IRC log for #sporewiki on 20110831

00:00.58LotGSomebody invite me to a chat or something?
00:47.46*** join/#sporewiki Catface (46f36d6e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.70.243.109.110)
00:48.30CatfaceHail from Stoneholm!
00:50.46Technobliteratorhiya
00:50.50LotGHello!
00:50.51Technobliteratorme & Oluap are on DoW 2
00:51.01LotGI am thinking of Fantasyverse Zazane.
00:51.13LotGWhat culture do you think they would have there? As in, what real world culture should their culture be based on?
00:51.49CatfaceChina
00:52.23LotGReally?
00:53.20CatfaceOr middle eastern
00:53.25CatfaceSure
00:53.43LotGlol I couldn't imagine Middle Eastern Zazane.
00:54.20Catfacelawl
00:54.25CatfaceNative American?
00:54.40CatfaceNo
00:54.43CatfaceThats worse
00:55.18CatfaceUm...China seems like the best bet so far to me.
00:55.34LotGHmm, China is a good option.
00:56.06Technobliteratormongolia?
00:56.26TechnobliteratorJapan?
00:56.49LotGI was thinking either Japanese, Chinese or Viking.
00:57.11CatfaceI like Chinese.
01:00.07CatfaceOr Aztec
01:01.01Catfacehttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/Codex_Magliabechiano_%28141_cropped%29.jpg
01:02.17LotGHehehe lol no, but nice suggestion. I wanna make these Zazane more benevolent.
01:02.37CatfaceWhai?
01:03.28CatfaceWhat about http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_Cambodia
01:03.39LotGWell, they'll still be violent war-loving honourable bastards.
01:05.53LotGGotta admit, Zazane would probably build something like Bayon.
01:06.01CatfaceHmm, well then China seems the best bet.
01:06.57LotGSuppose it is. I wonder what the warriors would look like...
01:07.23CatfaceZananes with armor and weapons.
01:08.46LotG....
01:08.58LotGI meant what sorta armour style they'd wear.
01:09.40TybusenI'mma back
01:10.19TybusenWho missed me? :P
01:11.06LotGChinese warriors look kinda...weak.
01:11.47Catfacehttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a5/MilitaryCostumeEmperorKienLong1736-1796.jpg
01:12.00TybusenI have Chinese heritage >:(
01:12.13Catfacehttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/ChineseSoldierByWilliamAlexander1793.JPG
01:12.50LotGOh sorry
01:13.16TybusenIt's fine Japan was always better anyways ^^
01:13.27LotGYeah Chinese armour doesn't look too strong. Japanese armour, however....
01:13.50CatfaceKhmer http://topicstock.pantip.com/chalermthai/topicstock/A3103406/A3103406-61.jpg
01:14.28LotGWeapon looks okay, but still not big on the armour.
01:16.50CatfaceChinese again http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Chinese_Armor_1.JPG/450px-Chinese_Armor_1.JPG
01:17.41LotGNow THAT
01:17.48LotGTHAT is impressive armour.
01:17.56TybusenThat actually looks pretty awesome
01:19.11LotGI could imagine a Zazane commander wearing that/.
01:19.49TybusenTIAF soldiers wouldn't wear something like that
01:20.09TybusenThey are minimalist in terms of armor design
01:20.10LotGI meant Fantasyverse Zazane -_-
01:20.50TybusenOh
01:20.56Catfacehttp://getasword.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Roman-Legionary-with-Lorica-Segmentata.jpg
01:20.59TybusenFail on my part :P
01:21.32OluapPlayerI'm back
01:22.10CatfaceOttoman armor is nicehttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Ottoman_Mamluk_horseman_circa_1550.jpg
01:22.12TybusenHi
01:22.14Catfacehttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Ottoman_Mamluk_horseman_circa_1550.jpg
01:22.17CatfaceHai
01:22.23CatfaceI missed you.
01:24.49LotGSamurai armour is epic, but these guys are China-based.
01:26.14TybusenI always imagine Zazane with samurai swords
01:26.32LotGHehe because they are honour warriors
01:28.42LotGHeh, should the Fantasyverse Zazane have rifles or something?
01:29.06TybusenAre they like the Space Zazane?
01:30.11LotGThey are honour based and religious, so kinda.
01:30.27OluapPlayerI think rifles may make them too overpowered
01:30.38TybusenRifles aren't very honorable weapons :ap
01:30.43Tybusen*:P
01:30.49CatfaceMuskets
01:30.56LotGMuskets?
01:31.10TybusenOld guns
01:31.15LotGOh yeah I meant those
01:31.20CatfaceHand cannon http://etc.usf.edu/clipart/14200/14263/hand-cannon_14263_md.gif
01:31.35LotGLOL
01:31.45LotGOld fashioned rocket launcher
01:31.57CatfaceThey could be also used as clubs.
01:32.56CatfaceCrossbow http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossbow
01:33.40CatfaceThe pope banned them for being too evil of a weapon.
01:33.50LotGhehehehe
01:34.14LotGSpartans considered bows and arrows cowardly
01:34.42TybusenThey preferred kicking them into bottomless holes :P
01:35.20CatfaceThough in reality archers give a huge advantage on the battlefield.
01:35.38LotGYeah they do, along with muskets
01:35.44TybusenEver heard of a ballista?
01:35.49CatfaceYes
01:35.54LotGBallista? Maybe
01:36.06LotGOh those!
01:36.11LotGYeah I know them.
01:36.11CatfaceBig crossbow
01:36.11TybusenPractically bow and arrow on steroids
01:36.23CatfaceThat too.
01:36.34LotGI prefer catapults.
01:36.56CatfaceTrebuchets are better
01:36.59TybusenIf I had to choose, I'd take a ballista
01:37.31LotGhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bIwRZ5iX9Y I could so imagine a Zazane doing this.
01:37.39CatfaceThe trebuchet was still used with gunpowder.
01:38.26LotGAh yeah I meant trebuchet
01:38.31LotGI just call them catapaults.
01:38.38TybusenBallista didn't need gunpowder
01:38.54TybusenJust as deadly to primitive armor
01:39.26LotGAs is a musket
01:40.05CatfaceUnless its raining.
01:40.06TybusenBallista kills hundreds of unprotected soldiers in ten seconds
01:40.44CatfaceNor did trebuchets but they was used to destroy city walls.
01:40.58TybusenPractically the precursor to carpet bombing
01:42.42LotGHehehehe I like carpet bombing
01:42.44TybusenKilled the soldiers inside so that you wouldn't have to collapse the walls to get to them
01:43.15Catfacehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fougasse_%28weapon%29
01:47.21LotGFantasyverse Zazane warriors could possibly use a ranged weapon as a melee weapon if desperate.
01:48.06TybusenZazane - *Picks up a trebuchet and smashes enemy soldiers with it*
01:48.30LotGlol not weapons like trebuchet.
01:48.53LotGWeapons like crossbows and muskets.
01:50.12TybusenI'd say melee is more "honorable" than ranged weapons
01:50.31LotGIt is, but it always helps to have ranged weapons handy.
01:51.29TybusenThe TIAF cares nothing about honor in war, other than no avoidable civilian death
01:51.48CatfaceThe Tralor code of honor is somewhat alien.
01:52.13LotGWhat is the Tralor code of honour?
01:52.36Tybusen"Honor" is only observed in small group things
01:53.10TybusenLike dueling or low-level politics :P
01:53.28LotGhahahaha
01:54.14CatfaceThey think that it is better to kill POW than to keep them so they don't live with the fact they failed their leaders.
01:54.18OluapPlayerLotG, you are using Xho's Hachiman in the fictionverse, right?
01:54.26LotGYeah I am.
01:54.36LotGXho gimme permission.
01:54.40OluapPlayerAlright
01:54.52LotGThat's what Zazane do. They don't even take prisoners.
01:54.54TybusenLorrelas, for example, wouldn't really be that honorable in a big battle, but in a duel, he is very honorable
01:55.14TybusenTIAF takes prisoners, definitely
01:55.30LotGTo a Zazane, taking prisoners is like making them suffer.
01:55.38OluapPlayerDracs only take prisioners if they want to interrogate them
01:55.41LotGAnd suffering is not humane or honourable.
01:55.47OluapPlayerOtherwise they just kill everyone
01:56.14TybusenPrison conditions are actually not that bad in the TIAF
01:56.32CatfaceThe Tralor also kill civilians so they can scare an empire into submission.
01:56.37OluapPlayerDracs don't have prisons
01:56.46OluapPlayerSince they murder all criminals they find
01:57.00OluapPlayerAnd crime is an alien concept for them anyway
01:57.03TybusenTIAF is disgusted by civilian death
01:57.40TybusenAnd crime is dealt with by trials
01:57.52CatfaceNote http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Great_Cyrannus_War/Year_Two#Genocide_on_Eirinnia
01:57.59TybusenNo death penalties though
01:58.05LotGCrime in Zazane is punishable either by death or exile.
01:58.08CatfaceThe ULE legal system is fair.
01:58.17CatfaceAnd the punishment depends.
01:58.33LotGIf you are exiled, you are given a mark of shame brandished onto your forehead and deprived of the title of Zazane.
01:58.34OluapPlayerIn the Drac Empire, any crime = death
01:58.43TybusenWorst TIAF punishment is probably life in prison
01:58.55OluapPlayerUnless the criminal is a member of an allied empire
01:59.04CatfacePetty theift you will just spend a few years in a dirty prision but for something like mass murder you get the saw.
01:59.13TybusenLuc: Though if they're not Zazane... Then what are they?
01:59.15OluapPlayerThen the criminal is sent to his home empire to be punished by their own laws
01:59.47TybusenThe TIAF deports foreign criminals
02:00.00CatfaceWell sawinf is more like friendly fire or treason http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Cranach.JPG
02:00.43LotGTybusen: They call them and themselves "Loka", which means "Exile" in Zazane.
02:01.11CatfacePunishment for petting in the ULE http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_boiling
02:01.30OluapPlayerAvexia survived that it seems
02:01.30TybusenDo Zazane get angry if they decide to join some other nation after exile?
02:02.03LotGZazane get pretty pissed if Loka join other nations or form their own empires, yes.
02:02.31TybusenI'm sure some Loka would've joined the TIAF
02:02.33OluapPlayerExiled Empire? My body cannot take the high amounts of HERESY
02:02.53CatfaceShe didn't face it yet.
02:03.03LotGMost members of the Brood are exiled empires that have been welcomed back.
02:03.05CatfaceLuckly little bugger.
02:03.27OluapPlayerLotG: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:MiniHachiman.png
02:03.53LotGHowever, Bodei Zazane are not exiles of the Zazane Empire, they are the rebels of the Yundei Zazane who are exiles and rebels of the Zazane Empire.
02:04.05LotGThanks OP
02:04.52OluapPlayerNo prob
02:05.13Tybusen...Bodei...? Yundei...?
02:05.40LotGBodei = Blue Diplomat Zazane, Yundei = Worst than normal Zazane
02:06.00OluapPlayerBlue?
02:06.08LotGYeah, blue.
02:06.14OluapPlayerBorealis Zazane - Our territory has been invaded!
02:06.19LotGHahahaha
02:07.06TybusenI'm starting to wonder whether I'm stretching the TIAF to thin
02:07.09Tybusen*too
02:07.55CatfaceIn Tralor culture it is important for prisoners to get a last meal before getting exicuted.
02:08.09LotGAre these last meals well cooked?
02:09.00Tybusen"Here's a nice, hot meal. Oh yeah, and right afterwards you'll die. ^^"
02:09.14CatfaceThese meals are whatever the prisoner wants.
02:09.39OluapPlayerPrisioner - I want your emperor's head cooked on a stick!
02:09.42OluapPlayerAoblix - oshi
02:09.46LotGlol
02:10.02CatfaceWell you know what I mean.
02:11.39LotGZazane will always feast before a battle.
02:11.55OluapPlayernom nom nom kill kill kill nom nom nom
02:12.17LotGTo boost their spirits and increase their physical health.
02:12.37LotGSometimes though, Zazane will feast on the enemy's dead soldiers.
02:12.44OluapPlayerYum
02:12.49CatfaceMost of the time it is something like 12 steaks of some kind of animal and a few jugs of Lanat brew which is pure alcohol.
02:13.02CatfaceLast meals that is
02:13.11LotGhehehehe
02:13.15LotGSounds nice
02:13.31TybusenThe TIAF soldiers usually eat a little more sensible
02:13.59OluapPlayerDracs love a good meat
02:14.34TybusenSince there's so many TIAF species, there's a lot of different stuffs
02:14.38LotGHowever, Zazane would not live long enough to see the last meal. See, they have a special organ next to their heart than will release poison when the Zazane wants it to.
02:15.03CatfaceTralor need to eat alot.
02:15.06TybusenSuicide pills for free! :D
02:15.24LotGZazane find that being captured means they've failed their ruler/rulers and thus upon being captured commit suicide by doing this.
02:15.29TybusenTIAF species don't need as much maintenance.
02:15.43OluapPlayer"they've failed their ruler/rulers"
02:15.48OluapPlayerWE HAV FEHLED DE EMPRA
02:16.18LotGlol
02:16.45TybusenThe TIAF just fight to the death to avoid the problem of imprisonment :P
02:17.17Catfacehttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OZeQ1PcjeuI/SwdoAAoGAsI/AAAAAAAACWQ/Vl6XiKaGXCA/s1600/Cajun+Garlic+Shrimps-P.jpg
02:17.42LotGYour choice of last meal?
02:17.49CatfaceNo
02:17.54CatfaceJust some shrimp
02:18.07LotGOh
02:18.09TybusenShrimp is good
02:18.09LotGOkay
02:18.18CatfaceYesh
02:18.34LotGI prefer prawns
02:19.33CatfaceCuttlefish
02:20.22LotGThis is what some Zazane like to eat the meat of [[Creature:Koda]]
02:20.22morgothBotPyLotG meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Koda
02:21.28LotGZazane warriors will paint each other with the blood of Koda to show they have trust in each other.
02:21.47LotGZazane females will also do this with their male partners.
02:23.11LotGTyraz has painted all his warriors with Koda blood.
02:23.27TybusenOh great... Now I'm picturing the Zazane as Na'vi
02:24.01LotGNo, its not like that.
02:24.05CatfaceHur
02:24.14CatfaceLet me paint you, love.
02:24.32OluapPlayerlul
02:24.39LotGSee they use the sharp edge of their claws to paint. So when they paint with Koda blood, it mixes with Zazane blood.
02:25.00LotGAnd thus they believe that they will get the strength of the mighty Koda.
02:25.14OluapPlayer"Stop stabbing me damn you!"
02:25.39LotGThe areas that are usually painted are the forehead and chest.
02:29.18LotGWhat do Tralor do to express trust?
02:31.18CatfaceThe most common way is that they drink a cup of ceremonial wine with a drop of each others blood.
02:31.37LotGHehehehe
02:31.52LotGEasy way to catch STDs.
02:32.01LotGBut that is a good way to express it.
02:32.47CatfaceIf a Tralor had an STD it would show all over.
02:33.09CatfaceBut in modern times there is no such thing.
02:33.34LotGZazane once suffered a very dangerous STD that wiped a majority of their race.
02:33.41TybusenHIV must've always been a nasty little bugger before
02:33.50CatfaceEven in pre-modern times it was extreamly rare and most of the time the infected was exilded or killed.
02:34.20LotGSee, this Zazane STD was not physically noticeable and was very easy to catch.
02:34.46LotGLuckily only very few Zazane have this, and it often kills them off within a week.
02:36.59CatfaceThere was once a deadly disease that would cause the Tralors eyes to rot out of their sockets and intestines to slide out.
02:37.09LotGThey called this "Zazanarchii", meaning "Warrior's Death".
02:37.15LotGOuch
02:37.53CatfaceIt wiped out an entire city of 10,000 in three weeks.
