IRC log for #sporewiki on 20111102

00:02.36TheLightRedeemerMeh. Well, there is now officially a Yudumarthian named Dave. :P
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00:12.36HachimanHello guys.
00:13.40HachimanCatface? Tybusen?
00:14.23Hachimantest
00:14.27HachimanOh cool
00:18.37CatfaceYes?
00:18.59HachimanHello
00:19.14CatfaceHai
00:34.52TybusenAh dangit I missed Luc
00:35.22TybusenTLR - Now where were we? Oh, right. *smashes TheDarkPurger through a wall*
00:35.43TheDarkPurgerTDP - Agh! *Keeps attacking TLR* Dark is power!
00:36.14TybusenTLR - Power is not everything! *slashes TDP with his blade*
00:36.41TheDarkPurgerTDP - Agh! *Conjures up a larger blade and attempts to slice him in half*
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00:38.28TybusenTLR - *teleports out of the way and appears behind TDP* You. *slashes TDP* Underestimate. *punches TDP in the back* Light's. *teleports behind TDP again as TDP turns to where TLR used to be, and slashes him* POWER! *blasts TDP with Celestial Energy*
00:38.34Lord_LonestarHello
00:38.38TybusenHi
00:39.32TheDarkPurgerTDP - AGHHHHHH *Punches TLR* Stop. *Slashes TLR* Mocking. *Grinds his face* Me!!!
00:40.57TybusenTLR - *all his wounds heal instantaneously and he feels no pain* Hmph. I've underestimated you. But know that I cast a far brighter light than your shadow can disperse! *roars and grows larger, and begins glowing with Essence*
00:43.33TybusenTLR - Now, begone, misguided fool! *flicks TDP, who flies very, very far*
00:44.01TheDarkPurgerWho's stronger, TDP or TLR?
00:45.17TybusenTLR has had centuries of experience and has had training from the Taldar and Krassio, while TDP was only recently descended by a Mali'Nar
00:45.25TheDarkPurger:p
00:45.33TybusenSo I'd say TLR if he used all of his power
00:45.56TybusenThough TLR limits the amount of power he usually uses in battle to prevent Essence exhaustion
00:46.17TheDarkPurgerWhat happens during essence exhaustion?
00:46.20TybusenBut as we can see, he can still completely devastate TDP at Form 2
00:47.02TheDarkPurgerForm 2?
00:47.05TybusenEssence exhaustion is when an Essence user practically uses so much Essence that it starts draining their vital energy, which can result in death
00:47.13TheDarkPurgerDamn
00:47.33TybusenForm 2, practically what he became before he gave TDP a Flick of Doom :P
00:47.36TybusenI have to go, be back later
00:56.04Lord_LonestarDammit
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10:09.19IrskaadImpyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
10:16.59IrskaadImperios , Boo
10:29.27Irskaad~meep
10:29.27infobotSTFU Irsk
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10:30.08infobotSTFU Irsk
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11:36.21IrskaadMachina!
11:36.22MasterMachineHey, Irskaad!
11:36.36MasterMachineWazzup?
11:36.41Irskaadhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Empire_of_Halloway Guess who
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11:39.20Irskaadhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Empire_of_Halloway Guess who
11:45.03MasterMachineGTG
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12:34.08IrskaadImpyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
12:34.29ImperiosIrskaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
12:34.37Irskaadhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Empire_of_Halloway Guess who
12:34.52ImperiosThankfully, there is a laptop in Sweden
12:35.03Irskaad:d
12:35.04Irskaad:D
12:35.16ImperiosWha
12:35.29ImperiosHalloway IN SPACE?
12:35.38IrskaadYaaaaaaaah for the Fic Universe
12:35.50Imperiosis planning to make a EoH rebellion..
12:35.54ImperiosSARONWAY IN SPACE
12:36.06IrskaadXD
12:36.13IrskaadSPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
12:36.33ImperiosMARINES
12:36.41Irskaad:D
12:36.56IrskaadTDP likes the EoH :D
12:37.10ImperiosBTW
12:37.23ImperiosDo you know my tertiary nickname?
12:37.36IrskaadAsdruabel?
12:37.49ImperiosThat is secondary
12:38.06ImperiosMy tertiary nickname is Saronite
12:38.11IrskaadLol cool
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12:38.18ImperiosBTW
12:38.23IrskaadWhen did you use it? Machina!
12:38.27MasterMachineHi
12:39.36ImperiosI use it in Garena and... somewhere else, I forgot it
12:39.48Imperioshttp://www.wowpedia.org/Yogg-Saron Saronway is named after this nice guy
12:39.57ImperiosAs well as my tertiary nickname
12:39.57IrskaadGarena?
12:41.06ImperiosThat thing which is used for multiplayer
12:41.44IrskaadEoH Citizen - There will be no saronway.
12:42.06ImperiosHm...
12:42.20ImperiosWhat about KLAXXA IN SPACE?
12:42.28IrskaadLol
12:42.37ImperiosBeing technologically advanced, they fit perfectly for fictionverse
12:42.52ImperiosThey could even ally wiith EoH
12:43.23IrskaadCool, are Klaxxa still going to be "Magical"?
12:43.52ImperiosKlaxxa weren't magical to start with
12:44.06ImperiosThey have little to no magic save for some alchemical thingies
12:44.20IrskaadWhat about their use of source?
12:45.31ImperiosI said it: They rarely use the source, and won't use Essence in the main fictionverse
12:45.37IrskaadOk :D
12:46.37ImperiosI can imagine two empires cooperating
12:47.22Irskaad"However, during the late Adamantine Age, a strange thing happened. The storm of the raw Source's magic engulfed Korodis, and Klaxxa were powered by this magic." Dur
12:47.46ImperiosHur dur
12:47.55IrskaadAnd yeah, EoH + Klaxxa would be great, specially because of Acronis
12:48.08ImperiosThey were uplifted by Source but they do not use it a lot
12:48.45MasterMachineAh, the fantasy universe... I'd forgotten about that :/
12:49.42ImperiosI can also imagine the Hallo-Ar-Klith alliance having some small conflicts with the colonies of the Divinarium in the Milky Way
12:49.47ImperiosLike Alpha Centauri
12:50.46ImperiosImagine the group of Klaxxa and Mantovillians going to Radeon planets and preaching atheism
12:51.04ImperiosRadeon - GO BACK TO FANTASYVERSE AND CIVVERSE RESPECTIVELY DAMN U
12:52.10IrskaadEoH Hallowanian - Lolno
12:52.33ImperiosKlaxxa - Lolno stupid rats
12:52.46ImperiosRadeon - GTFO stupid lizards
12:55.59ImperiosHur, it would be like Sporewiki Rat and Serpent
12:56.10ImperiosDo you know what is Rat and Serpent war?
12:56.11ImperiosThat is from Warhammer FB
12:56.46IrskaadWho's the serpent?
12:56.49ImperiosHmn
12:56.57ImperiosIn FB or in SporeWiki?
12:57.09IrskaadSporewiki and FB
12:57.36ImperiosIn Warhammer, it was a "holy war" between Lizardmen and Skaven (anthro rats)
12:58.01ImperiosLizardmen = Serpent
12:58.03ImperiosSkaven = Rat
12:58.34IrskaadYep
12:58.39MasterMachineSerpents win in a 1 on 1 battle. Rats win in a 100 on 1 battle.
12:58.41MasterMachine:P
12:59.01ImperiosYep
12:59.18ImperiosBut Rats in Warhammer used biological warfare
12:59.42MasterMachineThose bastards!
12:59.44MasterMachineXD
12:59.46ImperiosDuh, like, sending infected rats into Lizardmen cities and starting Teh Huge Epidemic
13:00.05MasterMachineWell, Wentals use biological warfare all the time.
13:00.18ImperiosHur
13:00.19IrskaadXD
13:00.21MasterMachineSo I have nothing against it in theory. Real life is a No No
13:01.15MasterMachineOh, random Yama Fact: Yaman Mothers are the most loveling, and deadly, mothers in the universe. Maternal Instink FTW
13:01.41MasterMachineInstinct
13:01.45MasterMachinedumb spelling
13:01.47ImperiosDo you want me to tell about Lizardmen and Skaven?
13:02.09MasterMachineyesh
13:02.12MasterMachine:)
13:03.33ImperiosLizardmen were created by the Old Ones
13:03.49ImperiosIn SporeWiki they would be Tier 1
13:04.22ImperiosOld Ones were seeding Warhammer Fantasy Battles' world with life, and created various lifeforms to help them by uplifting animals. Together, they were called Lizardmen.
13:06.39ImperiosUnfortunately, Chaos raped all Old Ones into teh oblivion and Lizardmen survived, now tryng to finish what their creators started.
13:06.40ImperiosThey are highly religious and worship these aliens as gods
13:06.41ImperiosHur Radeons FB
13:06.42ImperiosThese dudes were split in several subspecies: Slaan, smart toads who rule Lizardmen, Sauri, large dinosaur people used as soldiers, Skinks who were workers and Croxigors who did manual labot
13:07.30Imperios[[test]]
13:07.31morgothBotPyImperios meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/test
13:07.35Imperios~test
13:07.36infobotIf you say tset I will not be happy
13:07.42Imperioshm
13:07.43IrskaadMason!
13:08.24MasterMachineMason?
13:08.25ImperiosSkaven are, at other side, the creations of Chaos
13:09.01ImperiosThey were made when some random Chaos cultist used magic to uplift some rats to sapience
13:09.07ImperiosThus, creating Skaven
13:09.20ImperiosThere are four great clans:
13:09.23ImperiosSkaven breed like rabbits and are split into clans
13:09.24Imperios1
13:09.43Imperios1: Skryre, scientists and mages
13:09.54Imperios2: Moulder, gene engineers and biologists
13:10.01Imperios3: Eshin, assassins and spiess
13:10.20Imperios4: Pestilence, fanatics and masters of biological warfare
13:14.14MasterMachinedozes off
13:14.45MasterMachineI'm an ass
13:15.10ImperiosHm
13:15.35ImperiosGive me any number fitting Radeons
13:15.45MasterMachinehuh?
13:17.19Irskaad20
13:18.58ImperiosHm
13:19.31ImperiosR4D30N
13:19.48MasterMachine?
13:19.53MasterMachine430
13:20.02MasterMachine430 Radeons on the wall....
13:20.03ImperiosNice
13:20.16ImperiosRades Rianth Project 430
13:21.05ImperiosRRP020
13:21.05ImperiosSo, Radeons = Rades Rianth Project 020
13:21.06MasterMachineOh, Impy, I'm trying to think up another story for the Andromeda War, but I'm just not able to think one up, got any ideas?
13:21.16ImperiosSader = Rades Rianth Project 430
13:22.22ImperiosWhat about Wentals trying to find Masuri
13:22.22Imperios?
13:23.47IrskaadEoH - *Has no knowledge of anything outside the EoH or Acronis*
13:24.47MasterMachineWait, I'm now confused.... when did Masuri disappear?
13:28.15MasterMachineI'll have to read the entire war now, I'll be back later.
13:32.08ImperiosAfter he was betreayed by Meta and sent to judgement.
13:32.12ImperiosDamn where are everyhone
13:32.18IrskaadBoo
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13:33.33MasterMachineHey
13:41.00ImperiosWait
13:41.20ImperiosNow, Space Marines ally with Necrons and Necrons trade with humans?
13:41.37ImperiosWHO PUT LEZIA IN CHARGE OF WRITING WARHAMMER 40K FLUFF
13:41.39IrskaadLOL
13:50.53MasterMachineI BE BACK! BOW TO MY AWESOMNESS!
13:50.57MasterMachine~bow
13:50.58infobotACTION bows
13:51.01MasterMachine:P
13:51.19MasterMachine~punch Irskaad and Imperios
13:51.19infobotACTION lets fly with a wild haymaker which catches Irskaad and Imperios right on the nose
13:51.25MasterMachine:P
13:51.35MasterMachineYOU MUST BOWETH TO THY MASTER!
13:52.38MasterMachineIMI.... hmmz....
