| 00:00.15 | Irskaad | YAY A XHODDIE AND AN ANTEDDY |
| 00:00.19 | Liquid_Ink | Pity Xho's gone. |
| 00:00.22 | Monet | Great now I'm going ot have nighmares. |
| 00:00.29 | Tybusen | OH GOD |
| 00:00.38 | Tybusen | drops a nuke on that show's producers |
| 00:01.00 | Liquid_Ink | STOP STEALING MAH NUKES! |
| 00:01.14 | Monet | Tybusen is KREDIT TO TEEM! |
| 00:01.29 | Wormy | I need to make one featuring the Tweenies http://img.dooyoo.co.uk/GB_EN/orig/0/0/2/3/1/23196.jpg |
| 00:01.33 | Liquid_Ink | If only ACP and R17 were here. |
| 00:01.38 | Tybusen | I HAZ THE NUEKS NAO |
| 00:01.45 | Liquid_Ink | NOOOOOOOO! |
| 00:02.03 | Tybusen | Think of it this way |
| 00:02.04 | Monet | Tybusen is now Ghandi. |
| 00:02.08 | The_Randomness | Bye guys |
| 00:02.14 | Tybusen | Actually |
| 00:02.21 | Irskaad | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpNJSU8G7qI Fuck |
| 00:02.21 | Tybusen | That sums it up pretty well |
| 00:03.14 | Liquid_Ink | Nukes are mine. |
| 00:03.52 | Tybusen | Nope |
| 00:03.58 | Wormy | F U C K |
| 00:03.59 | Tybusen | You may be Monteczuma |
| 00:04.04 | Tybusen | BUT I'M GANDHI |
| 00:04.55 | Irskaad | Child - Fuck! |
| 00:05.06 | Monet | The whole "pacifist" routine was a ruse. He was secretly planning to nuke Britain. |
| 00:05.38 | Tybusen | Gandhi was secretly planning to drop nukes on Britain IN 1874 |
| 00:05.38 | Liquid_Ink | is VERY aroused at the thought of nuking Britain. |
| 00:06.07 | Monet | Hell yeah! |
| 00:06.26 | Cyrannian | http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110806221521/spore/images/f/f1/Rapeface.png |
| 00:06.42 | Monet | The fact we had not yet split the atom was of no concern to him. |
| 00:07.31 | Irskaad | Vorhis - *Splits an atom* |
| 00:07.36 | Cyrannian | http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110804213526/spore/images/b/bb/Dhazhrak_Insult.png |
| 00:07.38 | Liquid_Ink | Cyrannian: That image is one of the few things I don't find erotic. |
| 00:07.48 | Liquid_Ink | The rapeface one, I mean. |
| 00:07.50 | Monet | http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120308163004/spore/images/8/81/MonetSarecMeme_01a.png bump int othis guy at your peril. |
| 00:08.06 | Wormy | LOL see my comment http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5odzfhAa0o |
| 00:08.09 | Irskaad | Zyr: 50% my fiction ^^ |
| 00:08.26 | Cyrannian | http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110730215128/spore/images/b/b6/DhrazkrakDance.png |
| 00:09.39 | Cyrannian | http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110806172603/spore/images/5/52/Dead_Petting.png |
| 00:10.13 | Liquid_Ink | Love that one. |
| 00:10.40 | Irskaad | I've always wanted an Asgord to pet me |
| 00:10.57 | Cyrannian | implodes |
| 00:11.02 | Tybusen | To a Tralor |
| 00:11.06 | Tybusen | That would mean |
| 00:11.16 | Tybusen | "I've always wanted to get raped" |
| 00:11.24 | Wormy | Tinky Winky gets shot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XKbqIAJtBg&feature=related |
| 00:14.02 | Liquid_Ink | rides off into the sunset. |
| 00:15.12 | Wormy | Run Teletubbies! Run! (Satanic Version) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LAo1diBzKE&feature=related |
| 00:17.22 | Irskaad | Show that to Imperios |
| 00:17.57 | Wormy | i will |
| 00:18.04 | Wormy | George Bush Does Teletubbies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyu5Th2eC_c&feature=related |
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| 00:24.19 | Reeburr17 | hngh |
| 00:25.02 | Reeburr17 | so I heard teh hivemind had a babby. |
| 00:25.41 | Reeburr17 | and that is the hivemind itself. |
| 00:25.47 | Reeburr17 | oh Waptor |
| 00:26.00 | Reeburr17 | d'oh wait |
| 00:26.06 | Reeburr17 | I realized Waptor is here right now. |
| 00:26.11 | Reeburr17 | anyways herro peopre. |
| 00:39.40 | Irskaad | I wuv mah android :D |
| 00:40.35 | Cyrannian | Bye! |
| 00:41.42 | Reeburr17 | eek a Kraw |
| 00:42.30 | Irskaad | :D |
| 00:43.49 | Reeburr17 | ;) |
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| 00:53.04 | Liquid_Ink | Reeburr17! |
| 00:53.08 | Liquid_Ink | I am glad to see you! |
| 00:53.47 | Liquid_Ink | Tell Tybusen that nukes are my thing! |
| 00:54.15 | Tybusen | drops a nuke on Liquid_Ink's nukes, thus preventing Liquid_Ink from using nukes |
| 00:54.36 | Liquid_Ink | I have to many nukes to nuke. |
| 00:54.57 | Wormy | is bored of nukes |
| 00:55.00 | Wormy | bye |
| 00:55.03 | Liquid_Ink | NOOOOO! |
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| 01:21.53 | Atamolos | returns. |
| 01:32.24 | Tybusen | drops a nuke on Atamolos |
| 01:32.52 | Irskaad | eek a bio |
| 01:32.59 | Reeburr17 | is sick and tired of this nuke-o-philia. |
| 01:34.34 | Reeburr17 | I think Liquid_Ink is married to his nukes. |
| 01:34.34 | Reeburr17 | Tyb, don't be their second husband. :/ |
| 01:35.35 | Atamolos | deflects Tybusen's nuke onto Irskaad and yawns. |
| 01:38.07 | Irskaad | AAAAAAAAGH WHYYYYYYYYY |
| 01:38.38 | Tybusen | Because maybe he lives in Spain and Portugal was the closest country to deflect it on to |
| 01:38.42 | Tybusen | IS THAT REASON ENOUGH |
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| 01:40.45 | Irskaad | Who lives in spain here? |
| 15:10.07 | *** join/#sporewiki infobot (~infobot@rikers.org) |
| 15:10.07 | *** topic/#sporewiki is SporeWiki! http://spore.wikia.com || Wikia: #wikia - www.wikia.com || top editors: http://tinyurl.com/dbv7z2 || statistics: http://tinyurl.com/dghjgy || Remember to register your username on IRC: type "~register" for more info || Logs: http://ibot.rikers.org/%23sporewiki/ || Collaborative Fiction Universe: http://tinyurl.com/3ddvp7q || Use http://pastie.org for pastes spanning many lines |
| 15:12.36 | Monet | We can start adding empires now. |
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| 15:15.14 | Avetzan_spore | is there a sector map? |
| 15:16.06 | Monet | We're working out how to divide the galaxy. All will come in time. |
| 15:16.13 | Avetzan_spore | ok |
| 15:25.45 | Avetzan_spore | how many sectors? |
| 15:25.46 | Wormy_homework | Hasn't started his work yet |
| 15:25.57 | Wormy_homework | I find it really hard to get started sometimes |
| 15:26.38 | *** join/#sporewiki Imperios (~Indrick@pppoe.178-66-36-208.dynamic.avangarddsl.ru) |
| 15:28.15 | *** join/#sporewiki Cyrannian (562de197@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.45.225.151) |
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| 15:28.22 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+v infobot] by Cyrannian |
| 15:28.31 | Cyrannian | Hello! |
| 15:28.48 | Avetzan_spore | hi |
| 15:31.20 | Irskaad | ANTEDDY |
| 15:31.55 | *** join/#sporewiki Wormy (5184ca40@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.132.202.64) |
| 15:32.17 | Wormy | hi again |
| 15:32.25 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 15:33.11 | Avetzan_spore | hi |
| 15:35.20 | Wormy | Watching a program about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maury_Island_incident |
| 15:35.40 | Wormy | Apparently its one of those UFO cases that left someone dead |
| 15:37.37 | Cyrannian | Yes, I heard about that |
| 15:37.39 | Cyrannian | bbl |
| 15:39.17 | Avetzan | in the sector map, would the outside count as a sector or not? |
| 15:40.10 | Avetzan | anyone? |
| 15:40.33 | Ghelae | I wouldn't think so, no. |
| 15:40.58 | Avetzan | well then I've made the sector map, can I upload? |
| 15:41.17 | Avetzan | no political stuff, just sectors |
| 15:44.37 | Avetzan | can I upload my Andromeda sector map? |
| 15:45.30 | Monet | Let's have a look. |
| 15:46.04 | Avetzan | does that mean upload? |
| 15:46.09 | Monet | Yes |
| 15:46.19 | Avetzan | yay! *doing so now |
| 15:46.42 | Monet | The area outside the visible stars is the halo. There isn't realyl anything there apart from the odd metal-poor star. |
| 15:47.23 | Avetzan | I need to reduce size of it |
| 15:48.40 | Avetzan | how many px was yours? |
| 15:49.25 | Monet | The design I made is 2000x2000 pixels. |
| 15:49.52 | Avetzan | so file name was 2000? what do I need the file as? |
| 15:50.42 | Imperios | Hello |
| 15:50.44 | Monet | No... |
| 15:51.01 | Avetzan | feels like an idiot |
| 15:51.22 | Monet | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:AndromedasharedDiag01.png here's the file. |
| 15:53.10 | NeedLogos_10 | :< |
| 15:53.22 | NeedLogos_10 | Oh, Cyr is here! |
| 15:53.28 | NeedLogos_10 | Yay! |
| 15:54.50 | Avetzan | is an idiot because he uploaded the wrong one |
| 15:55.17 | NeedLogos_10 | Ouch |
| 15:55.21 | Imperios | Looks fairly good |
| 15:56.38 | Avetzan | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:708px-AndromedasharedDiag01-sectored_2.PNG |
| 15:56.43 | Avetzan | finally |
| 15:56.56 | NeedLogos_10 | Nice |
| 15:57.05 | Avetzan | thank you |
| 15:57.25 | Avetzan | I know it could be refined but I did this in paint |
| 15:58.19 | Monet | It is an idea. |
| 15:58.40 | Avetzan | could we use it for the sectors though? |
| 15:59.03 | Avetzan | of course 'C1' might be a bit bigger |
| 16:00.12 | Monet | I wasn't sure what the plan was - modify the current one or build something new. |
| 16:00.40 | Avetzan | can I be shown the current one? |
| 16:01.39 | Monet | http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123201209/spore/images/2/27/AndromedaMapAstrographic.png |
| 16:02.18 | Avetzan | well with a new picture it might be better with a new sector system |