02:38.04LotGOh wow
02:38.27LotGThats a lot of intestines to clear up.
02:38.47CatfaceYes
02:39.22CatfaceThey just shot millions of fire arrows at the city from a mountain.
02:39.46LotGFire arrows? So this took place before space age?
02:39.51CatfaceYes
02:39.56LotGAh right
02:40.50CatfaceAfter that the disease was very rare.
02:41.30CatfaceTurns out that its rapid spread was its down fall.
02:41.38LotGHehehehe
02:42.30CatfaceThough on the other colonies there is a disease that turns Tralor into zombies.
02:42.40LotG.....
02:43.19CatfaceYesh/
02:43.33LotGZazane would just blaze the planet.
02:43.44LotGIf the infection spread too much.
02:43.59CatfaceThe Tralor has tried that.
02:44.06CatfaceBut it keeps coming back.
02:44.16OluapPlayerZombeh Tralor
02:45.34Catfacehttp://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=usr-Matt-190|2265961107%3Asast-500738794189%3Apg-60
02:45.57LotGTyraz once had the crazy idea to use zombie armies during Operation Conquest, and Moxix launched a huge undead assault on the Universe.
02:46.45LotGOh now that is bad.
02:47.32LotGAlthough the Zazane undead didn't decompose.
02:48.06CatfaceThats the effect of the disease itself.
02:48.29CatfaceThe changing of color is the last part until the victim becomes a 'zombie'
02:48.30LotGInstead Zazane undead would consumed and armoured themselves with the flesh and bones of their victims.
02:49.31CatfaceWhat a little cunt http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:%D0%98%D0%BC%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%BE%D1%81/R17RFunny_has_sent_a_message_to_us
02:49.31LotGIjja Rokl, the Zazane commander in Operation Conquest, kept on adding to himself until he became an almost unstoppable undead tank.
02:51.21LotG"What a little fucking bastard. Idiot fucktard."
02:51.41LotGMy exact comment on R17 saying me and Irskaad caused his ban.
02:52.25OluapPlayerHe can't say anything about Irsk
02:52.33OluapPlayerHe tortured Irsk's fiction like there was no tomorrow
02:53.18CatfaceI love halo http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Bearian_Nations_Space_Command
02:53.24LotGYeah, and criticized his flag making skills, which I think are quite good.
02:53.57CatfaceReach was a purty world http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Planet:Reach
02:54.27LotGHehehehe
02:54.43LotGZazane gassed it like no tomorrow.
02:55.01LotGHeated up its core with a Shidium energy super weapon and suffocated the surface.
02:55.34LotGCompletely destroyed the environment.
02:56.59LotGAnd killed billions
02:57.51LotGZazane regretted doing it, though. That would remain a stain on their empire that will never be removed.
02:59.24CatfaceWell...I build a house out of dirt.
02:59.52LotG-_-
03:00.51CatfaceIt was a good house.
03:01.00LotGI bet it was
03:01.55LotGBut could you have built a house on Reach while the ground torched metal and the air was filled with thick gas?
03:02.22Catfacehttp://mikwaydom.com/notablog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/javaw-2011-05-05-16-55-34-39-300x169.jpg
03:03.09LotGhahahaha minecraft
03:03.29CatfaceUh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCOKGdJTIpg&feature
03:06.31LotGGiant Creeper - SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *explodes it all*
03:06.48CatfaceNOOOOOOOOOO!
03:07.01CatfaceWormy has a deep hate for the blocky game.
03:08.21LotGhehehehe
03:08.43TybusenMy friend hates Minecraft
03:08.52Catfacehttp://www.godcraft.com/map/
03:09.03TybusenHe says it'll be the end of the world
03:09.26CatfaceIsraphel is displeased.
03:10.20Catfacehttp://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110410212611/yogscast/images/c/c4/Israphel_Portrait.jpg
03:10.43OluapPlayerhe seems mad
03:10.43LotGolol
03:12.22CatfaceHe killed Granny Bacon
03:12.41Catfacehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg9zPvYWI9Q
03:13.04LotGYou know it is common for sons at the age of 20 to try and kill their fathers?
03:13.19LotGFor Zazane, anyway.
03:13.35LotGAnd fathers will often try to kill their sons.
03:13.58CatfaceKilling your own blood is one of the worst things you can do in Tralor culture.
03:14.33LotGFor Zazane, a father may kill a son or vice verca so long as it is done in battle.
03:15.13*** join/#sporewiki Tybusen_ (~tybusen@ip68-228-89-147.oc.oc.cox.net)
03:15.42LotGBut if you kill any other member of your blood in any circumstance, you will be punished by death.
03:18.02LotGBTW little fact for the future, Kol Daren will only have one daughter.
03:18.17OluapPlayerdohoho I knew that already
03:19.39LotGOluapPlayer, any ideas on what her name could be?
03:19.40Tybusen...I just realized TIAF code of honor is really boring...
03:19.47OluapPlayerHmm
03:20.04Tybusen...Alice?
03:20.12LotG...
03:20.23Tybusen...How about Lisa?
03:20.36LotGA Zazane-sounding name, Tybusen.
03:21.06TybusenI don't speak Zazane.
03:21.46LotGJust try and think of a first name that you hink would suit a Zazane.
03:22.09LotGAnd it must go well with the surname Daren and sound female.
03:24.07LotGAnybody?
03:24.25CatfaceLazander
03:24.54LotGLazander? Sounds nice, but too much like Lavender.
03:25.09CatfaceVardamil.
03:25.14CatfaceCubby
03:25.46LotGVardamil does not sound female, and Cubby does not even sound Zazane.
03:26.11CatfaceHemirte
03:26.32CatfaceI'm just giving out random name.
03:26.34Catfacenames
03:26.36Catface<PROTECTED>
03:26.46LotGLike the Spore planet name generator thing.
03:27.10CatfaceYeah
03:27.19CatfaceKrisamal
03:27.31CatfaceMarlusi
03:28.15LotGActually....
03:28.21LotGKrisamal sounds interesting.
03:28.38CatfaceI am trying.
03:29.10OluapPlayerKrisamal Daren
03:29.14OluapPlayerSounds good
03:29.26LotGNice, I like it.
03:29.39CatfaceDo I get a cookie point?
03:29.51LotGgives Catface a cookie point and a free kitteh
03:29.57Catfaceyey
03:31.22LotGNow name all of Kol Daren's 2500 sons
03:31.46CatfaceKol Daren !
03:31.49OluapPlayerOne, One More, Another One...
03:31.54CatfaceYes
03:31.58LotGlol
03:33.51LotGKol Daren would have like 20 females per week, 60 kids the week after that, then another 60, then another 60, and then kill those females and feed them to his kids/Tyranites, bring in 20 new females....
03:34.23CatfaceNice guy
03:35.07LotGWell he would've got bored after doing the same female three times.
03:35.16LotGAlong with 20 others
03:35.20LotG19*
03:36.20OluapPlayerBasically he is the biggest pimp in the universe
03:36.27CatfaceAoblix had the same wife for 80 years.
03:36.46CatfaceWell not the long I guess.
03:37.05LotGHow long do Tralor live for?
03:37.42CatfaceNatural: 153 years With Science!: Up to 600 years
03:38.18LotGAoblix wouldn't have half as many women as Kol would.
03:39.04CatfaceTralor don't believe in having more than on wife.
03:39.23CatfaceIts part of their honor thing.
03:40.10LotGIf I have done my maths correctly, Kol Daren would have had sex with 1020 Zazane women in one Earth year.
03:40.32CatfaceIs that all he does...
03:40.44Catfacefail
03:40.53LotGNo. His main job is creating viruses and Tyranites.
03:41.03LotGOh and he is a merc/assassin.
03:41.14TybusenHis Tyranites do the sex for him :P
03:41.25CatfaceOkay.
03:41.56Catface1 AM project for today http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Tralor
03:42.53LotGSo for every 20 women he has, he ends up with 180 kids at the end of three weeks.
03:43.08LotGHow many kids would he end up with at the end of one Earth year?
03:44.01Tybusen60 x 52
03:44.53LotGOMG 3120 per one Earth year
03:44.59Tybusen3120...
03:45.31TybusenThat may rival Chuck Norris' record
03:45.46LotGlol
03:45.56LotGThat is a lot of kids.
03:46.13TybusenChuck Norris - STERILIZATION
03:47.15LotGSo at the end of five years, Kol should've have 811, 200 children
03:47.25LotG811,200
03:47.59LotGEach one with more power than Tyraz and Zr'Ahgloth combined.
03:48.01OluapPlayerNow pay school for each one of these
03:48.04TybusenWhere did you get that number?
03:48.13LotGGoogle
03:48.39LotGDid I do the sum wrong?
03:48.57Tybusen3120 x 5 isn't 811,200
03:49.16CatfaceVoodoo child
03:49.30TybusenIt's 15600.
03:49.45LotGStill, large number.
03:50.16TybusenChuck Norris still holds the record
03:50.44LotGSo out of 15600 children, only one is female.
03:51.26TybusenHmm.
03:51.29LotGKrisamal has 15599 brothers if I am correct.
03:51.53OluapPlayerI sense bullying in this
03:51.57TybusenWhat are the odds.
03:52.22LotGNah, Krisamal wouldn't be bullied. She'd be treated like a princess by Kol.
03:52.57TybusenGirls must be quite special to Kol then
03:53.01OluapPlayerBrothers - Rawr daddy likes her more
03:53.21TybusenBrothers - YOUTH REBELLION
03:53.36CatfaceDaddies lirrle spoild brat.
03:53.40Catfacelittle
03:53.45LotGNah she is Kol's only female child, he'd wanna see what pure Zazane is worthy to impregnate her.
03:54.12LotGHe wouldn't ever imagine that it might be Kezoreg.
03:54.21Tybusen...Are there lesbian Zazane? Just a question.
03:54.46OluapPlayerKol - I want her mate to be PURE
03:54.55OluapPlayer*3-way hybrid*
03:54.59OluapPlayerKol - Damnit!
03:55.12LotGNo, homosexuality does not exist in Zazane. It did at one time, but is sorta...genetically extinct now.
03:55.25LotGHowever, Kol is bisexual.
03:56.11LotGIf Kezoreg does have a kid with Krisamal, it'd be four way. Drik Zazane, Ottzelloan Zazane, Asgord, Xhodocto.
03:56.45OluapPlayerAngazhar is grandfather!
03:56.45TybusenWhat happens if Krisamal ends up with Kezoreg?
03:56.59TybusenWho's the grandmother? :D
03:57.01CatfaceErm
03:57.11CatfaceRule 34 in the making.
03:58.03LotGGrandmothers would be Kol's mother and Tyraz's mother. And whoever Angazhar's mother was.
03:58.22LotGAlthough, since presumably all three are dead...
03:58.24OluapPlayerAccording to Xho, Angazhar has no parents
03:58.38OluapPlayerHe was created by Kamik'Shi
03:58.41LotGOkay then, Kol, Tyraz, and Lezia's mothers.
03:58.57TybusenKamik is technically the parent then
03:59.10TybusenOf Angazhar
03:59.18LotGKamik is a grandparent of Kezoreg's kid.
03:59.40OluapPlayerActually
03:59.46LotGKamik'Shi - Angazhar, you have been busy.
03:59.47OluapPlayerKamik is Kez's grandparent
04:00.08LotGWait....oh yeah, I was confused.
04:00.17LotGKamik is great grandparent of Kez's kid.
04:00.43OluapPlayerYah
04:00.59LotGKamik'Shi - Angazhar, why did you not tell me you even HAD A ****ING SON?!?!
04:01.18LotGAngazhar - *scared faic*
04:03.19LotGAt the end of a century, Kol would've have 1,482,000 kids if I am correct.
04:03.42OluapPlayerPimpin' pimp
04:04.49LotGBut then only several thousand are needed to wipe out the whole Brood and Zazane race.
04:05.49LotGAnd UNO, and possibly several other large empires.
04:06.43OluapPlayerWranploer - Now that's just not fair
04:06.57LotGKol Daren - Fear mah kids
04:07.29CatfaceKol's wired grand son!
04:07.42OluapPlayerAnd how will everyone fight this threat?
04:07.53LotGSince each one of Kol Daren's kids are twice as strong as Tyraz, it would only take two on an average day to defeat a Junction Overlord.
04:08.20LotGHow to defeat them? I haven't thought of that. I presume some form of ZazDie.
04:08.20CatfaceWith in a few generations inbreeding will be there downfall
04:08.41OluapPlayerJunction - lol who cares we just made a googol new ones
04:09.14LotGNah the kids wouldn't inbreed. They'd see every mature Zazane female they see and....you get the idea.
04:09.28OluapPlayerBasically, RAEP
04:09.33LotGYesh
04:09.48CatfaceTralor have big names. This would be a short Tralor name: Aoblix Runicz Bon'Iz Tavio
04:09.49OluapPlayerKryptkor - Screw you guys I'm moving to Cyrannus
04:09.50LotGAnd within a week they'd have fully matured due to Dark Gyronic powaz
04:10.32OluapPlayerOverpowered as fuk dis is
04:11.15LotGomg I think I just unintentionally made the biggest threat to the Universe aside from the Omni races in the form of Kol Daren.
04:11.44OluapPlayerLet the Junction synth-fy dem
04:11.50OluapPlayerNOW it's the biggest threat ever
04:12.20CatfaceXhodocto - Hai
04:12.36OluapPlayerKryptkor - On hell no I'm moving to the Second Gigaquad.
04:12.37LotGKol Daren is now officially the biggest non-Omni threat to the Universe.
04:12.56CatfaceFeels bat, man
04:13.35LotGGeez, his sexual drive did this. BOOYAH!
04:13.43OluapPlayerolol
04:13.49OluapPlayerAnd how does Brood and friends hope to fight this threat?
04:14.38CatfaceThere must be a weakness.
04:14.43LotGWith will power, luck and maybe they could get their hands on some ZazDie-carrying Tyranites and try to make a version of it that'll kill Kol Daren's kids.
04:14.46CatfaceA split in the family.
04:14.59Catfaceinbreeding.
04:15.04Catfacedeath
04:15.07OluapPlayerRemember Ottzello is on Borealis now so don't go belittlering in my galaxy dam u
04:15.17Catface...inbreeding
04:15.54LotGThe kids are unable to inbreed. Genetically for Zazane, it cannot happen.
04:16.09CatfaceWell then no one will find out.
04:17.00Catface@OP Can the ULE haz moar Borealis colonies?
04:17.04LotGPresumably there would be some kind of System that keeps all the kids under control, but family feuds may happen.
04:17.17OluapPlayer@Cat Aye
04:17.29Catface100 moar?
04:17.32OluapPlayerHack into system
04:17.37OluapPlayerMake them kill each other
04:17.39CatfaceHubba hubba
04:17.41OluapPlayerYeah sure
04:17.50CatfaceTeh yey
04:17.53LotGCan you really hack into System?
04:18.04OluapPlayerUNO hacked into the System during the Third Ottzello War
04:18.09OluapPlayerThat's how they got the Loron
04:18.15CatfaceWhat do the natives think of the ULE?
04:18.15LotGHmm....
04:18.20TybusenDat's how dey won
04:18.40OluapPlayerZoles Imperium = We need to know more about them...
04:18.45TybusenWhat's the ULE's opinion on the TIAF?
04:18.49OluapPlayerBorealis Consortium Network - DAI DAM U
04:19.01OluapPlayerEveryone else = Who?
04:19.12LotGThe System that controls all the Tyranites is unable to be hacked in to cuz its not generated from a computer.
04:19.24OluapPlayerYou made that up right now
04:19.33LotGActually, I didn't.
04:19.35Catface@Tybusen the ULE thinks they are an empire.