13:52.40ImperiosWHAT
13:52.42MasterMachineNew name
13:52.45ImperiosWhat
13:52.46MasterMachineImi
13:53.36MasterMachineRandom survivor of the Yaman species stuck on an empty planet which orbits a rouge star that was shot off by the Wental Galaxy when the Annihilation happened.
13:53.39MasterMachine:P
13:53.44MasterMachineMy imagination is working again!
13:55.28ImperiosHur
13:55.30Imperiosnieds
13:55.31MasterMachineImperios, I need me a female Yama, STAT! It will have red-brown fur.... not to large a chest, kay? Realistic.
13:55.32Imperiosnues
13:55.33Imperiosnies
13:55.48ImperiosAhem Sweden ahem no access to spore
13:55.53MasterMachinedamnit
13:56.18MasterMachinecan you go home and make it for me? :P
13:56.42MasterMachineI'll pay you *crosses fingers* XD
13:56.44MasterMachineBut okay
13:56.55MasterMachineIrskaad, I need me a female Yama, STAT! It will have red-brown fur.... not to large a chest, kay? Realistic.
13:57.16MasterMachine*dumps Imperios like that lead balloon idea*
13:57.42ImperiosWell I will make one next week
13:58.02MasterMachineActually I may be able to not screw up creating one myself. Just need to pray that Spore doesn't fuck up my PC again when I get home.
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14:00.27MasterMachineCyrannian, can you make me a female Yama?
14:00.43CyrannianToo busy to take requests at the minute.
14:00.50MasterMachinedamnit
14:00.57MasterMachineAh well
14:02.23ImperiosOkay
14:03.00ImperiosCyrannian, I wonder, what do you think: Should I introduce Vartekians in the Year 1, right now, or later during Year 2?
14:03.31CyrannianI couldn't care less. Remember it is a cameo role.
14:04.15ImperiosWell, yeah.
14:05.18ImperiosThey could grab the artifact, fight the small opposition on the planet and defeat it, and then flee the world to find themselves decieved by Br'klakkon as he stole it (aka the artifacts)
14:05.59ImperiosIs dat belittling, what dya think?
14:07.15Imperiosuh
14:07.22Imperios~poke Cyrannian
14:07.22infobotACTION cuts down a small tree, sneaks up behind Cyrannian, pokes Cyrannian repeatedly, hilarity ensues.
14:07.59CyrannianI don't care as long as it isn't belittling.
14:08.01ImperiosNnnnnngh
14:08.04ImperiosOkay
14:08.15ImperiosThat's why I ask you whether THIS is belittling
14:08.18ImperiosPretty simple
14:10.49IrskaadBack from Lunch
14:13.48ImperiosAhem, you said that you do not care as long as it is not belittling. That is why I ask you: Is the Vartekians being decieved and manipulated by Br'klakkon belittling?
14:14.19ImperiosThey were not killed or anything. They just fought to grab the artifact, and then this artifact was stolen.
14:15.04Imperiosok
14:15.10Imperios~poke Cyrannian
14:15.10infobotACTION cuts down a small tree, sneaks up behind Cyrannian, pokes Cyrannian repeatedly, hilarity ensues.
14:15.27CyrannianI already answered your question.
14:15.38CyrannianNow. Stop. Poking. Me.
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14:17.44MasterMachineWelp. Cya later
14:18.27Imperios...I can imagine that he would scream "BELITTLING!!!11111" once I will write about this
14:19.25IrskaadDon't worry, tell me what you plan to do.
14:19.58ImperiosMahanyan
14:20.07ImperiosI have already posted this. TWICE.
14:20.42IrskaadNYANNYANNYANNYAN :P But I think it's a good idea, just be careful.
14:34.19ImperiosMahanyan
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14:34.22ImperiosHur
14:34.24ImperiosMaha
14:34.30ImperiosNYANNYANNYAN
14:35.58Imperioshttp://1d4chan.org/images/8/86/40k_v_starwars.jpg Now that is awesome
14:36.53IrskaadWH40K > Star wars
14:37.11ImperiosObviously
14:40.06MasterMachineI like Star Wars...
14:40.33MasterMachineYOU HATH BETRAYED THE FORCE! I SHALL GO SITH ON YOUR ASS NOW!
14:40.43MasterMachine:P
14:40.59Imperioskills MasterMachine with a chainsword
14:41.02ImperiosMeh
14:41.19MasterMachineI think star wars is better then WH.... all WH games.
14:41.32ImperiosMeh
14:41.42MasterMachineDo you think it looks realistic?
14:41.56IrskaadStar wars isn't realistic at all (AKA Force)
14:42.05MasterMachineI said LOOKS, not is :/
14:42.15Irskaad:P
14:42.19ImperiosHer few allies include the Prince of Demons Demogorgon, with whom she birthed the monstrous Arendagrost; Pazuzu, from whom she mothered the succubus Red Shroud; her current consort Mastiphal the Hunting Sovereign; and Socothbenoth, a demon lord concerned with sexual taboos and perversions.
14:42.29ImperiosSocothbenoth, a demon lord concerned with sexual taboos and perversions.
14:42.33ImperiosHm
14:42.39ImperiosI am in D&D now
14:42.55MasterMachineYou can believe that such ships and creatures could exist. This movie was made before I was born, but it's still got good graphics today. That's amazing!
14:43.14ImperiosOh wait
14:43.27ImperiosDoes not realy fit me, I have black hair Xd
14:47.00IrskaadMachina: I thought Star wars began in 2000 with Episode I
14:47.50MasterMachineDid it? Well, I don't remember when it was made... I honestly thought it was older :)
14:48.07MasterMachineActually, I was right: 1977
14:48.14MasterMachineThat's when the first movie came out.
14:48.32IrskaadUhhh, my VHS says 2000
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14:48.42MasterMachineYour VHS is wrong
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14:49.05Irskaadhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Episode_I:_The_Phantom_Menace Yeah it is, this was made in '99
14:49.12IrskaadKo!
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14:49.27MonetHello
14:49.30OluapPlayerHello
14:49.30IrskaadHello!
14:49.43ImperiosHai people
14:49.57ImperiosIrskaad: Episode I is not the first
14:50.04ImperiosReally
14:50.07MasterMachinehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Episode_IV:_A_New_Hope
14:50.08ImperiosDat is kinda stupid
14:50.11ImperiosYep
14:50.12MasterMachineIV is the first
14:50.13ImperiosFourth was the first
14:50.14IrskaadSo there's an episode 0?
14:50.18MasterMachineBecause the others are a proluge
14:50.19IrskaadHow can 4 be first
14:50.19ImperiosNope
14:50.20ImperiosIt is:
14:50.22MasterMachineidiot
14:50.22Imperios6
14:50.23Imperios1
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14:50.25Imperios5
14:50.43ImperiosThere are three movies
14:50.52IrskaadI don't get star wars anymore now
14:50.57ImperiosAnd then there are three movies about events which happened before original three movies
14:51.03ImperiosThere is a trilogy
14:51.13ImperiosAnd there there is a prequel trilogy
14:51.15MasterMachineRead the damn link. The first 3 movies came out, then the rest came out to make the Prequill Trilogy
14:52.09MasterMachineDAMN YOU ET! You beat Star Wars for most money made....
14:52.12MasterMachinenow I GTG
14:52.14MonetIV was the first one made. Waay back in the 70s, Lucas felt that technology at the time wasn't good enough to make the other 3 so he postponed them.
14:52.14MasterMachineCya later
14:52.35OluapPlayerhemad
14:52.49ImperiosGot it R
14:52.54Imperiosirsk
14:53.02IrskaadYes?
14:54.17ImperiosGot the idea?
14:54.37IrskaadNot really to be honest
14:55.23OluapPlayerdum
14:56.27Irskaadhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Empire_of_Halloway Look
14:56.56ImperiosSo, Lucas made three movies
14:57.00Imperiosabout some events
14:57.09ImperiosThen he made three movies about events before these events
14:59.38ImperiosMonet, I wonder...
15:00.15ImperiosI am going to add to the Andromeda War, and so I wonder: should I introduce the Grox right now?
15:00.16ImperiosOr later? What do you think?
15:02.03MonetI don't think we want to introduce everything right away since we already have a few arcs at the moment so i would say later.
15:04.23ImperiosYeah, beating the Inheritance.
15:08.11ImperiosI am thinking over adding more stories to the plot. Probably some Inheritance attacks
15:09.24ImperiosWhat do you think?
15:11.15MonetIf it fits the Inheritance's motives it could work. At some point i was going to add to a plot of Sarec searching for Br'Klakkon. Perhaps at some point the searcher becomes the target given his talent.
15:13.09ImperiosMain goal of Teh Inheritance is to protect the Artifacts. So far, where they are?
15:13.28ImperiosI mean, those who were claimed by HolyRat - BroZane - Draconis alliance. Where they are now?
15:16.36MonetDraconis are keeping theirs in an underground base on a barren moon in an unmarked system just a wormhole jump from the twilight sector, i din't know where Holyrats are keeping theirs.
15:17.36ImperiosI can imagine Inheritance trying to raid these worlds to get the artifacts back, and the newly formed alliance beating the living shit out of the raiders
15:22.47MonetI think it's too erly to curbstomp tthe inheritance. Draconis aren't telling anywone the location of their stash so it would just be the ITN defending the system (And they would throw anything they have at attackers). We could ahve them raiding worlds where artifacts are being excavated.
15:23.43ImperiosI am telling my friend about the Corruptus XD
15:23.56OluapPlayerwat
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15:26.34IrskaadWhat does he think Impy? And hi Machina!
15:28.09MasterMachineEllo
15:31.09ImperiosHe called Shu'olerthae "little balls"
15:31.27IrskaadLol
15:31.35OluapPlayerhe dum
15:31.37ImperiosHe also said that their eyes look pretty friendlyu
15:31.44OluapPlayerlol
15:31.56OluapPlayerHe finds holes friendly looking?
15:32.33Imperiosdunno
15:32.50ImperiosWell
15:32.53IrskaadShow him my fic
15:32.58Imperiosnot really my friend but my brother XD
15:33.27ImperiosWe were talking like:
15:33.49ImperiosMe: So, we then collaborate to make fictions...
15:33.58ImperiosHe: Oh, like "I ATE UR DREAM"
15:34.01Imperios?
15:36.13MasterMachinelol
15:36.58MasterMachineSomeone say something stupid and funny, I want to creep out my economics teacher :P
15:37.40IrskaadI think Shu'ulathoi is cute
15:37.46IrskaadThere I said it
15:37.47MasterMachineThis is my life now: http://www.damnlol.com/adulthood-both-a-gift-amp-a-curse-9532.html
15:41.45MasterMachineI think Xho would do this: http://www.damnlol.com/i-see-what-you-did-there-9605.html
15:43.03MasterMachinehttp://www.damnlol.com/troll-cat-9626.html - ever seen a cat do this? Mine used to do it to my dog all the time... then the dog found out what was goin on.
15:44.15MasterMachineWell, cya late
15:44.16MasterMachiner
15:45.00Imperiosand then micro-laser surgery corrects the ideals of the criminal to more civil ideals, while retaining most of his original personality.
15:45.03ImperiosRadeons do the same
15:45.17Irskaad:D
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15:49.53MasterMachinehttp://www.damnlol.com/mother-of-god-9592.html - I hate capatcha.... :/
15:49.59ImperiosI wonder, how would Geltastra react on a Daemonette?
15:50.29ImperiosHm, I now wonder.
15:50.37MasterMachineHow would who react to who?
15:50.50ImperiosOh, anyway
15:50.57OluapPlayerShe would probably be meh to it
15:51.07OluapPlayerSince he's pretty much a demon herself
15:51.22MasterMachinehttp://www.damnlol.com/
15:51.31Imperiosshe
15:51.35Imperioshttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FiveBadBand
15:51.36ImperiosHm
15:51.42ImperiosAngazhar and frtiends
15:51.51ImperiosAngazhar is Big Badf
15:52.06ImperiosHez'Kalka is The Dragon
15:52.07ImperiosTelfinne is The Brute
15:52.13ImperiosKitoruka is The Evil Genius
15:52.23Imperiosand Janzeviz is the Dark Chick?
