IRC log for #sporewiki on 20120523

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00:53.41Reebutt17http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs3vVeA0gDc&feature=g-all-lik
01:46.49FalcoPunch~seen Tybusen
01:46.50infobottybusen is currently on #sporewiki (3h 13m 29s). Has said a total of 10 messages. Is idling for 2h 54m 58s, last said: 'They stop being pissed off and warlike?'.
01:49.38FalcoPunchcalls for Jovar1
01:57.03FalcoPunchcalls for Jovar1
02:09.17FalcoPunchCALLS FOR JOVAR!!!
02:09.35FalcoPunchI am definitely not a part of one of these hiveminds
02:11.58FalcoPunchTybusen
02:18.29FalcoPunchTybusen
02:24.38FalcoPunchI'm pregnant
02:24.50FalcoPunchand you're the father, Tybusen
02:25.05FalcoPunchAnd I'm going to name him Jessica.
02:26.27FalcoPunchAnd he's going to be the cutest sheman on this side of the moon
02:28.10FalcoPunchhe's gonna be really creeped out when he sees this
02:35.53FalcoPunchI'm all alone
02:36.19FalcoPunchSomeone is reading these messages right now, probably through the SporeWiki logs.
02:36.22FalcoPunchI see you.
02:36.30FalcoPunchThrough the screen.
02:36.35FalcoPunchReading.
02:36.42FalcoPunchWonder what the hell is going on.
02:36.52FalcoPunchI'm bored now.
02:36.53FalcoPunchBye
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05:24.12ACraftyPandaHey guys
05:24.44ACraftyPandaReebutt17, Tybusen, either of you guys involved in the Andromeda War?
05:24.50TybusenI am
05:26.07ACraftyPandaHmm... gonna have to check their involvement. Can you give me a basic idea of the TIAF's motivations in the war? It's for a future contribution of my own.
05:26.47TybusenThe TIAF's original motivation was to obtain the Artifacts to keep them out of the hands of Wental.
05:27.24TybusenHowever, the TIAF realized their error in judgement on that and their motivation to stay in the war now is to help the AGC defend Andromeda from the Grox threat.
05:27.27ACraftyPandaWhich are now part of the Union of Mecholife, correct?
05:27.38TybusenYes, Wental is part of the Mecholife now.
05:27.47ACraftyPandaRight. That works perfectly
05:28.11TybusenWhat are you planning?
05:28.22ACraftyPandaHere's the basic idea: The Fordanta originally remilitarised to be able to defeat the Grox and gain revenge for their near eradication two millennia ago.
05:28.50ACraftyPandaThing is, once the Meta-Emperor gets pimp-handed, they no longer need such a strong military. Many Fordanta will change paths, since they no longer need to avenge their kin.
05:29.30Reebutt17the fall of the Meta-Emperor does not go about so quickly
05:29.33ACraftyPandaSo in other words, once the Meta Emperor gets defeated, the civilian side of the Fordanta will step to the fore, helping the rest of the galaxy recover from the Grox invasion in a more domestic sense
05:29.45Reebutt17I see...
05:29.49ACraftyPandaReebutt17: But it IS certain.
05:29.53Reebutt17Indeed
05:29.57Reebutt17actually
05:29.59Reebutt17what I meant is
05:30.05TybusenAnd how does the TIAF tie in with this?
05:30.20ACraftyPandaThe TIAF were fighting against the Grox. As far as the Fordanta are concerned, that makes them allies.
05:30.23Reebutt17there is still a part in the New Grox Wars between the fall of the Meta-Emperor and the part before the fall of the Meta-Emperor
05:30.40ACraftyPandaI was basically wondering if I should add the TIAF to the list of races the Fordanta are helping.
05:31.09TybusenThe TIAF is technically neutral with the AGC, but the TIAF supports the AGC campaign now.
05:31.24TybusenSo I suppose the Fordanta are helping them as well.
05:32.23ACraftyPandaThe Fordanta put great stock in the phrase "The enemy of my enemy is my friend, for now."
05:33.09TybusenThing is though that the TIAF legitimately wants to be friends with the AGC even after the war, it's just that the "enemy of my enemy" logic is the reason for their cooperation right now.
05:33.46ACraftyPandaIt's enough for the Fordanta. Plus they have good relations to the Zazane and so could act as mediators.
05:35.04TybusenTIAF and Fordanta were on relatively good terms before, right?
05:37.41ACraftyPandaThey weren't on bad terms, which is close enough I guess.
05:38.18ACraftyPandaFor the Fordanta at the moment, there's just people they're killing and people they're not. True alliances e.t.c. come later.
05:42.33ACraftyPandaSo yeah, the Fordanta will probably help the Tybusen establish diplomatic relationships with the AGC, as well as help restore any damage caused by the Grox/anybody else they picked a fight with.
05:42.48TybusenThat would be good
05:43.37TybusenI was thinking of ways to get the TIAF-AGC relations going, though the only thing I could come up with that worked was the TIAF handing the Coalition rigged technology then blowing it up to impress the Divirats with the fireworks :P
05:44.26ACraftyPandaI'm glad I found an opportunity to return the Fordanta to what they were supposed to be- a jack-of-all-trades empire with a (highly effective) passive defensive military force.
05:44.49ACraftyPandaAnd how would blowing up tech you handed over as part of a trade deal impress people? Most would call that an attack
05:45.21TybusenThat's the point
05:45.29TybusenDivirats and Coalition hate each other
05:45.41TybusenThus, blow up Coalition = Divirats happeh
05:45.45ACraftyPandaWait wait wait which Coalition are we talking about?
05:45.57TybusenThe Coalition, the one with the rapist cats
05:46.03ACraftyPandaLink?
05:46.24Tybusenhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction%3AThe_Coalition
05:47.39ACraftyPandaHuh. So he made them *checks time* last year? Last week he was talking about creating them, as if he hadn't started. Wierd
05:48.05ACraftyPandaOr maybe he was talking about creating a race of dogs to piss off the rapist cats. That's also possible.
05:48.10TybusenThe TIAF has the Coalition under the illusion that the TIAF is still working against the Divinarium
05:48.12ACraftyPandaAnyway I now understand.
05:49.13TybusenIn fact, the TIAF is working against the Coalition, since the tech they handed over to the Coalition is rigged with a bunch of explodey things that the Coalition was instructed to make with the tech if they tried to replicate it (the Coaltion of course doesn't know they're explodey things)
05:49.37TybusenI mean, that the Coalition was told by the TIAF that the tech wouldn't work without the explodey things installed.
05:49.49ACraftyPandaSo Coalition shows up then goes bang?
05:49.56TybusenThen, the TIAF can blow up every single part of the Coalition that has integrated that tech
05:50.08ACraftyPandaDamn man, that's a trick worthy of Kaios himself
05:50.26TybusenThe explodey parts all connect back to a single trigger, that when pushed, will cause the Coalition to go ka-blewey
05:50.43TybusenYep, the TIAF can be devious bastards :P
05:50.56ACraftyPandaAnd he tricked an empire into giving him a planet for the honour of joining HIM in battle, when it was THEIR fight.
05:51.31ACraftyPandaKaios - All in a day's work.
05:53.01TybusenCoalition - Wait, so you've been planning this the entire time behind our backs? | TIAF - Yep. Problem?
05:53.01ACraftyPandaHey, didn't the Tybusen copy the Bladewing fighter? Or is that someone else?
05:53.34TybusenTIAF did base the Bladewing off of Fordanta Bladewings originally, though I would assume now that it has been modified to be different in design.
05:53.45ACraftyPandaKaios - If you cats are that gullible, I've got a galaxy I'm interested in selling *sly grin*
05:54.24ACraftyPandaI don't see why some Fordan Artisans couldn't help them refine their design. After all, the Bladewing was built to suit a Fordanta
05:54.25TybusenTIAF - If there are any cats left that you can sell it to. *pushes trigger, over half of the Coalition is engulfed in a fireball*
05:54.41Reebutt17Radux - The Coalition, a collective of arrogant, pathetic creatures. Still, they serve their purpose.
05:54.58Reebutt17They HAVE SERVED their purpose*
05:55.18TybusenI would assume the TIAF studied Bladewings from the Fordanta from battles like the one at Station Halcyon, then researched them to make it more suitable for a multitude of pilots.
05:55.28ACraftyPandaKaios - So, how about that galaxy? Just sell me your home world and it's a deal.
05:55.45Tybusen*Coalition homeworld blows up too* TIAF - Oopsies.
05:56.11ACraftyPandaI would assume so too, but the core design of the ship is oriented around the Fordanta. Either way, the Fordanta have some tech that's better than what the TIAF has I'm sure
05:56.24ACraftyPandaKaios - Meh, wasn't on contract so it doesn't count.
05:56.54TybusenTrue, the TIAF does have different resources though, they probably strengthened the blades with the TIAF's own Applied Phleblotnium, adamantium-vibranium
05:58.03TybusenThough what is the design of a Fordanta Bladewing? I'm curious since I've never seen one made in Spore.
05:58.15ACraftyPandaIsn't it on the page?
05:58.16Reebutt17I'm thinking of putting a substance in Xarikverse that is actually called "Phlebotinium"
05:58.21TybusenLemme check
05:58.43ACraftyPandaThere is, I just checked it
05:58.50ACraftyPandaAlthough that's the really old version.
05:59.11TybusenLink plz?
05:59.21TybusenNvm, found it
05:59.21ACraftyPandahttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Vehicle%3ABladewing/Swordwing
05:59.30ACraftyPandaIt's a poor pic, but it's basically a trident shape
05:59.48TybusenAh
06:00.38TybusenThe modern TIAF design is also fighter-shaped, but the blades rotate instead of staying stationary, passages inside the hull of the fighter allow the blades to make full rotations
06:01.08TybusenI would assume the early Bladewings looked more like Fordanta ones though.
06:01.39ACraftyPandaWhy would the blades want to rotate though?
06:01.53TybusenThe blades rotate because they get more force from rotating, it's like replacing the hot knife going through the butter with a hot chainsaw going through the butter.
06:02.57TybusenAlso, I think rounded edges are less likely to snap off than a straight edge.
06:03.04ACraftyPandaSo they're like chainsaws rather than straight blades? 'Cos the Fordan wings curve significantly forward.
06:03.39TybusenYes, more akin to a saw blade rather than a sword.
06:03.48ACraftyPandaAhh right I get you
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06:04.01ACraftyPandaI was thinking the whole wing spun around on its mount- that would be silly
06:04.05ShalonarHi people
06:04.08ACraftyPandaHiyah Shalonar
06:04.13TybusenI'm considering changing the name to Bladerunner, but that's also a Fordan name :P
06:04.16TybusenHi Impy
06:05.47ACraftyPandaEh, Fordan names are generally just descriptive. Hence a ship that has really sharp wings is called a Bladewing.
06:06.43TybusenStill, then I've ripped off two different names from the Fordanta :P
06:07.20ACraftyPandaIt's hard to rip off something that's just a base description. Most people really wouldn't care. Also, Bladerunner is a movie not a Fordan ship.
06:07.40TybusenIsn't Bladerunner also a title for Fordanta?
06:07.48TybusenOh wait, or is it Blademaster?
06:08.08ACraftyPandaBlademaster.
06:08.13TybusenAh okay.
06:08.19TybusenWell, it's late where I am
06:08.24ACraftyPandaIt's alright
06:08.25TybusenSo I'mma have to say g'night
06:08.35TybusenGood night everyone
06:08.36ACraftyPandaImagine how I feel when you guys are on and it's midnight where I am
06:08.40ACraftyPandaGood night mate
06:09.05ACraftyPandaSo how are you Shalonar?
06:09.43Reebutt17Not midnight here
06:09.53Reebutt17just... early-middle afternoon
06:10.00ACraftyPandaWhere are you 17?
06:10.44Reebutt17Phillipines
06:10.55Shalonarbye
06:11.04ACraftyPandaThen you'd know that it's the middle of the night when everyone else gets on
06:11.09Shalonar10 am here, a lesson has started
06:11.11Shalonarbye
06:11.21Reebutt17Panda: Yeah
06:11.24Reebutt17and okay Impeh
06:11.48ACraftyPandaSee ya Impy!
06:19.44ACraftyPandaOk well I'm out
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06:47.52Shalonarhi
06:49.09Reebutt17herro
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07:54.24ShalonarHi
07:54.30Reebutt17Herro
08:13.41Reebutt17http://www.mediafire.com/?7t67trwt8ic7p4s
08:13.43Reebutt17Shalonar ^
08:13.59Reebutt17http://www.mediafire.com/?sefmahf4agh7p87 also this one, Shalonar
08:14.42Reebutt17Radux Rubric though makes unintelligible noises.
08:20.14ShalonarSounds cybernetic
08:22.19Reebutt17I was thinking of adding a bit of a metallic effect to their voices
08:22.47Reebutt17and considering how they're made of living METAL.
08:24.20Reebutt17I dunno' how this fits them though...
08:24.37Reebutt17added a bit of effect that makes them sound a bit more alien and daemonic... or so I think?
08:25.12Reebutt17Rubrics can't speak though, I thought of making them a bit more Necron-y.
08:36.13ShalonarMakes sense
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08:37.36Reebutt17Hi
08:39.15Shalonardumbo
08:39.28ShalonarHello
08:40.07Reebutt17what do you mean?
08:42.08ShalonarThat is to Xho
08:46.49Reebutt17I see.
08:47.35ShalonarI was kidding if ya care
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09:05.11ACraftyPandaHello
09:05.40Reebutt17Hi
09:05.54Reebutt17http://www.mediafire.com/?7t67trwt8ic7p4s http://www.mediafire.com/?sefmahf4agh7p87
09:06.00Reebutt17Radux voices
09:06.19Reebutt17Radux Rubric is unintelligible though... was thinking of making them somewhat Necron-y.
09:19.56Reebutt17Radux Rubrics = Standard Xarik-Radux infantry.
09:25.55Reebutt17ACraftyPanda
09:25.59Reebutt17what say you?
09:26.01Reebutt17also
09:26.02ACraftyPandaYesh?
09:26.09Reebutt17the ISF are made up of multiple species right?
09:26.14ACraftyPandaNope. Just one.
09:26.27Reebutt17I see
09:26.30Reebutt17what are they called?
09:27.03ACraftyPandaI've got a creature somewhere on my laptop but I can't remember the name off the top of my head (it was randomly generated)
09:27.15Reebutt17Okay...
09:27.56ACraftyPandaI'll see if I can find it for ya
09:28.02Reebutt17okay then
09:28.41ACraftyPandaYaviotte
09:29.35Reebutt17I see then.
09:29.43ACraftyPandaY u ask?
09:30.53ACraftyPandaReebutt, y u ask?
09:31.40Reebutt17Was just curious
09:31.55Reebutt17since they haven't seem to be referenced.
09:31.59Reebutt17or mentioned
09:32.11Reebutt17which made me think if there were any named race/s
09:32.19ACraftyPandaThat's cos I only just made the creature a while ago
09:32.28Reebutt17Okay then.
09:32.47Reebutt17what is youre Spore account again?
09:32.52Reebutt17your*
09:32.54ACraftyPandaSpriggs077
09:33.03ACraftyPandaThe first s might be lower case though
09:33.05Reebutt17okay
09:33.29ACraftyPandaSorry it's Amharucan
09:33.42ACraftyPandaIs the latest edition of the creature
09:33.42Reebutt17okay
09:34.02ACraftyPandaIf it's not there I'll give it a go.
09:34.36Reebutt17It wasn't D:
09:35.08ACraftyPandaOk I'll have another shot. I play in offline mode a lot to reduce lag.
09:35.13Reebutt17or my spore search is being weird
09:36.53ACraftyPandaIt wasn't shared
09:36.57ACraftyPandaGive it another go
09:37.57Reebutt17okay then
09:39.08Reebutt17it no show D:
09:39.54Reebutt17tried looking for your username and "Yaviotte" but it refuses to display anything even after loading, sporepedia search is being weird...
09:40.42ACraftyPandaDo you have a capitol 's' at the start?
09:41.12Reebutt17nope
09:41.22ShalonarOhai Panda
09:41.28ACraftyPandaHai Shalonar
09:41.43ShalonarSince you are a brony I should ask you
09:41.44Reebutt17also tried looking for fordanta but it refuses to display despite the fact that there is a creature called fordanta and it has loaded.
09:41.54ShalonarMy sister asks me for Chrysalis toy
09:41.58ShalonarIs there one?
09:42.16ACraftyPandaDunno.
09:43.06Reebutt17what kind of toy? Plush toy?
09:43.15Reebutt17I think I will search the internet for it.
09:43.38XhoIf you're looking for user search then it never works on Spore
09:44.08Reebutt17http://www.mediafire.com/?7t67trwt8ic7p4s http://www.mediafire.com/?sefmahf4agh7p87 Spriggs what have you thought of so far?
09:46.27ACraftyPandaEh, it's alright, but tbh I've heard enough robotic style voices to not care about them anymore.
09:50.02Reebutt17Okay then.
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09:52.07CatfaceHi
09:52.25ACraftyPandaHiyah Catface
09:52.38CatfaceI smell like bleach and cleaning chemicals because I thought it would be a good idea to get a job at a warehouse cleaning God awfully dirty appliances during the summer to save money for college.
09:53.41ACraftyPandaIt's an ok idea just poorly executed
09:54.12CatfaceOh well life lessons for the future, right?
09:54.20CatfaceBetter than digging fence post.
10:10.12Reebutt17poot
10:10.15Reebutt17farts
10:13.56CatfaceMAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY!
10:13.57CatfaceSDGSDGSDG
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10:24.40Irskaadhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Legion_of_the_Deathmarch/Demons?curid=150752&diff=476179&oldid=474955 Dum someone's messing with the Demons page
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11:00.24IrskaadImpyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
11:01.09ShalonarHello
11:12.44Shalonarhttp://lurkmore.so/images/2/2e/Atheists-vs-christians-vs-agnostics-vs-zen.jpg
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11:24.17IrskaadYay Ko
11:24.24Shalonarhi
11:24.41OluapWorkerhi
11:26.23R17_DoWRadux - Luxury is a pathetic, useless waste of time.
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11:27.26CatfaceNew Slash album! WHOO!
11:29.44Shalonarhi
11:29.56ShalonarCatface
11:30.10ShalonarMy sister wants a Chrysalis toy
11:30.20ShalonarDo you know is there one?
11:32.32CatfaceNo, because I'm not a crazy toy horder.
11:32.52ShalonarGood
11:33.46Catfacehttp://wild-hearts.deviantart.com/art/Queen-Chrysalis-Plush-300183983 ?
11:50.34R17_DoWtest
11:50.50CatfaceNo
11:51.45Reebutt17wut?
11:52.04CatfaceJust no
11:52.13Reebutt17I am confuse
11:52.38Catfacebeats Irskaad into the ground and then throws his limp body at OluapWorker
11:52.55OluapWorkerisn't taking part of this
11:54.25Catfacehttp://rmshumway.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/sad-cat.jpg
12:05.22XhoBah
12:05.53Reebutt17tset
12:05.56Reebutt17okay kill me now
12:06.01Reebutt17in the most horrible way possible
12:06.40IrskaadHi Xho
12:07.57OluapWorkersmacks Xho for no specific reason
12:09.07CatfaceXho are you getting the new Slash album?
12:09.14XhoProbably not
12:09.21CatfaceWhai?
12:09.23CatfaceI am.
12:09.27XhoBecause I don't want to
12:09.43CatfacePity.
12:09.45Reebutt17wait, y I still not ded?
12:10.01IrskaadBecause Xho is happy today
12:10.14XhoI'm more pissed off than usual actually
12:10.20Irskaad:(
12:10.24CatfaceI'm happy because of a new album for my collection.
12:15.30XhoDam u Oluap change images on BCN page
12:15.39OluapWorkerwat
12:15.50XhoZí-Jittorám ones
12:16.02OluapWorkerngh
12:16.11Irskaadhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Legion_of_the_Deathmarch/Demons?curid=150752&diff=476179&oldid=474955 Dum someone's messing with the Demons page
12:16.16Reebutt17http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs3vVeA0gDc&feature=g-all-lik Eliphas > Darth Vader
12:16.17Reebutt17imho
12:16.50XhoI reverted it back to Oluap's last edit
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12:16.55OluapWorkerThere's no image in there for me to change
12:16.57Admiral_KaiosHeyo
12:17.04OluapWorkerOnly if you mean the miniportrait
12:17.06Irskaadeek a kaios
12:17.15Catfacedies
12:17.20Admiral_KaiosSo, what are you guys up to?