| 16:02.32 | Avetzan | and they could be renamed anyway |
| 16:03.47 | NeedLogos_10 | Indeed |
| 16:04.23 | Avetzan | NeedLogos_10: are your empires in Andromeda? |
| 16:04.44 | NeedLogos_10 | Only one, I haven't done very much with it. I plan on doing so. |
| 16:04.50 | Avetzan | ok |
| 16:05.12 | NeedLogos_10 | I believe it actually was in the Commonwealth. |
| 16:05.23 | *** join/#sporewiki Imperios (~Indrick@pppoe.178-66-36-208.dynamic.avangarddsl.ru) |
| 16:05.28 | Avetzan | I'm not in the commenwealth, should I be? |
| 16:06.30 | Avetzan | *commonwealth |
| 16:06.42 | Monet | You're not fomally in the commonwealth. |
| 16:07.02 | Avetzan | should I be? |
| 16:07.39 | Monet | It's a matter of choice really. |
| 16:07.46 | Avetzan | ok then |
| 16:08.11 | NeedLogos_10 | I know that, but I remember roleplaying that specific empire joining it. Impy said that you should archive it, if I remember correctly. |
| 16:08.45 | Avetzan | I'm on the page now |
| 16:08.54 | Monet | I remember Needles saying he wanted to join, I don't know about Avetzan1 |
| 16:09.17 | Avetzan | I haven't said anything about it, just wondering |
| 16:09.26 | Imperios | Wormy: Can I make the ambassador to the DCP from the Divinarium? |
| 16:09.32 | Imperios | And the whole Civilisation as well, perhaps |
| 16:09.45 | Wormy | yes of course you can |
| 16:10.42 | Imperios | Monet: What about DI? |
| 16:11.18 | NeedLogos_10 | I remember I did RP joining. |
| 16:12.42 | Monet | Imperios: Certainly. |
| 16:13.01 | *** join/#sporewiki Xbox (5ac811ca@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.200.17.202) |
| 16:13.11 | Xbox | I am an Xbox wheeee |
| 16:13.12 | NeedLogos_10 | Whatnow? |
| 16:13.15 | Imperios | Xboxdocto 3546. :P |
| 16:13.17 | Irskaad | Xho? :D |
| 16:13.19 | NeedLogos_10 | Hurr |
| 16:13.20 | Imperios | ~SEEN Xho |
| 16:13.32 | infobot | xho <5ac811ca@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.200.17.202> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 16h 21m 42s ago, saying: 'Alright now I gotta go generally because life likes to fuck me over on the day I don't want it to happen'. |
| 16:13.32 | NeedLogos_10 | You capped seen |
| 16:13.34 | NeedLogos_10 | Yeah |
| 16:13.39 | Imperios | Irskaad: Wesa hivemind |
| 16:13.43 | Irskaad | :D |
| 16:13.57 | NeedLogos_10 | Lolol |
| 16:14.02 | Xho | Wait if I was here 16 hours ago only |
| 16:14.07 | Xho | What the fuck was I doing earlier? |
| 16:14.12 | NeedLogos_10 | That was "xho" |
| 16:14.17 | Irskaad | You were murdering me again |
| 16:14.23 | NeedLogos_10 | Without a capital X |
| 16:14.32 | Xho | ~seen xho |
| 16:14.34 | infobot | xho is currently on #sporewiki. Has said a total of 3 messages. Is idling for 2s, last said: '~seen xho'. |
| 16:14.39 | Xho | Hm |
| 16:15.12 | Irskaad | ties Xho's legs and hands then prepares to slaughter Xho - "Vengeance!" |
| 16:15.30 | Xho | disappears |
| 16:15.32 | Xho | nope.avi |
| 16:15.34 | Irskaad | :( |
| 16:15.35 | Avetzan | D: |
| 16:15.45 | Avetzan | brb |
| 16:15.54 | Imperios | :P |
| 16:15.54 | NeedLogos_10 | Monet and Imperios: http://pastie.org/3769456 This is that convo, plus some extra bits |
| 16:16.29 | Irskaad | Xho: What will you give me this friday the 13th? |
| 16:16.35 | Xho | A slap. |
| 16:16.38 | Irskaad | :( |
| 16:17.16 | Imperios | slaps Xho |
| 16:17.22 | Imperios | I give gifts to you as well |
| 16:17.36 | Xho | slaps Imperios to the floor |
| 16:17.42 | Irskaad | creates a Xhodocto fanclub |
| 16:18.08 | NeedLogos_10 | Xho: What will you give me on my Birthday? |
| 16:18.12 | Imperios | shoots Irskaad |
| 16:18.15 | Irskaad | Ow |
| 16:18.15 | Imperios | Boreale - NO |
| 16:18.30 | Xho | Gotta go |
| 16:19.50 | NeedLogos_10 | Imperios: Well...? |
| 16:20.39 | Imperios | Overall, the Divinarium's legates will come from many species: what species will depend on the nation in question. |
| 16:20.48 | Imperios | DCP could accept a Telzoc ambassador, for example. |
| 16:21.02 | Imperios | Because Telzoc are militarist. |
| 16:21.04 | NeedLogos_10 | (De)legates? |
| 16:21.19 | Imperios | DI could accept an Imperion legate |
| 16:22.10 | Avetzan | back |
| 16:22.14 | NeedLogos_10 | I may need some help building the Technocratic Federation of Silapta. |
| 16:22.29 | Monet | What kind of help? |
| 16:23.20 | Imperios | NeedLogos_10: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_legate |
| 16:23.21 | NeedLogos_10 | Well, for starters, planning it. Getting a layout of its workings. |
| 16:23.32 | NeedLogos_10 | I see. |
| 16:23.35 | Imperios | Diplomat |
| 16:24.11 | NeedLogos_10 | Well... I do need help. |
| 16:24.38 | NeedLogos_10 | I'm really, erm, bad at this. |
| 16:24.46 | NeedLogos_10 | The big inner workings. |
| 16:25.03 | Imperios | NeedLogos_10: You could use Techno's layout. |
| 16:25.12 | NeedLogos_10 | Okay. I guess I could. |
| 16:26.14 | Irskaad | http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/e/ec/Happyf13Needles.png For who didn't see yet |
| 16:26.22 | NeedLogos_10 | I saw. |
| 16:26.42 | NeedLogos_10 | I dun see any layouts! |
| 16:26.44 | Avetzan_read-AGC | I seen |
| 16:27.45 | *** join/#sporewiki OluapWorker (b164139a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.177.100.19.154) |
| 16:27.45 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o OluapWorker] by ChanServ |
| 16:28.21 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 16:28.21 | Needles_10 | Yay! Oluap! |
| 16:28.45 | Irskaad | Yay Ko |
| 16:28.58 | Needles_10 | Imperios: I dun see any layouts! |
| 16:31.47 | Imperios | Hi OluapWorker |
| 16:31.49 | Imperios | OH YES |
| 16:31.52 | Avetzan_read-AGC | The Avetzan Empire does not wish to enter the commonwealth, yet |
| 16:31.55 | Needles_10 | Oh wat? |
| 16:32.00 | Imperios | Can I make a Divinarium legate for Indocs? |
| 16:32.04 | Imperios | Or probably Zoles |
| 16:32.19 | OluapWorker | A what now |
| 16:32.37 | Needles_10 | Imperios: Can you help me with building the TFS? |
| 16:35.32 | Imperios | OluapWorker: Ambassador. |
| 16:35.47 | OluapWorker | Oh |
| 16:35.53 | OluapWorker | Yeah you can make one for the Indocs |
| 16:37.10 | Wormy | Irskaad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWNzZYCOyEE&feature=relmfu |
| 16:40.59 | Needles_10 | Imperios: Can you help me with building the TFS? |
| 16:41.18 | Imperios | TF-what |
| 16:41.39 | Needles_10 | TFS - Technocratic Federation of Silapta |
| 16:43.42 | Needles_10 | Can you? |
| 16:47.53 | Irskaad | Meme facepalm pic - Doesn't want cousin in house --- Cousin comes into house anyways |
| 16:48.11 | Needles_10 | Bored. |
| 16:50.37 | Imperios | Ijay |
| 16:50.42 | Needles_10 | ??? |
| 16:50.46 | Imperios | Okay, I meant |
| 16:51.08 | Needles_10 | Okay. [[Fiction:Technocratic Federation of Silapta]] There. |
| 16:51.09 | morgothBotPy | Needles_10 meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Technocratic_Federation_of_Silapta |
| 16:51.29 | Needles_10 | Imma change my mouse's batteries. |
| 16:51.39 | Needles_10 | It is wireless. |
| 16:53.20 | Needles_10 | There we go! |
| 16:53.45 | Needles_10 | Well? |
| 16:54.35 | Needles_10 | Imperios: What do you think of it so far? |
| 16:55.15 | Cyrannian|Away | glomps OluapWorker, before disappearing again |
| 16:55.31 | Imperios | I |
| 16:55.38 | OluapWorker | Cyrannian|Away: u not away grrrr |
| 16:55.39 | Imperios | Made the first Legate |
| 16:56.00 | Imperios | Hi Cyrannian |
| 16:56.09 | Needles_10 | ? |
| 17:01.29 | Imperios | Made a basic layout for you |
| 17:01.34 | Needles_10 | Thanks |
| 17:01.55 | Needles_10 | The Gorfiness! |
| 17:03.09 | Imperios | http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/0d/Venathi.png First legate, to DI |
| 17:03.48 | Irskaad | Are there any KG Legates? |
| 17:06.28 | Imperios | What do you think Monet? |
| 17:06.51 | Imperios | [[]] |
| 17:06.51 | morgothBotPy | Imperios meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/ |
| 17:07.08 | *** join/#sporewiki Imperios (~Indrick@pppoe.178-66-36-208.dynamic.avangarddsl.ru) |
| 17:07.22 | OluapWorker | It would be ironic if the Indoc Legate was a Stalkie |
| 17:07.52 | Imperios | Hmmmmm |
| 17:07.59 | Imperios | But dem Stalkies are dem big |
| 17:08.09 | Monet | I thought stalkies were nice once you got to know them? |
| 17:08.20 | OluapWorker | I know they are |
| 17:08.20 | Imperios | Yeah. But that would make a THIRD female Legate, that is too much. |
| 17:08.29 | OluapWorker | But one of the Indoc races is the Spydahma |
| 17:08.44 | OluapWorker | A subspecies of Stalkies who's not really popular among them |
| 17:08.48 | Imperios | Aka smaller geekier Stalkies |
| 17:09.53 | Imperios | [[]] |
| 17:09.53 | morgothBotPy | Imperios meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/ |
| 17:09.56 | Monet | Salkies and Uriel - bad idea man. |
| 17:10.07 | Monet | Stalkies* |
| 17:10.08 | Imperios | Monet: What do you think of Venathi? |
| 17:11.36 | Monet | Culturally Imperions and Draconis are a perfect match but he would feel a little small. |
| 17:11.40 | Imperios | She :P |
| 17:11.48 | Imperios | But yea |
| 17:11.51 | Monet | My bad |
| 17:12.11 | Imperios | I have tried to make her outfit feminine. And fehled, apparently :P |
| 17:12.31 | Monet | I found it instinctive to say 'he', blame my man-brain. |
| 17:12.43 | Imperios | Ok |
| 17:12.51 | Monet | The outfit's okay. |
| 17:12.54 | Imperios | Female Imperions are cyan-blue, males are purple-red |