15:52.41Monethttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110624075513/spore/images/6/6c/GeltastraUncorrupted.png Is it me or does she look stoned?
15:53.12ImperiosStoned?
15:53.38MonetOn drugs.
15:53.48OluapPlayerwat
15:54.08MonetLook at the eyes.
15:54.17ImperiosHur yep
15:54.22OluapPlayerAll Radeon females are like that
15:54.35ImperiosYep
15:55.10MonetI think the position of the tiara that made me think that.
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16:00.20GhelaeHello!
16:00.25OluapPlayerHey
16:00.50MonetHi
16:01.34MasterMachineHi Ghelae
16:02.19MasterMachinehttp://www.damnlol.com/i-smell-a-lawsuit-2621.html - I will never eat at McDonalds again! THEY HATH BETRAYED MEH!
16:03.11MasterMachinehttp://www.damnlol.com/touch-the-rainbow-2625.html - the rainbow... it BURNZ
16:03.55ImperiosHi Ghelae
16:04.12ImperiosI wonder; should I introduce Teh Rapist Cats ATM
16:04.35GhelaeYour choice.
16:05.30MasterMachinehttp://www.damnlol.com/i-had-fun-this-halloween-9683.html - evil bastard.... you're a genius.
16:05.31ImperiosLike, Br'klakkon manipulating The Rapist Cats to rape some peeps
16:09.10Imperiosis invaded by pervvy thoughts...
16:09.16MasterMachineI need to talk to Xho
16:09.18ImperiosNnngh.... must stop fantasising about Iovera...
16:09.24MasterMachineI have the perfect Damnlol for him.
16:10.00ImperiosNO VISION OF NAKED IOVERA BEGONE!!!11
16:10.07MasterMachineXD
16:10.12MasterMachineleaves in terror
16:10.50ImperiosHERESY HERESY HERESY HERESY
16:11.07Monethttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG7eFupt5XU - Artherons, Radeons and Corruptus.
16:12.24ImperiosHur
16:12.35ImperiosRaddos can rape Artharon females as well, except they will do it more subtle.
16:12.41ImperiosLike, torturing their minds
16:12.49ImperiosNot physical rape but as scary
16:14.14MonetI'm not  sure what's scarier - Being mindfucked or having some randy giant cat charge at me.,, What makes the latter worse is that I have a cat of my own.
16:15.18ImperiosWell Coalition gonna be raped in the Andromeda War so meh
16:16.35MonetArsac - You freaks glorify rape, HERESY!
16:17.34ImperiosFela'thoran - They have taken our worlds, our glorious home... Radeons must be punished like no other.
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16:19.27MonetArsac - Their punishment is to be violated in the most undifinied and perferse way!? You make me sick...
16:20.05ImperiosFela'thoran - Remember, Radeons, that the judgement will come. Your bodies will rot on the poles of our palace while your... clericarch... shall be my one personal plaything
16:20.07Imperios.
16:21.03ImperiosHi Cyrannian
16:21.33ImperiosUriel - I would hardly call their cultural attitudes 'traditional'. I can't turn my back on her, not when things have come this far! Larnus - Are you... Infatuated with a MAMMAL? Uriel - I love my darling Alensia, my dynasty coninues thanks to her and I couldn't love anyone else. From what I saw the Clericarch might have other lovers on her mind anyway.
16:21.35ImperiosWHAT
16:21.43Imperioseveryone is furry for Iovera?
16:22.14ImperiosIovera - Hur celibate
16:22.52MonetHe's drawn in by her power. WHich Arsac clearly states.
16:23.12ImperiosYep.
16:23.31ImperiosNnnngh, still, EVERY1 IZ FURRY FOR IOVERA
16:24.47OluapPlayerEVERY1 = you
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16:25.00MonetIf it's any relief: Larnus couldn't really care less.
16:32.40MasterMachinehttp://www.damnlol.com/god-punishes-us-all-2597.html - damn Tosh, you've figured it out XD
16:33.43MasterMachineNow that is cool: http://www.damnlol.com/im-free-2595.html
16:35.22MasterMachinehttp://www.damnlol.com/british-winter-amp-summer-2588.html - Is this true?
16:36.04MasterMachinehttp://www.damnlol.com/freshman-vs-senior-2586.html - this is a true statement.... :/
16:38.03MasterMachineWhat do you see? http://www.damnlol.com/innocence-test-75-2577.html
16:38.09MonetYess MM. Temperatures seem almost consistent over here (It's Early november and it really did peak at 15 degrees C outside)
16:38.34Monet^ And that was today.
16:38.37MasterMachineMonet: really? And I thought it was a funny joke lol
16:42.30MasterMachinehttp://www.damnlol.com/can-you-see-it-52-2564.html XD
16:47.27MasterMachineI'm going to this on my last day of work at genardis... http://www.damnlol.com/how-to-quit-your-job-in-2-easy-steps-2543.html
16:51.28MasterMachinedamn, where is everyone, the "Ignore MM Room"?
16:52.39MonetReading the war, Tyraz is really violent when he's grumpy... It seems he like headbutting things too.
16:54.38MasterMachinehttp://www.damnlol.com/yahoo-answers-subliminal-message-2520.html - do you see this, and how long does it take you?
16:55.22MasterMachinehttp://www.damnlol.com/well-played-well-played-2519.html XD
16:55.52MonetAbout 0.5 seconds after seeing the first word.
16:56.03MasterMachineXD
16:58.21MasterMachineWhat do YOU see? (for anyone to answer) http://www.damnlol.com/innocence-test-75-2577.html
16:58.47MonetTwo people,
16:59.32MasterMachineSo you're not innocent :)
17:05.20MonetI'm 19 and i play Warhammer and enjoy Catty On films, i'd be surprised if i wasn't :)
17:05.26MonetWas*
17:05.45MonetCarry on* (What is woring with me all of a sudden)
17:10.41MasterMachineNOESSS! The Triffids are coming, aided by their fellow man eaters, the Zombie Hoard!
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17:14.13ImperiosHi
17:14.46Imperios~give everyone a cookie
17:14.47infobotACTION gives everyone a home-baked macadamia nut cookie to cheer him up.
17:15.09IrskaadImpyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
17:15.29ImperiosHi Irsk
17:16.04IrskaadZrannies vs Iowroi Ast'ut vs Sskaa Akvii vs Holy Tyreks, who would win?
17:16.18ImperiosI was showing my brother Geltastra
17:16.32ImperiosHe: Hey, she is made by girl, isn't she?
17:16.36ImperiosMe: NO I MADE HER
17:16.58IrskaadDid you show him my fic?
17:16.59ImperiosIrskaad: Tyreks, I assume.
17:17.15ImperiosWell, I showed him Mahedore
17:17.25ImperiosI was showing him the Corruptus, generally.
17:17.45IrskaadWhat did he say about Mahedore?
17:18.00MasterMachinehttp://www.damnlol.com/invisible-objects-2513.html - lol
17:18.05ImperiosHe said he looks funny
17:18.10Irskaad:P
17:18.54IrskaadShow him more of my fic :D
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17:21.15MasterMachine_dumb accidental reset
17:21.18ImperiosHur I wish that Egno could slurp what remained of Verezuon
17:22.28Imperios~eat Verezuon
17:22.28infobotACTION eats Verezuon and falls over dead
17:22.37Imperios~eat Kamik'Shi
17:22.37infobotThat's too disgusting.
17:22.44Imperios~eat Volzara
17:22.44infobotACTION eats Volzara and falls over dead
17:22.54Imperios~eat Vi'Naherza
17:22.55infobotACTION eats Vi'Naherza and falls over dead
17:23.03Imperios~eat Vyro'Nazdea
17:23.03infobotThat's too disgusting.
17:23.13Imperios~eat Egnozeus
17:23.13infobotACTION eats Egnozeus and falls over dead
17:23.20Imperios~eat Xhodocto
17:23.21infobotThat's too disgusting.
17:23.24Imperios~eat Gorf
17:23.25infobotACTION eats Gorf and falls over dead
17:23.31Imperios~eat meat
17:23.31infobotThat's too disgusting.
17:23.42ImperiosOh lol infobot is vegetarian
17:23.45Imperios~eat fruits
17:23.45infobotACTION eats fruits and falls over dead
17:23.50Imperios~eat bread
17:23.50infobotACTION eats bread and falls over dead
17:23.57Imperios~eat demons
17:23.57infobotThat's too disgusting.
17:24.01Imperios~eat meat
17:24.01infobotACTION slurps up all the meat available
17:24.12Imperios~eat Kamik'Shi
17:24.13infobotThat's too disgusting.
17:24.19Imperios~eat meat
17:24.19infobotThat's too disgusting.
17:24.32Imperios~gender
17:24.32infobotI'm male
17:24.38Imperios~you are sexy
17:24.38infobotI think you lost me on that one, Imperios
17:25.41Imperios~gender
17:25.41infobotI'm hermaphroditic
17:26.35Imperios~gender
17:26.35infobotI'm sexless
17:27.04MasterMachine_holy shit you're bored....
17:27.11MasterMachine_http://www.damnlol.com/damn-canadians-2474.html
17:27.16MasterMachine_GTG
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17:27.53WormyThe Simpsons with Gordon Ramsley http://www.tvline.com/2011/11/the-simpsons-season-23-episode-5-the-food-wife/
17:29.36Imperioshi
17:29.36Imperios~eat meat
17:29.36infobotACTION eats meat and falls over dead
17:29.48ImperiosInfobot is a vegan
17:30.32Wormy~drink Milk
17:30.33infobotdrinks Milk in one swig, turns blue, green, and ultraviolet, and then vomits Milk across the room
17:30.48Wormyyep, thata a vegan alright
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17:33.00HachimanHey guys, I gotta question.
17:34.31HachimanI'm making fauna for the Brood of War. One of the fauna is a little funny thing related to the Horder.
17:34.40HachimanThing is, what should I call it?
17:34.46HachimanIts based on Squigs.
17:35.19ImperiosArkamna
17:35.39HachimanIs that Russian for something?
17:35.49IrskaadRilius
17:36.26ImperiosNope, just some random name
17:36.28ImperiosIF you want russia
17:36.30Imperiosn
17:36.35ImperiosThen Poyedali
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17:37.01ImperiosHi Doktah
17:37.04HachimanWhat does Poyedali mean?
17:37.05XhoSomeone sent me a link on facebook
17:37.07XhoAnd it was a Screamer
17:37.25XhoSo I jumped 20 ft and I said "FUCK I'M COMING AROUND TO YOUR HOUSE NOW"
17:37.40ImperiosPoyedali means "Were consuming"
17:37.40Hachimanlol
17:37.58XhoConsumemos in Spanish
17:38.29XhoOr Consumimos
17:38.31XhoI forget
17:38.47HachimanYeah, I'm making fauna for the Brood
17:38.55XhoFauna?
17:39.07HachimanYeah wildlife
17:39.21XhoOh right
17:39.42HachimanOne of the fauna are small creatures that grow from the backs of Horder's. They are little funny things that will explode into goop if provoked
17:40.06HachimanThus killing themselves and splodin hot goop on the provoker
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17:40.12IrskaadJo!
17:41.03Technobliteratorhai
17:41.06HachimanHey Jo, I'm making a little creature that explodes into hot goop if provoked. It grows from the backs of Horders, and is wildlife for the Brood. Got any names for it? Presumably something silly.
17:41.08XhoCan someone tell me why 'Ramon van Belzen' comes up on my facebook friend suggestions
17:41.23Technobliteratorhmmm
17:41.27HachimanWell, silly and Ottzelloan
17:41.32TechnobliteratorXho: are your facebook and msn linked?
17:41.40XhoProbably
17:41.44Technobliteratorif so, that'd explain it.
17:41.46XhoI should probably sever that link
17:41.57TechnobliteratorRamon van Belzen = Dino
17:42.05Technobliteratoryou have him on msn so...