04:19.46OluapPlayerYou're getting Xho Syndrome
04:19.49LotGFive Tyranite commanders, one is a big guy who generates Tyranite System.
04:19.56OluapPlayerMaking ways of being indestructable
04:20.00LotGI planned that months ago.
04:20.08Catface@OP wat about Niaka Special Forces?
04:20.21OluapPlayerThey are the same as Zoles
04:20.29CatfaceOrly?
04:20.33OluapPlayerYes
04:20.33LotGI just realized how dangerous Kol is just now.
04:20.43OluapPlayerThey don't really know what the ULE is still
04:21.09OluapPlayerBecause of the whole "lawful evil" alignment
04:21.16TybusenCatface: What do you mean by that?
04:21.29Catface@Tybusen No solid opinion.
04:22.03Tybusen...Just realized no one knows who the TIAF is...
04:22.48CatfaceThe ULE can be 1. Your best friend ever 2. Your worst nightmare
04:22.54CatfaceI know who they are.
04:23.03OluapPlayerGros - We picked option1
04:23.27TybusenTIAF - We choose 3. None of the above.
04:23.39LotGIf the Tyranite Commander, who is call Y'Garleh, who controls "most" the Tyranite System is killed, a lot of Tyranites will go crazy and kill each other,
04:23.41OluapPlayerGros - Well ain't you a little rascal
04:23.41CatfaceAsgord - We picked number 2 because 2 is so cute!
04:24.04OluapPlayerBrood - KILL DAT Y'GARLEH
04:24.08TybusenFictionverse-wise, no one has any idea who the TIAF is
04:24.39TybusenTIAF - 2 is just as sad as 1.
04:25.28Catface@OP What is going to happen to this http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:First_Wranploer_War
04:25.38LotGUnfortunately, nobody knows where Y'Garleh is or that he even exists yet, except for Kol and the other Tyranite Commanders.
04:26.45OluapPlayer@Cat Some pew pew followed by more pew pew
04:27.02LotGIf you wanna find him, ask At'Ignano, he's the least intelligent and may reveal Y'Garleh's position.
04:27.06CatfaceAnd moar pew pew after that?
04:27.12OluapPlayerYesh
04:28.06LotGC'Toi doesn't know where Y'Garleh is, T'Nosh is too intelligent to reveal Y'Garleh's location, and L'Thye cannot talk.
04:29.09LotGSo yeah, good luck with trying to ask At'Ignano where Y'Garleh is.
04:29.14OluapPlayerWhat would happen to all the Tyranites and Zazzie things if Kol was killed?
04:29.49CatfaceStreet children
04:30.02LotGIf Kol is killed, nothing much would happen to the Tyranites, and the kids would just select Krisamal as leader.
04:30.49CatfaceKrisamal has a good ring to it.
04:30.54LotGAnd do not forget that the kids mature after a week and can go RAEP and have 60 of their own kids within a reach.
04:30.57LotGweek*
04:31.00LotGYes it does.
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04:31.16TybusenWhat happens if Krisamal dies?
04:31.22OluapPlayerKez goes sadfaic
04:31.44LotGIf Krisamal dies Kez would attempt to take control.
04:32.03TybusenAnd if Kez dies...?
04:32.25CatfaceStrongest takes control.
04:32.32LotGThen the entire Daren family go into a frenzy over selecting who is strongest.
04:32.46OluapPlayerLotG will ragequit the Fictionverse due to his characters dying all the time
04:32.54LotGlol
04:33.31OluapPlayerWill Hachiman be present in the Fifth Ottzello War?
04:33.45LotGPossibly
04:34.21OluapPlayerThea'Nhirara - Your first assignment is to kick these bugs' asses
04:34.45LotGHachiman - *nods* Yes, teacher.
04:35.18LotGSa'n - Whatever you say, Ms. Thea.
04:35.33OluapPlayerWell that was the most out-of-character thing I've ever made a char of mien say
04:35.41OluapPlayermine
04:36.46CatfaceIf the ULE royal family and high council is compromised the military takes over, entire empire put into lockdown, and there would be a scramble to find someone worthy and capable to govern the ULE.
04:39.17LotGBTW Kol Daren would technically be a god once he has grand children.
04:39.39LotGHe'd have made a successful new race.
04:40.23CatfaceOh, I have plans to make an exiled prince from the Emperor before Lino of the old empire...who would like him?
04:41.02LotGLike him in what way?
04:41.02OluapPlayerIs he ebul?
04:41.07CatfaceOr, should I say who would like to have their empire associated with him.
04:41.19CatfaceWell define evil
04:41.27LotGKol would probably be on friendly terms with him.
04:41.29OluapPlayerTralor ebul
04:41.48CatfaceSomewhat more mild but yes.
04:42.06LotGWHAT?!
04:42.07OluapPlayerhur dunno
04:42.09LotGMore mild?!
04:42.28OluapPlayerYou should ask Um, maybe he can be part of the CAS or something
04:43.33LotGKol wouldn't be on friendly terms with this guy.
04:43.34Catfacejklol
04:43.49LotGOh ohew
04:43.53LotGphew*
04:44.00LotGSo this guy is ebul?
04:44.00OluapPlayerI confusd
04:44.03CatfaceHe is a badass warrior prince who wants to restore his family name.
04:44.15CatfaceLawful evil.
04:44.27LotGKol would probably join him then.
04:44.33OluapPlayerGros - Seems like our kind of people.
04:44.59CatfaceLino stabbed his father in the back and thrw him off the top of the grand tower.
04:45.12Catface*pushed I should say.
04:45.41LotGNot only is Kol the Universe's biggest pimp/genetic threat, but he is also the Universe's biggest terrorist nao.
04:46.01OluapPlayerAngazhar might get jealous
04:46.03LotGPrince's Father - *splat*
04:46.54CatfaceLino also poisoned his younger sister and sold him to a slaver.
04:47.10OluapPlayerGros - Amazing
04:47.33CatfaceSo yeah, Lino was the least honorable Tralor emperor in history.
04:47.38LotGKol - Wow. Way to take out a family.
04:47.55OluapPlayerWhat is his relation with the ULE?
04:48.10LotGTyraz and Kol would probably help this guy without seeing each other.
04:48.38CatfaceHe does not know about them that much. He has been hiding and thinks Lino is still the Emperor.
04:48.46OluapPlayerOh
04:48.52CatfaceHe is currently plotting.
04:49.08OluapPlayerIf he plans on anything against the ULE
04:49.12OluapPlayerGros - GTFO
04:49.17OluapPlayerWranploer - GTFI
04:49.23CatfaceWith his a band of mercenaries.
04:49.44Catface@OP Yes, because he thinks Lino is in control.
04:49.55OluapPlayerIn this case
04:50.06OluapPlayerHe would be received well in the Consortium Network
04:50.45CatfaceChances are Aoblix would give him vassalage if he ever found out who he was.
04:50.57LotGWhere is Lino now?
04:51.24CatfaceWith his loyalist http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Lino_Loyalist
04:51.33CatfaceLino is also plotting.
04:51.57CatfaceBut he is rising up a proxy empire to fight for him.
04:52.03OluapPlayerhur dunno what vassalage means
04:52.18Catfacehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vassal
04:52.25LotGKol would actually probably join Lino.
04:52.38LotGTyraz would join the exiled prince.
04:52.54OluapPlayerSo basically he would become Aoblix's bitch
04:53.25CatfaceWell, not really.
04:54.08CatfaceHe would be able to control his own empire but if Aoblix needed some more military help then he wold half to send aid.
04:54.42OluapPlayerOh
04:54.52OluapPlayerSo he would be more of a general then
04:55.07CatfaceYeah, in a since.
04:56.42LotGShould Hachiman be an Ascended character?
04:57.21CatfacePlus his family name would return to royal status so there would be a chance that he, or someone in his family could become leader of all the ULE.
04:57.39CatfaceNo, too many ascendies running around right now.
04:58.54OluapPlayerWell if he is Thea's student, then he would ascend eventually
04:59.03OluapPlayerHe could be training for that right now
04:59.19CatfaceOh, Lino thinks he is a blood god.
04:59.36OluapPlayer[obligatory Khorne reference]
05:00.52CatfaceHe makes everyone call him Dark God Lino.
05:01.16Catfacehttp://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=usr-Matt-190|2265961107%3Asast-500696969166%3Apg-120
05:01.26OluapPlayerDerp God Lino
05:01.29CatfaceHe really is batshit crazy
05:01.29OluapPlayertralortrollface.png
05:01.38Catfacelawl
05:02.32LotGWhen Kol has grand children, he gets the title of god..
05:02.42OluapPlayerKol Derpen
05:03.17CatfaceOh I have an idea.
05:03.52LotGWhut?
05:04.08CatfaceMaybe sometime in the future Lino can become descended becoming a 'god' so to speak.
05:04.19OluapPlayerDescended Tralor
05:04.24OluapPlayerSounds spiky
05:04.38CatfaceAnd gives the ULE some major shit.
05:05.43CatfaceThis is as close to a Tralor pre battle warsong I can find http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1woxkraClg
05:08.27LotGI think Kol's title should be....the Perfect One.
05:09.00OluapPlayerPredictable
05:09.31LotGYep
05:10.20LotGHe sees himself as genetically perfect, thus his descendants are gonna have to call him that.
05:10.57CatfaceAll hail the nazi overlord!
05:11.13LotGHis ideals are actually quite Nazi.
05:11.29LotGMake the perfect race, kill all the imperfect.
05:12.08LotGHis Tyranits would be like the SS.
05:13.04LotGAlthough really they are just hungry motherfuckers.
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05:13.41MasterMachine\
05:13.54MasterMachineDidn't think anyone else would be here.
05:13.58CatfaceTralor pre battle song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU6HJcd0Ljg
05:14.01Catfacelawl
05:14.16MasterMachineBeepme if you need me, I'll be listening.
05:17.21LotGCatface: Nazi Overlord sounds evil.
05:17.43CatfaceAs it should right?
05:17.56LotGYeah, it certainly has an effect.
05:18.39CatfaceI'm going to make my exiled prince now.
05:18.42CatfaceMaybe.
05:20.06CatfaceLibertus vs Tralor in a sword dual.
05:20.21LotGLibertus
05:20.40LotGHe has more humanoid physique thus more athletic than Tralor.
05:21.04CatfaceBut who do you thank can take more damage?
05:21.13LotG...
05:21.23LotGTralor wins if he can get a slash in.
05:21.57CatfaceAlso Tralor are given warrior training from a very young age.
05:23.07LotGAs are Zazane.
05:23.30CatfaceBut this isn't a Zazane
05:23.43LotGNo its not
05:24.27CatfaceNo OP
05:24.34CatfaceI will miss him.
05:24.38LotGBut Zazane and Tralor are very similiar.
05:24.42LotGSame here.
05:24.59CatfaceRIP OluapPlayer
05:25.20LotGAnyway, what do ULE think of Zazane?
05:25.53CatfaceThe think they are honorable warriors that they would love to fight or fight along side.
05:26.02Catface%They
05:26.07Catface*They
05:26.54LotGZazane think the same of ULE
05:27.06LotGBoth are honour-based empires.
05:28.01CatfaceThe ULE is a multi species of warriors who think pretty much the same way btw.
05:28.07Catfaceempire
05:28.38LotGSimiliar to Brood, except they are multi subspecies.
05:30.28CatfaceThose who they take over that are not compatible with the main empire are often make into vassals, puppet states, or slaves.
05:30.45LotGHehehe Brood has some slaves.
05:31.12LotGThe Cyrodi are a noticeable slave race.
05:32.43LotGZazane hardly use sentient slaves though.
05:32.44CatfaceSlaves can sometimes earn freedom by fighting in gladiator matches, being very skillful in something, or gaining the favor of someone high ranking.
05:33.53LotGHehehe, a very cruel thing to do is to set up an armed Cyrodi, which is about five feet tall, against a Koda, which is six metres tall.
05:34.18LotGAnd when I say armed, I mean given a Cyrodi blade.
05:34.33LotG[[Creature:Koda]]
05:34.33morgothBotPyLotG meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Koda
05:34.52CatfaceThis sums up the ULE's main goal http://s220.photobucket.com/albums/dd153/NeglectedOne/Motivation/?action=view&current=LawfulEvil.jpg&sort=ascending
05:35.18CatfaceTrippy
05:36.21LotGOnly once did a Cyrodi kill a Koda in a gladiator match.
05:36.57LotGThat Cyrodi is now wearing armour made of Koda skulls.
05:37.11LotGWhich are a bitch to break.
05:37.37CatfaceDid he get his freedom?
05:38.25LotGHe gets to control a large squad of Cyrodi warriors and meets with the Council of the Brood occasionally for dinner.
05:39.29LotGSo he is basically given the same priveledges as a SpecOps Officer.
05:39.42LotGIn terms of rank.
05:40.38CatfaceAh
05:40.52LotGAs for having dinner with the Council, he is just lucky.
05:42.59LotGHe has a higher social status than most Zazane.
05:43.02CatfaceYeah
05:43.12CatfaceORLY?
05:43.25LotGYA RLY
05:45.33CatfaceWhai?
05:46.15LotGBecause he kills a Zazane sacred beast.
05:46.37LotGNot many Zazane can do this!
05:46.48LotGAnd he is just a simple Cyrodi!
05:47.17CatfaceWill Krisamal  be able too?
05:48.03LotGProbably yeah
05:48.29LotGKol, Kez and Tyraz can kill them easily as well.
05:48.54LotGWell, Kez when he grows up.
05:49.00CatfaceCould you?
05:49.46LotGMe? No.
05:49.55LotGI don't think any human could.
05:50.43LotGI mean, one hit from a Koda could actually destroy the skeleton of an elephant.
05:52.07CatfaceEllyphant nooo!
05:52.41Catfacehttp://www.marshalls-art.com/images/ipaleo/paleopg10/Spinodetail.jpg
05:53.03LotGKoda are powerful animals, their claws and skeletons are coated with Shidium, as is their scales.
05:53.28LotGOh wow
05:54.40Catfacehttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Largesttheropods.png
05:55.13LotGKoda is the tallest one.
05:56.04CatfaceWhich is also the Spinosaurus.
05:57.05LotGFuck its huge.
05:57.20LotGBut Koda stands taller in height.
05:58.12Catfacehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Longest_dinosaurs1.png
05:59.15LotGYeah the biggest guy could probably trample Koda with some effort.
06:00.16CatfaceSharky shark http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/07/Megalodon_scale1.png
06:00.37LotGIf dinosaurs still existed today, Zazane would be using them in the same way Romans used lions and tigers.
06:01.55LotGZazane have probably had encounters with creatures like Megalodon before.
06:04.02CatfaceThe Tralor had to deal with ants the size of a mans arm.
06:04.27LotGOh wow
06:04.38LotGThats big
06:04.45CatfaceThey was fairly scared of them.
06:05.01LotGI do not blame them.
06:05.39CatfaceUntil they found out what fire and oil did.
06:05.47LotGLOL
06:07.25CatfaceNo more arm sized ants.
06:09.38LotGWould you believe me if I said that old Zazane warriors would actually go looking for trouble instead of being smart?
06:10.02LotGSuch as, trying to fight against a herd of Koda with just a blade and spear?
06:10.42CatfaceYes
06:12.13LotGGood. Cuz they did,
06:12.47CatfaceTralor tribal warriors would hunt massive beast to prove their honor.
06:13.04LotGAnd did they ever manage to kill any?
06:13.22CatfaceMany times
06:14.02LotGI'd like to see a Tralor go up against a Koda with just a Cyrodi blade and see how long it lasts before its bones get broken.
06:15.17CatfaceThis was the largest creature in Lanat Prime history was this big http://www.beyondhollywood.com/stillsx/2007/09/cloverfield-monster-picture-1.jpg
06:15.23Catfacepre Tralor btw.