| 17:13.09 | Monet | Noted. |
| 17:19.28 | Wormy | Wow there is an amazing thunderstorm where I am right now |
| 17:19.45 | OluapWorker | u gonna dai |
| 17:19.54 | Wormy | Some of the clouds have thunderheads |
| 17:20.11 | Ghelae | Where I am, it's sunny, with no trace of thunder clouds. |
| 17:20.38 | Wormy | Lol my weedy dog is cowering under my desk |
| 17:20.57 | Wormy | My other dog just thinks meh |
| 17:21.25 | Wormy | I suppose the sound might hurt his hears |
| 17:22.09 | Monet | Dogs don't liek loud noises. |
| 17:25.21 | Wormy | Shit |
| 17:25.27 | Wormy | I almost got struck by lightning |
| 17:25.56 | Wormy | I stuck my arm out the window and saw a flash right above me shit |
| 17:26.01 | OluapWorker | c |
| 17:26.09 | Imperios | [[]] |
| 17:26.09 | morgothBotPy | Imperios meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/ |
| 17:26.10 | Wormy | I was trying to catch the inch thick hail |
| 17:30.17 | Ghelae | The weather is clearly trying to tempt you to leave the safety of your home so that the lightning can get you. |
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| 17:30.43 | Ghelae | It's the NWO using their weather control. |
| 17:30.45 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 17:30.52 | dino___ | hello! |
| 17:31.33 | OluapWorker | Hello |
| 17:31.40 | dino___ | Hey |
| 17:31.43 | dino___ | How are you all doing? |
| 17:31.54 | dino___ | Saw the messages on the SSA page, seems they are divided once again |
| 17:33.41 | Ghelae | They all seemed pretty united against the TIAF by the looks of it. |
| 17:34.00 | dino___ | indeed, that is quite odd but for the rest they are divided about certain facts |
| 17:34.10 | dino___ | though the TIAF has one point |
| 17:34.30 | dino___ | Before the SSA would never allow such messages to take place against one another because there was no reason for it |
| 17:34.56 | Imperios | Hi Dino |
| 17:36.12 | dino___ | Imperios! |
| 17:37.26 | Monet | Hi |
| 17:37.34 | Avetzan_spore | hi |
| 17:38.01 | Avetzan_spore | brb |
| 17:42.55 | Avetzan_spore | I'm back |
| 17:54.43 | Imperios | While roleplaying with Irskaad, we came up with a new plan for a subplot fot Tzhrokia. |
| 17:55.05 | Irskaad | Tzhrhokia* |
| 17:56.13 | OluapWorker | Tzhwar |
| 17:57.06 | Imperios | BTW we found out that using Tahar Logic, one can prove ANYTHING. |
| 17:57.27 | Imperios | >>Eko - Yes! Religion is linked to low IQs |
| 17:57.34 | Imperios | >>Captain - ...We are far more advanced than you, don't we? |
| 17:57.42 | Imperios | >>Eko - Actually, you are not, compared to us, since you all zealously believe IN ONE OF US. SERIOUSLY? YOU TREAT ONE OF US LIKE A GOD?! |
| 17:58.01 | Imperios | You are dumb because you follow a religion because you are dumb because you follow a religion... |
| 17:58.15 | OluapWorker | Silly Tahars |
| 18:00.01 | Irskaad | Let's make a meme about this |
| 18:05.20 | Wormy | Lol Geomax claims his future empire will be Xeelee level. *yawns* |
| 18:05.29 | Imperios | Hi Wormy |
| 18:05.33 | Wormy | So predictable... |
| 18:05.37 | Wormy | hello |
| 18:05.52 | Imperios | Okay |
| 18:06.00 | Imperios | We are going to make a Radeon/Tahar war |
| 18:06.33 | Imperios | For the sake of sanity, the Divinarium will use a small fleet since most of their forces are in the Andromeda War |
| 18:08.03 | OluapWorker | A Tier 2/1 vs a Tier 4 |
| 18:08.05 | OluapWorker | Seems fair |
| 18:09.12 | Wormy | Perhaps they simply send Elemental warriors |
| 18:09.35 | Wormy | That would troll them. |
| 18:11.06 | Imperios | Tahar - ILLOGICA-*explodes* |
| 18:13.54 | Imperios | Actually, there are some Radeons in Tahar Empire |
| 18:14.02 | Imperios | THESE could eventually help to resolve a potential conflict. |
| 18:14.11 | Imperios | Mainly because Tahars can whine to Tahar Collective |
| 18:14.19 | Imperios | And Radeons can just send more forces + whine to Nars |
| 18:14.23 | Imperios | Hi Monet |
| 18:14.52 | Monet | Hi |
| 18:15.16 | Imperios | And such war would be just plain apocalyptic |
| 18:15.41 | Imperios | Especially due to Tzhrhokia and AW |
| 18:17.03 | Irskaad | I made a Tahar Logic meme picture |
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| 18:17.16 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 18:17.16 | Irskaad | Imperios has seen it |
| 18:17.18 | Catface | Hi |
| 18:17.19 | Irskaad | cat |
| 18:17.30 | Catface | Irsk I need to talk to you real quick. |
| 18:17.34 | Irskaad | Kay. |
| 18:17.57 | Monet | Speaking of Tahars. I have been thinking what Clarke's 3 laws would look like with Tahar logic. |
| 18:18.14 | Irskaad | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:TaharLogic1.png |
| 18:19.08 | OluapWorker | Tahar? More like Tahurrr |
| 18:19.14 | Irskaad | XD |
| 18:19.31 | Monet | 1: When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he must prove it. When he states that something is impossible, agree with him. |
| 18:20.31 | Monet | 2: The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to test obscenely. |
| 18:20.43 | Catface | This http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:United_Lanat_Empire/Government/Electric_Eye_Program |
| 18:21.28 | Ghelae | I think, in Tahar logic, the limits of the possible have already been decided. |
| 18:21.49 | Irskaad | Lol |
| 18:22.00 | Monet | 3: There is absolutely no way that technology can in any way look like magic. If it does it is breaking the laws of physics. |
| 18:22.38 | Ghelae | Rewording 3 to look more like the original, you get: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, therefore it does not exist. |
| 18:22.50 | Monet | lol |
| 18:22.59 | OluapWorker | Well that's discouraging |
| 18:23.13 | OluapWorker | If advanced tech doesn't exist then you shouldn't bother advancing |
| 18:23.28 | Catface | Monet: The Law of Dichotomy says that the Wizard, having once summoned a demon, must either control it with his mind and will, or be controlled by it. There is no third path—one or the other must be controlled. Once control is established, the one controlled is bound for a length of time or for a task. The length of time can be long, but is inversely proportional to the power of the demon. |
| 18:23.31 | Monet | I think Ghelae's is better. Why I completely rewrote no.3 I have no idea. |
| 18:23.43 | Ghelae | Actually, let's just add a final clause to explain: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, therefore it does not exist, just like magic. |
| 18:23.55 | OluapWorker | Because you are a dum |
| 18:24.28 | Ghelae | I assume these laws are now to made canon as the traditional rules of Tahar science? :P |
| 18:24.46 | Irskaad | Yeah XD |
| 18:26.19 | Irskaad | Though in Tahar Logic, Monet's #3 is more accurate XD |
| 18:27.52 | Ghelae | I suppose it's the use of the phrase "any sufficiently advanced technology..." in the original that doesn't work so well in Tahar logic. Although, in context, "sufficiently advanced" technology is by definition that which is indistinguishable from magic anyway. |
| 18:28.02 | Imperios | Hi Catface |
| 18:28.12 | Monet | Theian - *makes ghost noises while telekinetically hovering a plant-pot* Look at me.. I hold the power to overcome the natural laws of physics... |
| 18:28.34 | Irskaad | Tahar - *Searches for technology* |
| 18:29.27 | Monet | Tahar - *can only find evidence of sub-cellular implants to boost rainpower* |
| 18:29.48 | Irskaad | Tahar - *Grabs the Theian and dissects him* |
| 18:30.10 | Ghelae | Apalos - Wow, this is powerful rain. *opens up an umbrella* |
| 18:30.22 | Monet | Theian - wtf dude! You neanderathals still cut people open? |
| 18:30.48 | Irskaad | Tahar - Good. Now we WILL dissect you. *They slice and dice the Theian to look at the brain* |
| 18:31.19 | Ghelae | Apalos - ...Don't you have scanning beams? |
| 18:31.29 | Irskaad | Tahar - Yes. |
| 18:31.30 | Monet | (I a reminded of when McCoy is disgusted by late-80's healthcare practices in Star Trek IV) |
| 18:31.36 | Monet | Theian - *ded* |
| 18:31.47 | Irskaad | *Tahars look at the brain* |
| 18:33.20 | Monet | *highly advanced nanites work to repair any damage the Tahars make and any implants appear to drastically augument the tissue that is already there rather than replace the tissue.* |
| 18:34.29 | Irskaad | Tahar - What makes you levitate?! *They dig deeper* |
| 18:35.03 | Monet | *within the Theians' bloodstream is a simbiotic microbe culture no-one had ever seen before* |
| 18:35.57 | Irskaad | Tahar - *They scan the microbes* |
| 18:37.28 | Imperios | back |
| 18:37.56 | Monet | *the structure of the microbes suggests they act like a form of nerve cell* |
| 18:38.47 | Irskaad | Tahar - *They zoom in to see if the microbes are technological, and to see what they do* |
| 18:38.47 | Monet | *These microbes have been enhanced with graphene-based microprocessors* |
| 18:39.16 | Monet | *Teh microbe is a strange and seamless mix of organic material and technology* |
| 18:39.50 | Ghelae | (Do they contain anything resembling microtubules, or any biophoton-emitting proteins? :P) |
| 18:40.08 | Irskaad | Tahar - Interesting... *Injects a Tahar subject with the microbes* |
| 18:40.23 | Monet | (yes, the are eukaryotic) |
| 18:40.52 | Monet | *The Tahar gets ill and shows signs that his body is fighting an infection* |
| 18:41.25 | Irskaad | Tahar - WTF?! Heal him! |
| 18:42.07 | Monet | (dum Tahars injecting an alien microbe into theri bloodstream) |