17:42.06TechnobliteratorOMG
17:42.09TechnobliteratorDOES IT COME UP WITH ME???
17:42.17XhoNo
17:42.25Technobliteratorthank fuck for that
17:43.14TechnobliteratorHachiman: still thinking of one
17:43.23IrskaadЗраназм Ипико Guess who they are
17:43.35Technobliteratormazuma?
17:43.44Xho<PROTECTED>
17:44.05Technobliteratorlolwtf??
17:44.17XhoAin't real but yeah
17:44.34XhoHold on lemme rephrase that
17:44.40Xho<PROTECTED>
17:44.51IrskaadLol
17:45.02Xho"A super-dimensional being playing the Earth as a golf ball using a 9 Iron to chip the Earth into the center of this Galaxy for a perfect "black-hole-in-one";"
17:45.11XhoXhodocto play golf with planets now
17:45.20Irskaad*Every being of every species I created goes against Angazhar*
17:45.39Technobliterator>implying Angazhar would care
17:46.06XhoAngazhar - FUCK U MAHEDORE *Destroys the entire Legion of the Deathmarch*
17:46.06Irskaad>implying he wouldn't
17:46.17IrskaadLol
17:46.20XhoAngazhar couldn't give less of a shit
17:46.40HachimanAngazhar is in Heaven now...
17:47.35IrskaadFun fact: The Komorian Races's biggest dream is to get consumed in the next scourge, so that they can "rise again as warriors of Kamik'Shi"
17:47.52XhoAka get welded to the ground in Hell
17:47.55HachimanYeah right
17:48.29IrskaadThey still have their mistranslated tome :>
17:49.52XhoNo one's gonna give them a right one because the Legion couldn't care less about them
17:50.40Irskaad:P What do they plan to do to the Kommies?
17:51.12XhoSo you do the math
17:51.14XhoWell their ultimate plan for all existence is for it to be destroyed
17:51.19Technobliteratorfun fact: I was considerin Telzoc being absorbed into eithe DC, CotD or the Kommies
17:51.32Technobliteratorwhich reminds me
17:51.51TechnobliteratorCan someone put Telzoc as a section on that page?
17:52.06IrskaadKomorians - We have SEVEN races, we are not ruining this sacredness by putting an 8th. Get out.
17:52.22HachimanZazane - We have nine. GTFO
17:52.29TechnobliteratorTelzoc - Fine then. We didn't want to join a stupid race like your own!
17:52.34TechnobliteratorUN - hur we have like 50
17:52.45Irskaad7 as in Xhoddie number BTW
17:52.55XhoLegion - DESSSSSSSSSTROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *Destroys the Telzoc*
17:53.02TechnobliteratorDa Rogue Boyz - WE HAV A MILLION. OK WE HAV ONLY 3 BUT STILL
17:53.09TechnobliteratorTelzoc - y u do this wen we worship u
17:54.49TechnobliteratorZargoth - y u hurt my kids
17:54.54Technobliteratorhur have to go
17:55.22IrskaadKomorians think: Hell = Good   Heaven = Bad   Purgatory = Bad
17:56.15HachimanMeh, Purgatory is so-so. Not bad, but not great.
17:59.35XhoWait how old are Kara and Laoi now
17:59.42XhoThey must be like 3 - 4
17:59.54XhoAnd they're still looking quite weedy in size
18:00.04Hachimandum waptors
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18:00.44IrskaadZrannie - YEAH! DUMB RAPTORS!
18:00.47IrskaadNeedles!
18:01.44SeldeenismHi! Sorry i had to quit then. I had to go to bed. Plus, I have an art lesson today so I can't play TF2 today. On the Weekend I am almost always avaliable.
18:02.06IrskaadOk :D
18:03.51SeldeenismI'm doing math homework.
18:04.02SeldeenismFUN math homework.
18:04.36IrskaadOk, cool.
18:04.55SeldeenismMy Recaptcha inspired me. "Invidus Products" was the Recaptcha.
18:09.29SeldeenismLike?
18:10.54SeldeenismSo... What now?
18:11.21IrskaadNo idea :P
18:12.22SeldeenismWhat would a Kraw do, without any weapons, for a Portal Gun?
18:12.51IrskaadGrab it, and start shooting Portals in daily life for shortcuts.
18:13.06SeldeenismBut what would it do FOR a portal gun?
18:13.24IrskaadMany things
18:13.33SeldeenismTo get one. (What would you do for a klondike bar?)
18:13.45SeldeenismList 2 of them.
18:14.10XhoSpanish homework
18:14.11XhoFuck it
18:14.12IrskaadI have no idea about events the Kraw would do, because you didn't give me a situation the Kraw was in
18:15.13SeldeenismXho: All I must do for Spanish is get a yellow shirt and borrow my 6th gade Math Teacher's Cheese Head. We're doing skits, and my Character is a cheese.
18:15.30HachimanWould a Kraw kill his whole family for a Portal Gun?
18:15.40IrskaadNo, unless he hated it
18:15.55SeldeenismIrskaad: I did. In Aperture Science, in a relaxation vault, wanting a portal gun.
18:16.02XhoI have to complete sentences with the irregular preterite tense
18:16.06XhoWelcome to AS Spanish
18:16.08Wormy*Kraw uses it to shoot wormholes up yo ass*
18:16.46Wormyportal gun sounds like an awesome weapon
18:16.48SeldeenismUwaa!
18:16.48Xhoded
18:16.51IrskaadWormy, where's mah prezzie? :D
18:16.54SeldeenismOh it is.
18:17.00XhoIf you portal gunned someone's body
18:17.05XhoIt would make a nice hole
18:17.11SeldeenismXho, what does AS mean?
18:17.13Wormylater, I've been surveying a moorland all day, I need some rest
18:17.26IrskaadI think you can only shoot portals in walls
18:17.28SeldeenismWormy: Whaa?
18:17.44XhoHas no meaning
18:17.50XhoBut it's half an A Level
18:17.59SeldeenismBright Surfaces conduct portals. Dark ones don't.
18:18.04Irskaad^
18:18.14WormySeldeenism: I am learning countryside management
18:18.25SeldeenismWormy: Cool!
18:18.47SeldeenismSo if you are White... then you're sort of Screwed.
18:19.16Hachiman...
18:19.19WormyI would like convert the portal gun.  You could shoot it at half of someones body, one half would be sucked through, but due to the geometry of spacetime, the half would seem to mysteriously drop the floor with no reason.
18:19.21SeldeenismNo racism intended.
18:19.37IrskaadI care more about the cities than the countryside
18:19.57SeldeenismIf you're halfway through a portal and someone shoots the gun, you're cut in two.
18:19.59XhoSure it's meant to do with the absorption of light though? Actually I don't give a crap because science imposes limitations on my fiction
18:20.05Wormyooh hoo I am offended
18:20.15WormyBecome a city manager then
18:20.30IrskaadNah I'm a computer geek already :D
18:20.38SeldeenismI care about both.
18:20.39XhoScience is good and all but it ruins my imagination
18:20.51WormyScience fuels mine :D
18:21.18SeldeenismEven though I am in a city... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City
18:21.20HachimanI don't like the fact I'm called "White" when we aren't. Just as the term "Black" is used for "black" people. Really, black cannot be seen.
18:21.39GhelaeHello!
18:21.46SeldeenismHi ghelae.
18:21.57SeldeenismMore or less, I'm a Peach-color.
18:22.06Irskaadhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:NYC_NY.png WTF it's more fragmented than Lisbon
18:22.15XhoI'm like...not European white
18:22.51SeldeenismThat's just the entirity of NY state. NYC is in Red.
18:23.11IrskaadYeah, never knew states could be so fragmented
18:23.26SeldeenismFragmented into tiny counties.
18:23.29WormyI am white.
18:23.52SeldeenismAlbino White or Caucasian-white?
18:24.16WormyWell, I don't have red eyes
18:24.24HachimanCaucasian
18:24.27XhoI have no clue what my skin colour is really
18:24.34HachimanGrey
18:24.41GhelaeLight Human-coloured.
18:24.43WormyCaucasian
18:24.54GhelaeOr dark. Or... I don't know what you look like. :P
18:24.59XhoMy mum's side of the family is closer to brown
18:25.04IrskaadCaucasian? As in Georgia, Azerbaijan and Armenia?
18:25.07XhoMy dad's side of the family is white?
18:25.18GhelaeIrskaad: The same colour as most people who live there, yes.
18:25.29GhelaeThat's what it means. :D
18:25.33XhoThat's the Caucasus
18:25.58GhelaeYes... hence "Caucasian".
18:26.13Xho...link found
18:26.17WormyI was on the bus the other day, there was this girl behinbd me who shouted "I'm the blackest girl on the bus" and I coudn't care less
18:26.25SeldeenismPeach+Tan+Peeled Banana Yellow+White+Pink=Pellowhitanink.
18:26.44GhelaeWormy: Who *would* care?
18:26.55GhelaeBesides her, apparently.
18:27.00Wormylol
18:27.37SeldeenismWas she really?
18:27.54GhelaeOkay, apparently Seldeen cares too.
18:28.35WormyI didn't really care to look to be honest, she was just crying hard for some looks
18:28.42SeldeenismI don't really.
18:28.55HachimanShe was probably orange.
18:28.57SeldeenismPick up on my sarcasm.
18:29.02SeldeenismOr blue.
18:29.10Wormyor silver
18:29.10HachimanLike all school girls her age
18:29.38Seldeenism*picks up Co-op Portal Guns* Yeah...
18:29.39Xho^
18:29.55WormyThis guy turned blue http://www.gold2live.com/blue-karason.jpg
18:29.58WormyIts real
18:30.09WormyHe injested too much silver collidial
18:30.43Wormy*colloidial
18:31.31SeldeenismPortal 2 Puzzle Creator Sneek Peek! http://www.thinkwithportals.com/blog.php?id=6632&p=1
18:32.23SeldeenismIt's exactly how I envisioned a Portal 2 Level Maker to be!
18:33.05IrskaadYeah, I can't wait too.
18:33.13IrskaadWe'll be playing co-op in our maps
18:33.49SeldeenismIt's amazing! I cannot wait! I wonder when it comes out...
18:34.04IrskaadYeah me too, Portal 2 = Best game ever
18:34.10WormyFootage: Eagle brings down paraglider over Himalayas http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/8861852/Eagle-brings-down-paraglider-over-Himalayas.html#.TrBypdzMZaE.facebook
18:35.00SeldeenismIrskaad: Agreed.
18:35.33Xhodisagrees with that
18:35.42XhoI've played too many games to call a favorite
18:36.00IrskaadPortal 2 is Hax :D
18:36.15Ghelaereturns after responding to some stuff about taxa on SporeWiki
18:36.28GhelaeYou've brought the topic back to Portal *again*? :P
18:36.30SeldeenismExactly, Irsk!
18:36.33Wormydinner
18:36.48SeldeenismYes! and c u l8r wormz.
18:36.49Irskaadgives a Portal 2 gun to Ghelae
18:37.06Ghelaefires the gun at Irskaad's abdomen
18:37.08XhoPLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT HIM IN HALF
18:37.10XhoLate post
18:37.23Hachimanbrings out a Bolter
18:37.37Xhobrings out a...hm...
18:37.44HachimanBolters, the guns of the Space Marines.
18:37.45Xhoidunnolol
18:37.49Ghelaefires the other half of the portal into some lava, just for good measure
18:38.00Seldeenismsaves Irsk.
18:38.07Hachimanaims the Bolter at Seldeenism
18:38.10IrskaadMe - Oh my I better not touch myself..
18:38.11GhelaeSeldeenism: It's a bit too late now.
18:38.14HachimanDon't. You. Dare.
18:38.17XhoI know what i'm gonna do
18:38.35Xhoassumes his broken hockey mask and straight jacket
18:39.39Xholets out a scream and runs after Irsk again
18:39.51IrskaadMe - Heeeeeeeeeeeeeelp *Runs away again*
18:40.06*** join/#sporewiki OluapPlayer (bd0e8086@gateway/web/freenode/ip.189.14.128.134)
18:40.12IrskaadKo!