12:17.27Admiral_KaiosDamn. Killed the cat again.
12:17.28IrskaadR17: Agree
12:17.45Reebutt17someone better pwn that n00b who vandalizes these pages lately.
12:17.47Xhohttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110918224604/spore/images/d/d2/BorealisNetworkPic.png Whoa this still has the first Zí-Jittorám
12:18.01OluapWorkermeh that pic
12:18.05XhoHe's not vandalizing them just changing them stupidly
12:18.07OluapWorkerI might as well delete it altogether
12:18.49OluapWorkerRips off Cyrannian's pics + I was never really content with it
12:19.08Admiral_KaiosWhich pages? I fixed up The Darkest Hour when I checked it earlier
12:20.45OluapWorkerThis 90revenant kid sometimes does good edits
12:20.52OluapWorkerBut sometimes he just adds random info
12:21.04Admiral_KaiosHuh.
12:21.11Admiral_KaiosBy the way, gotta check something out
12:21.43XhoI could make one for the BCN
12:22.09Reebutt17He messes up pages.
12:22.14Reebutt17from what I've seen so far.
12:22.21OluapWorkerNot always
12:22.28OluapWorkerMost of his edits are actually spelling fixes
12:24.01Reebutt17I see
12:24.50Admiral_KaiosOk it did get cleared up.
12:25.09Admiral_Kaios(Just in case anyone didn't realise, it's me ACP)
12:25.32Admiral_KaiosI remember it saying on the cell stage that any DNA earned in that stage that you didn't use up before you progressed was lost.
12:25.50Admiral_KaiosAfter testing it a few times today I found that wasn't the case, so I checked to see if it was still there.
12:28.06Reebutt17ACP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs3vVeA0gDc&feature=g-all-lik
12:31.13Admiral_KaiosMeh.
12:35.34Admiral_KaiosUhhh wtf?
12:35.39Reebutt17wut?
12:35.45Admiral_KaiosImpy removed my entire subplot from The Darkest Hour
12:35.48Admiral_KaiosNot cool man
12:36.14XhoLoron punch is 9000 J
12:36.24XhoThat's like a car hitting you at 50mph
12:36.36Admiral_KaiosYep, that's about what a Fordanta is capable of.
12:36.56Admiral_KaiosWait that's mph... how many kmh is that?
12:37.01XhoAbout 100
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12:37.06Xho90 maybe
12:37.09Admiral_KaiosYep, that's about right
12:37.15Admiral_KaiosImpy, dafuq man?
12:37.21ShalonarHi people
12:37.23ShalonarWut
12:37.45Admiral_KaiosYou removed my entire subplot from The Darkest Hour
12:37.48XhoZí-Jittorám punches are about 8600 granted it isn't in a berserk
12:37.56ShalonarIt is on another page, Panda
12:38.00ShalonarMonet moved it
12:38.05Admiral_KaiosOh right. I'll undo that undo then
12:38.18ShalonarThat's what I call UNDO WAR
12:38.27Admiral_KaiosNobody told me about it lul :D
12:38.35Admiral_KaiosOk there we go
12:38.40Admiral_KaiosGlad we got that cleared up
12:39.24Admiral_KaiosWhich reminds me, if we can tie down LotG and Monet for long enough, I'd like to do a RP of the AGC diplomatic ship meeting Kaios
12:39.29ShalonarI wonder have you seen my PMVs
12:39.36XhoI think there's one main flaw the Loron might not be able to get around the Zí-Jittorám
12:39.57Reebutt17#sporewiki
12:40.05XhoLoron are basically faster than a Zí-Jittorám but Zí-Jittorám are almost three times as heavy as a Loron
12:40.15Reebutt17#illarion
12:40.30XhoIt would be like wailing on a bouncy castle
12:41.06XhoYou're looking at 6 to 7 hits from a Loron to start wearing down a Zí-Jittorám and vice versa
12:41.15IrskaadLunch bai
12:41.43XhoBoth of them are war machine species but the Zí-Jittorám are just ever so slightly slower
12:42.34XhoIf the Zí-Jittorám moved at the Loron's speed you'd be looking at something like 22,000 J a punch
12:42.59XhoBasically a car hitting you at about 120mph
12:43.12ShalonarBut Xho
12:43.21ShalonarZJ are smaller than Lorons
12:43.27ShalonarHow are they heavier
12:43.31XhoZJ are composed of denser material
12:43.33ShalonarLorons are giants
12:43.36ShalonarSoooo
12:43.47XhoThey're like three Loron packed into something smaller
12:43.58ShalonarZJ will make the ground collapse below their feet
12:44.04XhoPretty much
12:44.18XhoThey're about 2400 lbs whilst Loron are 800 lbs
12:44.39ShalonarHow much is lb
12:44.48Xhoabout 2.2 lbs = 1 kg
12:44.51Reebutt17http://www.mediafire.com/?sefmahf4agh7p87 http://www.mediafire.com/?7t67trwt8ic7p4s Irskaad what do you think?
12:45.01XhoA Zí-Jittorám is 1090 kg
12:45.05XhoLoron is about 400
12:45.07Reebutt17Irsk: and (Radux) Rubrics are unintelligible btw.
12:45.18XhoThat would be funny
12:45.34XhoLoron punches a Zí-Jittorám, the Loron is more likely to be stunned due to their weight
12:45.41XhoLoron - OI MAN Y U NO GO DOWN
12:45.55XhoMind you the Zí-Jittorám would feel that
12:46.40XhoThat would be a good section to write on
12:46.44XhoLoron vs Zí-Jittorám
12:53.15IrskaadR17: Sounds like Impy made it :P
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12:54.06Love_CatLaydees
12:54.10Shalonarhi
12:55.06Reebutt17Impeh
12:55.12Reebutt17you use audacity?
12:58.11Reebutt17Shalonar
13:00.07Shalonaryes
13:00.30Reebutt17Okay then...
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13:26.39MonetHello
13:27.09Admiral_KaiosHiyah Monet
13:27.20Shalonarhi
13:27.42MonetWait... If Irskaad is here then who is Kaios?
13:29.01ShalonarA person who MADE Kaios, duh.
13:29.40MonetNot really waht I was asking.
13:30.16Reebutt17Kaios = Spriggs
13:30.20Reebutt17http://www.mediafire.com/?sefmahf4agh7p87 http://www.mediafire.com/?7t67trwt8ic7p4s
13:30.25Reebutt17what do you think Mon?
13:31.01MonetRight, sorry about the conflict earlier.
13:31.57IrskaadWhat did you think Kaios was?
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13:32.06CatfaceYep
13:32.28MonetHi, and dunno.
13:32.52Reebutt17Mon what do you think of Radux voices?
13:33.12Reebutt17and Radux Rubrics are supposed to be unintelligible, was thinking of making them kinda' necron-y
13:33.55CatfaceHey mon!
13:35.23Shalonarhi
13:39.19MonetSecret war update: Templars still on top with Illuminati in the minority.
13:39.33MonetDragon now has more influence tha nthem.
13:39.50Reebutt17http://www.mediafire.com/?sefmahf4agh7p87 http://www.mediafire.com/?7t67trwt8ic7p4s what do you think?
13:40.00Reebutt17sorry if I'm asking about it too much
13:46.01Shalonar#illarion to everyone who can
13:46.36ShalonarEveryone go there
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13:49.05ShalonarHi
13:49.07IrskaadAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
13:49.08FalcoPunchHello
13:49.17FalcoPunchHey Irsk
13:51.07Reebutt17http://www.mediafire.com/?sefmahf4agh7p87 http://www.mediafire.com/?7t67trwt8ic7p4s Radux voices
13:52.23OluapWorkerhttp://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4251509_700b.jpg
13:52.42IrskaadHur
13:53.24Reebutt17wtf L O L
13:54.01MonetHi
13:54.35MonetLater tonight I might see if I can get recording software for my computer. I have a mic and headphones..
13:55.29Reebutt17I'm interested in knowing what kinds of voices for aliens and stuff you can get that way...
13:55.33XhoToo
13:55.34Reebutt17use Audacity maybe?
13:55.35XhoFucking
13:55.38XhoHot
13:55.58OluapWorkerMe, yes
13:56.00OluapWorker:>
13:56.20XhoIt might be just 25 C but GEEZUS
13:56.32OluapWorkerYou that that hot?
13:56.37OluapWorkerSISSIFIED MAGGOT
13:56.38XhoThat and the start of the year it was closer to -25 C
13:56.56OluapWorkerdat freezing
13:56.57ShalonarXho: *brofist*
13:56.59XhoWell this is like the first day since whenever since it's hotter than 15 C
13:57.03Shalonarsimilar problems there
13:57.13XhoWe Britons like it cold
13:57.14Shalonar*here
13:57.20XhoWell yesterday
13:57.22OluapWorkerKinky
13:57.23XhoYesterday it was 24
13:57.38OluapWorkerYou would melt away in our summer
13:57.44XhoBut throughout last month and before hand it was like 10 C
13:57.45OluapWorkerAverage temperature of 35C
13:57.52XhoI'm going to Rome in two weeks
13:57.54XhoIn SUMMER
13:57.59XhoIt's going to be like 33 C
13:58.08OluapWorkerSo it's like here then
13:58.10XhoMelting tem
13:58.11Xho*tiem
13:58.13ShalonarI think Irskaad lives in a hot place as well
13:58.21OluapWorkerIf you live next to the equator, it's like that all year long
13:58.24MonetI plan on making Draconis voices first. Not sure where to upload the m though.
13:58.29XhoJust as long as I never go to India
13:58.38XhoLike on the equator is 42 all year round
13:58.47MonetIrskaad lives in Portugal. So it is hot.
13:58.58ShalonarThat's what I mean
13:59.01OluapWorkerPortugal shouldn't be a hot country
13:59.11XhoI've only ever been in >40 once and that was enough thanks
13:59.21XhoI like -20 a lot more
13:59.32ShalonarPetersburg is a fairly temperate city.
13:59.43OluapWorkerIf I was in a -20 place I would turn into a snowflake
13:59.44MonetSpain is quite warm, why do you tihnk so many Brits go there?
13:59.51XhoSpain exactly
13:59.56XhoOne day it was 42 C
14:00.08XhoIt was too hot for anyone
14:00.20XhoEven the swimming pool didn't make me any cooler
14:00.25XhoNot fun bro not fun
14:00.46ShalonarI was in Spain
14:00.49OluapWorkerPut Xho in the Sahara
14:00.51OluapWorkerHilarity ensues
14:00.55ShalonarI practically melted
14:01.05MonetIf today's weather is to be believed I think God wants to make Britain nicer so we can leave the Spanish alone.
14:01.06XhoI'd might as well dig a sand tomb cause I ain't gettin out o that
14:01.12OluapWorkerlolol
14:01.48MonetLook up Al Murray the pub landlord, he believes God is British.
14:02.02XhoThe day I read that Asgord TV channel page = http://i1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa427/thedarkshines/WTF%20Is%20Matt%20Bellamy%20Wearing/job-fails-caution-dont-scare-someone-using-your-new-monitor.gif This was my reaction
14:02.05Admiral_KaiosAnd most of the world believes Jesus was white.
14:02.23OluapWorkerlol
14:02.44ShalonarJesus was a Jew
14:02.58XhoYOU DON'T SAY
14:03.06IrskaadXho: Lol
14:03.06ShalonarOkay
14:03.10MonetIn Al's case, he says it for laughs.
14:03.16Admiral_KaiosYup, straight from the Middle East. And Xho: Lot of people think he's Christian
14:03.19OluapWorkerHey don't start a religious discussion please
14:03.26ShalonarTechnically, Jew is a religious toponym
14:03.32XhoMiddle East
14:03.34IrskaadHey at least I didn't start it this time
14:03.37XhoJesus was a Kei'Un
14:03.41ShalonarChristianity is a Jewish heresy
14:03.44OluapWorkerOh boy
14:03.50OluapWorkerJesus the Kei'Un Bloodhunter
14:03.52MonetAl Murray's opinion on everything = Britain is the greatest country and culture ever.
14:03.52Admiral_Kaios#nothingtodohere
14:04.05XhoAl Murray is boss
14:04.07XhoDon't diss
14:04.11OluapWorkerwho dat
14:04.17IrskaadWho's Al Murray
14:04.18XhoComedian
14:04.21FalcoPunchYeah who is he?
14:04.23FalcoPunchoh
14:04.24IrskaadOh
14:04.26OluapWorkerAlright
14:04.32XhoBritish comedian that is
14:04.36ShalonarAh
14:04.36ShalonarBrv
14:04.42IrskaadWe're not british! :P
14:04.43MonetBritish comedian. I love him.
14:04.46Reebutt17"You don't say?"
14:04.53Reebutt17that suddenly makes me think...
14:04.56Reebutt17in DoW II Retribution...
14:04.58MonetHe's been to the states at least once.
14:05.00XhoHe's always got a glass of beer in his hand
14:05.03Reebutt17Eldar Autarch says "This is a hostile area!"
14:05.08Reebutt17My reaction: YOU DON'T SAY?
14:05.09XhoOr lager
14:05.13XhoSomething like that
14:05.33FalcoPunchStereotypical
14:05.34OluapWorkerGlass of bear
14:05.59MonetOne of my favourite jokes of his is that if there was anything to prove the existance of God, it's bacon!
14:06.05XhoThe only two comedians I know from the USA are Reginald D Hunter and Gabriel Inglesias
14:06.29Xho*Iglesias
14:06.36XhoShit my Spanish spelling is going down the drain
14:06.37OluapWorkerEh
14:06.39XhoNo hope for me now
14:06.48OluapWorkerThis ship-owner's name is Panda Logistics
14:06.49FalcoPunchI know Gabrieal Iglesias
14:06.51IrskaadXho: What would you do if you were in Lisbon and it was 30 C like most summer days here?
14:06.53FalcoPunchNot Reginald Hunter
14:06.54OluapWorkerSpriggs owns ships now
14:07.10Admiral_KaiosNow? Man I've owned ships since the Qing dinasty
14:07.10XhoI'd be dead
14:07.11XhoVery dead
14:07.19MonetEveryone loves bacon, even the vegetarians.
14:07.31Reebutt17But meh religion does not permit me to eat bacon
14:07.34OluapWorkerBacon ain't meat or vegetable. Bacon is just bacon.
14:07.36Reebutt17but I don't mind
14:07.40Reebutt17I am indifferent to bacon
14:07.43Reebutt17except for bacon jokes
14:07.50Reebutt17such as "Push button, recieve free bacon"
14:08.10XhoReginald D Hunter is pretty funny as well
14:08.17OluapWorkerI'm probably the only person who's not a fan of bacon
14:08.32FalcoPunchHow do you not like bacon?
14:08.36Admiral_KaiosYeah. Physicists need to hurry up and work out how to make matter fabricators.
14:08.43OluapWorkerI find the taste bad
14:08.45OluapWorkerThat's how
14:08.45MonetApparently there is a neurotransmitter in our brain that activates from the smell of bacon, it's like a reset button when you feel half-dead from being drunk.
14:08.48FalcoPunchBacon is the glory of the sun that beams down heavenly taste
14:09.24Xhogets possessed and goes into a baconspasm
14:09.27XhoU NO HIVEMIND
14:09.36Xhokicks Oluap out of orbit
14:09.52FalcoPunchlol
14:09.55OluapWorkerfalls in the UK, and gets a chainsaw
14:09.57OluapWorkerHAI XHO
14:10.43OluapWorkerI don't like pig meat in general. Cow meat is best meat
14:11.21Monethands Oluap some macon
14:11.24XhoShieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
14:11.24IrskaadI dunno which is the best meat for me, I see meat as all the same on the dinner plate
14:11.28Xhoruns like hell
14:11.35Admiral_Kaiostrips Xho
14:11.50Xhogets his face mangled up and runs after Oluap with a bloodied zawmbee face
14:11.59OluapWorkerngh no
14:12.07OluapWorkersaws zawmbee Xho's head off
14:12.14Xhofalls to the floor ded
14:12.17Xhoded
14:12.26MonetWow, I didn't think zombies dies like that.
14:12.26Admiral_KaiosAi no know wat to put on fiction page.
14:12.29OluapWorkerpicks Xho's wallet and runs off
14:13.05MonetIn dead space there's almost no point in a headshot.
14:13.09Irskaadlooks at Xho's wallet
14:13.23OluapWorkerIt's mine get out
14:13.31Xhodoesn't have a wallet
14:13.36Admiral_Kaiosreleases an army of ferrets to consume Xho's corpse
14:13.38XhoWhat you just took there was my explosive
14:13.53MonetNice pocket protector.
14:13.56OluapWorkerBloody cripes
14:13.58OluapWorkerexplodes
14:13.59OluapWorkerded
14:14.00Irskaad... D: *Boom ded*
14:14.17Xhocomes back to life as part-ferret zombie
14:14.21Admiral_KaiosMonet, I can has answer on #illarion?
14:14.23MonetPersonally I prefer keeping a mousetrap in my pocket.
14:14.35Admiral_Kaios*SQUEEEE!* *hugs Xho*
14:14.41OluapWorkerhttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kRullAY5Ip4/S6p93JQBq2I/AAAAAAAAAFg/RvMnp-xnwj8/s1600/ferret1.jpg Xho is now this
14:15.09MonetCute
14:15.16Xhoeats Admiral_Kaios' head off
14:15.19OluapWorkercomes back to life as something with wings and flies off
14:15.29Xhoswats OluapWorker
14:15.31Xhou fly
14:15.31Xhou dai
14:15.34OluapWorkernu
14:15.38OluapWorkerspits eggs at Xho
14:15.52XhoYou're a flying salad now?
14:15.57OluapWorkeraye
14:16.06OluapWorkerA flying salad that spits eggs
14:16.06Xhoruns after Oluap
14:16.18OluapWorkerstops and makes Xho trip
14:16.45Irskaadsummons a Lychareon to aid Xho
14:16.52Admiral_Kaiosgrows a new head and douses Xho with gasoline.
14:16.59MonetXho, want to use my ketchup gun to bring hi mdown?
14:17.09IrskaadLychareon - *Steps on Kaios*
14:17.15OluapWorkerNooo! Ketchup! My only weakness!
14:17.37Irskaadsummons an Ahevox to aid Oluap
14:17.41MonetTrololol
14:17.46OluapWorkertwo hed peeg
14:17.46Admiral_Kaiosthrows a kitten at the Lychareon, then punches him right in the weak spot
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14:18.08Monetpulls out his daemonhammer and smashes Lychaeron in the foot.
14:18.11Admiral_Kaiossummons an ISF Paladin to trololo
14:18.13OluapWorkerthrows the Ahevox at the Lychareon
14:18.28Xhois now a blazing zombie ferret demon and runs after someone
14:18.36Irskaad*Lychareon and Ahevox fight*
14:18.44OluapWorkersmacks Xho, puts his pants down and runs away laughing
14:19.01Admiral_KaiosISF Paladin - Don't worry, I got this. *Slows down time and massively reduces the gravity on the planet*
14:19.04Xhoruns after OluapWorker
14:19.14OluapWorkerkeeps running and spitting eggs
14:19.26ImperiosNow, facing a crazily common problem.
14:19.37ImperiosI have the one-species empire.
14:19.44ImperiosWhat infobox should I use, species or empire
14:19.51Monetfires ketchup at OluapWorker
14:20.00Admiral_KaiosEmpire, and a separate page for their creature detailing their physiology.
14:20.03OluapWorkerexplodes violently
14:20.04OluapWorkerded
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14:20.11Xhohttp://www.gamefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/flaming_zombie.jpg YOU WANT THIS RUNNING AFTER YOU NAO
14:20.16geomaxhi
14:20.27OluapWorkerWouldn't the zombie die of the fire?
14:20.50XhoWell considering I just came back to life again while on fire
14:20.51XhoNo
14:20.54Admiral_KaiosAll right, enough's enough. *Pulls out huge hammer* Comeatmebro! *Smashes Xho in the face with said huge hammer*
14:20.57MonetNot if it is magic fire.
14:21.06IrskaadXho: Is that me after I annoy you?
14:21.11OluapWorkerdum
14:21.28Xhohttp://goldenspikelutheran.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/wood-ashes-00.jpg No, THIS is you
14:21.39Irskaad:_(
14:21.50OluapWorkerhits the zombie with the Axetinguiser
14:22.02Xhoded again
14:22.19OluapWorkerpyro_laughlong01.wav
14:22.44Monethttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbDEBczCoyE what I picture when Xho gets angry at Irskaad.
14:23.48IrskaadXho would never do that to me... would he? :_(
14:23.59XhoCourse I would
14:24.02Irskaad:_(
14:24.23MonetThat's our Xho.