| 18:42.38 | Irskaad | (:P) *After he's healed, they wonder how do the microbes work* |
| 18:45.29 | Monet | Theian 2 - What in the name of the ancients... |
| 18:45.44 | Irskaad | Tahar - This is a scientific experiment. Back off. |
| 18:46.12 | Monet | Theian 2 - Looks more like a medical operation. |
| 18:46.42 | Monet | Theian 2 - Do.. do you still cut people up to examine them? |
| 18:46.58 | Irskaad | Tahar - Yes. We found some microbes. They make us sick but not him. |
| 18:47.43 | Monet | Theian - *facepalms* |
| 18:47.59 | Irskaad | Tahar - ... What?! |
| 18:48.48 | Monet | Theian - Perhaps they don't make us sick because our bodies have adapted to them? Am I speaking to first-year medical students? |
| 18:49.44 | Irskaad | Tahar - ... JUST TELL US WHAT THE FRAK THESE DO! *Shows microbes* |
| 18:49.48 | Ghelae | (There's no need to insult first-year medical students like that. :P) |
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| 18:50.47 | Monet | (It 's because injecting an unfamiliar organism into somone's body like that sounds like a schoolboy error) |
| 18:51.58 | Irskaad | Tahar - TELL US! |
| 18:52.37 | Monet | Theian - They're a simbiotic culture that act as an extension to our nervous system. |
| 18:52.57 | Irskaad | Tahar - Tell us more... |
| 18:53.58 | Imperios | People |
| 18:54.03 | Imperios | What page should I finish next |
| 18:54.35 | Wormy | The Tahars have yet to master the scientific method |
| 18:54.38 | Monet | Theian - Within the brain they boost cognative fuctioning, elsewhere they vary from backup nervous system to additional brain tissue. |
| 18:54.48 | Wormy | I think they are merely enforcers of indoctrination not true scientists working on an objective level. |
| 18:55.07 | Wormy | Worst scientists I've ever seen |
| 18:55.08 | Monet | That is quite ironic. |
| 18:55.11 | Imperios | What page should I finish next |
| 18:55.38 | Monet | I have ot agree with Wormulon. |
| 18:55.40 | Irskaad | Tahar - Ok, and what in your brain makes you levitate? (Those Tahars were just young, there are smarter ones (AKA I messed up :P)) |
| 18:56.06 | Imperios | Yeah |
| 18:56.11 | Ghelae | Imperios: Pick a page at random and choose that one. |
| 18:56.16 | Wormy | The Tahar then need to toughen up |
| 18:56.25 | Wormy | Emply skilled not unskilled6 |
| 18:56.32 | Wormy | *employ |
| 18:56.59 | Ghelae | To be fair, the Tahar Empire has been recently devastated by a pandemic. There probably aren't many skilled biologists left. |
| 18:57.03 | Monet | Theian - You would call it "psychic power". And the Apalos have a theory. |
| 18:58.28 | Monet | Theian - The microbe you have extracted is called Ravoliform and it boosts the body's ability to interact with hyperspace. |
| 18:59.22 | Irskaad | Scientist is the most common job in the Tahar Empire :P Tahar - Hyperspace... *Tahars grab the theian and connect the Theian's vision to a visual device* |
| 19:00.10 | Wormy | It would make sense if the Tahar have real scientists, and then they have "Scientists" (who are the ones mostly seen publically). They do science, but their job is to enforce Taharian beliefs and cover up any real discoveries from public eye. |
| 19:00.21 | Imperios | Irskaad: Same for Radeons, actually. |
| 19:00.31 | Irskaad | Tahars don't cover up discoveries |
| 19:00.45 | Wormy | The other day we did discover the Tahar have thought police afterall. Theyre extemists. |
| 19:01.04 | Irskaad | How do they have thought police? :S I just said they banned religion... |
| 19:01.25 | Imperios | Irskaad: Imagine what would Tahars think when they will realise they are REALLY similar to Radeons? |
| 19:01.28 | Irskaad | [[Creature:Tahar]] |
| 19:01.28 | morgothBotPy | Irskaad meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Tahar |
| 19:01.29 | Wormy | You agreed that nanites in Tahar brains prevent meditative brain waves |
| 19:01.43 | Wormy | That is thought control lol |
| 19:01.48 | Monet | Read 1984, Thought Police are purely secular. |
| 19:02.00 | Imperios | I am pretty sure FRA changed Asgord's genome to be more peaceful. |
| 19:02.02 | Imperios | EQUILIBRIUM |
| 19:02.04 | Irskaad | Just read the page and try again - You are saying things about Tahars that aren't true |
| 19:02.06 | Wormy | Extreme end of the Big Brother society |
| 19:02.18 | Imperios | Irskaad: I think Wormy is giving an idea :P |
| 19:02.38 | Monet | *The Theian has a non-invasive HUD projected over it's retina. Other than that his vision includes UV light and appears abnormally sharp but otherwise normal* |
| 19:02.50 | Wormy | I'm saying things from what I've seen. And yes, I'm not saying its canon now I'm saying ThoughtPolice might be a good idea. |
| 19:02.56 | Imperios | If our roleplay is indicative, Tahars attempt to change the mentality of those who are not fitting to their ideas. |
| 19:03.02 | Imperios | Ie. religious people. |
| 19:03.14 | Wormy | "It would make sense if the Tahar have real scientists, and then they have "Scientists" |
| 19:03.16 | Irskaad | That's true - Tahars think religious people are insane |
| 19:03.21 | OluapWorker | Tahar are extremists http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/210/119/+_2acc5a8841f8752904d37f90a8014829.png |
| 19:03.30 | Imperios | via http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MindRape |
| 19:03.31 | Irskaad | Tahar - Hmmmm... |
| 19:03.42 | Monet | Religion = insanity? what the hell, men! |
| 19:03.48 | Wormy | They are antitheists which are fundementalist atheists |
| 19:04.16 | Monet | Teian - I don't know what you are looking for... |
| 19:04.23 | Wormy | Not that thats wrong of your fiction but I think they're definately not liberal |
| 19:04.28 | Irskaad | Tahar - We are looking for hyperspace. |
| 19:04.31 | Imperios | No, seriously, they twist and change the mind of those who oppose their atheistic ways via surgery and stuff |
| 19:04.42 | Monet | Theian - I said interact, not see. |
| 19:04.46 | Irskaad | They are liberal in everything else but religion |
| 19:05.02 | Irskaad | Tahar - Then interact with hyperspace. |
| 19:05.17 | Irskaad | Impy: It's not surgery, more like mental laser correction |
| 19:05.50 | OluapWorker | Same thing, different names |
| 19:06.19 | Monet | Theian - ...fine *levitates a narby container, his vision shows nothing abnormal* |
| 19:06.20 | Wormy | Because they believe certain opinions that may endanger the status quo of the Elites, and treat opposing beliefs as disease that must be corrected. |
| 19:06.31 | Wormy | Kind of Nazi'ish |
| 19:06.43 | Irskaad | Tahar - *Scans the entire room to see what levitates the container* |
| 19:07.25 | Irskaad | [[Creature:Tahar]] - Doesn't say anything about elites or dictatorships |
| 19:07.26 | morgothBotPy | Irskaad meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Tahar |
| 19:07.55 | Wormy | It might not, but its lacking that fact3 |
| 19:08.22 | Monet | Do you know what's really wierd? China and Japan had eastern philosophies but came up with concepts the west would not see until centuries later (like gunpowder, alloys and paper money). |
| 19:08.31 | Irskaad | No, you just don't understand Tahars :P |
| 19:08.50 | Monet | We're drawing analogies. |
| 19:09.10 | Monet | In this case, elites = their intelligence. |
| 19:09.23 | OluapWorker | Japaneses will be driving gianr bot cars while americans will be throwing burgers at each oher |
| 19:09.25 | Irskaad | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User:Irskaad/Ezhun - More of Tahar society :P |
| 19:09.26 | OluapWorker | other |
| 19:09.28 | OluapWorker | :v |
| 19:09.32 | Imperios | brb |
| 19:09.35 | Wormy | Lol OP |
| 19:10.15 | Wormy | "We are pretty smart, like 3 times as smart as you." |
| 19:10.39 | Wormy | If they were smart, they'd know that comparing intelligence between alkien species is ridiculous |
| 19:10.41 | Monet | Sounds elitist to me. |
| 19:11.25 | Monet | "In my opinion if you have brains you know you won't like being treated like you failed in pre-school, So why do that to other people?" - this statement is on my userpage! |
| 19:11.44 | Wormy | From what I've seen, Tahar are extremely egotistical, elitest and close-minded because their government demands it. |
| 19:12.09 | OluapWorker | I'm imagining what would be like if a Tahar met a Dracogodasimer |
| 19:12.10 | Monet | They're the Obvir'Atrta of science! |
| 19:12.15 | Wormy | Tahar might not be themselves but their dictatorship government enforces it upon them.. |
| 19:12.17 | Irskaad | Their government doesn't have anything to do with Tahar citizens. Tahars just banned religion because it's a public request |
| 19:12.22 | OluapWorker | The amount of smacks he would get from the Dasimer would be amazing |
| 19:13.09 | Monet | Godasimers are the larger ones right? |
| 19:13.37 | Wormy | "government doesn't have anything to do with Tahar citizens" Well yes, Authortarian regimes don't care what the public says if its in opposition. |
| 19:14.09 | Irskaad | facepalms so hard he goes insane |
| 19:14.26 | Irskaad | It's obvious that people aren't getting Tahar society at all |
| 19:14.32 | Monet | Next they'll be saying they were forever at war with the Iteok and winning. |
| 19:14.39 | OluapWorker | Yes |
| 19:14.40 | Irskaad | I'm going to make dinner, bai |
| 19:15.24 | OluapWorker | Dasimers are basically a Dracogonarious + an angry bear in the same body |
