00:01.01 | Wormy | http://www.orionsarm.com/eg-article/49d485c6834f7 |
00:01.15 | Wormy | Santa Cluas Machine |
00:01.32 | Wormy | When the Xeelee Sequence is very depressing |
00:05.03 | Wormy | test |
00:05.26 | Catface | nope |
00:07.18 | Catface | http://www.orionsarm.com/eg-article/462d549553412 |
00:08.16 | Wormy | lol |
00:08.48 | Wormy | This page makes me Lol there http://www.orionsarm.com/xcms.php?r=oaeg-view-article&egart_uid=46f96610edaa2 |
00:09.31 | Wormy | Like trainspotting, but god-level AI's instead of trains |
00:09.32 | Catface | They need the DCP! http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Plazith_Galactic_War/The_Purge |
00:09.57 | Catface | Lady Gaga |
00:10.06 | Catface | odd |
00:11.41 | Wormy | Godwatchers, dem nerdz |
00:12.17 | Catface | yesh |
00:17.04 | Catface | brb dinner |
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00:34.23 | Wormy_ | My computer had a booboo |
00:38.00 | Wormy_ | goodbye |
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00:53.14 | Nythryl | hello dearest |
00:53.26 | Nythryl | Tybusen__ |
00:53.30 | Nythryl | Hello? |
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07:32.48 | Imperios | Hi |
07:33.52 | Imperios | anybody here |
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07:38.38 | AGrumpyPanda | Hey Imperios! |
07:39.00 | Imperios | hi |
07:39.12 | Imperios | Lol Xenology is so awesome |
07:39.21 | Imperios | Skewed |
07:39.43 | Imperios | Eldar are aroused if you touch theory ears XD |
07:39.49 | Imperios | their |
07:40.23 | AGrumpyPanda | And where did this come from? |
07:41.48 | Imperios | Xenology |
07:42.35 | AGrumpyPanda | I've never heard of Eldar getting aroused by touching their ears... Are you sure that's canon? |
07:43.33 | Imperios | well |
07:43.37 | Imperios | black library |
07:44.23 | Imperios | Black Library is semi-canon, right? |
07:44.51 | AGrumpyPanda | Only as far as the background. If it's in BL but not in the Codex, don't count on it. |
07:45.10 | AGrumpyPanda | B'sides, ears have almost no nerve endings in them anyway. |
07:45.59 | Imperios | Eldar ones do |
07:46.02 | Imperios | Anyway |
07:46.23 | Imperios | there are many cool things in Xenology |
07:46.27 | Imperios | for example |
07:47.03 | Imperios | it is said there that Eldar poops are crystalline |
07:47.25 | Imperios | Ork cells can WAAAGH |
07:47.44 | Imperios | Orks are vulnerable to herbicides |
07:48.42 | AGrumpyPanda | O.K., F.Y.I., it's only very old Eldar Farseers who have their bones enter a semi-cystalline state, and Orks are only really affected by herbicides because of the symbiotic fungi that live in their tissue. |
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10:49.58 | Imperios | hi ink |
10:52.39 | Liquid_Ink | Hello! |
10:52.43 | Liquid_Ink | How are you? |
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12:32.17 | Irskaad | Impy! |
12:33.05 | Irskaad | Ð ÑÑ |
12:33.07 | Irskaad | Hi! |
12:34.17 | Imperios | изд |
12:34.22 | Imperios | ÑÑÑ |
12:34.26 | Irskaad | :D |
12:34.37 | Imperios | U imitating me? |
12:34.45 | Irskaad | Yep :D |
12:35.36 | Irskaad | How's everything? |
12:36.36 | Imperios | Fine |
12:37.02 | Irskaad | How's the Radeon? |
12:37.47 | Imperios | Fighting Xhoddies |
12:37.55 | Imperios | and cat dudes |
12:38.18 | Irskaad | :D What about Tertamians? |
12:39.03 | Imperios | Lying dead in their graves |
12:39.48 | Irskaad | :( |
12:42.08 | Imperios | I drew the pic of Radeon female in a battlesuit |
12:42.50 | Imperios | It shows no skin anyway, so do not fear |
12:45.13 | Imperios | Do you want to see? |
12:45.20 | Imperios | it |
12:49.14 | Imperios | Irsk u here |
12:50.37 | Imperios | OrK |
12:50.43 | Imperios | Irskaad |
12:51.52 | Irskaad | Ok, show me |
12:51.57 | Irskaad | (I was at lunch) |
12:53.28 | Irskaad | Gotta go |
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13:16.53 | Wormy | Hello |
13:21.45 | Imperios | Hi Worm |
13:22.57 | Imperios | Do you rememer your Strength blog? |
13:25.54 | Imperios | Wormy |
13:26.09 | Wormy | Yep |
13:26.17 | Imperios | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Wormulon/Comparison_of_physical_strength |
13:26.18 | Wormy | Do you want it updating? |
13:26.20 | Imperios | Kay |
13:26.26 | Imperios | put. |
13:26.46 | Imperios | Radeons on Average or maybe Weak, dunno |
13:26.58 | Imperios | Fyrvrtha on average |
13:27.07 | Imperios | Imperions on Average |
13:27.24 | Imperios | Stalkies on Strong |
13:27.50 | Imperios | and Omnitermines on average or strong |
13:28.35 | Wormy | kk |
13:28.54 | Wormy | I might do some retconning to the blog too |
13:29.50 | Imperios | Radeons endure pain badly, they are slim and not really muscular |
13:30.24 | Imperios | With cybernetics they can be Strong though |
13:36.01 | Imperios | Grimbs are strong, right? |
13:37.35 | Imperios | Wormy |
13:49.19 | Wormy | Incrediubly strong |
13:49.45 | Wormy | They don't lookk it, but A Grimbie could easily snap a Predators arms. |
13:50.41 | Wormy | Their muscular system works very different to most species, this gives them the look of weakness with thin shoulders |
13:51.16 | Wormy | Remember a Grimbolsaurian also has thick Crocoldile-like flesh, claws and large mandibles |
13:51.40 | Wormy | Though, they may not have as fast reflexes as lets say, a human. |
13:52.00 | Wormy | but i'm not sure |
13:53.21 | Wormy | Also, Imperios, what musaic did you use in the Corruptusa scene in Part two of the SporeWiki video? |
13:53.41 | Imperios | Dawn of War |
13:53.45 | Imperios | they arrived |
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13:55.11 | Wormy | cool |
13:55.15 | Wormy | hello! |
13:55.35 | OluapPlayer | Hi |
14:07.26 | Imperios | hi |
14:08.22 | Imperios | I wonder |
14:08.48 | Imperios | what would be SporeWiki creature stats in Wh40000 |
14:12.22 | OluapPlayer | Xhodocto would make the Warp look like a paradise |
14:24.50 | Imperios | yep |
14:26.26 | Imperios | "bbnn |
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14:57.29 | Xho | Wow |
14:57.34 | Xho | IRC's been seriously shit for days now |
14:59.01 | Wormy | i know |
14:59.10 | Wormy | Imperios was just here though |
14:59.28 | Xho | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aaubVlhNK4&list=FL7iXKf0UUX4dV4DiQ3I91kg&index=4&feature=plpp I don't know why but this just makes me rofl everytime |
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15:01.29 | Ghelae | Hello! |
15:03.12 | OluapPlayer | hai Xho and Ghelae |
15:03.19 | Xho | hai |
15:05.43 | Wormy | lol hello |
15:07.35 | OluapPlayer | Hye Wormy, I posted on your strenght blog |
15:08.21 | Wormy | Cool thanks! |
15:09.05 | Wormy | Also, Xho how strong are Manahyans, Kicath, and ZÃ-Jittorám? |
15:09.12 | Wormy | on that blog |
15:09.15 | Xho | Doing it now |
15:09.19 | Xho | But I might as well tell you here |
15:09.34 | Xho | Kicath - on average as strong as a Zazane |
15:09.39 | Xho | Some are stronger |
15:09.42 | Xho | Like Kithworto |
15:09.45 | Xho | And his brothers |
15:09.56 | Xho | Naxridon are marginally weaker than Radeon |
15:10.59 | Xho | Mahanayans - arguably stronger than a Grimb, but they haven't been seen enough to actually know |
15:11.18 | Xho | ZÃ-Jittorám could hurl a Mahanayan about by its head |
15:11.41 | Xho | and the newer Shka'Tun could hurl a ZÃ-Jittorám around by the head |
15:11.55 | OluapPlayer | hur Wranploer must be stronger than ZÃ-Jittorám |
15:11.55 | Wormy | Cool |
15:12.41 | Xho | Wranploer would last against an augmented Shka'Tun though :> |
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15:12.53 | Cyrannian | Rawr |
15:12.54 | OluapPlayer | hai Cyrannian |
15:12.58 | Xho | shuddup waptor |
15:13.08 | OluapPlayer | I c u doing stoof with ze Grox in dat war |
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15:13.35 | OluapPlayer | Wranploer - I don't see how you can be strong, you look like a blue horse thing made of jelly! |
15:13.39 | Cyrannian | Yep indeed, they are up to no good |
15:13.58 | OluapPlayer | btw how big is a Shka'Tun |
15:13.59 | OluapPlayer | ? |
15:14.40 | Xho | Never thought of it |
15:14.46 | Xho | At least 2.9 metres |
15:14.52 | Xho | 2.9 - 5m |
15:14.56 | Xho | Somewhere inbetween |
15:15.00 | Ghelae | Xho doesn't like small things. |
15:15.02 | OluapPlayer | 5m |
15:15.02 | Ghelae | :D |
15:15.04 | OluapPlayer | fuk is dis |
15:15.24 | OluapPlayer | how dey do dis |
15:15.49 | Ghelae | By growing. |
15:15.57 | OluapPlayer | shuddup |
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15:16.05 | Cyrannian | OluapPlayer: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/d/dd/Terror_of_the_Caprigrox.png - I made dis |
15:16.08 | Irskaad | Boo |
15:16.13 | Ghelae | Hello! |
15:16.17 | OluapPlayer | Hi Irsk |
15:16.17 | Irskaad | Hello! |
15:16.23 | OluapPlayer | Cyrannian: I saw it, and I liek |
15:16.34 | Xho | Ah |
15:16.41 | Xho | Base height of a Shka'Tun is 2.69 m |
15:17.02 | Xho | But their race is approximately 4.29 million years old so there is a shit ton of diversity now |
15:17.13 | Xho | Well not really |
15:17.19 | OluapPlayer | hur they almost the same size as the Junction Mind |
15:17.22 | OluapPlayer | copycaaats |
15:17.30 | Xho | There's noticeable differences in different types of Shka'Tun |
15:19.27 | Cyrannian | Forward slash me waves hello. |
15:19.54 | OluapPlayer | no u |
15:19.58 | Wormy | Is it okay if the Mortie gets put just below the ZÃ-Jittorám? |
15:20.14 | Cyrannian | aye |
15:20.29 | Wormy | Because they seem similar in height |
15:20.52 | OluapPlayer | Cyrannian: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/1/1c/Spore_2011-09-06_14-35-08.png I took this in Create Stage |
15:20.57 | OluapPlayer | Creature* |
15:21.14 | Cyrannian | implodes |
15:21.44 | Wormy | I woudn't like to get my arms wrenched by an Orangutan |
