaSolarian - Um, yeah, you got that bro! I'll stay back here!
14:13.57MonetInquisition have an "ends justify the means" policy.
14:14.12TechnobliteratorFalrik Zaarkhun - Yes I am got a problem biatch
14:14.52OluapPlayerOf course you need to talk into consideration that the Chosen's extend exceeds 10,000 planets by now
14:15.03OluapPlayerSo completely destroying it won't be that easy
14:15.12LotGInquisition and Kol Daren have similar policies
14:15.47MonetAlso Inquisitor powers give them legal immunity so they can't exactly get arrested for using illegal tech.
14:16.08OluapPlayerNiaka - Oi! We're the ones who decide that!
14:16.34MonetInquisitor - Do you want the chosen dead or not?
14:16.43OluapPlayerNiaka - ...Fine.
14:17.30TechnobliteratorFalrik - ngh not meant to happen
14:17.31MonetThe niaka shouldn't worry too much; the order kees an eye out for power abuse.
14:18.26OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction%3ADevourer%27s_Chosen#Quotes You all should totally fill this with new quotes
14:19.32MonetLater
14:19.43OluapPlayernao
14:19.45OluapPlayerdam u
14:19.58MonetBusy.
14:20.08OluapPlayerhow dare u
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14:20.18Monet:>
14:21.16Shalonarhi
14:21.29Monet10,000 planets. Big chunk of ITN + half-a-dozen allies = challenge accepted.
14:22.02ACraftyPanda+ space LAZORS. Never forget the space LAZORS
14:22.59MonetInquisition gets shit done.
14:23.07ACraftyPandaLAZORS get shit done
14:23.44Shalonarwait
14:23.52Wormy_homeworkOluap: Other than ship eaters, lasers and antimatter missiles what other thinbgs to the Devourer's Chosen have in the ring against the DCP?
14:23.55Shalonar10,000 planets, Monet?
14:24.10MonetAccording to Oluap.
14:24.19Wormy_homeworkWhat power source to the lasers.
14:24.55OluapPlayerWormy_homework: Soul-destroying corruption, entropic energy, giant demons from hell
14:25.15Wormy_homeworkI think it will be more fair if the DCP fought the demons
14:25.31Wormy_homeworkThan the ships
14:25.32OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:The_Corruptus/Demons These demons
14:26.02MonetNothing brings people together better than a WoA-style offensive campaign.
14:26.44Wormy_homeworkFighting the Flesheaters will be interesting
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14:27.36GhelaeHello.
14:27.41Monethello
14:27.42IrskaadForm18Yay Ghel
14:28.21OluapPlayerThe most powerful demon the Chosen can use is the Mari'verao
14:28.35IrskaadForm18Yay Ko
14:28.44OluapPlayerThey are zombies who can only be destroyed by essence
14:28.46OluapPlayerhi
14:29.31ShalonarHi Irskaad
14:29.35IrskaadForm18Impyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
14:29.56MonetActually, If i am not mistaken the Solarions could really give the crusade an edge.
14:30.10ACraftyPandaI dunno reallu
14:30.10ACraftyPandareally*
14:30.15ACraftyPandaAbout the biggest thing they have is range
14:30.34MonetDon't they use essence?
14:30.57ACraftyPandaIs psychic power essence now? I dunno anymore so I guess so
14:31.19ACraftyPandaI'll just say yes and go from there
14:31.35OluapPlayerPure psychic power? No
14:32.16ACraftyPandaI don't quite know how to describe it, it's something that does something when they pray. I'm not up on the essence stoof
14:33.07bronyboybroI WANT TO DESTROY PLANETS ON SPORE AND ALLYING WITH THE GROX AND LET HIM THE WAR WITH OTHER EMPIRES! XD LOLOLOL!!!
14:33.14GhelaeIt's probably Essence, although psychic abilties can be simulated by other means, mostly obviously technological.
14:33.27ACraftyPandaThis is natural- they've always been able to do it.
14:33.36ACraftyPandaIt just only started working when they started praying for some reason.
14:33.50ACraftyPandaBut anyway Monet, go on
14:34.02MonetI have been thinking about inquisitor alilities. They could have a "aura of inspiration" that boosts resillience adn confidence of soldiers they fight alongside.
14:34.14OluapPlayerThat could be useful to fight the Corruptus plague
14:34.37ACraftyPandaWhy did you ask Monet?
14:34.39bronyboybroyou can well allying with the grox..i know everyone will hate you but..you can tell him to attack other empires!
14:35.27LotGWormy: Whats the most dangerous material that can be used by battle ships? Isn't it anti-matter?
14:35.35MonetInquisitors are like jedi. Offensively they're not that great but the bulk of theri power comes from making them selves superhuman, that's why they are so difficult to kill.
14:36.00bronyboybrowhat do you mean
14:36.09IrskaadForm18places Sigma next to Arsac and lets them fight each other - "Who would win?"
14:36.36bronyboybrothe grox!
14:36.38MonetIt's kinda obvious...
14:37.20bronyboybrowhy
14:37.48Wormy_homeworkLotG: Well that depends on its use and storage
14:37.55IrskaadForm18Sigma would win?
14:38.11Wormy_homeworkI imagine antimatter is up there if its containment was compromised.
14:38.22MonetArsac is still fairly normal. Supremely durable, agile and skilled but she's still mortal. Sigma has the power of two gods.
14:38.53IrskaadForm18I've grown to like Sigma more as I see how awesome he is in Tzhrhokia
14:39.36bronyboybroFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--------------------------------------------------
14:40.44Wormy_homework?
14:40.57Monetbronyboypro: You gotta remember that SporeWIki has gone far beyond the actual game.
14:42.05Wormy_homeworkWe barely talk about Spore here, actually.
14:46.27Technobliterator>cuz spore sucks
14:46.29OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Indricarron_the_Tormentor moar pages
14:46.45IrskaadForm18Hmmm, which char of mine do you perceive to be the most badass evil one?
14:46.52Technobliteratorspore would be a brilliant game if they fucking improved it...
14:46.54Technobliteratormahedore
14:47.05Technobliteratorno wait
14:47.07Technobliteratorlezia
14:47.13IrskaadForm18Lezia's not evil
14:47.24Technobliteratorshe is
14:47.24GhelaeShe acts like she's not evil.
14:47.27GhelaeWe all know she is really.
14:47.29Technobliterator^
14:47.32IrskaadForm18hur no
14:47.35GhelaeHer ruse isn't fooling any of us.
14:47.39Technobliteratorhur yes
14:47.58OluapPlayer~poke Shalonar
14:47.58infobotACTION cuts down a small tree, sneaks up behind Shalonar, pokes Shalonar repeatedly, hilarity ensues.
14:48.02IrskaadForm18If you scan Lezia's mind you find happiness and joy, not a shred of evil
14:48.04GhelaeShe deliberately overused petting in order to trigger the genocide of her own race.
14:48.18IrskaadForm18Ghelaelol
14:48.21IrskaadForm18LOL*
14:48.49ShalonarWut
14:49.00GhelaeIn fact, I think she intended for the Kraw to get into a war with the DCP and be so utterly devastated by the conflict that the Iteok could take over the galaxy.
14:49.01MonetShe's cyrannian-evil.
14:49.04OluapPlayerI made Indricarro'ns page
14:49.09OluapPlayerIndricarron's*
14:49.20ShalonarI saw dat
14:49.28GhelaeOf course, her plan failed due to the intervention of the Tokzhalan Empire.
14:49.38GhelaeStill, she was trying to bring about the New Iteok Glory before its time.
14:49.53MonetShe acts like the biggest ditz in the universe but we all know that is a ruse.
14:50.33GhelaeThat might have been a better plot for Tzhrhokia, actually. The Tahar Collective came back in time several years before they announced themselves, and were subtly manipulating events to foil Lezia's schemes.
14:50.36OluapPlayerHeh, I wonder how Hachi would fare against Indricarron
14:50.53LotGHmm?
14:51.31OluapPlayerHachi vs this guy: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Indricarron_the_Tormentor
14:52.27LotGHachi - So I'm fighting Bap's brother? Easy.
14:52.42OluapPlayerIndricarron - NO! GRRR! DIE! COWARD! FOOL!
14:53.13LotGI think Hachi would require a bit more training to take on Indricarrion
14:54.08LotGbbl dinner
14:54.18OluapPlayerWell if you tried to strike him with a sword, the sword would probably break
14:54.49Technobliteratora vibroblade, wouldn;t happen
14:56.32OluapPlayerHow can you know he uses a vibroblade?
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14:57.56Wormy_homeworkI keep getting a glitch
14:58.21Wormy_homeworkI go to private chat, some back and the cursor is messed up all the way at the top
14:59.42Technobliteratori don't
15:01.09Wormy_homeworkI used to get it on another comp but not this one.
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15:02.59Technobliteratorhi!!
15:03.09CyrannianHello!
15:03.12GhelaeHello.
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15:03.31Cyrannian~jump OluapPlayer
15:03.31infobotACTION scrambles up the nearest tree, screams, then leaps feet first on top of OluapPlayer
15:03.46OluapPlayer~capture Cyrannian
15:03.46infobotACTION chases Cyrannian mercilessly for minutes, hours & days on end until he finally captures Cyrannian & drags Cyrannian back to the gaol for some truly heinous punishment
15:04.03OluapPlayerAnd this punishment is writing THAT section
15:04.48Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Mahanayan/Language There
15:04.49XhoQuote nao
15:04.59OluapPlayerAlso http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Dark_Times/Year_Two#The_Infiltrator.27s_Entrance
15:05.11CyrannianOluapPlayer: I've already wrote the first part, I'm just waiting for Dino's sheep
15:05.32CyrannianOh, and I saw that section last night, I liek
15:05.45OluapPlayerU NO WAIT FOR DINO
15:05.48OluapPlayerWRITE NAAAAAAAO
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15:06.00CyrannianSHUP BEFORE I EAT U
15:06.12ImperiosPerfect, eprfect!
15:06.26ImperiosTechnobliterator and Cyrannnian: Could I or one of you remake the Ottzelloan Libertus
15:06.27Imperios?
15:06.44CyrannianThere's nothing wrong with them.
15:07.13ImperiosI just think they are outdated
15:07.29ImperiosThey use the old Libertus model with these legs
15:07.48CyrannianThey don't have to look identical, that's the point.
15:07.53IrskaadForm18Quoted Xho
15:07.54OluapPlayerdere u dum xho i quoted ur dum language
15:08.24Technobliteratorsame as imperios imo
15:09.03ImperiosOkay, sure
15:09.14Wormy_homeworkhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Belfast_(C35)
15:09.20Wormy_homeworkjust saw it
15:10.11MonetSince Cyrannian is here I will now mention what I had in mind for a possible Halcyon (sub)story.
15:11.14Technobliteratorgimme something big& fat
15:11.23OluapPlayerGabe Newell
15:11.32Technobliteratoru dum dat not fictionverse
15:11.36ImperiosBoglot
15:11.36OluapPlayer:v
15:11.42Technobliteratorboglot? hmm
15:11.44Technobliteratorthanks!
15:11.45Ghelaewonders why nobody said "ur mom" or words to that effect
15:11.47Imperios+Hutt-like dudes in Quadrants
15:11.53TechnobliteratorGhelae: LOL
15:12.16MonetI figured a Draconis musician could visit to play a performance after hearing that Cyranians are interested in Imperial culture.
15:12.33LotGBack
15:12.50XhoOluapPlayer: Are you trying to kill us
15:12.54XhoShe said big and fat
15:12.55IrskaadForm18inb4 Zrannie terrorists
15:12.56XhoNot Gaben
15:13.09OluapPlayerXho: isn't it obvious?
15:13.10XhoGaben is beyond big and fat
15:13.10OluapPlayer:>
15:13.23Technobliteratorahaa
15:13.31CyrannianThat sounds like a good idea Monet, if Station Halcyon ever sorts itself out
15:13.51XhoGaben makes big and fat look like a chopstick
15:14.06MonetAs a backup, y'all can visit the Festival of Arts due on the imperial calender.
15:14.31LotGPlasma weaponry vs antimatter weaponry, which one is better?
15:14.41GhelaeBetter at what?
15:14.44ImperiosAntimatter is stronger
15:14.45XhoSounds like Antimatter to me
15:15.02GhelaeIn terms of gram-for-gram destructive ability, antimatter makes plasma look pathetic.
15:15.32Technobliteratorantimatter is retarded powerful though
15:15.42Technobliteratora gram of antimatter can cause a hiroshima explosion
15:15.55LotGAntimatter - c: bewm
15:16.39Wormy_homeworkCyrannian: I've got to finish my work then I'll begin fiction
15:16.41TechnobliteratorHideo Kojima - u dum I made an entire game franchines explaining why these explosions are bad
15:17.18OluapPlayerMirras III's robot suit can go "IMMA FIRE MA LAZOR" with antimatter
15:17.44XhoSo
15:17.51XhoLet's say I put 400kg of antimatter
15:17.57TechnobliteratorVyro'Narza Mech - bitch please
15:18.10OluapPlayerMirras III - silly u no use tech
15:18.19Wormy_homeworkVyro'Narza still have mechs?
15:18.38Technobliteratornope
15:18.57XhoSo 63TJ = 1g of Antimatter
15:19.01TechnobliteratorVyronicia mechs exist
15:19.10Technobliteratorwell
15:19.23Technobliterator63 * 400000
15:19.28Technobliterator~63 * 400000
15:19.28infobot25200000
15:19.36GhelaeOf course, in order to ensure a large enough surface area for maximum antimatter annihilation, you'd need a huge warhead for 400 kg.
15:20.11Xho2.52 x 10^19 joules
15:20.33GhelaeIt's a lot.
15:20.47Wormy_homeworkIn TNT equivilient?
15:20.57GhelaeStill a lot.
15:21.08Xho6.023 x 10^9
15:21.09XhoTNT
15:21.17GhelaeSo 6 gigatons.
15:21.18Wormy_homeworkI imagine it must dwarf Tsar Bomba
15:21.26GhelaeIt would definitely dwarf Tsar Bomba.
15:21.27XhoTsar Bomba = 57 MT
15:21.43TechnobliteratorTsar Bomba would seem like a tommy gun compared to it
15:21.44Wormy_homework100% matter to energu conversion vs' the few percent Tsar Bomba did.
15:22.05GhelaeAnd TBH, I think even the small antimatter missiles in SporeWiki are probably in the teraton range, given what the equivalent weapons in Spore can do to planets.
15:22.11XhoOkay an antimatter warhead to contain 400kg might be a bit much for a Kicathian Orbital Cannon
15:22.25Wormy_homeworkOverkill
15:22.58GhelaeHow much energy do you want said orbital cannon to deliver to its target?
15:23.24XhoEnough to blast a continent, say Europe to a flatland of dust and ash
15:23.34IrskaadForm18D:
15:23.55GhelaeI'm sure 400 kg would be fine.
15:24.11XhoThat would be a big warhead
15:24.46GhelaeIt would be less of a warhead and more of a mansion.
15:24.47XhoHow big would that need to be
15:25.01XhoOh okay just as long as it isn't like km long or anything
15:25.23Wormy_homeworkThe DCP's Ultra-relativistic neutron-degenerate matter torpedoes have an average firepower of one zetta-tonne (one sixth of Earth's entire mass) http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction%3ADelpha_Coalition_of_Planets/Technology#Ultrarelativistic_missiles_and_neutronium_lances
15:25.43XhoKicath - You know we're friends right...
15:26.18ACraftyPandaAhh lol I was just imagining a tier-5 empire attacking the ISF.
15:26.30ACraftyPandaEven better: 21st century Earth attacking the ISF.
15:26.37Wormy_homeworkDCP won't touch the Kicath
15:26.42ACraftyPandaPaladin - GTFO noob *Shoots big guns*
15:26.50Wormy_homeworkOr you'll send that Cult after the DCP
15:27.29GhelaeDo the Cult even have ultrarelativistic missiles? :P
15:27.42Wormy_homeworkThey have Xhodocto weapons
15:27.52GhelaeYeah, fair enough.
15:27.55OluapPlayerJunction - gimme
15:28.06ACraftyPandaKaios - Got one LD
15:28.07ACraftyPanda:D
15:28.21Wormy_homeworkCult vs. DCP on their own = DCP is fucked
15:28.48ACraftyPandaFordanta vs anything except Kraw races on their own in a straight fight = fucked
15:29.04OluapPlayerGonna nom
15:29.05ImperiosBTW people
15:29.22Wormy_homeworkhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User%3AWormulon/Types_of_civilisation#High_Tier_1
15:29.22ACraftyPandanoms Ko while he's not looking.
15:29.22ImperiosI think we should decide what amount of systems is large and what amount of systems is small
15:29.25ImperiosBecause, well
15:29.34OluapNomsmacks ACraftyPanda
15:29.36ImperiosTybusen's TIAF has ~100,000 systems and this is LARGE
15:29.49ImperiosThe Divinarium has around the same amount of planets and this is SMALL
15:30.05XhoWormy_homework: I mean the DCP giving such weapons to the Kicath for use
15:30.23ACraftyPandaSize is relative to power. Kinda want to use a rude comparison here but I won't
15:30.53LotGNo its not
15:31.00LotGAnts are more numerous than humans
15:31.04Wormy_homeworkOh in that case, the DCP doesn't share technology due to prime directives.
15:31.05LotGYet humans can kill ants easy
15:32.04GhelaeThe AI Netspace has no such qualms, but if the Kicath didn't participate in the New Grox Wars, the AIs wouldn't have cared to share anything.
15:32.19GhelaeWell, okay, Apalos has no such qualms. I can't speak for the entire Technoosphere.
15:32.26Wormy_homeworkThey did since I added them.
15:32.58Wormy_homeworkSo the Kicath could learn how to use transapient technology under the guidence of a hyperturing.
15:33.40ACraftyPandaI mean what is considered large or small is relative to power
15:33.49Wormy_homeworkI forget the majority of you are not familiar with Orion's Arm.
15:33.55ACraftyPandaYou look at humans with all our majestic tech, and it makes sense we can live anywhere on the planet.
15:34.17ACraftyPandaThen you have tiny little microbes, that really can't do anything except suck in chemicals and burp out CO2, and they DO live everywhere.
15:34.24ACraftyPandaWhich one is more impressive?
15:34.46GhelaeThe microbes have had a four billion year head-start, to be fair. :P
15:35.04Wormy_homeworkIn a way humans are no more evolved than microbes in the sense that we both share the primal goals and needs of a lifeform.