| 19:16.06 | Monet | Forget smack, punch the suckers! |
| 19:16.32 | Wormy | I wonder why tips are Illegal in the Tahar Empire. |
| 19:16.35 | OluapWorker | Dasimer - *smack* STOP *smack* BEING *smack* SO *smack* STUPID |
| 19:17.27 | Monet | Mybe irskaad doesn't like tipping? |
| 19:19.50 | Wormy | Lol *envisions Irsk infuraiated in a resturant when the reciet asks for a small tip* |
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| 19:25.58 | IrskAndroid | Back from my meltdown |
| 19:28.44 | Ghelae | Hello. |
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| 19:29.35 | Imperios | Hi |
| 19:29.39 | Monet | Hi |
| 19:29.48 | Imperios | How is the Tahar talk? |
| 19:30.29 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 19:30.31 | IrskAndroid | I went on a meltdown |
| 19:31.11 | Monet | It went downhill. It's just that their way of maintaining atheism among the population seems somewhat... authoritarian. |
| 19:32.21 | Monet | And before I ignite the fire again, can I just say that meditation is simply a method of focus. It is not an attempt to collect 'eteral' energies or experienceo ther dimensions. |
| 19:36.19 | Imperios | Although I like Wormy's idea |
| 19:36.59 | IrskAndroid | What idea? |
| 19:37.01 | Imperios | Kraw Galaxy as Crapsaccharine world |
| 19:37.26 | IrskAndroid | huh what's that |
| 19:38.14 | Monet | A dystopian Kraw Galaxy. |
| 19:40.25 | Ghelae | Irsk has asked me to tell you all about a short discussion we've just had in #cyrannus. |
| 19:40.34 | Ghelae | [20:35] <IrskAndroid> Kay. Tahars aren't a dictatorship at all - They just banned religion |
| 19:40.39 | Ghelae | [20:37] <Ghelae> That's a pretty authoritarian thing to do. :P But, since none of the Tahars like religion anyway, it could be argued that banning religion in the Tahar Empire is like banning anything generally considered to be immoral on Earth. |
| 19:40.47 | Ghelae | [20:38] <IrskAndroid> ^ TELL IRC THIS |
| 19:41.33 | Wormy | You did say there are religious Tahar and that they are capable of religion? |
| 19:41.37 | Monet | The way I see it some of the stuff banned in that sense here on Earth does more harm than good. |
| 19:41.54 | IrskAndroid | Nope wormy |
| 19:42.20 | Wormy | You did. When I asked whether Tahar were alien to the concept of a deity |
| 19:42.32 | Wormy | You said no, but another race of yours was |
| 19:42.45 | IrskAndroid | I didn't.. |
| 19:43.06 | Wormy | If so, the few that are or might really want it are still suppressed |
| 19:43.24 | IrskAndroid | No Tahar wants it |
| 19:43.55 | Monet | That's a bit of a generaisation isn't it? |
| 19:44.06 | IrskAndroid | Yes |
| 19:44.11 | Ghelae | It's his fiction; he can make it like that if he wants to. :D |
| 19:44.17 | IrskAndroid | ^ |
| 19:44.18 | Wormy | So the Tahar are still sheep. |
| 19:44.27 | IrskAndroid | ? |
| 19:44.39 | Wormy | All think the same blah blah blah |
| 19:44.40 | Monet | The drug cartels could be crippled by the golbal legalisation of numerous drugs, what stips this is the opinion that it's better to not have such drugs in shops (tbh most cases of drug-related-death are from contamination or something else), no question. |
| 19:44.57 | Monet | global* |
| 19:45.29 | Wormy | IrskAndroid: Also, I've been meaning to ask you |
| 19:45.39 | Wormy | I wonder why tips are Illegal in the Tahar Empire? |
| 19:45.53 | Monet | My point is that aking something illlegal does not always benefit society as a whole. |
| 19:46.16 | Ghelae | Religion in Tahar society doesn't seem to be comparable to drug usage on Earth. There aren't secret societies of Tahars going around and selling religions to criminals as part of covert deals. |
| 19:46.17 | IrskAndroid | This is to avoid store beggars |
| 19:46.52 | Monet | Store beggars? |
| 19:46.53 | OluapWorker | Religion cigars |
| 19:46.55 | OluapWorker | Like a boss |
| 19:47.16 | Wormy | Why do tips attract thieves? |
| 19:47.35 | IrskAndroid | Yes, when waiters ask for tips |
| 19:47.41 | Monet | Do ou mean those homeless people who sit outside shops waiting for people to give them small change? |
| 19:47.57 | Monet | out of charity |
| 19:48.09 | Ghelae | Maybe people posing as waiters and stealing tips used to be a big problem in the Tahar Empire. |
| 19:48.26 | Wormy | Like when I go to a resturant sometimes (rarely) the reciet asks for a tip. You are not forced to tip and it could be anything. Its given straight to the waiter so how could it be stolen? |
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| 19:48.48 | LotG | Hello people. |
| 19:48.49 | Wormy | I suppose Ghelae could be right |
| 19:48.51 | Ghelae | Hello. |
| 19:48.52 | Wormy | Hi |
| 19:48.52 | Monet | Hello! |
| 19:48.54 | OluapWorker | Hey buni |
| 19:49.18 | IrskAndroid | Yes ghel is right |
| 19:49.49 | Wormy | I don't see why a waiter asking for a tip is a begger. |
| 19:50.06 | OluapWorker | It's an alien society |
| 19:50.07 | Monet | Wouldn't it have been easier to adopt the use of identity tags? |
| 19:50.32 | IrskAndroid | Ko: THIS |
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| 19:50.51 | OluapWorker | I think this discussion is making too much fuss over nothing |
| 19:50.53 | Ghelae | Telling people not to give away their money is probably easier than mass-manufacturing fraud-proof identification systems. :P |
| 19:51.18 | Ghelae | But Oluap's right. This is a lot of fuss about tips. |
| 19:51.24 | IrskAndroid | Listen to ko ffs |
| 19:51.28 | Wormy | Enough to have it a criminal offense? |
| 19:51.46 | Wormy | Banning is a bit harsh |
| 19:51.59 | Ghelae | Maybe Tahars never liked giving tips; they just did it out of a sense of duty. |
| 19:52.11 | Ghelae | So it's like religion; they find it easy enough to just ban it. |
| 19:52.36 | Monet | It feels like anything considered "bad" In this country gets banned. At least it's not as bad as China. |
| 19:52.51 | Wormy | Lol they banned time travel on TV. |
| 19:53.05 | OluapWorker | http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/267/948/e6c.png Here is the answer to everything |
| 19:53.11 | Ghelae | Yeah. They've not done that in the UK yet. |
| 19:54.03 | Ghelae | OluapWorker: Yes. |
| 19:54.23 | Wormy | Gives a million k tip to a poor Tahar resturant that needs it. |
| 19:54.28 | Monet | Speaking of that, Ruussel Howard's Good news is on in 5 minutes. |
| 19:54.35 | Imperios | Hur dur |
| 19:54.43 | OluapWorker | Perhaps aliens have a version of that which says "Humans" |
| 19:56.08 | Ghelae | Wormy: Isn't the idea that the tips go to the staff, not the establishment? |
| 19:56.34 | IrskAndroid | Tahar - Keep it, it's yours, not anyone else's. |
| 19:56.41 | OluapWorker | http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/268/250/2ed.jpg Time passes and the hair is wilder |
| 19:56.59 | Ghelae | And maybe there's no such thing as a poor Tahar restaurant - they all became franchised to megacorporations a long time ago. |
| 19:57.00 | Wormy | Maybe the resturant is poor because the staff are poor. |
| 19:57.04 | Monet | I don't believe it... he used to look normal. |
| 19:57.16 | OluapWorker | IT WAS ALIENS |
| 19:58.00 | OluapWorker | http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/259/977/9bf.jpg |
| 19:58.45 | Wormy | Hands the million k to the resturant chef *outside* the resturant |
| 19:58.48 | Monet | He looks a little like Q. |
| 19:59.08 | Ghelae | Wormy: That's not a tip. :P |
| 19:59.10 | OluapWorker | Further proof of aliens |
| 19:59.21 | OluapWorker | http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/240/262/a7a.png |
| 19:59.23 | Wormy | This is nothing to do with the resturant. TAKE THE MONEY |
| 19:59.45 | Monet | not jut any alien... the most annoying omnipotent in the universe! |
| 20:00.59 | Monet | BBL |
| 20:01.38 | Wormy | http://beauty-video-tutorial.com/img/32/32b/Ancient_Astronaut_Theory_explained_by_Giorgio_A_Tsoukalous_Ancient_Aliens_compilation_.jpg |
| 20:01.38 | *** join/#sporewiki Irskaad (Irskaad@a89-154-105-126.cpe.netcabo.pt) |
| 20:01.41 | Irskaad | Was anything said? |
| 20:01.56 | Wormy | [20:58] * Wormy Hands the million k to the resturant chef *outside* the resturant |
| 20:02.03 | Ghelae | [20:59] <Ghelae> Wormy: That's not a tip. :P |
| 20:02.14 | Wormy | [20:59] <Wormy> This is nothing to do with the resturant. TAKE THE MONEY |
| 20:02.25 | Irskaad | Tahar - *Gives back the money* |
| 20:02.44 | Wormy | Me - Why? |
| 20:02.57 | Ghelae | Now the Tahar's being stubborn because you're trying to be clever. :D |
| 20:02.58 | Irskaad | Tahar - If I don't work hard for money then why work? |
| 20:03.31 | Wormy | Me - This might make your work place better |
| 20:03.44 | Irskaad | Tahar - Nah. *Leaves* |
| 20:03.53 | Avetzan_spore | the amount of radioactive rubble from the ICBM. hehe |
| 20:05.38 | Wormy | Stuffs it down the Tahar's throat |
| 20:06.04 | Ghelae | Tahars - *suffocates and dies* |
| 20:06.08 | Ghelae | Good work there, Wormy. |
| 20:06.18 | Ghelae | Now he physically can't accept your money. |
| 20:06.55 | OluapWorker | That was a bad move...caused by aliens |
| 20:07.22 | Wormy | It didn't happen unless Irsk made it happen. |
| 20:07.51 | Ghelae | I didn't think the whole situation was canon in the first place. |
| 20:08.05 | Wormy | Okay |
| 20:08.14 | Ghelae | :D |
| 20:08.27 | Wormy | Takes the money out the dead Tahar and gives it to another Resturant staff, the waiter |