15:21.49 | Cyrannian | Oh God that's bad |
15:21.56 | Xho | Angazhar - *Puts that on his mantlepiece* |
15:22.04 | Xho | Angazhar - What win is this shit |
15:22.19 | Cyrannian | lol |
15:22.25 | OluapPlayer | wat |
15:22.43 | OluapPlayer | http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/5/58/Hapi_Peepz.png asdfasdfsadf |
15:23.00 | Xho | Angazhar - Fuck that that's not going on there |
15:23.12 | Xho | Someone should caption that: |
15:23.18 | Xho | "Retard and Friends" |
15:23.34 | Irskaad | Lezia! |
15:23.37 | OluapPlayer | Looney Tunes came to my head whie making this |
15:23.45 | OluapPlayer | while |
15:26.32 | Xho | Angazhar - TELFINNE YOU MAKE ME SICK TO MY ETHEREAL STOMACH *Devours Telfinne's soul* |
15:27.10 | OluapPlayer | Shu - Don't eat her, you'll get crazy as hell! |
15:29.04 | Xho | Angazhar - too late |
15:29.40 | OluapPlayer | Shu - You and your wackjob servants |
15:30.14 | Irskaad | Janzeviz - Angazhar, I thought you were gone! :D |
15:30.18 | Cyrannian | It would be disturbing if Angazhar gained Telfinne's... appendages after eating her. |
15:30.24 | Irskaad | Janzeviz - Thank Kamik you're back! |
15:30.34 | OluapPlayer | olol |
15:30.39 | Ghelae | Cyrannian: That's something Imperios would come up with. |
15:31.11 | Cyrannian | No, this is what Imperios would come with : HUR ANGAZHAR GROWS BEWBS |
15:31.20 | Cyrannian | *come up with |
15:31.24 | OluapPlayer | No, that's me talking |
15:31.51 | Cyrannian | How about this: ''Meanwhile. Angazhar has Telfinnes boobs?'' |
15:32.06 | OluapPlayer | Yes, that's more Imperios-y |
15:32.20 | Xho | Angazhar - *looks down* fuk dis shit |
15:32.35 | Irskaad | Janzeviz - Where were you, Angazhar? |
15:32.41 | Xho | Angazhar - Hm |
15:32.52 | OluapPlayer | http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/0/01/Spore_2011-09-06_16-38-33.png Take a deep breath |
15:33.19 | Xho | Angazhar - *Devours Janzeviz' soul to even out the femininity and masculinity* |
15:33.20 | Irskaad | Poor Janzie |
15:33.40 | OluapPlayer | Shu - u gettin gay son |
15:34.06 | Xho | Angazhar - Well... |
15:34.35 | Xho | Angazhar - Because f**k you that's why |
15:34.46 | OluapPlayer | Shu - u turnin into Dhrazrak |
15:35.13 | Xho | Angazhar - Oh shit *Restores Telfinne and Janzeviz* |
15:35.42 | Cyrannian | Dhrazhak - Yoohoo, Angazhar! Time for shopping! |
15:36.29 | Irskaad | Janzeviz - Master... I worship you forever... |
15:36.32 | Xho | Angazhar - Quiet you *Destroys Dhazhrak* |
15:36.45 | Xho | Yes, Angazhar is powerful enough to destroy other Xhodocto |
15:36.51 | OluapPlayer | Shu - hur fangirl |
15:37.11 | OluapPlayer | Shu - Well I bet I could too, if I could touch them that is |
15:37.23 | Wormy | WTF just happened???? |
15:37.31 | Xho | Brb, gotta try some new jeans |
15:37.34 | Xho | Science happened |
15:37.34 | Wormy | I was about to save my blog |
15:37.51 | Wormy | It asked me to type in the title (despite already having one) |
15:38.00 | Wormy | BNow I have two blogs |
15:38.04 | Xho | dur you duplicated it |
15:38.13 | Wormy | Nope |
15:38.26 | Wormy | Because wikia is crap |
15:39.53 | OluapPlayer | http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/1/1d/Rain.png This is for Angazhar to calm himself |
15:40.39 | Cyrannian | raep faic |
15:40.47 | OluapPlayer | ya mom |
15:40.56 | Cyrannian | no u |
15:42.43 | OluapPlayer | The shit happened to the edit page |
15:43.41 | Xho | In that pic |
15:43.48 | Xho | There are 18 rapist ninjas |
15:44.02 | Xho | Ready to surprise buttsecks dat Drac |
15:44.15 | OluapPlayer | y u want to buttsecks the Drac |
15:44.18 | OluapPlayer | u sik bastard |
15:44.24 | Xho | I don't want to |
15:44.32 | Xho | I didn't say what species dem ninjas were |
15:44.53 | OluapPlayer | I bet they are Kicath ninjas |
15:45.00 | OluapPlayer | Kithwortho is after Koluap |
15:45.05 | OluapPlayer | That damn spiky woman |
15:45.08 | Xho | Kicath Rapist Ninjas |
15:45.09 | Xho | Hmmm |
15:45.11 | Irskaad | I don't see any ninjas anywhere |
15:45.20 | Xho | Exactly |
15:45.27 | Xho | You don't see ninjas do you? |
15:45.38 | Irskaad | Yes, they're physical |
15:45.49 | Xho | facepalms |
15:46.05 | OluapPlayer | You don't know what a ninja is? |
15:46.11 | Xho | And this is why I rarely do jokes |
15:46.25 | Irskaad | Yes it's a Japanese stealth warrior |
15:46.51 | OluapPlayer | Exactly, stealth, you're not supposed to see them |
15:47.00 | Ghelae | And these ninjas are just that stealthy. |
15:47.08 | Irskaad | But I should if I look hard enhough, but in that pic there are none |
15:47.13 | Ghelae | No. |
15:47.19 | Ghelae | They're *that* stealthy. |
15:47.33 | Irskaad | I'll just go with disbelief |
15:47.43 | OluapPlayer | Don't be a partypopper |
15:47.45 | Ghelae | You just underestimate just how stealthy ninjas can be. :P |
15:49.16 | Cyrannian | They were there when the picture was taken, but they were too fast for the camera. |
15:49.27 | Irskaad | No they weren't :P |
15:49.39 | Wormy | Obviously them, you are wrong |
15:49.48 | Wormy | Because you can't see them! |
15:49.49 | Irskaad | I'm not |
15:50.04 | Xho | They're so stealthy they're invisible :L |
15:50.10 | Irskaad | There were none in that pic otherwise I would have spotted them If I looked hard enhough |
15:50.11 | Wormy | booooring |
15:50.20 | OluapPlayer | Stop taking jokes seriously |
15:50.33 | OluapPlayer | That's all I have to say |
15:50.40 | Wormy | Yeah it buzzills them so no one finds them funny |
15:50.42 | Irskaad | I'm a geek, that's why I take them seriously |
15:52.06 | Wormy | No, geeks have geeky jokes |
15:52.12 | Wormy | Watch Big Bang Theory or IT Crowd3 |
15:52.24 | Irskaad | I did |
15:52.33 | Irskaad | Except IT crowd |
15:54.04 | Cyrannian | ''New York policemen and firefighters aren't invited to the 10th anniversary of 9/11 at ground zero. Mayor claims there isn't enough room for them. They weren't invited on that day in 2001 either. They just showed up and did their job. 343 firefighters, 23 NYPD officers, and 37 Port Authority police officers, died that day.'' |
15:54.35 | Xho | trol |
15:54.55 | Xho | Geeky jokes just wanna make you hit them hard |
15:55.17 | OluapPlayer | Xho is the biggest geek in this chat |
15:55.30 | Xho | wtfisdisshit |
15:55.34 | OluapPlayer | hits Xho hard |
15:55.57 | Xho | LOL is that your best shot *Cracked skull, actually thinking WTFCRYFAIC* |
15:56.07 | Wormy | Your a gmod geek Oluap! |
15:56.16 | OluapPlayer | hides |
15:56.50 | Xho | http://www.damnlol.com/give-a-clown-a-blow-job-4074.html lol |
15:57.53 | Xho | http://www.damnlol.com/give-a-clown-a-blow-job-4074.html STERILISATION |
15:58.00 | Irskaad | I'm not clicking anymore damnlol links, they give viruses |
15:58.04 | Xho | wait wrong link |
15:58.10 | Xho | http://www.damnlol.com/give-a-clown-a-blow-job-4074.html |
15:58.13 | Xho | What the fuck |
15:58.19 | Xho | http://www.damnlol.com/gotta-reload-ouch-4084.html |
15:58.35 | Xho | How do they give you viruses? You didn't click on any of the links, did you? |
15:58.49 | Xho | NEVER click the ad links on Damlol |
15:58.57 | Irskaad | I didn't |
15:59.20 | Wormy | I doubt it, my Avast Antivirus has this symbol showungs the ratings of a site and how safe it is. Damnlol is green |
15:59.29 | Irskaad | i DOUBT IT |
15:59.32 | Irskaad | I doubt it |
15:59.43 | OluapPlayer | Never click the ad links on any site |
15:59.55 | Wormy | I don't click on the adds |
15:59.57 | Irskaad | Tuesday you gave me damnlol links, on wednesday my computer frakked up, and I didn't click anything else |
16:00.08 | Xho | laughs at your pain |
16:00.31 | OluapPlayer | harms Xho and laughs at his pain |
16:00.35 | Irskaad | I wish there was a way to ban damnlol links from my IRC chat |
16:00.44 | Xho | ow y u do |
16:00.52 | OluapPlayer | cus im ebul |
16:01.03 | Xho | gets his neighbour's bike chain and wraps it around his fist |
16:01.08 | Xho | OPEN WIDE |
16:01.28 | OluapPlayer | wat |
16:01.57 | Xho | Your mouth |
16:02.01 | Xho | Not there you dumbo |
16:02.26 | OluapPlayer | shakes his head |
16:02.36 | Xho | k |
16:02.44 | OluapPlayer | no u |
16:02.45 | Xho | smacks Oluap |
16:02.50 | OluapPlayer | >:C |
16:02.50 | Xho | Erm... |
16:02.54 | Xho | smacks himself |
16:02.57 | Xho | ded |
16:02.59 | OluapPlayer | Guud |
16:03.25 | Wormy | Irskaad: Look, Antivirus green http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Look_green.png |
16:03.47 | Xho | thinks Irsk clicked a link |
16:03.50 | Wormy | The site is safe, but the pop ups, adds and links might not be |
16:04.06 | Xho | Those ads breathe malwar |
16:04.09 | Xho | *malware |
16:04.12 | Wormy | Actually, I did go on one link and Antivirus gave it a yellow rating |
16:04.14 | Irskaad | Maybe it's because Wormy has Win 7 |
16:04.18 | Irskaad | I only have Vista |
16:04.26 | Wormy | I have Vista |
16:04.37 | Xho | http://www.happyplace.com/4286/brilliantly-sarcastic-responses-to-completely-well-meaning-signs This is brilliant |
16:04.41 | Wormy | Dunno which Windows version |
16:04.43 | Irskaad | Ok, then it's because my computer is fucking crap |
16:05.19 | Xho | Vista? Security = lolwut |
16:05.39 | Wormy | Do you have an antivirus? |
16:05.44 | Irskaad | Yah |
16:05.48 | Wormy | software |
16:06.07 | Irskaad | Yes |
16:06.13 | Irskaad | I have Avast |
16:06.17 | Wormy | I have Avast: Antivirus, Anti-Malwarebytes and Windows security |
16:06.44 | Wormy | My Avast blocks malware |
16:06.48 | Xho | Norton FTW |
16:07.10 | Wormy | I heard that was Shit |
16:07.21 | Xho | Yeah |
16:07.24 | Xho | Sarcasm abound |
16:07.47 | Wormy | Mcafee is the worst |
16:09.28 | Xho | Hm |
16:09.34 | Xho | My dad has it installed on his user |
16:09.52 | Xho | Doesn't do shit really |
16:14.11 | Wormy | test |
16:14.15 | Xho | Hi |