14:24.39OluapWorkerI can't watch that video but I can imagine what's going on
14:24.58OluapWorkerThey're having a tea party and Xho's wearing a pink polka-dot dress
14:25.02OluapWorkerseY
14:25.06ImperiosIrskaad
14:25.09ImperiosI know what to do
14:25.12IrskaadWhat?
14:25.14ImperiosKill Xho back
14:25.20IrskaadNo, I would never!
14:25.21ImperiosDO EEHT
14:25.26IrskaadNope
14:25.26ImperiosOluap does
14:25.30Admiral_Kaiosgives Xho a huge cake so that Xho ignores him.
14:25.30ImperiosAnd Oluap is Xho's best firned
14:25.31ImperiosDO IT.
14:25.37IrskaadNo, he'll hate me
14:25.38XhoYeah but often Oluap dies in a much worse fashion
14:25.52OluapWorkerokayface.png
14:25.54MonetOluapPlayer: Heavy is a gummy bear and meets a test tube of acid.
14:26.03OluapWorkerAh
14:26.06OluapWorkerI've seen that video
14:29.57OluapWorkerhttp://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/funny-puns-bipolar-bear.jpg
14:30.57OluapWorkerhttp://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/funny-puns-talk-about-a-buckshot.jpg I laughed way more than I should at this
14:36.02ImperiosKay I want to play Retribution noe
14:36.20Imperiosbrb
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14:40.30OluapWorkerDid you give up?
14:42.05ImperiosI am back
14:42.16ImperiosOluapWorker: What do you mean?
14:42.29OluapWorkerYou said you wanted to play Retribution
14:42.32ImperiosI am waiting for people to play iwht ATM
14:42.36OluapWorkerOh
14:42.44ImperiosIf anybody wants to play with me, tell ,e
14:43.05geomaxsay, who is falcopunch on sporewiki?
14:43.17OluapWorkerFalcoPunch
14:43.19Admiral_KaiosHe's FalcoPunch.
14:44.39Reebutt17dude from the ol' times
14:45.03Reebutt17made Sylit Republic which became United Veatrex Federation.
14:45.10IrskaadImpy: Memememememe
14:46.45ImperiosSS
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14:50.30GhelaeHello.
14:50.54Admiral_KaiosHiyah
14:50.56ImperiosHello.
14:57.22geomaxhi
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14:57.43LotGHello people.
14:57.47GhelaeHello.
14:57.48Irskaadeek a lotg
14:58.01Admiral_KaiosHiyah LotG
14:58.15Admiral_KaiosNow that the three are all here I wonder if I can manage that RP
14:58.16OluapWorkerdum buni
14:58.30LotGIt seems people have recieved Unit Shinobu well
14:58.36ImperiosHi Lucaris
14:59.24Admiral_KaiosLotG, Imperios, Monet: I want to do an RP of the AGC diplomatic group meeting Admiral Kaios
14:59.34MonetHi
14:59.47Imperiosure
14:59.49ImperiosSure
14:59.56LotGSure, just gimme a few minutes
15:02.07Admiral_KaiosOh just FYI LotG, I'm planning on moving Kaios and his bros to Andromeda
15:02.18LotGAh cool
15:02.46Reebutt17LotG: http://www.mediafire.com/?sefmahf4agh7p87 http://www.mediafire.com/?7t67trwt8ic7p4s what do you think?
15:02.51Admiral_KaiosHe's basically doing with the galaxy
15:03.05Admiral_Kaiosgalaxy's pirate fleets what the Brood did with the Zazane
15:03.30Admiral_KaiosExcept they're only Tier-4 with relatively crap tech. They're just numerous and hard to find.
15:04.06MonetKorkonid - Day'z tryin' ta copy our image? SMASH EM!
15:06.04Admiral_Kaios(Do they have a page?)
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15:06.17LotG_My comp just picked up three viruses from that site, Reebutt
15:06.18MonetCan it wait a bit? I need to leave in 20 minutes.
15:06.39Admiral_KaiosHow long is 'a bit'?
15:06.43Reebutt17Ouch
15:06.54Reebutt17Luc can't use MediaFire D:
15:07.11Reebutt17Okay Mon
15:07.21Reebutt17wait... was that to me?
15:07.32LotG_I'm more concerned about picking up three bloody viruses
15:07.36LotG_From that site you linked me
15:07.53Admiral_KaiosYeah, I think it's best to hold this off for a while.
15:08.06GhelaeI'm canonising the Meta-Emperor's defeat on the UDB now. Should I credit the Fordan Empire or the Council of Blades with helping? I know it was only Fordanta who participated.
15:08.31Admiral_KaiosThe Fordan Empire. The rest of the Council wasn't involved.
15:08.34Reebutt17Damn
15:08.39LotG_Thanks
15:08.42Reebutt17I accidentally a virus?
15:08.53Reebutt17Either that, or it might be a faek.
15:09.01Reebutt17I am dum
15:09.01Reebutt17Gosh
15:10.15Admiral_KaiosWell, brace yourselves guys. When I'm done about the only thing you'll recognise of the Fordanta is their name and their ridiculous vocabulary
15:12.56Ghelaehttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/SporeWiki:Fiction_Universe/Universal_Discussion_Board#Surrender_of_the_Grox_Meta-Emperor
15:12.59MonetI wonder who has a posher vocabulary?  Fordanta or Draconis?
15:13.10GhelaeAll Andromeda War Grox stuff is obviously to be set before this message.
15:14.13Admiral_KaiosFordan Praetorian
15:16.29ImperiosExakt
15:18.48Admiral_KaiosBasically talking posh is in a Praetorian's job description
15:19.13*** join/#sporewiki FrakVista (Irskaad@a89-154-98-40.cpe.netcabo.pt)
15:19.30Reebutt17does anyone else here get viruses from mediafire?
15:19.34Reebutt17I don't get viruses
15:19.41Reebutt17that one that Luc got might have been a fake.
15:19.45MonetThis is why I have windows 7 and Avira.
15:19.48FrakVistaWho puts the sleep button in the start menu with no chance to cancel it if you accidentally press it?!
15:20.14MonetWIndows Vista is stupid.
15:20.19Reebutt17Monet: Do my mediafire links give you viruses?
15:20.30Reebutt17Imperios: Do my mediafire links give you viruses?
15:20.39ImperiosNope
15:20.40MonetI haven't detected any.
15:20.43Reebutt17Admiral_Kaios do my mediafire links give you viruses?
15:20.49Reebutt17Ghelae?
15:20.54Admiral_KaiosNo, I didn't get one
15:21.06GhelaeI haven't clicked on any of the links.
15:21.12Reebutt17I'm thinking Luc's viruses are fake
15:23.52Admiral_KaiosFordan response is up :D
15:29.13Admiral_KaiosSo yeah, the Fordanta are going to be undergoing a bit of a change now
15:36.15ImperiosOh, Irsk, so you were away?
15:36.24AhevoxYeah
15:36.32ImperiosIt was TOO easy.
15:36.50AhevoxYou built a unit nobody can defeat
15:37.08Admiral_KaiosI'd ask you guys what you thought of the Fordanta's UDB post but you guys don't seem to care.
15:39.18ImperiosAhevox: I think Devastators have anti-tank weapons
15:39.22ImperiosOr at least people can build 'em
15:51.12*** join/#sporewiki LotG (56a7d64f@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.167.214.79)
15:51.13LotGThank God, I'm finally back.
15:51.54LotGReebutt17: Don't ever link me to mediafire again
15:52.04Reebutt17Okay.
15:52.17Reebutt17Gosh I wish that wasn't a real virus
15:52.37Reebutt17I like... linked it to Impeh and Mon and they said they didn't find any.
15:52.50Reebutt17and Spriggs
15:52.59AhevoxNothing over here too :_(
15:53.12LotGWell linking me there may have reacted badly with something hiding on my desktop
15:53.44Reebutt17Darn
15:54.05LotGWell its all fixed now, so no worries
15:54.46Reebutt17Okay then...
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15:55.48*** mode/#sporewiki [+o Cyrannian] by ChanServ
15:56.33Reebutt17Hi Waptor
15:57.07CyrannianHello!
15:57.25Reebutt17http://i.imgur.com/2Q2b0.png Luc (this one is not MediaFire this time) and Impeh, seen this already?
15:57.42Reebutt17Blood n' Skulls flavored lollipop!
15:57.48LotGololol
15:58.42AhevoxANTEDDY
16:18.25*** join/#sporewiki Catface (445901e1@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.89.1.225)
16:18.34CatfaceHi
16:22.53CatfaceMy hands still smell like bleach and chemicals.
16:27.01CatfaceAlone
16:27.04CatfaceSo alone
16:27.08CatfaceForever alone
16:27.13CatfaceForver a lone
16:27.38*** join/#sporewiki Monet (57718922@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.87.113.137.34)
16:27.44CatfaceForever really is a mindboggling term when you sit down and think about it.
16:27.47OluapWorkerHELLO
16:27.52MonetHello
16:27.55CatfaceHi
16:28.14CatfaceI was going into withdraw.
16:29.53OluapWorkerIgnore the caps
16:30.51MonetI just thought you were happy to see me
16:31.12Catfacehur
16:32.46OluapWorkerWell now I feel bad
16:34.45CatfaceWormy's cat http://i.imgur.com/nnpxk.jpg
16:35.34OluapWorkerSeems about right
16:37.31Catfacehttp://i.imgur.com/GBjIr.jpg
16:39.32CatfaceThis is where Monet works http://i.imgur.com/Yq52m.jpg
16:39.58MonetEh?
16:43.21LotGCatface just complimented you
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16:43.39WormyI like the new google doodle.
16:43.42WormyHello
16:43.47OluapWorkerhi
16:43.48CatfaceHi
16:43.56CatfaceWormy I found your cat
16:44.03Catfacehttp://i.imgur.com/nnpxk.jpg
16:44.05WormyI don't have a cat
16:44.21WormyI'm liek duggies
16:44.38WormyBut it is a clever cat
16:44.44Catfacehttp://i.imgur.com/AdsxA.jpg
16:45.34Wormylul
16:45.50OluapWorkerSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
16:45.51OluapWorkerFixed
16:46.55CatfaceXho prank http://i.imgur.com/nTatR.jpg
16:48.13OluapWorkerOh god
16:49.17CatfaceYou know its true.
16:49.24WormyDefinitely not Scotch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sYJinHOvwM&feature=related
16:50.39CatfaceWormy did you see the picture I added to thr Slenderman page?
16:51.07WormyNot yet
16:51.53CatfaceI felt it needed colour.
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16:52.29ImperiosHello
16:52.32CatfaceHi
16:53.15OluapWorkerhi
16:54.31CatfaceSlendy still needs some more apprentices.
16:54.36OluapWorkerhttp://i.imgur.com/aTRhq.gif Oh boy this game
16:55.06ImperiosBattletoads?
16:55.28OluapWorkerYes
16:55.41GhelaeHello.
16:55.45CatfaceCall gamestop about it.
16:55.47CatfaceHi
16:56.02OluapWorkerThat game was the pinnacle of hard
16:56.06CatfaceGandalf said it best: "May the Force be with you."
16:58.48Ahevoxhttp://www.vg247.com/2012/01/25/report-gamestop-to-close-its-stores-in-portugal/ I can't call gamestop anymore
16:59.36Catfacehurhurhur
17:00.19CatfaceGamestop ripped me off.
17:00.26AhevoxHow?
17:01.56CatfaceI sold an old game for like $6 there and they turned around and resold it for like $25.
17:02.29Ahevoxdum
17:03.34MonetHow old was the game?
17:04.17CatfaceLess than a year. I just sold it because I ended up getting two copies.
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17:04.38CatfaceHi
17:04.40GhelaeHello.
17:04.43MonetI want to upload an audiofile but i'm not sure where to put it.
17:04.55CatfaceTechno are you getting Slash's new album?
17:05.11Technobliteratorhey guyss
17:05.18Technobliteratorslash has a new album coming out?
17:05.25Technobliteratori'm interested
17:05.37OluapWorkerHi
17:05.46CatfaceIt came out today.
17:05.49CatfaceI have it.
17:06.23CatfaceI mean yesterday.
17:06.32Technobliteratoris it good?
17:07.04Technobliteratorapocalyptic love?
17:07.05CatfacePretty good, yeah.
17:07.08CatfaceYep.
17:07.50Technobliteratorsoo...is it like the first album where it has various singers on it?
17:08.42CatfaceNope, it only has one singer this time. Myles Kennedy I think it is.
17:08.52ImperiosHi Technobliterator
17:08.56ImperiosI have a question
17:08.58Technobliteratorhey imperiios
17:08.59Technobliteratorgo on...
17:09.06ImperiosCan my Cyrannian species join the Syndicate?
17:09.24ImperiosYou speak like you are annoyed with me; what have I done?
17:09.31ImperiosBTW, Imperix page is nearly completed
17:09.38TechnobliteratorCatface: ohh i see... does it have like a drummer and  abassist etc or was it all done by slash?
17:09.48CatfaceIt has a full band.
17:09.56TechnobliteratorImperios: course i'm not annoyed soz! and let's have a look at the species
17:10.06MonetFrom looking at my past work, is it me or do I have a habit of making Picard-esque speeches during in-character discussions?
17:10.09Imperios[[File:Aquilanii.png]]
17:10.09morgothBotPyImperios meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Aquilanii.png
17:10.10ImperiosSee
17:10.19ImperiosFlying waptors
17:10.20Technobliteratorhi falco!
17:10.23FalcoPunchhey
17:10.28Imperioshello punch
17:10.28Technobliteratoryou made these guys?!:O
17:10.34ImperiosEeeyup
17:10.37Technobliteratorlooks like a Cyrannian creation
17:10.40Technobliteratorbut yeah good job!
17:10.40ImperiosI tried to imitate Cyrannian style
17:10.49ImperiosBecause they are, well, Cyrannians.
17:10.56ImperiosAnd furthermore, Capricornians
17:11.21TechnobliteratorWell, the way I see it, they can be in the Federation, but unless they're in Syndicate-contrlled worlds in the very Outer Rim, they wouldn't just be in the Syndicate
17:11.55ImperiosThey are thieves
17:12.00ImperiosSo I think they can fit
17:12.06TechnobliteratorCatface: ah cool stuff...wasn't myles kennedy on the original?
17:12.09TechnobliteratorDefinitely they can fit
17:12.15TechnobliteratorBut they'd also live in other empires
17:12.43TechnobliteratorThe majoirty would have some link to the Syndicate. Maybe like a Aquilanii mafia that's tied to the Syndicate?
17:13.05ImperiosAquilanii are primarily Imperials
17:13.21Catface@Techno Yeah he was. And here is a song from the new album http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4joM7Az9gAc
17:13.27TechnobliteratorThey'd be Imperials who are in/tied to the Syndicate
17:13.59OluapWorkerSame as Rivergron i guess
17:14.00OluapWorkerHe's officially an Imperial
17:14.05ImperiosI mean
17:14.06ImperiosJo
17:14.09MonetA true criminal organisation is not separate from an occupant empire.
17:14.11ImperiosThey are all different
17:14.16OluapWorkerBut he's also a member of the Syndicate
17:14.16ImperiosThere are some in the Empire
17:14.21ImperiosAnd some criminals in the Syndicate
17:14.31ImperiosAnd some Imperials who work in the Syndicate
17:14.39TechnobliteratorI see what you mean
17:14.42MonetDoesn't mean syndicate members cannot live in the EMpire.
17:14.44TechnobliteratorAll sounds good to me
17:15.02TechnobliteratorCatface: i love it!!
17:15.44Technobliteratorclassic kind of metal/hard rock. doesn't even have orchestral instruments added to it
17:25.55Technobliteratortset
17:25.58Technobliteratordshit...
17:32.49*** join/#sporewiki Xho (5ac811b3@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.200.17.179)
17:33.01Technobliteratorhey xho
17:33.20XhoIs it me
17:33.26XhoOr is the wiki's navigation REALLY fucked up now
17:33.28OluapWorkerNo it's a cow
17:34.09GhelaeHello.
17:34.14OluapWorkerXho I'm finally writing about the Klowpar aka Cult snake doods
17:34.21FalcoPunchWay too slow Ghe
17:34.42XhoKwopah
17:35.22XhoFuck I can't get on to recent activity now
17:35.39MonetHello
17:36.28GhelaeFalcoPunch: I didn't see you greeting him either. :P
17:36.46TechnobliteratorRecent activity?
17:36.48TechnobliteratorPeople use that thing?
17:36.51XhoBeen here for three minutes and i've already sworn twice
17:36.52XhoYeah
17:36.56Technobliteratordum
17:37.01XhoI'm a simple minded person so it's eaiser for me to look at
17:37.05TechnobliteratorRecentChanges is better imo
17:37.05Wormyhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RecentChanges
17:37.08Technobliteratoroh...fair enough
17:37.22WormyI favourited it on my bookmark thing
17:37.38Technobliteratorwhat browser do yu use wormy?
17:37.49WormyIE 8
17:37.54WormyCrap yes
17:37.58Technobliteratoryeahh...
17:38.06TechnobliteratorGoogle Chrome > any other browser
17:38.22Technobliterator:>
17:38.22OluapWorkerYou misspelled Firefox
17:38.36OluapWorkerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Cult_of_the_Deathmarch#Races dere
17:38.39OluapWorkersnake doods
17:38.52WormyOh I have Chrome & Safari but I don't use them.
17:39.11TechnobliteratorFirefox dum
17:39.19OluapWorkerngh heretic
17:39.27XhoI really need to sort out that page
17:39.42Technobliteratorshup
17:39.46XhoUnfortunately there's little to write about for the Cult
17:39.55OluapWorkery u no think of stoof
17:39.59Technobliteratorwell that's your opinion and there's not much wrong with it
17:40.38Technobliteratorbut i prefer google chrome as it's faster, more applications available for it, and its cloud based stuff& integration with google accounts is something i prefer over firefox
17:40.42TechnobliteratorXho: use my layout?:P
17:40.55FalcoPunchgo Chrome!
17:41.23WormyI like my browser to be simple, click on it get the internet.
17:41.28Wormyquickly
17:41.46WormyIE is good enough for that
17:41.58Technobliteratorthat's exactly what chrome can do:P
17:42.05XhoDang I just took a quiz on 'How much do you know about pot'
17:42.08XhoI got full marks
17:42.12XhoCan't be a good thing
17:42.18Technobliteratornice, easy, gets it done fast, no nonsense unless you want to do it
17:43.59FalcoPunchIs that about chrome or pot?
17:44.00IrskaadbackJo heretic go Firefox
17:44.11XhoPot as in marijuana
17:44.19FalcoPunchI know what pot is
17:44.21Technobliteratorwell so far you haven't given me a point for firefox over chrome...so
17:44.25XhoChrome > Every other browser
17:44.35Technobliterator^
17:44.36Technobliteratorhur
17:44.38Technobliteratoras I said
17:44.54IrskaadbackFirefox has way more options and customization than Chrome, which is too limited to my liking
17:45.06Technobliterator*used to have way more options
17:45.16TechnobliteratorChrome has themes now
17:45.46XhoChrome is simple and doesn't fuck you about
17:45.51Technobliterator&there are tons of third party apps like adblock that do it
17:45.55IrskaadbackFirefox is simpler to me
17:46.03Technobliteratorit's simple, and yet can be complex as you like
17:46.13Technobliteratorwhen was the last time you tried chrome?
17:46.28IrskaadbackSchool, 2011
17:46.35Technobliteratorquite some time ago
17:46.40Technobliteratormy advice is
17:46.51Technobliteratorlook up this stuff, then try again
17:47.28XhoYeah go on then
17:47.36XhoSomeone go edit the Cult layout and use tabbers
17:47.46XhoLooks like imma have to get used to this voodoo
17:47.50Technobliteratorvolunteers
17:48.06Technobliteratoris the issue with tabbers that the coding is the problem? Or is it how they appear on the page?
17:48.12ImperiosXho:
17:48.13Imperioshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA41XQMUi-4&feature=player_detailpage#t=25s
17:48.18ImperiosHm
17:48.30XhoYou made me click on a Starcraft thing
17:48.41Imperioshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jVH9Q8M8eaQ#t=137s
17:48.41XhoXho does not like Starcraft things
17:48.45ImperiosWrong video
17:48.46ImperiosThis video
17:48.53XhoFuck it I ain't clicking a second link
17:48.56ImperiosRegarding: >>Someone go edit the Cult layout and use tabbers
17:49.00ImperiosIt's about Spore
17:49.01Technobliteratorif the problem is with ccoding then my only advice is to learn it like everyone learns their first wikia codes. If it's how they appear, then I can geta way to customize tabbers to something that you'd like
17:49.23TechnobliteratorImperios: LOL
17:49.25Technobliteratorthat made me laugh!