| 20:08.32 | OluapWorker | What were you doing in a Tahar planet anyway? You should be home studying or something :v |
| 20:09.02 | Irskaad | I just don't like how Wormy and Monet are comparing the Tahars to North Korea =_= |
| 20:09.18 | Ghelae | By the late 28th century, Wormy finished studying over 750 years ago. |
| 20:09.24 | Wormy | yes |
| 20:09.49 | Wormy | Me - Take it waiter, please |
| 20:09.57 | Ghelae | Of course, he's also been dead for 700 years. |
| 20:10.02 | Ghelae | The NWO got him, you see. |
| 20:10.13 | Irskaad | Tahar - NO. |
| 20:10.14 | OluapWorker | and aliens too |
| 20:10.30 | Ghelae | It was the aliens in the NWO, of course. |
| 20:10.34 | Wormy | No actually, I tranformed into Emperor Wormulus II and founded the Grimbolsaurian empire |
| 20:10.47 | OluapWorker | So Wormy is an alien |
| 20:10.53 | OluapWorker | Sounds fair to me |
| 20:10.54 | Ghelae | So what's Emperor Wormulus II doing on a Tahar planet? |
| 20:11.07 | Ghelae | Giving away money to Tahar businessmen? |
| 20:11.10 | Wormy | On holiday |
| 20:11.15 | Ghelae | Oh, right. I see. |
| 20:11.26 | Wormy | He felt generous |
| 20:11.38 | Ghelae | I assume the constant assassination attempts from the KrawFed don't bother him. |
| 20:11.52 | Wormy | Nope |
| 20:11.59 | OluapWorker | I think only the Kraw are psychotic about him |
| 20:12.12 | Ghelae | Not even when the Kraw teleport antimatter explosives next to him? |
| 20:12.31 | Wormy | He survived Kamik'Shi's blastwave |
| 20:12.36 | Ghelae | Fair enough. |
| 20:12.40 | Wormy | That killed over a quadrillion |
| 20:13.18 | Wormy | Wormulus II is a god you see, but nobody knows |
| 20:13.25 | OluapWorker | silly overpowered grimby |
| 20:13.41 | Imperios | Iovera - Dammit |
| 20:13.42 | Ghelae | Of course, now there's no point in giving money to the Tahar waiter, because the Kraw have just performed orbital bombardment on the Tahar planet to prevent Wormulus's corrupting influences from affecting the Tahars. |
| 20:14.05 | Ghelae | Let's face it, this whole thing didn't make any sense from the outset. |
| 20:14.20 | Wormy | Uses his godlike powers to undo the orbital bombardment |
| 20:14.22 | OluapWorker | You don't make sense either |
| 20:14.26 | Ghelae | We may as well just say that anything goes now. |
| 20:14.31 | Ghelae | I know I don't. |
| 20:14.41 | Ghelae | turns into a Dvottie |
| 20:14.56 | OluapWorker | This reminds me |
| 20:14.58 | OluapWorker | ~smack Cyrannian|Away |
| 20:14.58 | infobot | ACTION smacks Cyrannian|Away upside the head. |
| 20:14.59 | Wormy | Turns into The OneGod |
| 20:15.00 | Wormy | Check mate |
| 20:15.05 | OluapWorker | get in here so I can nag you |
| 20:15.21 | Ghelae | Meep. No... Dvotties don't say that, do they? |
| 20:15.21 | Irskaad | turns into Angazhar'Shi |
| 20:15.29 | OluapWorker | u not xho |
| 20:15.32 | OluapWorker | ~smack Irskaad |
| 20:15.32 | infobot | ACTION smacks Irskaad upside the head. |
| 20:15.39 | Irskaad | Ow |
| 20:15.44 | Imperios | turns into Wikia |
| 20:15.51 | Wormy | Fills every Tahar house with tips |
| 20:15.53 | Imperios | removes SporeWiki from existence |
| 20:15.55 | Imperios | I win |
| 20:16.02 | Ghelae | removes Imperios from existence |
| 20:16.03 | Ghelae | I win. |
| 20:16.11 | Ghelae | pre-emptively removes himself from existence |
| 20:16.22 | OluapWorker | How overwhelming |
| 20:16.41 | LotG | Technobliterator would be going mental |
| 20:17.18 | Wormy | Blocks Imperios for vandalising SporeWiki |
| 20:17.30 | Imperios | Wha LotG is here |
| 20:17.48 | OluapWorker | Late as aways |
| 20:17.51 | OluapWorker | always* |
| 20:18.03 | Ghelae | He's been here for half an hour. |
| 20:18.17 | OluapWorker | http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3813479_700b.jpg This is one of humanity's greatest inventions |
| 20:18.21 | OluapWorker | Not even kidding |
| 20:18.49 | Irskaad | I don't get it |
| 20:18.58 | OluapWorker | u dum |
| 20:19.06 | Imperios | Wut |
| 20:19.23 | OluapWorker | It's a head scratcher thingy |
| 20:19.32 | OluapWorker | which feels like a piece of heaven |
| 20:19.45 | Irskaad | Oh |
| 20:19.56 | Wormy | Just use anti-dandruff |
| 20:22.32 | Wormy | LotG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LAo1diBzKE&feature=related |
| 20:24.01 | LotG | I'd prefer that intro |
| 20:28.04 | Wormy | Geoege Bush version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyu5Th2eC_c&feature=related |
| 20:35.16 | OluapWorker | http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-gif-inaccurate-push.gif So much win |
| 20:36.40 | *** join/#sporewiki Monet (57731abe@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.87.115.26.190) |
| 20:36.48 | Monet | Hello |
| 20:37.28 | Wormy | hi |
| 20:40.23 | *** part/#sporewiki Ghelae_away (6d966168@gateway/web/freenode/ip.109.150.97.104) |
| 20:44.42 | *** join/#sporewiki Tybusen (44e45820@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.228.88.32) |
| 20:44.56 | Imperios | Sup Tybu |
| 20:44.56 | Tybusen | Sup mah bois |
| 20:45.03 | Irskaad | TYBUSEN |
| 20:45.14 | Tybusen | IRSKAAD |
| 20:48.57 | Tybusen | Huh |
| 20:49.02 | Tybusen | Not a lot of people for this time |
| 20:51.06 | LotG | http://www.damnlol.com/i/48c72cff394e064152edfa89423a5536.jpg I lol'd |
| 20:52.50 | Wormy | My friend called Jack always says that if someone sys Jack Shit to him |
| 20:54.30 | Monet | lol |
| 20:54.39 | Wormy | http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=2572373847727&set=a.1727985458545.70176.1805728545&type=3&theater |
| 20:54.50 | Wormy | Does that appear? |
| 20:55.46 | LotG | Yeah |
| 20:58.12 | LotG | I wanna watch District 9 |
| 20:58.37 | OluapWorker | Go watch District 9 then |
| 20:58.48 | LotG | -_- |
| 20:58.57 | LotG | Can't, ain't got it |
| 20:59.05 | OluapWorker | ...go get it then |
| 20:59.06 | OluapWorker | :v |
| 20:59.10 | Wormy | I'm sure its in the internet |
| 20:59.27 | Monet | I did think about it but what happened ot that reporter in the advert creeped me out. |
| 20:59.39 | LotG | What happened to him? |
| 20:59.57 | Monet | Erm... His hands melted. |
| 21:00.12 | Monet | After being exposed to this gas hidden by the Prawns. |
| 21:00.15 | LotG | Oh |
| 21:00.17 | LotG | Damn |
| 21:04.38 | Wormy | South Park is so stupid lol |
| 21:04.56 | Wormy | I'm watching an episode where Satan and Sadam are in bed in hell |
| 21:05.06 | Monet | I rememebr that. |
| 21:05.09 | OluapWorker | Isn't that the movie? |
| 21:05.23 | Monet | No, it's a two-part episode. |
| 21:05.35 | Wormy | Monet is right |
| 21:06.03 | OluapWorker | Well I remember the movie having Satan and Sadam in beg, Sadam even sings a song |
| 21:06.08 | OluapWorker | bed* |
| 21:07.05 | Wormy | In this one, Satan tries to tell Sadam he has to end his relationship but wakes up in Bed with Sadam and Sadam had poured 20 bottles of veg oil on himself. |
| 21:07.42 | OluapWorker | lol |
| 21:07.55 | OluapWorker | South Park is a crazy show |
| 21:08.02 | OluapWorker | I haven't watched it in years though |
| 21:09.01 | Wormy | I think Monkey Dust is crazier - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r6WRAK_q8s |
| 21:10.35 | Monet | I remeber one episode where two Londooners discuss where an alien would land if it was to ever crash on England. They couldn't decide if it would prefer London or Essex. |
| 21:11.08 | Wormy | Was that in Monkey Dust? |
| 21:11.24 | Monet | I only watched one episode i think. |
| 21:11.34 | Wormy | Monkey Dust - House Call http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M9CMjDRUpM&feature=fvwp&NR=1 |
| 21:11.57 | Monet | I just remember two guys mentino an alien and then shouting "london!" "Essex!" at each other for the rest of the sketch. |
| 21:16.02 | OluapWorker | For those who play Skyrim http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3814511_460s.jpg |
| 21:25.49 | LotG | I'm thinking about adding more races to the Brood |
| 21:42.41 | LotG | test |
| 21:43.04 | Irskaad | tset |
| 21:43.11 | LotG | ... |
| 21:45.56 | Irskaad | hugs Tybusen |
| 21:46.18 | Tybusen | Hai |
| 22:07.26 | Tybusen | tset |
| 22:07.51 | Irskaad | Hai again |
| 22:10.12 | *** join/#sporewiki LotG (519f9437@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.159.148.55) |
| 22:10.14 | LotG | Hello people. |
| 22:10.30 | Irskaad | Hai again |
| 22:11.15 | Monet | Hello |
| 22:11.44 | LotG | I was thinking about having more races for the Brood |
| 22:11.50 | Irskaad | Kraw - * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jaSfgftOb8&feature=related Sings this to Volkarus* |
| 22:12.11 | LotG | Moxix - I hear music....Stop it now! |
| 22:12.38 | Monet | Volkarus - Gladly... *assaigns Vedrix to assasinate the Kraw* |
| 22:12.53 | Irskaad | Kraw - AAAAAAGH WHY DON'T YOU LIKE THIS AMAZING SONG |
| 22:15.13 | Monet | Vedrix - Because it is a foul excuse for music! |
| 22:15.26 | Monet | Volkarus - Any better? |
| 22:16.00 | LotG | Moxix - Much better... |
| 22:16.42 | Irskaad | Edra-Arath - Then what songs do you like, Volkarus? |
| 22:17.32 | LotG | Caltaun - We like the songs that depict times of war in the history of our race. |
| 22:17.34 | Monet | Vokarus - Orchestras. I like to calm my nerves with a viola solo... |
| 22:19.18 | LotG | Moxix - You shall not drown out my taint inside your head... |
| 22:22.44 | *** join/#sporewiki Atamolos_clone (18a28345@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.24.162.131.69) |
| 22:23.45 | Atamolos_clone | is here. Atamolos sent his clone because he is visiting 4D Spain. |
