IRC log for #sporewiki on 20110801

00:00.16CyrannianAnnoyed Xho is annoyed.
00:00.22OluapPlayer~poke Cyrannian
00:00.22infobotACTION cuts down a small tree, sneaks up behind Cyrannian, pokes Cyrannian repeatedly, hilarity ensues.
00:00.32Cyrannian~punch OluapPlayer
00:00.33infobotACTION lets fly with a wild haymaker which catches OluapPlayer right on the nose
00:00.38OluapPlayer:>
00:00.55OluapPlayerded
00:01.09Wormy_We were gonna add an Asgord
00:01.18IrskaadLOL
00:01.43XhoThat would have pissed everyone off in seconds
00:02.02Wormy_"Now edit, your sight is soiling my eyes!"
00:02.09Wormy_I find it funny
00:02.23OluapPlayer"If you don't edit, I'm gonna pet you!"
00:02.36XhoBut if you do, i'll do it anyway! =D
00:02.46XhoGod that would be annoying
00:02.48IrskaadLOL
00:02.50OluapPlayerhur
00:02.51CyrannianOh, you should change it to an Asgord!
00:02.56Irskaad^
00:03.04XhoNo. seriously. Don't.
00:03.24IrskaadEither you stop bullying Imperios or we'll add the asgord
00:03.40Xho...
00:03.43CyrannianXho: Use your anger. Let the hate flow through you!
00:03.56Xho's eye is twitching
00:04.10Wormy_Or Uberlezilla
00:04.20CyrannianI like telling people to use their anger. Yes, it has caused a few homicides here and there, but it is all in good fun.
00:04.58Wormy_And a few heart attacks...
00:07.22IrskaadLol
00:07.46Wormy"caused Lezia to attempt to kill Tyraz Breek 4 Times"
00:07.49CyrannianMeh this sucks
00:07.52WormySeems out of character
00:08.06IrskaadShe got angered
00:08.14WormyConsidering she won't leave others alone
00:08.14IrskaadShe can feel anger too
00:08.24Technobliteratoroluap u dum, omd
00:08.46XhoI got confused there
00:09.00TechnobliteratorWhere?
00:09.03IrskaadJo, kanye west sucks XD
00:09.18Technobliteratortwitches
00:09.26WormyOh hi Jo, having a nice cruise?
00:09.29XhoYou changed your name to Techno and I thought she joined
00:09.36Wormylol
00:09.46Wormy[01:08] <@Technobliterator> oluap u dum, omd
00:10.16XhoF OFF U
00:10.17OluapPlayerIrsk fanboy
00:10.21IrskaadHow's the Republic of Catskill?
00:10.25IrskaadOluap: LOLOLOLOLOL
00:10.26WormyWaterfall has to ask his mummy to do everything!
00:10.27Xhosmashes Waterfall to a pulp
00:10.45WaterfallIs Irskaad here?
00:10.51IrskaadYep
00:10.54WaterfallOkay.
00:11.00Xholol
00:11.01IrskaadXD
00:11.04WormyLOL
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00:11.12XhoAccurate acting there
00:11.25WormyAye
00:11.28CyrannianI like imitating people, bwahaha
00:11.36CyrannianName someone on the wiki
00:11.38IrskaadImitate me
00:11.40OluapPlayerNot really
00:11.43XhoHmmm
00:11.44WormyYeah
00:11.50XhoImitate....
00:11.51WormyImitate Irsk
00:11.52OluapPlayerIf Irsk wasn't here, he would leave the second after
00:12.05WormyHey Irsk
00:12.07Irskaad_XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
00:12.10IrskaadLol
00:12.12MushSECKS NAO PLOX
00:12.16WormyDo you know where pasta comes from?
00:12.25Irskaad>wtf lol
00:12.47Irskaad_http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ugSKW4-QQ - Here XD
00:12.50MushAll of you are v's? DX
00:12.51WormyIt comes from a plant
00:13.31OluapPlayerRight imma TF2 now
00:13.36Xhono u
00:13.38IrskaadOk, see you.
00:13.52XhoUh oh
00:14.15OluapPlayerI'm in charge.  No spamming!
00:14.20OluapPlayerNo lyrics
00:14.22Xho_spams
00:14.24Xho_:>
00:14.30OluapPlayerKicks
00:14.38OluapPlayerPow!
00:14.42Xho_bans OluapPlayer
00:14.44IrskaadYou're acting the opposite way you two
00:15.03IrskaadXho's the bossy man and Oluap is the daredevil
00:15.10IrskaadImpy! XD
00:15.18ImperiosOkay.
00:15.19Jovar1Why does everyone ignore me :(
00:15.22XhoActually i'm the guy who bans the annoying users
00:15.24IrskaadLol
00:15.29ImperiosMeanwhile.