15:35.11CyrannianTechnobliterator: http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/5/5c/Ottzelloan_Libertus.png - There you go.
15:35.25Technobliteratoroooh
15:35.26Technobliteratornoic
15:35.42CyrannianWhoops, I updated that over the png image
15:36.02Technobliteratoraha
15:36.17OluapNomdum waptor
15:36.25ImperiosCyrannian: Wait, but you said it is unneeded
15:36.38CyrannianI reconsidered.
15:37.02ImperiosOh, okay
15:37.20ImperiosIt looked like you were angry at me or something
15:37.25ImperiosI did nothing wrong, right?
15:38.04Technobliteratorchill out...you did do something wrong if you bug him about going all "hur i'm innocent"
15:38.26ImperiosI'm... afraid.
15:39.28GhelaeDon't be.
15:39.32IrskaadForm18How would a Kraw fare in a Mahanayan Language course, Xho ?
15:39.41GhelaeIt's clearly just part of Cyr's evil plans to take over the world and enslave humanity.
15:39.49ImperiosActually nevermind
15:39.51XhoHeck I dunno
15:40.01OluapNompokes Cyrannian with a cactus
15:40.18Cyrannianpokes OluapNom with a knife
15:40.32OluapNomdat tickles
15:40.46OluapNomwrite section dam u
15:40.50OluapNomor finish paegs
15:40.53OluapNomor both even
15:40.57ACraftyPandaeats a spicy taco and sits on both of them.
15:41.22Technobliteratorshup u stop nomming
15:41.32OluapNomthrows ACraftyPanda in the Asgord pits
15:41.36OluapNomI'm still nomming
15:41.41OluapNomJust in front of my computer
15:41.54ACraftyPandathrows a Dvottie in before him and escapes in the confusion.
15:44.59ACraftyPandachills with Kaios and goes noob hunting.
15:45.15ACraftyPanda~register
15:45.15infoboti heard register is http://freenode.net/faq.shtml#userregistration
15:47.40ACraftyPandaOh btw guys, the Fordanta are getting guns. And tanks. At least they won't be quite as OP per person as they used to be though
15:48.15Xhohttps://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/538333_380458202001376_199098633470668_981669_1557336371_n.jpg Lad
15:48.22ACraftyPandapours a bucket of Lezias on LotG
15:48.36TechnobliteratorHAHAHHAHAHAHHA LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
15:48.43ACraftyPandaDayum that is one heck of a CALL!
15:48.48LotGLOLOLOLOL
15:49.49ACraftyPandadrops a Dantirboreale in a forest.
15:49.50OluapPlayerXho: Win
15:50.10Technobliteratorwho's the guyt in the pic btw
15:50.19Technobliteratorjustin bieber?
15:50.20IrskaadForm18*Dantir kills himself*
15:50.24OluapPlayerYes
15:50.27ImperiosACraftyPanda: Wait I do not see the idea
15:50.34Technobliteratordidin't recognisse him...
15:50.36ACraftyPanda?
15:50.46ImperiosGiving Fordanta guns would make them more powerful, not less
15:50.59ACraftyPandaYesh, but they're no longer flipping tanks before breakfast.
15:51.41ACraftyPandaAnd it's only a small portion of the military that uses guns as their primary weapons.
15:52.28TechnobliteratorSollow - Guns are lame. Throwing knives are better. Meh, then again, life is lame. Try the afterlife for once.
15:52.50OluapPlayershup Sollow no ones like yoo
15:52.52ACraftyPandaHel'- Looking forward to it.
15:52.54OluapPlayerlikes even
15:53.24TechnobliteratorSollow - You should. Want me to introduce you to it sooner rather than later?
15:53.40ACraftyPandaHel' - I'll get there eventually. No need to rush it.
15:54.15XhoSkhánaróton -01 - Why use guns when you have...wait yeah use guns *Gets a large gravity cannon*
15:55.08TechnobliteratorTuolog - guns dum
15:56.33XhoIf you had Sollow's technology on Skhánaróton -01
15:56.39XhoThere would be an almighty BCNstorm
15:57.14Technobliteratorbloody hell i can imagine
15:57.33Technobliteratoreven Gratz'kaoz would be made ded
15:59.09XhoHm
15:59.13XhoShould I make ships for the BCN
15:59.16ACraftyPandaHur, I wanna write a space battle w/ someone... anyone interested?
15:59.21XhoZí-Jittorám ships that is
15:59.29Technobliteratorhmm...sounds good
15:59.58TechnobliteratorI was working on BCN ships but now I've stopped & I'll carry on after the Stats is done for shipss
16:00.53XhoBoglot
16:00.59XhoZí-Jittorám - TASTY MEAL
16:01.23TechnobliteratorBoglot - Let me get him...if...I could just...move my fat legs...
16:01.48OluapPlayerWranploer - lol u phat
16:01.58TechnobliteratorBoglot - lol u get killed by Zoles
16:02.25ACraftyPandaOk well I'm off
16:02.27ACraftyPandaBai
16:02.31Technobliteratorbye!!
16:03.31OluapPlayerWranploer - *throws the Boglot about*
16:04.09TechnobliteratorBoglot - *is too heavy to throw*
16:04.17IrskaadForm18Xho guess who just replied to the cult
16:04.28OluapPlayerWranploer - *is strong enough to throw*
16:04.31ImperiosI think that VA is Kossa-Vole in disguise
16:04.55TechnobliteratorBoglot - *lands and smahses in a pile of fat*
16:05.17XhoZí-Jittorám - MOVE BITCH OUTTA THE WAY *Stomps over the Wranploer to eat the Boglot*
16:05.46OluapPlayerWranploer - OI ATCH UR TONGUE
16:05.51OluapPlayerWATCH even
16:06.02XhoZí-Jittorám - soz lol *nom*
16:08.10OluapPlayerXho did you ever watch the videos from this channel called "VAGlNEER"?
16:08.17XhoYes
16:08.21XhoTraumatizing experience
16:08.47OluapPlayerYou remember a video called "Vagispy"?
16:09.11XhoSlightly yes
16:09.22OluapPlayerThen look at this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwZvig8jY5E
16:10.07CyrannianOluapPlayer: Remember that Miluiel that protected Apollo from Mar-Júun?
16:10.17OluapPlayerCyrannian: aye
16:10.28CyrannianWouldn't it be fun if she was Mezzadriel?
16:10.41ImperiosEeeyup
16:10.56OluapPlayerGeezush
16:11.03OluapPlayerThat's a good idea
16:11.10Xhohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKss2uYpih8 Response
16:12.14OluapPlayerohohohohohohoho
16:18.38IrskaadForm18Xho: Igor the hacker replied.
16:22.49XhoHm
16:23.04XhoGimme a name for a large industrial looking ship that is a bit scary looking as well
16:23.33IrskaadForm18Avenged Monstrocity
16:23.44XhoOne word
16:23.56IrskaadForm18Disruptor
16:23.57XhoAlso it's Monstrosity
16:24.07XhoDisruptor
16:29.53Cyrannian~steal OluapPlayer
16:29.53infobotACTION grabs OluapPlayer and gives it to cyrannian
16:30.30IrskaadForm18-steal Xho
16:30.38IrskaadForm18~steal Xho
16:30.38infobotACTION grabs Xho and gives it to irskaadform18
16:30.46OluapPlayer~capture Cyrannian
16:30.46infobotACTION chases Cyrannian mercilessly for minutes, hours & days on end until he finally captures Cyrannian & drags Cyrannian back to the gaol for some truly heinous punishment
16:30.47Xhodestroys Irskaad
16:30.56IrskaadForm18AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
16:39.36XhoOluap: What's the largest ship in the BCN
16:39.47OluapPlayerAsk Jo
16:39.59ImperiosIron Fist
16:40.32GhelaeHello.
16:41.24Xho3.5km long
16:41.27XhoHm
16:41.35Xhowill have to play this small
16:43.34ImperiosLargest Radeon ship is 1 km tall
16:43.39XhoThe Zí-Jittorám Disruptor is 948m long and the Eradicator is 3279m long
16:43.57Cyrannianhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Mezzadriel - finished paeg
16:44.06XhoThe Eradicator being their super ship
16:44.15ImperiosLemme see
16:44.22XhoOne variant is Commander dood's flagship
16:47.09OluapPlayerCyrannian: i liek
16:47.20OluapPlayerZí-Jittorám Eradicaturrr
16:47.20Cyranniangud
16:48.13OluapPlayerMar-Júun lieks too
16:51.38Technobliterator"Oh nonono, we're not good at all at Target practice as we usually die in 1-2 hits." LOOOL
16:52.39OluapPlayerI updated Mar-Júun's Strike to say it was Mezzadriel who was fighting Mar-Júun
16:54.01CyrannianCool
16:54.10IrskaadForm18Jo: XD
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16:55.33CyrannianIrskaadForm18: Guess what page I'm finishing?
16:55.34OluapPlayerHey dino
16:55.35Technobliteratorheey dino!
16:55.37Cyrannian~steal dino_
16:55.38infobotACTION grabs dino_ and gives it to cyrannian
16:55.42dino_Hello!
16:55.46IrskaadForm18ZEGGY YAY
16:55.48dino_how are you all doing!
16:55.55IrskaadForm18Yay dinoman
16:56.06GhelaeHello.
16:56.31dino_Irsk!
16:56.37dino_Ghelea! Jo, Oluap and Um!
16:56.46dino_there a mthere are many this evening :D
16:57.00dino_good good many have came.........do not know what movie that is from
16:58.40OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Great_Cyrannus_War/Year_Two/Travelling_with_Gorf Good times
16:59.11dino_lol
16:59.39ImperiosCyrannian: I like that page
16:59.46dino_oh remember, ent meeting haha
16:59.48CyrannianStarting Dhrazhrak's meme
16:59.56CyrannianImperios: Thanks!
17:00.14dino_hehe
17:03.25Wormy_homeworkLol the Queen went red went everyone was singing god save the queen.
17:17.46ImperiosBTW I have watched
17:17.50ImperiosPrometeus
17:17.52ImperiosKinda OK
17:19.32OluapPlayerI'm changing Errr's personality a little
17:19.39dino_oh and?
17:19.44XhoI'm telling you Prometheus is a crap film
17:19.48OluapPlayerInstead of being a dumb "rawr I kill u" guy
17:19.59dino_oh ok
17:20.01Technobliteratordats sik blud
17:20.08OluapPlayerNow he's a tormented monster who wants someone to either free him from the Legion or kill him altogether
17:20.24Technobliteratorwell i'm seeing it with some guy who likes me but i don't like so now i'm prepared to enjoy it less...thanks xho!!:L
17:20.55ImperiosLike Chaos Dreadnough
17:20.55Imperiost
17:20.56ImperiosX?
17:21.02ImperiosXho: No u dum
17:21.04Imperiosj/k
17:21.06IrskaadForm18Ko: Why? Wasn't he the mad scientist?
17:21.17OluapPlayerYes, like a Chaos Dread
17:21.21ImperiosBefore ressurecting, Irsk
17:21.27OluapPlayerHe was
17:21.32ImperiosNow he's AAAAHDIEDIEDIEDIE
17:21.40OluapPlayerBut he lost everything he loved by joining forces with demons
17:21.44OluapPlayerAnd just wants it to end
17:21.59ImperiosLike Mahedore
17:22.00IrskaadForm18:( What did he love?
17:22.05OluapPlayerHis creations
17:22.10IrskaadForm18Poor thing
17:22.28OluapPlayerAnd he cannot redeem himself because he's still too insane to do good things
17:22.55Technobliteratori lol'd when i saw the name errr
17:23.02MonetAbsolute power rarely comes without a price.
17:23.22TechnobliteratorSollow - Yeah. You have to die. Then you see power. Life is so dull...
17:23.25ImperiosI remember how was he introduced
17:23.36IrskaadForm18Mahedore is still that scientist who believes he owns the Galaxy - And we all know what will happen to him because of his allegiance with the Corruptus
17:23.42OluapPlayerIt's true that he was already evil before becoming a monster but if he had a chance now, he would turn good
17:23.43Imperios"My new character, the evil scientist. His name... is... ERRR!"
17:23.53XhoKithworto - Hurrr?
17:24.27OluapPlayerErrr - spykillme.wav
17:24.37OluapPlayerShu - mediclater.wav
17:26.12Technobliterator"He actually wants to return to his normal self, and hates being with the Corruptus. Errr awaits for one who can put him out of his misery once and for all. "
17:26.20TechnobliteratorTuolog - I'll help you bro
17:26.54MonetLook at Volkarus - He wanted to prevail over Tyraz, now he has Moxix the zombie-zazane in his head. And if my latest RP is anything to go by he is NOT loving it.
17:27.14OluapPlayerErrr - NHAAAAAAA I WANNA BE GOOD BUT I WANNA SMASH EVERYTHING
17:27.31IrskaadForm18But Volkie is so awesome
17:27.42ImperiosVolkie
17:27.46ImperiosVolk is Russian for "wolf"
17:27.48Cyrannian|Awayhttp://images.wikia.com/spore/images/7/71/ZegoApoc.png - I leave thee with a picture
17:27.48ImperiosStrangely fitting
17:28.00OluapPlayerNom
17:28.25OluapPlayerwaptor come bak here and finish paegs
17:28.40IrskaadForm18:D
17:29.03MonetMoxix despises music, Volkarus used to listen to violim usic to relax. Moxix despises anything mortals do, Volakrus would prefer a life of pleasure.
17:29.06ImperiosI have just realised
17:29.19ImperiosKraw Galaxy's main 5 fits the Five Races
17:29.28Imperioshttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FiveRaces
17:29.32XhoYOU DON'T SAY
17:29.37ImperiosKraw - High men/Mundane
17:29.45XhoNo wait
17:29.48Monetviolin*
17:29.48XhoNo I take that back
17:29.52ImperiosAsgord - Cute (FRA), Mundane (TAE)
17:29.53OluapPlayerdum xho
17:30.00ImperiosIteok - Stout obviously
17:30.02ImperiosTahar - Fairy
17:30.14IrskaadForm18How are Tahars magical
17:30.15*** join/#sporewiki bronyboybro (5455f616@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.84.85.246.22)
17:30.42ImperiosThey have the largest amount of Essence users
17:30.46Xhohttp://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/d/d6/BCNFleet.png BCN Fleet
17:30.52ImperiosOf Kraw Galaxy species
17:31.06IrskaadForm18Iteok have more essence users actually - Tahars only have... 2
17:31.10ImperiosAtiemus, TCC, Egnozeus, Zegoroa
17:31.17Technobliteratori liek
17:31.19ImperiosIteok have 1
17:31.23OluapPlayerVolim - Lots of swag in this shi
17:31.28ImperiosNamed essence users, I mean
17:31.33IrskaadForm18Oh
17:32.00XhoSkhánaróton -01's ship is the third one from the left
17:32.09XhoI think it is longer than it should b
17:32.11Xho*be
17:32.19Monethere's an irony: They could be powerful essence-users (a reason the Nars are interested) but their 'BAWW MAGIC' mentality restricts them.
17:32.22ImperiosAsgord have 1
17:32.53XhoLezia
17:32.56XhoAlo'thingy
17:32.56TechnobliteratorTahar - Essence is false, it is magical and one must worship a god to use it.    TC - *Facepalm*
17:33.04IrskaadForm18^
17:33.20MonetMe - Ever notice how not all religions have a god?
17:33.37ImperiosOh wait, yes, forgot about Alo
17:33.41TechnobliteratorTahar - No.   TC - *Double facepalm*
17:33.48IrskaadForm18Tahar - They don't but still, essence is false.    TC - *Facepalm* WHY CAN'T WE ERASE THIS ERA FROM OUR RECORDS*
17:33.50bronyboybrohey
17:33.57bronyboybro:D
17:34.04Technobliteratorhi
17:34.06ImperiosHi brony
17:34.56XhoDisruptors are the not-so-small ones dotted around the bigger ones
17:34.56OluapPlayerCapastrus - Yes, false. Watch as I explode you to bits with it.
17:35.12XhoStill a km long
17:35.25Imperios>>http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BeautyBrainsAndBrawn
17:35.26Monetme - So if you need god worship for essence use, how can atheists still use it?
17:35.30ImperiosAGC is closer to this
17:35.52IrskaadForm18Tahar - Those aren't real atheists.    TC - *Headbangs the table*
17:36.14TechnobliteratorLOL
17:36.17ImperiosTaharian Radeon - Essence is just as magical as light. It is the likes of our disgusting brethren that turned it into faith for their selfish reasons.
17:36.25MonetGerden - Wanna take that back, genius?
17:36.42IrskaadForm18Tahar - No.
17:36.43Monet(to the tahar)
17:36.52OluapPlayerChosen Radeon - Heretical scum! I'll make you eat your words!
17:37.02TechnobliteratorFre'kloar - YORE ALL DUM SO SHUP
17:37.22MonetGerden - Okay *telepathically throws a pebble at the tahar*
17:37.31ImperiosCyrannian Radeon - *watched the show from the above eating popcorn*
17:37.53Technobliterator"from the above"
17:37.56Technobliteratorlol
17:38.09OluapPlayerCaveman
17:38.11IrskaadForm18Tahar - Ow! You zealot!
17:38.44MonetGerden - Yeah... I don't realyl believei n gods
17:39.27MonetGerden - Personally I'm a member of the first church of fragging.
17:39.48ImperiosOluapPlayer: I put the in the wrong place again?
17:39.49ImperiosDum me
17:39.53MonetGerden - *sarcastic smile*
17:39.55ImperiosMoar stuff to fix then
17:40.28IrskaadForm18Tahar - See? You're religious!
17:40.53MonetGerden - *facepalms* that was sarcasm.
17:42.23IrskaadForm18Tahar - You're still a zealot though.
17:42.34MonetGerden - How exactly?
17:42.54*** join/#sporewiki Wormy (568d7478@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.141.116.120)
17:43.10Monetgerden - Because I described my love of blowing things up with a religious term?
17:43.37ImperiosTaharian Radeon - False prophets and tyrants of our kind idolised the Essence in all times, using faith to enslave, to corrupt! You Tahar is blinded by THEIR heresies.
17:43.42Imperios*are
17:44.05IrskaadForm18Tahar - We are not blinded by heresy. Disbelief in essence is to be open to REAL science.
17:44.17Technobliteratorbrb
17:44.19Wormywut
17:44.27MonetGerden - I would sort-of listen to the wacky rat.