18:40.27Xholets out manic laughter and runs faster
18:40.29*** mode/#sporewiki [+o OluapPlayer] by ChanServ
18:40.51HachimanHey OP, I made a creature which grows on Horders
18:40.59OluapPlayerI saw
18:41.01HachimanIts a fungus creature
18:41.03IrskaadMe - *Gets Tired* DON'T KILL ME!
18:41.05HachimanActs like a rat
18:41.09HachimanThat splodes
18:41.16XhoTickerslol
18:41.41Xhostarts eating Irsk's back
18:41.42OluapPlayerBrood are all "PESTS" and the Horders are "c:"
18:41.50IrskaadMe - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
18:41.54Hachimanlol
18:42.02IrskaadC:/PESTS.EXE
18:42.12HachimanHorder skin is resistant to Mazuma goop
18:42.26HachimanWhich can burn even Zazane scales
18:42.29SeldeenismEwz.
18:43.17Xhospits out the flesh and starts gnawing on bone
18:43.25*** join/#sporewiki Tynorg6 (c253ac83@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.194.83.172.131)
18:43.28IrskaadMe - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
18:43.32Seldeenismsees black widow spider with cordiceps, and utterly freaks out.
18:43.42Tynorg6HELLO!
18:44.46Tynorg6I'm back. How was Hallow's Eve for everyone? I stayed inside. Weather was abominable. As per usual in Scotland.
18:45.42Tynorg6Who's Hachiman? (SARCASM. I KNOW WHO IT IS.)
18:47.53SeldeenismI didn't Trick OR Treat.
18:48.07Tynorg6Same.
18:48.25Xhoheadbutts' Irsk's spine
18:48.30Tynorg6There were some who decided to brave the rain.
18:48.32IrskaadMe - *Dead*
18:49.04Tynorg6Irskaad: YOU! YES, YOU! YOU ARE DED!
18:49.58Xhostarts running after Hachiman
18:50.06SeldeenismSucks for the 2 of us.
18:50.19Hachimanruns at Xho with a clawed glove
18:50.44Tynorg6Seldeenism: How so?
18:50.53Xhoheadbutts' Hachiman in the skull
18:50.54Tynorg6Also, I've never seen you before.
18:51.19Hachimansticks claws into Xho's stomach
18:51.27Tynorg6OUch.
18:51.47Xhobites into Hachiman's neck, tearing out the sinews
18:52.00Tynorg6Again, ouch.
18:52.15OluapPlayerXho ate too much sugar again, I see
18:52.25Tynorg6Is it fitting that I play funny-sounding music?
18:52.26Irskaad*Lezia pets Xho*
18:52.33Tynorg6¬¬
18:52.41Xhochews Lezia's eyes out
18:52.57Tynorg6(_)
18:53.02IrskaadLezia - AGH! *Grows back, keeps petting*
18:53.09Tynorg6o_0
18:53.16SeldeenismTynorg6: We both didn't go Trick-or-Treating, even if we're an ocean apart. Neither of us went Door-to-Door getting candy, sitting on the Porch giving the sugary tooth-rotters away, or Pranking someone.
18:53.20Hachiman's teeth get stuck in Xho's shoulder
18:53.30Tynorg6Damn. Forgot zeros looked like that.
18:53.31Xhobites straight through Lezia's neck and takes her head off
18:53.56Tynorg6Wait... she grows it back, doesn't she?
18:53.56Seldeenismnukes Xho, but Xho absorbs the power and is now KAMIK'SHI!!!
18:53.59IrskaadLezia - *Grows back, keeps petting*
18:54.05Xhogoes all nuclear
18:54.07SeldeenismOr however it's spelled.
18:54.27Xhoruns into Lezia, nuclear blast ensues
18:54.41IrskaadLezia - *Survives and pets Xho*
18:54.50SeldeenismMe - Oh gagsh, it's Kamik'shi. I dunno how to beat him, so...
18:54.58Xhodeletes Lezia off of Sporewiki
18:55.11Xhoruns after Hachiman with a glowing body again
18:55.14Tynorg6Why do I bother saying things? It will inevitably happen. Meaning that if I say that there will be NO doomsday in 2012 (I don't belive there will) it will probably happen.
18:55.41Tynorg6Woe. Is. Me.
18:56.07Hachimanpunches Xho in the gut with clawed glove
18:56.18Tynorg6Do I need to say ouch?
18:56.29Xhoblasts out nuclear radiation from his mouth
18:56.37Tynorg6Why is there a fight going on anyways?
18:56.44Seldeenismgoes back to the Deletion Log and revives Lezia's page with the GodFinger of Ose.
18:57.03Tynorg6WE R DUMD
18:57.17Tynorg6(TRANSLATION: WE ARE DOOMED)
18:57.50IrskaadVormies!
18:58.40Tynorg6Oh, hi Wormy. There's been a fight going on between Hachiman/LoTG and Xho. For some undefined reason.
18:58.57OluapPlayerpokes Xho cutely
18:59.08Xhossssssssssss
18:59.17Xhotears OluapPlayer's nose off
18:59.33OluapPlayeris invincible due to Gorf
18:59.35OluapPlayerPeem
18:59.36Tynorg6Xho has officially been poked. And he's hissing. Like a snake. And now there are two fights happening.
18:59.48Tynorg6-_-
18:59.54Irskaadbuys another Xhodocto
18:59.55Hachimanbody slams OluapPlayer
18:59.58IrskaadMe - Hi!
19:00.08OluapPlayeris invincible due to Gorf
19:00.12Xhostarts running after Tynorg6
19:00.20Tynorg6RUN AWAY!
19:00.34Tynorg6*Teleports into invisible box*
19:00.44Tynorg6Now I can't be seen.
19:00.58Hachimanreveals that invisible box is actually a cardboard box with a cover over it
19:00.59XhoIf the box is invisible that means I can see you inside it
19:01.09OluapPlayerLogic win
19:01.09Tynorg6Oh, come on!
19:01.12Xhostarts slamming against the box
19:01.18Tynorg6*Destroys logic*
19:01.32Tynorg6Logic deestroid
19:01.34Xhois unaffected since logic fucks up around him
19:01.40Tynorg6DMN IT!
19:01.41WormyHachiman: Need stronger hands?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ewsEKVJVA&feature=feedlik
19:01.41Hachimanteleports inside Tynorg6's brain thanks to no logic
19:01.52Tynorg6Damn it.
19:02.40Tynorg6Prepare to be consumed by the odd-goings on in there. Nobody has went in there and came back out.
19:03.06Xhostarts gnawing on Tynorg6' skull
19:03.11Hachimaninfects Tynorg6's brain with Furriness
19:03.27Xhothrows up from the taste
19:03.32Tynorg6Especially when the last person suffered a horrible, bloody death by the monster that lurks in there. My worst nightmare, and I don't even know what it is.
19:03.46Tynorg6Xho: STOP PUKING ON ME!
19:04.03XhoMy vomit is also nuclear and superheated from that nuclear blast
19:04.24Irskaadgets his new Xhodocto in his house*
19:04.40Xhobans Irskaad for 6 month
19:04.45Irskaad:(
19:04.53XhoXhodocto aren't roleplaying objects
19:04.53XhoEver
19:05.05Tynorg6Meh. Furriness does not affect me. I have a cat, an annoying little sister, a not as annoying little brother, as well as a bunch of other prople I know who aren't annoying.
19:05.07IrskaadYou rp'd with me with a Xhoddie
19:05.13XhoIf a Xhodocto comes in, all existence is destroyed in an attosecond
19:05.22Tynorg6This could get ugly real fast.
19:05.41Tynorg6IRSK VS XHO: THE EPIC BATTEL (TYPO)
19:06.09Irskaadstarts giving away Xhoddies
19:06.17Tynorg6=_=
19:06.21Irskaad;D
19:06.31Tynorg6I now have 4 eyes.
19:06.31Xhoremoves Irskaad from time
19:06.41Tynorg6*Removes time*]
19:06.43WormyXho raped Irsk with a Xhoddie
19:06.56Tynorg6*Removes existence*
19:07.05Tynorg6Done.
19:07.06Xhorestores existence for he is Xho
19:07.09WormyWooho
19:07.18Tynorg6DAMN IIIIIIIIT!
19:07.21Xhorejects your existence and substitutes his own
19:07.28Irskaadgives away Xhoddies again
19:07.30XhoMOAR NYAN
19:07.38XhoIn my existence, none of you are alive
19:07.38Tynorg6Now I must think of a new evil plan to destroy all life.
19:07.40Xhoso you all ded
19:07.46Tynorg6UN. DED
19:07.59XhoActually fuk dis
19:08.03Tynorg6Good.
19:08.06Xhodeletes Fiction Universe
19:08.09XhoFuk u all
19:08.27Tynorg6Now restore our reality so that I can get back to writing my masterplan.
19:08.34XhoNo
19:08.35WormyLaughs
19:08.54IrskaadXho, am I on your friends list?
19:09.14*** join/#sporewiki dino_ (3eeeb3de@gateway/web/freenode/ip.62.238.179.222)
19:09.21Wormyhello!
19:09.22Tynorg6Either that or I'll kill you all and make my own reality. In which I will be in control.
19:09.24Tynorg6Hi.
19:09.33dino_hello
19:09.44dino_Tynorg! That has been a while!
19:09.48dino_Wormy! How are you doing!
19:09.51Tynorg6Yes.
19:10.03WormyI'm great but a little bit tired.
19:10.07XhoNice try, I'll just restore existence and just delete your existence and yourself from whatever scientific explanation I can find for storage of information
19:10.12Tynorg6I am writing my evil plan to destroy reality and make one of my one.
19:10.18XhoManifolds or whatever they're called
19:10.53Wormyrighto
19:11.19Tynorg6*stores all physics in his own personal cache inside his mind, guarded by my worst nightmare that I do not know anything about yet it somehow exists there.
19:12.02dino_Oh tired wormy?
19:12.31Wormyi've been doing work outdoors all day then a lot of travel
19:12.59Tynorg6*Plays Mos Eisley Cantina song for absolutely no reason*
19:13.10Wormyi bet you do
19:13.44Tynorg6I play it for absolutely no reason just now.
19:14.13Tynorg6Because I'm waiting for something completely stupid and it will make no sense.
19:14.26Tynorg6Y EET EHND NAO
19:14.36Tynorg6*Play button*
19:14.40Tynorg6*Waits*
19:14.53dino_Oh so tiresome day indeed
19:14.55dino_:d
19:16.19Tynorg6Steal drums. Now.
19:16.31Tynorg6And they must be steel drums.
19:16.48Tynorg6So we must steal steel drums for no reason.
19:18.37Xhohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzaJhG0u-1g&feature=related Wormy, this is so you
19:19.03Wormymuse is good
19:19.08XhoYes
19:19.11XhoYes they are
19:19.18XhoLook at the lyrics
19:19.31Wormytuneical
19:20.28WormyXho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2F_hGwD26g
19:21.10XhoYeah that's a good song
19:23.05IrskaadDoes anyone want one of these for any purpose? http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Zalkarg
19:23.07*** join/#sporewiki Monet (5004a898@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.80.4.168.152)
19:23.24XhoCult - TORTUR NAO
19:23.30Tynorg6*Decides that he is bored, thinks about playing Homeworld, remembers that he is not at his house, 'Curses!', remembers that he still has paragraphs 1 & 2 of his English essay about the poem A Case of Murder thich is about a cat being slammed in half by a 9 year old boy who gets a thrill from it, 'Double curses!', remembers that his Social Subjects homework about Joseph Stalin hasn't been printed out yet because the p
19:23.55Tynorg6Hello.
19:24.14MonetHello. I feel like i've just joined in the middle of something sinister.
19:24.56dino_oh oh connection issues
19:24.58dino_have to go
19:25.00dino_see ya all
19:25.31*** join/#sporewiki Xho_ (5ac81103@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.200.17.3)
19:25.50Xho_That poem was sick
19:25.52Xho_Stupid kid
19:25.59Tynorg6Irskaad: Wow. Not a lot left in the wild then.