06:15.45LotGForbidden link
06:16.02LotGBut I know about Cloverfield monster.
06:16.06LotGThat was big.
06:16.20Catfacewhai forbidden?
06:16.26LotGI dunno
06:17.39CatfaceThis is the kind of stuff Tralor would hunt for food http://s39.radikal.ru/i086/0903/d0/e8c62b613261.jpg
06:17.56LotGHehehe
06:18.52LotGZazane eat whatever meet they can find. Its not uncommon to see an enemy's eyeball while eating your lump of blood red meat in a bowl.
06:19.51Catfacelol
06:20.39LotGZazane actually find that lumps of meat are quite appetising.
06:21.20LotGAnd so what they do is mash up some animal organs in a bowl, drench it with blood, and then heat it up.
06:21.50CatfaceTralor are more picky.
06:21.51LotGWhen its cooked, its ready to eat with your hands, because eating with utensils is rude in Zazane culture!
06:23.43CatfaceThis is what lives in the Lanat Prime cave systems http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/59924-next_monster.jpg
06:23.51CatfaceOr something like it.
06:24.30LotGHeh, many Zazane would love to eat it freshly killed.
06:25.12CatfaceBut its highly toxic and smells like rotten chicken and fish.
06:26.37LotGZazane don't care what it smells like, but the toxicity kinda puts them off.
06:28.45LotGSome Zazane rulers would eat the freshly killed bodies of heretics and rebels.
06:29.37LotGMostly torsos.
06:29.44CatfaceThey should go deep sea fishing in the Lanat oceans. http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/026/5/9/Sea_monster_by_zgul_osr1113.jpg
06:30.09CatfaceIf I was better at making things in spore I would make stuff like that.
06:30.52LotGAh yes, I could see Zazane ripping the large rock-like skin off that and getting at what's underneath,
06:31.36CatfaceAnd then using the skin as armor?
06:32.09LotGMore like trophies.
06:32.32LotGWell, for old-day Zazane, it'd be used as armour.
06:33.40CatfaceTralor costal city states would turn the scales of such creatures into general or kings armor.
06:34.52LotGHehehehe, Zazane would probably use the eyeballs as a means of intimidation.
06:35.36Catfacehttp://imagesearchhot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Real-Sea-Monsters.jpg
06:36.16LotGNah Zazane wouldn't eat that. Not very meaty-looking.
06:37.36CatfaceEarly Tralor sea vessals looked like this http://www.lifeinkorea.com/Images/Skyongsang/Geobs009.jpg
06:38.25LotGNow that would be like a modern-day Zazane civilian transport vehicle.
06:39.15LotGIts not that they don't have the tech, its the fact they wanna keep some memories of before reaching space
06:41.36CatfaceAh
06:42.16CatfaceShogun 2 http://www.twcenter.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=146044&stc=1&d=1299265748
06:43.24LotGSee Zazane had several individual kingdoms before reaching space, and it was very much like feudal Japan.
06:44.25CatfaceThe Tralor unified after the tenth world war and an alien invasion.
06:46.37LotGlol
06:46.52LotGI'll brb, stoopid dog bein stoopid.
06:47.05Catfacek
06:49.31LotGback
06:50.09Catfaceyey
06:50.39CatfaceThis is what the tenth world war on Lanat Prime was like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6nL49VYru0
06:50.53CatfaceWith alien invasion
06:53.59LotGNice taste in music
06:54.21LotGActually, screw that
06:57.04CatfaceThe ninth world war was like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvJVjAIVwxU
06:57.20CatfaceWhich was only five years before the tenth.
06:57.54LotGThat game reminds me of this game you may like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHothxZQoWo
06:58.16CatfaceI want that game.
06:59.28CatfaceAlso Kane is awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t3LEtl5Ivc
07:02.11LotGReminds me of Moxix Breek.
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07:06.04LotGHello.
07:06.17CatfaceHi
07:06.52GhelaeHello.
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08:43.42Halopediaman:s
08:44.04Technobliteratorwat
08:44.24Halopediamanwat indeed.
08:44.41Technobliteratorlol#
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08:56.40Liquid_InkTechnobliterator hello hello hello!
08:56.44Technobliteratorhiya
08:56.56Liquid_InkHow are you?
08:57.01Technobliteratori'm good thanks, you?
08:57.07Liquid_InkFine.
08:58.02Liquid_InkWhat the Loron been doing?
08:59.57Technobliteratorthey're in uno
09:00.09Technobliteratorbut there's also Fa Rogue Boyz
09:00.14Technobliterator*Da
09:02.22Liquid_InkHow are your other empires?
09:03.03Technobliteratori only have 2 now :P
09:03.06Technobliteratortaldar and uno
09:09.52Liquid_InkBe back in 'bout ten minutes. May the Lequians be with you.
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09:21.06ImperiosHi people.
09:23.38Technobliteratorhiya
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09:37.29Liquid_InkI'm back!
09:38.04Technobliteratorhi agai
09:38.45Liquid_InkAgai? Who's that?
09:38.59Technobliterator¬¬ you know what i mean
09:39.00ImperiosHi Liquid Ink
09:39.07ImperiosI have realised that Darkspore is the prequel of Spore.
09:39.10ImperiosLook:
09:39.41ImperiosThe player's creatures and other creatures are the remaining re-evolved Darkspore.
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09:40.23ImperiosOkay anyway
09:40.40ImperiosYou know, in Creature stage you can mutate into completely different being over one generation? That's due to E-DNA!
09:40.58ImperiosAnd the Grox are the remaining Crogenitors, and they hate you because you are, well, the Darkspore.
09:41.10ImperiosKewl idea?
09:41.32ImperiosLiquid_Ink
09:41.53Halopediamanwould give his opinion, but thanks to his limited knowledge, it'd be pointless
09:42.06Liquid_InkThe Grox thing doesn't make sense, but the rest is good...ish.
09:43.16Halopediamanlobbies with Liquid_Ink
09:43.37Liquid_InkWhat?
09:43.39ImperiosWhy it doesn't?
09:43.47ImperiosThat makes some motivation for them to exterminate all life.
09:43.52Imperios*gives
09:44.12Liquid_InkGrox are absolute migits, Crogenitors are described as being large beings.
09:44.45Liquid_Inkhttp://images.wikia.com/darksporegame/images/4/45/Crogentiors.png Does Zelem look like a Grox?
09:44.55ImperiosWell, them becoming smaller may be a result of adapting to the Core's enviroments, like their cybernetics.
09:47.35ImperiosMy idea is that they are mutated due to the Core's Radiation and/or mutated themselves.
09:50.52*** join/#sporewiki Liquid_Ink_ (79d2d805@gateway/web/freenode/ip.121.210.216.5)
09:51.31Liquid_Ink_And keep in mind that there were only six crogenitors left at the end of Darkspore.
09:51.45Liquid_Ink_And the Darkspore as a race splintered.
09:52.53Technobliterator6 crogenitors which needed to survive, so they became grox
09:53.08Technobliterator?
09:53.37Liquid_Ink_Why turn from a perfect biological form into tiny migits?
09:53.50Technobliteratorbecause you need to survive?
09:54.02Liquid_Ink_They already could survive.
09:54.10Technobliteratoras 6
09:54.11Technobliteratorno
09:54.55Liquid_Ink_Whoops, I made a mistake. *5* remaining Crogenitors. Zelem was killed.
09:55.10Liquid_Ink_By Darkspore. Ambushed him.
09:56.59Liquid_Ink_And if all creatures are Darkspore, why don't they have the genesis types? Why don't they cooperate as a single race furthering their goal of galactic corruption? Why don't they have their infectious abilities?
09:57.16Liquid_Ink_I won.
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09:57.43Liquid_Ink_I didn't win.
09:58.33Liquid_Ink_(Repeated in case Imperios didn't have time to read) And if all creatures are Darkspore, why don't they have the genesis types? Why don't they cooperate as a single race furthering their goal of galactic corruption? Why don't they have their infectious abilities?
09:59.22ImperiosHuh.
09:59.34Liquid_Ink_Proving you're theory wrong.
09:59.42Liquid_Ink_*your
09:59.59ImperiosHuh.
10:00.29ImperiosU qib
10:00.31ImperiosU win
10:00.35Liquid_Ink_Lets move on.
10:13.50Liquid_Ink_Hello?
10:16.02ImperiosOkay
10:16.07ImperiosI am making my new SSA video
10:16.19Liquid_Ink_In the same style as the original?
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10:18.40AsdruabelI think that song will fit
10:18.41Asdruabelhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fPFtDdqnJI
10:19.04Liquid_Ink_Fit what?
10:19.14AsdruabelCognatus Remnant
10:19.28Liquid_Ink_I love that music.
10:20.14Technobliteratorwhat kind of music is that?
10:20.24AsdruabelThat's a music from Halo
10:20.27AsdruabelCovenant Dance
10:20.29AsdruabelI think it will fit
10:20.31Asdruabelfor
10:20.34AsdruabelCognatus remnant
10:20.59Technobliteratorit's emh
10:21.22Technobliteratortbh i found all OSTs meh as standalone
10:22.26Liquid_Ink_What music do you suggest for the Lequians?
10:23.31Technobliteratorgood music
10:24.43Liquid_Ink_When you listen to this ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ktUHkCNq-U ) in game, it seems perfect for the Lequians, but the youtube version sounds heavier, and seems to fit the Zarni more.
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10:24.55Liquid_Ink_When you listen to this ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ktUHkCNq-U ) in game, it seems perfect for the Lequians, but the youtube version sounds heavier, and seems to fit the Zarni more.
10:26.59AsdruabelZarni = Um2k9's concern
10:27.06AsdruabelLequians = my concern
10:27.11Liquid_Ink_Why?
10:27.16AsdruabelA-M
10:27.18Asdruabel= mine
10:27.24AsdruabelN-Z - his
10:27.24Liquid_Ink_Okay.
10:27.38AsdruabelWormsong will be used for MSP
10:28.07AsdruabelWorms 3D is awesome
10:28.12AsdruabelI played it as a child
10:28.23Liquid_Ink_Nowhere like Worms 2. 2D is superior.
10:28.57Asdruabelhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le7Px5KMpfY&feature=related
10:34.26Asdruabelhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BI0szjpxJs That is perfect Xhodocto theme
10:34.45Liquid_Ink_No, this Xhodocto! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPJe0NLvyA&feature=related
10:35.55Liquid_Ink_Tech you still here?
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10:37.11IrskaadBoo
10:37.19Asdruabelhi
10:37.30IrskaadImpiez!
10:37.33Liquid_Ink_I say this fits Xhodocto perfectly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPJe0NLvyA&feature=related
10:37.55Asdruabelhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c
10:38.02Liquid_Ink_This is is Zarni-like.
10:38.03Liquid_Ink_http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ktUHkCNq-U
10:38.35Asdruabelhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi00ykRg_5c LOL
10:39.18IrskaadLOL IMPY
10:42.02AsdruabelThat will be Xhoddies' theme, most likely.
10:42.02Asdruabelhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJwfq080fbM&feature=related
10:42.53AsdruabelOR this
10:42.54Asdruabelhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADmPpY_oC2k&feature=related
10:43.24Liquid_Ink_2:50 to 3:50 seems to fit the Lequians. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMdDUKBPEmM&feature=related
10:46.21Liquid_Ink_Well, do you agree? If only the words could part with the music...
10:46.45Asdruabelhttp://1d4chan.org/images/5/59/Fatal-what01.jpg OH DUDE
10:47.55Liquid_Ink_What about the music suggestion?
10:48.36AsdruabelMEh
10:48.47AsdruabelIt will be hard to put the words out of the video
10:48.56AsdruabelI will better use Star Wolf themee
10:49.14Liquid_Ink_2:28 to 5:56, same music.
10:49.19Liquid_Ink_http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXLpKBoPTYk&feature=related
10:49.30Liquid_Ink_What's Star Wolf?
10:50.23Asdruabelhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnZgJh-4HJI&feature=related
10:50.44Liquid_Ink_Okay.
10:50.50Liquid_Ink_Irsk?
10:51.36Liquid_Ink_Regardless of wether the music is usable, that music I suggested does fit them, don't you thinl?
10:51.40Liquid_Ink_*think
10:51.54Liquid_Ink_Technobliterator Irskaad where are you?
10:52.11IrskaadI am here
10:52.33Liquid_Ink_What do you think of the musics I suggested for Lequians?
10:52.45Liquid_Ink_" 2:50 to 3:50 seems to fit the Lequians. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMdDUKBPEmM&feature=related "
10:53.12IrskaadI don't see any correlation with the Lequians
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10:53.25Liquid_Ink_Its all majestic and majestic.
10:54.34Liquid_Ink_But does this fit the Zarni? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ktUHkCNq-U
10:55.13IrskaadI have no idea
10:55.28Liquid_Ink_Lol.
10:56.27Technobliteratoris now Away.
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10:57.32Liquid_Ink_speartackles Techno's absence.
10:59.41Liquid_Ink_http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLYWHiuRFQQ
11:03.34AsdruabelKewl
11:07.14Liquid_Ink_6:00 to 6:14 Get Smart Se5 Ep11 "Age Before Duty" (1/3)
11:07.24Liquid_Ink_Whoops!
11:07.25Liquid_Ink_http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH33ffDi7G8
11:07.32Liquid_Ink_6:00 to 6:14
11:15.09Liquid_Ink_2:21 to 3:08 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGLk6OUq_PM
11:17.15Liquid_Ink_0:00 to 0:44 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVgaN1WnuZQ
11:17.29Liquid_Ink_What do you think of this music?
11:19.40Liquid_Ink_Hello?
11:19.55Asdruabelhuh
11:19.58AsdruabelI wil lsee
11:20.10Technobliteratoris now Online.
11:20.31Liquid_Ink_See all the music I suggested Techno!
11:20.45Liquid_Ink_Well, not suggested, just highlighted.
11:20.52Liquid_Ink_Cause it's cool.
11:20.57Technobliteratorhow many songs are there?
11:21.16Liquid_Ink_Not songs. Bits of music from my favourite television series.
11:22.39Technobliteratorhmm, meh
11:22.48Liquid_Ink_It's cool.
11:22.56AsdruabelI am thinking...
11:23.07AsdruabelWhat if we came back in time, when Xhodocto have just awakened..
11:23.13Technobliteratorhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpTpPmrbwvI UNO music
11:23.14AsdruabelAnd killed them during this time!
11:24.00TechnobliteratorAsdruabel: doesnt make a difference
11:24.04Technobliteratorxhodocto are timeless now
11:24.18Liquid_Ink_Yes, Xhodocto are overpowered now.
11:24.27AsdruabelWell, what if they could be destroyed before...
11:24.29AsdruabelYeah
11:24.42TechnobliteratorLiquid_Ink_: xhodocto are out of fiction, y'know
11:24.55Liquid_Ink_...
11:24.58AsdruabelXhodocto are not acting.
11:25.27AsdruabelThey basically became SO OVERPOWERED that they just think that go and do something to this universe will be too boring.
11:25.29Technobliteratortheyre not in this universe
11:25.44AsdruabelThey now send their demonic fanboys and fangirls to do their work.
11:25.46AsdruabelLazy jerks
11:26.14Liquid_Ink_I'm not getting any of what you're saying. I know need to preform my daily religious rituals.
11:26.50Liquid_Ink_http://www.freetetris.org/game.php
11:26.55Technobliteratorwhy arent you geting it
11:27.04Technobliteratortheyre out of fiction, how does that not make sense?
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11:28.20Liquid_Ink_What do you mean, "out of fiction"
11:28.38AsdruabelThey do nothing
11:28.46AsdruabelThey left this universe generally.
11:28.49Liquid_Ink_Oh, yes, that makes sense.