17:45.07ImperiosTaharian Radeons in a nutshell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIbbshEKeXg Taharian Radeon logic in a nutshell
17:45.15XhoOkay I added Zí-Jittorám stuff to the BCN navbox
17:45.18WormyA scientist shouldn't have bias or or against something in either way.  Even models which seem most likely are to be discarded is something better is developed.
17:45.24Wormy*for
17:45.55MonetGerden - if essence is real then how does half the Technocracy's technology work?
17:46.01Monetis not*
17:46.18WormyTahar vscientists are terribly affected by bias and confirmation bias.
17:46.30MonetTerrible scientists.
17:46.30IrskaadForm18Tahar - Utility fog, quantum technology, etc
17:47.13MonetGerden - You know that part of essence's function model is quantum interaction, right?
17:47.37ImperiosTaharian Radeon - Look, our science has discovered the source of essence. Now it is merely a fact of life.
17:47.49IrskaadForm18Tahar - How dare you mix religion and science?!
17:48.08MonetGerden - Uhh.. what?
17:48.09IrskaadForm18Tahar - *Looks at the radeon* Show me so our race can destroy it.
17:48.14WormyDCP - Essence, vitalism and the power of the mind are all accepted in DCP science which is way ahead of yours.
17:49.03OluapPlayerIndoc - Same here.
17:49.32IrskaadForm18Tahar - Is this a frakking joke?! :S
17:49.44MonetGerden - *shrugs* not really.
17:49.54OluapPlayerIndoc - No. You're blind and don't deserve to be called a scientist.
17:50.17WormyDCP - Our scientists do not joke when studying data and reproducing results in carefully cariied out lab conditions.
17:50.36ImperiosTaharian Radeon - Only the Divinarium believes that Essences comes from faith, Tahar!
17:50.45Monetgerden - Put simply, you people suck as eggheads.
17:50.47CyrannianTigarlu - *Turns everyone into kittens*
17:50.59OluapPlayerthrows Cyrannian about
17:51.01OluapPlayerfinish paegs grrrr
17:51.14CyrannianI'm actually nearly finished another paeg, so shup
17:51.19OluapPlayerfinish fastur
17:51.20IrskaadForm18TC - *Shows a video from 760 KRE*    Tahar from 760 KRE - We have made a discovery that will alter our knowledge of the universe, it's called Anzhevnius, a source of power that we discovered recently, and is inbued into our minds.
17:51.50WormyI don't believe Tahar scientists are real scientists but rather they are like the grammaton clerics in Equilibrium.
17:51.55ImperiosSo Tahars will stop being dum in 760
17:52.12OluapPlayerJerkon - It will take them 300 years to discover something we're trying to teach them today...
17:52.13ImperiosWormy: FRA and Tahars look dictatorial, yeah :P
17:52.23IrskaadForm18Uhhh no
17:52.30IrskaadForm18They're not dictatorial at all
17:52.40Xhohttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/c/c9/BCNEradicator.png Zí-Jittorám Eradicator
17:52.49MonetGerden - I can't remember when we discovered essence but we were still open to the idea.
17:52.49IrskaadForm18WOW XHO
17:52.56OluapPlayerVolim - ohohohohoho
17:53.05WormyOf course Tahar are dicatators, in a previous discussion the Tahar used mind hypnotising pills to numb any thoughts of personal philosophy not allowed by Tahar government
17:53.13Xho3,279m (10,758ft) long
17:53.24IrskaadForm18WHAT
17:53.25OluapPlayerJerkon - My people has only recently discovered Essence, and it fits perfectly with our theories.
17:53.26MonetLol Equilibrium.
17:53.30IrskaadForm18WHEN THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT
17:53.41WormyYou agreed to it Irsk when I asked you in April.
17:53.45GhelaeHello.
17:53.48XhoMind your language children
17:53.48IrskaadForm18WAT
17:53.49WormyHi
17:53.55XhoWait hold on
17:53.57Technobliteratorbak
17:54.01GhelaeI think I remember him having this kind of reaction to this claim before, Wormy.
17:54.04IrskaadForm18Oh come on, it's clear that you don't understand my fiction
17:54.14Xho" Oh come on, it's clear that you don't understand my fiction"
17:54.16XhoThat's rich
17:54.17WormyThats exactly what he said before
17:54.18XhoVery rich
17:54.19MonetDevelani - The greatest scientific mind is one unburdened by bias.
17:54.20ImperiosThis is kinda weird, IRskaad
17:54.26XhoWait until you have the Xhodocto
17:54.31XhoUnderstanding goes out the window
17:54.43GhelaeOf course, even if the politics themselves aren't dictatorial, there appears to be a huge cultural pressure to actively disbelive in Essence.
17:54.48OluapPlayerSilly don't make me throw Gorf logic at the Xhodocto
17:54.52Technobliteratorright
17:54.54Technobliteratorghelae
17:54.59XhoThe Super Eradicator (Skhánaróton's Ship) is closer to 4km long
17:55.02ImperiosYeah
17:55.04IrskaadForm18The people disbelieve in essence, thus so does the government
17:55.13ImperiosI think this is Tahar psychology
17:55.19OluapPlayerThat's their culture
17:55.22IrskaadForm18And since when are FRA dictatorial
17:55.22ImperiosIf they can find something they cannot comprehend, they panic
17:55.23WormyIrsk: I;m sure Tahar live in an illusion of freedom.  But if they were truly free they would be free thinking with lots of communities living in different forms of government.
17:55.29ImperiosI mean, Irsk
17:55.38WormySome would be anarchy
17:55.39GhelaeIt's Tahar psychology that the cultural ideas became established in the first place, yes.
17:55.44IrskaadForm18^
17:55.46ImperiosYou know
17:55.47XhoAlthough the Iron Fist is the in-charge ship Skhánaróton is not your co-operational character so its safer to talk to him from a distance
17:55.49MonetSounds like Tahars are highly cormformist.
17:56.04bronyboybrol'm going to play darkspore!
17:56.06OluapPlayerVolim - Hey. i'm your boss. Don't even start.
17:56.10ImperiosYou know the reason Nars like Tahars?
17:56.16IrskaadForm18Why?
17:56.17XhoAs well as Skhánaróton has immense swag with this ship
17:56.23ImperiosBasically
17:56.51OluapPlayerTorrent - My ship has more goldz
17:56.52ImperiosNar - *seeing Radeons dying* Dum, it would be hard to find someone as smart and yet as zealous *looks at Kraw Galaxy* OH YEAH
17:57.13IrskaadForm18Yup
17:57.18IrskaadForm18Psychology
17:57.19ImperiosRegarding FRA
17:57.20CyrannianThe Tahar are almost entirely homogeneous, unlike humans.
17:57.28IrskaadForm18Aliens
17:57.37ImperiosAliens are different too
17:57.42ImperiosI have an idea, IrskaadForm18
17:57.47IrskaadForm18What?
17:57.55ImperiosMake a mildly religious Tahar and write a story about him :P
17:58.06ImperiosAs he faces punishment, crime, etc
17:58.17IrskaadForm18I think I've written something in Act 2, Part 2
17:58.26ImperiosThe government is hunting him, everyone hates him
17:58.29GhelaeA lack of individuality in Tahar psychology would actually be more likely to result in a dictatorship. The same psychological pressures that cause individuals to be conformist would make them accept a single source of authority more readily.
17:58.41IrskaadForm18Impy: Jaeel.
17:58.50ImperiosYeah, Ezhun
17:58.54ImperiosDum stuff
17:59.08IrskaadForm18I really need to finish Ezhun
17:59.21MonetI admit it gets boring when humans are shown to be the most diverse race in the galaxy/universe/whatever.
17:59.24IrskaadForm18Since Xho is going to rome I'll have time if I feel like it
17:59.26ImperiosYeah.
17:59.29ImperiosPlanet of Hats
17:59.39XhoWhat's this about me going to Rome
17:59.43ImperiosI tried to make Radeons more diverse and not just dum zealots.
17:59.47ImperiosHave I succeeded, people?
17:59.56OluapPlayerYes
17:59.57MonetImperios: I think so.
18:00.03OluapPlayerI'm the one with the dum zealot Radeons now
18:00.05OluapPlayer:v
18:00.20IrskaadForm18Xho: You control Sigma - I need you for Tzhwar - You no here - I have time for Ezhun
18:01.08ImperiosYou know, the reason there are so much Radeon governments is that because I have lots of ideas about them
18:01.08MonetGhelae is right though. Being more conformist means you are more dependant on a leader figure. This. Dictatorship which in essence means a single person is put in charge of everything.
18:01.37IrskaadForm18Tahars aren't a dictatorship though
18:01.58GhelaeThe point is, for a realistic and consistent alien psychology, they *should* be.
18:01.59MonetDictatorships only have a habit in human society of becoming totalitarian as the stresses of leadership get to the man in charge. They are not inherently restricting.
18:02.00ImperiosI guess their president holds large amount of power despite being elected
18:02.15ImperiosPerhaps it's like... benevolent democratic dictatorship :P
18:02.16ImperiosGood idea?
18:02.24IrskaadForm18That is a paradox
18:02.27MonetBenevolent dictatorships are possible.
18:02.41ImperiosI mean, with elected leader holding vast power
18:02.45GhelaeIt could be some kind of scientific meritocracy, where the top leaders (and probably most irrationally-Essence-hating) of the scientific community rule.
18:02.50ImperiosWithout it becoming purely hereditary
18:02.51ImperiosYeah
18:02.59MonetThe only thing stopping them is the massive power orgasm leaders tend to get.
18:03.30IrskaadForm18I don't want to change Tahar government
18:03.33ImperiosPerhaps Irskaad are not so OP
18:03.37ImperiosOoops
18:03.44ImperiosI meant, perhaps Tahars are not that power hungry
18:04.04GhelaeThe thing is, you can't go around justifying the Tahars' attitudes as an alien psychology when said psychology isn't applied consistently.
18:04.05ImperiosBTW Irsk
18:04.13WormyIrsk: If you want to keep the "freedom" element perhaps making them free-thinking anarchists is the way to go.
18:04.24OluapPlayerHey, one thing
18:04.28IrskaadForm18Just stop suggesting things Wormy
18:04.39OluapPlayerYou can't tell someone to change his fiction because you disagree with it
18:04.42IrskaadForm18^
18:04.47ImperiosYeah
18:04.50WormyOr a society which concentrates on evolution
18:04.51MonetAs far as I know the Roman Empire under Gaius Julius Caeser was a benevolent dictatorship. Julius died because the nobles didn't like him hoarding all the power.
18:04.52ImperiosStill, this is a really good idea
18:04.53Technobliteratorpretty rude irsk...but yeah i agree with you oluap
18:05.13WormyYou know, I never said Irsk should change his fiction.
18:05.29WormyI'm making a suggestion, nothing more.
18:05.29ImperiosAre Tahars presidental or parliamentary?
18:05.41IrskaadForm18Presidential
18:05.45GhelaeI don't think any of us were telling him to chang his fiction; we were just suggesting ways he could if he wanted to improve their consistency.
18:05.57WormyYes
18:06.17IrskaadForm18But you're putting words in my mouth - I don't like that
18:06.28IrskaadForm18I never said Tahars are dictatorial in any way
18:06.48IrskaadForm18I'm frustrated as hellç
18:06.50GhelaeWe weren't saying we were. In fact, we were making a point about the fact that they're not.
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18:06.53LotGHello people
18:06.53MonetI agree with Irsk on the dictatorship matter in this sense: Horkarew always acts on what the people tell him, there's no way he's a dictator.
18:06.56Technobliteratorhi
18:06.57MonetHello
18:06.59WormyI see Irsk doesn't want Tahar to be dictators, to maintain a "free for all elememt" he could make the Tahar Free thinkers as a way to start.
18:07.12OluapPlayerdum buni
18:07.13LotGI had a strange and somewhat scary idea
18:07.18CyrannianEveryone shut up about it. Irskaad is getting annoyed.
18:07.21IrskaadForm18^
18:07.23LotGChaos-inflicted Xenomorphs
18:07.25IrskaadForm18I am. a lot.
18:07.27OluapPlayerNo you cannot ride a monkey into the moon
18:07.31GhelaeLotG: Hello.
18:07.47TechnobliteratorUNO are technically free thinkers
18:07.58WormyIrsk: Good for you for telling us
18:07.59ImperiosExcept their thoughts are controlled
18:08.05Technobliteratorit's just some thoughts are surpressed before they think that.:P
18:09.00WormyDCP is a dictatorship but life isn't bad.
18:09.17WormyIn fact its better than in most nations.
18:09.23LotGBrood is a dictatorship, Zazane actually enjoy an organized reign
18:09.29WormySo nobody needs to complain.
18:09.46OluapPlayerDCP is a dictatorship where 70% of the population lives like shit :v
18:09.52OluapPlayer*BCN
18:09.58OluapPlayerI meant the BCN there
18:10.03WormyLol
18:10.23TechnobliteratorNo one complains in UNO because as soon as they think about a complaint it is surpressed and replaced with hapi thoughts
18:10.23GhelaeWhile the CyraEmp looks to me like a dictatorship that the people don't even realise is a dictatorship.
18:10.40Cyrannian*Anteddytrollfaic*
18:10.41OluapPlayerCyraEmp is a dictatorship for sure
18:10.41Xho"The ship contains living quarters, a bar, a bowling ally, a swimming pool, a night club, a casino, a gentlemen's club and interior forest." - Iron Fist
18:10.48XhoGentlemen's Club
18:10.50XhoVolim you dog
18:10.52Technobliteratoryes.
18:10.54Technobliterator:>
18:10.56OluapPlayerVolim -huhuhu
18:10.57MonetPlaya!
18:11.12Technobliteratorwell he is OluapPlayer...
18:11.19OluapPlayerExcept Wranploer are hermaphrodite creatures
18:11.26OluapPlayerSo it probably wasn't his idea
18:11.28XhoZí-Jittorám mustn't be allowed in that area
18:11.32Technobliteratornope it was Zaarkhun's
18:11.47MonetMonachies could be considered a variation on a dictatorship, but amybe we should change the subject.
18:11.48Technobliteratorand Zaarkhun uses it as a way of extracting information from people
18:11.52LotGDrawing Hachi fighting a Xenomorph
18:12.02LotGWhich has been, admittedly, crappily done
18:12.03OluapPlayerWe should, yes
18:12.08GhelaeMonet: It looked like everyone else had already changed the subject. :P
18:12.08XhoIf anything Zí-Jittorám would be excellent bodyguards
18:12.22MonetBlood Dragon - Oh yeah?
18:12.29OluapPlayerNo one would want to mess with one for sure
18:12.48TechnobliteratorFre'kloar - say dat agen
18:12.59MonetIs there anyone other than me with a praetorian/elite guard?
18:13.10ImperiosIovera has her Celestians
18:13.13OluapPlayerIndoctrinate Royal Guard
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18:13.27XhoKicathian Agency, Kicathian Royal Guard
18:13.30TechnobliteratorUNOC if they count...
18:13.31Technobliteratorhi cat
18:13.32XhoCult Imitahin
18:13.35XhoXhodocto Elites
18:13.47CatfaceHello
18:13.48XhoWhen they were physical that was
18:13.49MonetDo Xhodocto even eneed guards?
18:13.53MonetOh right
18:13.58IrskaadForm18Kraw Imperial Guard
18:14.09LotGNo such thing as bodyguards in the Brood
18:14.10TechnobliteratorKraw Loron - Duhhh us
18:14.11GhelaeHello.
18:14.17LotGEverybody is expected to take care of themselves
18:14.19XhoZí-Jittorám are essentially elite troops in the BCN
18:14.21IrskaadForm18Yup, except that they now serve Daaxie
18:14.22ImperiosYeah
18:14.34IrskaadForm18Daaxri - YOU ARE THE WORST GUARDS OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!
18:14.37ImperiosWhat's the point of protecting someone in the society of warriors
18:14.41MonetThe key point I am asking: Am I the only one who has guards that can easily be distinguished (both in skill and equipment) from other soldiers.
18:14.49XhoLoron - *Smash* shup oshi he rite yoo kno
18:15.01ImperiosCelestians have their electrostaves
18:15.12MonetOkay, me and Imperios.
18:15.12ImperiosMore like, huge halberds that can throw lightning
18:15.14OluapPlayerWranploer - If we win this fight, I'll get you guys all the Akviis you'll need to eat for a month      Zí-Jittorám - I'M FIGHTING HARDF AS HELL TODAY
18:15.20XhoCourse, Kicathian Agents are supersoldiers
18:15.30LotGExactly, when you're a society of warriors, you don't really need bodyguards especially if authority is based on strength and experience
18:15.37XhoRoyal Guard, just intensely skillful Kicath
18:15.50ImperiosBTW
18:15.51OluapPlayerIndoctrinate Royal Guard soldiers have their own style of armor
18:15.52ImperiosRegarding Celestians
18:16.00ImperiosI am not sure should they be all-female or not
18:16.11OluapPlayerWhat would be the point?
18:16.33ImperiosTradition
18:16.37OluapPlayerHm
18:16.40OluapPlayerFair enough
18:17.07Xho"Volim's living quarters, and the commander bridge, is made purely of gold and jewelery."
18:17.19MonetBlood Dragons: Superior equipent, trained from birth, hand-picked from eggs, engineered diet and training regimen and my personal favourite: They fight in pairs and when one dies the other goes berserk.
18:17.30ImperiosMy reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXDoxxlgNG0
18:17.33XhoSkhánaróton's room - Blank, metallic and sometimes has an unfortunate BCN member splattered across the room
18:17.48TechnobliteratorSeems legit
18:18.12OluapPlayerVolim - dats dum
18:18.26Imperios>>They fight in pairs and when one dies the other goes berserk.
18:18.31ImperiosPhebes' Sacred Band?
18:18.44Monetnot heard of them.
18:18.51Monetor is it an item?
18:19.03ImperiosIt was a legion in the ancient Greece
18:19.11ImperiosBasically 300 angry gays
18:19.17ImperiosIn pairs
18:19.31OluapPlayerlol
18:19.34LotGololo
18:19.36Imperios150 pairs of lovers; this particular connection made them really powerful
18:19.48ImperiosAs they fought not only for their country but for their lovers
18:19.58LotG300 angry Greek gay guys
18:20.00LotGOshi
18:20.15ImperiosPhebes' answer to 300 Spartans
18:20.27Monetthe Blood Dragon connection is more along the lines of brother/sisterhood (plus mental conditioning) than love.