19:26.06IrskaadYep
19:26.11Tynorg6Xho_: You've read that poem?!
19:26.20Xho_Had to for English
19:26.25Tynorg6Same.
19:26.50Irskaad~summon KoluapPlayer
19:26.50infobotapt takes out 20 clean, identical-looking phones, some extra hands, and pretends to be a telemarketer for a large corporation, so he gets delivered a phonelist containing KoluapPlayer's coordinates
19:26.54WormyDoctor Who and other time travel shows wer banned in China, to prevent inspirining people to change history http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1376771/Great-Scott-China-bans-time-travel-cinema-TV.html?ITO=1490
19:27.02IrskaadLOL
19:27.20Tynorg6Wormy: Get the weapons.
19:27.21MonetThat was about a month ago.
19:28.30Tynorg6Get... 5 times the amount of weapons and summon clones from the past.
19:28.38Monetthe PRC pretty much bans anything that doesn't say "our society is eternal and perfect. The entire southeast corner of Asia has always been ours."
19:28.42Tynorg6We're going to war.
19:28.49Tynorg6Monet: True.
19:28.52IrskaadChina likes to ban things
19:29.29WormyThe Great Firewall of China
19:29.54Tynorg6The U.S did that to Japan early post-WW2. Not allowed to make anything that directly refrenced any WW2 carnage caused to them.
19:29.56Irskaad"Oh look, this film mentions Tibet! Let's ban it! Look, this game mentions that we don't have a piece of territory, let's ban it! Look, this book says the name of a past chinese leader, let's ban it!"
19:30.47Tynorg6Learned that from 'The Rex Factor'. Showed the history of dinosaurs in movies.
19:31.22WormyChina also pulls down most of its old buildings
19:31.37Tynorg6They're destroying history!
19:31.42IrskaadChina needs to stop banning things
19:31.52Tynorg6And pulling down history.
19:32.05IrskaadWhat's next, they arrest coin collectors because they have pre-PRC coins?
19:32.20Tynorg6Possibly.
19:32.42GhelaeHello!
19:32.48WormyMy uncle went to live in China fore a year, he said and entire mountain was dug out and replaced with a city in two weeks.  While its taken 5 years for the local building firm next door to build a council estate next to my house (there used to be a factory).
19:32.55Tynorg6*Idea pops into head* They'd ban certain Futurama episodes.
19:33.03Tynorg6Wormy: Wow.
19:33.37WormyGhelae: See the link abovem time police
19:33.37IrskaadChina is developing quickly, and that's a good thing, but it needs more democracy
19:33.51GhelaeI've heard about it before, Wormy.
19:34.19WormyThis is a mad world
19:35.13IrskaadI mean c'mon China, Portuguese TV always criticizes the government and it doesn't cause a revolution
19:35.53GhelaeThe Portuguese government isn't actually a communist autocracy. :D
19:35.55Tynorg6Namely the one where Farnsworth (not sure if I spelled that right) invents a time travel machine with one drawback: It can only go forwards. They go to see the end of the universe, a universe identical to the first one is created, Prof. kills Hitler, they go too far ahead, have to let the universe destroy and remake itself again then they stop at the right time. On their second try.
19:35.57Irskaad:D
19:36.00Xho_^
19:36.24Xho_No you can't.
19:36.48IrskaadWho can't what?
19:36.58Tynorg6Xho_: Was tht directed at me or Irsk?
19:37.02Tynorg6*that
19:38.02Xho_Well depends on what occurs now
19:38.14Tynorg6Boom.
19:38.19Tynorg6So?
19:39.49Xho_Nothing occured
19:39.50WormyMcKhan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21a5Ny8tuCc&feature=feedlik
19:39.51Xho_Therefore all is well
19:39.58HachimanAll around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces. Bright and early for the daily races, going nowhere, going nowhere....
19:40.01HachimanTheir tears are filling up their glasses, no expression, no expression. Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow, no tomorrow, no tomorrow...
19:40.08Tynorg6Xho_:Okay...
19:40.22Tynorg6By the way, you still have a '_'
19:40.52Xho_I know
19:40.55Xho_Don't wear it out
19:41.19Tynorg6*Doesn't wear anything out for unstated puposes*
19:41.38Tynorg6*purposes
19:41.51HachimanAnd I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had. I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take. When people run in circles its a very very mad world.....mad world......
19:43.10Tynorg6*Brings in orchestra for no reason other than to play atmospheric music while he announces his masterplan to destroy everything*
19:45.06Tynorg6Tells them to play this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkmfFRgF0nc
19:45.40Tynorg6*They play it as he announces his masterplan*
19:46.43Tynorg6hi i AM SCOTTS FRIEND ROBERT
19:46.53IrskaadDaft Punk
19:48.00WormyHachiman: That song comes from Donnie Darko
19:48.37HachimanWormy: I got it from the Gears of War trailer.
19:50.04WormyThe original http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR91Rj1ZN1M
19:51.31Wormybetter one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL0rHIBYlY0
19:51.46WormyI like it with thunder
19:52.27*** join/#sporewiki Imperios (c1b4902a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.193.180.144.42)
19:52.35IrskaadImpyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
19:52.46Wormyhi
19:53.09ImperiosBack
19:53.29ImperiosI wonder, can Holyrats colonise Alpha Centauri?
19:54.16WormyFor all we know, there could be peple falling into tangent universes.  But we would never know becomes it ends up in destruction.
19:54.44ImperiosWhat?
19:55.24Wormythe film donnie darko
19:55.48ImperiosWormy and Ghelse
19:55.58ImperiosSo can holyrats colonise Alpha Centauri?
19:56.09Tynorg6After the hijacking of my computer and my stuff I am finally back.
19:56.25Tynorg6Now to destroy Nyan Cat.
19:56.37WormyImpy: I dunno, that would be smack bang almost in the middle of Human space, it doesn't make sense
19:57.12ImperiosIovera - Hur we are right next to you humans OBEY!!!!11111
19:57.26Tynorg6http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLxP3V4veJk
19:57.27WormyUnless they completely abandoned the entire sector after leaving Sol
19:57.33GhelaeWhy would they colonise Alpha Centauri anyway?
19:57.40ImperiosWell, since Earth was forgotten the could colonise it.
19:57.42WormyHuman - Coats their food with rat poison
19:58.02ImperiosDunno. To have a capital in Milky Way
19:58.04Imperios?
19:58.07ImperiosBTW\
19:58.12ImperiosHachiman u here
19:58.17WormyIt doesn't quite make sense now, Earth is still under Jovar/Human countryside management
19:59.10ImperiosWell, the pun was that they raeped all Na'vi and took their planet
19:59.23WormyHurr, maybe in the SporEWikiverse some 21st century immortality makes me live long enough, and because I do conservation I could be working on 28th century Earth yey
19:59.50IrskaadTDP - SNOWBALL EARTH
20:00.21WormyMe - You will not ruin centuries of my work
20:00.40IrskaadTDP - *Snowballs Earth*
20:00.43WormyRuns over TDP with a Tractor
20:00.55Wormyded
20:00.59*** join/#sporewiki Ghelae_ (519d5e60@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.157.94.96)
20:01.01Ghelae_Spontaneous connection failure...
20:01.02IrskaadTDP - A tractor cannot kill me!
20:01.18WormyCovers TDP in freshly made pig manure
20:01.28IrskaadTDP - *Kills wormy*
20:01.34Wormy[19:59] <Wormy> Hurr, maybe in the SporEWikiverse some 21st century immortality makes me live long enough, and because I do conservation I could be working on 28th century Earth yey
20:01.43Wormy19:59] <Irskaad> TDP - SNOWBALL EARTH
20:01.52Wormythats what happund
20:02.07Tynorg6http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCTdHdiOs74&feature=related Microsoft Sam can't say these words.
20:02.10WormyAh ah, I'm a virtual copy remember
20:02.16WormyYOU CAN'T KILL ME
20:02.45WormyCovers TDP is sillige
20:02.57Wormy*sillage
20:02.58ImperiosHm, I wonder...
20:03.08Ghelae_Wormy: It only has one "l", too. :P
20:03.10ImperiosCould Radeons make silicone out of Fyrvrtha?
20:03.21ImperiosFyrvrtha are silicon-based so...
20:03.36WormyTraps TDP in a hedgerow
20:03.47Ghelae_The Radeon want to use the Fyrvrtha as living mines?
20:03.51IrskaadTDP - Get off me, I destroyed what you cared for.
20:04.10WormyI can err, terraform Earth back you know
20:04.29Ghelae_"Mines" as in "places where you dig stuff out of".
20:04.35ImperiosDunno, burn Fyrvrtha heretics and then make silicone out of ashes XD
20:04.38WormyCovers it in warm manure
20:04.47Ghelae_Well, that's one good use for them.
20:04.51IrskaadTDP - *Snowballs Earth again*
20:04.56WormyMUCK SPREADING IS SO FUN
20:05.05Ghelae_Although, they won't be ashes, because they're made of silicon. :P
20:05.14WormyCovers it in yet more manure
20:05.18ImperiosOh, yeah.
20:05.28IrskaadTDP - *Snowballs Earth again* Ice is awesome!
20:05.29ImperiosAnd, thing is, where should they use silicone?
20:05.40ImperiosHm...
20:05.53ImperiosRadeon female - I want to look pretty as well, so...
20:06.09ImperiosFyrvrtha heetic - NO I DO NOT WANT TO BECOME BREAST IMPLANTS NOOOOOOOO
20:06.11WormyPuts graphite blocks on the ice to melt it
20:06.20GhelaeWormy: Where are you getting enough manure from; Irskaad: Where are you getting enough ice from?
20:06.29IrskaadDinner, bye
20:06.35WormyGhelae: Animals.
20:06.36Imperioshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodenticide
20:06.49WormyYou should see how much they produce
20:06.49ImperiosRadeons - *run away*
20:06.50GhelaeWormy: How many quadrillion animals?
20:06.55GhelaeOkay, trillion.
20:07.00GhelaeOkay, fair enough. Billion.
20:07.01WormyAbout that
20:07.09GhelaeBut Earth is still pretty big.
20:07.19*** join/#sporewiki Xho (5ac81103@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.200.17.3)
20:07.29WormyI have 10,000 virtual copies of myself to look after them
20:07.35ImperiosHm...
20:07.45ImperiosSo Radeon make breast implants out of heretics?
20:07.52Imperios*Radeons
20:07.52ImperiosA nice idea....
20:07.54GhelaeDo they *need* breast implants?
20:08.15WormyThen spread the muck.  I can't smell it because all 10,000 of me switch the nose sense off
20:08.24ImperiosXD
20:08.34GhelaeFurthermore, given their culture, would they even want them? Or do they think it's necessary for the worship of Spode?
20:08.45ImperiosHur
20:08.45Psychoxhoruns after Imperios while in a hockey mask and straight jacket
20:08.49Imperioshttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0c/Rat_meat_dishes.jpg
20:08.57ImperiosRadeons - *run away*\
20:09.22Imperioshttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0c/Rat_meat_dishes.jpg A common dish in the Coalition
20:09.58Tynorg6http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ4SzB3WMZg&feature=related
20:11.33WormySomeone ought to make a sentient squirrel-like race
20:11.44Wormycute but vicious
20:12.00Wormyuh oh
20:12.05GhelaeOh, I thought you meant Radeons with long bushy tails.
20:12.07ImperiosBut it is dead
20:12.08ImperiosI have one cute but vicious raceof rodents
20:12.09WormyIs starting to think like a furry
20:12.34WormyRadeons who can climb
20:12.37ImperiosThey left some descendants, however
20:12.43Wormyand do tree acrobatics
20:12.44ImperiosBut one of them lost their cuteness
20:12.54ImperiosAnd othe lost their viciousness
20:13.46ImperiosBTW
20:14.06Imperiosremember when you came up with an idea of Radeon rianths, Ghelae?
20:14.37ImperiosIt makes no sense to make...uh...
20:14.45ImperiosRianths out of rianths
20:14.57ImperiosOkay, they are ot rally riANTHs but...uh...