11:28.54Liquid_Ink_Lazy bastards
11:29.01AsdruabelNow they have:
11:29.08AsdruabelDemon fanboys
11:29.14AsdruabelFloating skulls
11:29.28AsdruabelTaldar who are Xhodocto fanboys
11:29.35AsdruabelSpodelings who are Xhodocto fanboys
11:29.49AsdruabelJust random dudes who are Xhodocto fanboys
11:29.59Asdruabel*and fangirls
11:30.04AsdruabelTelfinne, Divin-Ra etc
11:35.09Asdruabelhttp://www.wowpedia.org/Old_Gods'_forces I am going to make Legion's member list something like thisd
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11:42.56SporesauceDurrrrrrr
11:43.04SporesauceAnyone here
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11:44.38SporesauceHello
11:45.12Sporesauce.....
11:45.54Technobliteratorhiya
11:46.06AsdruabelHi SS
11:46.10Technobliteratorwhere you been sauce? omg it's so different without yu :/
11:46.23ImperiosHm...
11:46.26ImperiosI wonder...
11:46.39ImperiosYou stopped writing fic because you can't use Spore?
11:47.25SporesauceYeah
11:47.36Technobliteratorhow come you cant?
11:47.48SporesauceMy old mac was herp and derp
11:47.54TechnobliteratorOh :/
11:48.01Sporesaucebecause it was 3 years old and became slower each day
11:48.12TechnobliteratorAlso, I saw your blog about requesting someone to make a creature
11:48.17SporesauceYEah
11:48.21Technobliteratori'd have commented, but you know how i don't use blogs
11:48.24SporesauceHas anyone made one yet?
11:48.28TechnobliteratorSo yeah, want me to have a go?
11:48.31Technobliteratori'm not sure
11:48.42SporesauceSure you can try
11:49.07Technobliteratoral rightt brb
11:49.11Technobliteratormaking one no
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11:50.00SporesauceSo Imperios, did you ever know that the Radeons name actually exsists on Graphic Cards, or is it from the cards you got the name from
11:50.19TechnobliteratorWhat do you want me to call it?
11:51.16SporesauceI havent really thought out a name
11:51.25Sporesauceso how about twinkledork?
11:52.27Technobliteratortwinkledork? lol
11:52.31TechnobliteratorImma think of a name
11:53.20SporesauceKay sure
11:53.46TechnobliteratorWait
11:53.54Technobliterator2 small limbs placed in between its legs?
11:54.07SporesauceNo, right behind its legs
11:54.42Technobliteratorah
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11:55.52SporesauceLol what where you thinking?
11:55.52MasterMachinewazzup?
11:55.58SporesauceHeya Machin
11:56.00IrskaadMachina!
11:56.00Sporesaucee
11:56.13MasterMachineHi
11:56.38Sporesaucebtw I started to learn italian!
11:56.44SporesauceBongiorno
11:56.45Sporesaucelo
11:56.46Sporesaucel
11:57.02Sporesauce....
11:58.05Technobliteratorwhat kind of mouth
11:58.30Imperios>>So Imperios, did you ever know that the Radeons name actually exsists on Graphic Cards, or is it from the cards you got the name from
11:58.33ImperiosWell, I know.
11:58.35SporesauceThe last "carnivore plant mouth"
11:58.43Technobliteratorok
11:58.44Sporesaucethe one with sing one and five bite
11:58.44ImperiosMy videocard is Radeon
11:58.46Technobliteratorso i have to go
11:58.49ImperiosOH this one
11:58.50Technobliteratorthus cant finish it yet
11:58.55TechnobliteratorImperios: can you finish it off
11:58.58SporesauceOh I think I have a lesson that begun
11:59.00ImperiosWhich one?
11:59.06Sporesaucelol I am going to get late
11:59.07Technobliteratorlemme show
11:59.09Sporesauceseeya
11:59.12Technobliteratorhttp://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=sast-500782000230
11:59.18Technobliteratorhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Sporesauce_95/A_game! instructions
11:59.21Technobliteratorokk going now
11:59.22Technobliteratorcya#
12:00.37MasterMachinecya
12:01.02MasterMachineSo, who thinks R17 still needs some time to learn how to apologize before returning to the wiki? I do.
12:01.11ImperiosYep.
12:01.16ImperiosHe is not going to return anyway.
12:01.19ImperiosSo, STAY BANNED
12:01.50MasterMachineUntil the ban ends by itself.
12:03.01ImperiosYep
12:03.28ImperiosSo, what happened with teh Wentals?
12:04.41ImperiosThey're robots now? Kewl.
12:05.09MasterMachineThe Wentals were turned into macholife (machine life) and lost 72% of their everything, and now have a fleet of 0 and couldn't stop an enemy toothpick.
12:05.27ImperiosExplains their anger.
12:06.32ImperiosHave you made them in-Spore?
12:08.44MasterMachineUrg, no.... I suck at spore creation. And I don't have the machine pack.
12:08.55MasterMachineBRB
12:09.34ImperiosCan I make them?
12:13.10MasterMachineSure!
12:13.26MasterMachineNote: there are multiple species of Wental out there.
12:13.49ImperiosHow many...?
12:13.58MasterMachineI forget, lemmi check.
12:15.40MasterMachine12 existing, 2 extinct, and "numerous others" who died in the cleanslate when the old Wental Alliance died out.
12:16.17ImperiosOkay.
12:16.25ImperiosThat's a lot.
12:17.14MasterMachineBut for the most part they are starting to look alike. All have 4 limbs, and most have tails (about 9 or so). That's about as explicit I get I think....
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12:28.21Machine_Awayforgot to get breakfast...
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12:39.14MasterMachineMeh.... dumb internetz...
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12:49.16MasterMachineSoes....
13:03.35MasterMachineLucario, come on the IRC! I'm bored, I need to argue with you over a pointless nothing like if the sky is really blue!
13:04.32MasterMachineUrg... I am so bored I actually had time to load and listen to 34 songs on u-tube...
13:05.45MasterMachineThat was the opposite of what I wanted....
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13:06.02MasterMachineCurse you cruel worl- oh wait, hes back nows :P
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13:41.23IrskaadKo!
13:41.32OluapPlayerHi
13:41.49IrskaadHow's everything?        OluapPlayer - The same
13:42.09ImperiosOh hi OP
13:44.45MasterMachineHi Player
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13:48.20TechnobliteratorGhelae_away is *still* away?
13:48.27GhelaeNot any more.
13:48.46Technobliteratorohi
13:48.53GhelaeHello.
13:48.54Technobliteratorjust the dude i needed
13:48.58Technobliteratorhi everyone else btw
13:49.11ImperiosHi Ghelae
13:49.15GhelaeHi.
13:50.11OluapPlayerHey
13:50.24IrskaadBoo
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13:55.46ImperiosGhelae
13:55.50ImperiosI came up with cool idea.
13:55.54Imperios<PROTECTED>
13:55.56ImperiosThe player's creatures and other creatures are the remaining re-evolved Darkspore.
13:56.02Imperios<PROTECTED>
13:56.05Imperios<PROTECTED>
13:56.43GhelaeBut... if you look on the timeline, the "generations" can last for tens of millions of years. More likely, those generations just refer to the ones that you play.
13:57.01GhelaeBesides, the preceding generation when you hatch out of the egg looks just like you as well.
13:57.23ImperiosStill, they evolve quite quickly.
13:57.39GhelaeOnly if you make them too, and still, it's over millions of years.
13:57.46GhelaeBillions, in the Cell Stage.
13:58.05ImperiosOkay.
13:58.19GhelaeAnd you do know I can see the discussion you had with Liquid about this earlier?
13:58.26ImperiosOh
13:58.31GhelaeI was away from my computer, not logged out of IRC.
13:58.54GhelaeI just felt that I should add more points against your theory. :P
13:59.22ImperiosMeanwhile:
13:59.23ImperiosAt the beginning of the game, you see an asteroid (containing various microbes) fly past the sun and hit your chosen planet. Much later, when you get to Space Stage, one of your first tasks involves a crashed starship. The ship was (according to the game) trying to answer a distress call but was shot down. It could be logical that in a last-ditch effort to continue their task, they shot the asteroid to your home planet, th
13:59.23Imperiosus starting your evolution (hoping that you would redeem them once you became space-faring).
13:59.29ImperiosThat's from TVTropes
13:59.53ImperiosSpode is Cthulhu.
13:59.53ImperiosAnd the ever-so-annoying Zealots are cultists. I could seriously swear that one Zealot's Simlish once gave way to "CTHULHU FTAGHN" in my game, so this is just obvious.
14:00.35Imperios>>Clark and Stanley are immortal
14:00.37GhelaeThe problem with that first theory is that the planet with the crashed spaceship has life and an atmosphere on it. Had the spaceship been there for billions of years, it would have corroded away or been buried under sediment, and the skeletons shouldn't be there either (they're clearly not fossils; they're made of bone, not rock).
14:01.36GhelaeThe same goes for city that the spaceship came from. It wouldn't be standing like that, especially with all the damage it had taken, after all that time.
14:01.44ImperiosYeah.
14:01.46ImperiosAnother cool idea:
14:01.47ImperiosYou are Spode.
14:01.47ImperiosYou control large numbers of creatures, and you never actually find out who Spode is. You don't play as the creature. You actually are Spode filling its body with your presence.
14:02.55GhelaeIt's a possibility. The only problem I can see with it is that, in-game, you only control the evolution of one (or a few) species out of an entire galaxy.
14:03.19MasterMachineHi Ghelae, Hi jo!
14:03.35GhelaeThe backstory could be that Spode also controlled another species, and that's where the Spode religion came from, later spreading to other species even though Spode had nothing to do with them.
14:03.37GhelaeMasterMachine: Hello!
14:04.04ImperiosHuh.
14:04.05ImperiosKewl.
14:04.14ImperiosHm....
14:04.19MasterMachinePersonally I think that the idea that the Grox are the Crogenitors and other life is spawned of E-DNA. It makes sense to me, more so then most theories I've seen on it.
14:04.21ImperiosI must be... Oh.
14:04.54MasterMachineI think that the should be "I like the"
14:05.09GhelaeI would imagine that the panspermia at the start of the Cell Stage was pre-Crogenitor, explaining the different species that existed in the Crogentor time too.
14:06.08MasterMachineAwwm Ghelae, y u destroy mah hopes n dreams? :D
14:06.15ImperiosI have noticed that one of the Maxis creatures has a Russian name.
14:06.18GhelaeCos i wanna. :P
14:06.43MasterMachineXD
14:07.25ImperiosAnybody hear me?
14:07.32GhelaeYes.
14:07.41ImperiosTrooba.
14:07.51ImperiosTrooba is Russian for "pipe" or "trumpet"
14:08.50ImperiosOr "Tube"
14:09.03MasterMachinelol, sort of like how Sapo is Portagies for Frog :P
14:10.00MasterMachineSo wait.... is U-Tube called "U-Trooba" in Russia? (Honest question!)
14:10.15ImperiosÒû-Òðóáà XD
14:10.19ImperiosIf you mean Youtube
14:10.25ImperiosTy-Trooba
14:12.41MasterMachineOh my....
14:12.41MasterMachineDid the Russian name for it not have a single consanant?????
14:12.41MasterMachineÒû-Òðóáà - I see all O's, U's and A's! How is that pronounced?
14:13.02GhelaeI think it was glitch in the transliteration.
14:13.27GhelaeThose aren't Cyrillic letters, after all.
14:13.29ImperiosYeo
14:13.32ImperiosTy-Trooba
14:13.42ImperiosÕÓËÈ ÒÓÒ ÒÀÊ ÌÀËÎ
14:13.46ImperiosÝÒÎ ÍÀØÀ ÒÎ×ÊÀ ÁËßÄÜ
14:13.50ImperiosÒÛ ÍÀ ÏÅÍÅÊ ÑÅË
14:13.56ImperiosÄÎËÆÅÍ ÁÛË ÊÎÑÀÐÜ ÎÒÄÀÒÜ
14:14.04ImperiosÀ ÂÎÒ ÕÓËÈ ÒÓÒ ÒÀÊ ÌÀËÎ
14:14.08GhelaeYeah, that's all in accented Latin letters now.
14:14.15ImperiosÓÐÎÄ ÁËßÄÜ ÒÛ
14:14.20ImperiosÈÄÈ ÍÀÕÓÉ ÏÈÄÎÐ ÁËÄÜ
14:14.47ImperiosÁËßÄÜ
14:14.51ImperiosÊÀÊ ÓÅÁÓ ÑÓÊÀ
14:14.56GhelaeActually, there's also a cross, some double-esses, an a-e ligature, a couple of dees with lines in them...
14:15.00ImperiosTell me what you see
14:15.04Imperiospost it
14:15.10GhelaeÕÓËÈ ÒÓÒ ÒÀÊ ÌÀËÎ
14:15.14GhelaeÝÒÎ ÍÀØÀ ÒÎ×ÊÀ ÁËßÄÜ
14:15.17GhelaeÒÛ ÍÀ ÏÅÍÅÊ ÑÅË
14:15.21GhelaeÄÎËÆÅÍ ÁÛË ÊÎÑÀÐÜ ÎÒÄÀÒÜ
14:15.26GhelaeÀ ÂÎÒ ÕÓËÈ ÒÓÒ ÒÀÊ ÌÀËÎ
14:15.29GhelaeÓÐÎÄ ÁËßÄÜ ÒÛ
14:15.33GhelaeÈÄÈ ÍÀÕÓÉ ÏÈÄÎÐ ÁËÄÜ
14:15.40GhelaeÁËßÄÜ
14:15.42GhelaeÊÀÊ ÓÅÁÓ ÑÓÊÀ
14:16.04ImperiosActually, that was a quote from one of the Russian YouTube's memes.
14:16.07ImperiosLike your PINGAS
14:16.08MasterMachineAih! Too many posts, my PC glitched up there for a sec!
14:16.11Imperiosor MMAH BOI
14:16.21ImperiosOr POOTIS
14:16.25ImperiosDunno.
14:16.31MasterMachinePingas?
14:16.59MasterMachine~scream
14:16.59infobotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
14:16.59ImperiosYeah
14:17.02ImperiosPINGAS
14:17.10ImperiosSnooPING AS usual, I see?
14:17.12MasterMachineWhat does that mean?
14:17.20ImperiosWhat? Pingas?
14:17.26MasterMachineyep
14:17.38ImperiosIt's a quote from Sonic toon
14:17.46ImperiosSnooPING AS usual
14:17.50MasterMachineOh.... never heard of it.
14:17.52Imperiosit sounds like "Penis"
14:17.56OluapPlayerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyM1UGD8sqM
14:17.58MasterMachine...
14:18.19ImperiosWhat I was saying in Russian and Caps is roughly an equivalent of your SPESS MEHREENS
14:19.18MasterMachine's head explodes from an overload of information. Machines can only handle so much before they glitch up.
14:19.28ImperiosActually, as I remember, Boreale speaks normally in Russian version of Soulstorm
14:20.02Machine_AwayGonna Play Call of Duty
14:20.17IrskaadWhat duty? :P+
14:20.41IrskaadIf it's called "Call of Duty" then which is the duty?
14:21.07Machine_AwayIDK
14:21.14Imperiosa game
14:21.21Imperiosabout american dudes fighting nazi dudes
14:21.38Technobliterator-_-
14:21.39Technobliteratorno
14:21.46IrskaadWhat about dudettes?
14:21.47Technobliteratornot just americans vs nazis
14:21.58Technobliteratormodern warfare isnt
14:22.38Machine_AwayBlack Ops also has some Veitnam in it.
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14:22.48Machine_AwayI'm not good at being away am I?
14:22.50Imperioshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEyVNpV5DSE Ode to WAAAAGH
14:23.26Irskaadhttp://www.moedasportugal.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=21_45&products_id=54&zenid=f98dhgtq7cd4f1vd86qgl6toq3 I have a coin like this XD
14:25.05ImperiosAct I. Scene I. Planet Elsinore, Denmark Waaaugh; Warcamp of Warboss Claudius
14:25.05ImperiosEnter Barnardo and Francisco, two boyz
14:25.06ImperiosBarnardo: Oy! Who goez dere?