| 22:24.31 | Irskaad | Eek a bio |
| 22:26.31 | Atamolos_clone | meditates causing Irskaad, in the form of a Tahar to freak out. The Tahar picks up a plank of wood and tries to beat Atamolos_clone with it. Said Tahar consequently explodes on contact with Atamolos_clone's meditation-forcefield. |
| 22:28.00 | Wormy | Lol |
| 22:31.25 | *** join/#sporewiki Bio21 (18a28345@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.24.162.131.69) |
| 22:31.43 | Bio21 | sees himself, freaks out and explodes. |
| 22:32.27 | Bio21_ghost | ~seen Cyrannian |
| 22:32.28 | infobot | cyrannian <562de197@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.45.225.151> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 6h 54m 49s ago, saying: 'bbl'. |
| 22:33.01 | Bio21_ghost | Atamolos |
| 22:34.09 | Bio21_ghost | ~register |
| 22:34.09 | infobot | register is, like, http://freenode.net/faq.shtml#userregistration |
| 22:35.43 | Wormy | LotG: I love this http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=337387762981049&set=p.337387762981049&type=1&theater |
| 22:35.55 | LotG | Can't see it |
| 22:36.15 | Wormy | I hate how certain councils tried to ban English people from flying the flag of England. Stupid PC dogooders |
| 22:36.45 | Wormy | http://www.blogistan.co.uk/blog/images/mfe-edited.jpg |
| 22:36.50 | Wormy | Found another one |
| 22:36.55 | Bio21_ghost | That's wired. |
| 22:37.53 | Wormy | Some councils are so worried they ban christmas decorations being put up in case it might offend another religion |
| 22:38.31 | LotG | LOL To that pic |
| 22:40.22 | LotG | Wormy: Are you interested in the BNP? |
| 22:40.48 | Wormy | No I hate them |
| 22:41.04 | Wormy | British Nazi Party |
| 22:41.07 | LotG | lol |
| 22:41.38 | Bio21_ghost | growls at the thought of <insert the N-word here>. |
| 22:42.32 | Wormy | I would support the Monster Raving Looney Party |
| 22:43.01 | Bio21_ghost | I support the Atamolos party. |
| 22:43.37 | Wormy | 1. Health & Safety: We propose to ban Self Responsibilty on the grounds that it may be dangerous to your health. |
| 22:43.54 | Wormy | . M.P’s Expenses: We propose that instead of a second home allowance M.P’s will have a caravan which will be parked outside the Houses of Parliament. This will make it easier as flipping a caravan is easier than flipping homes |
| 22:44.46 | Wormy | We will issue a 99p coin to save on change. |
| 22:45.01 | Wormy | The Official Monster Raving Loony Party will not join the single European currency. We will invite all Europeans countries to JOIN THE POUND. |
| 22:45.37 | Wormy | All children will be given two birthdays like the Queen. |
| 22:45.48 | Wormy | Any child who is cleverer than their teacher will be allowed to take over the class and the teacher will stand at the back with a dunce’s hat on. He or she will then be on half pay until he or she has learnt enough to regain the upper ground. This is our policy for child empowerment. |
| 22:46.08 | Wormy | The Millennium Bridge will be made wobbly again, by building a pub at either end. |
| 22:46.09 | Bio21_ghost | Hmm, that would apply to me. |
| 22:46.59 | *** join/#sporewiki Liquid_Ink (79d2d805@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.210.216.5) |
| 22:47.17 | *** join/#sporewiki The_Randomness (~The_Rando@c-75-72-121-224.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) |
| 22:47.19 | Liquid_Ink | eats Wormy. |
| 22:47.29 | The_Randomness | Hello everyone |
| 22:47.35 | Wormy | hi |
| 22:47.38 | The_Randomness | ~eat Liquid_Ink |
| 22:47.38 | infobot | ACTION eats Liquid_Ink and falls over dead |
| 22:47.39 | Wormy | hi |
| 22:48.05 | Irskaad | Yay hugging time is coming |
| 22:48.13 | Atamolos_clone | :3 |
| 22:48.17 | Irskaad | :3 |
| 22:48.19 | Atamolos_clone | >:3 |
| 22:48.28 | Irskaad | :D |
| 22:48.41 | Atamolos_clone | laughs maniacally, then sees his ghost and explodes. |
| 22:48.42 | *** join/#sporewiki Xho (5ac811ca@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.200.17.202) |
| 22:48.49 | Liquid_Ink | hugs and hug and hugs. |
| 22:48.51 | Xho | https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/552965_2073474572793_1722802484_1010402_94737289_n.jpg Storm in Southampton |
| 22:48.53 | Irskaad | Yay Xho |
| 22:49.06 | LotG | Bloody hell |
| 22:49.07 | Irskaad | Did you take this? |
| 22:49.21 | Liquid_Ink | Clouds like that are sexy. |
| 22:50.00 | Atamolosclone_gh | I got an invitation, in my mailbox, to join the Ku Klux Klan. |
| 22:50.17 | Liquid_Ink | How nice. |
| 22:51.01 | The_Randomness | Oh, that's nice. |
| 22:51.10 | Xho | No but I saw it |
| 22:51.17 | Irskaad | Wow |
| 22:51.26 | Xho | And I was in the middle of it |
| 22:51.31 | Xho | Big thunderstorm |
| 22:51.33 | LotG | You were causing |
| 22:52.26 | Atamolosclone_gh | summons a thunderstorm with acid rain and plasma lightning. |
| 22:52.26 | Wormy | Xho: I was in a storm too today! I almost got stuck by lightning when I stook my arm out the window to catch the inch thick hail stones and lightning then flashed right above the house and I was like I won't do that again, damn. |
| 22:52.48 | Xho | Must have been scary for my sister's partner |
| 22:52.56 | Atamolosclone_gh | >:) The thunderstorm thingies are out to get you. |
| 22:52.56 | Xho | He works at the chemical plant |
| 22:53.01 | Xho | Explosive chemicals and such |
| 22:53.07 | The_Randomness | The Xhodocto aren't powerful enough to break the fourth wall yet. |
| 22:53.12 | Atamolosclone_gh | Heh heh. |
| 22:53.30 | Xho | If that does happen then that is a true oh crap moment |
| 22:53.54 | Wormy | Scarily enough, somewhere in the Multiverse... |
| 22:54.32 | Irskaad | hugs Jason Voorhees |
| 22:54.57 | Cyrannian|Away | ~seen Cyrannian|Away |
| 22:55.02 | infobot | cyrannian|away is currently on #sporewiki #cyrannus. Has said a total of 1 messages. Is idling for 5s, last said: '~seen Cyrannian|Away'. |
| 22:55.13 | Xho | You would get serious loads of illness before you get cleaved into two |
| 22:55.25 | Xho | Plus Jason's not that brilliant a villain |
| 22:55.32 | Xho | He gets killed at the end of every film |
| 22:55.46 | LotG | I am redesigning the D-Breed HXTs |
| 22:55.51 | Irskaad | Still, he's badass |
| 22:55.58 | Atamolosclone_gh | TWOMORROW IS FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH I AM SOOOO EXCITED! |
| 22:55.59 | Xho | Not really |
| 22:55.59 | LotG | The new Rippers look like Headcrabs |
| 22:56.05 | Atamolosclone_gh | laughs maniacally. |
| 22:57.12 | Liquid_Ink | Today is friday the thirteenth. |
| 22:57.29 | Atamolosclone_gh | Depends on your timezone. Where I am, twomorrow is the 13th. |
| 22:57.32 | Irskaad | In Australia :P 3 minutes to go here |
| 22:57.33 | The_Randomness | Not here, I have to wait six hours. |
| 22:57.54 | Irskaad | Has Jason Voorhees appeared yet in Aussieland? |
| 22:58.00 | Atamolosclone_gh | I have to wait about nine hours, for midnight. |
| 22:58.01 | Liquid_Ink | Who? |
| 22:58.24 | Liquid_Ink | Oh, that asshole. |
| 22:58.33 | Atamolosclone_gh | The guy with the hockey mask in all of the Friday the 13th movies. I think. |
| 22:58.42 | *** join/#sporewiki Monet (57731abe@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.87.115.26.190) |
| 22:58.48 | The_Randomness | Hey |
| 22:58.56 | Irskaad | eek a spess mahn |
| 22:59.01 | Monet | Hi. Sorry about leaving unexpectedly earlier. |
| 23:00.05 | Xho | Irsk stop talking before about Jason before I personally come over to Portugal dressed as Jason and then hurl you off the 25 de Abril Bridge in two pieces |
| 23:00.37 | Irskaad | D: |
| 23:00.52 | The_Randomness | Only two? |
| 23:01.02 | The_Randomness | Come on, you can do better than that. |
| 23:01.02 | Xho | I will get setenced for 25 years + but it WILL be worth it |
| 23:01.08 | Wormy | Looks like Xho has already plotted a map of Lisbon |
| 23:01.19 | Monet | Scary. |
| 23:01.20 | Xho | Fine, seven |
| 23:01.36 | Wormy | You have sealed your fate Irskaad. |
| 23:01.48 | Irskaad | But can he find my house? |
| 23:02.12 | Xho | Who cares about personal searches |
| 23:02.15 | Atamolosclone_gh | shows Xho where Irskaad's house is. |
| 23:02.30 | Atamolosclone_gh | That's for saying 'eek'. |
| 23:02.45 | Xho | It will be a massacre sangrento |
| 23:03.16 | Atamolosclone_gh | doesn't know what that means. |
| 23:03.26 | Xho | Bloody Massacre |
| 23:03.32 | The_Randomness | ^ |
| 23:03.43 | Irskaad | walks around Baixa-Chiado and sees Xho as Jason - "Is that..." |
| 23:04.26 | Xho | Well it can't be me because i'm in Southampton |
| 23:04.45 | Irskaad | Didn't you say you were coming to kill me? :P |
| 23:05.51 | Xho | Well i'm still planning |
| 23:05.57 | Cyrannian | You want Xho to kill you? |
| 23:06.01 | Liquid_Ink | hugs Cyrannian. |
| 23:06.10 | Irskaad | hugs Cyrannian |
| 23:06.21 | Xho | pries Irsk and Liquid off Cyrannian |
| 23:06.28 | Cyrannian | hugs Cyrannian |
| 23:06.32 | Irskaad | Xho! |
| 23:06.36 | Xho | IMPOSSIBRU |
| 23:07.01 | Liquid_Ink | hugs Xho. |
| 23:07.04 | Xho | Hug me and I will make sure you will be sodomized by weed hackers |
| 23:07.08 | Xho | Oh too late for you |
| 23:07.10 | Liquid_Ink | kisses Xho. |
| 23:07.16 | Cyrannian | hugs Xho, while simultaneously hugging himself and the empty space where OluapWorker was. |
| 23:07.26 | Xho | Fuck, all of you get in line |
| 23:07.30 | Irskaad | hugs Xho |
| 23:07.33 | Xho | Regardless if you didn't hug me, get the fuck in line |