17:49.35LotGhttp://data.whicdn.com/images/22791889/funny-gifs-never-stop_large.gif
17:50.01XhoI don't know how to add tabbers though so screw your forum weapon
17:50.33ImperiosStarcraft stuff is my response to stuff MasterMachine said
17:50.59Technobliteratorfair enough...i'll teach you if yu want
17:51.08Technobliteratoror i can just add them
17:51.14Technobliteratorand then you look and get used to it
17:51.15Technobliteratorsimples
17:51.27Technobliteratorwhich i'm adding them now
17:51.47XhoWhy do none of the tabs work on the wiki
17:51.53Xhoi.e. the Contribute tab doesn't work
17:51.57XhoEdit tab doesn't work
17:52.03WormyIf you want to be really lazy just copy/paste and modify to your needs.
17:52.44Technobliteratoroh them?
17:52.54Technobliteratorthose aren't tabbers
17:52.55Technobliteratorwait
17:52.58Technobliteratoromg i'm so blond...
17:53.08XhoYes you are
17:53.09Xho:>
17:53.11Technobliteratoryeah, wikinavigation gone shit today
17:53.16Technobliteratorthanks a lot.:v
17:53.38WormyDon't be blondist dam u.
17:53.56Technobliteratoruh
17:53.58Technobliteratorim blond
17:54.04Technobliterator:L
17:54.09Wormyoh
17:54.25XhoI'm going to thin out the tab info once i'm done
17:54.29XhoAnd then more people
17:54.34XhoGo make races dammit
17:54.40XhoNothing demonic looking plz
17:54.51XhoDemonic cult doesn't mean demonic races
17:55.20Technobliteratorcan I add the Telzoc?
17:55.29IrskaadbackI made Nvarxies for you :D
17:55.31XhoGo ahead
17:55.40XhoIrskaadback: Well make another one
17:56.22ImperiosI already made Fendrassi who are not really Fendrassy
17:56.25Imperios*demonic
17:56.30ImperiosThey are more fishy
17:56.54Technobliteratori'll add Telzoc now
17:56.54XhoImperios you need to update the image on that
17:57.02XhoI can't make out the Fendrassi in that picture
17:58.06ImperiosI have two things to do now
17:58.09ImperiosHelp me to choose
17:58.10ImperiosPonies or STO
17:58.15Technobliteratorsto...
17:58.28ImperiosOkay ,actually that's not just ponies
17:58.34ImperiosIt's Ponies + Warhammer + METAL
17:58.46ImperiosI.e, I want to make a PMV out of Warhammer metal
17:58.58Imperios"The First Heretic" is really fitting
17:59.02XhoAll of them are horrible horrible things
17:59.04IrskaadbackTHE FIRST HERETIC
17:59.08MonetPMV....?
17:59.09ImperiosIncluding Metal
17:59.16ImperiosMonet: Remember my Horus video?
17:59.19ImperiosOr Dark Eldar video?
17:59.21ImperiosLike that
17:59.22IrskaadbackPremier Music Video?
17:59.28ImperiosPony Music Video
17:59.32MonetOh right.
17:59.32IrskaadbackOh
17:59.49ImperiosIs nobody freaked out by brony stuff I am spewing?
18:00.05XhoWay ahead of you
18:00.14ImperiosCatface is a brony you silly
18:00.25MonetI think we all are, we're just not showing it.
18:00.29XhoWell I am
18:00.33XhoWhy not show it
18:00.37ImperiosOka
18:00.40ImperiosI won't talk then
18:00.45ImperiosOkay, let's change the subject
18:00.50XhoGood idea :>
18:00.55XhoImma go make something on Spore
18:01.09ImperiosShould I make a music video, play STO, do Spore stuff or something else?
18:01.22Technobliteratorwell
18:01.25Technobliteratorim off
18:01.27WormyPlay STo and I'll join you.
18:01.31Wormybye
18:01.34TechnobliteratorXho: i'll finish on the Cult when i'm back
18:01.42IrskaadbackMy mom thinks the Spore Galaxy looks like an Octopus
18:01.46Technobliteratoralso OluapWorker yu better nag me
18:01.58ImperiosOkay
18:01.59WormyYour mom supervisors you Spore play?
18:02.07IrskaadbackNah
18:02.10Technobliteratorcult page, adding telzoc to UNO & cult, the rest
18:02.11Technobliteratorbye!!
18:02.12IrskaadbackShe just came in
18:02.25WormyShe is right
18:02.29ImperiosMy mom has something to tell about my interests as well
18:02.40WormyIt does look like an octopus
18:02.41Imperios"What's that girl with large ears?"
18:02.45Imperios-watching me playing STO
18:02.55Imperios"This horse looks funny"
18:03.01Imperioswatching me playing DoW
18:03.04Imperios*WoW
18:03.07IrskaadbackLol
18:03.13ImperiosI was playing a warlock at this time, perhaps she found a Felsteed funny\
18:03.23MonetOr strange.
18:03.35Imperiosi was swimming
18:03.45WormyMy mon says "Why are you working, outside or washing up" nag everytime I relax, which is quite often.
18:03.45ImperiosWhen swimming this horse was waggling weirdly
18:03.48Wormy*mom
18:04.00Imperios^
18:04.01ImperiosSame
18:04.10Wormy*aren't
18:04.30MonetNo Wormy! Don't give in to the Americans.
18:04.51IrskaadbackShe thinks I spend too much time at home - Next time I NEED to go outside is Friday morning...
18:04.53Monetit seems to be a trend - Mums who look at computer games with confusion.
18:05.19ImperiosIrskaadback: Same
18:05.31WormyMy mom just got iunto Facebook, so she would be a hypocrit now
18:05.34ImperiosEvery single Sunday, we go to the park or on the countryside
18:05.47ImperiosWhich is NOT that bad
18:06.00ImperiosWhen cycling/skating, I relax and can think about new ideas
18:06.04WormyI love going to the countryside.
18:06.12IrskaadbackLike how to make Imperix more awesome :P
18:06.22WormyIts not healthy to sit at a computer all day.
18:06.43IrskaadbackHey I dance too to awesome music
18:06.52WormyYou can get hunched spine syndrome
18:07.00MonetI love walking around my town. Listening to the birds, looking at the trees and the grass. I noticed dandilions were readying theri seeds in a local cemetary field.
18:07.02IrskaadbackThe what spine syndrome?
18:07.26WormyIf you sit in a position too much your spine will become misaligned
18:07.32IrskaadbackMonet: Me - *Does the same as Monet, and 1 minute later he goes on his phone*
18:08.08ImperiosIrskaadback:: I want to test something
18:08.15MonetWormy: You mean this? http://www.news-medical.net/image.axd?picture=osteo3.jpg
18:08.15IrskaadbackOk, what is it?
18:08.40ImperiosWhat do you think about dolphins?
18:08.51MonetYou look at your phone after one minute of looking?
18:08.53WormyIrskaad: Bowel cancer, blood clots, repetitive strain injury, bad eyes... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/health/health/3551605/Dangers-of-sitting-at-computer-all-day.html
18:09.09IrskaadbackMeh, I know they can be dangerous sometimes, I know their tricks in the zoo...
18:09.20WormyMonet: Probably
18:09.31IrskaadbackMonet: Yeah
18:09.37MonetDolphins are lovely!
18:09.50MonetAlso, pull your face away from your phone!
18:09.54IrskaadbackNope
18:10.32WormyIrskaas: Dolphins and Whales are thought to be second to humans in intelligence.  Whales would have had a global network where they would sing (communicate) for several thousand miles, but thanks to human radar, thats reduced to a few hundred.  They had internet before us :P
18:10.50WormyOr Sonar
18:10.51IrskaadbackBut did they have... nyancat?
18:11.08MonetWhy would they? Nyan cat is pissing annoying.
18:11.11WormyNo, but why would they need nyan cat?
18:11.41ImperiosMonet: I ask because I think Imperix would be like dolphins
18:11.42Irskaadback"NYAN CAT WINS 2012 WEBBY AWARD MEME OF THE YEAR!!" <--- Because.
18:11.50ImperiosThey are starlife
18:11.53IrskaadbackImperix are awesome :D
18:12.05ImperiosMeaning they have no way to make instruments
18:12.09ImperiosIn the wild, I mean
18:12.28ImperiosAs such, they would be like dolphins; intelligent but unable to do stuff
18:12.33OluapWorkerHow dare you insult Nyan Cat
18:12.38OluapWorkerYou're DED to me
18:12.40Irskaadback^
18:12.41MonetI was happy before discovering half of the internet's memes.
18:13.12*** join/#sporewiki Cyrannian (6d4df066@gateway/web/freenode/ip.109.77.240.102)
18:13.29*** mode/#sporewiki [+o Cyrannian] by ChanServ
18:13.31Imperioswaves at Cyrannian
18:13.31ImperiosHi
18:13.32WormyNyan cat doesn't show the height of human ingenuity and achievement.
18:13.47OluapWorkerturns into a bear and attacks Cyrannian
18:13.56IrskaadbackIt does in the sense that 90% of the world likes it :P
18:13.57WormyIt shows our mental degradation
18:14.17MonetAnd why should I conform?
18:14.51WormyWhy does nyan cat make out internet better than Whale songnet?
18:14.59MonetWhy should I have to like what everyone else likes? How do I know whether or not everyone else is wrong?
18:15.05IrskaadbackBecause it makes me smile :P
18:15.09WormyWhale songnet has its own stuff we woudn't understand
18:15.13OluapWorkerBecause whales are selfish and don't publish their work online :v
18:15.19IrskaadbackLOL KO
18:15.33MonetWhale songs, even though they are incompreheseable, are beautiful.
18:15.39IrskaadbackNah
18:15.44OluapWorkerNot gonna deny that
18:15.45IrskaadbackHardcore techno is better
18:16.03Imperios~smack Irskaad
18:16.04infobotACTION smacks Irskaad upside the head.
18:16.08IrskaadbackOw wat
18:16.09ImperiosThese two things are completely different
18:16.13WormyActually Whalesong contains more data than most of the orchestras on the Earth.
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18:16.24IrskaadbackMeh
18:16.29IrskaadbackANTEDDY
18:16.41WormyIts a complex language to the Whales that could travel mseveral thousand miles.
18:16.42CyrannianHello!
18:16.45IrskaadbackImperios: BTW That reminds me, Russia's in the ESC Final
18:16.46OluapWorkerturns into a bear and attacks Cyrannian again
18:16.50ImperiosMeh
18:17.00ImperiosI am Eurindefferent
18:17.22Cyrannianturns into an Asgord and pets Oluap
18:17.22WormyYou have no heart or wonder Irskaad.  Get out there and learn something of the world.
18:17.27Monethttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXOo68SDTdk > nyan cat imo.
18:17.33IrskaadbackI do, on reddit
18:17.40OluapWorkerI remember some scientists studying on dolphins having their own language
18:17.49OluapWorkerWhat resulted from that anyway?
18:17.49WormyYou live in a tiny cage on the internet.
18:17.54MonetIrskaadback: I will question that!
18:17.57CyrannianJeez. You aren't arguing about Irsk again are you?
18:18.03WormyNo
18:18.15ImperiosEeeyup
18:18.18ImperiosShuddub
18:18.21OluapWorkerThey're not arguing about him. They are arguing with him.
18:18.36OluapWorkerwhich is equally boring
18:18.39WormyI'm trying to tell Irsk about Whalesong-net
18:18.40IrskaadbackMonet: I think the opposite, Nyan cat is better :P
18:18.49OluapWorkerhurls thunderbolts at everyone
18:19.10MonetI will stop that particular discussion by saying: Nyan Cat drives me mad, live with it.
18:19.24OluapWorkerNo pop tards for you
18:19.27ImperiosPEOPLE
18:19.38ImperiosIF YOU HAVE DIFFERENT OPIIONS THERE IS NO NEED TO INSULT AND ARGUE
18:19.58Imperios*Opinions
18:20.22ImperiosIRSK LIKES ONE THING, YOU LIKE OTHER THING, LIVE WITH IT
18:20.25Imperiosburns out
18:20.25Imperiosfooh
18:20.27OluapWorkerNo pop tards for you either
18:20.43MonetI'm not trying to be insulting.
18:21.23OluapWorker*tarts
18:21.46XhoMight as well be a pop tard because this argument is stupid
18:21.52WormyCarl Sagan on Whale intelligence http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypgVoytnxpE
18:21.57MonetAs a psychology student I jsut know different stimuli affects people in different ways. I hate nyan cat, Irskaad doesnt. Our brain works different and I won't criticise Irskaad for it.
18:22.12WormySame
18:22.24XhoYou're a psychology student? I feel sorry for you now
18:22.27OluapWorkerchews Xho's head like a pop-tart
18:22.35WormyI just ask Irsk why Nyan cat is the best thing in the world.
18:22.38MonetWhy? I liked the course.
18:22.47IrskaadbackThe internet's the best thing in the world
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18:23.03XhoNow that's depressing
18:23.05IrskaadbackSeldeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
18:23.05Needles_10Ehey
18:23.15Needles_10I saw /that/ coming
18:23.20IrskaadbackYou're here early today
18:23.25Needles_10I know
18:23.34Needles_10Wednesdays are like that
18:24.33IrskaadbackXho: Why is it depressing
18:24.47XhoBecause the internet is immensely anti-social
18:24.54Xhohttp://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/9/9c/Kankun23052012.png also new Kan'Kun
18:25.04IrskaadbackHey, the internet's the only way I can be social
18:25.19IrskaadbackAmazing creation Xho
18:25.39XhoOkay Irsk you can drop the opinions of my stuff altogether
18:25.41ImperiosDum
18:25.44MonetI created an alien race that recieves serotonin boosts like medication from a psychic network. It sounds like a choir but because of brain makeup hating the sounds is considered a mutation.
18:25.47ImperiosXho: Dum colour
18:25.51XhoI thought I could deal with the normal ones but unfortunately not
18:25.52Cyrannianfacepalms
18:26.02OluapWorkerSo he's the same as before but greener?
18:26.04ImperiosIt is good but the colour is dum
18:26.12XhoMight as well go back to the normal ones
18:26.21ImperiosHis original colour was THE best, Xho
18:26.23XhoMore normal for me to have you saying 'Awesome :DDD'
18:26.43Needles_10So what now?
18:26.50OluapWorkerI'm not really a fan of the colours either, gonna be honest
18:26.52ImperiosThe dark blue one, Xho
18:26.53IrskaadbackWait does that mean I'm free?
18:26.59OluapWorkerHe looks like he's made of rubber
18:27.07XhoFine i'll make another one
18:27.14XhoI guarantee you the colours will look worse
18:27.16IrskaadbackIn that case: YAY BLUE XHODDIE :D
18:27.25Needles_10Heh...
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18:27.35OluapWorkerMeh [[File:Good Xhodocto.png]]
18:27.35morgothBotPyOluapWorker meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Good_Xhodocto.png
18:28.08ImperiosXho: Use the first colour
18:28.17XhoToo dark
18:28.37ImperiosAnd?
18:28.44OluapWorkerSo you're gonna make a page for the Proto-Xhodoktors?
18:29.01XhoAnd stop talking to me with an arrogant overtone before I do something i'll regret
18:29.21IrskaadbackWho?
18:29.29ImperiosXho: That's to me?
18:29.29ImperiosSure
18:29.38XhoOluapWorker: Eventually...I WOULD HAVE DONE IT QUICKER IF YOU DIDN'T CRITICIZE THE COLOURS
18:29.45ImperiosI'm like Irskaad but not THAT much like Irskaad
18:29.49OluapWorkerhuhuhuhuhu
18:30.02ImperiosNo offense to Irsk
18:30.07OluapWorkerYou know you don't have to change the colours just because people told you to
18:30.08CyrannianYeah Oluap. God.
18:30.18OluapWorkerCyrannian: finish paegs grrr
18:30.45CyrannianThat was contradictory.
18:30.56XhoYou see I don't like the old colours on this body
18:30.59XhoDoesn't suit it at all
18:31.00ImperiosOluap God
18:31.03ImperiosAVE OLUAP
18:31.14Imperiosworships OW
18:31.37IrskaadbackImpy can you hear me?
18:31.39OluapWorkerngh fanboy
18:31.43Cyrannianraises his eyebrow
18:31.48Irskaadbackalso worships OW
18:31.58XhoNo I prefer the other colours
18:32.00IrskaadbackALL HAIL THE CREATOR OF SHU
18:32.06XhoOld colours are crappish
18:32.15OluapWorkerFine do whatever you want
18:32.21OluapWorkerJust make paegs grrrr
18:33.28OluapWorkerhttp://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4253852_700b.jpg Jesus
18:33.32OluapWorkerhow horrifying
18:34.59CyrannianNgh
18:35.52Xhohttps://p.twimg.com/AtmatydCAAE1Cro.jpg If you know these you are from the 90's
18:36.31WormyUrinal Hand Washing Fail http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-OYM7AhW7Q&feature=g-sptl&cid=inp-hs-UKT
18:36.36WormyThat is so funny
18:36.53IrskaadbackI know 93% of them :D
18:37.19OluapWorkerI know all of them
18:37.20WormyI know them all.
18:37.21OluapWorkerGood times
18:37.27Irskaadback^
18:37.37MonetIndeed, I recognise them all.
18:37.39CyrannianI love penguins.
18:37.51WormyPink and the Brain being my favourite
18:37.54Wormy*pinky
18:37.55OluapWorkerI always found that penguin extremely annoying
18:37.57ImperiosI love penguins
18:38.06WormyI love penguin bars
18:38.19IrskaadbackI don't know the penguin nor the blonde guy with the wide head
18:38.29Wormyppp pickupapenguine
18:38.54WormyYou do not know Pingu?
18:38.56OluapWorkerThat Arnold from "Hey, Arnold!"
18:39.07MonetThe pengin is Pingu.
18:39.10OluapWorkerThat's*
18:39.12Monetpenguin*
18:39.17IrskaadbackNever heard of Pingu
18:39.28MonetNOOK NOOK!
18:39.35Cyrannian<PROTECTED>
18:39.46OluapWorkerCow and Chicken
18:39.46IrskaadbackHey, Arnold from disney channel?
18:39.53OluapWorkerMan that was one of the best shows ever
18:39.58IrskaadbackNook is a tablet
18:40.01WormyI have two shirts with Hong Kong Pooey
18:40.05Wormyon it
18:40.07CyrannianFootball head
18:40.07Wormy*them
18:40.11IrskaadbackCow and Chicken was wierd
18:40.20OluapWorkerIt was weird but awesome
18:40.24XhoPingu = Silent Hill Monster
18:40.31OluapWorkerThey ate pig butts for dinner
18:40.38WormyI never liked Ed, Edd and Eddy.  Too crazy even for me.
18:40.51Monet1/3 of those shows were too odd for me.
18:40.54IrskaadbackPowerpuff girls were awesome, so as Ed, edd and eddy, which was an awesome show
18:41.08IrskaadbackWORLD Y U NO MAKE 90'S CARTOONS CHANNEL
18:41.27XhoAh navigation is back to normal
18:41.36MonetIrskaad probably hasn't heard of Pingu becauise he's the only one on there from the BBC.
18:41.52OluapWorkerEd, Edd and Eddy was amusing because of ways people got hurt
18:42.18IrskaadbackAs Wormy said - I'll never be british
18:42.39CyrannianI preferred watching wildebeest being eaten by crocodiles.
18:42.46XhoSwear i've said that as well
18:43.04OluapWorkerSilly, real life doesn't count as a show
18:43.22OluapWorkerUnless you're Gorf
18:43.29XhoIs if you're a condescending misanthropist
18:43.39XhoAnd that's my intelligent remark for the week
18:43.43Monethttp://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/08/22/wombles460x276.jpg if irskaad ever watched these guys he might not see environmetnalism as a bad thing.
18:43.55IrskaadbackWho the fuck are those
18:43.56Xho^
18:43.57XhoEVIL
18:43.59XhoEVIL EVIL EVIL
18:44.01XhoEVIIL
18:44.03WormySome modern cartoons I liked.  The one about the Caveboy and his pet terradactyl, the one about the polar bear on a tropical island, Samurai Jack, Avatar Airbender
18:44.04OluapWorkerlol
18:44.18XhoSamurai Jack was fucking amazing
18:44.23OluapWorkerSamurai Jack and Avatar were awesome
18:44.29IrskaadbackNever watched Samurai Jack
18:45.01OluapWorkerYou missed a lot
18:45.09MonetEvery Brit knows the Wombles of Wimbledon common, right?