14:25.06ImperiosFrancisco: It's me you git!
14:25.07ImperiosEnter Horatio (a nob) and Marcellus (another boy)
14:25.08ImperiosHoratio: Oy you lot! Stand to!
14:25.08ImperiosEveryone: OK boss!
14:25.08ImperiosHoratio: Why'z you lot afraid like a snotling?
14:25.09ImperiosMarcellus: We'z seen a ghost boss!
14:25.09ImperiosEnter ghost of old Warboss – Old Warboss Hamlet
14:25.10ImperiosHoratio: Stomp it! Waaaugh!!!
14:25.10ImperiosStomping ensues
14:25.11ImperiosMarcellus: Dat ghost iz right tuff!
14:25.12ImperiosHoratio: We'z not have enough dakka boyz! I'z gonna get boss Hamlet, he's got dem tricks, he'z gonna know what to do!
14:25.54Imperioshttp://1d4chan.org/images/1/1f/Ork_love_potion.jpg
14:25.56ImperiosFemale Ork
14:25.59ImperiosMy head hurts
14:43.04Technobliteratorbbl
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15:11.18IrskaadCyrannus!
15:11.23GhelaeHello!
15:11.39CyrannianHello!
15:12.35ImperiosOh hi Cyrannian
15:12.40ImperiosI have a request...
15:12.51ImperiosCan't you make a pic of Chancellor Dasa without the Background?
15:12.53Imperios*b
15:13.02CyrannianSure
15:13.45ImperiosCyr?
15:14.40CyrannianI will make the picture now.
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15:15.15Asdruabel..?
15:15.30GhelaeHe said; "I will make the picture now".
15:15.41AsdruabelOkay
15:16.11AsdruabelI like how I described Telfinne:
15:17.04Asdruabel"Four meters tall; long, black, talons; black and charred skin which cracks like magma; lava-like blood and burning eyes; cute, adorable face."
15:17.15AsdruabelXD
15:18.27AsdruabelWell, I forgot one thing about Telfinne.
15:19.06CyrannianYou don't have to mention ''that'' bit
15:19.20CyrannianPeople will see clearly from the picture.
15:19.31AsdruabelYep
15:20.19AsdruabelI will make a drawing of Telfinne one day.
15:25.04OluapPlayerhai Cyrannian
15:25.25CyrannianBy the way in regard to R17. I no longer support the unban. A) Because he doesn't want to come back anyway. B) He showed no signs of a sincere apology.
15:25.30CyrannianHi Oluap
15:25.38AsdruabelImp: Yeah, agree.
15:25.45AsdruabelWait
15:25.47AsdruabelWut
15:25.48AsdruabelI meant
15:25.55GhelaeYou were talking to yourself there. :P
15:26.15AsdruabelCyr: Yeah, agree. It is unneeded to break the rules anyway, and he trolled OP a bit even in the post.
15:26.47AsdruabelHm, I wonder.
15:28.44AsdruabelGhelae, I heard that human females' b00bz being swollen/whatever all the time is the result of long infancy period of humans.
15:28.49Asdruabelthinks a bit.
15:28.59AsdruabelRadeon infancy period is longer than that of humans...
15:29.03AsdruabelExplains Telfinne's thing.
15:29.25GhelaeI don't know anything about that. There's all sorts of explanations that could work.
15:29.39CyrannianAsdruabel: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/b/bc/Chancellor_Das%C3%A1_%283ATC%29.png
15:29.56GhelaeAlthough, given what you've explained before about Radeon reproduction, sexual selection probably isn't the one for them.
15:30.00AsdruabelYep
15:30.03AsdruabelActually
15:30.15AsdruabelI retconned Radeon reproduction to "Radeon will NEVER tell you"
15:30.28GhelaeAh, fair enough.
15:30.57AsdruabelAsking Radeon about how they reproduce = Your mind will be raped by his/her psychic abilities
15:30.59IrskaadDo radeon like their babies?
15:31.09AsdruabelThey barely like anything.
15:31.26AsdruabelWell, they kinda like them yep. Not like humans, but they like them.
15:32.04AsdruabelOkauy
15:32.07Asdruabelanything else?
15:32.25GhelaeSo... is this vagueness so that you can still fantasise about them? :P
15:32.44AsdruabelNope, I just found original idea a bit... stupid.
15:32.51CyrannianAsdruabel: I have that picture. Why did you want it? - http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/b/bc/Chancellor_Das%C3%A1_%283ATC%29.png
15:33.30AsdruabelFor the video.
15:33.34AsdruabelHe will be on CAS pic
15:34.08AsdruabelActually, some people consider me Not. PERVY. ENOUGH.
15:34.15CyrannianI think Zillum would be best, considering that Dasá is now technically an Apocalypta.
15:34.35AsdruabelMeh, okay.
15:34.49Asdruabel>> So... is this vagueness so that you can still fantasise about them? :P
15:34.52AsdruabelActually...
15:35.09AsdruabelRadeon's psychic abilities allow them to control emotions and feelings of the others.
15:35.34AsdruabelThey can make you feel RAAAGE so you will leap at your comrades, make you feel fear so you will run away from Radeons...
15:36.12AsdruabelThey can make you feel pain - you may die from the shock, in fact - but they can also make you feel pleasure using their psychic abilities.
15:37.01AsdruabelSo... If someone will somehow take control of Radeon(ess)' psychic abilities = possibilities are limitless
15:37.02AsdruabelXD
15:37.03AsdruabelOkay
15:37.08AsdruabelPervmode off
15:41.36Asdruabel...anyway...
15:41.56AsdruabelCyrannian Grox may not appear in the video, because it will be too large otherwise
15:42.12AsdruabelThey will be mentioned in the Grox part anyway
15:42.18CyrannianOh, okay
15:42.24AsdruabelAlso, Gros & Ermitant. too out.
15:42.58OluapPlayer:c
15:58.56AsdruabelHuh...
15:59.12AsdruabelI know how all major species of the Wh40k reproduce, except Tau.
15:59.17AsdruabelHumans: Duh
15:59.19AsdruabelOrks: Spores
16:00.07AsdruabelEldar: Like humans, except they need to have sex at least four times so the child could be born. Explains the Slaanesh thing.
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16:00.17AsdruabelTyranid: Created by Norn-queens.
16:00.30AsdruabelNecrons: Do not reproduce, only ressurected.
16:00.40AsdruabelChaos Daemons: Reproduce by thinking
16:01.00IrskaadXhoddie!
16:01.15XhoHi
16:02.27XhoIRC ded
16:03.04GhelaeHello.
16:03.10AsdruabelHi Xhoddie
16:03.26XhoDed ded ded
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16:04.56GhelaeEverybody left because Asdruabel started talking about alien reproduction in WH40k. :P
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16:05.44Technobliteratorok anything being goin on?
16:05.50AsdruabelThat's actually isn't squicky at all
16:06.12AsdruabelOrks reproduce by Spores, Daemons by thinking, Necrons by ressurecting...
16:06.15GhelaeAsdruabel: I know it isn't.
16:06.26GhelaeTechnobliterator: Nope. Xho was just moaning about how dead IRC is.
16:06.28AsdruabelIf you think something pervvy, a new Slaaneshi demon is born.
16:06.36Technobliteratoroh lol
16:06.59TechnobliteratorMay as well delete the R17 blog?
16:07.10Ghelaewonders how many Slaaneshi demons Asdruabel and LotG have made between them
16:07.58AsdruabelIf you think something related to war and conflict, anew Khornate daemon is born.
16:08.14AsdruabelImagine how many Khornate demons are made by R17
16:08.16Asdruabeland Xho
16:08.36Technobliteratorwhat demons?
16:08.36GhelaeLoads have probably been made by *me* editing the standard weapons tech page...
16:08.49GhelaeWarhammer 40k Chaos demons.
16:08.57AsdruabelWell, they are usually called Daemons.
16:09.05AsdruabelBut demon is also acceptable.
16:09.06Technobliteratoroh
16:09.12Technobliteratordemons made by who how?
16:09.22GhelaeMade by people, by their thoughts.
16:09.42AsdruabelSlaaneshi daemons are made by thoughts of pleasure and perversion.
16:09.50Technobliteratoroh
16:09.52Technobliteratorwtf?
16:10.07AsdruabelKhornate daemons are made by thoughts of war and rage
16:10.23AsdruabelTzeentch daemons are made by thoughts of hope, ambition and geekiness
16:10.42AsdruabelNurgle daemons are made by thoughts of despair, love and compassion
16:10.50GhelaeAre there any thoughts that *don't* make daemons.
16:10.52Ghelae?*
16:11.15Asdruabel...nope.
16:11.53XhoI was beeped
16:12.05GhelaeIRC no ded now
16:12.23XhoDunno hownthat works on iPad cause theres no JavaScript
16:12.35GhelaeMagic.
16:12.57XhoHur
16:16.45XhoOkay I'm on the wiki now
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16:17.54GhelSpontaneous disconnection...
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16:18.25OluapPlayerhai Xho
16:18.31XhoMmmhm
16:18.33XhoHai
16:18.44XhoWiki y u boring me
16:18.57XhoGuess itsnthe iPad effect
16:23.08XhoI love Spriggs revision on that blog
16:23.18XhoMade me lol
16:23.21Technobliteratorsame
16:24.14OluapPlayersame killed her
16:24.45XhoMasterMachine is a Sporewiki Legend apparently
16:25.17OluapPlayerNnngh
16:25.28IrskaadThen what am I?
16:25.33GhelaeYet, somehow, "[his] fiction is still in need of some improvement"...
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16:27.05XhoDerp
16:27.29XhoIf he's a Legend I'm like Hax
16:27.50IrskaadAnd what am I? :P
16:28.29XhoWell it would be higher than Legend but not Hax
16:28.41IrskaadNo, in the regular scale?
16:28.42OluapPlayerYou're Lezia
16:28.52IrskaadLol
16:28.55XhoDurrrrrrrrr
16:29.19XhoDunno, Veteran I guess
16:29.42Irskaad:D
16:30.03XhoNeed to revise that I guess
16:30.19Irskaadgrabs a Shu'olerthae and makes it party
16:30.26OluapPlayerNo
16:30.32IrskaadXD
16:30.50XhoNow what
16:30.50XhoWell Irsk is dead
16:30.57IrskaadXD
16:31.10IrskaadShu'olerthae, kill me already
16:31.34XhoIt'll be pretty horrible
16:32.18XhoWell I almost cut my finger off today, that stung
16:32.25Irskaad:(
16:32.37Irskaadpets a Shu'olerthae so he will kill me XD
16:32.39XhoSkull dude would fucking kill
16:33.00OluapPlayerTouching it would be enough to kill you
16:33.06IrskaadLOL
16:33.11Xhowell if the knife was another centimetre closer
16:33.27XhoI'd be down to nine fingers
16:33.36IrskaadPoor you
16:33.49GhelaeAt least you'd still have plenty.
16:33.56XhoI essentiL
16:34.02XhoEssentially
16:34.12XhoSkinned my finger
16:34.20XhoBlood evrywhar
16:34.24IrskaadOh my, is it badly hurt?
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16:34.55XhoDidn't hurt because I was cutting something cold up
16:35.26XhoSo yeah, shit went down
16:35.42Irskaad:(
16:35.56IrskaadAsk a Vi'Navitum to heal it
16:36.08GhelaeVi'Navitum hate humans, remember?
16:36.28GhelaeThey'd get rid of the pain by vaporising his entire body.
16:36.34Irskaad:(
16:36.43IrskaadWhy do they hate us?
16:36.45XhoMore or less
16:37.00XhoThey freed the Xhodocto
16:37.03XhoDum dum
16:37.24IrskaadWill the Xhodocto be free once more?
16:37.32OluapPlayerThey are already free
16:37.46GhelaeThis Xhodocto-freeing happened tens of thousands of years ago.
16:37.47IrskaadNo, I mean from their exile
16:37.48XhoThey freed the Xhodocto after they sacrificed their race to seal them
16:38.01OluapPlayerXhodocto aren't exiled
16:38.07XhoThe human that did it had a troll face that day
16:38.31OluapPlayer"You freed hell upon us all!"
16:38.33OluapPlayer"Problem?"
16:38.55OluapPlayerLet's hope he was the first to get killed
16:39.03XhoVinavitum created the FUUUUUUUUUUU face
16:39.14IrskaadWell, they can't harm mortals anymore, that counts as exile
16:39.39GhelaeAnd if they were de-exiled, the omniverse would be destroyed in an instant, and that would end our fiction pretty quickly.
16:40.13XhoXhodocto - let us in bitches
16:40.30IrskaadKomorians - LET THE XHODOCTO IN FRAKKERS
16:40.56OluapPlayerRest - lolno
16:41.19IrskaadKomorians - *They start killing for their faith*
16:41.32OluapPlayer"lultier4"
16:41.35XhoXhodocto - *possesses the Comitatus as their hosts*
16:41.47GhelaeApalos - *gets out the hyperluminal missiles and starts firing them at random Komorian planets*
16:41.47IrskaadKomorians - *Are thankful*
16:41.49XhoProblem, universe?
16:41.55OluapPlayerCult - We were replaced by a Tier 4!?
16:42.29GhelaeSSA - *notices the Xhodocto-possessed Komorians and runs away*
16:42.41IrskaadYeah Xho, Xhodocto should use the Komorians as hosts :D
16:42.47XhoXhodocto - *takes over Comitatus bodies as their own*
16:42.51Xhoolol
16:43.05Xhowait
16:43.10XhoAlan Sugar
16:43.28GhelaeThe Xhodocto are going to use Alan Sugar as a host?
16:43.28OluapPlayerSounds dumb when you got studd like the Mahanayan available
16:43.38OluapPlayerstuff
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16:43.52XhoAlansugar sounds like Angazhar....he's a Xhodocto
16:44.05GhelaeOluapPlayer: Exactly - nobody expects the Komorians to be used as Xhodocto hosts.
16:45.48XhoWhoo I just got my PS3 in the mail
16:45.56IrskaadWoah
16:50.12XhoI got a PS3 Slim and its still huge
16:50.20IrskaadWow.
16:51.36XhoI gotta go see if it's gonna go I'm my room or not
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16:59.01AsdruabelHi.
16:59.11The_RandomnessHello mortals and such
17:00.07*** join/#sporewiki Asdruabel (~andrewoga@pppoe.178-66-21-154.dynamic.avangarddsl.ru)
17:01.52OluapPlayerHello
17:03.53AsdruabelOh...
17:04.58AsdruabelWe have Xhousthoe and Xhonet
17:05.05AsdruabelWe do not need Xhoddies anymore XD
17:05.27IrskaadXhodocto can posess my beings at any time though :D
17:05.39AsdruabelOkay.
17:05.53AsdruabelXhodocto can possess Telfinne, she's open XD
17:06.01AsdruabelAlthough the Xhodocto will go insane quickly.
17:06.10OluapPlayerAwkward
17:16.38AsdruabelHur
17:16.52AsdruabelDa Loronz are represented in the video by Frek'loar
17:17.06IrskaadCool.
17:17.13IrskaadHow far are you in?
17:17.24OluapPlayerYey
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17:40.08dino___hello
17:40.23OluapPlayerHey
17:40.40dino___how are you doing Oluap!
17:41.01OluapPlayerI'm alright
17:41.28dino___great to hear!
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17:43.25Tynorg6Hello.
17:44.05Tynorg6You won't see me after this hour and a half because my computer's running Spore.
17:44.16Tynorg6I'm not on my computer.
17:44.25AsdruabelHi Dino.
17:45.18Tynorg6?