16:14.23 | Xho | Wormy you might regret saying that |
16:14.31 | OluapPlayer | http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/282/2/8/heavy_weapons_president_by_c0dz0r-d30f133.png |
16:14.46 | Xho | FUCK YEA |
16:14.50 | Wormy | good to know i'm alive on the chatroom still |
16:15.15 | Xho | notices that Heavy has a white face but black hands.... |
16:15.32 | OluapPlayer | He is multicolored |
16:15.40 | Xho | vomits rainbows |
16:16.16 | OluapPlayer | You vomit rainbows when you see cute things |
16:16.19 | OluapPlayer | u find hevi cute |
16:16.20 | Wormy | "Christ welcomes you. Gates close at 10Pm" Scroll down a bit http://www.happyplace.com/4042/most-absurd-warnings-and-product-disclaimers |
16:16.38 | Xho | lol |
16:17.24 | OluapPlayer | The hell |
16:17.24 | OluapPlayer | Pool party with no swimming |
16:17.58 | *** join/#sporewiki Imperios (~andrewoga@pppoe.178-66-52-80.dynamic.avangarddsl.ru) |
16:18.00 | Imperios | Hi peepz. |
16:18.08 | OluapPlayer | Hey Imp |
16:18.36 | Imperios | ~seen Siv_Semi_Here |
16:18.42 | infobot | siv_semi_here <4c623a40@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.76.98.58.64> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 2d 50m 49s ago, saying: 'Well then... I have no choice in the matter.'. |
16:18.42 | Imperios | Hi OP |
16:20.47 | Imperios | Peepz |
16:20.54 | Imperios | Can I initiate people to the SWFU? |
16:20.59 | Xho | zpeeP dur |
16:21.02 | Xho | SWFU? |
16:21.08 | Xho | Oh |
16:21.09 | Xho | hur |
16:21.20 | OluapPlayer | wut |
16:21.21 | Imperios | SporeWiki Fiction Universe |
16:21.21 | Xho | I thought it was a new profane phrase |
16:21.25 | OluapPlayer | Oh |
16:21.31 | OluapPlayer | lol |
16:21.46 | OluapPlayer | You should let that to the Fiction Coordinators I guess |
16:21.53 | OluapPlayer | idunno how that works actually |
16:22.20 | Xho | You're one |
16:22.24 | Xho | Aren't you? |
16:22.36 | OluapPlayer | Yeah |
16:22.39 | OluapPlayer | But I barely care |
16:22.56 | Imperios | Basically |
16:23.01 | Imperios | There is one initiation pending |
16:23.11 | Imperios | Can I allow him to enter SWFU? |
16:23.49 | OluapPlayer | Go ahead |
16:25.13 | Wormy | I had to upload this to show you http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:4df11362f3b1d.jpg |
16:25.25 | Wormy | Its from absurd warnings |
16:25.38 | Xho | Lol Hadouken |
16:25.59 | OluapPlayer | Is that guy hadoukening shit into a woman? |
16:26.20 | OluapPlayer | has no hope in humanity anymore |
16:26.20 | Wormy | I think so |
16:26.38 | Wormy | The woman has her hands out wide |
16:27.18 | *** join/#sporewiki Imperios (~andrewoga@pppoe.178-66-52-80.dynamic.avangarddsl.ru) |
16:34.39 | Wormy | .brb |
16:37.26 | Imperios | http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/1/16/IMAG0104-1-1.jpg Just a random drawing of a Radeon female in her battlesuit. |
16:37.52 | Irskaad | Cool |
16:37.53 | Xho | The first thing I see there is regrettable to mention |
16:38.09 | Imperios | What do you mean? |
16:38.12 | Imperios | About my pic? |
16:38.23 | Irskaad | He's talking about the breasts |
16:38.30 | Imperios | Meh, boobz? So? |
16:38.55 | Imperios | What's the problem? Are you the breast-phobe or something? |
16:38.55 | Xho | Oh my god I just heard that music that plays in Spore where tribes send you gifts on TV |
16:39.04 | Xho | No but it's a tad creepy |
16:39.07 | OluapPlayer | Nice drawing |
16:39.12 | Imperios | Thx |
16:39.35 | Imperios | Radeons are meant to be creepy. |
16:39.55 | Xho | Fair enough |
16:40.28 | Imperios | Radeons generally cover their faces with masked helms, they look more intimidating with them. |
16:41.33 | Xho | http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110628140521/spore/images/c/cf/XhodoctoMain.png Did anyone notice this is actually a shapeless Xhodocto |
16:41.33 | Imperios | http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/5/5c/CRE_Artharon-0c91e83e_ful.png A random species |
16:41.54 | Xho | Wouldn't the weight of their torso crush their legs? |
16:41.57 | Imperios | Yep |
16:42.01 | OluapPlayer | xhoddies look dum |
16:42.14 | Imperios | >>Wouldn't the weight of their torso crush their legs? |
16:42.17 | Xho | gets his bike chain again |
16:42.21 | Imperios | Well, they are rather muscular |
16:42.22 | Imperios | meh |
16:42.54 | Imperios | Artharons, a pretty mean species who do not like Radeons. |
16:43.22 | Imperios | Their favourite method of entertainment is hacking Radeon (usually females) into the small bits |
16:43.30 | Imperios | After crucifying them. |
16:43.33 | Imperios | After raping them. |
16:43.37 | Imperios | After starving them. |
16:43.43 | OluapPlayer | btw Imp, Telfinne is in this pic: http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110907152231/spore/images/5/58/Hapi_Peepz.png |
16:43.49 | Imperios | Yep I see |
16:44.16 | Xho | Angazhar - I had nothing to do with this shit |
16:44.45 | Xho | Have you noticed the aliens in that pic seem to be Angazhar's essential targets |
16:44.55 | Imperios | Telfinne? |
16:45.06 | OluapPlayer | Except Gorf |
16:45.15 | OluapPlayer | Gorf and Angazhar are yet to meet |
16:45.16 | Xho | Angazhar has considered devouring Telfinne's soul once or twice |
16:46.04 | OluapPlayer | Even if they did, nothing would happen to Gorf because I wouldn't let you do anything >:c |
16:46.42 | Imperios | Angazhar, once he will look at Telfinne, would be distracted for a second. |
16:46.43 | *** join/#sporewiki Tynorg6Homework (5c08edb2@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.92.8.237.178) |
16:46.48 | Imperios | Then she will flee |
16:47.16 | Xho | Angazhar - *puts puppet strings on Gorf* you mah nu toy son |
16:47.17 | Tynorg6Homework | Hello. Am currently doing homework and after that I will be playing Homeworld. |
16:47.22 | Irskaad | Ok. |
16:47.26 | *** join/#sporewiki LotG (519ae6bf@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.154.230.191) |
16:47.27 | LotG | Hello, people. |
16:47.35 | OluapPlayer | Gorf - *eats Angazhar* no u |
16:47.36 | Irskaad | LotG! |
16:47.39 | OluapPlayer | Hi LotG |
16:48.00 | Imperios | Angazhar - I WILL DESTROY YOU! *looks at Telfinne's boobz* Oh... |
16:48.04 | Imperios | Telfinne - *flees* |
16:48.09 | Imperios | That's why Telfinne is invincible |
16:48.10 | LotG | LOL |
16:48.41 | Xho | Angazhar - Imma give you one hell of a bowel movement, Gorf |
16:48.42 | OluapPlayer | That wouldn't work on Shu |
16:48.54 | OluapPlayer | Shu doesn't have a gender to find boobs attractive |
16:49.14 | OluapPlayer | Gorf - shuddup and be digested |
16:49.42 | Xho | Angazhar - I'm like frickin' paracetamol, once I get in your stomach acids i'll dissolve |
16:49.54 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Pets Angazhar* |
16:50.09 | OluapPlayer | Gorf's insides are probably a strange dimension of ponies and rainbows |
16:50.09 | Xho | Gorf ate Lezia as well? |
16:50.15 | OluapPlayer | Gorf ate everyone |
16:50.27 | Xho | I was thinking about ponies and rainbows when I typed stomach acid :v |
16:50.32 | Xho | HIVEMIND IS REBORN |
16:50.37 | OluapPlayer | YIY |
16:50.38 | OluapPlayer | Wait |
16:50.47 | OluapPlayer | ponies and rainbows = stomach acid |
16:50.51 | OluapPlayer | u sik fuk u |
16:50.57 | Xho | dur |
16:51.12 | Imperios | Playing with BetterSpore is cool |
16:51.19 | Xho | Ah |
16:51.26 | Irskaad | What about WorseSpore? |
16:51.27 | Imperios | Spore Creature Stage becomes like a stealth action. |
16:51.34 | Imperios | wait |
16:51.37 | Imperios | not a BetterSpore |
16:51.39 | Xho | BetterSpore gives your Spore one fuck of a problem |
16:51.42 | Imperios | but a PlatinumSpore |
16:52.18 | Xho | I don't think you can share your creations given some limitations |
16:52.26 | Imperios | PlatinumSpore does not |
16:52.57 | Xho | I had a mod installed to do special stuff on Spore |
16:53.08 | Imperios | Like? |
16:53.09 | Xho | Which was the reason why I couldn't share my creations for like 4/5 months at least |
16:53.13 | Xho | Can't remember |
16:53.19 | Xho | I uninstalled it a while ago |
16:55.36 | Wormy | back |
16:55.37 | Xho | I'm confused still |
16:55.47 | Xho | R17 hated emoticons but he used them himself |
16:55.55 | Xho | SENSE MAKES NOT |
16:56.15 | Wormy | LotG: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:4df11362f3b1d.jpg |
16:56.21 | Wormy | He was an oxymoron |
16:56.42 | Xho | Wormy --> No school --> knows the term Oxymoron |
16:56.48 | Xho | SENSE STILL MAKES NOT |
16:56.55 | Xho | I know you had informal education but still |
16:56.57 | Xho | SENSE STILL MAKES NOT |
16:57.02 | Wormy | I did go to school, just not Seconday school |
16:57.10 | Wormy | (Secondary |
16:57.30 | Xho | I like that word, Oxymoron |
16:57.48 | Xho | Retards would think of it as 'Oxygenated Moron' |
16:57.53 | OluapPlayer | Xho is an Oxymoron |
16:57.58 | Wormy | lol |
16:59.00 | *** join/#sporewiki Imperios (~andrewoga@pppoe.178-66-52-80.dynamic.avangarddsl.ru) |
16:59.48 | *** join/#sporewiki Xho_ (5ac8112a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.200.17.42) |
16:59.53 | Xho_ | Internet u dum |
17:00.05 | Wormy | All the skin is peeling off my sunburn, nasty |
17:00.05 | Xho_ | Last thing I saw was Oluap's remark on me being an Oxymoron |
17:00.23 | Wormy | I've not been sunburned in four or five years |
17:00.34 | Wormy | The chat died |
17:00.52 | OluapPlayer | yus u b |
17:01.01 | OluapPlayer | http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/halolz-dot-com-starcraft2-emperorzerg.jpg |
17:01.19 | Xho_ | Homicidal Maniac who loves kitties? Yes I may very well be |
17:01.33 | Xho_ | lol |
17:04.01 | Wormy | ~seen Sporesauce_95 |
17:04.11 | infobot | sporesauce_95 <53f8e9ad@gateway/web/freenode/ip.83.248.233.173> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 131d 21h 11m 48s ago, saying: 'Read them, and be creepd'. |