20:15.00ImperiosRirades
20:15.23Wormyanthromorphs for radeons
20:15.41Wormydoesn't wanna go there
20:15.49ImperiosFurry furries
20:15.51ImperiosRecursion
20:17.27ImperiosFurry furries making furry furry art and then furries killing furry furries for furry heresy
20:17.47Imperios~kill myself
20:17.47infobotACTION shoots a excited fluxneutron gun at myself
20:17.49Imperios~explode
20:17.49infobotBOOOM
20:19.31Imperiosokay
20:20.02ImperiosAnybody here?
20:20.18PsychoxhoNo
20:20.52ImperiosoH
20:20.56ImperiosoN
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20:21.39HachimanThe bunny is back!
20:21.43GhelaeHello.
20:21.44ImperiosHi Hach
20:22.18ImperiosYou haven't called them Poyedali
20:22.32Imperios>:(
20:22.33HachimanThey aren't consumers
20:22.37Imperioshur
20:22.38Imperiosokay
20:22.38HachimanThey are sploders
20:22.46ImperiosVzryvali?\
20:23.06ImperiosBTW, you know the true Radeon species name?
20:23.06HachimanNah I decided Mazuma cuz I wanted name to sound kinda silly
20:23.09GhelaeImperios: I wasn't paying attention here a few minutes ago... anyway, I never suggested making rianths from Radeons...
20:23.12HachimanWhat is it?
20:23.28ImperiosRRP020
20:23.33ImperiosSader are RRP430
20:23.44ImperiosRRP stands for
20:23.53ImperiosRades Rianth Project
20:24.02HachimanOh nice!
20:24.12GhelaeAh, okay.
20:24.12HachimanSo the Radeon....are all rianths?
20:24.20ImperiosWell
20:24.32ImperiosKinda.
20:24.43ImperiosRadeons are the hybrids of Rades and various Vendespodian lifeforms
20:24.50IrskaadWon't the Radeon ever learn?
20:25.08ImperiosUnlike humn rianths, they are more humanoid than originals
20:25.39GhelaeAre you going to add them all to [[Fiction:Humanity]], then?
20:25.39morgothBotPyGhelae meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Humanity
20:26.00IrskaadWait - Do I have to add the EoH Humanity there?
20:26.05GhelaeYes.
20:26.17GhelaeUnless they're genetically identical to Terran humanity?
20:26.19Ghelae.*
20:26.23PsychoxhoActually I might make myself as a character in SporeWiki for the lulz
20:26.30IrskaadDo it
20:26.34HachimanYou already have Angazhar
20:26.36ImperiosThey are not HUMAN rianths
20:26.40PsychoxhoBut as a pseudodemonic psycho
20:26.47Psychoxhoi.e. hockey mask and straight jacket
20:26.48ImperiosThey are RADES rianths
20:26.50ImperiosRiRades
20:26.55GhelaePsychoxho: [[Captain:Xhodocto3546]] :D
20:26.55morgothBotPyGhelae meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Xhodocto3546
20:26.57GhelaeImperios: Ah, okay.
20:27.08HachimanZazane should do something like that.
20:27.15IrskaadGhelae: That I'm not too sure, all I know is that they're almost similar, but they evolved in Mantoville, not Earth.
20:27.19GhelaeSo, in effect... they're just genetically-modified Rades.
20:27.23HachimanWho the hell knows what Kordalu do in their spare time.
20:27.27PsychoxhoI mean, proper character
20:27.38GhelaeIrskaad: If they evolved completely independantly, then they're not humans.
20:27.39ImperiosRadeon - Lol we are not realted to you pervert monkeys
20:27.50ImperiosWhat about near-humans
20:27.52GhelaeIf not, then they're probably just identical to Terrans.
20:27.57IrskaadEoH Human - Not human???
20:28.07ImperiosWhat about TDP toying with the time and space and tossing humans into other space by moving back in time?
20:28.21IrskaadTDP wasn't a Mali'Nar at the time
20:28.59ImperiosBut he can freely move in time now
20:29.03ImperiosWell, with some efforts he can
20:29.22ImperiosHe could ask Br'klakkon, his Lorons have Gyronic powers
20:29.30IrskaadNah, EoH Humans evolved independently
20:29.51ImperiosUh, like in Habitable Islans
20:29.53ImperiosIsland
20:30.12ImperiosHalloway looks like Saraksh from Russian science fiction
20:30.33IrskaadWhat about Saraksh? How are they like?
20:30.40ImperiosThere, humans evolved independently
20:31.04ImperiosAnd an alien colonist landed here to help the species to progress into the space stage
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20:31.40HachSoz disconnected when I said that sentence
20:31.45HachAnybody said anything
20:31.51Hach?
20:31.51IrskaadDid the colonist succeed?
20:32.45ImperiosNot really. He screwed the whole thing.
20:32.58IrskaadWhat happened?
20:33.25ImperiosSince Saraksh's main civilisation, the Land of Fathers, was a dictatorship which used mind control towers to enslave everyone
20:33.56ImperiosColonists, who was from Earth, destroyed these towers but it only results in chaos and horror
20:34.29WormyIsn't like Halloway part of the Civ universe, thus not a part of the Sci-fiverse?
20:34.56Imperioshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saraksh
20:34.59ImperiosIt is both
20:35.01ImperiosLike Lorons
20:35.15IrskaadVormies: Not to be confused with the RoH :D
20:35.20Wormydum
20:35.22HachimanPerhaps the Kordalu Zazane could play a big part in attacking/negotiating with the Inheritance. Their minds can access computers/
20:36.57ImperiosYeah
20:39.33ImperiosAny ideas abot what happens now?
20:39.55HachimanHmm....Have you updated the war?
20:39.59ImperiosIn teh Andromeda War
20:40.01ImperiosNope
20:40.28ImperiosThe last part was Tyraz FUUUUUUU-ing since he fell in love with a holyrat
20:41.14HachimanHe is still trying to figure out why he keeps thinking of her
20:41.36IrskaadWhat would the brood think of the EoH?
20:41.40HachimanPerhaps Iovera could have a segment about her thoughts on the attack and Tyraz
20:41.42HachimanEoH?
20:41.50Irskaadhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Empire_of_Halloway
20:42.09IrskaadBasically I put Halloway in the Fic Universe
20:43.59ImperiosYeah
20:44.18ImperiosAnd then Matheoward telling Iovera to stop the thing and do not fall to temptations
20:44.25Imperios*not o
20:45.55HachimanMatheoward is just jealous
20:46.39ImperiosYep
20:46.58ImperiosShould he betray the Divinarium in the end of year 1, what do you think?
20:47.35HachimanWho, Math?
20:48.58HachimanI believe that he should start taking matters into his own hands and start killing Zazane with some Dei'Ar friends
20:49.03ImperiosYep
20:49.15IrskaadWhat would the brood think of the EoH?
20:49.51HachimanBrood wouldn't be too fond of them
20:50.07IrskaadWhy, too peaceful?
20:50.30HachimanImperios: Yeah, Matheoward should just start going around killing Zazane out of pure jealousy, and then attack Tyraz personally, provoking him into going BERZERKER
20:50.52ImperiosThen Jahric taking his role
20:52.14HachimanIndeed
20:53.18ImperiosBTW
20:54.01ImperiosWhen Kamavera and Belokryl will grow their teeth?
20:56.03ImperiosHach?
20:56.11HachimanUmm.....
20:56.21HachimanI think Kamavera will take longers for her to develope
20:56.29HachimanBy about a few days
20:57.53ImperiosHm, so Iovera will breastfeed them for short time?
20:58.23HachimanIndeed she will
20:59.06ImperiosAnd poor Kezoreg was not breasfed at all XD]
20:59.19ImperiosCos interspecies relationships does weird things
20:59.47IrskaadDoes Lezia have Kezoreg now?
21:00.28HachimanShe will have ownership of him when Kamavera and Belokryl are born
21:00.42IrskaadCool, Lezia will be :D
21:01.02ImperiosPoor Kezoreg, how was he fed?
21:01.20HachimanKez was bottlefed
21:01.24Irskaad^
21:01.24Hachimanbottle fed*
21:02.54PsychoxhoI made a new character, possibly Angazhar's new servant
21:02.58PsychoxhoAnd no I abandoned the me idea
21:04.35PsychoxhoAnd he's as pretty damn scary if you ask me
21:04.56IrskaadShow meeeeeeeeeeeeee
21:05.04IrskaadI need my daily dose of awesome
21:05.19PsychoxhoHah you're not getting it now because I want you to suffer
21:05.57Irskaad:(
21:06.30IrskaadTDP vs [Xho in Sporewiki form], who wins?
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21:07.02IrskaadKo!
21:07.03PsychoxhoMe because i'm Kamik'Shi in Sporewiki form
21:07.10Psychoxhohai u
21:07.12OluapPlayerhai
21:07.34OluapPlayerActually no
21:07.37ImperiosHi
21:07.50Psychoxhodafuk
21:08.14IrskaadWhat happens if I sing Daft Punk to Kamik'Shi?
21:08.53PsychoxhoBefore you even contemplate it you'd be destroyed
21:09.09IrskaadLol
21:09.20IrskaadYou are genius in your ways of killing me
21:09.44HachimanImperios: Would Iovera undergo genetic changes from Brood in order to support her kids?
21:09.53ImperiosI assume
21:10.23ImperiosGenetic changes? like?
21:10.35PsychoxhoNo most of it is just reducing you to a molecular level via essence
21:11.23ImperiosLike what?
21:11.24HachimanGenetic Changes = The type of milk she feeds the kids
21:11.27IrskaadXho: Me? What? :( I'd rather be killed
21:11.33HachimanAnd various other minor things
21:11.35ImperiosHur MEHTAL MILK?
21:11.51Hachimanlol
21:11.53PsychoxhoThat does mean being killed you know
21:12.07IrskaadXho: Oh. Yay!
21:12.31PsychoxhoNot really
21:12.39PsychoxhoIt's spectacular to look at but it's pretty damn boring
21:12.55IrskaadLook at what?
21:12.56PsychoxhoI mean you get scattered across the universe but there's no imagination in it
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21:13.47MonetHello.
21:14.25WormyNASA's "tractor beam" http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162-20128741/nasa-hopes-to-develop-tractor-beam/
21:14.59PsychoxhoWhat's a tractor beam?
21:15.06PsychoxhoI actually have no clue what it is
21:15.28MonetO.0
21:15.42MonetAre you sure you're on the right Wikia?
21:15.43ImperiosHai Monet
21:15.44PsychoxhoI don't do science.
21:15.48PsychoxhoI'm the anti-user
21:16.02PsychoxhoI don't like sci-fi much or Wow at all
21:16.05Psychoxho*WoW
21:16.17PsychoxhoAnd I hardly have any idea about anything to do with Science
21:16.53IrskaadXho: Become anti-me :D
21:17.01MonetOkay, noted. Tractor beams basically allow you to pull something through space without a solid tether.
21:17.01Imperiossummons N'zoth to eat Xho
21:17.08PsychoxhoNo need
21:17.09ImperiosThat is a punishment for not liking WoW]
21:17.11PsychoxhoI am anti you
21:17.30IrskaadOk, so, do something anti-me.
21:17.35WormyTractors are a sci-fi staple, they are beams which "grab" objects or push them away, or push ships into others during battle.
21:17.59Psychoxhoexists happily
21:18.13MonetWhat it looks like varies, most 50's Alien films show them as searclights that float you up to the ship while Star Trek gives no visual indication.
21:18.15PsychoxhoHow I managed to stay in the Fiction Universe for 2 years is beyond me
21:18.22IrskaadThat's not quite anti-me...
21:18.58MonetEither way, once you get stuck in one you can't get out on your own.
21:20.34WormyOr get ripped in two if another tractor grabs you from the other side.
21:21.01MonetLuckily that doesn't happen much.
21:21.07Psychoxhothinks of a new weapon
21:21.33IrskaadXho: FIRE IT AT ME - I'm your lab rat :D
21:21.52Hachiman...
21:22.16IrskaadWhat?