18:45.14OluapWorkerJack was a badass and Aku was hilarious
18:45.36XhoUnfortunately yes
18:45.44XhoThe Wombles are a hindrance of British culture
18:45.49CyrannianThe Wombles are serial killers.
18:45.50Wormy'Watch My Chops'/'Corneil and Bernie' was also great.
18:45.52MonetMeh, I liked them.
18:46.31WormyTAZ of Tazmania!
18:46.36IrskaadbackIsn't Wimbledon a tennis competition?
18:46.40XhoYep
18:46.41MonetSo many memories from all these shows....
18:46.48Needles_10Meep
18:46.49MonetWimbledon is a city Irsk.
18:47.03IrskaadbackA Tennis city :P
18:47.33Monetthrows a pot of strawberries and cram at Irskaadback
18:47.38Monetcream*
18:47.49Wormyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wimbledon,_London
18:47.52IrskaadbackHey
18:48.09WormyNot sure if its your kind of city
18:48.23WormyNeither ultramodern nor grimdark
18:48.26MonetYou're missing out by not eating fruit.
18:48.34Needles_10I am bored
18:48.36Needles_10meep
18:48.39IrskaadbackMeep
18:48.46WormyThe cream on him might be somewhat disturbing
18:48.54IrskaadbackFruit is as disgusting as meat is disgusting to Wormy
18:49.06ImperiosI like both.
18:49.26WormyAt least I've tried meat and fish
18:49.43WormyBacon smells kinda, I dunno
18:49.46Wormynice
18:49.51XhoSmells like bacon
18:49.54WormyBut I won't eat it
18:50.13MonetHate to break it to you irsk but we were herbivores before we were meat-eaters.
18:50.19CyrannianOh God...
18:50.20XhoFuck why has it been so hot today
18:50.20IrskaadbackEw
18:51.03Imperioswell, irskaad eats bread and stuff
18:51.12MonetIf we were real carnivores we would not throw from food posioning up every time we tried to eat raw meat.
18:51.19Monetthrow-up*
18:51.31OluapWorkerFruits contain proteins and other little gizmos not present in meat
18:51.34WormyWe are naturally omnivorous.  However, if we only ate meat studies show it is unhealthy.
18:51.40OluapWorkerEating only meat all life is bad for your health
18:52.02WormyMoinet: It is possible to eat raw meat
18:52.19WormyJust not a good idea when its already a year old
18:52.20OluapWorkerSame way eat only vegetables isn't exactly healthy either
18:52.21MonetApparently, vegetarians are known to live longer.
18:53.09ImperiosI eat both,
18:53.16ImperiosSo you both dum
18:53.20Imperiossmiles
18:53.30WormyActually, humans can live healthily on a veg diet alone, but cannot live healthily on a meat diet alone.  But we can eat both.  People in ancient times coudn't eat much meat, it was either expensive or took energy to hunt.
18:53.49Monet^ My points exactly.
18:53.55OluapWorkerHmm
18:54.14OluapWorkerStill I think I've read it somewhere that not eating meat at all could bring some maleficts
18:54.35WormyOn another note I've seen Bear Grylls eat a living fish and even a dead zebra killed by a lion without being cooked.
18:54.37MonetEven my CAT is willing to eat grass in order to gain some nutrition.
18:54.42IrskaadbackMe - Nom rice nom cooked potato nom meat nom spaghetti nom puré (Whatever that is in English), nom omelet nom etc
18:54.46XhoI think a lack of anything in your system is bad
18:54.54OluapWorkerCats eat grass to clean their stomaches I think
18:54.58OluapWorkerI know dogs do that
18:55.01OluapWorkerCats, not sure
18:55.15MonetIrskaad: All that stuff is either fatty or starchy.
18:55.28WormyYeah its horrible when my dog can't crap at the grass in the shit properly...
18:55.31XhoAll that and you're as thin as a twig
18:55.32OluapWorkerRice and potato = vegetables
18:55.36XhoMakes me a sad panda
18:55.39IrskaadbackXho: EXACTLY
18:55.45OluapWorkery panda sad
18:55.54XhoI go about 24 hours without eating anything and i've got the build of a bouncer
18:56.04XhoMind you
18:56.07XhoI am lazy :v
18:56.14IrskaadbackI'm lazy too
18:56.15OluapWorkerYes I'm well aware of that
18:56.18OluapWorker>:<
18:56.22MonetBut they are still different to things like carrots, celery and apples.
18:56.28IrskaadbackEw
18:56.30Wormyyes
18:56.31OluapWorkerngh, I don't like carrots
18:56.33XhoThen again people who are really thin look like they could be snapped in half
18:56.34OluapWorkerApples are good though
18:56.38XhoWat
18:56.43WormyToo many potatoes isn't good either, its all bad carbs
18:56.45XhoI'm allergic to fruit and I like carrots
18:56.53XhoOLUAP U NO HIVEMIND DERE
18:57.04WormyCarrots are a root vegetable I would think
18:57.05OluapWorkerYUS CARROTS IS DUM AND U SHOULD FEEL LIEK BUNNI
18:57.26WormyI like raw carrot
18:57.33Wormycrunchy
18:57.35MonetYum
18:57.40XhoI'm not allergic to = Mango, Grapes, Avocado, Tomato, Melon
18:57.46IrskaadbackI'll just stick to what I eat thanks
18:57.54CyrannianI hate carrots.
18:57.56XhoEverything else I throw back up
18:57.59OluapWorkerApples are the only fruits I eat raw. Bananas too though I'm not a fan
18:58.10OluapWorkerOh, and tangerines
18:58.18OluapWorkerI think that's how you spell it in english
18:58.28MonetI like my tomatoes chilled.
18:58.32WormyI would think Xho likes Blood Oranges
18:58.36XhoOh yeah Bananas and Oranges/Tangerines/All the names that apparently make them different fruit although they're not
18:58.39OluapWorkerYes, tangerine
18:58.44OluapWorkerLUV me some tangerines
18:58.56XhoBananas make me sort of ill
18:59.03CyrannianHuman brains omnomnom
18:59.17WormyThats my food GTFO
18:59.26CyrannianNein
18:59.27OluapWorkerSilly, human brains aren't vegetables. At least not before being exposed to TV for at least 500 hours
18:59.33XhoI throw up fruit, nuts
18:59.40XhoVicious cycle
18:59.48Cyranniani dun learned otherwise
19:00.10XhoAlthough I can eat food that has traces of nuts but not food that physically contains them
19:00.14XhoSo lucky there
19:00.23OluapWorkerpeenutz
19:00.30XhoEVIL
19:00.34XhoEVIL EVIL EVIL
19:00.37XhoEVIIIL
19:00.37WormyI tried a new vegetabl the other day, its from India, its like a potato but not a potato and if you peel it raw you get itchy hands
19:00.44IrskaadbackMe - *To a Theian, after getting tired after running for 30 secs* See? I'm healthy!
19:00.51Xhohears India
19:00.53Xhowatchu sayin
19:01.04MonetTheian - 30 seconds and you're out of breath?
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19:01.14IrskaadbackMe - *Pant* Yes...
19:01.15CyrannianFergus.
19:01.25XhoRunning 27 minutes straight
19:01.29XhoAverage British person can't do that
19:01.36MonetTheian - *shakes his head*
19:02.30OluapWorkerhttp://www.backgroundsppt.net/uploads/tangerine-backgrounds-wallpapers.jpg omnomnomnom
19:02.33MonetI jog with an A1 portfolio, a light backpack and a 5kg toolbox, and I can still last longer than Irsk.
19:02.57IrskaadbackMe - I'm weak, I fail at PE, what'd you expect?
19:03.08CyrannianSoon Irsk won't need to walk or run.
19:03.17XhoThe only reason I fail at PE is because I don't listen to PE teachers
19:03.20XhoThey're not teachers
19:03.23WormyI've cycled 60 miles in a day on a three-day cycling/caming trick in the Peak District up mountains.  Beat dat.
19:03.25MonetTheian - For you to try exercising?
19:03.30Wormy*camping
19:03.47XhoWormy: Unfortunately camping in the great outdoors doesn't sound nice to me
19:03.50IrskaadbackMe - Nope. But see, I can run, I'm healthy!
19:04.09OluapWorkerGiant Fucking Bear - ohai let's get intimate
19:04.19OluapWorkerAnd then Wormy ded
19:04.22Irskaadback^
19:04.28CyrannianI hate camping.
19:04.30MonetNo bears in Englad stoopid.
19:04.32IrskaadbackI fear going to the forest because of this
19:04.38OluapWorkerOh yeah?
19:04.46WormyNo bears in England since the 14th century or earlier.
19:04.49OluapWorkerWell I'm gonna put bears all over you
19:04.54OluapWorkerIt's gonna be unbearable!
19:04.56MonetYeah, and no wolves. we kinda hunted them to extinction.
19:04.57OluapWorker*ba dum tish*
19:05.02IrskaadbackEeek oh deer
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19:05.08CyrannianI'm an indoor person.
19:05.09Irskaadbackcat
19:05.13CatfaceHi
19:05.26XhoYeah, the wilderness in Britain = fox fox fox fox fox cat bird fox fox fox fox fox fox dead body fox fox fox
19:05.26MonetTheian - The capacity to run is not a reliable codifier for being considered healthy.
19:05.34WormyTheres a few big cats in the UK, I saw an escaped lynx in Wales.
19:05.43IrskaadbackLynx
19:05.44Irskaadbackcat
19:05.49IrskaadbackSense makes none
19:05.51OluapWorkerHey wait a minute........there's a bird in there!
19:06.10Xhohttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynx
19:06.16WormyThen you need to get out more http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynx
19:06.21XhoNinja'd
19:06.26XhoWormy pick up your game
19:06.26OluapWorkerNinja Xho
19:06.29MonetThe only dangerous animals we have had are badgers, angry deer and whatever moron animal rights groups released from captivity.
19:06.32IrskaadbackIt looks like a cat-tiger hybrid
19:06.53XhoStick the UK in Mahanaya
19:06.56XhoEveryone dead in a day
19:07.05OluapWorkerBecause of the heat, probably
19:07.07WormyA tiger is a cat
19:07.15IrskaadbackHow?
19:07.28MonetWhat the hell do you mean 'how'?
19:07.37Wormyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felidae
19:07.39Catfacehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougar
19:07.51OluapWorkerFeline and cat are synonymous
19:07.52CatfaceIrsk I hope you are jokinh.
19:08.01CatfaceI really do.
19:08.03IrskaadbackI wasn't...
19:08.11Irskaadback:(
19:08.20MonetIt has a cat face, paws, whiskers, pointy-ish ears and a bendy sine. That is a cat.
19:08.29Monetspine*
19:08.36OluapWorkerThe ones we have as pets are "domestic" cats
19:08.40WormyAside from lions, independant hunters
19:08.55WormyEven domestic cats like to be independant
19:08.57OluapWorkerThey're only one kind of cat among various
19:09.01CatfaceIrsk how did you get get out of first grade
19:09.14MonetI want to know too.
19:09.19IrskaadbackWell I was a smart first grader, Nature isn't my strong point
19:09.24CatfaceGod they say that the American education system is bad.
19:09.30OluapWorkerhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d1/Smilodon_head.jpg FUKIN HAI
19:09.32CyrannianCome on, leave him alone.
19:09.32IrskaadbackMath, now that is a strong point
19:10.04MonetAmerican? The way education is here in britain we may as well have chav classes.
19:10.06WormyI'm sure Irsk is good at what he does, like computing.  Autism leads to intensive specialist interests, I have them.
19:10.13Irskaadback^
19:10.18IrskaadbackComputers 4 life
19:10.28IrskaadbackI have 3
19:10.43WormyThats okay, as long as you don't rule your life by one thing.
19:10.44MonetWell I think neuroscience could help build better computers.
19:10.50Irskaadback^^
19:11.16CatfaceI still don't know how you could not know that a tiger is a cat.
19:11.17XhoI was smart right until Year 11
19:11.23XhoNow i'm immensely slow
19:11.30Irskaadback:_(
19:11.54Cyrannian:'(
19:11.57XhoNow all I can relate to intelligently is "Guitar"
19:11.58MonetThe best way to educate someone is to not breate their present knowledge.
19:12.03OluapWorkerhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaguar These guys are probably the most dangerous things in the Amazon
19:12.14Monetberate*
19:12.53OluapWorkerBlack jaguars are beaultiful creatures
19:12.58OluapWorkerbeautiful even
19:13.00CyrannianI saw a yellow duck today.
19:13.02IrskaadbackXhodocto are more beautiful
19:13.14XhoWe once had a Black Jaguar in the local zoo
19:13.21XhoIt had its eyes fixed on me
19:13.25Cyranniandouble facepalms
19:13.33XhoI think it wanted me as a snack
19:13.40CyrannianI love Jaguars
19:13.57OluapWorkerBlack Jaguar - Hey. Hey. You think you're safe over there. Ain't no one safe when the jaguar wants to fuck shit up. Ain't. No. One.
19:14.01Catfacehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobcat
19:14.09MonetBeautiful creatures. Theri silky black coat is a beuatiful contrast with their eyes.
19:14.39IrskaadbackBeautiful creatures. Their horns are a beautiful contrast with their omnipotence.
19:14.58XhoOkay
19:15.04Cyranniantriple facepalms
19:15.12XhoI might have said you can give your opinions
19:15.16XhoBut you seriously don't want to push it
19:15.21IrskaadbackOk :(
19:15.21MonetWaptor grew a third arm.
19:15.38OluapWorkerWild boars are also crazy little bastards
19:15.46CyrannianLogic dies around me.
19:15.48WormyI once got stalked by a tiger, it was behind a fence but it was following me as I walked along.
19:15.50OluapWorkerWhen they're angry they'll take on anything in their way, no matter how big it is
19:16.01CatfaceWild boars destroy the forest.
19:16.09WormyWild Boars are in Britain
19:16.29OluapWorkerhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/Sus_scrofa_piglet.jpg NGH
19:16.29WormyI woudn't like to stumble into them
19:17.06Cyranniantaldar behbeh
19:17.11OluapWorkeraye
19:17.58MonetHow is everyone with horses?
19:18.08OluapWorkerI DESPISE horses
19:18.21CyrannianHorses make me vomit goldfish
19:18.34WormyI'm a bit nervous of them, I've been chased twice by an angry horse and its hard to read their emotions by looking at their face.
19:18.38CatfaceI like horses.
19:18.40XhoWhat would you do if you won £100,000,000/$156,000,000/€128,000,000 ?
19:18.54OluapWorkerI would buy me some shit
19:18.55CyrannianI'm against horse racing.
19:19.00OluapWorkerand continue life
19:19.14Catfacehttp://ilovemycamera.com/images/Zoo/Peccary.jpg
19:19.16CyrannianI'm all for elderly racing
19:19.16XhoI'd buy a nice car if I did
19:19.20WormyI don't actually know, since all the things I want aren't that expensive
19:19.25IrskaadbackI would buy everything I'd want, I'd gain independence, I'd become a cyborg when said tech is available, etc
19:19.25OluapWorkeroink
19:19.31MonetI find horses stunning creatures, I'm a little nervous up close.
19:19.39XhoDunno what car
19:19.44XhoMonet you like cars right?
19:19.45OluapWorkerI had a traumatic moment with a horse once
19:19.48CatfaceIrsk if you become a Cybord I hope that you are the first one to lose freewill.
19:19.51OluapWorkerNow I want them all to burn
19:19.55MonetXho: Yes
19:20.01WormyI'd love a Lambogini
19:20.04IrskaadbackWot but I'd still have a brain
19:20.09XhoWhat car would you buy if you had a hundred million
19:20.18OluapWorkerYou're all forgeting Cyrannian will eat your cars later
19:20.24OluapWorkerSo it doesn't matter in the end
19:20.33IrskaadbackAn average car, a car is a car for me
19:20.49WormyIrskaadback: All those cybernetics implants might be NWO survellince devices, or mind control and you woudn't know.
19:20.49CyrannianDoes anyone else think Mush acts like a @#%&%#@?
19:20.55OluapWorkerYes
19:20.58Cyrannian*asshole
19:21.11OluapWorkerYes²
19:21.20XhoI'd either get: Lamborghini Reventon or a Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport
19:21.21MonetHaving a brain = having free will
19:21.25CyrannianI was reading some of his comments
19:21.33CyrannianHe was very pompous
19:21.41IrskaadbackWormy: I'd buy the Cyborg implants from a freedom company of sorts
19:21.48CatfaceThus us sexy to me http://assets1.triumphmotorcycles.com/images/motorcycles/2010-daytona-675-tornado-red-386x234.jpg
19:21.51WormyAlso brains are superior to computers in many ways even if they are a bit slower.
19:21.55Catface*is
19:22.09XhoI've only ever seen two Lamborghinis in Southampton
19:22.10Monethttp://www.pictures19.com/wp-content/pictures/2011/07/aston-martin-db9.jpg *drools*
19:22.16WormyIrsk: Yeah but how would you know the freedom company isn't a pawn of the NWO?
19:22.19XhoOne in a golden shade and one in blue
19:22.41IrskaadbackWormy: I'd check what they say
19:22.47MonetLOL
19:22.53WormyBut what if they are lying?
19:23.03Xhohttp://www.thecoolhunter.net/images/stories/2007pics/storiesnew2007pics/lamborghini.jpg This would be nice
19:23.11CatfaceAm I the only one on here that likes old cars?
19:23.19Xho£840,000 though
19:23.20IrskaadbackWormy: Reddit will tell me
19:23.21WormyI like old cars too
19:23.23XhoYeah pretty much
19:23.27MonetIrskaad if you ever played Deus Ex: Human Revolution your mind would explode.
19:23.34CyrannianI have no interest
19:23.46IrskaadbackMonet: I hope they have reddit in there
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19:23.49CyrannianUnless it involves driving into people
19:24.05MonetInformation control Irsk, never entirely trust what you read.
19:24.14CatfaceIrsk I hope the world is kind to you.
19:24.29IrskaadbackReddit is made for people by people, not governemnts
19:24.30MonetEspecially from goverments.
19:24.33Irskaadbackgovernments*
19:24.37WormyI love Delicas, they can go up mountains, you can scare everyone on the road, they have cool gadgets and you can live in them http://static.usedcardeal.co.uk/images/dealer_sites/car_pix/35_17.jpg
19:24.52XhoThat is fugly
19:24.55MonetDoes that make Reddit free from tampering?
19:24.59IrskaadbackYes
19:25.15Wormyhttp://motoburg.com/25969-mitsubishi-delica-4x4.html
19:25.22MonetWhat if someone was pulling the strings of the parent company?
19:25.29IrskaadbackHuh
19:25.44CyrannianLadies, please.
19:25.52WormyFunctionality is more importanrt
19:26.34OluapWorkerhttp://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4256201_460s.jpg nanananana BATBEAR
19:26.42WormyDelicas are fuel guzlas though
19:26.49XhoMeh i'm your typical bloke
19:26.55XhoFast exotic looking cars
19:27.12OluapWorkerYou're a bloke, yes
19:27.13OluapWorker:>
19:27.21MonetIs a man a slave when he doesn't realise it?
19:27.34Irskaadbackdunno
19:28.03CyrannianIs a "bloke" an insult in Brazil?
19:28.36Cyrannian~dict bloke
19:28.51OluapWorkerNope, there's not a translation to bloke
19:28.52WormyI want a hoverbike.  And yes this is real, it will be in mass production soon http://www.gadgetreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/BMW-Hover-Bike.jpg
19:29.19MonetA bit cumbersome isn't it?
19:29.25OluapWorkerAh the wonders of people falling off those things
19:29.51CyrannianHere, we would use either ''guy'' or ''lad''.
19:30.15CyrannianThough I use the gender neutral ''person''
19:30.25OluapWorkerWe use "cara"
19:30.34WormyIt can hover at 10,000ft,
19:30.35Irskaadbackcara = face
19:30.37MonetThink about my question irsk.
19:30.44OluapWorkerIt's a masculine word but girls use it to each other occasionally
19:30.49OluapWorkerExpecially the tomboy ones
19:31.43IrskaadbackMonet: Which one
19:31.43XhoGeezus
19:31.49XhoBugatti Veyron is a monster
19:32.01MonetOf course.
19:32.04Monet[20:27] <Monet> Is a man a slave when he doesn't realise it?