18:20.33ImperiosOkay
18:20.40Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Vehicle:Z%C3%AD-Jittor%C3%A1m_Eradicator
18:20.48ImperiosThis thing just sprang in my mind when you told me about it
18:21.15MonetI need to have dinner so bbl.
18:22.00Imperioshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes
18:22.06Cyrannianhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Zegoroa - Another finished paeg
18:22.09IrskaadForm18YAY
18:22.30dino_YIPEE
18:22.38OluapPlayerbout fukin time
18:23.26Xhoquote da ship nao
18:23.39Imperiossings the yay song
18:23.54WormyRead the video description to see a madman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsVXrQuEXGM
18:25.57Technobliteratorquoted dam u
18:26.09ImperiosCyrannian: Can I maek an acolyte?
18:26.16ImperiosI have one idea
18:26.27CyrannianI already told you, yes. But they have to be sane.
18:26.34OluapPlayerYour last acolyte blew up
18:26.36Technobliteratorimp, me and ghelae need your help
18:26.37OluapPlayerhur
18:26.37ImperiosYes, I have another idea
18:26.43ImperiosShe wasn't mine
18:27.00ImperiosBasically, Cyrannian, an acolye whose flaw is his, well, niceness
18:27.07ImperiosHe is loyal but he is just a bit honourable
18:27.31CyrannianThat sounds alright
18:29.23ImperiosHe would be partially based on my Sith character from TOR and how do I portray him; a noble demon of some sort
18:29.36OluapPlayerMar-Júun personally finds Zegoroa silly
18:29.46CyrannianWhy's that?
18:29.47IrskaadForm18Why?
18:29.53OluapPlayerBecause he's a Tahar
18:29.56OluapPlayerAnd Tahars dum
18:29.59IrskaadForm18hur
18:30.14XhoI dunno whether to make the Super Eradicator 3.99km or 6.55km
18:30.19OluapPlayerUsual Basileus attitude + "we hate religion raaaawr"
18:30.57IrskaadForm18Zegoroa - Look at those individuals, bickering over whether what I can control is real or not. Pathetic.
18:31.08ImperiosEgnozeus - *brofist*
18:31.20IrskaadForm18Zegoroa - Get your hands off me!
18:31.22OluapPlayerThey shouldn't brofist
18:31.30XhoThe Super Eradicator's just got a bigger Hyperlaser but its not like the most powerful ship
18:31.36XhoIron Fist is the most powerful ship
18:31.53OluapPlayerYou can't make a ship more powerful than the Iron Fist anywya :>
18:32.03Wormy_homeworkStill using optics?
18:32.04ImperiosCyrannian: Can you please upload the male Alavar?
18:32.04TechnobliteratorIron Fist is my ship u dum
18:32.09XhoAlthough the length of the Super Eradicator is either 3.99km or 6.55km
18:32.37Xho6.55km the Super Eradicator would dwarf nearly every other ship in the BCN
18:32.50XhoAt 3.99km it isn't very 'Super'
18:33.00XhoConsidering it's only 3000ft longer than a normal one
18:33.03IrskaadForm18How about 5.27m?
18:33.14Technobliteratoryu mean 5.27km
18:33.15IrskaadForm18Km*
18:33.19Technobliteratoryeah
18:33.21IrskaadForm18yeh i dum
18:33.25Xho5.27m
18:33.27Technobliteratorhmm...
18:33.31Technobliteratorthat seems all right
18:33.32XhoHez - dat ship is as big as me
18:33.41ImperiosCyrannian: I mean, the PNG
18:33.45IrskaadForm185.27km*
18:33.46OluapPlayertiny sheep
18:34.27GhelaeI'm sure a 5.27m ship could still be terrifying.
18:34.43XhoYes if you were made of Lego
18:34.45OluapPlayerWell look at Gorf
18:34.56OluapPlayerHe's the size of a human kid
18:35.01GhelaeThere might not be much room to fit crew in, but you could, I don't know, draw a scary face on the front.
18:35.05OluapPlayerBut still superior to everything in powerful
18:35.05MonetUriel - I have this! http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120329220030/spore/images/a/a3/DrakRSSUthrea.png
18:35.08XhoGuess I could go for 5.27km
18:35.31Xho17,290 ft
18:35.56MonetSimplest description of the Uthrea is 'a palace with FTL drive'.
18:36.19CyrannianImperios: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/7/73/Alavar_%281%29.png
18:36.42ImperiosThanks!
18:36.46ImperiosI will make an acolyte now
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18:38.22GhelaeWelcome back.
18:38.41Wormy_homeworkhi
18:38.45CatfaceEllo
18:39.05CatfaceOluapPlayer do you have the time of day and reason or are you busy?
18:39.25Technobliteratorcatface i saw the end of the first wranploer war
18:39.26Technobliteratori loved it!
18:39.35Wormy_homeworkAnyone know any facts on aerial photography for archaeology?
18:39.39CatfaceOP wrote it not me.
18:39.49CatfaceBut thats for the credit.
18:39.54OluapPlayerCatface: I have time
18:40.26Catface#OPgetinherelittlemanboy
18:40.27Technobliteratoryeah i know...but was it not your plot
18:41.12CatfaceWe both worked on the plot an equal amount.
18:42.23OluapPlayerCyrannian: y u no share new Moranonúngu
18:42.23OluapPlayerr
18:43.21CyrannianBecause I accidentally didn't save it
18:43.26Xhohttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/8/87/BCNSuperEradicator.png Super Eradicator
18:43.32*** join/#sporewiki Lakaz (4f464f2d@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.79.70.79.45)
18:43.42LakazHi everybody!
18:43.43OluapPlayerdum waptor is dum
18:43.43Technobliteratorbloody hell
18:43.44Technobliteratorawesome
18:43.45Technobliteratorhi
18:43.53OluapPlayerKinda looks like a chainsaw
18:44.02OluapPlayerCommander Dood - chainsaw sheep lal
18:44.45LotGCyrannian: You made dat Hish yet?
18:45.17IrskaadForm18Hello Lakaz! :D
18:45.33XhoWell
18:45.43XhoThe smaller ship is a normal Eradicator
18:45.47XhoThe bigger one is the Super Eradicator
18:46.34OluapPlayerSupa Eradicaturr
18:46.43CatfaceI thought they where both the same ship :V
18:47.36MonetI added a quote to Zegoroa's page.
18:50.34CyrannianWhoops, could you send me the Hish png?
18:52.04LotGLemme find it
18:52.50LotGhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120512160428/spore/images/3/37/Hish.png
18:52.52LotGHere it is
18:53.39CyrannianAnd you want me to outfit them?
18:53.59ImperiosHm I wonder
18:54.03ImperiosCould datacolyte be female
18:54.38Cyranniandatacolyte?
18:55.05Imperiosthat acolyte, I mean
18:55.28CyrannianOf course
18:55.36ImperiosOkay, BRAND NEW IDEA
18:55.49ImperiosInstead of making a new acolyte
18:56.02ImperiosReviving Jiha'rana and remake, like, everything in her
18:56.37ImperiosDum?
18:56.38CyrannianI think making a new acolyte would be best.
18:56.46ImperiosYeah
18:56.57ImperiosNow, to decide on her species
18:57.13LotGYes, I want you to outfit them
18:57.18LotGThey are for you afterall
18:57.21ImperiosCyrannian Radeon = Would be too similar to Aerlon + Radeons are not warriors
18:57.22Cyrannianhttp://images.wikia.com/spore/images/2/2c/Flovos_Pretio.png - Instead of a slug, I made the new leader of the Cyrannian Syndicate a Fernei-Tuu
18:57.34ImperiosPretty Flower
18:57.35ImperiosHur
18:57.40LotGI would've clothed them, but Outfit editor is pretty bad for me
18:58.07ImperiosWexord = Too wimpy
18:58.12GhelaeAlthough I don't think this would be Imp's Acolyte, I've had an idea: What about a Pseudomorph Acolyte? :P
18:58.15ImperiosMortalitas = Mortalitas girl warrior BOOM
18:58.22ImperiosActually, Ghelae, I had this idea
18:58.40ImperiosBut... do Pseudomorphs have girlfriends/boyfreinds and crime in their planets?
18:58.45ImperiosI think not
18:58.52Imperios*on their
18:59.03GhelaeNot really; that's the problem.
18:59.11GhelaeAlthough, I haven't actually decided anything about their culture.
18:59.44ImperiosBecause the original idea is that:
18:59.48ImperiosAh nv,
19:00.02ImperiosSo... any ideas?
19:00.05GhelaeThey might take gender roles for the purposes of interpersonal relationships, and on a world where any rock could be a ravenous predator, the aggressive attitudes that could lead to crime may still exist.
19:00.54GhelaeSome groups of Pseudomorphs could even be influenced by the culture of the Imperials that colonised their system, making such things more likely.
19:00.58ImperiosOH WAIT YES I KNOW
19:01.03ImperiosA Cogsangui acolyte
19:01.23GhelaeYeah, that might be better for your plans than a Pseudomorph. :D
19:01.38OluapPlayerngh acolyte puddle
19:02.21GhelaeA shapeshifting puddle being given shapeshifting Apocalypta powers does also seem a little redundant.
19:02.22Imperios...Okay
19:02.28ImperiosGIVE ME A RANDOM CYRANNIAN SPECIES
19:02.31ImperiosTHAT'S IT
19:02.35ImperiosAND I WILL USE IT
19:02.42Xhosedates Imperios
19:02.43XhoCalm down
19:02.53ImperiosOk sure
19:03.09ImperiosStill gimme a random... (thinks of Zegoroa) just random species
19:03.13ImperiosCompletely random
19:03.37XhoXhodocto
19:03.52CyrannianDvottie
19:03.53Technobliteratorgalot
19:04.07Technobliteratorhur
19:04.08GhelaeOh, you people are so boring with your decisions.
19:04.10Technobliteratorlibertus?
19:04.11GhelaeExcept Cyr.
19:04.13ImperiosCyrannian: Dvottie Acolyte
19:04.17ImperiosOh god that's a good idea
19:04.24XhoOk fine
19:04.25CyrannianOsteola
19:04.26XhoKicath
19:04.29XhoActually no wait
19:04.32XhoThis is Cyrannian right
19:04.38OluapPlayerthrows Xho about
19:04.39ImperiosCyrannian: Yeah, it could fit
19:05.27ImperiosAlthough, Dvottie acolyte is a good idea, too!
19:05.35GhelaeDvottie seems to be the best choice so far.
19:05.54CyrannianActually, how about a Dublican
19:06.14Cyrannianhttp://images.wikia.com/spore/images/5/59/Dublician.png
19:07.03Technobliteratordvottie
19:08.09GhelaeHow a Dvottie would be converted to the Apocalypta, I don't know. I'd have thought they were immune to that kind of thing.
19:08.26ImperiosYeah, they would fit perfectly
19:08.29ImperiosDubs, I mean
19:08.33ImperiosDubsteplicians
19:09.41CyrannianI actually named them after Dublin, but okay.
19:10.17JepardiCyrannian can I make a Libertus character for my fiction
19:10.42CyrannianSure, why not
19:10.47Jepardithanks
19:14.55CyrannianLotG: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/7/7e/CyraHish.png - Tada!
19:15.06LotGThats pretty cool
19:15.22LotGI wish I could outfit like you
19:16.04CyrannianAw shucks, just keep practising!
19:16.26CyrannianTechnobliterator: Do you want me to make Drelas?
19:17.04Technobliteratoroh yeah...yes please!
19:17.15Technobliteratorcould he have an eye patch btw
19:17.37LotGhttp://lotg.deviantart.com/art/Hachi-vs-Alien-306138709 New pic btw
19:18.06CyrannianCool, and what race do you want him to be?
19:18.12CyrannianPerhaps Cyrannian Loron?
19:18.16OluapPlayerHachi gonna ded
19:19.04IrskaadForm18Great! I wonder - Are there any pics of Araki?
19:19.33LotGI will be trying to make the Avatar of Araki, which is the form he takes when he's in the mortal realm
19:19.44Monethttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Grand_Inquisition *plays fanfare* waht do people think?
19:20.29LotGWow
19:20.31LotGThats nice
19:20.32TechnobliteratorCyrannian Loron?
19:20.34LotGVery nice
19:20.35TechnobliteratorThat's actually a good idea
19:20.39TechnobliteratorYeah, let's go with that
19:20.55CyrannianCool, perhaps we can even make a page for them?
19:20.55MonetYou can all quote if you like.
19:21.11OluapPlayerNext Borealis War section is gonna be pretty emotional
19:21.31Technobliteratoryepp
19:21.38Technobliteratorwe should do
19:21.44Cyrannianprepares his tissues
19:22.02Technobliteratorand trust...you'll see how the bad guys have feelings to;P
19:23.07MonetI/We should probably work on an Inquisition target list, kinda like how the Agency has a 'top 5'.
19:23.31Technobliteratorseems legit
19:24.10OluapPlayerDC number 1 :>
19:24.37MonetIt's not just going to be targets for elimination but also the ones the Inquisition either wants to dissapear or keep watch on.
19:25.21Jepardihttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/3/39/Savage.png Here you go Cyrannian
19:25.36CyrannianOh wow
19:25.43LotGOoh what's that?
19:26.04JepardiCharacter for my fiction
19:26.56Monethttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiN6t7K7txw I wasp laying this while making the page.
19:27.03Monetplaying (GAH!)
19:27.16Cyrannianhttp://images.wikia.com/spore/images/d/dc/Drelas.png - Your female provider is unintelligent, you half-witted fool.
19:27.27TechnobliteratorHUR
19:27.29Technobliteratornice!!
19:27.55OluapPlayerRivergron - fwend
19:28.37JepardiCyrannian what should be the original name of Savage
19:29.27CyrannianReburrus Vinipter
19:29.48JepardiOkay
19:30.47CyrannianDrelas - I do hope the Syndicate provides an oven-baked, flat, round bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese.
19:31.14OluapPlayerFre'kloar - GIMME PIZZA MAN
19:32.48LakazGrah... I'm useless at making creatures.
19:33.00Imperioshttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Eligharast.png Okay, what do you think?
19:34.34CyrannianNice work
19:34.42ImperiosEli - REPUBLIC REMNANT, HEAR ME! I AM ELIGHARAST THE PILLAGER, MASTER OF HOUNDS, LEASH OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE OF CYRANNUS!
19:34.51ImperiosActually for me he looks dum, but I will try to remake him later
19:35.21OluapPlayerdum name
19:35.27OluapPlayertbh i'm tired of all the DoW references
19:35.52ImperiosOkay
19:35.55ImperiosLemme rename him
19:35.56CyrannianI still don't know what DoW is
19:35.58LakazThere is no such thing as too many DoW references. Or warhammer references in general for that mattter.
19:36.00ImperiosDAwn of War
19:36.05ImperiosA game based on Warhammer
19:36.18CyrannianTechnobliterator: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Cyrannian_Syndicate#Notable_individuals - maek section nao
19:36.28XhoI think 1 reference is too much
19:36.51OluapPlayerpunches Xho into the sun
19:36.54LakazI disagree on the basis warhammer is awesome.
19:36.56Xhois the sun
19:37.03Xhosucks OluapPlayer in
19:37.03OluapPlayerpunched the sun
19:37.09OluapPlayerded
19:37.37ImperiosHe gonna be called Luathaigh
19:37.38Technobliteratorshup busy
19:37.41ImperiosBetter name?
19:37.54Lakaz*Uses science to throw the sun that is Xho into another, bigger sun*
19:38.15OluapPlayerWait
19:38.19Cyrannianwaits
19:38.25OluapPlayerCyrannian: Did you retcon out the slug guy from the Syndicate?
19:38.38CyrannianNo, this new guy will blow him up
19:38.45OluapPlayerOh I c
19:38.51MonetI am opening the doors to aonyone who would like to make an alien inquisitor. Beware that they won't be terribly active right now.
19:39.30OluapPlayerSo far Rivergron is the olest
19:39.32OluapPlayeroldest
19:39.40OluapPlayerI'm not counting Unknown in this
19:39.42OluapPlayerUnknown dum
19:40.57Cyrannianur dum
19:41.33LakazAll of humanity is dum...
19:41.36Cyrannian~lick OluapPlayer
19:41.37infobotACTION licks OluapPlayer *SHLUUURRRRPPP*
19:41.45Xhois not playing the science game
19:41.51OluapPlayer~explode Cyrannian
19:41.51infobotACTION blows up Cyrannian with bombs
19:41.52Cyrannian~kiss Xho
19:41.52infobotACTION forces Xho to give infobot a big kiss on the hand
19:41.57OluapPlayerMAKE DAT SECTION
19:42.08XhoWell at least i'm kissing a female this time
19:42.13XhoThat's one upside
19:42.23OluapPlayerYeah but remember
19:42.24Cyrannian~kiss OluapPlayer
19:42.24infobotACTION forces OluapPlayer to give morgoth1145 a big kiss on the ear
19:42.36OluapPlayerinfobot has giant powerful metallic hands
19:42.49XhoHm
19:42.53XhoShe completes me then
19:43.01CyrannianYeah, kissing them would probably lacerate your mouth
19:43.06XhoConsidering I should be the one with powerful metallic hands
19:43.07LakazAnybody mind if i leave before infobot decides to force me to do anything...?
19:44.58CyrannianNo, I don't mind
19:45.48LakazGood. Be back when i'm feeling confident it's safe...
19:45.55OluapPlayerdum kid
19:46.15XhoVery dum
19:46.23IrskaadForm18Nah he no dum
19:46.28CyrannianOne of the many people who I don't know.
19:46.30XhoSays the dum one
19:46.45XhoSpeaking of dum i'd better brush up on my Italian a bit
19:47.12LotGSpeaking of dum, where is Technobliterator?
19:47.15OluapPlayerDress up as Mario and go around saying mama mia
19:47.56Technobliteratori'm here u dum buni
19:48.04Monet~smack OluapPlayer
19:48.04infobotACTION smacks OluapPlayer upside the head.
19:48.04LotGno u
19:48.11MonetDat racist.
19:48.18OluapPlayerMonet: :>
19:48.34CyrannianIt's funny because it's culturally insensitive
19:49.21LotGlol
19:50.43CyrannianI'm going on holiday.
19:50.50Technobliteratoroh?
19:50.59Technobliteratorwho are you murdering this time/
19:51.03CyrannianTo the most exotic location on the planet.
19:51.10XhoSouthampton?
19:51.17CyrannianManchester.