00:15.33Xholol
00:15.40XhoGood Imperios act
00:15.44IrskaadYes, Impy?
00:15.54Imperioshttp://images.elfwood.com/art/d/r/dragongirlm/monster.jpg - WTF
00:15.59IrskaadLOL
00:16.04XhoOh god
00:16.15SporesauceNah....i'm not that evil
00:16.22SporesauceO.o
00:16.26IrskaadHeja sporesauce!
00:16.31XhoShut up Irsk.
00:16.36Sporesaucelol
00:16.38Irskaad:(
00:16.43Xho:>
00:16.53Liquid_InkGodzilla FTW
00:16.56SporesauceYou know
00:16.57IrskaadWhy, I never did anything wrong
00:17.01SporesauceI dunno who is who now
00:17.12Xhobans Irskaad
00:17.27Irskaad:O
00:17.58*** mode/#sporewiki [-o Ghelae] by Ghelae
00:18.02Liquid_InkHey Ghelae
00:18.09XhoNnnnnghhhh Who is who
00:18.12Ghelae~give Liquid_Ink a pie
00:18.12infobotACTION gives Liquid_Ink a home-baked pizza pie with whipped cream on top
00:18.17Liquid_InkI'm Wormy
00:18.23GhelaeI'm Wormy
00:18.27Liquid_InkHey
00:18.36XhoSo who's...Ghelae
00:18.44Liquid_InkGhel, we must debate the Irelativity drive
00:18.55XhoOk i've officially lost my head
00:19.22WormySomeone imitate me, do I have any characteristics or traits?
00:19.46Liquid_Inkyou make a lot of typos...
00:19.56Liquid_Inkand say hihi a lot
00:20.21MasterMachineGRRRR I HATE TIER 0'S GRRRR
00:20.23IrskaadMachina!
00:20.25IrskaadLol
00:20.33MasterMachineUh oh here we go
00:20.34XhoShut up MasterMachine.
00:20.42MasterMachineNo Xho you shut the fuck up
00:20.58Liquid_InkOh Master, stop depressing us!
00:21.03XhoI will ban you so hard you will feel it in real life.
00:21.08MasterMachinelol
00:21.19MasterMachineEmpty threats are good stuff
00:21.32dino_hello everybody
00:21.33The_RandomnessHello mortals.
00:21.40dino_how are you?
00:21.47IrskaadI am good
00:21.51IrskaadAnd not a mortal
00:21.52XhoActually it's 'hellow'
00:22.14dino_''Hellow is a form of greeting used by a hyper-active person in The Netherlands.''
00:22.18The_RandomnessI have another plot
00:22.46MushkinGIRLS
00:22.48The_RandomnessIt involves the Salsetthe poisonoing essence
00:23.03XhoBOYS is still feasible
00:23.06The_RandomnessOh and I think Wormy's ships are dull
00:23.08MushkinHey Randomness do have any girlfriends?!
00:23.14The_Randomness:trollface:
00:23.18MushkinI have twenty
00:23.19The_RandomnessNo
00:23.32MushkinAre you a virgin, then?
00:23.34XhoRandomness thinks everything's dull
00:23.41The_RandomnessWe trekkers are too busy exploring the final frontier
00:23.52MushkinOh thats sad.
00:23.56IrskaadXho, I want to know, how would you act if you were to act like me?
00:24.05XhoProbably explode
00:24.18MushkinI had over sixty sexual liaisons when I was just six.
00:24.23Xho^
00:24.27XhoMaybe that's under doing it
00:24.55LotGHello, comrades.
00:25.00IrskaadLotG! How's the Zazanaarg?
00:25.14XhoNnngh I hate it when he says that
00:25.25LotGSomeone imitate me, Um
00:25.29Xhojust realised his negative nature
00:25.32XhoMeh shit happens
00:25.41Um2k9Rawr!
00:26.09Wormyhello um
00:26.20Um2k9Oh hi Wormy
00:26.42Wormywant me to listen to you complain about people?
00:26.44IrskaadHi!
00:26.59Spriggs077FORDANTA FTW
00:27.10Um2k9Oh yes.  Lets gossip like natering old ladies
00:27.26Wormy(lol)
00:27.28Um2k9.me Opens book of evil
00:27.35Wormy*log of evil
00:27.38Um2k9Opens book of evil
00:27.44Um2k9Opens log of evil
00:27.53XhoLog of evil?
00:27.54WormyWhat have you today?
00:28.02XhoUh oh better protect mine
00:28.06Um2k9BNSClEader
00:28.18IrskaadI'm going, bye.
00:28.24Um2k9bye
00:28.25WormyXho: I keep a track on people who I am suspicious of.