17:04.28 | Imperios | ~seen Sauce |
17:04.28 | infobot | sauce <53f8e9ad@gateway/web/freenode/ip.83.248.233.173> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 4d 22h 21m 20s ago, saying: 'I still have 3 years before any work'. |
17:06.11 | Wormy | lol i thought he hadn't been on in ages |
17:06.25 | Wormy | And I just demanded him here |
17:06.32 | Xho | He's cweepy |
17:06.38 | Wormy | Is embarrised |
17:06.48 | Wormy | I suppose |
17:07.06 | Wormy | Like any 4Chann'er |
17:09.56 | Imperios | Meh I visit chans as well |
17:10.13 | Wormy | you cweepy |
17:12.20 | *** join/#sporewiki Imperios (~andrewoga@pppoe.178-66-52-80.dynamic.avangarddsl.ru) |
17:12.21 | Imperios | http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs26/i/2008/039/f/5/Necron_Techpriest_by_Waileem.jpg WUT |
17:13.50 | Wormy | Hey I love this arena battle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9AUhm_hQQ8&feature=related |
17:13.59 | Wormy | From Star Wars |
17:14.05 | Xho | I remember that on TV |
17:14.26 | Wormy | Perhraps we should create an adventure when all the strongest SporeWiki monsters and races fight each other |
17:15.44 | LotG | Zazane |
17:15.51 | Imperios | http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/352/f/b/hot_mechanicus_sex_by_n924-d3565ac.jpg Oh Adeptus Mechanicus are awesome XD |
17:16.27 | Xho | oh god wut |
17:16.31 | Imperios | Seriously |
17:16.32 | Imperios | look |
17:16.33 | Imperios | LotG |
17:16.34 | Imperios | look |
17:16.39 | OluapPlayer | olol |
17:17.56 | Wormy | Goodbye, I'm outa here |
17:21.41 | Xho | Ok now that conversation pic killer is in the past |
17:21.49 | Xho | Wormy should come back... |
17:21.50 | Xho | now |
17:23.17 | Xho | Well that was unexpected |
17:23.36 | *** join/#sporewiki Imperios (~andrewoga@pppoe.178-66-52-80.dynamic.avangarddsl.ru) |
17:24.16 | *** join/#sporewiki Sauce (53f8e9ad@gateway/web/freenode/ip.83.248.233.173) |
17:24.20 | Imperios | Hi Sauce |
17:24.22 | Sauce | Awwwww yeeeAAAAAH |
17:24.30 | OluapPlayer | hi |
17:24.31 | Ghelae | Hello! |
17:24.50 | Sauce | Wait a sec I am going to upload a pic of my new creatures! |
17:24.58 | Ghelae | If you're wondering where Wormy's gone, it seems that Imperios made him leave. |
17:26.01 | Imperios | How your creats look like? |
17:26.25 | Imperios | What have I made? |
17:26.29 | Sauce | They are pink and shaped like beans with feet |
17:28.12 | Sauce | Guys guys I have put up a picture |
17:28.13 | Sauce | http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Sporesauce_95/Hell_Yeah |
17:28.39 | Irskaad | Awesome! |
17:32.00 | Imperios | http://2ch.so/wh/src/1308583669278.jpg SEXY TECHPRIEST?! |
17:32.11 | Imperios | explodes in the volatile burst of heretical energies |
17:32.23 | Sauce | lol |
17:33.22 | Xho | Ok losin' it now |
17:33.39 | Irskaad | makes Xho lose all of it |
17:33.47 | Xho | = =' |
17:34.11 | *** join/#sporewiki Imperios (~andrewoga@pppoe.178-66-52-80.dynamic.avangarddsl.ru) |
17:34.37 | Sauce | Minecraft 1.8 on friday AWWWW YEAAAH |
17:38.05 | Imperios | Meh |
17:44.01 | Xho | ded |
17:44.09 | OluapPlayer | u |
17:44.59 | Xho | no |
17:45.01 | Xho | u |
17:46.38 | *** join/#sporewiki Asdruabel (~andrewoga@pppoe.178-66-52-80.dynamic.avangarddsl.ru) |
17:47.29 | Tynorg6Homework | Some picture this is! http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/trutv.com/graphics/photos/notorious_murders/famous/lord_darnley/marys-execution-200.jpg |
17:47.49 | Tynorg6Homework | The excecution didn't go well. |
17:54.50 | Tynorg6Homework | If anyone is wondering what I'm talking about, it's the excecution of Mary, Queen Of Scots. Also known as 'Bloody Mary'. |
17:55.04 | Sauce | Is it a part of your homework? |
17:55.14 | Tynorg6 | Sauce: Indeed. |
17:55.28 | Sauce | Hmm |
17:55.33 | Tynorg6 | Bu the way, I don't think we've ever met. |
17:55.40 | Tynorg6 | *By |
17:57.00 | Sauce | Yeah I dont think so |
17:57.26 | Sauce | Do you have any fiction on the wiki? |
17:57.59 | Tynorg6 | [[Fiction: Gentra Alliance]] |
17:57.59 | morgothBotPy | Tynorg6 meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:_Gentra_Alliance |
17:58.10 | Tynorg6 | Sauce: There. |
17:58.17 | Xho | y u no expand |
17:58.18 | Xho | dam u |
17:58.40 | Tynorg6 | Xho: What? |
17:59.00 | Xho | You haven't edited it since August 20 |
17:59.02 | Xho | edit dam u |
17:59.37 | OluapPlayer | sez who |
17:59.47 | Tynorg6 | I've been busy with other stuff. And how do you know that? |
17:59.56 | Sauce | Wtf, the Miki are hideous lol |
17:59.56 | Xho | I looked on Article History |
18:00.15 | Xho | Oh god |
18:00.28 | Xho | Sauce you just had to say that so I would look |
18:00.31 | Sauce | Pretty good page tho Tynorg |
18:00.51 | Sauce | HAndheld fireballs:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flYwA9qCNQA&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL&has_verified=1 |
18:02.25 | Tynorg6 | I'm going to play Homeworld in a bit. |
18:02.49 | Sauce | okay |
18:03.28 | Tynorg6 | Not right now, just in a little while. |
18:05.15 | *** join/#sporewiki Asdruabel (~andrewoga@pppoe.178-66-52-80.dynamic.avangarddsl.ru) |
18:05.16 | Sauce | brb gonna do some dishes |
18:06.56 | Xho | Nom |
18:07.07 | Xho | What's everybody's favorite fruit? |
18:07.50 | OluapPlayer | Apple |
18:07.54 | Irskaad | N/A |
18:08.02 | OluapPlayer | It's the only fruit I like |
18:08.12 | Xho | Irsk: You don't like fruit? |
18:08.17 | OluapPlayer | eats a Mac |
18:08.48 | Tynorg6 | My sister has a cat, therefore she is a witch. |
18:08.57 | Irskaad | Nope Xho |
18:09.12 | Xho | I have two. So I am a super-wizard? |
18:09.38 | Xho | Mine is Mango |
18:09.43 | Xho | Nom nom nom nom nom |
18:10.12 | Tynorg6 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjeqRHdBwkY (Proving my logic.) |
18:14.44 | Tynorg6 | Well? |
18:19.29 | Asdruabel | I once had a dog. |
18:19.33 | Asdruabel | I was a WITCH HUNTER |
18:19.36 | Asdruabel | BURN BURN BURN |
18:19.40 | Asdruabel | ORDO HERETICUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS |
18:20.52 | *** join/#sporewiki Wormy (519c558d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.156.85.141) |
18:21.16 | Wormy | Aww did Xho have to go? |
18:23.40 | *** join/#sporewiki Asdruabel (~andrewoga@pppoe.178-66-52-80.dynamic.avangarddsl.ru) |
18:25.52 | *** join/#sporewiki Xho (5ac81106@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.200.17.6) |
18:25.59 | Xho | Dum conekshun |
18:27.13 | OluapPlayer | u dum |
18:27.21 | Xho | Probably |
18:27.41 | Xho | I think I found my favourite scale on guitar |
18:28.17 | Xho | Diminished 7th |
18:28.32 | Irskaad | What about strengthened 7th? |
18:28.43 | Xho | Irsk that seriously wasn't funny |
18:29.10 | Irskaad | Why? :( |
18:29.20 | Xho | Because it just wasn't |
18:34.20 | Wormy | 11th foot found in Canada http://edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/americas/09/01/canada.severed.foot/index.html?iref=obinsiteDon%27t |
18:36.03 | Wormy | mythical creatures from Japan http://www.cnngo.com/tokyo/visit/freaky-field-guide-tokyos-10-weirdest-mythical-creatures-690991?page=0,0 |
18:37.15 | Tynorg6 | Going to play Homewolrd now. |
18:37.26 | Tynorg6 | Damn, I did it again! |
18:37.36 | Tynorg6 | *Homeworld |
18:37.44 | Tynorg6 | That's better. |
18:38.53 | Xho | Maneki Neko |
18:38.54 | Xho | BEAST |
18:39.38 | Wormy | I like the Dream Eater |
18:39.53 | OluapPlayer | Shu copycat |
18:40.01 | *** join/#sporewiki Asdruabel (~andrewoga@pppoe.178-66-52-80.dynamic.avangarddsl.ru) |
18:40.06 | Wormy | The man with 150 children http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/06/health/06donor.html?_r=4&ref=health |
18:41.13 | Xho | Needs me to login |
18:41.56 | Wormy | odd |
18:43.52 | Irskaad | http://irskaad.deviantart.com/art/7th-of-the-9th-257247435?q=gallery%3Airskaad&qo=0 New pic |
18:45.59 | Irskaad | Lol LotG faved it at a very fast speed |
18:46.25 | OluapPlayer | Good picture, bad idea. Things like this should be left behind imo. |
18:46.45 | Irskaad | Heh I had an idea and I put it as art |
18:47.19 | OluapPlayer | Now everytime you and him look at the picture, you'll be reminded of the event |
18:47.23 | Xho | I don't drink champagne Irsk |
18:47.39 | Irskaad | Lol it was a metaphor |
18:47.44 | OluapPlayer | forces Xho to drink champagne |
18:47.48 | OluapPlayer | do it faget |
18:47.54 | Xho | no u |
18:47.58 | Irskaad | no u |
18:48.06 | OluapPlayer | yes me |
18:48.12 | Xho | gets the champagne bottle and smashes it |
18:48.16 | Xho | DRINK THIS BIATCH |
18:48.27 | OluapPlayer | ssss |
18:48.39 | Xho | Irsk how heavy are Asgord? |
18:49.19 | Irskaad | 90 Kg average |
18:49.22 | Irskaad | touches a Shu'olerthae |
18:49.26 | OluapPlayer | dey fat |
18:49.28 | Xho | Hm |
18:49.33 | Xho | That's heavier than me |
18:49.33 | OluapPlayer | *Irsk dies* |
18:49.39 | Xho | And i'm pretty heavy |
18:49.48 | OluapPlayer | xho fat |
18:50.08 | Xho | no u *crams McDonalds down Oluap's throat* |
18:50.49 | OluapPlayer | spits the toy bonus and smacks Xho with it |
18:51.00 | Xho | butbutbut |
18:51.04 | Irskaad | Lol you gave him happy meals? |
18:51.06 | Xho | i paid dat happy meel 4 u |
18:51.11 | OluapPlayer | Bet you didn't expected that |
18:51.21 | OluapPlayer | hapi mew |
18:52.14 | Xho | mew? Y U EET CATS DAM U |
18:52.50 | Xho | Irsk you spelled remember wrong in the deviation again |
18:52.58 | Irskaad | Damn |
18:53.22 | *** join/#sporewiki Asdruabel (~andrewoga@pppoe.178-66-52-80.dynamic.avangarddsl.ru) |
18:53.24 | Irskaad | Irsk y u no spell remember right |
18:53.28 | Wormy | I used to say Rerember a lot |
18:53.52 | Xho | dur u asian |
18:53.55 | Xho | rerember |
18:54.01 | Xho | Wow that's me being racist there |