19:32.05Xho1001 hp, 0-6 in 2.5 and 0-100 in 5.1
19:32.18Xho1001
19:32.19OluapWorkerwatchu talkin bout
19:32.25IrskaadbackProbably not, dunno
19:32.27XhoMost cars nowadays aren't even half of that
19:32.29MonetIt has 11 radiators and a top speed of 2603+!
19:32.36CyrannianHe already said he doesn't know Monet.
19:32.39OluapWorkerOh, cars
19:32.39Monet263*
19:32.47IrskaadbackCyrannian: ^
19:32.52Xho263mph down the road
19:32.59XhoEvery other car = on their sides
19:33.24XhoI doubt you could find many places in the UK where you could go 263 flat on
19:33.39MonetSometimes I wonder if 'dunno' means "I cba to answer"
19:34.03IrskaadbackNo seriously, I don't know
19:34.23Xho263mph = 425kmh
19:34.33MonetAlright. My point is, that is probably how the NWO would control us.
19:34.34XhoFor you metric dum dums
19:34.44IrskaadbackHow
19:34.48IrskaadbackAnd thanks Xho
19:34.59IrskaadbackI was comparing it to 263 Km/h in my brain
19:35.03CyrannianNow, I'm going on a picnic.
19:35.06XhoGetting hit by a Bugatti Veyron at top speed = Getting hit by 5 Loron simultaneously
19:35.24OluapWorker425kmh
19:35.27OluapWorkerholy dam
19:35.37XhoIf that hit you
19:35.38CyrannianBye!
19:35.43XhoThere would be nothing left of you
19:35.45XhoNOTHING
19:35.50XhoWell
19:35.51OluapWorkeru no leev
19:35.52XhoYou'd be dead
19:35.54XhoVery dead
19:35.59XhoImmensely dead
19:36.04XhoI mean 35mph can kill
19:36.06OluapWorkerI will kill you DEAD
19:36.09Xho263mph
19:36.16MonetNot sure: Information control, reality control, subliminal messaging, crowd control, peer-pressue and mass-hypnosis are some ideas.
19:36.17CyrannianWhat if you were made up of Gorf glue?
19:36.39XhoThen the car just gets warped around you and smashed to pieces
19:36.44IrskaadbackMany people could get past that
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19:37.04MonetYou say that but i'm not so sure.
19:37.09XhoPast a 263mph car?
19:37.14CyrannianAnyway, I'll be back after breakfast.
19:37.15XhoDepends how far away you are
19:37.16IrskaadbackNo past the control
19:37.28XhoA 1/4 mile, probably
19:37.37XhoAt that speed it would take ~9 seconds
19:37.44XhoNo wait
19:37.48Xho~5 seconds ish
19:38.11Xholol pwnd
19:38.12Monetpeer pressure and conformity are very good ways of controlling the masses.
19:38.22XhoAnything less than that and you have little chance of dodging that car
19:38.28XhoThat car goes at 263mph
19:38.30XhoBut the weight of ti
19:38.38IrskaadbackPeople would massively rebel against a worldwide dictatorship
19:38.40XhoIn Sporewiki terms
19:39.03MonetOnly idiotic dictators would be so overt.
19:39.08XhoImagine the weight of 5 Loron running at you at 425kmh
19:39.16MonetLook at China for cryingo tu loud!
19:39.38IrskaadbackAnonymous hacked China - It can be defeated, it just takes years
19:39.52OluapWorkerI wouldn't like a gang of 5 giant rapping bugs running after me for sure
19:39.55MonetAnd think of all the human rigghts groups that got flattened.
19:40.16MonetIf the news is right, those people in the PRC are drones.
19:40.40XhoA Loron punch = 9000 J
19:40.51XhoBugatti Veyron at 263mph = 12.85 million
19:41.07XhoThat thing will WASTE you
19:41.17MonetArtst Ai Weiwei has been arrested by the PRC for his views, several times. And he's an international artist.
19:41.39IrskaadbackPoor guy
19:42.24MonetOh yeah and then there's the Tian-amen square massaccre. I get this feeling that most people are more conformatist than you think.
19:42.38XhoLoron punch = crushes skull
19:42.48XhoBugatti Veyron collision = rips you to pieces
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19:42.55Monetconformist (I think)
19:43.03ShalonarBack
19:43.22IrskaadbackStill, look at many European countries, including Portugal, they got off a dictatorship and can still actively protest
19:43.43MonetHow long did the dictatorship last though?
19:43.47Xhohttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2052533/Worlds-fastest-crash-test-Car-smashes-wall-120mph-speed-family-runarounds-hit.html This is only 120mph
19:43.54XhoBugatti does over twice the speed of it
19:44.30IrskaadbackPortugal: 1926-1974, so 48 years
19:44.57MonetChina hasa been under iron rule since the 30s I think.
19:45.00Shalonar70 years
19:45.06Shalonarwe win
19:45.13Shalonarj/k
19:45.34ShalonarAnd the Empire was not nice to its subjects either
19:45.38Shalonarso...
19:45.49XhoChina has been since about 1912
19:46.25MonetSo about a century of being a one-party state. Sounds pretty solid.
19:47.28OluapWorker100 years then
19:47.37OluapWorkerdat a lot
19:47.39IrskaadbackDinner bai
19:47.59MonetThe trick China uses is that it is ruled by a party, not one man like oh-so-many other dictatorships.
19:49.20XhoI remember back when the Xhodocto were like the Aztecs
19:49.28XhoBrutal sacrificing motherfuckers
19:49.29ShalonarYep
19:49.37ShalonarImpaling you on spikes
19:49.44OluapWorkerChosen do that now
19:49.59ShalonarI remember the Xhodocto Impalers and three Xhodocto philosophies
19:50.16XhoI need to delete those
19:50.21XhoThey're not canon now
19:50.25ShalonarNice Xhodocto, neutral Xhodocto and BAWIHATEYOUDIEDIEDIE Xhodocto
19:50.42Shalonar*sadface*
19:51.16ShalonarAh, the good old days.
19:51.46OluapWorkerXho: http://oi50.tinypic.com/30m8sh0.jpg
19:51.59ShalonarRadeons were yellow, Xhodocto could be killed, Krassio, young Ramashe, Aur'Lumniassa...
19:52.03Shalonarsighs
19:52.06ShalonarNostalgia.
19:52.18Xhoolol
19:52.25OluapWorkerOld Radeon looked like plushies
19:52.37Shalonar*Xhodocto could be killed
19:52.48ShalonarNow that was awesome
19:52.49MonetChester A. Bum - I was a yellow rat once!
19:52.57XhoXhodocto were still hard to kill though :>
19:53.18Shalonar2% of surviving an encounter with SHODDIES, yep
19:53.35OluapWorkerI remember the first time I introduced Shu, me and Xho talked on him being an ally of the Xhodocto
19:53.57OluapWorkerBack then I was scared shitless of Xho to be honest
19:54.03XhoEverything went better than expected then
19:54.07ShalonarWhenever I hear XHODDIES, my ears melt and I roar incomprehensible nonsense at Irsk
19:54.08XhoAND YOU SHOULD STILL BE
19:54.16Xhoeats everyone
19:54.31OluapWorkernu
19:54.31Xho...Guess not
19:54.32OluapWorkerpops out of Xho's stomach "Alien" style
19:54.39Monetjumped into an interdimensional portal just in time
19:54.59Xhopushes Oluap back in his stomach
19:55.01XhoYOU'RE GOING TO BE DIGESTED
19:55.09OluapWorkerbutbutbut
19:55.11XhoAND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT
19:55.15XhoAND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT
19:55.20OluapWorkerfrowns
19:55.23Shalonartakes over Xho's body Galrauch-style
19:55.32ShalonarI guess nobody knows who is Galrauch
19:55.45ShalonarPerhaps Monet knows, but I am not sure
19:55.46XhoIf I did I would have responded
19:55.52MonetThis is why I don't evert want to be part of a hivemaind.
19:56.23XhoTenochtitlan
19:56.25ShalonarIt is a Warhammer Fantasy character.
19:56.28XhoEveryone knows where that's from
19:56.37ShalonarA dragon nom'd a demon
19:56.54ShalonarThe demon takes over the dragon
19:57.05OluapWorkerhur
19:57.09ShalonarNow we have a demon dragon, and that is Galrauch
19:57.19OluapWorkerWhen I first joined the fictionverse
19:57.22OluapWorkerThe Dracs were a Tier 4 republic
19:57.29ShalonarHur
19:57.53ShalonarYou told us it would eventually become a constitutional monarchy
19:58.23OluapWorkerI retconned them to have always been a monarchy
19:58.36ShalonarI mean
19:58.43ShalonarIt is absolute now
19:58.54Shalonarbut will later become constitutional
19:59.10Xhohttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sacrifice_in_Aztec_culture Christ...look down at the table and see how fucked up the Aztecs were
19:59.35MonetWhen I first joined everything of the Imperium was tiny compared to now.
19:59.37OluapWorkerAztecs were angry nuts
20:00.05OluapWorkerBack when I made the Battle of Planet Kaizox, Xho called it "brilliant"
20:00.06OluapWorkerI was a happy panda that day
20:00.13XhoI did?
20:00.17XhoI meant dum :>
20:00.27OluapWorkerpunches a hole through Xho's faic
20:00.29Monet"Stange armoured warriors are burning our homes. Qucik, sacrifice more innocents so they will go away!"
20:01.02ShalonarOne crazy thing, Xho
20:01.15OluapWorkerGet the Inquisition to meet this thing: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Leziacrab
20:01.24ShalonarAztecs were EAGER to sacrifice themselves
20:01.32ShalonarHow crazy they may be
20:01.42XhoI knew that
20:02.00XhoFor some reason
20:02.11XhoI feel like spreading on Kicath info
20:02.15MonetApparently there was one south american culture that sacrificed itself to extinction hoping to ward off the Spanish. Thing is, their cities were never found.
20:02.28XhoAnd on the Southern Kicath cultuer
20:02.31Xho*culture
20:02.33OluapWorkerAnd LotG refered to the Zazane as "Zazabe" in my Blog once
20:02.34XhoIn an Aztec manner
20:03.56OluapWorkerLooking at my old fiction makes me want to shoot myself in the balls
20:04.19XhoThey were sort of overcome by a dark presence on Paclernos in 694,700 BC until 289,793 BC
20:04.46MonetInquisitor - *reads up on Leziacrab* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
20:04.47XhoCould have well been like "DEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHSACRIFICEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW"
20:04.49ShalonarOluapWorker: Tru day
20:05.13OluapWorkerLet me guess
20:05.17OluapWorkerThis presence = Angazhar?
20:05.27XhoNo
20:05.30OluapWorkerdum
20:05.39XhoWasn't Xhodocto related
20:06.06MonetKicath do seem to keep referencing the Xhodocto. Maybe it's ebcause Kithworto's pwer scares the shit out of them?
20:06.09IrskaadbackWhat would happen if a Nvarxn shouted XHODDIES at the rest of the legion?
20:06.31XhoThe Cult would probably tie all the Nvarxn up and leave them to the mercy of the Xi'Arazulha
20:06.37ShalonarHur
20:06.41Irskaadback:D
20:06.47XhoNot a good thing
20:06.56XhoXi'Arazulha would turn them all into skeletons
20:07.01Irskaadback:(
20:07.11XhoMonet: Pretty much yeah
20:07.18OluapWorkerXi'Arazulha - nom
20:07.31XhoKicath are Xhodocto mad because of their bitching dark powers and such
20:07.49XhoSigma being a vessel of death and life is sort of not a good thing
20:08.13XhoSigma, Kithworto
20:08.17XhoWhatever you'd like to call him
20:08.22OluapWorkerMostly death since it's your fiction
20:09.13XhoEkol'nyuri (Kicathian God of Death/Destruction) is basically an old skool version of Xi'Arazkha
20:09.43OluapWorkerXi'Arazkha - Been stalking y'all since before I as born
20:09.48XhoDal'nyur (Kicathian God of Life/Creation) is actually Verezuon
20:09.54OluapWorkerXi'Arazkha - FGT
20:10.12Irskaadbackhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Cult_of_the_Deathmarch#Races y tabber no has nvarxn
20:10.35XhoEkol'nyuri is either Xi'Arazkha from a past time or a manifestation of the Xhodocto, or something related to Xhodocto at the most
20:11.03OluapWorkerAdd them yourself
20:11.20IrskaadbackI must be nagged first
20:11.37XhoEkol'nyuri is your conventional god of death
20:11.41OluapWorkersmacks Irskaadback
20:11.42OluapWorkerDo it
20:11.58IrskaadbackOw
20:11.59XhoLikes things related to death
20:12.06XhoRaised undead armies etc
20:12.33XhoFunny because in Paclernos the catacombs which the Kicath were buried in often contained tens of thousands
20:12.35MonetAlcanti seems like a paradise...
20:13.05OluapWorkerXi'Arazkha - Next step: make Kithworto rise an army of undead Kicath. Then buy some soda.
20:13.09IrskaadbackHalloway seems like a paradise...
20:13.32MonetAnd Alcanti had tow dinosaur-ruling periods.
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20:14.02MonetTribal daconis used to hunt sauropods for meat.
20:14.03ShalonarI wonder how do your creatures bury their dead
20:14.20XhoExcept for the time Ekol'nyuri's centre of power was a holy (or in this case unholy) pavilion of graves
20:14.25ShalonarHi Jo
20:14.26ShalonarRadeons burn them
20:14.43OluapWorkerHi
20:14.48OluapWorkerHmm, never though about that
20:15.03XhoKicath put them in catacombs/bury them in circular pavillions as I just said
20:15.56ShalonarCremating you ALIVE was is the common Radeon execution.
20:16.01Shalonar*is
20:16.05Technobliteratorheey guys
20:16.12Technobliteratorwhat did i need to do again?
20:16.22MonetIf you built a village in the middle of a sauropod migration path, expect it to get flattened every spring/autumn.
20:16.31OluapWorkerFinish relations
20:16.50Irskaadback^
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20:18.25Xho_Dammit
20:18.30Technobliteratorwhich ones?
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20:18.42Xho_Did anyone see the message I said about the million dead Kicath
20:18.48Xho_I guess not
20:18.53OluapWorker_Significantly large amounts of dum
20:18.58Technobliterator" [21:15] <Xho> Kicath put them in catacombs/bury them in circular pavillions as I just said"
20:19.04Technobliteratorwhich ones OluapWorker_ ?
20:19.06Xho_No I had a message after that
20:19.10Technobliteratorwhich relations
20:19.12OluapWorker_All of them
20:19.18Technobliteratorwhih are
20:19.26Xho_I said that the largest pavilion of which the Dark God inhabited had almost a million Kicath
20:19.41Xho_So imagine having a million undead Kicath just guarding a centre of Death
20:19.42Technobliteratorbloody hell
20:19.51OluapWorker_BCN and UNO
20:20.30Technobliteratoroh...we arent doing bcn
20:21.11OluapWorker_http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxyayyV6dg1qghyiqo1_400.gif God of trolling
20:21.38MonetDraconis like to bury the dead in family tombs.
20:22.23Xho_Although in the centre of the pavilion there's a sacrificial temple
20:22.42MonetThey were considered status symbols.
20:22.44Xho_Of which there was a throne where the Dark God used to sit
20:22.59OluapWorkerhttp://trollando.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cosplay.jpg Iron Man, more like Doritos Man
20:23.17Xho_There was also a sacrificial altar where a Kicath/whatever used to be sacrificed to appease the god
20:23.36MonetOluap: Is that a red bin-bag he's waering?
20:24.13MonetCult of Drakon - Sacrifices: BAD!
20:24.24Xho_Although such practices no longer exist
20:24.41Xho_In fact they haven't existed for 291,000 years there
20:24.42MonetCoD - *thumbs-up*
20:24.58IrskaadbackKomorians - *thumbs down*
20:25.22IrskaadbackKTS still does sacrifices to Antediluvian
20:25.36MonetCoD - Why do you still sacrifice people?
20:25.52Xho_The sacrificed used to be decapitated and have their skulls set into the walls which lined the halls of the pavilions
20:25.55IrskaadbackJaan - To appease the god, of course. =__=
20:26.00Xho_You could imagine millions of skulls were there
20:26.11Xho_Not a pretty sight
20:26.17MonetSounds liek the Paris catacombs.
20:26.25Technobliteratorgood god i thought Monet meant call of duty there
20:26.28Xho_Especially as the Kicath never actually buried their dead either
20:26.32IrskaadbackLOL JO
20:26.35Xho_Not the dark god's anyway
20:26.57Xho_They used to tie their dead to slabs or tables and left them to...well yeah you get the picture
20:26.58OluapWorkerNot gonna lie, Call of Duty did come to my head too
20:27.01Xho_Lots of Kicathian bones
20:27.06MonetCleric - But it's... barbaric. You are taking life from a being that derserves life.
20:27.40OluapWorkerDC Cultist - LIFE FOR THE DEVOURER, NOTHING ELSE
20:27.59TechnobliteratorRef'kola - ENNIT??? LAFF AN SERV DA DEVOURA!!!!
20:28.01MonetCleric - Would a benevolent diety truly ask for blood?
20:28.07Technobliteratormonet who does that quote remind you of?
20:28.09IrskaadbackJaan - Your religion is barbaric too. Instead of a garden as an afterlife, why not eternal power? A garden is a miserable afterlife.
20:28.21IrskaadbackJaan - And yes. All gods do.
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20:28.33OluapWorkerhttp://www.naoligo.com/kkk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mother-of-god.jpg IS NOT POSSIBLE
20:28.37MonetCleric - Not Drakon.
20:28.43Xho_So yeah
20:28.51IrskaadbackJaan - That means your god is weak and foolish.
20:29.08Xho_Millions of Kicathian skeletons symmetrically lined up in circles
20:29.11OluapWorkerDC Cultist - The only afterlife is becoming one with the Devourer's great energy!
20:29.15MonetCleric - he enlightened us, weaned us from the desire for bloodshed.
20:29.38Xho_You could imagine the amount of blood spilled
20:29.41OluapWorkerWhat other Kicath goe are there?
20:29.54IrskaadbackJaan - I'd rather have omnipotence, thank you. And enlightment? Our god provides true enlightment, not the fake one you all crave for.
20:29.59Xho_The God of Life
20:30.05Xho_Where sacrifices didn't happen
20:30.17ShalonarA la Quetz?
20:30.23OluapWorkerhttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g5i6sy9B1qdlh1io1_400.gif DOUBLE KILL
20:30.24Xho_You had pavilions similar to that of the Dark God but not corpses strewn everywhere
20:30.34MonetCleric - The promise of paradise is a just reward for a life of toil. Accepting promises of pwer is a sign of vanity and selfishness.
20:30.39Xho_Had millions of urns for cremated dead instead of strapped down skeletons
20:31.11Xho_Considering you had Kicath interred in both for ~400,000 years you could imagine how many
20:31.24IrskaadbackJaan - So? Janzeviz is a good idol of what we can achieve if we appease the god.
20:31.40IrskaadbackJaan - Except... *cries* Janzeviz worshipped the old ones...
20:31.51IrskaadbackJaan - The wrong ones... *Cries*
20:32.09Xho_Kicathian Urns were about 10ft tall and contained the ashes of one Kicath
20:32.17Xho_Often inscribing their names on it
20:32.32Xho_In the midst of the pavilion had a temple like that as well
20:32.56Xho_Although sacrificial offerings weren't done there either
20:33.28MonetCleric - "Repsect the world our father has created for us, and the one that your mother presented to you. Do not contemplate what lies beyond centuries of life, but the events of the present. We are beings of the now, embrace it" - The book has many lessons.
20:33.52IrskaadbackJaan - Your book is garbage. The book of Antediluvian is the only right one.
20:33.53Xho_Dark Kicath - "SACRIFICEDEATHBAAAW"
20:34.29IrskaadbackKeep in mind these were the dum Komorians who worshipped Xhodocto
20:34.54Xho_Even more dum to stop worshiping the Xhodocto
20:35.11IrskaadbackWhat did you expect when you kill their idol :p
20:35.41OluapWorkerBefore = Xhodocto - BAAAW STOP WORSHIPPING US
20:35.46OluapWorkerNow = Xhodocto - BAAAW Y U STOP WORSHIPPING US
20:36.00Xho_Oh Xhodocto u so silly
20:36.33MonetCleric - "Be wary of those who approach with words of power. The Lifefather asked only that we honoured what he did for us and nothing more, for he is truly divine."
20:36.46Xho_If I can I might make an adventure of a Dark Kicathian pavilion
20:37.30IrskaadbackJaan - About as divine as a badly made Kendakhn. (A soup that is said if done wrong, it is horrendous in Komorian Society)
20:38.54MonetI think the cleric has a point. Would a benevolent diety treat his followers as subjects or as admirers?