00:28.27BNSCommanderGRRRR FUCK GODDAMMIT I AM SO AWESOME KK
00:28.33WormyIn a log of evil!!!
00:28.58BNSCommanderOh shit not again
00:29.01Um2k9More like I ur so ARRSem
00:29.14Xhobans BNSC with extreme prejudice.
00:29.21BNSCommanderFuck you Xho!
00:29.42BNSCommanderI'm insulting myself
00:29.48BNSCommanderIs it me or do I need a drink
00:29.49XhoNo, fuck you gay toad thing.
00:29.53BNSCommanderlol
00:30.08Ambassador_Kosh<PROTECTED>
00:30.25XhoNnngh
00:30.25MushkinAmbassador_Kosh: Is that a date?
00:30.31Xholol
00:30.40Ambassador_KoshWe will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
00:30.56XhoAlso known as 21:000
00:31.00MushkinI'll bring protection
00:31.00Xho*21:00
00:31.03Ambassador_KoshAll arranged, as is payment.
00:31.12XhoMush? Protection? U IMPOSTURR
00:31.28Mushkinohlol
00:32.11Ambassador_KoshGood
00:32.31XhoOh crap the real Oluap
00:32.36XhoHur it rhymes
00:33.01OluapPlayerraep tiem
00:33.10Xhoputs on protection
00:33.14XhoNo glove no love
00:33.19Wormyhihihi
00:33.21XhoWait hold on wrong nick
00:33.27XhoI was meant to be Mush there
00:34.05MushkinXho: ...
00:34.29XhoSorry I did a 100% impersonation of you :>
00:34.37Mushkinlol
00:34.40WormyI bet Mush is really a fustrated virgin!
00:35.05XhoHe probably is
00:35.05MushkinThats what she said.
00:35.23Wormylol
00:35.27MushkinHe is probably a 40 year old fat guy
00:35.36Xho[shudder]
00:36.23IrskaadHello! XDDDD
00:36.24WormyMush http://www.craigrobertdouglas.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Troll11.jpg
00:36.40R17rFunnyRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
00:36.50R17rFunnyMmhm
00:36.52R17rFunnyMush all over
00:37.03XhodoctoShut up R17
00:37.29XhoWhat is this, "Impersonate Xho's "STFU side" all day" day
00:37.35Irskaad*Lezia pets Angazhar*
00:37.42IrskaadXho: Yes.
00:38.06XhoVal's awful connection
00:38.06IrskaadOluapPlayer: why u not playin?
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00:38.35OluapPlayerIrskaad: I don't even know who you are plus I'm finding this pretty dumb tbh
00:38.37ValaderDang
00:38.54WormyOluapPlayer: ur dum
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00:39.17WaterfallHi.
00:39.20WormyIrskaads not here.
00:39.26Waterfall:(
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00:39.40Wormygulp
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00:39.46WormyAngry Oluap is angry
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00:40.01WormyStill not here.
00:40.06WaterfallOk. :(
00:40.25ValRAGEOh lethe connection
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00:40.35Wormyexplodes
00:40.37ValRAGELETHE
00:40.39Waterfall~seen Irskaad
00:40.48infobotirskaad <562ea51c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.46.165.28> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 2m 42s ago, saying: 'OluapPlayer: why u not playin?'.
00:40.50ValRAGEOh go and marry a Xeelee Wormy
00:40.58WaterfallIrskaad Irskaad Irskaad Irskaad Irskaad Irskaad Irskaad Irskaad Irskaad Irskaad Irskaad Irskaad Irskaad Irskaad Irskaad Irskaad Irskaad Irskaad Irskaad Irskaad Irskaad
00:41.00WormyIf only I could, Val
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00:41.23XhoAlright the joke died
00:41.31WormyYes, you killed it.
00:41.45TechnobliteratorUR DUM OH MA DAYS
00:41.46XhoGood good
00:41.56XhoNo we can hate on Waterfall when he joins
00:42.11CyrannianYaya
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00:42.51XhoThe fuck
00:43.13Cyrannian_huh?
00:43.24XhoDunno
00:43.30XhoMy mind has turned to mush over this
00:43.35Cyrannian_I have to say, that was fun
00:44.18XhoWord of the Day: Nnngh
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00:44.52Cyrannian_Nnngh
00:44.52XhoCat
00:44.58XhoNnngh
00:45.02TybusenHai Cyrannian_
00:45.08TybusenHai Wormy
00:45.15Cyrannian_You just missed our game
00:45.19TybusenHai Xho
00:45.28Xhohai
00:45.30Wormyhello
00:45.31TybusenDangit
00:45.43Cyrannian_We were stealing people's nicks
00:45.43TybusenHai
00:45.53WormyImpersonating each other
00:46.04TybusenYou are Um, correct?