18:54.03 | OluapPlayer | This is my opinion on this cat eating thing: http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/196/5/9/trollgineer_in_hd_by_oluap_player-d3rhh12.png |
18:54.10 | OluapPlayer | RASSSSSSSSISSST |
18:54.21 | Irskaad | Lol, I heard a chinese store owner say "Tleze" instead of "Treze" (13) |
18:54.28 | Wormy | This isn't a place for the PC brigade so don;t worry |
18:54.34 | OluapPlayer | Stereotype right there |
18:55.26 | Xho | My friend said this: "LOL white girl said that all black people are lazy.Wait a minute if we are so lazy why did you need us as your slaves!" |
18:57.08 | LotG | LOL |
18:57.10 | Wormy | white people are oxymorons then |
18:57.38 | Xho | That's hypocritical you mean |
18:57.48 | Wormy | yes |
18:58.05 | Xho | "The typical Draconis displays an IQ of around 135 which indicates high degrees of intelligence and problem-solving ability." Hmmm... |
18:58.24 | Xho | 135 is high but it doesn't prove much |
18:58.30 | Asdruabel | OP |
18:58.32 | Wormy | my IQ is 88 :P |
18:58.44 | Irskaad | No way wormy, yours is 150 or something |
18:58.47 | Xho | 88? |
18:59.02 | Xho | That, by the chart means u dum |
18:59.04 | Xho | But you're not so |
18:59.07 | Xho | Fail Logic |
18:59.12 | Wormy | Nope, its 88 because I'm bad at mahs ad most of the questions were mathematical |
18:59.17 | Xho | Oh right |
18:59.21 | Xho | Mine's 143 |
18:59.23 | Xho | :P |
18:59.23 | Asdruabel | Look OluapPlayer |
18:59.24 | Asdruabel | http://1d4chan.org/images/0/00/Angryhammer.png |
18:59.27 | Asdruabel | Meh |
18:59.32 | Irskaad | IQ test y u emphasize on math |
18:59.36 | Asdruabel | Mine is 130-something |
18:59.41 | Asdruabel | do not really remember |
18:59.45 | Irskaad | Awesome Impy! |
18:59.50 | Irskaad | Mine is 120 |
18:59.53 | Xho | But i'm too lazy to apply it so screw this shit |
18:59.54 | Wormy | 70 is borderline intelligence so I don't get it |
19:00.04 | Asdruabel | <80 = You are dumb |
19:00.09 | Asdruabel | >120 = You are smart |
19:00.14 | Asdruabel | 80 - 20 - you're okay |
19:00.19 | OluapPlayer | Asdruabel: Win |
19:00.21 | Asdruabel | *80-120 |
19:00.26 | Wormy | It did take me years longer than most people to tie my shoe laces |
19:00.39 | Xho | Same |
19:00.48 | Irskaad | I don't tie shoelaces |
19:00.53 | Xho | I was about 11 until I learnt how to tie my shoe laces |
19:00.56 | Irskaad | I wear shoes without them |
19:01.10 | Wormy | I was about to say, does your mummy do it for you? |
19:01.11 | Xho | When I learnt it I was LIKE A BAWSS |
19:01.42 | LotG | I still don't do shoe laces. I wear slip-ons or straps. |
19:02.07 | Xho | udumlazippl |
19:02.30 | Wormy | I have a lot of knowledge, good memory etc. but I'm not very good with practical problem solving or maths so thats why I have a low IQ. |
19:02.48 | Wormy | But IQ only measures one type of intelligence |
19:04.21 | Xho | I think IQ more or less shows ability to do stuff rather than explain knowledge |
19:04.51 | Asdruabel | >> did take me years longer than most people to tie my shoe laces |
19:04.52 | Asdruabel | Same |
19:05.07 | Wormy | No I was like 11/12 |
19:05.28 | Wormy | Most 6 year olds have learned it |
19:05.47 | LotG | My mate is currently playing Black Ops, and he's acting like an Angry Marine, except he's still shit. |
19:05.53 | Irskaad | XD |
19:05.58 | Xho | Black Ops dum |
19:06.01 | Xho | u dum |
19:06.13 | OluapPlayer | boff of u dum |
19:06.19 | Xho | no u dum dum |
19:06.26 | OluapPlayer | ya moms dum |
19:06.37 | Xho | no u |
19:06.50 | *** part/#sporewiki Asdruabel (~andrewoga@pppoe.178-66-52-80.dynamic.avangarddsl.ru) |
19:08.51 | Xho | no uuu |
19:09.10 | Irskaad | Meeeeeeeeeeeeeep |
19:09.38 | Xho | tapes Irsk's mouth |
19:10.03 | Irskaad | *Acts like a Metro Police, talking like him* |
19:11.37 | Irskaad | *Muffled, he tries to get it off* <<Dammit>> |
19:14.34 | OluapPlayer | hur bored |
19:14.43 | Irskaad | hur more bored |
19:15.18 | OluapPlayer | I got nothing to edit and I don't feel like playing anything |
19:15.18 | LotG | hur hur more bored |
19:15.29 | Irskaad | LotG!~ |
19:19.46 | Irskaad | Lezia - Can I pet you? |
19:20.32 | OluapPlayer | Everyone - NO |
19:20.45 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Pets everyone anyways* |
19:20.51 | LotG | Trollface - Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe |
19:21.01 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Pets the trollface* |
19:21.05 | OluapPlayer | What would General Lezia do if she met Diplomat Lezia? |
19:21.18 | Irskaad | Try to kill her |
19:21.35 | OluapPlayer | GLezia - FUCKING DIE |
19:21.43 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Pets her* |
19:21.43 | OluapPlayer | DLezia - Silly, I'm descended! |
19:21.47 | OluapPlayer | GLezia - BOLLOCKS |
19:22.00 | Irskaad | Gen Lezia - *Kills her over and over, and she revives over and over* |
19:22.04 | Irskaad | Gen Lezia - WTF |
19:22.28 | OluapPlayer | Oh I just had an idea |
19:23.18 | OluapPlayer | Irsk, remember that thing we talked about Mahedore? |
19:23.39 | Irskaad | Which thing? The quest for Atiemus? |
19:23.44 | OluapPlayer | Yeah |
19:24.16 | OluapPlayer | We should have Mahedore and Gen Lezia meet in that |
19:24.24 | Irskaad | XD That would be cool |
19:24.24 | OluapPlayer | It would be lulzly |
19:26.20 | OluapPlayer | Do the inhabitants of the galaxy know about Mahedore? |
19:26.44 | Irskaad | Only few do, and they're from the KGGC and the Major 4 |
19:27.07 | OluapPlayer | "oshi it's the Allmind" |
19:27.13 | OluapPlayer | "can I pet him?" |
19:27.17 | Irskaad | XD |
19:27.32 | Xho | Angazhar - Dude if you get pet i'll fucking burn you up |
19:28.25 | Irskaad | Mahedore - Want me to blow up the Galaxy again? |
19:28.42 | Xho | Angazhar - I'll blow you up |
19:29.04 | OluapPlayer | Also, when will we start this? |
19:29.09 | Irskaad | Mahedore - Meh *Goes back to his ship* |
19:29.26 | Xho | Mahedore really doesn't know what he'd get into would he |
19:29.41 | Irskaad | He doesn't know the Xhodocto |
19:29.55 | LotG | Mordati would be showing the Xhodocto the respect they deserve. |
19:30.12 | OluapPlayer | AC - My god you're a fanboy |
19:30.46 | Xho | I think you'd have to be really quite dumb to not know what a Xhodocto is |
19:30.56 | Irskaad | Mahedore never saw one |
19:30.59 | Xho | Mahedore can have mind power over a galaxy |
19:31.07 | Xho | But he doesn't know what a Xhodocto is |
19:31.15 | Irskaad | Nope |
19:31.18 | OluapPlayer | Shu'wokerama would have explained it to him by now |
19:31.24 | Xho | The universe was almost destroyed 1.48 billion years ago |
19:31.30 | Xho | And Mahedore didn't know |
19:31.35 | Xho | WHAT WAS HE SMOKING |
19:31.36 | Irskaad | Olol |
19:31.40 | OluapPlayer | Junction - Meh to you |
19:31.43 | Ghelae | Maybe Mahedore was just never paying attention. |
19:31.52 | Ghelae | I'm sure the destruction of the universe isn't *that* noticable... |
19:31.53 | Wormy | Time to get a Pizza brb |
19:32.07 | Irskaad | Mahedore doesn't believe in the supernatural as well, that's the explanation |
19:32.42 | Irskaad | He thinks everything has an equation |
19:32.43 | Ghelae | He still believes in Shu'wokerama and whatever else in the Corruptus he's had contact with. |
19:33.02 | Irskaad | XD But he thinks they're somehow logical |
19:33.02 | LotG | Mahedore - I'm hungry....*goes to get a pizza while the Universe is near destruction* |
19:33.09 | Ghelae | If he doesn't believe them to be supernatural, he can believe in the Xhodocto but believe them to be mundane, yet still more powerful than him. |
19:33.43 | Ghelae | LotG: Yeah, that's probably what happened. |
19:33.43 | Irskaad | In fact he thinks Shu'ulathoi > Angazhar |
19:33.43 | Ghelae | That makes sense, then. |
19:33.49 | LotG | Angazhar > Mahedore |
19:33.55 | OluapPlayer | Shu - Heheheheh *Angazhar looks at him* DON'T HURT ME |
19:34.01 | Ghelae | LotG: But he thinks otherwise. |
19:34.09 | Xho | Angazhar - >:::C |
19:34.19 | Irskaad | He thinks Mahedore = Angazhar |
19:35.08 | Ghelae | And, by extension, Xhodocto < Mahedore and therefore not worth knowing about? |
19:35.13 | Irskaad | XD |
19:35.30 | Irskaad | He thinks Xhodocto = Shu'wokerama |
19:36.23 | OluapPlayer | Shu'wokerama - You're supposed to see me as the highest! |
19:36.39 | Irskaad | Mahedore - I do. |
19:37.04 | LotG | Mordati - Want me to kill him, Master? |
19:37.19 | Ghelae | Apalos - Are you sure that Mahedore isn't a native Krawite? He seems to have the same amount of common sense as one. |
19:37.23 | OluapPlayer | Shu'wokerama - *glares at Mordati* |
19:37.30 | LotG | Mordati - Guess not.... |
19:37.36 | *** join/#sporewiki Xho_ (5ac81106@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.200.17.6) |
19:37.37 | Xho_ | So yeah |
19:37.42 | Xho_ | On the Chaos Energy scale |
19:37.45 | Xho_ | If Shu was 1 |
19:37.45 | OluapPlayer | Eek two of them |
19:37.49 | Xho_ | Angazhar would be 441000 |
19:37.53 | OluapPlayer | no u |
19:37.57 | Irskaad | Sskaa Akvii - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK |
19:38.00 | Xho_ | And Mahedore would be like... |
19:38.02 | OluapPlayer | u made that up now |
19:38.11 | Xho_ | No I had some calculations |
19:38.15 | Xho_ | But that was months ago |
19:38.24 | Xho_ | Oh yeah I remember |
19:38.30 | OluapPlayer | Shu - We were supposed to be next in power, the hell is this crap |
19:39.13 | *** join/#sporewiki Tynorg6Waiting (5c08edb2@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.92.8.237.178) |
19:39.28 | Xho_ | Chaos scale was based on the Index |
19:39.30 | Irskaad | Mahedore - Xhodocto are pawns compared to you, all-mighty Shu'wokerama... |
19:39.47 | Xho_ | Chaos index = |
19:39.48 | Xho_ | Angazhar was 21^18 and Shu was 21^16 on the descension index |
19:39.55 | Xho_ | Actually Angazhar is |