21:22.19Hachimanthinks Irskaad has a suicide fetish
21:22.20HachimanAgh....
21:22.25PsychoxhoNo, because you bore me
21:22.26IrskaadNaaaah
21:22.35IrskaadI'm just a fan
21:22.40PsychoxhoI hate fans
21:22.48PsychoxhoI *seriously* mega fucking hate fans
21:22.52IrskaadWhy? They can be your best friends
21:23.01IrskaadNeedles is a fan and we are friends
21:23.12PsychoxhoI *SERIOUSLY* MEGA SUPER DUPER FUCKING ULTRA MOTHERFUCKING HATE FANS
21:23.39Monet*Ahem* Fanatic?
21:23.39HachimanBut you also hate haters
21:23.59PsychoxhoI hate everything to do with society
21:24.13PsychoxhoUntil everyone gets an average IQ of 140
21:24.19PsychoxhoI will hate society
21:24.31IrskaadWhy must I only have an IQ of 120?
21:24.45PsychoxhoBecause you're in society therefore I hate you
21:24.49Psychoxhoslaps Irskaad
21:25.02IrskaadOw! Why do you hate me, we're friends...
21:25.15HachimanXho has no friends
21:25.16Irskaad:D
21:25.24IrskaadNeither do I in real life
21:25.32PsychoxhoI have varying levels of hatred
21:25.34HachimanHe just hates everybody on various levels
21:25.43Hachimanninja'd
21:25.45PsychoxhoHahah ninja'd
21:25.47PsychoxhoHmmm
21:25.50IrskaadHivemind!
21:25.55PsychoxhoOk you win this one
21:26.01Hachiman^^
21:26.24PsychoxhoPeople who are clingy I hate the most
21:26.49WormyI hate people who pretend to be friends but just use you
21:26.52Irskaad... I'm not clingy. :P
21:27.07WormyYou clingfilm klingon
21:27.32PsychoxhoPeople who are clingy deserve to be sodomized by a bayonet
21:28.55IrskaadSo, Xho, what are you doing now?
21:29.07MonetJones - They don't like it up 'em!
21:30.59Wormypressing reps with his tug toner
21:34.19ImperiosIovera knew, however, that threads of fate could not be evaded, but also she knew that she has only seen into one of many, many possibilities. This future, however, was one of the most possible ones. She was horrified and disgusted at the same time. A queen of a million of worlds... became a lover of Zazane emperor? Iovera has looked into the future again, to see the same scene. She has realised she has found the Zazane... hands
21:36.45PsychoxhoAnd so, her wonderful tale ended in her getting raped.
21:36.47PsychoxhoThe end.
21:37.16Hachimanlol
21:37.22ImperiosXD
21:37.36PsychoxhoOh come on we all were thinking of it
21:37.38ImperiosIovera will erase the mind of most of the rapists
21:37.50ImperiosAnd turn him into herslave
21:38.01ImperiosUntil it is not a Xhodocto or something
21:38.14WormyIn her dungeon
21:39.17HachimanTyraz actually displayed an impressive effort against her in their battle
21:39.34ImperiosYep
21:39.36HachimanShe tried to mentally torture him, he got back up and fought
21:40.45IrskaadXho: Answer me this question correctly and I will grant you 1 wish: Does david eat? |   | Yes   |    | No
21:41.21PsychoxhoI don't want your fucking wishes
21:41.23PsychoxhoLeave me alone
21:41.27Irskaad:(
21:42.04WormyI thought you didn't believe in magic and wishful thinking
21:42.12IrskaadLol
21:42.30IrskaadI was doing something with Xho, it doesn't have to make sense
21:43.27PsychoxhoAccording to my friend I look like Sylvester Stallone
21:43.36PsychoxhoI really don't
21:43.37IrskaadWho?
21:43.57Psychoxhofacepalms and then goes back to Spore
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21:44.23IrskaadI don't need to care about Actors :P
21:50.21HachimanHaving dinner
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21:54.06IrskaadCatface!
21:54.08CatfaceHello
21:54.28Irskaad*1 Billion FRA People go to Lanat Prime and pet everyone*
21:54.49Catface1 billion FRA people die
21:54.55Catfaceyeah
21:55.04Catfacedunno why I did that.
21:55.19Monet*Ponders if the Asgord were expecting that*
21:55.22IrskaadTralor getting raped by FRA
21:55.38IrskaadLol maybe they should rape the Asgord back
21:56.49Catface...
21:56.53CatfaceNopenopenope
21:57.00IrskaadXD
21:57.19Irskaadhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB1zWEhgrLs lololoolololol
21:58.50MonetWors game developed EVER. It's not even finsihed!
21:58.58IrskaadYep XD
21:59.23Psychoxhoblack ops is ALLMOST as good as this game.
21:59.25Psychoxho^
21:59.28PsychoxhoWin comment
21:59.33IrskaadHow could they release that it's beyond me
21:59.46IrskaadAnd LOL Xho
21:59.48CatfaceI think they are trolls.
22:00.10CatfaceAlso http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Creative_Assembly
22:00.12IrskaadYeah
22:00.15Catface^I love them so much
22:00.28IrskaadI like total war
22:00.33PsychoxhoI gotta go now
22:00.37IrskaadBye!
22:01.52CatfaceI would like to a Total War China and maybe a WWI total war.
22:02.14HachimanIt would be banned in China
22:02.17IrskaadLOL
22:02.22IrskaadTrue
22:02.45CatfaceNo matter how good you make China look it will be banned.
22:04.08Monet*Cough* Generals *Cough, Cough*
22:04.11CatfaceIn command & conquer generals the game has China as one of the good guys along side the US and in the end of th game China becomes the leading super power on Earth but it was still banned in china.
22:04.12CatfaceYes
22:04.30IrskaadLOLOLOLOL
22:04.49IrskaadWhat the frik do the Chinese want?
22:05.29MonetIt's banned bacause they didn't like watching Tien-Amen square getting nuked. But TBH if it wasn't for that they would be sitting on their hands thoughout the entire game.
22:05.33HachimanPerfection
22:05.40WormyCatface: Doctor Who and other time travel shows wer banned in China, to prevent inspirining people to change history http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1376771/Great-Scott-China-bans-time-travel-cinema-TV.html?ITO=1490
22:06.25Catfacebtw C&C Generals is the best C&C game.
22:07.07MonetChecked the link, have you seen the list of banned stuff?
22:07.43Catface@Monet I thought it was the three gorges dam being destroyed was the reason why they banned the game.
22:08.36MonetBill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Back to the Future, The Time Traveller’s Wife, 12 monkeys, All the Star Trek films, All the Terminator films, Planet of the Apes, The Butterfly Effect, Austin Powers, A Christmas Carol. Most of those are Holywood legends!
22:09.00MonetAnd one's a frikkin' Victorian novel!
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22:11.22MonetLol "fantasy, time-travel, random compilations of mythical stories, bizarre plots, absurd techniques, even propagating feudal superstitions, fatalism and reincarnation, ambiguous moral lessons, and even a lack of positive thinking." Chinese cinemas have an amazing variety!
22:11.40Monet^Other stullf China has banned.
22:13.49CatfaceThe Birth of Mao, the musical.
22:15.21CatfaceThe Rebirth of Mao, the musical
22:15.25HachimanLOL
22:15.45CatfaceSuper Mao, the musical
22:16.05MonetI think the first sequel will be banned too, they've banned reincarnation.
22:16.42CatfaceBut its Mao so its all good.
22:18.41MonetThey actually want hollywood to comply just because of their stupid laws. Either films start sucking our end or the film industry shells out for two versions of the same film.
22:19.46CatfaceYeah
22:19.56MonetThe Chinese Communist Party - Ruining everyone's lives up since 1921.
22:21.23CatfaceI do like Mao's name.
22:21.32HachimanMaonayse
22:21.50MonetIt -actually- means cat.
22:21.52CatfaceBut Pol Pot is the best name for a dictator ever.
22:22.12CatfaceBecause it sounds like a type of nomtastic noodles.
22:22.19Wormymeh, the UK has stupid rules and laws as well - http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/international/united-kingdom  "All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy."
22:22.44IrskaadDoes anyone comply with that law?
22:22.44WormyHates tedious longbow practice
22:22.50WormyYes
22:23.01WormyOr arressts will be made
22:23.20CatfaceSince 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armor in Parliament.
22:23.22IrskaadCan't tell if serious or sarcastic
22:23.24CatfaceWel damn
22:23.31Catface*well
22:23.31MonetNah, it's one of thsoe old and forgotten laws.
22:23.36Wormy"It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person."
22:24.11WormyThis law dates from the middle ages when there was no standing army, so in times of war each gentry was required to produce a quota (depending on its size) of knights, archers, infantry, etc. As the church was the only centralized instrument of beauracracy (the lords were independent for the most part), they were used for such tasks.
22:24.47Wormy"A bed may not be hung out of a window."
22:25.05CatfaceDammit!
22:25.10Wormy"Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin."
22:25.18Catface:(
22:25.21Wormy"It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance."
22:25.58WormyUS has a good number of dumb laws http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/alabama
22:26.02Catfacehttp://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/missouri
22:27.41WormyTexas: "When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone."
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22:27.56IrskaadJo!
22:28.07Technobliteratoruncharted = best. game. ever.
22:28.09Technobliteratorhi guys
22:28.20WormyHi, we're all looking at dumb laws http://www.dumblaws.com/
22:28.21TechnobliteratorUncharted 3 rules
22:28.41MonetLol: The penalty for jumping off a building is death. I never guessed.
22:28.51HachimanLOL
22:28.56MonetThat's in New York state.
22:28.59Wormywtf
22:29.39Catface"It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo."
22:29.49Hachimanlol
22:30.14Catface"Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger."
22:30.15WormySwaziland - "Any woman who wears pants faces a possible punishment of having the pants ripped off her and torn to pieces by soldiers."
22:31.10CatfaceWhaling is illegal in Oklahoma.
22:31.55MonetWhever wrote these laws had WAAY too much time on their hands.
22:32.25CatfaceIts like they had nothing better to do.
22:32.50WormyAlabama - "Boogers may not be flicked into the wind."
22:34.32CatfaceNebraska - "It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup."
22:34.48Wormywat
22:35.28WormyChina - To go to college you must be intelligent.
22:35.50WormyTo dumb person - You dumb, you breaking the law
22:36.05CatfaceArkansas - "A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month."
22:37.06WormyLets have a look at at Um2k9's "Fair Green Isle" in his own words
22:37.27Wormy"Any person who shall pretend or exercise to use any type of witchcraft, sorcery, enchantment, or pretend knowledge in any occult or or craft or science shall for any such offense suffer imprisonment at the time of one whole year and also shall be obliged to obscursion for his/her good behavior."
22:37.30WormyIreland
22:37.49WormyI could get Um arrested woo
22:38.06CatfaceDo it
22:38.50WormyFinland - "Cars whose license plates end with a 1 or 2 are not allowed on the roads on Monday, 3 or 4 on Tuesday, 5 or 6 on Wednesday, 7 or 8 on Thursday, and 9 or 0 on Friday from 7:00 A."
22:39.46MonetThat's just OCD.
22:39.59Catface:P
23:25.49Wormy_awayIts funny when one causes an IRC channel to die
23:26.03WormyI shall be making your present now
23:26.13IrskaadYay!
23:26.32WormyI have already started though
23:26.38IrskaadI know
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23:35.44IrskaadEshie!
23:35.52eshaIrskie!
23:37.02Irskaadhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Zalkarg Would you like one as a pet?
23:37.32eshayeah sure! lol
23:37.39Irskaad:D
23:37.45Irskaadgives a Zalkarg
23:38.22eshame wearily takes Zalkarg, names it Zalkie, and asks what to feed it
23:39.13IrskaadZalkarg - *Stares at a piece of meat*
23:39.23eshaahhh okay
23:39.34eshaas long as the piece of meat isn't /me
23:39.39eshagod im awful tonight
23:39.48Irskaad:P
23:40.21IrskaadNo Morgie :(
23:59.04Wormydamn

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