19:51.22XhoThat's even worse
19:51.22Technobliteratori been there!
19:51.23OluapPlayerNot until you finish section
19:51.27OluapPlayerFINISH SECTION DAM U
19:51.34CyrannianTheir accents are silly
19:51.48CyrannianAnd not in a cool British way
19:51.53CyrannianOluapPlayer: SHUP
19:51.56Cyrannian~kiss OluapPlayer
19:51.56infobotACTION forces OluapPlayer to give Cyrannian a big kiss on the neck
19:52.02OluapPlayerNGH
19:52.02Cyrannianimplodes violently
19:52.31LotGLOL
19:57.22OluapPlayerGonna feed the homeless to the starving now, brb
19:57.58XhoWait what
19:58.10LotGolol
20:02.10Wormy_homeworkI came back to England at Manchester from Spain and got a culture shock.  It was a friday night though.
20:02.46Cyrannianhttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/c/cd/SporeWiki_IRC.png - I'm thinking of putting this on the IRC page
20:03.02LotGlol do it
20:03.14Monetrofl
20:03.15XhoDunno why the Dvotties are there
20:03.26Wormy_homeworkKids smashing bottles, an old woman's head being bashed into a bus stop because she coudn't stand, I saw a pool of blood and people swearing everywhere at the top their voice.
20:03.29MonetCan't hav Gorf without Dvotties!
20:03.41Wormy_homeworkI feel sorry for you Um
20:03.50CyrannianSounds like a good time
20:04.28LotGMonet: I'll pay you 30 points for a coloured pic of a Zazane fighting a Xeno
20:04.50IrskaadForm18Hmph. Dvotties.
20:05.08MonetDvotties are SOOO cute!
20:05.19IrskaadForm18Xhodocto are so cute
20:05.33MonetI wouldn't want to cuddel a Xhodocto though.
20:05.38Monetcuddle*
20:05.50LotGI myself prefer stuff with fur
20:05.59IrskaadForm18hur
20:05.59OluapPlayerCyrannian: Win
20:06.19MonetLotG: My base fee is 35 but I could give you a discount.
20:06.30LotG35? Okay, I'll give you that then
20:06.45MonetI'll keep a note.
20:06.48IrskaadForm18You should update your queue
20:06.56LotGIndeed, making a list
20:07.03MonetI'm about to.
20:07.21MonetI've had a list of current and pending commissions isnce day 1.
20:07.51MonetI've never done a Xeno before so this should be fun.
20:08.04XhoIf I can say 'Parli spangolo?' to an Italian guy it would make my day very easy in Rome
20:08.38IrskaadForm18"Can you speak spanish?"
20:08.52MonetEven I got that.
20:09.04XhoOkay
20:09.12XhoVogliamo un tavolo per tre per favore
20:09.22LotGWhy not "Parli English" or something
20:09.35XhoBecause Spanish is easier for them and somewhat fine for me
20:10.10CyrannianParli lingua scura?
20:10.26Monet'English' in italian.. Analais?
20:10.30MonetAngalais*
20:10.44XhoSi parlo lingua scura
20:10.48LotGI'd laugh if some Italian guy goes "I don't speak Spanish but I can if you want"
20:10.49XhoMonet: Ingelsi
20:11.09XhoMy Italian is somewhat awful
20:11.21MonetI know 'Anglais' is French for 'English'.
20:11.25*** join/#sporewiki Needles_10 (~justinwal@user-0cdfiah.cable.mindspring.com)
20:11.32Needles_10HI GAIZZ
20:11.32IrskaadForm18Seldeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
20:11.38Needles_10Hi
20:11.38*** join/#sporewiki Shalonar (~MindScrew@host-156-152-66-217.spbmts.ru)
20:11.50Needles_10Shalonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
20:11.51ShalonarBack
20:12.06MonetOne day, I would like to go -one day- without making a typo.
20:12.13IrskaadForm18Xho: I've been meaning to show this for you, but I commisioned a gift for you http://spacer176.deviantart.com/journal/Update-on-my-Commission-System-305650649
20:12.15Needles_10Yeashasg
20:12.25Needles_10Why am I typelagging?
20:12.27IrskaadForm18to*
20:12.33CyrannianHo il bisogno improvviso di uccidere tutti gli utenti della chat. Davvero?
20:12.40Needles_10This is very weird!
20:12.46XhoMonet's been asking me on how to do Kithworto for days
20:12.49IrskaadForm18Sim, é estranho mesmo.
20:12.53MonetWait that was for Xho?
20:12.55Needles_10Type lag.......
20:12.59Needles_10BBS
20:13.01IrskaadForm18It's for us both
20:13.06IrskaadForm18Me and Xho
20:13.27*** join/#sporewiki Needles_10 (~justinwal@user-0cdfiah.cable.mindspring.com)
20:13.39Needles_10Bak, but still typelagging
20:13.42IrskaadForm18Seldeeeeeeeeeeeen
20:13.46Shalonarwait
20:13.48Monethe does know.
20:14.05Shalonarsince when does Cyr know Portuguese or whatever he was speaking
20:14.07IrskaadForm18dum I thought he was going to be surprised
20:14.15Shalonar*does know
20:14.19IrskaadForm18That was anything but portuguese
20:14.44MonetIrskaad: If you wanted it to be a surprise you could have told me.
20:14.46*** join/#sporewiki Tybusen (44e45820@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.228.88.32)
20:14.51MonetI can be discreet.
20:14.54XhoCyrannian: Non capisco Italiano. Ma ho capito
20:15.08CyrannianTá mé líofa i céad teanga, seachtó a riamh tá tú ag éisteacht de.
20:15.10ShalonarHi
20:15.22OluapPlayerLess italian more section writing
20:15.25OluapPlayer~nag Cyrannian
20:15.25infobotACTION takes Cyrannian to a child day care and gives all the children poking sticks
20:15.41IrskaadForm18Nah I just wanted to show Xho that Kithwortho's going to be in your next pic
20:15.48*** join/#sporewiki Needles_10 (18d7c951@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.24.215.201.81)
20:15.48OluapPlayerKithworto
20:15.51XhoKITH FUCKING WORTO
20:15.51Needles_10ReCaptcha of the Day: hshouse waver
20:16.03IrskaadForm18I keep getting mixed up
20:16.05MonetKithworTO.
20:16.05Needles_10WOW, I have not been on the online IRC in ages!
20:16.09Needles_10!!!
20:16.16IrskaadForm18Oh that's how you do it
20:16.16CyrannianComo você ousa me incomodando, você o mal panda!
20:16.24IrskaadForm18Wait what
20:16.24MonetWait what?
20:16.32Needles_10Lol
20:16.33Needles_10?
20:16.38OluapPlayerwat
20:16.48OluapPlayerSomeone is a bad panda
20:16.50IrskaadForm18That's some of the worst attempts at brazillian portuguese I've seen
20:16.56CyrannianO que eu disse fez perfeito sentido.
20:16.57IrskaadForm18You the bad panda
20:17.01TybusenNo
20:17.06TybusenThe only panda here
20:17.09TybusenIs a crafty one
20:17.33TybusenConversation killstreak: 1
20:17.45Cyrannian... Direito. De qualquer forma, quero matar todo mundo.
20:17.51XhoA mi Español es mas fácil hablar, yo sé que no hará un error
20:17.56Needles_10WGat
20:17.58Needles_10What*
20:18.00IrskaadForm18I want to kill whole world
20:18.04Needles_10Why?
20:18.08IrskaadForm18Y U USE GOOGLE
20:18.13ShalonarCyrannian: *brofist*
20:18.14Xhotodo mundo
20:18.18XhoSounds like Spanish
20:18.24IrskaadForm18^
20:18.24XhoTodo el mundo = Everyone
20:18.25ShalonarWe think alike
20:18.27OluapPlayertodo mundo = everyone
20:18.29Needles_10IrskaadForm18: What
20:18.36Needles_10olKjpojpg
20:18.41ShalonarWell
20:18.45CyrannianEu não brofist com os humanos.
20:18.48Needles_10olKjpo.jpg?
20:18.52ShalonarPortugal and Spain are next to each other
20:18.58Needles_10I guess it is olKjpo.jpg
20:18.59OluapPlayerLess portuguese more section writing
20:19.00TybusenSo
20:19.02OluapPlayer~whip Cyrannian
20:19.02infobotACTION takes Cyrannian outside to be thoroughly whipped by oluapplayer
20:19.05Needles_10Herr
20:19.20Needles_10Cyr is not your slave
20:19.20TybusenI assume Um is speaking Irskaadlanguage (Portugese) and Xho is speaking Mexican (Spanish)
20:19.27CyrannianAgora, se me dão licença, eu tenho que devorar grupos de crianças pequenas.
20:19.30Needles_10Irskaddian.
20:19.41XhoTybusen: Castillian Spanish actually
20:19.48IrskaadForm18dum y u brazillian portuguese
20:19.48Needles_10BOOM
20:19.50XhoThe proper Spanish
20:19.53TybusenYesh
20:19.56Needles_10Huerr
20:20.07TybusenBut most Americans probably refer to "Spanish" as "Mexican"
20:20.13IrskaadForm18Lol
20:20.21ShalonarCyrannian: Eu não sou um homem, eu sou um Deus do Caos!
20:20.33IrskaadForm18YOU ARE A CHAOS GOD :D
20:20.38XhoWhy is everyone speaking very broken Portuguese
20:20.46OluapPlayerVocê é tão Deus do Caos quanto uma almofada
20:20.51CyrannianIrskaadForm18: Português brasileiro é melhor, porque OluapPlayer fala isso e nós somos amantes.
20:20.58IrskaadForm18O quê
20:21.01OluapPlayerJesus não
20:21.04IrskaadForm18(wat)
20:21.06XhoAlmofada?
20:21.08OluapPlayer~throw Cyrannian
20:21.08infobotACTION winds up and throws Cyrannian over the moon.
20:21.08XhoPillow?
20:21.10OluapPlayerYes
20:21.11TybusenTraduz Google, cadelas
20:21.15Xhoolol
20:21.19IrskaadForm18Cadelas
20:21.22IrskaadForm18Puddles
20:21.24IrskaadForm18dum
20:21.28TybusenOr conversely
20:21.28OluapPlayerCadelas = bitches
20:21.31ShalonarNa verdade eu sou ARAGHAST O Pillager, MASTER DE CÃES, trela das Legião Negra!
20:21.31TybusenTraductor Google, perras
20:21.34CyrannianOluapPlayer: Não, mas nós tivemos muito amor!
20:21.40XhoI only guessed because Almohada is Spanish for pillow
20:21.46IrskaadForm18Master de cães
20:21.49IrskaadForm18LOLOOOLOL
20:21.59IrskaadForm18Master of dogs
20:22.00ShalonarWhat does that mean Irsk
20:22.01XhoPlease bitches speak Spanish
20:22.02ShalonarHur
20:22.07ShalonarDum Google
20:22.07TybusenTraductor Google, perras
20:22.08IrskaadForm18What did you mean
20:22.09XhoI'd be able to understand you more
20:22.14ShalonarI meant Master of Hounds
20:22.14Needles_10LOL DUM
20:22.17TybusenActually that should say
20:22.24TybusenTraductor Google, putas
20:22.38ShalonarOk Xho
20:22.40ShalonarEn realidad yo soy ARAGHAST el Saqueador, MAESTRO DE PERROS, CORREA DE LEGION NEGRO!
20:22.43IrskaadForm18There, that's it Tybusen, not puddles
20:22.49CyrannianXho: Básicamente, Xho, me reveló que Oluap y yo somos amantes en secreto y que usted es nuestro hijo.
20:22.58TybusenPerras and putas are both valid, actually
20:22.59OluapPlayerXho is not our son
20:23.01TybusenIn Spanish, at least
20:23.01XhoCyrannian: QUÉ
20:23.03OluapPlayerNow go finish section
20:23.05LotGAgh
20:23.13TybusenPerra being "female dog"
20:23.17LotGStop speaking Spanish/Italian/Portugese/whatever
20:23.18IrskaadForm18Porque é que agora está tudo a falar espanhol
20:23.18OluapPlayerbtw http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/e/ea/Genrai_Nal_Corruptus.png
20:23.23TybusenAnd puta literally being "bitch" as in like the one meaning "whore"
20:23.23ShalonarMaster of Bitches
20:23.26Shalonareven better
20:23.29LotGLOL
20:23.31CyrannianEntonces de quién es hijo?
20:23.49LotGMe gusta
20:23.54XhoCyrannian: Technobliterator, comprende español
20:23.57CyrannianSi se trata de Irskaad Imperios y voy a estar enfermo.
20:24.18Needles_10feche suas armadilhas acima, você punhados da sujeira! Eu estou indo matá-lo assim que duramente, você está indo morrer à morte!
20:24.18TybusenAy, yo se
20:24.31Needles_10Fail Translator Widget on Dashboard
20:24.32TybusenYo estoy confuidado
20:24.37LotGI'll be leaving until everybody speaks English again
20:24.43Needles_10LOL
20:24.47XhoLotG: Just type random shit into a translator
20:24.56Needles_10Me gusta el tren
20:25.03ShalonarTEPER MY GOVORIM PO RUSSKI BLYA
20:25.05Cyrannian|AwayNow, I'm busy with the infamous section.
20:25.12Needles_10You know what I said?
20:25.18IrskaadForm18HE HADO
20:25.21ShalonarNOW SPEAK RUSSIAN
20:25.24XhoMierda, ahora que soy solo
20:25.27TybusenSi, Needles, si tu haces
20:25.28ShalonarNADO SUKA
20:25.29OluapPlayerVODKA VODKA VODKA VODKA VODKA VODKA
20:25.31Needles_10Tengo gusto de los trenes
20:25.36ShalonarOLUAPPLAYER ALKASH
20:25.46Needles_10*someone gets run over by a train*
20:25.53IrskaadForm18POCHEMU VY CALL ME SUKA
20:25.54XhoKHUY :>
20:26.00LotGPOOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS
20:26.05Needles_10¡Tengo gusto de los trenes!
20:26.12Cyrannian|AwayУ меня был сон, в котором Xho и Irskaad замуж друг с другом.
20:26.23Tybusen*Alguien es atropellado por un tren*
20:26.28ShalonarО господи
20:26.28Needles_10PEELZ PEELZ PEELZ PEEZ PELZ PILLZ
20:26.44Needles_10Dam yu l4d or whatever that frum
20:26.52LotG私はnarwhalsが好きで、彼らは鯨肉のような味。
20:26.59OluapPlayerI spy narwhals
20:27.00TybusenOkay now why are you guys speaking Japanese and Russian
20:27.00XhoLotG: What.
20:27.13TybusenStay on one continent damnit
20:27.17LotGWatashi wa narwhals ga sukide, karera wa geiniku no yōna aji.
20:27.21ShalonarРусские круче японцев
20:27.33ShalonarА русский круче японского
20:27.34Needles_10초밥! - 남자, 희극 본부에 사우스 파크를 짐마차로 나르십시오
20:27.35Needles_10Lol
20:27.43XhoBugger if they taste like whales
20:27.48TybusenToo much Asian languages
20:27.52TybusenThey hurt my head
20:27.53Needles_10Translayt thate
20:27.55Needles_10that
20:27.56ShalonarЭТО ВООБЩЕ НЕ ЯПОНСКИЙ
20:28.10OluapPlayerWell narwhals are whales
20:28.15OluapPlayerSo they should taste like whales
20:28.21Needles_10This is not at all Japanese
20:28.22LotG私はXho Iでのように、私は彼がクジラのような味に違いない。OluapPlayerは、ナイフをフェッチします。
20:28.30OluapPlayerUnless they turn out to be dolphins like the Orca
20:28.37TybusenThen what the hell is it Needles
20:28.47Needles_10I translated Shalonar
20:29.04Needles_10There is russian, portuguese, spanish, and I guess also japanese
20:29.15XhoOluapPlayer: Go get a knife
20:29.28Needles_10Also koreanm
20:29.31Needles_10korean*
20:29.38Needles_10YEA GO KOERIA
20:29.42TybusenVoy a tener una cuchillo?
20:29.43Needles_10KOREA
20:29.53Needles_10korian
20:29.53TybusenOh wait damnit
20:29.55Needles_10lol
20:29.56OluapPlayergives Xho a knife
20:29.59IrskaadForm18Impy is Koryo-saram
20:30.00XhoTybusen: Sí querría un cuchillo
20:30.02Needles_10ffffff can't splel
20:30.04XhoDANKE
20:30.06IrskaadForm18He has Korean roots
20:30.14Needles_10AHA GERMAN
20:30.18Xhocuts the meet
20:30.19Xho*meat
20:30.25TybusenWait
20:30.33TybusenWhere are you getting the accented letters from
20:30.39LotG私はXho Iで食べたい、彼はおいしそうに見える。
20:30.39XhoMy keyboard
20:31.00TybusenDid you like buy your keyboard in Spain or something?
20:31.03LotGWatashi wa Xho I de tabetai, kare wa oishi-sō ni mieru.
20:31.11Needles_10ICH HABE DEUTSCHE WURZELN UND TSCHECHISCHE WURZELN UND ALLE SORTIERUNGEN DER WURZELN!
20:31.16XhoLotG: Go eat it then
20:31.25LotGeats Xho
20:31.26Needles_10Jurr\
20:31.30XhoOh right
20:31.33Needles_10eats LotG
20:31.34IrskaadForm18Xho, como é que está o Sigma?
20:31.39XhoOkay that translator is broken
20:31.40Needles_10therefore
20:31.45Needles_10eats Xho too
20:31.45XhoShould be -
20:31.58XhoWatashi wa Xho wo tabetai desu
20:32.04XhoI want to eat Xho
20:32.24Needles_10YOu wanna eat yourself
20:32.26OluapPlayereh
20:32.28Needles_10lololol
20:32.28OluapPlayerawkward
20:32.34Xhoeats himself
20:32.52Cyrannian|Awayceases to exist
20:32.54TybusenQue la mierda es este
20:32.54Needles_10MNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMONOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMONMOMNONONMNONMNONMONmoNmONMMONMNONMNOMNOLUNARMAXXLOMONMNO<NMOMNOMOMOON
20:33.10Needles_10MNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMONOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMONMOMNONONMNONMNONMONmoNmONMMONMNONMNOMNO-LUNARMAXX-LOMONMNO<NMOMNOMO-MOON
20:33.16Needles_10LUNARMAX
20:33.17TybusenSilencio
20:33.17LotGXho, möchte ich Ihnen, OluapPlayer essen.