20:39.05MonetOr perhaps neither?
20:39.54IrskaadbackJaan - Now before you criticize our faith, be sure to know what's wrong with your faith.
20:40.35MonetCleric - "he who thinks gods must prove their existance, let him be enlightened. Belief comes from the heart and not the mind"
20:41.07IrskaadbackJaan - Our god proved his existence =__=
20:41.24IrskaadbackJaan - *Shows footage from 407 KRE*
20:41.43MonetCleric - Does that make him automatically better than Drakon?
20:41.51OluapWorkerDC Cultist - All falls into the Devourer's grasp in the end!
20:41.55TechnobliteratorVyro'Narza - Drakon exists....
20:41.58IrskaadbackJaan - Yes.
20:42.12TechnobliteratorVyro'Narza - You barely know your god, Jaan.
20:42.18IrskaadbackJaan - And I never heard of Drakon but good gods are weak and useless.
20:42.39IrskaadbackJaan - Now, a god like Antediluvian, cunning, intelligent, those are traits of an excellent god.
20:42.44TechnobliteratorVyro'Narza - That's a very weak interpretation. Have you seen what Volzara can do?
20:42.51Technobliterator*poor interpretation
20:42.55IrskaadbackJaan - Volzara's trash.
20:43.20MonetCleric - "A physical being is fragile and prone to disease. An idea is infectious and immortal. Which is more powerful and more prevalent?"
20:43.24OluapWorkerDC Cultist - Volzara is an enemy of our god and an enemy of the Allied Gods as well!
20:43.33TechnobliteratorVyro'Narza - You clearly see things in a black and white way. I should mention that Volzara has destroyed many 'dark gods' in ways more brutal than Antediluvian.
20:44.12TechnobliteratorVyro'Narza - She also isn't your typical fancy, lovey-dovey god, either. And the Alied Gods and Devourer? Please, Shu'ulathoi cultists, don't make us laugh.
20:44.32IrskaadbackJaan - Pffft. All hail Antediluvian and nobody else.
20:44.45OluapWorkerDC Cultist - Don't speak our god's name in vain, expecially after him and the Allied Gods almost destroyed you.
20:44.45MonetThe Drakon cultist has been spouting from the Book of Divine Teachings al lthis time!
20:45.22IrskaadbackJaan - And sir cleric, your faith could not be more corrupt, more flawed and more hideous than a nasty Antitheist Tahar.
20:45.35OluapWorkerDC Cultist - Nnngh. Tahars.
20:45.42IrskaadbackJaan - Indeed.
20:45.46TechnobliteratorVyro'Narza - That isn't taking my comment into account, Jaan. It's dismissing it and refusing to understand truth in it. Some time ago, you would have turned down Antediluvian jsut as easily in favour of Angazhar.
20:46.10MonetCleric - How so? My god does not ask for anything from me but his memory. Yours asks for war, deat and sacrifice and offers unlimited power.
20:46.12IrskaadbackJaan - We were blind. He betrayed us. Now we see the infinite light.
20:46.31IrskaadbackJaan - Of course. Because demanding gods are the best gods.
20:46.42TechnobliteratorVyro'Narza - "Speak the name of your gods in vain"? We do not. We merely refer to them by what they are. It is not in the Xhodocto's best interest to harm us themselves directly; they have their own, new reality to bother with.
20:47.14IrskaadbackJaan - Hmph. Why do you insist in converting us
20:47.16Irskaadback?
20:47.37OluapWorkerI've been thinking that the Chosen's prayed could actually be capable of developing some kind of entropic energy which empowers Marigrax
20:47.56MonetCleric - "There is none more attentive or more passsive tha nthe observer. For he sees everything in every detail. He does not act and only wathces, but he is always rpesent".
20:47.57OluapWorkerSo he basically creates the cult and feeds off them to make himself stronger
20:48.10TechnobliteratorVyro'Narza - I do not. I never mentioned converting you. All I attempt to do is open your mind to other possibilites and other viewpoints; this way you can understand why others see you as less intelligent.
20:48.23Technobliteratorthat's interesting oluiap
20:48.33IrskaadbackJaan - Antediluvian. He watches all of us. Be obedient, and you get power. Be disobedient, and get casted to Xhodocto hell.
20:48.49OluapWorkerActually the entire Chosen is unaware of Marigrax, except Geltastra, Acolyte Dood and the Champions
20:48.50Technobliteratormaybe he gets the Chosen to do all this work for him and stff?
20:48.50MonetCleric - And how can one advance if he canot think?
20:48.50IrskaadbackJaan - I am intelligent myself.
20:48.58OluapWorkerThat's the idea, yes
20:49.04IrskaadbackJaan - We think... =__=
20:49.19MonetCleric - Do you think of anything but obeying your god?
20:49.26TechnobliteratorVyro'Narza - You may think you are intelligent. But others do not see that so. Majority rules, my friend.
20:49.38IrskaadbackJaan - Yes. My empire, my people, paperwork, relations with the heretics, etc
20:49.56Irskaadback(Heretics = SSZ
20:49.58Irskaadback)
20:51.03MonetCleric - Passage 85: "He who is of his own mind grows to greater power than he who follows. The independant can choose for himself, choose his own destiny and rise to greatness in his own way, the follower can only obay and is therefore destined for melancholy"
20:51.45IrskaadbackJaan - Why, why are you so racist to our faith that it is necessary for you to convert us?
20:52.40MonetCleric - Only the Draconis and their kin may have the honour of joining the cult. But the book contains valuable life-lessons.
20:52.53IrskaadbackJaan - Rubbish!
20:52.59TechnobliteratorVyro'Narza - Quiet, Draconis.
20:53.06IrskaadbackJaan - Yes, quiet!
20:53.29TechnobliteratorVyro'Narza - You won't persuade him that way. They will see it as your attempt to convert them.
20:53.59MonetCleric - This is understandable, I suppose. My words are wasted.
20:54.06IrskaadbackJaan - Good.
20:54.25TechnobliteratorVyro'Narza - Alow them to have their singleminded, unintelligent view. It will only be bad for them in the long run.
20:54.49IrskaadbackJaan - I am not unintelligent. *Shows his math tests, mostly 78-92% grades*
20:55.12MonetCleric - I would quote an appropriate passage, butt jaan may see it as another attempt to convert him.
20:55.25IrskaadbackJaan - =__=
20:55.33TechnobliteratorVyro'Narza - That sort of intellect is not the sort that is applied to this.
20:55.52IrskaadbackJaan - Just GTFO my face.
20:56.17OluapWorkerturns into a bear and attacks Xho_
20:56.31OluapWorkerfinish proto-docto paeg
20:57.03MonetInteresting how both the cult and the Vyro'Narza have similar worldviews.
20:57.22TechnobliteratorVyro'Narza have no real views
20:57.37OluapWorkerChosen are just "BAAAAW WORSHIP DEVOURER OR DIE BAAAAAAAW
20:57.38OluapWorker"
20:57.46TechnobliteratorVyro'Narza - That's a brilliant way of dismissing my argument. You 3D mortals really need some sense.
20:57.53MonetActually, good point, Tuolog seems to understand though.
20:58.12TechnobliteratorYu[
20:58.14Technobliterator*yup
20:58.29OluapWorkerDalverat - tuolog dum
20:58.42IrskaadbackJaan - =__= *Shuts off* (It would be funny if Drakon appeared as one of his guards - Best way to convince him of anything)
20:58.46TechnobliteratorTuolog - dalverat meh
20:59.05MonetYou expect a member of the 13th tribe to do that?
20:59.10IrskaadbackYes :3
20:59.35OluapWorker13th Tribe are too busy hiding from AnteddyBear
20:59.44MonetI did base the cult's teachings on my own opinions of a 'good faith'.
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21:01.07MonetThe Cult of Drakon promotes the idea of thinking for yourself and following your talents and passions.
21:02.18IrskaadbackBTW Draconis will be angry at this Komorian tradition - Komorians clone supersoldiers.
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21:02.52Irskaadbackeek a lotg
21:02.57MonetAgain, they only hate it when Draconis are the ones under questionably moral experiments like that.
21:02.59MonetHi
21:03.15OluapWorkerdum buni
21:04.07MonetOther than that, go nuts!
21:04.17LotGWhat we talking about?
21:04.28Monet[22:02] <Irskaadback> BTW Draconis will be angry at this Komorian tradition - Komorians clone supersoldiers.
21:04.53IrskaadbackWhat if Komorians cloned a Draconis supersoldier? How would Draconis reply? :P
21:05.02ShalonarHi
21:05.05MonetDIE SCUM!
21:05.12ShalonarBTW
21:05.12Xho_Meta-Emperor has surrendered
21:05.17Shalonarhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Imperix
21:05.21Xho_Nexus Grox are now independent
21:05.23ShalonarI made a new page
21:05.26Irskaadbackpew pew at Komorian worlds?
21:05.29ShalonarI demand quotes
21:05.38MonetJust the labs.
21:05.43Irskaadback:P
21:05.45MonetAnd the bases wehre they are kept.
21:05.58OluapWorkerFinally
21:06.01OluapWorkerYou deserve a reward
21:06.03LotGShalonar: Great, now help us edit this page [[Fiction:Mali'Zane]]
21:06.03morgothBotPyLotG meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Mali'Zane
21:06.18OluapWorkerthrows whatever Imperios likes to eat at him
21:06.18Xho_I now say that Lord Korizakh should take over the Grox Empire
21:06.26ShalonarThanx
21:06.37MonetA Cult of Drakon Cleric, A Taldar and Nayruvous Jaan had a bit of a discussion at why Anteddy worship might not be as great as it seems.
21:06.59ShalonarXho_: He could be one of the Grox remnant leaders
21:07.00OluapWorkerMirras III - GTFO
21:07.15IrskaadbackNyrouvous Jaan is a worker in a Komorian mine. Not to be confused with Navyrus Jaan.
21:07.15Xho_I doubt Korizakh would like a remnant
21:07.39Xho_Korizakh - BAH FUCK YOUR REMNANT IMMA MAKE A MORE POWERFUL GROX
21:07.40MonetWhatever I got the name slightly wrong. You know who I mean.
21:07.45Irskaadback^^
21:07.58ShalonarBasically
21:08.22ShalonarHe would be a member of the ebul Grox council.
21:08.33Xho_Korizakh wouldn't do that
21:08.51ShalonarThen dunno
21:09.06OluapWorkerhe's dum
21:09.06Xho_Korizakh considers himself a superior Grox and would probably attempt to exterminate or at the very least absorb the other Grox
21:09.09ShalonarQuote Imperix please
21:09.16Shalonarbye
21:09.55Xho_http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Nexus_Grox I was about to make this page then I was shocked to see that I already did it
21:09.56Irskaadbackeek the kggc
21:10.02OluapWorkerlol
21:10.17OluapWorkerfinish proto-docto paeg
21:10.21OluapWorkerexpand kraths paeg
21:10.22OluapWorkergrrr
21:10.57Xho_grrr u
21:11.08Xho_Korizakh now finds the Meta-Emperor an enemy
21:11.19OluapWorkerHe technically is, yes
21:11.28OluapWorkerMeta-Emp is a member of the Civilisation now
21:12.05Irskaadback“All these Grox immigrants just draws more attention to us from unwanted sources... This is one of the Sources.” -> KGGC on Nexus Grod
21:12.08IrskaadbackGrox*
21:15.00OluapWorkerKing Mirras is best King
21:15.16Xho_I can't say Korizakh is because he's not a king
21:15.53OluapWorkerIf the Nexus Grox attacked Borealis they would have to pass through the Junction first
21:16.59Xho_Depends if the Xhodocto side of the Nexus Grox can fight them
21:17.13TechnobliteratorJunction - u no get through
21:17.19TechnobliteratorBorealis is fucking hard to get into though
21:17.29Technobliteratorthnks to the Borealis Grid
21:17.31Xho_You are talking to me though
21:17.36Xho_Mr. Overpowered
21:17.41Technobliteratoryeah yeah i know...:P
21:17.50OluapWorkerMr. Won't get Allowed To Actually Attack Borealis
21:17.56Xho_Course, Nexus Grox could ask the Xhodocto to help
21:18.10Xho_At a cost of the Nexus Grox becoming a Legion race
21:18.16Technobliteratorpredicts OluapWorker's death
21:18.27OluapWorkerHey it's time to die already
21:18.33Technobliteratorhurr
21:18.41Xho_Whoa what
21:18.52WormyLook how he runs.
21:18.54Xho_Anyway Jo I was thinking about something
21:19.17Xho_Loron vs Zí-Jittorám
21:19.46TechnobliteratorLoron vs Zi-Jittoram? Hmm
21:20.07Xho_It would be like the unstoppable force hitting the immovable object
21:20.09TechnobliteratorLoron have numbers and are a bit stronger, Zi-Jittoram are obviously clever and will have high tech
21:20.11Xho_Quite literally
21:20.15Technobliteratoryup
21:20.16Xho_I mean 1 vs 1
21:20.24Technobliteratorah...got you
21:20.27Xho_As in fist-fight
21:20.41TechnobliteratorZi-Jittoram are fastera ren't they?
21:20.49Xho_To some degree yes
21:20.53Xho_In a basic sense no
21:21.01Xho_Zí-Jittorám are three times the weight of a Loron
21:21.25Technobliteratoroh...i was gonna say if that was the case a Zí-Ittorám would win; fighting comes down to speed& technique in many cases
21:21.26Xho_You'd need to piss off the Zí-Jittorám if you want it running
21:21.57Technobliteratorhow heavy are they?
21:22.05WormyLoron have killed epics though
21:22.12Xho_2400lbs/1090kg
21:22.19Technobliteratorbloody hell
21:22.43TechnobliteratorWormy: i dunno if you read the latest Loron facts, but an ordinay Loron's arm transfers the average energy of 9,000J
21:22.48Xho_Killing Epics and killing a Zí-Jittorám are different things
21:23.03TechnobliteratorZr'Ahgloth's transfers 72,000J; the strongets Loron ever, Gratz'kaoz, is 108,000J
21:23.04Xho_So basically it's hitting like a car speed of 55mph
21:23.17Xho_Geezus
21:23.42Xho_I figured out that the Bugatti Veyron's momentum transfer is close to 12.85 million at top speed
21:23.56Xho_That's a 4100lb car going at 263mph
21:24.03Xho_If that hit you
21:24.04Xho_ded
21:24.08Xho_very ded
21:24.11Technobliteratorfucking squashed
21:24.25Xho_By that Zí-Jittorám hit at about 8700
21:24.32Xho_Depending on their speed
21:24.41Xho_Zí-Jittorám move fairly slowly but articulate
21:25.13Xho_A Loron punching a Zí-Jittorám would probably confuse them as the Zí-Jittorám wouldn't be killed from a punch
21:25.25Xho_Loron - OI MAN YOO DUM Y U NO DED YA STOOPID LOSA
21:26.00Xho_I think 10ish punches straight to the Zí-Jittorám's chest will cause them some severe damage
21:26.18Xho_As for the Zí-Jittorám
21:26.33Xho_Well if the Loron gets any further than 7m from them the Loron is at a serious disadvantage
21:26.48Xho_I mean Zí-Jittorám
21:27.05Xho_If the Loron gets any further than 7m from the Zí-Jittorám
21:27.33Xho_The Loron would have to deal with the tongue and the apparent charging power of a Zí-Jittorám
21:27.56Xho_Unless the Loron can sort of back a Zí-Jittorám charge it's not going to end well for either of them depending on the situation
21:28.15Xho_It's literally 50/50 with them
21:28.29Technobliteratorhmmm...that's pretty interesting actually
21:29.00Xho_The Zí-Jittorám's weight makes the Loron have a serious disadvantage given the Zí-Jittorám being able to run at their top speed
21:29.39Xho_Being the weight of 3 Loron it isn't easy for the Loron to get up from that
21:29.43Technobliteratorthat would make for a pretty strong momentum
21:30.07Xho_Zí-Jittorám's top speed is something like 80mph
21:30.55Xho_That's getting close to 700,000 J
21:31.20Xho_Unless the Loron can throw the Zí-Jittorám from a side hit
21:31.23Technobliteratorffffu
21:31.32Xho_There's no way of getting out of that alive
21:31.48Xho_Loron can easily pick up a Zí-Jittorám but at that speed it's not easy
21:32.12Technobliteratorprobably have to jump to dodge that...assuming they can jump fast enough
21:32.15Technobliteratorand far enough
21:32.37Xho_Other issues you'd have to deal with is the Zí-Jittorám's teeth
21:32.54Technobliteratorwhat's their teeth like?
21:32.58Xho_Immensely sharp and also able to inject a venom which can turn your flesh into soggy tissue paper
21:33.29Xho_Although that often causes pain for a Zí-Jittorám due to the nutrients required to make that venom
21:33.41Xho_And to lose it in a split second
21:33.46Xho_Gives them a nasty headache
21:34.11Xho_I can imagine Loron pincers should be able to wound a Zí-Jittorám's arm
21:34.21Xho_And vice versa
21:34.46Xho_Although the Zí-Jittorám's weakness is its eyesight
21:34.53Xho_Their eyesight is terrible
21:35.08Xho_Peripherals are supernatural but the rest is awful
21:35.19TechnobliteratorLoron oddly have a crap sense of small
21:35.26Xho_Just as well
21:35.32Xho_Zí-Jittorám smell awful
21:35.35Xho_Like emulsion
21:35.44Xho_Makes your throat feel like it's burning
21:35.45Technobliteratorahaa
21:36.37Xho_I think if the Loron could punch its hardest possible at the Zí-Jittorám's central eye the Loron has a chance of killing it
21:37.07Technobliteratorouch
21:37.33Xho_Other than that the Zí-Jittorám could punch with a force which could down a Loron and the Loron given a punch with some effort could down a Zí-Jittorám
21:37.55LotGhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4 Wow, crazy song
21:38.04Xho_Or if you can sever a limb from the Zí-Jittorám the blood pressure might cause a cardiac arrest in the Zí-Jittorám and kill it
21:38.21Xho_Since their body is like a balloon on the inside but a tank on the outside
21:38.58Xho_I'm just trying to think of what the Loron can do to beat it down
21:39.17Technobliteratorhmmm...really itneresing stuff
21:39.17Xho_Well multiple hits, picking it up and smashing it
21:39.32Xho_Given enough force to the neck could rip its head off
21:39.54Xho_Although the main problem there is the tongue
21:40.10Xho_The tongue from the Zí-Jittorám could strangle/decapitate the Loron
21:40.20Xho_Unless the Loron punches it in the face and crushes the face entirely
21:40.33Xho_It won't kill the Zí-Jittorám though
21:40.43Technobliteratordo Jittoram have any weak points?
21:40.48Xho_Yeah
21:40.51Xho_The chest
21:41.02Xho_Contains the central eye, behind it is its heart and its brain
21:41.14Xho_Although that is protected by an exoskeleton
21:41.44Technobliteratoroh yeah
21:41.49Xho_You'd need a very powerful hit to get through that exoskeleton
21:41.58Xho_Multiple Loron punches should get through that eventually
21:42.00Technobliteratorsorry, i forgot that the central eye was the chest
21:42.24Xho_Mind you the central eye if damaged isn't much of a hindrance to the Zí-Jittorám
21:42.27Xho_They still have two more
21:42.32Xho_On their shoulders
21:43.10Xho_You'd need to punch straight through the chest to kill it
21:43.27Xho_Although once again I made a point once that Zí-Jittorám blood is very acidic
21:43.37Xho_Bugger I really thought this through
21:43.49Xho_I doubt the Loron would care by then
21:44.02Xho_Rip its heart/brain straight out
21:44.09Xho_At a cost of the arm's ability to function
21:44.41Xho_Zí-Jittorám's main disadvantage might be the Loron's size
21:44.48Xho_Loron are like 2m taller than them
21:45.00Xho_Be like hitting a midget made of brick
21:45.43Xho_That's all I can think of
21:46.05Xho_Given the luck of the Loron it could kill the Zí-Jittorám with a very accurate punch
21:46.09TechnobliteratorLoron wouldn't normally think about the fact they might get poisoned
21:46.35Technobliteratorand instinctively the punch the head, arms or chest
21:46.55Xho_It's range predominately
21:47.05Technobliteratorchest as it winds them, head just because they like to and because it gives concussion/smashes through the skill, and arms so their muscles become damaged
21:47.17Xho_Zí-Jittorám at point blank and 7m distance + are when they are most dangerous
21:47.40TechnobliteratorWhen the Loron punch people in fiction I often have to underpower them so that it's more fair; realistically everytime a Loron pucnhes a Tahar the Tahar would have died
21:47.54Xho_I wondered why they didn't die
21:48.06Xho_I imagine if a Loron punched a human in the head the human's head would explode
21:48.23Xho_If a Wranploer can do that then the Loron should easily do that
21:48.42LotGI think that Zazane would perhaps be the only small guys who could stand a Loron punch. Shidium armoured skeletons. Although, external damage would occur I believe.