19:39.58 | OluapPlayer | Shu'wokerama - Respect the superiors! |
19:40.04 | Xho_ | (21^18)*1000 |
19:40.10 | Xho_ | It was - |
19:40.11 | Irskaad | Mahedore - Yes, respect Shu'ulathoi... |
19:40.24 | Xho_ | ~(21^18)*1000/21^16 |
19:40.24 | infobot | 349 |
19:40.33 | Xho_ | Infobot dum |
19:40.33 | Xho_ | Well that wasn't right |
19:40.41 | Xho_ | Calculator says 441,000 |
19:40.45 | Ghelae | Maybe you need to use more brackets. |
19:40.54 | Tynorg6Waiting | Angazhar wins the decension index rating! |
19:40.56 | Xho_ | Yeah probably |
19:41.01 | Ghelae | ~((21^18)*1000)/(21^16) |
19:41.01 | infobot | 1400 |
19:41.03 | Tynorg6Waiting | Hello, in other words. |
19:41.12 | Xho_ | So Angazhar's Chaos Energy index = 441,000 * Shu |
19:41.19 | OluapPlayer | Draguros - lul angazhars dum |
19:41.23 | Ghelae | doesn't think he can really add any more meaningful brackets to that |
19:41.24 | Xho_ | Angazhar - |
19:41.42 | Ghelae | ~((21^18)*1000) |
19:41.42 | infobot | 7000 |
19:41.49 | Ghelae | Hmm. There's your problem. |
19:41.56 | OluapPlayer | Draguros - lul faceless |
19:41.58 | Ghelae | She's an easily-confused bot. |
19:42.03 | Ghelae | ~21^18 |
19:42.03 | infobot | 7 |
19:42.12 | Ghelae | *There* is your problem. |
19:42.26 | Xho_ | Draguros - 9,261,000 * Angazhar |
19:42.34 | Irskaad | How can 21 and 18 somehow end up with 7? |
19:42.44 | OluapPlayer | The magic of math |
19:42.55 | Wormy | oh please don't |
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21:26.09 | LotG | ~Jaffa cake |
21:26.30 | Wormy | you may nbot be able to but them but you can make them http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/homemadejaffacakes_91480 |
21:26.38 | Wormy | *buy |
21:27.02 | Catface | I would fly to the UK just to try some Jaffa cakes. |
21:27.40 | Wormy | Go to the fishNchippe while your at it |
21:27.47 | Catface | Then go right back to the states. |
21:27.49 | Catface | Okay |
21:28.21 | Wormy | Well, I went all the way to Spain to lob tomatoes at people... |
21:28.54 | Catface | Was it fun? |
21:29.10 | Wormy | Yes, I went to the Tomatina festivel |
21:29.21 | Wormy | You get crushed though |
21:29.34 | Wormy | 40,000+ in a few streets |
21:30.12 | Wormy | Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtA8zS3nlrc&feature=player_embedded |
21:30.30 | Wormy | Some people do get injured, my arm almost broke |
21:31.11 | LotG | Which one of them is you? |
21:31.19 | Wormy | People first chuck wine and water then strucks come through the cvrowd (!), I don't know how exactly |
21:31.29 | Catface | Rocky Mountain oysters |
21:31.35 | Wormy | I will be in one of the Tomatina videos somewhere |
21:31.49 | Wormy | The camewra stared me in the face at one point |
21:32.05 | Catface | Do you know what Rocky Mountain oysters are Wormy? |
21:32.28 | Wormy | First someone has to climb up a greasy pole to get a ham, a gunshot is fired and the tomato fight bgins |
21:32.35 | Wormy | Nope, never heard of it |
21:32.55 | Catface | Rocky Mountain oysters are bull testicles used as food. |
21:33.28 | Wormy | Yes thanks |
21:34.14 | Catface | It's only mental disgust. |
21:35.46 | Catface | Just like eatting young children. |
21:37.19 | Wormy | people eat foetesses |
21:38.11 | Catface | Nom |
21:40.10 | Wormy | I'm looking for myself in tomatina vids, if I think what I'm seeing is me I'll show |
21:40.43 | Wormy | Needle in haystack though |
21:41.14 | Wormy | Make sure you go to it one day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd3n5NGoxE8 |
21:44.43 | Wormy | test |
21:45.01 | Wormy | Lol I got Really pissed afterwards3 |
21:45.31 | Wormy | I had a litre of beer and because I had not eaten/drunnch much else I was so drunk |
21:45.43 | LotG | 3 again... |
21:49.04 | LotG | And lol. Wormy got drunk XD |
21:49.38 | Wormy | Some people were pissed before the festivel |
21:49.45 | Catface | I like my liver. |
21:49.47 | LotG | LOL |
21:50.20 | Wormy | they regenerate |
21:51.27 | Wormy | This poor Japanese lady got squashed and she was screaming and screaming |
21:51.38 | Wormy | so yeah you can get very hurt |
21:53.36 | Wormy | but thats whats fun about it |
21:54.01 | Wormy | In Italy, there is an orange lobbing festivel which this is tame in comparison |
21:55.06 | LotG | LOL |
21:55.14 | LotG | Poor lady |
21:56.20 | Wormy | Loads of ambulances afterwards and three people got arrested. But this guy said this year was tame compared to previous ones |
21:56.32 | LotG | First tomotoes, next thing....bulls. |
21:56.40 | Wormy | The Bull run |
21:56.59 | Wormy | The Health and Safety Dogooders killed stuff like this in the UK |
21:57.31 | Wormy | In Spain, the attitude is that if you get hurt, its your fault for coming. In the UK people moan to the state |
21:57.42 | Wormy | And they are terrified of it |
21:58.03 | Wormy | Though, there is the Cheese rolling thing |
21:58.13 | Wormy | I heard it got banned |
21:58.27 | Wormy | Fucking dogooders |
21:58.48 | LotG | Yeah |
21:58.50 | LotG | I hate them |
21:58.57 | LotG | They know how to ruin a good time |
21:59.14 | Wormy | There is a thing near where I live where a huge leather ball is kicked about the town ad 10,000 people join in |
21:59.27 | LotG | LOL |
21:59.38 | Wormy | If I was to bring back hanging |
21:59.55 | Wormy | I would hang the PC brigade of wankers |
22:00.20 | Catface | One eye'd wankers/ |
22:00.21 | Wormy | The Elitest people who run this country and don't give a shit |
22:00.29 | LotG | http://vegankid.solidaritydesign.net/2007/07/18/the-oppressed-will-eventually-fight-back/ I dunno why dogooders would ban this... |
22:00.38 | Wormy | And the dogooders |
22:01.09 | LotG | If you were to hang all dogooders, it would also include five year olds taught to believe how happy and safe the world is. |
22:01.12 | Wormy | Around my town ever crack in the ground in painted an ugly orange in case I trip up and hurt my toe |
22:01.30 | Wormy | its stoopid |
22:01.54 | Wormy | Well yes, children a brought up without any knowledge of danger |
22:02.19 | Wormy | So they end up doing stupid things with their time like rioting or plancking |
22:02.34 | Wormy | While in Spain |
22:02.50 | Wormy | People let off steam in things like the tomato fight |
22:03.15 | Wormy | I was not happy on my return from Spain, I ranted about it for all to see http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Wormulon/Wormulon%27s_Blog_II_%26_Q/A |
22:03.28 | Wormy | top comment |
22:04.18 | Wormy | Though Spain has some funny laws |
22:04.30 | Wormy | Everyone is too scared to cross a red light |
22:04.38 | Wormy | (pedetrians) |
22:04.49 | Wormy | Pedestrians |
22:05.12 | Wormy | And sometimes you get timed in shops. |
22:05.24 | Daaxri | Timed? As in? |
22:05.30 | Wormy | Though the guy wanted his siesta |
22:05.47 | Wormy | It was early afternoon |
22:06.05 | Wormy | In Spain when it gets too hot shops shut and people sleep (siesta) |
22:06.14 | Wormy | Dunno if they do this in Portugal |
22:06.20 | Wormy | Do they? |
22:06.28 | Daaxri | Shops often close during lunch times |
22:06.37 | Wormy | probably siesta |
22:06.46 | Wormy | hottest time of the day |
22:07.35 | Daaxri | In Portugal though, many pedestrian people cross the red lights, my mom does it, I don't |
22:10.33 | LotG | The bull run in Spain may certainly kill a Zazane or two if they are caught in the rampage. |
22:10.57 | Daaxri | Lol Zazzies are no longer so tough |
22:11.52 | LotG | Well you try going up against a wall of 20 bulls. |
22:11.58 | Wormy | Bulls are big animals |
22:12.11 | Wormy | Lol that reminded me of something I saw |
22:12.34 | LotG | Zazane are two metres tall and are quite tough, but still a wall of bulls will kill most things. |
22:12.49 | Wormy | I was walking, I looked in the next field and this old couple entered a Bulls field, the husband was all "Yeah lets go in" but the Wife was unsure |
22:13.08 | Wormy | Then the Bull chased them around |
22:13.11 | Wormy | XD |
22:13.13 | LotG | LOL |
22:13.22 | *** join/#sporewiki SupcommMonroee (43b748c7@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.67.183.72.199) |
22:13.26 | LotG | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27nH6VyAmgk&feature=relmfu Oh my god... |
22:13.27 | Wormy | Hello |
22:13.28 | SupcommMonroee | Hi |
22:15.02 | LotG | Oh turns out nobody died |
22:15.09 | SupcommMonroee | Aww |
22:15.11 | Wormy | I hate horses |
22:15.18 | SupcommMonroee | It looks like a donkey |
22:17.17 | LotG | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s89_p4n98d4&feature=relmfu |
22:17.45 | SupcommMonroee | What is your obsession with horses? |
22:17.52 | Wormy | Panda wants jacket for himself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r06d6AbMwg&feature=fvst |
22:18.38 | SupcommMonroee | Pandas and horses |
22:19.04 | Catface | http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/ |
22:21.27 | Wormy | You don't have to accept friendship... |
22:21.49 | SupcommMonroee | Fayul |
22:22.21 | Wormy | BTW, I found this picture amusing enough to upload http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:4df11362f3b1d.jpg |
22:22.33 | Wormy | Its from a site called Absurd warning signs |
22:23.16 | Wormy | Oluap has now hope for humanity after seeing that |
22:23.25 | SupcommMonroee | http://sporefanfic.wikia.com/wiki/User:SupcommMonroee |
22:23.30 | SupcommMonroee | I maed gentleman llama |
22:25.45 | LotG | Fun Fact: A Zazane's horns will not stop growing. |
22:26.02 | LotG | They will continuously grow until death. |
22:26.11 | Daaxri | Damn, how large will they get? |
22:26.39 | LotG | The oldest Zazane have horns taht are as long as a human person. |
22:27.04 | Daaxri | Damn *Lezia pets the horns* |
22:27.34 | Catface | Sounds wrong |
22:27.40 | Catface | very wrong |
22:27.44 | Wormy | I'm guessing ceilings have to be accomated for |