20:33.19Needles_10MiB3
20:33.29OluapPlayeryour mom
20:33.34XhoTybusen: Tienes tan muchas ideas que yo
20:33.38Needles_10H+P=
20:33.40Needles_10Hip
20:33.54Needles_101+1=A Window
20:34.09TybusenQue yo que?
20:34.28Xhoeats OluapPlayer
20:34.32LotGWindow + Hip = Surgery
20:34.38TybusenMy Spanish is probably poorly translating with you guys
20:34.52TybusenDamn American computers and their keyboards without special letters
20:35.41TybusenConversation killstreak: 2
20:36.39Xho私はドクターカールシャデンフロイダゾーピーエーチュジーです。
20:36.58IrskaadForm18Type in Mahedore in Japanese
20:37.12LotGMy name is Dr. Karl Frey Shah Den Dazo peak-to-G agent.?
20:37.36XhoMy name is Doktah Karl Schadenfreude Xho P.h.D
20:38.04TybusenGerman doesn't tend to mix well with Japanese, I suppose
20:38.57TybusenConversation killstreak: 3
20:39.04XhoI dunno how to pronounce Mahedore so I wouldn't know
20:39.22TybusenMahedore means nothing in any language
20:39.57TybusenGoogle Translate suggested "Mahedero" since I was in Spanish, so I click, still nothing
20:40.09Cyrannian|AwayMa-he-door
20:40.52XhoFrom the Portugese vocals i'd say Mai-do-re
20:40.55XhoSo マイドーレ
20:41.37IrskaadForm18Actually no
20:41.53OluapPlayerIf you're a naughty kid, you get thrown here: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/2/2a/Asgord_Pits.png
20:41.57IrskaadForm18It's Ma-heh-doh-reh
20:42.01XhoOh
20:42.14Xhoマヘドレ
20:42.22LotGNew Asgord females have hair?
20:42.25XhoI was pronouncing it right then
20:42.27IrskaadForm18Yus
20:42.48XhoSorry but I don't approve of the new Asgotd
20:42.49Xho*Asgord
20:43.21OluapPlayerI should have put a Dvottie next to Gorf
20:43.29IrskaadForm18Explain why
20:43.29LotGXho: Can you approve this pic? http://lotg.deviantart.com/art/Hachi-vs-Alien-306138709
20:43.49Xhoapproves the picture
20:44.08XhoThey don't look like the old Asgord
20:45.00LotGWow, first time Xho looked at my art without going "Furry shit!"
20:45.05*** join/#sporewiki zillafire101 (6318cd70@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.99.24.205.112)
20:45.10XhoI was more focused on the Alien
20:45.12OluapPlayerThe worst part of the Asgord Pits is that you're not just being pet by Asgord
20:45.14TybusenNow you're tempting him Luc
20:45.24OluapPlayerYou're being pet by a swarm of "naked" Asgord
20:45.24LotGTrue, the Alien took a while
20:45.34ShalonarThe power of the furry side holds many abilities, Xho.
20:45.34LotGOh God
20:45.38IrskaadForm18Xho: How don't they look like old Asgord
20:45.52LotGIt was the first time I drew an Alien digitally
20:45.53zillafire101Ummm. hi guys.
20:45.54Tybusenthrows Shalonar down the reactor shaft that leads to the Asgord pits
20:45.56XhoThey're not as well built as the old ones i.e. older ones had a larger body
20:46.15LotGTyraz - Lezia weighed a ton. :trollface:
20:46.17MonetHi
20:46.27OluapPlayerYou did Lezia. :trollface:
20:46.41LotGTyraz - :C
20:47.03Xhoolol
20:47.07Xhoburn dat
20:47.07IrskaadForm18Everyone else: How do you find current Asgord
20:47.25OluapPlayerCurrent as in V3?
20:47.48LotGI prefer the older model
20:47.49IrskaadForm18Yus
20:47.55LotGHair makes them appear more...human-like
20:47.59OluapPlayerI like it
20:48.03IrskaadForm18Lezia had hair
20:48.12XhoI like the new Kraw and Iteok and Tahar
20:48.15XhoBut not Asgord
20:48.24OluapPlayerOooooh boy
20:48.27OluapPlayerJust had an idea
20:48.30OluapPlayerPic remaking time
20:48.44LotGOld Asgord should be kept, other new guys are good
20:48.57Technobliteratorhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Second_Borealis_Galactic_War/Coming_of_the_Vague#Ain.27t_No_Demon_In_My_Ship READ NAAAAO
20:49.42XhoI read Strip Club at the end
20:49.45XhoThat's all I needed to know
20:49.55IrskaadForm18Oh wait I know
20:49.59OluapPlayergiga mega dum
20:50.03OluapPlayer~smack Xho
20:50.03infobotACTION smacks Xho upside the head.
20:50.20Xhopulls out OluapPlayer's teeth with pliers
20:50.27Technobliteratorthe rest of the section is a complete opposite of that bit
20:50.28OluapPlayersmacks Xho again
20:50.36IrskaadForm18V3 = Old Gen Asgord, ex: Vonzata'Akanau   V2 = New Gen Asgord Ex: Lezia, Ko'han, Avexia
20:50.46Xhoaims further down the body with the pliers
20:50.50IrskaadForm18How's that compromise
20:50.53XhoSMAK ME AGEN AND C WAT HAPPENS
20:50.57Tybusensmacks Xho
20:50.59MonetArsac won't be happy if she discovers she has been ripped-off.
20:51.04OluapPlayertakes the plies and eats it
20:51.05OluapPlayerC
20:51.22Xhorips the pliers out of Oluap's stomach
20:51.23Tybusenis watching to see what happens
20:51.32Technobliteratortybusen read NAO
20:51.40TybusenYou rip the pliers out of your own stomach because of hivemind
20:51.43TybusenKay Jo
20:52.07Needles_10Stryp Kulb
20:52.32LotGHachi - Huh? Strip club?
20:53.05XhoGenrai clone
20:53.16XhoSkhánaróton - I CALL SHENANIGANS
20:53.28IrskaadForm18General Nal is awesome
20:53.35Technobliterator*Genrai
20:53.39zillafire101That was an awesome story
20:53.57Technobliterator:>
20:54.27zillafire101So much power and emotion in it, i really felt for every single character. Amazing job.
20:54.32Xho“Insignificant...” - Junction Mind
20:54.42XhoXhodocto - U TOOK OUR PHRASE
20:54.47XhoAND OUR JERRB
20:55.24Technobliteratorthanks zilla:)
20:55.28TybusenI found that chapter to be one of the rare emotionally moving moments in the entire Fictionverse
20:55.43TybusenWell done Jo
20:55.44*** join/#sporewiki Lakaz (4f464f2d@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.79.70.79.45)
20:55.53IrskaadForm18eek a eranian
20:55.56LakazHello everybody.
20:56.13Technobliteratorthanks ty:D
20:56.13LakazWHy eek? We're harmless. Unless you annoy us or are allergic to antimatter.
20:56.24OluapPlayerhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/2/2a/Asgord_Pits.png Better version
20:56.29ShalonarLemme see Technobliterator
20:56.30zillafire101I'm allgeric to anti-matter
20:56.31XhoVolim is being sentimental
20:56.41XhoSkhánaróton would have a HUGE mindfuck there
20:56.43ShalonarNow I can relate to Falrik
20:56.50XhoA H-U-G-E one
20:56.54ShalonarAlso
20:57.04ShalonarHeeyorian strip club
20:57.16XhoVolim being sentimental
20:57.17ShalonarGET THAT IMAGE OUTTA MY HEAD NOW
20:57.20Technobliteratorwell these are pirates we're talking about!!:P
20:57.23XhoSkhánaróton - http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/3590-dafuq.jpg
20:57.36Needles_10LOL
20:57.37Technobliteratorgets an idea of an asgord strip club in Shalonar's head
20:57.44TybusenOh dear god what
20:57.50Needles_10Hnunk
20:57.50OluapPlayerVolim is only sentimental once in a million full moons
20:58.03LotGZazane strip club is mainly useless
20:58.08TybusenGoddamnit no now I have that image in my head
20:58.22OluapPlayerAnd yes, Volim was a dad once
20:58.24Technobliteratorthat was the idea :v
20:58.26Tybusentransfers these disturbing images of SporeWiki strip clubs to Xho/Oluap/Um
20:58.32OluapPlayerHis kids all died during the First Borealis War though
20:58.36Needles_10Spy - UNEXPECTED BUTTSECKS! Oinkoinkoinkoinkoinkoinkoinkoinkoinkoink
20:58.37zillafire101ewww. strip clubs.
20:58.38Needles_10...
20:58.44XhoSkhánaróton - LOL wait...soz
20:58.49Needles_10zillafire101: Agreed
20:59.01zillafire101indeed.
20:59.05OluapPlayerVolim - Silly you weren't even born back then
20:59.07ShalonarTechnobliterator: My reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS2eg32FalQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
20:59.16XhoIn a BCN Strip Club, never let Skhánaróton ever get drunk
20:59.23Needles_10Lak
20:59.25Needles_10e
20:59.27Needles_10Azz
20:59.29XhoDrunk Zí-Jittorám is an unforgivable mistake
20:59.32Needles_10Lake Azz
20:59.39Needles_10Lakaz: Who is ye
20:59.40OluapPlayerngh he would be a worst Demoknight
20:59.40Needles_10?
20:59.40Technobliteratorloool
20:59.41LotGZazane have no genitals, and all you can ever really see on female Zazane are...well, chest area
20:59.55zillafire101Please stop.
20:59.58Technobliteratorif this pisses yu off so much i'll remove the mention...i wanted to get across these pirates are dirty people
21:00.16zillafire101it's ok, mission accoplished.
21:00.20LotGIt doesn't piss me off, its a good addition
21:00.23Needles_10Demoknight? Replace "knight" with "man", please
21:00.25LotGMade I laugh it did
21:00.27XhoSkhánaróton - EVERYONE THINKS I'M A THREE EYED MONSTER...OH WAIT I AM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW *Everyone ded*
21:00.30OluapPlayerZaarkhun, mostly. Wranploer are hermaphrodite
21:00.31MonetI'm fine.
21:00.32LakazYou mean we, Needles_10? By we i meant the Eranian collective, in response to Irskaads reaction to me logging in...
21:00.34Needles_10LOOOL
21:00.36ShalonarTechnobliterator: It's okay
21:00.41Needles_10Ohhh
21:00.44Needles_10I see
21:00.51MonetNeedles_10: What's wrong with Demoknight?
21:01.01Needles_10Monet: I prefer Demoman.
21:01.08XhoDrunk Zí-Jittorám is equivalent to one very pissed off Loron
21:01.11Needles_10(Lol TF2 Reference)
21:01.11ShalonarZi-Jittoram strippers
21:01.16ShalonarHm
21:01.19Shalonarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS2eg32FalQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player again
21:01.41Technobliteratorhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akQ9EZkhPg0 this is the soundtrack to fighting loron btw
21:01.41XhoFemale Zí-Jittorám aren't exactly what you'd expect
21:01.44MonetTHERE CAN BE ONLY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
21:02.02XhoGenerally because Zí-Jittorám are hermaphroditic as well
21:02.11ShalonarAh okay
21:02.13OluapPlayerSo there aren't females
21:02.15XhoIn a very weird sense
21:02.17TybusenOhmygodarewestillonthis
21:02.26Xhohermaphroditic in a very alien sense
21:02.27zillafire101yes Ty
21:02.52Tybusenshoots himself, then Xho, and Oluap and Cyrannian by extension
21:03.01TybusenQUADRUPLE KILL
21:03.07XhoZí-Jittorám have the biological reflex to change between a male and a female dependent on a very odd situation
21:03.15OluapPlayerNo
21:03.18XhoBut in basics, all Zí-Jittorám are male
21:03.20IrskaadForm18adopts a Zi-Jittorám hatchling ^^
21:03.23LotGTechnobliterator: I imagined this being Loron fight tune http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G68bCXbZvjg
21:03.30LotGOh God
21:03.32XhoZí-Jittorám hatchling
21:03.40Technobliteratorin da club!!! classic
21:03.47LotGI have very freaky image of Jitter now
21:03.48XhoZí-Jittorám are born in millions of pods
21:03.55XhoNot eggs
21:04.08zillafire101podlings?
21:04.12XhoAye
21:04.18ShalonarLotG: #illarion
21:04.19OluapPlayerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6IBoUU7KaI&feature=related This plays when boxing with Cyrannian
21:04.26XhoAlthough when a Zí-Jittorám reflexes to female, that's it they cannot go back
21:04.29IrskaadForm18Oh, ok. Since they're born in pods... /me buys one
21:04.30ShalonarIrskaad, too
21:04.52MonetWhat is it with you and pet sapients?
21:05.02IrskaadForm18They're awesome
21:05.04OluapPlayerHis personality fits even
21:05.05zillafire101that sucks.
21:05.13Needles_10Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
21:05.15OluapPlayerAran Ryan is a complete psycho
21:05.22OluapPlayeras well as a cheater
21:05.27OluapPlayerJust like Cyrannian
21:05.40XhoFemale Zí-Jittorám look pretty much the same as a male Zí-Jittorám aside from the fact that they can spawn offspring
21:06.05OluapPlayerVolim - Wait a minute...are you a Commander Dood or a Commander Doodette?
21:06.22XhoAh yeah I forgot to mention sexual maturity in Zí-Jittorám
21:06.34Needles_10pim
21:06.36XhoReflexing can only go up to 12 years of age
21:06.39Needles_10pim
21:06.48IrskaadForm18Xho: What would happen if I had a Zi-Jittorám podling?
21:06.49Needles_10pim
21:06.53XhoSo it is mostly a subconscious reflex
21:06.56Needles_10pim
21:07.00XhoNot one by choice
21:07.06Needles_10I like saying "pim"
21:07.08Needles_10pim
21:07.15XhoWell we don't like you saying pim so shut it
21:07.21Needles_10ok
21:07.26Needles_10poll
21:07.30Needles_10llop
21:07.31XhoIrskaad: Well you wouldn't have one podling
21:07.34Needles_10pollop
21:07.36Needles_10LOl
21:07.39Needles_10Polyp
21:07.47IrskaadForm18Why?
21:07.52MonetDraconis eggs: The hardest part is getting one from a broodmother.
21:08.15OluapPlayerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpccRdanqEA&feature=watch_response_rev And this is when boxing with Imp
21:08.16zillafire101Challenge accepted
21:08.18*** join/#sporewiki Kuzushimasu (5ac811b1@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.200.17.177)
21:08.19KuzushimasuDum
21:08.21LotGI now have very strange thought
21:08.27LotGDraconis-Zazane child
21:08.35IrskaadForm18[22:07]IrskaadForm18Why?
21:08.40MonetIf she sees you getting close without her permission she could crush you.
21:08.50KuzushimasuA million Zí-Jittorám podlings = ded
21:08.57OluapPlayerDamnit Luc quit your hybrid shenanigans
21:09.03KuzushimasuBecause Zí-Jittorám grow immensely quickly
21:09.04LotGBut I like narhwals!
21:09.08IrskaadForm18D: Why would I want a million though
21:09.12zillafire101Challenge accepted
21:09.25KuzushimasuBecause they're spawned in a pod, usually about 900,000 spawn
21:09.40KuzushimasuWhen that hatches, 900,000 Zí-Jittorám are spawned
21:09.45Kuzushimasuand trust me
21:09.47KuzushimasuYou don't want that
21:09.51IrskaadForm18D:
21:09.55Needles_10Hot damn!
21:09.56zillafire101dang
21:10.10MonetZillaFire101: Did I mention the broodmother keeps very close to the eggsat all times?
21:10.10KuzushimasuSo Skhánaróton probably has closer to 1 million siblings
21:10.14Needles_10shizznit
21:10.16OluapPlayerVolim - Damnit I take Commander Dood to the club one night and now the ship's filled with pods! I can't even walk!
21:10.27LotGololol
21:10.42zillafire101Wait, Hybrids are steril, they can't have babies
21:10.43Needles_10Lol
21:10.46KuzushimasuSkhánaróton spawn the pods out of their mouth
21:10.56MonetAnd if you so much as touch an egg chances are she will break your spine.
21:11.00KuzushimasuOften their head is detached and the mouth becomes the pod
21:11.08KuzushimasuThen the head can grow back if you are a female
21:11.11LotGKezoreg ain't sterile
21:11.19zillafire101But he's a hybrid.
21:11.21OluapPlayerWranploer spawn their eggs from their mouths too
21:11.25MonetNot all hybrids are sterile.
21:11.30Needles_10oo
21:11.32zillafire101Hmmm.
21:11.32Needles_10.
21:11.34LotGUnfortunately his first girlfriend can't have kids with him
21:11.36KuzushimasuOh god
21:11.40OluapPlayerExcept they cough them out
21:11.49KuzushimasuZí-Jittorám Wranploer hybrid
21:11.50OluapPlayerAnd it's 5 or 6 at max
21:11.51KuzushimasuTHE HORROR
21:11.57Needles_10AAA
21:11.59zillafire101indeed
21:12.06ShalonarOkay
21:12.09ShalonarBETTER IDEA
21:12.13LotGZí-Jittorám Loron hybrid
21:12.17MonetBloody hell, are Zazane one of the only aliens who lay eggs via a cloaca?
21:12.18OluapPlayerwat
21:12.19zillafire101fiction and science seem to conflict
21:12.23MonetDraconis*
21:12.28ShalonarA hybrid of all BCN species
21:12.29Needles_10Ew
21:12.31zillafire101cloaca?
21:12.41KuzushimasuZí-Jittorám spawn one egg but there's a million of Zí-Jittorám tadpole things inside there
21:12.43IrskaadForm18What Xhofic race could I have one of as a friend?
21:12.43LotGZazane eggs are internal
21:12.54MonetI meant Draconis.
21:13.02KuzushimasuOnce they spawn nearly all of them survive
21:13.11KuzushimasuUnexplained how
21:13.13ShalonarRadeons and Saders are normal mammalz
21:13.18OluapPlayerWranploer cough their eggs off, some days after they are born. Takes them about 8 years to reach adulthood
21:13.23zillafire101thank goodness.
21:13.28KuzushimasuIf you can land next to a Zí-Jittorám spawning ground
21:13.34KuzushimasuThen you will find out
21:13.40ShalonarImperions do LOTS of eggs but most of them die
21:13.41MonetCloaca = Bird/reptile version of the anus. it is also the erm... other hole...