17:45.30Tynorg6(Connection Error much?)
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17:46.05Tynorg6Hello again.
17:46.41Tynorg6Why is it usually quiet when I come on?
17:48.06Tynorg6Yoo hoo!
17:48.27dino___hello Tynorg!
17:48.32dino___Today is indeed very quiet
17:48.33dino___Imperios!
17:48.42AsdruabelHi.
17:51.00AsdruabelLegion is represented by Angry Guy
17:51.11AsdruabelDracs by a regular Spinker, Drac and Bonio
17:51.16AsdruabelKraw by the Major 4
17:53.06AsdruabelGah
17:53.17AsdruabelI hate how Pinnacle slows my PC
17:56.26AsdruabelHoh
17:56.27Asdruabelhuh
17:56.29Asdruabeli realised
17:56.36AsdruabelHalf of the video's music is from DoW
17:57.56dino___?
17:57.57OluapPlayerHeh
18:00.03*** join/#sporewiki Asdruabel (~andrewoga@pppoe.178-66-21-154.dynamic.avangarddsl.ru)
18:00.50Asdruabelhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSLLvPxl0AA&feature=related That version of the Imperial March will be for the Imperial Alliance
18:03.08dino___sounds nice!
18:03.33dino___this is for Rambo Nation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdENPYbtBeI
18:03.47dino___especialley the intro part with the female voice
18:04.06AsdruabelR is after O
18:04.17AsdruabelMeaning Um2k9 is making Rambo part
18:05.57dino___R is after O?
18:05.57AsdruabelKicath = Spess Mehreens theme\
18:06.06AsdruabelWell, A-O is made by me
18:06.13AsdruabelP-Z is made by Um
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18:08.13TybusenHey everyone!
18:08.20OluapPlayerHello
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18:08.28TybusenHi Cat
18:08.31OluapPlayerhai
18:08.32CatfaceHi
18:08.59TybusenHai Asdruabel
18:09.04TybusenHai dino___
18:09.47CatfaceHai
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18:10.43TybusenI've realized something about the R17 discussion
18:10.59dino___hello Tybussen!
18:11.01dino___How are you doing!
18:11.05TybusenHi dino!
18:11.20TybusenI needed to talk to you about something
18:11.39dino___Imperios, I have no idea what you are talking about with the A-O and P-Z, I am affraid I missed something or misunderstand. Want to enlighten me on the fact?
18:11.49dino___Let me know Tybusen
18:12.13TybusenWell, it's a idea for a sidestory for the GCW
18:12.32TybusenUm told me to talk to you about it
18:14.09dino___ooh let me know or rather on private channel?
18:14.17TybusenOh okay
18:15.16dino___Imperios, are you still there?
18:16.17TybusenAsdruabel: Regarding this A-O and P-Z thing, is this about the new SporeWiki video database?
18:16.48dino___oh a new wiki video!
18:16.50dino___Cool!
18:20.50AsdruabelYep.
18:21.31AsdruabelI will finish it tomorrow, most likely. I wished to complete it today but I fehled (the Emprah.)
18:26.29TybusenIs teh TIAF in teh P-Z video?
18:27.32CatfaceWhat?
18:28.17TybusenNew SporeWiki video database
18:28.22dino___oh nice
18:28.24CatfaceoH
18:28.30TybusenReplacing the old SSA one
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18:29.46CatfaceThere better be ULE.
18:30.39OluapPlayerYou need to ask Um that, he is the one making the P-Z part
18:31.24TybusenRAWR
18:31.42CatfaceHe he isn't I'm going to do something to him all right!
18:32.16Catface@OP Exiled prince http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Mozada
18:32.23OluapPlayerI've seen it
18:32.32OluapPlayerTiny little page
18:32.41CatfaceLittle page man.
18:32.50CatfaceWait, do you stalk my edits?
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18:33.18OluapPlayerI stalk the Recent Changes page
18:33.35The_RandomnessYou are not alone there.
18:33.51OluapPlayerAlso you should make a navbox for your fiction
18:33.56OluapPlayerAnd hai Random
18:35.37CatfaceI do have one.
18:35.57dino___'random!
18:36.14dino___oh exiled prince, seems the Plot around the Tralor see the daylight!
18:36.27The_RandomnessTybusen: yunocontactJovar1
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18:38.04dino____darn connection issues
18:39.50The_Randomnessis feeling extremely lazy, as usual
18:41.55dino____lol
18:44.33dino____oh have to go
18:44.36dino____see ya all necdt
18:44.37dino____time
18:44.39dino____bye
18:44.40The_RandomnessI am not going to let Jovar1 get away with not doing a thing, despite the fact that I'm the mastermind behind our plans.
18:44.42The_RandomnessBye
18:44.47dino____bye
18:45.21TybusenYdon'tucontacthimRandom
18:45.32TybusenDangit.
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18:49.41CatfaceHai xho
18:52.26XhoHai
18:53.02XhoBloody hell establishing a PS3 connection is hardfaic
18:53.10OluapPlayerhai
18:53.33XhoHai
18:55.12TybusenHai Xho
18:55.39XhoLol I'm reading a log from March 17
18:56.13XhoIt says that OluapPlayer wished that he knew how to make miniportraits
18:56.32OluapPlayerhur
18:57.00IrskaadAnd me?
18:57.17XhoI dunno
18:57.21IrskaadXD
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18:57.40XhoI only went on there to find my IP address from the computer
18:57.45IrskaadZyrannus!
18:58.03IrskaadXho: Use cmd then ping
18:58.07CyrannianHello
18:58.43XhoWhat you on about
18:58.55OluapPlayerhai Cyrannian
18:59.11CyrannianHello Oluap!
18:59.35XhoStupid DNS errors
18:59.38IrskaadXho: On the start menu search, type cmd, then on the prompt that appears, type ping or ipconfig
19:00.02CyrannianI'm going to put an away template on my user page to mark my decreased activity because of school.
19:00.11IrskaadPoor you Cyrannus
19:00.29XhoHur sloop
19:00.29XhoRem
19:00.36XhoNnnnngh
19:00.40XhoSchool
19:00.42CyrannianIt's alright. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.
19:02.18IrskaadI don't have school anymore :P
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19:04.21TybusenHai Um!
19:04.38CyrannianHello!
19:05.12TybusenI just talked to Dino about the GCW thing
19:05.34CyrannianAw darn, did I miss Dino again
19:05.50CyrannianI need to talk to him
19:05.51TybusenBy 20 minutes this time ^^
19:06.21TybusenAnyways, we added on quite a bit to the plot, I need your approval now
19:06.25CyrannianAnd I need to talk with Catface about the new GCW story
19:06.32CyrannianOh, go on then
19:06.51TybusenSo Geldrim gets assassinated, and he dies.
19:07.07CyrannianOh, poor little guy
19:07.15TybusenThen, the TIAF force finds Aur'Lodin and saves him
19:07.52TybusenAnd they decide to take Geldrim's daughter to prevent any more trouble from Yudumarth.
19:08.21Cyrannian<PROTECTED>
19:08.26CyrannianNnggh
19:08.32TybusenWut
19:08.43Cyrannian*Oh cool, that sounds great
19:08.57IrskaadDinner, bye
19:09.10TybusenWhich practically makes this a huge TIAF victory
19:09.16TybusenBai Irsk
19:09.47TybusenWhich could either end the Quadrants campaign or reinvigorate Confederate forces
19:10.34TybusenWhich will be up to you, this will be somewhat of a turning point for Year Three
19:10.49CyrannianIndeed
19:11.54TybusenDino tells me Yudumarth's ground defense isn't that great, so the only difficult part is getting through the CAS blockade
19:12.25TybusenSo you like Um?
19:12.27CyrannianI doubt the Confederacy will back down from their attacks on the Quadrants, considering they control large expanses of space in former Adelphi Space in Quadrant 82
19:13.10TybusenThough it will definitely put the CAS in shock if we choose that path then.
19:13.51CyrannianBut yes, it sounds cool
19:13.59TybusenSince if they lose Yudumarth, that ends their current Quadrant campaign
19:15.00TybusenYudumarth will be the turning point
19:15.15CyrannianFrom that front perhaps, but Yudumarth isn't the only center of the Quadrant campaign
19:15.54TybusenBut if Yudumarth falls, I believe that restores the wormhole link between the URC and Rambo.
19:16.05CyrannianAh yes
19:16.34TybusenWhether Yudumarth falters or cones surging back is all up to you
19:16.53TybusenI'm just providing the reason for it :P
19:17.17CyrannianThat would be important for the Rambo campaign in Cyrannus, but the CAS can travel the galaxies using their own technology instead of natural wormholes
19:17.53TybusenOf course, though it will definitely be an important link.
19:18.24TybusenLosing Yudumarth at the start of the war was a heavy blow to the URC early on, if I recall
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19:19.03TybusenHai Jo
19:19.17OluapPlayerHey
19:19.21CyrannianHello
19:19.32Technobliteratorhi
19:21.07TybusenHey, Um, I'm probably scrapping the "Trouble in the TIAF" subpage, could you delete it please?
19:21.52CyrannianWhy is that?
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19:22.20TybusenJust sorta don't wanna do that now.
19:22.26Doctor_CatfaceBack
19:23.12TybusenI feel the TIAF's story will probably be narrated by the major events, with minor events being mentioned in things like the intro
19:23.13CyrannianTybusen: Sure, I will now
19:23.17Technobliteratorohaithar
19:23.33TybusenThanks Um
19:23.59Doctor_CatfaceAlmost done updating  my navbox
19:27.33CyrannianThere you go Tybusen
19:27.43Technobliteratorded paeg
19:27.56Cyrannian:> I killed him with science
19:28.06Doctor_Catfaceyey
19:28.47OluapPlayerdam u
19:31.49Cyrannianbai bai
19:36.33TechnobliteratorSomone gimme something to do!
19:36.48Technobliterator:/
19:37.01Doctor_CatfaceMake me a cookie
19:37.04TybusenRealized something about the R17 thing
19:37.11Technobliteratorwhat was it Tybusen ?
19:37.43OluapPlayerPlay DoW like you asked me to minutes ago
19:37.53TybusenThe Neutral guys sorta want nothing to happen, which is practically what the ban people want
19:38.06TybusenSo there is no neutral ground! :D
19:38.08TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer: still chatting
19:38.18Technobliteratorolol
19:38.19OluapPlayerTechnobliterator: ya so dum
19:38.23TechnobliteratorOluapPlayer: ya mom
19:38.54Technobliteratori wonder, we could do with another irc admin?
19:39.19TechnobliteratorI mean it's not like um and oluap are on all the time
19:40.15Technobliteratori say ghelae cos he's on so frequently
19:40.58OluapPlayerI don't think it's necessary
19:41.29Technobliteratorhmm
19:41.38Technobliteratori guess it's not 100% necessary
19:41.58Tybusen:D
19:42.17Technobliterator?
19:42.37Tybusenmakes many irrational signals
19:42.47Tybusenappears interested
19:42.56Technobliteratorwtf?
19:43.11Tybusen...in the admin spot...
19:43.28OluapPlayerNope
19:43.33OluapPlayerOnly wiki admins can be IRC admins
19:43.47TybusenDANGIT
19:44.06Doctor_CatfaceI was a chat mod for a short while,
19:44.49Technobliteratoryeahh i gave catface a go as a chat mod to test it
19:45.01IrskaadBe right back switching my connection to android mode
19:45.02TybusenMeh.
19:45.08TybusenK
19:45.36Doctor_CatfaceI enjoyed my small bit of powar but in the end I really didn't care.
19:45.40TybusenYayz I think I have another song to the new Intergalactic Band album
19:46.26Technobliteratorwtf! there's a portal for justn bieber on wikipedia. :S
19:46.51Tybusen...HE MUST DIE >:(
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19:47.05DaaxriBoo again
19:47.17Doctor_Catfacehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Justin_Bieber
19:47.21Doctor_Catfacewtf?
19:47.27Technobliteratorino? wtf?
19:47.34OluapPlayer...Justin Bieber portal?
19:47.38OluapPlayerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTNP792ykYM My opinion
19:47.48Technobliterator^
19:47.51TechnobliteratorLOLOLOL
19:48.00TybusenNew Intergalactic Band song: "Hopelessly Devoted to Shu (feat. Zavrhos)"
19:48.23OluapPlayerMy god I've been waiting since yesterdya to link to that video
19:48.27Technobliteratorwhart's it a parody of?
19:48.55DaaxriLol Tybusen
19:49.06Technobliteratorbest portal ever http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Kanye_West
19:50.51Doctor_Catface@OP I'm going to buy you this game http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfBMqgutdo0
19:51.23TybusenTechnobliterator: Spoof of "Hopelessly Devoted to You" from Grease
19:51.30Technobliteratoroh
19:51.36Technobliteratorneva heard of it
19:52.37Technobliteratorhmmm
19:52.42Technobliteratori been thinking about parodies
19:52.46Technobliteratori got tons of ideas
19:52.48Doctor_CatfaceDisagree http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Missouri
19:53.10ShufanTybusen: Show us the lyrics to the Intergalactic band song
19:53.14Shufan:D
19:53.21Technobliteratorwtf? there's portals for missouri?
19:53.37Doctor_CatfaceYes
19:53.42Technobliteratoroh well if there's portals for JB. there must be for a lot of almost as retarded stuff
19:54.02Doctor_Catfacehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Texas
19:54.11TybusenShufan: Still thinking of the whole song
19:54.23Technobliteratorportal for states?
19:54.24TybusenBut you know the original song, right?
19:54.27TechnobliteratorTybusen: just do a verse and a chorus
19:54.32Technobliteratornot had
19:54.33Doctor_CatfaceWell I think US states is better than Justin Bieber.
19:54.37Technobliterator^
19:54.40Technobliteratorway betta
19:55.00Technobliteratorportals for states owns portals for talentless people
19:55.02TybusenI only really think of one line for the preview ^^
19:55.06ShufanTybusen: Not really, going to listen to it
19:55.10TybusenBut I'll try
19:55.42Doctor_Catfacehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Internet
19:55.43TybusenIf you listen you might get an idea of might the spoff lyrics are like
19:55.56Technobliteratornow internet is a sensible
19:55.57Technobliteratorone
19:56.10TybusenIs there a Portal portal?
19:56.17Technobliteratorlol
19:56.50Doctor_Catfacehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Portal
19:56.53Doctor_CatfaceYes
19:57.38TybusenWha...?
19:57.48Technobliteratorw.t.f.
19:57.54OluapPlayerPortalception
19:58.11Doctor_CatfaceBRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM
19:58.17TybusenI was thinking Portal the game, but it's better than nothing...
19:58.32Doctor_Catfacehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l71gaZnYgOU
19:59.24OluapPlayerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZkcoB7RiMg
19:59.56Doctor_Catface@OP Play both videos at the same time
20:03.11Technobliteratoroi Tybusen get my inbox
20:03.34TybusenPreview for the track: "Of course Zavrhos wasn't too keen on singing this song about Shu'ulathoi, though after the Kralgon Emperor, a fan of the Band, threatened another Betrayal War, Zavrhos hesitantly agreed."
20:03.57Shufan:P
20:04.01TechnobliteratorLOL
20:05.15Technobliteratoryou got my email Tybusen?
20:05.18TybusenLoved the Betrayal Wars, BTW ^^
20:05.20TybusenYep
20:05.25TybusenLoved that one
20:05.45Doctor_CatfaceI need something to do.
20:06.01Technobliteratorimma get the secnd one done
20:06.17TybusenAlright can't wait to see it!
20:06.29TechnobliteratorDoctor_Catface: add to tralor page dam u
20:06.34TybusenYou listened to that song yet, Irsk?