22:27.47 | Wormy | lol indeed |
22:27.54 | Wormy | *accomadated |
22:28.16 | LotG | Well, you rarely see a Zazane pass the age of 250. |
22:28.25 | LotG | Because they would've died in battle by then. |
22:28.30 | LotG | Mostly. |
22:28.48 | LotG | But some Zazane are lucky enough to live for 400 years. |
22:29.05 | Catface | I'm playing as the Maratha Confederacy in Empire Total War. |
22:30.11 | Daaxri | takes a Zazane and puts him in his house so he can live until he dies of age |
22:30.38 | Daaxri | Catface: Never heard of it |
22:31.12 | LotG | Thats considered capture to a Zazane. He'd just activate the organic bag of poison that grows next to his heart to kill himself. |
22:31.32 | Catface | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maratha_Empire |
22:31.48 | Daaxri | removes it by surgery after kocking him out cold |
22:31.53 | Daaxri | knocking* |
22:32.13 | Daaxri | Cool, catface |
22:32.26 | Wormy | How? |
22:32.50 | Wormy | You are a puny, lanky human rodent compared to a Zazane |
22:33.00 | Daaxri | I'm TDP on sporewiki |
22:33.10 | Catface | On sporewiki |
22:33.11 | Daaxri | Thus I'm an immortal ascendis |
22:33.13 | LotG | Not even elephant tranquiliser can knock out a Zazane. |
22:33.29 | LotG | Anyway gtg, bedtime for me. |
22:33.33 | Catface | k |
22:33.36 | Daaxri | Bye :( |
22:33.40 | Catface | Grab it by the horns! |
22:33.44 | Wormy | An immortal ascendis will have better things to do with his time |
22:34.05 | Catface | Like buying me games on steam. |
22:34.13 | Daaxri | Lol |
22:34.22 | Daaxri | TDP acts like human me |
22:37.52 | Wormy | SupcommMonroe: Dinoman82 and Cyrannian may write something in part 4 http://sporefanfic.wikia.com/wiki/War_of_the_Aperture |
22:39.16 | Wormy | Also, have you considered talking to everyone on the wiki about extending page width? |
22:43.42 | SupcommMonroee | Ohai |
22:44.52 | SupcommMonroee | You mean ectending page width through coding? |
22:44.57 | SupcommMonroee | extending* |
22:50.00 | Wormy | Yeah that |
22:50.11 | Wormy | Not through coding yourself |
22:50.14 | SupcommMonroee | Eh, well, I'm no coder.. |
22:50.15 | SupcommMonroee | Oh |
22:50.17 | Wormy | Wikia does it for you! |
22:50.22 | Catface | Good time http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khmer_Rouge_rule_of_Cambodia |
22:50.35 | SupcommMonroee | If they do that, then why the hell did they put in the fixed width?!?!! |
22:50.42 | Wormy | The wiki would lose its article count however |
22:50.51 | SupcommMonroee | Why is that? |
22:50.53 | SupcommMonroee | That makes no sense |
22:51.03 | Wormy | The sidebar is what counts the pages |
22:51.13 | SupcommMonroee | That's dumb |
22:51.19 | Wormy | If you have the sidebar removed |
22:51.20 | SupcommMonroee | Just count the damn pages |
22:51.39 | Wormy | The namespace becomes a custom one |
22:51.55 | Wormy | SporeWiki used to have 8 thousand + articles |
22:52.05 | Wormy | Counting all the namespaces like fiction |
22:52.23 | Wormy | But we turned that into a custom namespace |
22:52.39 | SupcommMonroee | Cool |
22:52.51 | Wormy | And yes, I think the sidebar and new wiki skin wikia implemented is dumb3 |
22:53.33 | Wormy | Just go to Special Contact and request it. They will email you or another person back maybe |
22:53.50 | SupcommMonroee | Wikia is full of idiots |
22:53.51 | Wormy | Probably Uberfuzzy |
22:54.06 | Wormy | is the person to contact |
22:54.12 | SupcommMonroee | Ok |
22:56.01 | SupcommMonroee | Oh, and go ahead with adding to the crossover |
22:56.42 | Wormy | i'll tell them you lot are ready |
22:56.57 | SupcommMonroee | 'Kay |
23:01.17 | *** join/#sporewiki esha (6d90dc32@gateway/web/freenode/ip.109.144.220.50) |
23:01.26 | Daaxri | Eshie! |
23:01.29 | SupcommMonroee | Hai granddaughter |
23:01.44 | esha | hai grandpapa :D |
23:01.50 | esha | hey Daaxri |
23:02.01 | Catface | Can I be creepy grandpapa? |
23:02.16 | esha | ooooh defo we need a creepy grandpapa in the family |
23:02.40 | esha | in what way are you creepy, Catface |
23:02.59 | SupcommMonroee | Catface is my bro, now? |
23:03.05 | SupcommMonroee | Wormy, go make a family tree |
23:03.19 | esha | are u the kind of grandpapa that makes us feel uncomfortable wearing a skirt? or just... ya know... creepy in general |
23:03.33 | Catface | granddaughter get my wallet from my back pocket. |
23:03.39 | esha | LOL! |
23:03.42 | Catface | I'm so old and weak. |
23:03.44 | SupcommMonroee | lul |
23:03.48 | SupcommMonroee | I'LL DO IT |
23:04.01 | esha | this has taken an even creepier turn lol! |
23:04.04 | Catface | Why thank you sonny. |
23:04.12 | SupcommMonroee | I'm your older brother |
23:04.17 | esha | my 2 granpapas! in eachothers back pockets! |
23:04.31 | Wormy | Esha! |
23:04.31 | SupcommMonroee | That sounds like some yaoi |
23:04.43 | esha | Wormy |
23:04.48 | esha | :D |
23:04.55 | Wormy | How is my darling wife? |
23:05.19 | esha | i am great my darling hubby, did i mention i got one in the oven? |
23:05.24 | esha | again ! |
23:05.27 | Catface | My old boney finger. |
23:05.41 | SupcommMonroee | Is it a lesbian |
23:05.55 | esha | i dont know, get wormy to ask my tummy |
23:06.14 | SupcommMonroee | Wormy, ask her tummy if the oven is a lesbian |
23:06.22 | Wormy | Asks |
23:06.31 | SupcommMonroee | I'm old and senile, bitches |
23:06.38 | Wormy | It said no:P |
23:06.54 | SupcommMonroee | What now? |
23:06.57 | SupcommMonroee | CREAMED CORN? |
23:08.20 | Catface | Change my nappy |
23:08.30 | SupcommMonroee | I have napalm |
23:08.36 | SupcommMonroee | You can wear that? |
23:08.53 | Wormy | Looks like Catface is the new babby |
23:08.59 | Catface | clean my body granddaughter. |
23:09.23 | esha | asks wormy for advice |
23:09.47 | Catface | Granddaughter T_T |
23:09.47 | esha | should i? is he really incapable or just pervy on his young blonde grandaughter |
23:10.08 | Catface | I bought your first car! |
23:10.14 | Wormy | Just make him wear trunks |
23:10.16 | Catface | You can clean me. |
23:10.16 | esha | true |
23:10.21 | SupcommMonroee | It was a Ford Fiesta |
23:10.21 | esha | cringes |
23:10.25 | esha | gets sponge |
23:10.29 | SupcommMonroee | The one I bought was a Lambo, I swear! |
23:10.34 | SupcommMonroee | I JUST CRASHED IT DAMMIT |
23:10.37 | Wormy | And a tin bath lolz |
23:11.01 | esha | okay |
23:11.10 | esha | hands wormy a sponge |
23:11.16 | esha | u do SupcommMonroee, i do Catface |
23:11.26 | Catface | You do it. |
23:11.41 | Catface | pervy smile. |
23:11.55 | esha | cries self hating tears |
23:11.55 | SupcommMonroee | I'm sorry, I don't need my grandson-in-law to be my bodyservant |
23:12.01 | SupcommMonroee | I just want another lambo made of cream corn\ |
23:12.03 | esha | wahes |
23:12.03 | esha | washes* |
23:12.16 | Wormy | Gets the soap |
23:12.21 | Catface | Wash me up real good. |
23:12.31 | esha | how about a gerbil in a tube? |
23:12.37 | Wormy | Cleans behind the ears |
23:12.42 | esha | lol Wormy |
23:12.53 | SupcommMonroee | IT BUURRRRRNSSSS |
23:12.58 | Irskaad | cleans the rear |
23:12.58 | Catface | mmmmm |
23:13.05 | Wormy | No, its non-tear shampoo |
23:13.17 | esha | lol Irsk!!!! |
23:13.21 | Irskaad | XD |
23:13.36 | Wormy | ^ look at his faic |
23:13.45 | Catface | I enjoy that. |
23:13.59 | Catface | Clean me more around that area. |
23:14.03 | esha | throws sponge in dramatic way |
23:14.14 | Wormy | Foam fight! |
23:14.17 | Catface | This is getting too wired. |
23:14.31 | esha | enters wet t shirt contest |
23:14.38 | Irskaad | keeps cleaning |
23:14.40 | esha | as she is the only one with boobies |
23:14.41 | SupcommMonroee | What is this I don't even |
23:15.45 | esha | creepy grandpa likes it |
23:16.20 | Catface | I am a clown |
23:17.13 | esha | i am a tree |
23:17.38 | Irskaad | I am a dragon |
23:17.43 | Wormy | i am a pie |
23:18.11 | Catface | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJNV4FMpGh8 |
23:18.40 | Wormy | How comes esha has parents and I don't, I must be an orphan :( |
23:19.13 | SupcommMonroee | Catface is your grandfather, this is all incest |
23:19.23 | Wormy | oh goodie |
23:19.27 | esha | ~Catface |
23:19.28 | infobot | [catface] LotG's, Tech's, and Esha's creepy granfather who enjoys being washed behing the ears, and rear. hey, that almost rhymed!!!! :D |
23:19.32 | Catface | Your parents are busy fighting from the Khmer Rouge. |
23:19.47 | SupcommMonroee | This makes sense |
23:20.07 | esha | I'll be your mother wormy |
23:20.46 | Catface | This is getting scary. |
23:20.53 | esha | :D |
23:21.06 | Wormy | My wife/mum! |
23:21.13 | esha | yarrrp! |
23:21.23 | esha | strangely attracted to her grandfather |
23:21.37 | Wormy | Whats this called? Edapus complex or something |
23:21.50 | Catface | I don't like this anymore... |
23:21.51 | esha | why is Irskaad not family yet???? |
23:22.07 | Catface | It scares me. |
23:22.08 | Irskaad | I don't want to marry anyone |
23:22.17 | Wormy | btw, do you like epic music Esha? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rym69Q_pHgg |
23:22.25 | esha | soothes catface with rear washing |
23:22.25 | Irskaad | PS: Wormz come on private chat |
23:22.38 | esha | just listen now baby |
23:23.53 | esha | i feel like i should be in an xbox |
23:24.14 | Wormy | lol |
23:24.28 | Wormy | I listen to epic mujsic when I writew fiction |
23:25.14 | SupcommMonroee | Me tew |
23:25.42 | esha | i can see how it helps |
23:26.05 | Catface | Pink Floyd. |
23:26.08 | esha | english is the only subject at schoolio i was ever good at, i love writing |
23:26.36 | Wormy | sometimes I listen to ambient music as well |
23:26.38 | SupcommMonroee | Y English-speaking nations need English classes? |
23:26.45 | Irskaad | Lol |
23:26.52 | Wormy | Funny thing |