| 23:07.44 | Liquid_Ink | What line? |
| 23:07.47 | Xho | gets a weed hacker |
| 23:07.48 | Irskaad | gets in line, singing this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jaSfgftOb8&feature=related |
| 23:07.58 | Xho | Prepare for the time of your life |
| 23:08.09 | Irskaad | Yay |
| 23:08.21 | Liquid_Ink | Woohoo! |
| 23:08.24 | Irskaad | Feel the po-o-ower of dancing! |
| 23:08.34 | Cyrannian | shoots Irskaad's head off |
| 23:08.35 | Xho | shoves the weed hacker down Irskaad's throat and turns it on |
| 23:08.39 | Liquid_Ink | undresses. |
| 23:08.42 | Irskaad | AAAAAAAAAAAAGH |
| 23:08.57 | Xho | then rips it out and does the same to Liquid |
| 23:08.57 | Liquid_Ink | He told me to prepare for the time of my life! |
| 23:08.57 | Cyrannian | Irskaad, your head exploded, you can't scream. |
| 23:09.00 | Wormy | Gives Irsk a Tai Chi kick |
| 23:09.26 | Irskaad | isn't affected my wormy |
| 23:09.31 | Irskaad | by* |
| 23:09.36 | Xho | Of course you're not affected |
| 23:09.42 | Xho | I just tore you to bits from the inside out |
| 23:10.19 | Atamolosclone_gh | prepares to slice in half whoever touches him by unsheathing his sword. |
| 23:10.32 | Irskaad | likes Xho's methods of murder :P |
| 23:10.50 | Cyrannian | Creepy. |
| 23:10.55 | Xho | wants you to die horribly |
| 23:11.14 | Irskaad | Why? :P |
| 23:11.26 | Atamolos | It was me the whole time! :D |
| 23:11.34 | Xho | If you don't get it by now then GTFO |
| 23:12.16 | Irskaad | Ok. *Irskaad is now Roshisiz* |
| 23:13.04 | Xho | ? |
| 23:13.14 | Cyrannian | Who's that again? |
| 23:13.15 | Irskaad | Roshisiz is the leader of the GTFO |
| 23:13.35 | Cyrannian | That's an unfortunate acronym. |
| 23:13.50 | The_Randomness | It was intentional. |
| 23:13.59 | Xho | Get The Fuck Out |
| 23:14.34 | Irskaad | Xho, do you brutally hate me? :P |
| 23:14.54 | Xho | If I said yes would you shut it? |
| 23:15.05 | Atamolos | Ouch. |
| 23:15.35 | Liquid_Ink | I see love between Xho and Irskaad. |
| 23:15.41 | Irskaad | Lol |
| 23:15.48 | Atamolos | O_O |
| 23:15.53 | Xho | doesn't even make a face |
| 23:16.48 | Liquid_Ink | No faic? |
| 23:16.54 | Irskaad | <PROTECTED> |
| 23:16.57 | Irskaad | Angazhar's face |
| 23:17.02 | Atamolos | How did he do that! |
| 23:17.15 | Cyrannian | <PROTECTED> |
| 23:17.18 | Atamolos | --- |
| 23:17.29 | Atamolos | O_O |
| 23:17.31 | Cyrannian | http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120411235920/spore/images/3/33/AdventuresBarnorfgazhaluvian.png - Did everyone see this? |
| 23:17.37 | Atamolos | HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE! |
| 23:17.44 | Xho | Sometimes I wonder if you lot are stupid intentionally or if it was biological predisposition |
| 23:17.47 | Atamolos | I saw it. |
| 23:17.58 | Irskaad | Nah, it's just that I'm an obsessed fan :P |
| 23:18.10 | Cyrannian | There's a difference? :P |
| 23:18.15 | Xho | No. :P |
| 23:18.24 | Cyrannian | I'm furious. :P |
| 23:18.31 | Xho | You have no idea. :P |
| 23:18.43 | Irskaad | LOL :P |
| 23:18.44 | Atamolos | Why are we all doing this. :P |
| 23:18.58 | Cyrannian | Okay, lets not turn this into a craze. :P |
| 23:18.58 | Liquid_Ink | For the trololololols. |
| 23:19.02 | Xho | Oh nothing. Just that its FUCKING ANNOYING. |
| 23:19.14 | Atamolos | I see... |
| 23:20.52 | Xho | Good, now that you're all quiet we can talk about something more pertinent to real life |
| 23:21.17 | Cyrannian | Like the American Black Bear. |
| 23:21.30 | Xho | Makes more sense than this |
| 23:21.42 | Liquid_Ink | I love to hunt bars! |
| 23:22.09 | Cyrannian | ~seen OluapWorker |
| 23:22.11 | infobot | oluapworker <b164139a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.177.100.19.154> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 2h 6m 9s ago, saying: 'For those who play Skyrim http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3814511_460s.jpg'. |
| 23:23.23 | Xho | http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3812013_460s.jpg In the event this happens |
| 23:23.50 | Liquid_Ink | Who! |
| 23:23.54 | Liquid_Ink | *Whoo! |
| 23:25.41 | Atamolos | The apocalypse was cancelled!? |
| 23:26.17 | The_Randomness | Yes, again |
| 23:26.56 | The_Randomness | Only for the nth time |
| 23:27.13 | Cyrannian | I'm bored. |
| 23:27.24 | Atamolos | is also bored. |
| 23:27.26 | Cyrannian | hands Irskaad a toy Xhodocto. |
| 23:27.29 | Liquid_Ink | does an erotic dance. |
| 23:27.29 | Cyrannian | Now dance for me. |
| 23:27.37 | Liquid_Ink | Precognition! |
| 23:27.51 | Cyrannian | Or, your damaged mind. |
| 23:28.03 | Liquid_Ink | My WHAT mind? |
| 23:28.20 | Atamolos | backs away slowly and pulls out a gigantic axe. |
| 23:29.21 | Xho | http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3812178_700b.jpg This is Wormy and The_Randomness telling me to do things |
| 23:30.36 | The_Randomness | ~blend Liquid's brain |
| 23:30.36 | infobot | ACTION takes Liquid's brain and throws him/her into a Blendtec 2000 along with some onions, ketchup, zucchini, and chocolate syrup, presses the "putrify" button and serves up mindjuju's favorite: Liquid's brain gruel |
| 23:30.36 | The_Randomness | I don't tell you to do things that often. |
| 23:30.36 | The_Randomness | Must be Wormulon |
| 23:31.09 | Liquid_Ink | puts his backup brain into action. |
| 23:31.49 | Cyrannian | http://www.funny2k.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/Pictures/unexplainable-this-picture-cannot-be-explained-dem1.JPG - This perfectly describes the relationship between Xho, Oluap and I. |
| 23:31.50 | The_Randomness | ~whalenuke Liquid_Ink's backup brains |
| 23:31.50 | infobot | ACTION dons her radiation cloak and tinted glasses while a highly intelligent whale named Ray precipitates critical mass for uncontrolled nuclear fission around Liquid_Ink's backup brains with his mind powers. |
| 23:32.17 | Xho | I'm the black truck |
| 23:32.31 | Wormy | I did come up with the idea of the cleanslate |
| 23:32.40 | Liquid_Ink | You bastard. |
| 23:32.44 | Wormy | Convinced Xho to do it |
| 23:32.53 | Wormy | Ghelae then saw the great oppotunities |
| 23:33.55 | Liquid_Ink | flies to Mexico! |
| 23:34.04 | *** join/#sporewiki OluapPlayer (bd0ebea1@gateway/web/freenode/ip.189.14.190.161) |
| 23:34.04 | *** mode/#sporewiki [+o OluapPlayer] by ChanServ |
| 23:34.11 | Irskaad | Yay Ko |
| 23:34.16 | Liquid_Ink | gets the popcorn. |
| 23:34.44 | Atamolos | Liquid Ink flying to Mexico caused Irskaad to say 'Yay Ko' as a greeting to OluapPlayer. |
| 23:34.46 | Wormy | Xho OluapPlayer LiquidInk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LAo1diBzKE&feature=my_liked_videos&list=LLxZ-P7OL4xTcdGx-OUO2XWw |
| 23:35.41 | Wormy | Cyrannian and Random may enjoy it too... |
| 23:35.45 | Cyrannian | throws The_Randomness, Irskaad, Xho, Wormy and Cyrannian at Xho, OluapPlayer and Cyrannian. |
| 23:35.52 | Liquid_Ink | WTF |
| 23:35.57 | Irskaad | Woah |
| 23:36.10 | Monet | Goodnight. |
| 23:36.21 | Atamolos | analyzes that to be Gorflogic. |
| 23:36.24 | Cyrannian | Comprehend that, bitches. |
| 23:36.32 | Atamolos | didn't get thrown. Hee hee. |
| 23:36.45 | Atamolos | cannot be thrown. |
| 23:36.55 | The_Randomness | You threw us straight up. |
| 23:37.08 | OluapPlayer | Fuck, my sound is glitched again |
| 23:37.11 | Liquid_Ink | Cyrannian left me alone! |
| 23:37.13 | Atamolos | He threw himself. There are obviously two. |
| 23:37.20 | Xho | http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3791063_460s.jpg Myself on Halo Reach |
| 23:37.45 | Liquid_Ink | Lolololol! |
| 23:38.59 | Xho | http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3794421_460s.jpg |
| 23:39.20 | The_Randomness | ~vanish |
| 23:39.20 | infobot | ACTION poofs |
| 23:39.30 | Wormy | Lol I trolled my cousin with that |
| 23:39.51 | Xho | http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3790174_460s.jpg |
| 23:43.11 | Liquid_Ink | nukes the Tahars. |
| 23:43.22 | Xho | http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3786692_700b.jpg My god |
| 23:44.26 | Liquid_Ink | Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol |
| 23:46.53 | Cyrannian | I'm going to make a TIE Interceptor. |
| 23:47.09 | Irskaad | True Iteok Empire? :P |
| 23:48.13 | Cyrannian | http://www.jrbassett.com/images/TIn3f0.JPG |
| 23:48.57 | Atamolos | That's my second favorite TIE vehicle. |
| 23:49.37 | Cyrannian | What's your first? |
| 23:50.01 | Atamolos | TIE Advanced, Vader's personal fighter-type. |
| 23:57.15 | *** join/#sporewiki Needles_10 (~justinwal@user-0cdfiah.cable.mindspring.com) |
| 23:57.19 | Needles_10 | Hi! |
| 23:57.36 | Irskaad | Seldeeeeeeeeeeeeen |
| 23:57.54 | Wormy | hi |
| 23:57.58 | Needles_10 | Irskaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad |
| 23:58.05 | Needles_10 | It is tomorrow! |
| 23:58.10 | Irskaad | :D |
| 23:58.13 | Needles_10 | TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY! |
| 23:58.21 | Needles_10 | MAKE MEEEE GIIIIFTS! |
| 23:58.26 | Wormy | Have a happy birthday |
| 23:58.54 | Needles_10 | Wormy: You too. |
| 23:59.22 | Wormy | You'll be 13? |
| 23:59.26 | Needles_10 | All o' you (including Xho), please make gifts! |
| 23:59.28 | Needles_10 | Yep |
| 23:59.29 | Needles_10 | :D |
| 23:59.30 | Wormy | Welcome to teenagehood lol |
| 23:59.35 | Needles_10 | :> |
| 23:59.43 | Liquid_Ink | What kind of gift would you like? |
| 23:59.50 | Wormy | Yes |