20:06.41Doctor_CatfaceHmm
20:06.49Doctor_CatfaceSounds hawt
20:06.55ShufanI have :P
20:07.41TybusenHopelessly devoted to Shuuuuu I'm hopelessly devoted to Shuuuu
20:07.58Shufan:D
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20:11.16Doctor_CatfaceOP
20:11.36Doctor_CatfacePicture http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Spore_2011-08-24_03-08-04.png
20:11.54OluapPlayer_Tralor trio
20:12.21Doctor_CatfaceAncient Tralor raiding party.
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20:12.52LotGI am not a fucking happy bunny.
20:13.06ShufanWhy? :(
20:13.09*** mode/#sporewiki [+o OluapPlayer] by ChanServ
20:13.18OluapPlayerHey go rage somewhere else
20:13.40LotG"He ticked off a lot of users, like Xho, Catface/MathewMosely, Lucario of the Gods (not hard to do), OluapPlayer, and others (Irskaad was pretty upset too)" ~Master Machine
20:13.56LotGDamn messed up the message
20:14.08LotGBut anyway, you read that post?
20:14.12OluapPlayerYes
20:14.19TybusenYou've sorta upset Machine you know that Luc?
20:14.24OluapPlayerAnd I don't give a damn
20:14.42LotGMasterMachine shouldn't keep pissing me off. And doing that has got me annoyed.
20:14.53LotGBut anyway, onto other matters...
20:15.01TybusenHave you tried to reconcile?
20:15.11Doctor_CatfaceHe isn't worth getting upset about.
20:15.29LotGI don't wanna reconcile with MMachine. He knows I hate him.
20:15.39OluapPlayerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V9sJGDtrX0 A CHUCK NORREEEEEEEEHS
20:15.51TybusenWell, then this is gonna keep happening.
20:16.30Doctor_CatfaceJust ignore him.
20:17.03TybusenThat's at least better than lashing back at him.
20:17.04LotGGrr...fine I will do. Not worth getting upset over a pussy, anyway.
20:17.06LotGNow onto other matters.
20:17.43TybusenYou stopped caring about NS I see?
20:18.18LotGYeah, I was too busy for NS.
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20:19.12LotGHey Techno
20:19.20Technobliteratorhi again
20:19.22TybusenWell, while you were gone, Luc, the Confederacy has been taking over
20:19.24OluapPlayerHi
20:19.26TechnobliteratorTybusen: your gonna love the next one
20:19.26TybusenHi Jo
20:19.33TybusenAlright
20:19.47Technobliteratorfirst thoh, have you ever heard Monster by Kanye West? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nYlDYKoY1Y
20:19.54Technobliteratorlisten to it first it makestheparody funnier
20:20.06TybusenNever heard of it
20:20.20LotGI may have done.
20:20.23TybusenThough I don't really listen to rap anyways
20:20.38Technobliteratorlisten to it and te parody will be funnier
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20:21.52LotG_Hello again. HomeHub played up.
20:22.36ShufanHomeHub?
20:22.48Technobliteratorbt
20:22.56Technobliteratorsome connection thing
20:23.14Doctor_CatfaceThe only rap group I ever got into that much was RUN D.M.C
20:23.18ShufanOk.
20:23.53LotG_hehehe
20:24.03LotG_Cuz they did a thing with KISS
20:24.36Doctor_CatfaceAerosmith.
20:25.00LotG_O RLY?
20:25.21LotG_Yeah alright then
20:25.41Doctor_CatfaceYes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM0Fl2MnV5Y
20:26.44Technobliteratorsent it Tybusen
20:27.02Technobliteratornew parody
20:28.29TybusenLove it!
20:28.36Doctor_CatfaceVanilla Ice stole from Queen.
20:29.09Technobliteratorhe did
20:29.16Doctor_CatfaceYes
20:29.16Technobliteratorvanilla ice is a fail imo
20:29.20Technobliteratorand ty Tybusen
20:29.27TechnobliteratorTybusen: can you add it to the wiki somehow?
20:29.47TybusenTeh Intergalactic Band and ur songs? Yeah
20:30.36Doctor_Catface@Techno Vanilla Ice - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBR94L1Usgs Queen - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I
20:31.46Technobliteratorimo Doctor_Catface Vanilla Ice' song is the most blatant sample ever
20:31.54Technobliteratorhe added nothing to his beat
20:33.34TechnobliteratorTybusen: add nao
20:33.43TybusenPlays
20:33.49Tybusen*Okay
20:33.51Doctor_CatfaceHe could of atleast gave Queen credit.
20:33.52TechnobliteratorDoctor_Catface: you like RUN DMC??
20:33.55Doctor_CatfaceYes
20:34.01Technobliteratoromg love them
20:34.17Technobliteratorlegend group
20:34.43Doctor_CatfaceI prefer rock but that's not all I listen to.
20:35.09Technobliteratoryeahh i was gonna ask do you prefer alternative rock or heavy metal?
20:36.17Doctor_CatfaceWell I like them both depending on what band it is but the type of rock I like best is hard rock.
20:37.17Technobliteratoroh i see
20:41.01Doctor_CatfaceYep
20:43.13Doctor_CatfaceI love this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoAXW30mMAg
20:44.01Doctor_CatfaceJimi Hendrix is one of my heroes.
20:46.09Technobliteratorimo that song's great
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20:49.17SupcommMonroeeYo, it's grandpappy
20:49.31Doctor_CatfaceNOOO!
20:49.46SupcommMonroeeYESSSS
20:49.49Doctor_CatfaceI'm still healing up from last time!
20:49.54Doctor_Catfacecries
20:49.59SupcommMonroeeI still have that gun
20:50.17SupcommMonroeeIt has Xho juices in it
20:50.30Doctor_CatfaceNomtastic
20:50.39SupcommMonroee0_o
20:50.57SupcommMonroeeI have a question about the SSA
20:51.00Doctor_CatfaceI agree
20:51.06SupcommMonroee(Which sounds like a space agency)
20:51.38SupcommMonroeeSpanish Space Agency
20:51.41SupcommMonroeeWeird
20:51.57SupcommMonroeeANYWAY, what kind of interrogation techniques do they use?
20:52.16TybusenDepends on the race.
20:52.29Liquid_InkSSS SSS (Spansih Secret Service Special Security Staff)
20:52.31SupcommMonroeeWell, who would have more troops to spare to capture a downed pilot?
20:52.48SupcommMonroeeSS (Schutzstaffel/Secret Service)
20:53.00TybusenDCP, URC, or TIAF maybe
20:53.18SupcommMonroeeHow do they interrogate?
20:53.36TybusenDCP - I believe via torture
20:53.44TybusenURC - Dunno
20:53.46SupcommMonroeeGreat
20:54.13TybusenTIAF - Torture if the info is important, otherwise imprisonment
20:54.24SupcommMonroeeOkies. Thank yoo
20:54.40Doctor_CatfaceURC would more then likely uses sleep deprivation.
20:54.50Doctor_CatfaceBut I don't know.
20:55.20Doctor_CatfaceThey are a happi gud republic thing.
20:55.31SupcommMonroeeWell, I don
20:55.31SupcommMonroee'
20:55.34SupcommMonroeeWoops
20:55.53SupcommMonroeeI don't think they'd be happy with a guy who escorted level bombers dropping FUABs
20:56.44Doctor_CatfaceYou would need to ask Um then.
20:57.08SupcommMonroeeOkay
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21:21.04Technobliteratortest
21:21.05Technobliteratorohaithar Jove
21:21.09Jovehai
21:21.24ShufanHello!
21:21.32JoveI like saying that in class to zeh teacher..... "HAI TEACHER"
21:21.33ShufanYvan eht Evoj!
21:21.35JoveAnyway
21:21.41Jove-_-
21:21.46TybusenHai Jove
21:21.55JoveHai
21:22.07TybusenRandom wanted me to tell you something
21:22.15TybusenRegarding the Purge
21:22.15JoveOkayz
21:22.32TybusenHe sez he needs your help
21:22.34TybusenI think
21:22.39JoveOkayz
21:22.53TybusenSo you haz to return
21:23.05JoveNot possible
21:23.27TybusenRandom wantz you to
21:23.41JoveBut school.... i is in SCHOOL
21:24.26TybusenI will be in school next week. YOU CAN DO IT ON WEEKENDS
21:24.50JoveNOOOO
21:25.02TechnobliteratorJove: hold it there
21:25.03JoveWeekends is when I write my book, do homework and play soccer.
21:25.04Technobliteratorwait a sec
21:25.10JoveWhai
21:25.56Technobliteratorcos random's coming on
21:26.04Technobliteratorbetter to tell random if you can talk or not
21:26.08Technobliterator*help or not
21:26.10JoveOkai
21:26.16TybusenYESH FINALLY
21:26.28JoveBut idk what dis "help" is
21:26.44Technobliteratoryou'll find out?
21:26.56JoveI must find out.... now
21:27.44Technobliteratorhe's getting on in a second
21:28.08Jovewaits a second
21:28.12Technobliteratoralso, why don't you do homework on week days?
21:28.23JoveI have homework every day -_-
21:28.28TechnobliteratorI find it much better. On the weekends you wanna piss about and have fun
21:28.40Technobliteratoron the weekdays you're more in a school mood
21:28.56ShufanPoor Jove
21:29.00JovePoor me
21:30.47JoveHe still no here
21:31.15Technobliteratorrandom y u so slow
21:32.05JoveSOAP Y U NO CLEAN ME
21:32.49ShufanMushy y u no here i miss you
21:33.28Technobliteratormushy ment 2 com bk soon
21:33.42Jovehe sed dat 2 months ago
21:33.49Shufan:(
21:34.58ShufanFun question, how do you all pronounce "Irskaad"?
21:35.13JoveIrxad
21:35.21JoveOr Irksad
21:35.26ShufanLol
21:35.28Shufan:P
21:35.50Tybusen...Irskad?
21:35.54JoveTell me, Irsk...
21:36.01ShufanIr-skaad
21:36.02TechnobliteratorJove: he said it like a week ago
21:36.13JoveWhy did zeh Portuguese Empire decline and fall?
21:36.25Technobliteratori pronounce it irsk-ad
21:36.27JoveTechnobliterator: I no see dat
21:36.45ShufanHeck, the colonies wanted to become independent, and china wanted macau
21:37.16JoveDecolonization was stupid, IMO...
21:37.24JoveLook at Africa today.
21:37.30ShufanHeck, I have to agree
21:37.47Technobliteratorhe told me
21:38.12JoveIf Britain and France (even Belgium and Portugal) still had their holdings, there would be none of this "third world country" mess.
21:38.28ShufanAgreed
21:38.57JoveAnyway
21:39.56Technobliteratorbut imo india is doing well now
21:40.03ShufanYep
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21:40.19ShufanIt still has a long way to go though
21:40.22Technobliteratorhere he is Jove
21:40.28The_RandomnessFoop
21:40.29JoveHai
21:40.58JoveIndia-overpopulation, extreme poverty, and hunger/disease crises
21:41.10Technobliteratorthey're getting there though.
21:41.44TechnobliteratorI'm getting doubtful on us ever controlling population without using dictatorship
21:42.20ShufanI hope we never become a dictatorship.
21:42.32The_RandomnessPeople will keep having children no matter what you tell them.
21:42.36Shufan^
21:42.47Jovelol
21:42.53The_Randomness:/
21:43.10JoveHey. There is nothing wrong with making babies.
21:43.37The_RandomnessThere can be.
21:43.46JoveBut it's fun.... so I hear.
21:44.44The_RandomnessThis is irrelevant to why I came on. What did you decide on with Tybusen?
21:45.10TybusenHe refuses to cooperate
21:45.27JoveI said I'd listen to your proposition.
21:45.58TechnobliteratorJove: it's fun, but so? If you just want fun, then use protection
21:46.08JoveJews can't O_o
21:46.53ShufanAll that comes into my mind now is "Get with the modern days, people!"
21:47.11JoveBleh :P
21:47.13The_RandomnessLet's talk about this later. I want to get The Purge finished ASAP.
21:47.31JoveOkai
21:49.05Technobliteratoryeahh the Purge
21:51.04Jove...
21:51.19The_RandomnessSo, has anything been decided yet?
21:51.29The_RandomnessIf not, what are the problems?
21:51.57JoveI'm lost...
21:52.27The_RandomnessThe JSR are going to kick the TIAF out of the Milky Way.
21:54.08The_RandomnessTybusen: The TIAF aren't going to cooperate, right?
21:54.27TybusenYep
21:54.31The_RandomnessOk
21:54.48The_RandomnessJove: This is what you will have to do
21:55.06TybusenTIAF could care less about what the JSR has to say, and don't know who the Salsetthe are anyways
21:55.34The_RandomnessI'll role-play the SR contacting the TIAF.
21:55.51The_RandomnessThen you two have a nice little war.
21:56.14The_RandomnessIn which the TIAF get owned badly.
21:56.26TybusenAwww
21:56.40TybusenI wanted to keep the Milky Way territories...
21:57.01The_Randomness:3
21:57.49JoveSorry guys, got caught up in something
21:58.04JoveDo I get to kick TIAF butt?
21:58.12The_RandomnessYes you do.
21:58.32JoveYeh >:)
21:59.06The_RandomnessI'll stay on a bit longer in case you guys have any questions
21:59.27JoveTybusen:
21:59.28JoveOkay
21:59.48TybusenAlright
21:59.51JoveI get to kick your heiny. Or however you spell it.
22:00.20TybusenCan I have at least one moment where the TIAF looks like it'll win the battle?
22:00.29JoveYes.... but den dey lose
22:00.37TybusenOf course ^^
22:00.54JoveAnd I will annex their territories
22:01.03JoveWhich will allow me to fully surround the JPA
22:01.03The_RandomnessOmnomnomnom
22:02.37JoveI love imperialism
22:03.23TybusenI get Jora Command Zone back when the Terminal Point is over
22:03.40JoveI never said that -_-
22:03.46JoveI already have a new name for it
22:03.59The_RandomnessIs it in the Milky Way?
22:04.05Joveja
22:04.35Technobliteratorlol Tybusen
22:04.49TechnobliteratorUNO lost their entire homes in the milky way
22:04.53JoveI ish being forced to go now.
22:04.55Jove^^
22:05.08Technobliteratortbh i'm realy glad they did; they are much better in Borealis and belong there more
22:05.10The_RandomnessOk
22:05.15The_RandomnessBye Jovar
22:05.17Technobliteratorin that boealis is a galaxy run by crime
22:05.18Technobliteratorcya Jove
22:05.21Jovebye
22:05.40Technobliteratorso The_Randomness, you gonna be off back to minecraft now?
22:06.21The_RandomnessNo
22:09.11The_Randomness~vanish
22:09.11infobotACTION poofs
22:09.25Technobliterator..yes he is
22:09.29Technobliterator:P
22:22.03Technobliteratortest
22:22.11Shufantset
22:22.17TechnobliteratorTybusen: put band in pages nao
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22:26.25Tybusen_Aw crap I missed Jove
22:26.42TybusenSucks, right?
22:35.02Technobliteratornot again
23:18.08Technobliteratortest
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23:25.45ShufanEshie!
23:26.25TybusenHai
23:26.32eshahi :D
23:26.40eshahow are you today?
23:26.56ShufanI am good. Just messing with mah android :D
23:27.11Tybusen_Gotta go bai
23:27.22TybusenI gotta go Bai
23:27.25ShufanBye.
23:32.18Technobliteratorargh she left :(
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23:48.17ShufanHello. What's wrong?
23:50.07esha_sadhey hun
23:50.13esha_sadnever seen u here before
23:50.21esha_sadu still messing about lol
23:50.31TechnobliteratorShufan=irskaad
23:50.31ShufanYes. Do you know who I am?
23:50.58ShufanXD
23:51.19esha_sadomg are u realli Irskaad????
23:51.27ShufanYah
23:51.40esha_sadcool babez!
23:51.41esha_sadu ok?
23:51.48ShufanYep

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