23:27.09 | Wormy | Many kids go to college in England who can't read or write properly |
23:27.10 | esha | isnt ambient slightly depressing though |
23:27.22 | Wormy | can be, depends on the theme |
23:27.29 | esha | yarp, u should tell LotG that |
23:27.40 | esha | he thinks he wont get anywhere just because he isnt good at maths |
23:28.01 | SupcommMonroee | Naw, Wormy's a genius |
23:28.09 | Wormy | Mu Iq is 88 :P |
23:28.19 | esha | SupcommMonroee: english in these schools arent just about the language |
23:28.21 | SupcommMonroee | How d'you know this? |
23:28.26 | Wormy | THats borderline intelligence |
23:28.33 | SupcommMonroee | I noes Esha |
23:28.37 | Wormy | stoopid test is stoopid |
23:28.44 | esha | soz Grandpapa xxx |
23:28.58 | Wormy | It just means I'm bad at Iq tests however |
23:29.10 | esha | omg my iq test thought i was a vegetable |
23:29.18 | esha | im sure is easy to believe for u lot lol! |
23:29.31 | Wormy | I struggle with maths like LotG, I have discalculia and I want to become a scientist |
23:29.32 | esha | but the questions are rather weird |
23:30.15 | SupcommMonroee | Discalculia? |
23:30.23 | Irskaad | Wormy, y u no pay attention to private chat |
23:30.27 | Wormy | Trouble is, I have one year to het a higher maths thing to get into university and I'm still stook with 6 year old maths |
23:30.36 | esha | really? |
23:31.10 | Wormy | So, although I am good at science it feels like this wall is ahead of all my plans |
23:31.11 | SupcommMonroee | Well, Wormy, we could just team up. I'm pretty good at math, and you're good at physics |
23:31.15 | esha | i dont even see why maths is needed nowadays, just knowing how to use a calculator is basically what u need! |
23:31.23 | Wormy | indeed |
23:31.32 | Wormy | I can't even use a calculiator though :P |
23:31.47 | Irskaad | wat |
23:32.23 | esha | only just saw what u said before, Wormy, i think thats really sad |
23:32.30 | Wormy | my hair literally falls out and I onced collapsed very quickly in intense concentration during maths (might have something else though), no joke. I am very good at creativity, philosophy, and science, as well as direction however. Otherwise it feels like the numbers get scrambled in my head or go to the wrong places or I struggle to even understand the question. |
23:33.00 | SupcommMonroee | Well, I can help. We can be like Siskel and Ebert |
23:33.02 | Wormy | I might not have discalculia but I think I do |
23:33.45 | Wormy | Lol, the other day I tried to work ot how long ago was 1970 and I calculated it to be 60 years ago, thats how messed up my maths is. |
23:33.53 | esha | the thing is, we are given specific talents for a reason. i dont see why university/college courses ask u to have specific GCSEs or talents which have nothing to do with what course u r hoping to take |
23:33.54 | SupcommMonroee | Ehhh |
23:33.56 | Irskaad | We're in 2030 |
23:34.02 | Irskaad | XD |
23:34.21 | Wormy | I don't struggle with dates Irsk |
23:34.22 | SupcommMonroee | I can still help |
23:34.34 | esha | true, u lot should team up |
23:34.35 | SupcommMonroee | Let me do the geometries, algebras, calculi, etc. |
23:34.44 | esha | a force to be reckoned with, methinks |
23:34.56 | SupcommMonroee | I'm a much better grammar nazi, though |
23:35.27 | Wormy | I'm a British English snob :P. |
23:35.42 | Wormy | When it comes to type of English |
23:35.45 | SupcommMonroee | YALOLOLOL |
23:35.55 | SupcommMonroee | I say petrol, and I spell colour |
23:35.56 | esha | why do all american programmes portray us to have accents like the queen? its weird |
23:35.59 | Wormy | civilisation instead of civilization |
23:36.02 | Irskaad | I have no idea what accent I have |
23:36.02 | esha | nobody i know speaks like that |
23:36.11 | Wormy | Stereotypes |
23:36.26 | Wormy | Every city has a diffferent accent |
23:36.31 | esha | yarp! |
23:36.45 | SupcommMonroee | Jeremy Clarkson has a good accent. He should be the stereotype |
23:36.46 | esha | i grew up in bristol, tooootally different accent to where i live now |
23:38.00 | esha | i find it strange how all the cities etc in england have different accents, but other countries like china, and romania etc - all have the same acent wherever they live in the country |
23:38.02 | Wormy | Different voices across England http://www.bl.uk/learning/langlit/sounds/regional-voices/lexical-variation/ |
23:38.15 | SupcommMonroee | English are cool |
23:38.24 | Wormy | Perhaps they do have accents but we are not used to picking them out? |
23:38.48 | esha | i guess so, i just am going by what i have seen in life and on tv etc |
23:39.08 | Wormy | Stereotypes are rife :P |
23:39.08 | SupcommMonroee | Actually, there are a few Japanese accents |
23:39.09 | esha | where u from hubby? |
23:39.15 | esha | really SupcommMonroee |
23:39.29 | SupcommMonroee | Hard to distinguish, Esha |
23:39.38 | SupcommMonroee | But they're there |
23:40.06 | esha | i will have to listen harder, i have never noticed. what part of England are you from Wormy |
23:40.15 | Wormy | Derbyshire |
23:40.21 | esha | ah okay |
23:40.33 | Wormy | I love the Peak District |
23:40.45 | esha | never been, but heard of it |
23:41.10 | Wormy | Derbyshire was once rated the third most scenic county in England |
23:41.23 | esha | thats so cool |
23:41.32 | esha | im in Hastings now |
23:41.34 | esha | :( |
23:41.41 | SupcommMonroee | Derbyshire sounds cool |
23:41.55 | Wormy | Winalots Pass http://www.mynationalparks.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/peak_district_cottages_mnppd1.jpg |
23:41.59 | Irskaad | Is London the most scenic county? |
23:42.01 | SupcommMonroee | I live near Seattle. It always rains |
23:42.05 | SupcommMonroee | And it's always cold |
23:42.16 | esha | ive always wanted to visit seattle!!! |
23:42.22 | Wormy | Thors Cave http://s0.geograph.org.uk/geophotos/01/52/09/1520901_616a277d.jpg |
23:42.24 | esha | and new york, obviously, lol |
23:42.41 | SupcommMonroee | Oh cool cave |
23:42.43 | Wormy | Goyt valley http://www.photo-zen.com/derbyshire-peak-district-16.html |
23:42.53 | SupcommMonroee | Well, Esha, let me spin you a tale of some rainy city of suicides |
23:43.08 | esha | Wormy: thats so pretty |
23:43.12 | esha | and okay SupcommMonroee |
23:43.18 | Wormy | Irskaad: Dorset and Devon beat Derbyshire |
23:43.22 | SupcommMonroee | It pours all the time. There are lots of hills. The markets smell strongly of fish. There are many art centers. |
23:43.25 | Wormy | But because of the Jurassic Coast |
23:43.34 | Irskaad | Damn, where was London in, 4th? |
23:43.50 | Wormy | This was a scale of NATURAL scenery |
23:43.53 | esha | Wormy - i was supposed to be going to Dorset next week but refused. |
23:44.03 | Wormy | Aww how come? |
23:44.16 | Wormy | Its beautiful there but the tourits ruin it |
23:44.29 | SupcommMonroee | I don't like toursits |
23:44.32 | SupcommMonroee | Tourists* |
23:44.40 | Wormy | I know someone who went there who saw "hundreds of glowwoorms" |
23:44.46 | Wormy | Glowworms |
23:44.47 | SupcommMonroee | BAHAHAHA |
23:44.52 | esha | SupcommMonroee: doesnt sound so bad, like england, without the art centres lol. Wormy, i dont know where anything is so i was scared lol |
23:44.53 | SupcommMonroee | Good thing that Seattle has no tourism |
23:45.17 | esha | all i have heard about Dorset is swans.... |
23:45.32 | esha | what the frig is a glow worm? |
23:46.04 | SupcommMonroee | A glowing worm, granddaughter |
23:46.13 | esha | is enlightened |
23:46.18 | Wormy | Behold http://www.nicksspiders.com/insects/glowworm11.jpg |
23:46.32 | Irskaad | Wormy, private chat |
23:46.34 | Wormy | http://www.nicksspiders.com/insects/lampyridae.htm |
23:46.45 | esha | preeeetty |
23:46.50 | SupcommMonroee | AI TOLD YOO |
23:47.03 | esha | thank you, grandpapa and hubby |
23:47.45 | Wormy | Theres a distribution map if you wish to sek them. http://www.glowworms.org.uk/GBmap06small.png |
23:48.12 | SupcommMonroee | Someone took the time out of their day to make a glowworm distribution map... what the hell... |
23:48.15 | esha | thats so weird, so are they just like, normal worms - that glow? |
23:48.36 | esha | as in, do the birds, u know |
23:48.42 | esha | still EAT them |
23:49.02 | Wormy | They are actually beetles. I don't theink birds eat them as the glow shows they are toxic |
23:49.14 | esha | beetles!!!! |
23:49.21 | esha | thats so weird!!!! |
23:49.30 | Wormy | They are dying out sadly |
23:49.40 | SupcommMonroee | But they're all over...? |
23:49.43 | Wormy | In this country |
23:49.50 | esha | ahh baby u should change your name to GloWormy |
23:50.20 | Wormy | Thanks to monocultured farming, roads and artificial light, they species struggles because its pathways were broken up |
23:50.24 | esha | in honour of the glow worms |
23:50.27 | Wormy | so they stay in one location only |
23:51.45 | esha | love it! xxx |
23:51.46 | GloWormy | I'd love to see this in the forest http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foxfire_(bioluminescence) |
23:52.05 | GloWormy | It would look like Pandora on Earth |
23:52.30 | SupcommMonroee | Yay kitty porn |
23:52.52 | Irskaad | Wormy, private chat |
23:53.05 | esha | meow |
23:53.56 | esha | okay, gotta go |
23:54.01 | Irskaad | Bye! |
23:54.33 | SupcommMonroee | Bai |
23:55.07 | esha | bye!!! xxxxxxxxxxx |
23:55.17 | esha | GloWormy: !!!! |
23:55.35 | esha | your wife is leaving say bye at least! |
23:56.20 | esha | ah jeez! bye Irskaad and Grandpapa - love u both xxxx |
23:57.02 | GloWormy | Irskaad this your fault! |
23:58.00 | Irskaad | Why? |
23:58.27 | GloWormy | you distracted me and I coudn't say bye to my wife and now she might split up! |
23:58.34 | Irskaad | Lol |
23:58.54 | GloWormy | Where did Catface go??????????????????? |
23:59.34 | Irskaad | Bye, it's late |