21:48.45TechnobliteratorI guess an in-universe explanation wuld be something to do with The System for UNO, with the Rogue Boyz there is no explanation
21:49.08TechnobliteratorIt wouldn't make sense of Zazane couldn't stand up to it, no
21:49.09Xho_If a Kicath got punched by a Loron or Zí-Jittorám the Kicath would get its arms torn off
21:49.41Xho_The fight between a Loron and Zí-Jittorám would go on for ages
21:49.53Technobliteratoryup
21:49.57Xho_Now what just ran through my head
21:49.58Technobliteratoruntil one is exhausted
21:50.17Xho_If a Loron got pinned down by a Zí-Jittorám and saw it's face what would it be thinking
21:50.20TechnobliteratorLoron need to eat a crapton of stuff, like they need an energy intake of about 10,000J a day
21:50.34WormyOr just very quickly...  I think such a battle would have random victors.
21:50.35TechnobliteratorHmm
21:51.02Xho_Depends on the range I think
21:51.19Xho_If they started at about 4m from each other i'd expect the battle to go on for a while
21:51.27TechnobliteratorEither "oh crap man dis suks heven betta be fun", "dum losa imma shank his mom in da aftalife", "imma try punch bak" or "he cheeted"
21:51.45Xho_Nothing to do with the face?
21:51.50LotGLoron - LOL DIS DUMMO HAZ DA FUGLEST FACE I EVA SEEN LOL LIEK HIS MAMA
21:51.55WormyIf the Loron talks he dies
21:52.01Technobliteratorhurr
21:52.02WormyIn the fight
21:52.13WormyHe might be stupid enough to.
21:52.14TechnobliteratorProbably not, no
21:52.14Xho_http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature%3AZ%C3%AD-Jittor%C3%A1m I mean THAT FACE
21:52.42TechnobliteratorThey'd say something like LotG's comment at the stat of the battle
21:52.44Technobliterator*start
21:52.47Xho_Also a Zí-Jittorám's roar can prove to cause tremors at a certain distance as they have a dubstep-bass roar
21:53.16TechnobliteratorThey've seen fuglier stuff on their homeworld so it's kind of a genetic thing
21:53.40Xho_Be like an earthquake although they have a certain sonic screeching sound to it so the sensitive of hearing might have their head explode
21:53.47LotGZí-Jittorám - BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN
21:54.15Xho_Loron have thick heads so it won't do anything
21:54.20Xho_Unless its close
21:54.33WormyAyrai'shakura http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Littlebaron/A_few_things_for_my_fic_i_need_checked_off
21:54.40Wormylol
21:54.51Xho_Then the Loron might have to deal with Zí-Jittorám phlegm which is also acidic
21:55.13TechnobliteratorI'm surprised Loron don't go deaf already tbh
21:55.20IrskaadbackI'm tempted to comment "Ayrai'Shakura, nice new fiction, I hope people won't get confused with the Ayrai'Shikua though."
21:55.41WormySay it!
21:56.10Xho_Mahanayan fight
21:56.16Xho_against a Loron
21:56.19Xho_That would be more conventional
21:56.22Technobliteratorhmm
21:56.27WormyLoron
21:56.31Technobliterator1v1, probably Loron
21:56.34Xho_Zí-Jittorám are huge war machines
21:56.36Xho_Yeah Loron
21:56.55Xho_Mahanayans have the strength to stay Loron and such but they couldn't withstand the punches
21:57.02WormyPeople forget Grimbies are very strong but they struggled on the field with the Loron
21:57.19Xho_They can take bullets and such but they couldn't take damage to the head very well
21:57.20TechnobliteratorGrimbies would have had cybernetic implants, wouldn't they?
21:57.30Xho_Mahanayan kicks however
21:57.35Xho_That's body destroying
21:57.39WormyNo, they are biologically very strong
21:57.53TechnobliteratorThat could have put them on a level similar to the Loron in the DCP/Loron War...added to their biological strength I mean
21:58.04WormyCybernetics yes
21:58.05Xho_Although granted the Loron would win 70/30
21:58.10TechnobliteratorWhat can Mahanayan kicks do?
21:58.19Xho_They turn human flesh into lasagne
21:58.29Technobliteratorbloodyhell
21:58.36Xho_The punches
21:58.38Xho_Not so much
21:59.02WormyHorses have strong kicks though
21:59.03Technobliteratorcrap
21:59.06Technobliteratori gotta go
21:59.09Technobliteratorbye!!!
21:59.10Xho_If you're going to survive on a planet with winds strong enough to pick a human straight off their feet then grounding is needed
21:59.12Xho_Bye
21:59.16LotGlulbai
21:59.18Wormybye
21:59.44Xho_Kicath vs Mahanayan
21:59.48Xho_Kicath would get stomped
21:59.54WormyI agree
22:00.13MonetThe Sporewikiverse certanly reinforces the "Puny Earthlings" trope.
22:00.14WormyHow strong are [natural] Shka'Tun again?
22:00.23Xho_Kicath are strong, very strong but the Mahanayan kick is lethal to nearly everything
22:00.43Xho_Normal Shka'Tun? You're looking somewhere between Grimbolsaurian - Mahanayan strength
22:01.02Xho_Now it's about 50-60 Loron's worth
22:01.12WormyThe Vorgormon are strong, but they have weight on their side.
22:01.37WormyToo lazy to fight though and not ver fast
22:01.58MonetDraconis could beat them in a fight then.
22:02.02Xho_Of course they have certain Ultraterrestrial-ish technologies which could derail a train easily
22:02.05LotGhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b6a4VnaqPc Wow, scary vid
22:02.51WormySome are Draconis sized
22:03.10Xho_Kicathian Agents are more along the lines of what you need to be in the top tier of strength
22:03.21WormyThe Cephalodians have a strong "trunk" body but they can't applky this to their arms.
22:03.31MonetDraconis may be as big but considering they waigh over 400kilos there is a definite weight advantage.
22:03.49Xho_Alpha being able to shatter a solid Draconis table with one punch is enough
22:03.56WormyYou don't understand how heavy Vorgormon are
22:03.58MonetThe are hardly as lazy as Vogorrmon though.
22:04.11Xho_We talking about 10,000lbs?
22:04.23WormyIUf a Vorgormon fell on a Zazane the Zazane would be crushed instantly
22:04.45Xho_Physical Xhodocto hurr
22:04.55LotGWormy is correct
22:05.08WormyThey aren't just obese humans, they evolved to be obese, so they have some weird fat/muscle biology thing.
22:05.12Xho_~50,000lbs and an extreme height advantage
22:05.50MonetI am impressed with Aplha's strength: A Draconis could smash a wooden human table so Draconis tables need ot be very hard in comparison.
22:06.12Xho_That and the whole 'Xhodocto are supernatural' thing plays as well
22:06.49Xho_Physical Angazhar pulled a supercarrier to the ground with his hand
22:06.54WormyXhodocto can probably choose how strong they want to be
22:07.05WormyWhich could be anything
22:07.32Xho_that supercarrier was over 200 million pounds in weight
22:07.37Xho_Or 100,000 tonnes
22:07.52Xho_Nowadays
22:08.16Xho_Xhodocto could punch a planet out of oribit
22:08.18Xho_*orbit
22:08.28Xho_Or warp the planet into nothingness
22:08.40Xho_Bit like spreading a blob of glue on paper
22:08.56WormyPull quarks apart with their fingernails
22:09.04Xho_Now at that strength if you punched a mortal
22:09.21Xho_The mortal would be spread into particles and the planet underneath would shatter
22:09.51LotGDragonBall Z much?
22:10.00Xho_Hm never really came into my head
22:10.07Xho_But yeah it would be like that
22:10.21Xho_*Smack BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
22:10.46LotGPunches in DBZ could literally make guys explode
22:11.03Xho_Then again the Xhodocto could have the strength to punch and then make the universe collapse but they're like 'Nah poetic license innit'
22:11.15LotGolol
22:11.26WormyThey can probaly stretch a string from the planck length (shortest possible length) onto a cosmological scale = Big Bang energies.
22:11.50LotGI could imagine Angazhar being the boss at the top of a huge skyscraper, and all the mortal races are his employees
22:11.57LotGAnd the immortal guys his bitches
22:12.03MonetNo wonder Irskaad likes them.
22:12.06Wormyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:String_theory.svg
22:12.45Xho_Course they could
22:12.59Xho_Xhodocto - *pluck BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
22:13.33MonetAll that power is actually scary to consider.
22:13.53WormyXho plays a guitar, Xhodocto plays the strings of reality.
22:14.16Xho_Xhodocto - GUITAR SOLO *Scourge*
22:14.53LotGolol
22:15.35Xho_Devil horns
22:15.37WormyBut really, string tension is what pulls these strings into three dimensions and a stable vibrational order that creates the elemental particles.  The string tension is so strong that without quantum fluctauations to create uncertainty, the string would not vibrate and the universe would be nothing.
22:15.39Xho_Xhodocto are like Hell
22:15.44Xho_That's metal
22:15.46Xho_Guitar
22:15.49Xho_Guitar have strings
22:15.51Xho_String theory
22:15.55Xho_Xhodocto are metalheads
22:16.21WormyI'd like to know what picks they use.
22:17.00LotGThey probably use a galaxy-sized pick
22:17.14Xho_Dunlop III Jazz like everyone else
22:17.47LotGReal men use their fingers
22:18.17WormyIts not like trhey have women to show off to anymore though.
22:18.55Xho_Using fingers while playing electric guitar
22:18.59Xho_Not a brilliant idea
22:26.07*** join/#sporewiki Tybusen (44e45820@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.228.88.32)
22:26.35IrskaadbackTYBUSEN tybusen
22:26.42TybusenIRSKAAD irskaad
22:32.14Xho_Why am I watching Silent Hill clips this late at night
22:32.35LotGBecuz you need no sleep
22:33.08TybusenXho must be training for a No-Sleep Marathon
22:35.46Tybusen26 HOURS WITH NO SLEEP
22:36.42LotGI almost did 48
22:36.49LotGAnd not even lying
22:36.57LotGStarted seeing weird shit
22:37.51IrskaadbackLike what?
22:38.11LotGGrasshoppers
22:38.13LotGEverywhere
22:38.22LotGTwisting and transforming
22:38.37TybusenThat's far out maaaaannn
22:39.09LotGI know maaan, I gotta stop takin dem all nighters
22:39.45TybusenMaan, you gotta hook me up with some of dat stuff maaan
22:40.28LotGolol
22:46.08LotGI'm such a badass, just headshotted five Orkz
22:46.13LotGIn a row
22:46.44LotGSix and seven ^^
22:48.58MonetWoo, I have an outfit that remembes something worn by an Imperial Officer for my agent. Least effective disguise ever though.
22:49.10Monetresembles*
22:50.42MonetAnd it's also white. I may as well have a bullseye on my back!
22:51.36LotGololol
22:52.27*** join/#sporewiki FalcoPunch (0cb32fd5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.12.179.47.213)
22:52.44FalcoPunchEllo
22:52.53MonetHello
22:53.07FalcoPunchHey Monet
22:53.14LotGHai
22:53.24FalcoPunchHey Luc
22:53.40LotGHey Monet, is there any place where Falco can fit into the AW?
22:54.02Xho_Isn't the AW too far in now?
22:54.07Xho_And another thing
22:54.12Xho_Where is that war going anyway
22:54.21FalcoPunchThat's what I want to know
22:54.29LotGIts going to end with AGC vs Mali'Zane vs HXTs
22:54.43Xho_No offense but I was expecting something bigger than that
22:54.55LotGAnd then Mali'Zane I think live on, while HXTs possibly either get killed off or lead to another plot
22:55.01Xho_The AW said something along the lines of 'old school technology'
22:55.04Xho_Who did that belong to
22:55.46LotGThink it was Imp
22:55.57Xho_I mean the fiction
22:56.15FalcoPunchTechno
22:56.23Xho_?
22:56.40LotGI think it belonged to....agh, can't remember their names
22:57.07FalcoPunchWait, what are you asking?
22:57.09MonetI don't think he is not revealing to everyone just yet, he doesn't want to spoil the surprise.
22:57.23MonetI don't think he is revealing*
22:57.37Xho_If it's something I know about then I will be hugely disappointed
23:11.41MonetEvery -so-often I get a mission that seems to tip the blance of power unfairly i nthe Sith Empire's favour. If this keeps up my work could make the empire unstoppable.
23:13.40Tybusentries his best not to scream out "CyraEmp"
23:14.14IrskaadbackCyraEmp > Galactic Empire
23:14.16MonetMy most recent mission result: Empire now has access to listen into the ENTIRE holonet from one hub.
23:14.31FalcoPunchjesus
23:14.39FalcoPunchThat's a big advantage
23:15.00TybusenCongratulations Monet, you just reenacted the Battle of that one Vida'Rranlora Database Planet
23:15.12MonetDid I?
23:15.21TybusenMaybe :P
23:15.40TybusenCan't tell if the hub planet could be compared to the Vida'Rranlora Database or Apailiana :P
23:15.40MonetNot entirely if you play the story. Apparently some sabateur broke into the hub, the Hutts owned it and maintianed it.
23:16.05MonetThe hub 'planet' was Nar Shaddaa.
23:16.25FalcoPunchI like Nar Shaddaa
23:16.28TybusenI'm comparing these battles to Cyrannus War battles, cut me a little slack :P
23:16.35FalcoPunchThat was as far as I got on my bounty hunter
23:16.46FalcoPunchI like the big city
23:16.55Irskaadbackpoof
23:16.58*** join/#sporewiki IrskAndroid (~Irskaad@89.214.189.15)
23:17.02IrskAndroidpoof
23:17.04TybusenFoop
23:17.16Tybusen~poof
23:17.16infobotI know, sweetie
23:17.18FalcoPunchloop
23:17.20TybusenWait what
23:17.23MonetWithin minutes of completing the mission the Empire knows the name of every republic senator.
23:17.24FalcoPunchlol
23:18.18TybusenCongratulations, you've reenacted Anteddy's manipulations of the Republic compressed into a few minutes.
23:18.23MonetAnd I have had my fair share of assassinations. I'm Meketanor, bitch!
23:18.36TybusenWho do you think you're messing with?
23:18.37LotGolol
23:18.42TybusenI'M THE MEKETANOR, BITCH!
23:19.09TybusenI imagine Meketanor screaming that in a heavy Scot accent when he gets thrown through a wall.
23:20.38MonetX3 Juggernaught 'aint Scottish.
23:21.04MonetHe sounds liek he's from London.
23:22.08IrskAndroidpoof
23:22.30TybusenHm
23:22.36TybusenHe always sounded Scottish to me :P
23:22.45*** join/#sporewiki DaaxAndroid (~Irskaad@a81-84-22-70.cpe.netcabo.pt)
23:22.47DaaxAndroidpoof
23:23.45MonetI love being an Imperial Agent >:)
23:24.55DaaxAndroidGoogle Play - 5 Updates   Me - INSTALL ALL NAO
23:26.34MonetThing is I was only given one mission to begin with - find and eliminate a terrorist network.
23:27.09DaaxAndroidSWTOR is an MMO, right?
23:27.17MonetYes
23:27.21MonetShit now I'm Morgandour!
23:27.30Monetor hwowever you spell his name.
23:27.46LotGMorgy
23:29.01DaaxAndroidMorangogúr
23:29.14MonetI don't have accents on my keyboard.
23:29.33MonetAnd I don't rememebr the appropriate codes.
23:30.10TybusenFind and eliminate a terrorist network?
23:30.18TybusenAnd the Empire told you to do it?
23:30.29TybusenSounds more like you're Tyrant
23:30.34TybusenHunting down the CFS
23:30.52MonetIs it fair to say I am most of Anteddy's agents rolled into one?
23:31.06TybusenBased on everything you're doing, yes :P
23:31.51MonetI am an imperial cipher, the most versatile field agent of the lot.
23:36.12FalcoPunchTybusen did you see any of my messages last night?
23:36.22TybusenMaybe
23:36.44FalcoPunchand...?W
23:40.16FalcoPunchand.....?
23:40.36FalcoPunchFor my next trick, I will make Ty not reply to me for a few minutes
23:41.34LotGolol
23:43.13FalcoPunchit's working....
23:43.52FalcoPunchFor my next, harder trick, Tybusen will reply, "Oh, sorry, got distracted"
23:44.12TybusenWhat
23:44.17TybusenSorry
23:44.19TybusenI go
23:44.21Tybusen*I got
23:44.30Tybusencarried away doing something else
23:44.32Tybusen*trollface*
23:44.33FalcoPunchdamn ti
23:44.36FalcoPunchso close
23:44.40FalcoPunch*it
23:45.51FalcoPunchso did you see my messages?
23:46.52FalcoPunchyou know what, nevermind
23:47.15FalcoPunchDaaxAndroid is Irsk, right?
23:47.22DaaxAndroidyus
23:47.51FalcoPunchIrsk, you have so many different IRC usernames
23:48.09DaaxAndroidNot on Android
23:48.21FalcoPunchIf the United Nations find out, you'll be in trouble
23:48.38DaaxAndroidOn PC I go wild with usernames
23:48.55FalcoPunchyes you do
23:49.06DaaxAndroidOn Android I have few
23:50.18FalcoPunchIs Maxi6 active any more?
23:51.15DaaxAndroidIrskTab, IrskIOS, IrskOldPC, IrskWinPhone -> Guess which one I've actually used on IRC
23:51.29FalcoPunchUm....
23:51.38FalcoPunchIrskOldPC
23:51.44DaaxAndroidCORRECT
23:51.51FalcoPunchLike a boss
23:52.16FalcoPunchit's usually the third one
23:52.19FalcoPunch~seen IrskOldPC
23:52.21infoboti haven't seen 'irskoldpc', FalcoPunch
23:52.25FalcoPunchaww
23:52.26DaaxAndroidhur
23:52.38FalcoPunch~seen Irskaad
23:52.38infobotirskaad <Irskaad@a89-154-98-40.cpe.netcabo.pt> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 8h 54m 50s ago, saying: 'eek a lotg'.
23:53.34FalcoPunch~seen Catface
23:53.34infobotcatface <445901e1@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.89.1.225> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 4h 29m 20s ago, saying: 'Irsk I hope the world is kind to you.'.
23:53.50DaaxAndroid~seen Irsk_OldPc
23:53.50infoboti haven't seen 'irsk_oldpc', DaaxAndroid
23:53.55DaaxAndroiddum
23:54.29DaaxAndroid~seen Irskaad_OldPC
23:54.30infoboti haven't seen 'irskaad_oldpc', DaaxAndroid
23:54.36DaaxAndroidNgh
23:55.21FalcoPunch~LotG
23:55.21infobotextra, extra, read all about it, lotg is a Furry. You gotta problem?
23:55.34DaaxAndroid~Android
23:55.35infobotwell, android is an Open Handset Alliance Project by Google or an alleged Open Source phone software stack that's really not open. http://code.google.com/android/, or if it's sometime actually freed, someone might port it on the neo, but the provided binaries are incompatible
23:55.35FalcoPunchwait what?:\
23:56.01LotGYep
23:56.06LotGI'm Furry
23:57.05FalcoPunchodd
23:57.08FalcoPunch~Tybusen
23:57.08infobotFricken AWESOME
23:57.12FalcoPunchgay
23:57.16FalcoPunch~FalcoPunch
23:57.16infobotyou are, like, an immortal creature who has mastered the super mega Falco Punch death move and has killed 30 million total beings.
23:57.24FalcoPunchAwesome
23:57.39FalcoPunch~Xhodocto3546
23:57.39infoboti guess xhodocto3546 is the greatest evil in the universe
23:57.46FalcoPunchagreed
23:58.11DaaxAndroidMe - I don't have any problems with that, can I buy one?   MrX - That will be 257000 €   Me - WAT fine! I'll be pleasantly toletant to furries then like I always was.
23:58.38FalcoPunchHey Wormy
23:58.48WormyI better reply to your message
23:59.20DaaxAndroidtolerant*
23:59.22MonetHis fursona is a cybrog rabbit.
23:59.29Monetcyborg*
23:59.39LotG^

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