21:13.44Shalonar*lay
21:13.45OluapPlayerWranploer are born around 0.3m tall
21:13.50LotGOhhh
21:13.53KuzushimasuBut considering the Zí-Jittorám are one of the most vicious species in the universe
21:13.57OluapPlayer8 years later they reach over 3 meters tall
21:13.57zillafire101ok...ok.
21:14.00ShalonarAw that is cute
21:14.08IrskaadForm18I want one
21:14.09ShalonarI imagine having a per Wranploer kid
21:14.12IrskaadForm18^
21:14.19KuzushimasuZí-Jittorám spawn - approx. 0.8mm long
21:14.23KuzushimasuBy age 12 - 4m tall
21:14.25LotGDraconis breed by....ohhh...
21:14.28OluapPlayerA Wranploer baby is still as strong as a human adult
21:14.29IrskaadForm18Woah
21:14.49KuzushimasuThey grow incredibly fast
21:14.50zillafire101Dang.
21:14.53IrskaadForm18picks up one of those minuscule Zi-Jittorám
21:15.01zillafire101oh gosh
21:15.10LotGWell, we wanted aliens
21:15.12KuzushimasuZí-Jittorám spawn basically look like tadpoles
21:15.14LotGDraconis are aliens
21:15.16Technobliteratora Loron baby is as strong as a human boxer if not a shitton stronger...
21:15.27zillafire101hmmm.
21:15.31OluapPlayerVolim is almost 2,000 years old, he's considered "next to prehistorical" by Wranploer standards
21:15.46IrskaadForm18http://jamblichus.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/tadpoles.jpg dis?
21:15.47KuzushimasuThey're fully formed by about 260 days
21:15.54KuzushimasuAye
21:16.06OluapPlayerMake one in Spore
21:16.06LotGWhat are those tadpoles doing on the ground?
21:16.09OluapPlayer:>
21:16.10LotGThey should be in water
21:16.11IrskaadForm18picks up some of them, and watches them grow
21:16.19KuzushimasuBy 260 days a Zí-Jittorám spawn is about...
21:16.22KuzushimasuLemme see
21:16.24Kuzushimasu0.5m tall
21:16.33MonetDraconis reproductive cycles are the same as most reptiles. They are in heat only once a year.
21:16.34KuzushimasuStill very fleshy from the growth
21:16.40KuzushimasuTheir bodies harden by about 400 days
21:16.41OluapPlayerWranploer and Zí-Jittorám get more similar as time goes
21:17.00ShalonarImperion tadpoles are ~20 cm
21:17.13zillafire101aline biology is so fun! ^^
21:17.14Cyrannian|Awayhttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120417171427/spore/images/b/b4/AnteddyDvottie.png
21:17.15LotGFunny because when Zazane females reach their first heat, they stay in heat until they die.
21:17.22KuzushimasuBy age 12 they're 4m tall with the weight of 10 men
21:17.24ShalonarAnd they grow into what is essentially a teen Imperione
21:17.35OluapPlayerCyrannian|Away: make section dam u
21:17.39ShalonarIn matter of months
21:17.57Cyrannian|AwayI'm thinking of making it a subpage
21:18.05KuzushimasuZí-Jittorám cannot reproduce with other species
21:18.06OluapPlayerjust make it nnngh
21:18.14MonetDraconis egg is something like 40cm tall. They reach one metre by age 10 and full size after 40 years.
21:18.14KuzushimasuMainly because other species cannot produce 1 million spawn
21:18.23OluapPlayerZí-Jittorám - gimme some sugar    Wranploer - geezush
21:18.32IrskaadForm18So, what would happen if I pick up just one of said spawn?
21:18.39KuzushimasuNothing
21:18.40ShalonarAntedvottie?
21:18.46IrskaadForm18Awesome
21:18.55KuzushimasuAlthough you'd probably kill it with the chemicals on your hands
21:19.00OluapPlayerAn angry Zí-Jittorám parent, probably
21:19.02IrskaadForm18D:
21:19.12OluapPlayerUnless they don't care for their tadpoles
21:19.26KuzushimasuCourse they care...mostly
21:19.38KuzushimasuBy age 12 its 'FUCK OFF I HAVE TO GO MAKE 1 MILLION MORE CHILDREN'
21:19.40IrskaadForm18puts the next one in a plastic bag so that he won't kill him
21:19.45MonetThe mother stops 24/7 care after 10 years and the entire family takes over.
21:19.47OluapPlayerlol
21:19.54KuzushimasuZí-Spawn - *dies from suffocation*
21:20.07MonetIt was in a plastic bag stoopid.
21:20.14LotGZí-Jittorám sound like councillite mothers
21:20.17OluapPlayerFamilies are very important for the Wranploer
21:20.19IrskaadForm18D: /me puts the next one in a bowl
21:20.24zillafire101Nice irksaad
21:20.27OluapPlayerVolim was extremely angry when his kids died
21:20.37Cyrannian|Awayputs the bowl in the dishwasher
21:20.44LotGlol
21:20.45IrskaadForm18Wat don't!
21:20.51KuzushimasuZí-Jittorám live indefinitely as their life cycle is believed to reincarnate themselves similar to how jellyfish do it
21:20.51zillafire101This can't end well.
21:21.00Cyrannian|AwayIt serves you right for kidnapping sentient children.
21:21.05KuzushimasuAlthough of course the person dies
21:21.33OluapPlayerCyrannian|Away: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/2/2a/Asgord_Pits.png I'll throw you here if you don't write
21:21.38KuzushimasuZí-Spawn - *growth accelerates massively and breaks out of the dishwasher* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
21:21.39IrskaadForm18butbutbut Zi-Jittorám are awesome
21:21.43IrskaadForm18YAY
21:21.56*** join/#sporewiki Shalonar (~MindScrew@host-156-152-66-217.spbmts.ru)
21:21.57IrskaadForm18hugs the Zí-Spawn
21:21.57LotGZazane mothers raise the egg inside their bodies, like snakes
21:21.59KuzushimasuZí-Jittorám - *Decapitates Irsk with his tongue*
21:22.04IrskaadForm18AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
21:22.09MonetAnd that is why you should never flush your dead fish down the toilet.
21:22.22zillafire101clones irskaad back to life.
21:22.30LotGWhen the egg hatches, the baby comes out of the mother's...area, as well as the remnants of the egg
21:22.31zillafire101Why am i always doing this?
21:22.41IrskaadForm18Me - Why was he angry at me, it wasn't me who put him in the dishwasher...
21:23.06KuzushimasuZí-Jittorám lifespan as their most prominent form is unknown
21:23.12LotGSo Zazane mothers have to push out not just a heavy baby, but also fragments of hard egg.
21:23.20zillafire101Oh god.
21:23.21MonetOuch.
21:23.28OluapPlayerEw
21:23.34Cyrannian|Awaynasti
21:23.34KuzushimasuZí-Jittorám - SPAWN OUT OF THE MOUTH DAMMIT ITS EASIER
21:23.45zillafire101I just losed my breakfast.
21:23.59OluapPlayerWranploer - Aye. *spits eggs like Super Mario Bros 2's Birdo*
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21:24.09IrskaadForm18Yay Impy
21:24.21MonetHmm, 6 eggs each 40cm by 25cm... I think I made the eggs too big.
21:24.22zillafire101mario bros 2 was the only one i could beat.
21:24.27KuzushimasuIt's probably 40,000 - 50,000 years for a Zí-Jittorám
21:24.34Cyrannian|AwayDvottie mothers spin around a lot until a flock of babies magically appear in an explosion of flowers
21:24.36OluapPlayeroldie
21:24.43KuzushimasuAlthough no Zí-Jittorám is known to have lived that long
21:24.54LotGZí-Jellyfish
21:25.00KuzushimasuSkhánaróton's Spawnmother is probably 12,000 - 13,000
21:25.11OluapPlayerThere's a Spawnmother?
21:25.22MonetOk, so on average Draconis lay 6 eggs each oen being 20cm tall. "Look at the size of mah egg!"
21:25.22KuzushimasuWhich means Skhánaróton has an innumerable number of sibligns
21:25.26Kuzushimasu*siblings
21:25.33OluapPlayerAlvino Brood Mother - took ma jeeeerb
21:25.41KuzushimasuYeah Zí-Jittorám do not remember Spawnmothers though
21:25.55LotGZazane Mother - You lay your eggs, we grow it inside ourselves!
21:25.56zillafire101Christmas cards must be akward for all of them.
21:25.59OluapPlayerCommander Dood is angry because he never got to hug his mom
21:26.05Cyrannian|Awayhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Dark_Times/Year_Two/Deal_with_the_Devil
21:26.05IrskaadForm18has a Kraw hatchling - "Who wants one? And he's not for killing."
21:26.11KuzushimasuConsidering in a 50,000 year life cycle Zí-Jittorám spawn probably 80 - 90 million spawn
21:26.12Cyrannian|AwayI do
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21:26.26OluapPlayerdat paeg
21:26.31IrskaadForm18gives the hatchling to Cyrannian
21:26.31Cyrannian|Awaytakes a Kraw hatchling and eats it
21:26.32OluapPlayerWRITE IN IT NAAAAAAAO
21:26.36MonetOn the opposite end, a Draconis hatchling will remember theri broodmother instinctively.
21:26.36zillafire101~irskaadform18 I'll tak 2
21:26.43IrskaadForm18I said he wasn't for killing!
21:26.44OluapPlayerCommanders  Dvottie King   Dvottie Queen   Dvottie Prince
21:26.44Cyrannian|Awayeats all the other hatchlings also
21:26.45OluapPlayerdum
21:26.47LotGDvottie King   Dvottie Queen   Dvottie Prince
21:26.49IrskaadForm18gives them to ZIlla
21:26.52KuzushimasuAnd often the Spawnmother is chosen by their appearance and as such Spawnmothers are rare occurances
21:27.01zillafire101yay!
21:27.07ShalonarRadeon cubs are small and cute, but they got claws
21:27.14zillafire101trains them to be his personall bodygaurds.
21:27.19KuzushimasuZí-Jittorám Females that spawn and are not Spawnmothers are executed along with the spawn
21:27.25OluapPlayerDracogonarious, Spinker and Bonio all lay eggs normally
21:27.27zillafire101I will name one Snake, and the other Falcon.
21:27.28Shalonar1.30 am
21:27.39OluapPlayerZoles too
21:27.39ShalonarSky is blue
21:27.39KuzushimasuThe male literally just stomps on her chest and then the egg
21:27.41IrskaadForm18Snake - :3   Falcon - Rawr
21:27.46OluapPlayerNiaka too but they also have a crapton of eggs
21:27.47ShalonarWHAT KIND OF HERESY IS THIS
21:27.50IrskaadForm18Shalonar: WOT
21:28.14OluapPlayerNot as many as a Zí-Jittorám but still a lot
21:28.15IrskaadForm18Seriously?!
21:28.33KuzushimasuThe population of Zí-Jittorám is close to 10 - 11 trillion
21:28.37KuzushimasuIf not more
21:28.42zillafire101dang
21:28.51OluapPlayerI expected it to be lower
21:28.56MonetAnd I thought Draconsi ahd a reputation for being busy.
21:28.57OluapPlayerSince they're all violentfaic
21:28.57KuzushimasuYou can see why the Cult wanted them
21:28.58IrskaadForm18Falcon - :D
21:29.14KuzushimasuCult - MAKE MORE CHILDREN AND THEN INVINCIBLE ARMY
21:29.18KuzushimasuZí-Jittorám - wat
21:29.28Cyrannian|Awayhttp://images.wikia.com/spore/images/6/6e/Deal_with_the_Devil_01.png - This will keep y'all occupied while I work on the story.
21:29.29IrskaadForm18Snake - army :3
21:29.29OluapPlayerlol
21:29.51OluapPlayerpew pew!
21:30.00IrskaadForm18Falcon - pew
21:30.06KuzushimasuZí-Jittorám planets are quite dense
21:30.07MonetNot me, I want to explore Alderaan
21:30.28KuzushimasuFor the part where there are Zí-Jittorám
21:30.35IrskaadForm18Snake - *Nibbles on Monet's leg*
21:30.39LotGI'm feeling depressed again
21:30.42MonetIf there was any planet I could comapre Alcanti to , it would be Alderaan.
21:30.43IrskaadForm18Why?
21:30.45LotGSo I'm gonna go
21:30.58MonetLotG:Goodnight
21:31.03zillafire101takes his 2 kraw hatchlings to his persoanl fortress on the Moon
21:31.10LotGCya later guys, might be on later idk
21:31.15zillafire101cya
21:31.16IrskaadForm18Snake: fortress :3
21:31.27zillafire101^^
21:32.39zillafire101what i found funny is how the Dead Watch wanna join the devourer's Chosen, and the CHosen is just like "wat"
21:33.01IrskaadForm18Falcon - ch-chosen
21:33.15zillafire101You cans top now.
21:33.17MonetWhen you consider that Draconis can live for 700 years withotu cybernetics, that is a lot of potential kids.
21:33.18KuzushimasuAnyway back to Strip Clubs
21:33.19zillafire101*stop
21:33.26IrskaadForm18*Both stop*
21:33.26zillafire101Yay!
21:33.29Kuzushimasu:>
21:33.45KuzushimasuYeah Skhánaróton in a Strip Club
21:33.48KuzushimasuOne word of advice
21:33.55KuzushimasuGET EVERYONE OUT OF THERE NOW
21:33.58zillafire101=_=
21:34.13OluapPlayerSkhánaróton - Y DERE NO STRIPPERS
21:34.24KuzushimasuHe'll kill everyone
21:34.41KuzushimasuLeave him asleep on top of one of the podiums for the night
21:34.46KuzushimasuJust leave him there
21:35.05KuzushimasuIt's your best bet
21:35.10zillafire101What if you wake him up?
21:35.18KuzushimasuHe'll kill you
21:35.24MonetHe rips your head off.
21:35.24KuzushimasuMost likely eat you
21:35.27zillafire101Challenge accepted.
21:35.32KuzushimasuRip your head off and eat you
21:35.38zillafire101nom
21:35.50KuzushimasuOluapPlayer: You know the barnacles from Half-Life
21:36.04KuzushimasuThink insta-kill and 100x speed
21:36.15KuzushimasuAnd you have a Zí-Jittorám mouth
21:36.18OluapPlayerKuzushimasu: geezush
21:36.40MonetDraconis attitudes to porn might be lax. Sex outside family is REALLY BAD but seeing as how they can mate with in-laws.I can't imagine they are too sex-mad.
21:36.41KuzushimasuAlthough shooting the head won't have bones coming out of it
21:36.49OluapPlayerMeh http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/b/b5/Z%C3%AD-Tadpole.png
21:37.03Cyrannian|Awayohlol
21:37.05KuzushimasuShieeeeet
21:37.19KuzushimasuWorld's scariest tadpole
21:37.57OluapPlayerZí-Tadpole - :c no u ugly
21:37.58IrskaadForm18:3
21:39.27zillafire101Can i haz tadpole?
21:39.31IrskaadForm18^
21:39.50OluapPlayernu
21:39.57IrskaadForm18y
21:40.08KuzushimasuBecause you'll be eaten in two years
21:40.27IrskaadForm18:(
21:40.27zillafire101I just want to turn it into a gaintic beast of destruction who will do my biding.
21:40.37KuzushimasuYeah but it won't
21:40.59KuzushimasuThe Zí-Jittorám will realize you're like a rag doll to them and then rip you to shreds
21:41.08zillafire101hmmmmm.
21:41.12IrskaadForm18How would he?
21:41.34zillafire101tranvsvers his intelligence into a much stronger body.
21:41.38IrskaadForm18I'd be very nice to my tadpole
21:41.51zillafire101Same here.
21:41.58IrskaadForm18^
21:42.01MonetQuestion for Star Wars buffs: How big ase nerfs?
21:42.10KuzushimasuBecause well he'd be well over a metre taller than you
21:42.11Monetare*
21:42.28KuzushimasuHave biological defenses that could kill a Rhino with one punch
21:42.54KuzushimasuBiologically superior in every way
21:42.59KuzushimasuAnd they're nasty by nature
21:43.05KuzushimasuSo it would kill you and eat you
21:43.09OluapPlayernom
21:43.10zillafire101I'm nastier.
21:43.12IrskaadForm18What would be his first signs of aggression?
21:43.13KuzushimasuSocilaization aside
21:43.26MonetZi - U are a pathetic parent *nom*
21:43.27KuzushimasuZí-Jittorám don't present any expression
21:43.49zillafire101adds godzilla's dna to make himself stronger.
21:43.56KuzushimasuBecause they cannot use facial expressions
21:44.04OluapPlayerThey don't rally have faces
21:44.10KuzushimasuExactly
21:44.11OluapPlayerreally
21:44.16IrskaadForm18His first signs of physical aggression
21:44.22zillafire101Eating you
21:44.24OluapPlayerPunching you through a wall
21:44.30KuzushimasuYeah
21:44.36zillafire101Jittoram Punch!
21:44.43KuzushimasuTearing your head off and playing basketball with it
21:44.49IrskaadForm18D:
21:45.12IrskaadForm18So the first thing he'd do is kill me?
21:45.15KuzushimasuYou wouldn't know if a Zí-Jittorám is angry or not
21:45.19OluapPlayerAnd if you're an Akvii, skipping rope with you
21:45.22zillafire101Cooking you into soup.
21:45.35KuzushimasuWhich is one of the main reasons why the BCN would steer clear of them
21:45.55KuzushimasuWranploer might be able to note some signs of anger considering their bodies are similar
21:45.58OluapPlayerWranploer could know via languange since the two can understand each other without translators
21:46.04KuzushimasuOh god hivemind
21:46.09IrskaadForm18Silly Akvii - *Picks up some tadpoles to keep, not realizing that one of them is a Zí-spawn*
21:46.12OluapPlayerduhu
21:47.20KuzushimasuIf you swallow a Zí-Spawn your conditions inside your body might be well enough for a Zí-Jittorám to grow
21:47.28KuzushimasuBoom
21:47.31IrskaadForm18Oshi
21:47.35MonetYikes
21:47.36KuzushimasuChestburster
21:48.01KuzushimasuZí-Jittorám fluids inside the egg are highly acidic and warm
21:48.33KuzushimasuZí-Jittorám inside the human body could latch onto the walls of your stomach
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21:48.53KuzushimasuBy 150 days it could burrow out of your body like a fork in cake
21:48.57OluapPlayerngh yuk
21:49.06IrskaadForm18Immense pain
21:49.13KuzushimasuYou'd be dead
21:49.37KuzushimasuIt might make a straight exit out of the esophagus and straight out of your head
21:49.53IrskaadForm18D:
21:49.55KuzushimasuZí-Spawn - ohai
21:50.04MonetAnd then nom your corpse.
21:50.08KuzushimasuYeah
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21:50.27KuzushimasuThe nourishment from a human body could keep it growing until it is fully formed
21:50.30IrskaadForm18I just wanted to have a xhofic friend...
21:50.32CatfaceSorry, I had to leave real quick.
21:50.35KuzushimasuAnd what a time to join the convo
21:50.49OluapPlayerlolol
21:50.52Catfacexhofic friend?
21:51.03KuzushimasuWhich now I think about it could be a powerful Zí-Jittorám weapon
21:51.33KuzushimasuWell no it can't
21:51.35KuzushimasuIt takes two to tango
21:52.00MonetY'see this is the problem with rooting for evil chracters - theyhardly ever feel the same way!
21:52.07KuzushimasuAlthough if let's say 300 of them are inside of you you'd expect to explode within 50 days
21:52.24KuzushimasuOf course
21:52.35KuzushimasuNo one is going to eat a Zí-Spawn
21:52.36Kuzushimasuu dum
21:52.48CatfaceOluapPlayer: What was your reply to my question before I left.
21:53.07OluapPlayerI said yes
21:53.31Catfacek
21:54.02MonetXho: I might have come close between Alpha and Arsac.
21:54.21Kuzushimasu?
21:55.06MonetArsac and Apha are getting along... kind-of.
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21:55.23Xho_IRC exploded
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21:55.36OluapPlayer_dum irc
21:55.40Monet[22:55] <Monet> Arsac and Apha are getting along... kind-of.
21:55.50MonetAlpha, rather.
21:56.04zillafire101I want a clone
21:56.24IrskaadForm18You have 2 Kraw
21:56.39zillafire101good piont.
21:56.57zillafire101But while I'm conqueoring the world, My clone can take care of them.
21:57.36MonetIrskaad: Arsac's trick is simple. Don't be a total pansy.
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21:58.43OluapPlayerXho_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPpdrrbf0UY
21:58.44IrskaadForm18SIGMA
22:00.52OluapPlayerCyrannian|Away: Technobliterator: Tell dat wapta imma writ bout drelas tomoz
22:02.24MonetIrskaad: I think Kithworto would be open to fighting TCC again given che chance.
22:02.48IrskaadForm18Yay ^^
22:03.00OluapPlayerdum that's not a good thing
22:03.28IrskaadForm18It's Kitworto, of course it's a good thing
22:03.29Wormy_homeworkDistrict 9 is a good film.
22:03.41zillafire101I thought it was ok.
22:03.50Xho_Kithworto dammit
22:04.46MonetNow you're missing out both 'h's.
22:05.00MonetThere is a h in there.
22:05.17Wormy_homeworkKittyworts
22:05.58MonetKithworto & TCC fighting would not be the same as Tyraz and Arsac fighting.
22:06.22IrskaadForm18Why not?
22:06.40IrskaadForm18http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1p3fsigF74 Like this song
22:06.50MonetBecause Tyraz genuinely likes Arsac.
22:06.55OluapPlayerThis makes me think
22:07.05OluapPlayerWe gotta make Arsac and Geltastra fight some day
22:07.13IrskaadForm18GO GELTASTRA
22:07.23LakazIt's official. I've found the saddest video on all of youtube. But it requires you to have watched death note to actually get it...
22:07.43Cyrannian|Awaydum, Oluap give the Tiranozark creature png
22:07.51OluapPlayerngh
22:08.14Cyrannian|AwayI want to make them wobots
22:08.32OluapPlayerhttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/f/ff/Tiranozark_Creature.png dere
22:09.06zillafire101Lakaz:I always thoguth Godzilla's death was the saddest thing ever.
22:09.29MonetUnless you played Homeworld I challenge you on that!
22:09.56LakazZillafire101: Not seen it, i'm afraid. But chances are this is infinately sadder.
22:10.42zillafire101sorry, but i doudbt it.
22:10.49IrskaadForm18I wonder, where is Dimension 176 located?
22:11.34OluapPlayerIn another dimension
22:11.42MonetHow am I supposed to know.
22:12.14IrskaadForm18http://chat.deviantart.com/chat/Dimension176 Nevermind I found it
22:13.00zillafire101gotta go
22:13.02MonetI made that channel for business.
22:13.58OluapPlayerXho_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELxqcWMhOZM
22:14.03IrskaadForm18"business" Why am I reminded of my goal of getting a job
22:14.20MonetWhich is one of the reasons why I am not making it easily discoverable.
22:14.51Xho_My god
22:14.52Xho_Waht
22:15.39OluapPlayerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ExXlvjV18Y This will be stuck in your head
22:16.42IrskaadForm18WOAH NICE TECHNO
22:17.10OluapPlayerXho_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqQ1icDqhq8
22:17.58Xho_Zí-Jittorám can now make Dispensers
22:18.28OluapPlayerSkhánaneer
22:18.46Xho_Skhánaneer - SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
22:19.30OluapPlayerVolim - POOTIS PENSER HEER
22:19.36IrskaadForm18Me - *Looks at the dispenser, then opens it*
22:20.26OluapPlayerXho_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irAoV3xWZng
22:21.38Cyrannian|Awayhttp://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/3/30/Assimilated_Tiranozark.png - wobot
22:22.17OluapPlayertiwanobot
22:24.22IrskaadForm18Yay a vermulan
22:24.30MonetSilly irskaad, that's not how you use a dispenser.
22:24.42IrskaadForm18Then how do you use one?
22:24.57MonetStuffp ops out and you grab it.
22:25.20IrskaadForm18Oh.
22:25.36WormyLike a pez dispenser
22:25.48IrskaadForm18Oh
22:26.14Wormyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pez
22:26.50MonetPlay TF2 more.
22:27.15IrskaadForm18I want Dota 2 though
22:28.32MonetI thought you didn't liek fantasy?
22:28.44IrskaadForm18But Dota 2 is so awesome
22:29.08MonetAnd Skyrim isn't?
22:29.12IrskaadForm18Nope
22:29.41OluapPlayerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYKEPMGxXog
22:29.47MonetEven though both involve fighting fantasticmosnters?
22:29.56OluapPlayerDota 2 is pure fantasy
22:30.27IrskaadForm18I haven't seen a fantastic monster in skyrim and Dota 2 has loadas
22:30.29IrskaadForm18loads*
22:30.36MonetUhh DRAGONS
22:30.53IrskaadForm18I got bored of dragons over the years
22:31.15OluapPlayerDota 2 has dragons
22:31.15MonetThey're still calssed as fantastic.
22:31.26OluapPlayerXho_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iovPM5e77xo Beware
22:31.33MonetThere's also werewolves, vampires, zombies, ghouls etc.
22:31.40IrskaadForm18So cliché
22:31.41Cyrannian|AwayIrskaadForm18: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZqXKZOS2jQ - Watch this, it's awesome
22:32.25OluapPlayerwerewolves, vampires, zombies, ghouls
22:32.28OluapPlayerDota 2 has all of these
22:32.53IrskaadForm18At least we can pick which heroes we want to play as
22:33.03OluapPlayerLycanthrope, Night Stalker, Undying and Lifestealer
22:33.51MonetYou can create your own hero in Skyrim.
22:34.03Cyrannian|Awayhttp://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/0f/Assimilated_Cargura.png - moar wobots
22:34.08OluapPlayerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPdTY1C7d4c = Xho
22:34.40IrskaadForm18??? = Irsk?
22:34.41OluapPlayerngh
22:34.45OluapPlayerNot cute anymore
22:34.56Xho_O RLY
22:35.33OluapPlayerYA RLY
22:35.43*** join/#sporewiki Catface (459a6f06@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.154.111.6)
22:35.45MonetYou can be the man you always wanted to be in the land of Skyrim.
22:35.55CatfaceHi
22:36.02IrskaadForm18Dota2Dota2Dota2
22:36.08CatfaceIf I'm ever in the ER this is how you can cheer me up http://i.imgur.com/PggrJ.gif
22:36.33Xho_Okay i'm laughing at this too much
22:36.43IrskaadForm18Lol
22:37.37Cyrannian|AwayZillum - :DDD
22:38.00Xho_ENGINEER IS KREDIT TO DIK
22:38.09OluapPlayerHECK YES
22:38.21MonetAdmit it irsk, you mainly like DotA2 because Oluap plays it.
22:38.26Xho_WHO TOUCHED MY DIK
22:38.31OluapPlayerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U44m3sEWsAk&feature=channel&list=UL
22:38.52IrskaadForm18At first I was like "Dota 2 - Fighting game? Meh" but I saw the heros and "OMG I WANT DOTA 2
22:38.53IrskaadForm18"
22:39.06Xho_Sorry I can't watch that
22:39.12Xho_I'm laughing way too hard at the moment
22:39.21Catfacehttp://i.imgur.com/v8dfs.jpg
22:39.24OluapPlayerDota 2 ain't a fighting game
22:39.25Xho_Alright I gotta go
22:39.29OluapPlayerbai
22:39.35CatfaceBye
22:39.35Xho_I'll see you...Friday I guess
22:39.40IrskaadForm18:_(
22:39.48OluapPlayerI'll eats your fiction until then
22:39.50OluapPlayer*eat
22:39.50CatfaceFriday, frida
22:39.54IrskaadForm18I now know it isn't
22:40.05MonetSome noble jt cried out "I would rather see Alderaan blown to pieces than submot to the Empire".
22:40.09Monetjust*
22:40.31MonetCue 4000 years later...
22:41.13CatfaceHe hexed the whole planet!
22:41.32WormyMonet: I'm going to make that creation.  First of all, are you in need of starships, or industrial facilities?
22:42.08MonetProbably starships.
22:42.40MonetAnd I just buried him under a mountain of rubble because Argundil is a dick like that.
22:42.58OluapPlayerI just noticed I have one of my own videos as a favorite
22:43.09OluapPlayerhow dis possibru
22:44.00WormyYou were hacked.
22:44.22OluapPlayerI blame you
22:44.49CatfaceWormy: I love this picture http://www.zadan.nl/pics/party2/party2.jpg
22:45.14Cyrannian|Awayhttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/3/35/Assimilated_Races.png - maor
22:45.16WormyWho is guy in white
22:45.30MonetI don't think it's entirely wise to like a game jt for who you play.
22:45.36Monetjust*
22:45.50CatfaceColonel Sanders.
22:46.06IrskaadForm18It's not because of Ko
22:46.08OluapPlayerYou make assimilated Cargula just because I called them cute :c
22:46.18IrskaadForm18It's because it is awesome
22:46.31CatfaceThey talked about chickens.
22:47.15Monethave you played it yet?
22:47.41IrskaadForm18No because I has no invites yet
22:48.23MonetYou might liek Skyrim if you give it a chance.
22:48.41IrskaadForm18I'm not spending 50€ on Skyrim
22:49.12MonetIs there a demo somewhere?
22:49.22IrskaadForm18I don't think so
22:50.10WormyI read somewhere that the Draconis developed a wormhole and then came in contact with the First Gigaquadarnt, where was written?
22:50.33WormyPerhaps I'll mke something wormhole realted
22:50.43CatfaceI'm waiting for Skyrim's price to go down. It will be just as good when it does as it is now.
22:51.15MonetIrskaad: You never know unless you look.
22:51.37Wormy<PROTECTED>
22:51.39IrskaadForm18There's no way I can play skyrim without blowing money on it so...
22:52.06MonetAnd I thought you liekd ThePirateBay.
22:52.07CatfaceWell its not like you have any major bills to pay.
22:52.22IrskaadForm18I don't use it to pirate games
22:52.31IrskaadForm18I have no job...
22:52.51CatfaceGet one.
22:52.54Monetyet you're fanaticalyl against it getting blocked?
22:52.55CatfaceI got a job.
22:53.25IrskaadForm18And what's with you all trying to tempt me away from a game I truly like in favor of a game I'd get bored with?   And cat, it's really hard to get a job
22:53.27CatfaceMonet: http://i.imgur.com/RwiOz.jpg
22:53.30MonetWormy: The Draconis' first intergalactic wormhole was to the Kraw Galaxy. I do regret it though.
22:53.48WormyI don't think Irsk likes High Fantasy anyway.
22:54.19CatfaceI like high fantasy.
22:54.25WormyAlthough you liked the Dwarven cities, I remember in a discussion.
22:54.41IrskaadForm18Still, it'd take ages to find it
22:55.49CatfaceWormy: http://i.imgur.com/vleKJ.jpg
22:56.21WormyTrololol!
22:56.41MonetWarhammer is really just high-fantasy in space.
22:57.01Catface^
22:57.11WormyDraconis wormholes are still Einstein Rosen bridges are they?
22:57.26IrskaadForm18Warhammer is awesome though
22:57.36IrskaadForm18I don't see any awesomeness in Skyrim sorry
22:57.54WormyThere are many types of wormhole...  The DCP use Morris-Thorne type.
22:57.56MonetI admit I do like the sophistication of Cyrodil.
22:58.01Catfacegoes down a hole and locks the door
22:58.09MonetWormy: They are.
22:58.23IrskaadForm18Seriously - WHY ARE YOU ALL TRYING TO CHANGE MY TASTES - Yes... I went that far...
22:58.58MonetOkay you are greeting frustrated.
22:59.05IrskaadForm18Yes I am.
22:59.12MonetI'm just thinking you coud lopen your palette more.
22:59.25Monetcould open*
22:59.27IrskaadForm18My pallette is open enhough thank you very muc
22:59.29IrskaadForm18much*
23:00.22CatfaceIf you didn't know what we where talking about that comment would sound dirty.
23:00.57Wormylol
23:01.24MonetI am always open to new things.
23:02.05IrskaadForm18Though stop trying to change me.
23:02.26CatfaceHow is trying to show you something you might like changing you?
23:02.36CatfaceNo one is telling you to stop liking the things you like.
23:02.59MonetIn fact i'm saying if you like DotA you might like Skyrim.
23:03.07CatfaceI remember when Wormy hated minecraft.
23:03.19IrskaadForm18The two have nothing in common except for it being fantasy
23:03.55MonetOnly one thing in common? Somehow I doubt that.
23:04.31MonetAnd efen if 'being fantasy' is the only thing in common ,that's a pretty gigantic thing.
23:05.11IrskaadForm18Still, both are immensely diffrent
23:05.57Catfacehttp://i.imgur.com/7KmII.jpg
23:06.17MonetIs there anything you can do in DotA other than kill stuff and get your character better equipment?
23:07.09Cyrannian|AwayGuys, if Irskaad wants to hate a thing he has never tried or experienced for no apparent reason, and at this rate never will, let him.
23:07.10OluapPlayerHm
23:07.14OluapPlayerNot really bo
23:07.15OluapPlayerno
23:07.19WormyTo be fair often (although may not be the case for true sci-fi) the only difference between a sci-fi and a fantasy is the setting.
23:07.59OluapPlayerThis conversation is irritating me and making me feel sorry for the fantasyverse
23:09.03WormyLasers, mechas, mad scientists - magicka, ridden animals, wizards
23:09.26Wormy*magicka being thunderbolts
23:09.43OluapPlayerI hurl thunderbolts at Cyrannian|Away in a constant basis
23:10.03Cyrannian|Awayand my brain turned out good at thinkin stof
23:10.57OluapPlayerHe will get a pretty nasty surprise when he starts playing Dota 2, that's for sure
23:11.03WormyI like the captured thunderbolt in that funny film about the witches and the girl from the star.
23:11.08OluapPlayerThe mechanics are very newbie-unfriendly, and so is the community
23:11.17WormyWhats that film called?
23:11.18OluapPlayerDota's community is one of the harshest I know
23:12.52WormyOh this is gonna be good http://www.hardsf.org/index.htm
23:13.03WormyA site for Hard SF tech
23:13.04MonetOuch.
23:13.43OluapPlayerDota's a kind of game where you're either good or terrible
23:14.00Monetreminds me of DoW's ranked matches.
23:14.10CatfaceHard Sci-fi can get depressing for me at times.
23:15.05OluapPlayerIrsk ragequitted TF2 because he found it too hard
23:15.10OluapPlayerI bet the same will happen to Dota 2
23:15.48MonetI was just there for the sport.
23:15.50CatfaceTF2 isn't that hard once you play it for a while.
23:16.30Cyrannian|Away<PROTECTED>
23:17.58MonetDoes this happen often with him: Pick up a game, play it, not like it instantly, give up.
23:22.33CatfaceI think so.
23:23.37Cyrannian|Awayhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Dark_Times/Year_Two/Deal_with_the_Devil - First part
23:23.44OluapPlayeryeyeyey
23:24.48CatfaceI wanna do something in fiction.
23:25.07CatfaceI did enjoy finishing that war with OP.
23:27.50OluapPlayerMortikran dum
23:28.54Cyrannianmortikran raeps
23:29.50OluapPlayerngh
23:30.09OluapPlayergiant shark man running after Claire Rambo
23:32.39Cyrannianhttp://images.wikia.com/spore/images/5/55/Battle_of_Ramhall_06.png - Mortikran - dat ass
23:32.57OluapPlayeryus
23:36.19CatfaceOP: http://i.imgur.com/EfoIm.gif
23:36.34OluapPlayerwat
23:37.19*** join/#sporewiki IrskAndroid (~Irskaad@a95-93-73-54.cpe.netcabo.pt)
23:37.30IrskAndroid.bak
23:37.37CyrannianWelcome back.
23:37.45IrskAndroid^^
23:38.14CatfaceHi
23:38.33IrskAndroidEek a cat
23:38.56CatfaceTwo airships just spawned next to eachother. It looks like an invasion.
23:44.45CatfaceWormy: Minecraftia is being invaded! http://i48.tinypic.com/208k38o.png
23:45.38WormyGets some buckets of boiling tar
23:51.05Cyrannianhttp://cyrannian.deviantart.com/ - I maed a new journal entry
23:51.24OluapPlayerbet it's dum
23:51.46OluapPlayer"three months of Oluap shouting ''Finish paegs grrrr'' "
23:51.52OluapPlayersqueaks like a fangirl
23:52.07Cyrannianlol
23:59.15CyrannianIrskAndroid: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:IRC/Quotes#Xho.27s_Fear

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