00:46.14WormyWe don't know...
00:46.18TybusenCyrannian_
00:46.23Cyrannian_No, I'm Irskaad
00:46.32XhoNnnnnnghhhhh
00:46.38XhoI really don't know who is who
00:46.49XhoThat's how long we were doing it for
00:46.50TybusenIrskaad doesn't have the @ after his name
00:47.34TybusenWell, I'm Tybusen... Or am I?
00:47.50WormyImposter!
00:47.58Cyrannian_Only joking, I'm Ose.
00:48.00WormyIts a witch"
00:48.06WormyBurn!
00:48.48TechnobliteratorJust kidding. I'm not Techno.
00:48.56Cyrannian_Wormy, when do you want to have our admin meeting about you know who.
00:49.20Wormytomorrow is fine if we are all here
00:49.35Cyranniancackles evilly.
00:49.52MasterMachineAm I invited
00:49.53CyrannianIn his or her defence, he or she apologised to me.
00:50.14MasterMachineWho
00:50.16XhoHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
00:50.26CyrannianBNSCLeader.
00:50.30XhoOh
00:50.30MasterMachineI see
00:50.32XhoWell smash him
00:50.36XhoThat's what i'd do
00:50.39CyrannianThat's my story and I'm sticking to it.
00:50.51MasterMachineHe has been pretty WTF lately
00:52.01BNSCLeaderHehehe
00:52.21CyrannianWormy: Though, still. I still don't think he or she should be whatever
00:53.51CatfaceWho am I really? :P
00:54.53CatfaceSOMEBODY AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING
00:55.06Wormy~seen Ambassador_kosh
00:55.07infobotambassador_kosh <519c5382@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.156.83.130> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 22m 56s ago, saying: 'Good'.
00:55.23Wormy~whois Ambassador_kosh
00:55.23infobotOne moment of perfect beauty.
00:55.43Wormy~seen Wormy
00:55.43infobotwormy is currently on #sporewiki. Has said a total of 43 messages. Is idling for 0s, last said: '~seen Wormy'.
00:56.06CatfaceMeh.So much for that game.
00:57.24TybusenHey Cyrannian, I wantz to join teh Great Cyrannus War
00:57.49CyrannianCool! Make sure to read the rules!
00:58.02XhoWait wait
00:58.14XhoWho's going to take over after Apollo?
00:58.20XhoOr is he gonna to a second term
00:58.25TybusenHow should I introduce them to teh main story?
00:58.46TybusenApollo will get teh second term since everyone loves him like that
00:58.50XhoI dunno if the URC would want to keep Apollo after the shit they've been through
00:59.20CyrannianXho: I already have a new female president planned
00:59.28XhoInteresting
00:59.39TybusenAh
00:59.54TybusenWill Apollo still be a major character?
01:00.31XhoFictionally....Apollo would have probably become reluctant after the recent scare by Santorakh
01:00.53XhoOr he completely derped it
01:01.09CyrannianTybusen: Of course he will
01:01.26Xho"The famed ruler of the URC. Tell me, mortal, what will happen when the URC has no time for you and your...family...you will fade into obscurity and have no right to rule. Your obscurity will drive you to the end of the URC forever. You will be responsible for the death of trillions across this galaxy...if my brother does not destroy it first." - Santorakh
01:01.28CyrannianXho: What do you mean? Democratically, he has already had two terms
01:01.41TybusenXho, I think you ought to know... Teh TIAF doesn't fear teh Xhoddies no more
01:01.46XhoWow
01:01.50XhoThey should have a right to
01:02.03TybusenTeh TIAF?
01:02.06XhoYeah
01:02.13XhoTier 0's are scared of them
01:02.39TybusenAre you saying teh TIAF should fear teh Xhoddies?
01:02.47XhoAbout everyone does
01:02.54Xhoto some hidden level
01:03.08TybusenWell of course
01:03.22XhoNot fearing the Xhodocto is fairly stupid considering the Xhodocto would wipe out this universe in a heartbeat
01:03.29XhoBut I can't do that
01:03.34XhoBecause there are other fictions here
01:03.53XhoThat and Xhodocto aren't a fiction anymore so meh
01:04.05TybusenThough the TIAF has lost a lot of fear of teh Xhoddies after they sorta survived teh Annihilation without doing anything
01:04.38XhoI suppose
01:04.57TybusenTeh Arturnias majorly derped the Xhodocto :P
01:05.07XhoJust be careful they don't knock on your door because the TIAF will be whittled down to 1 system in minutes
01:05.25XhoOr seconds even
01:05.46TybusenThat's the Vi'Navitum's job in Terminal Point :P
01:05.50XhoHow the Arturnias derped the Xhodocto is beyond me but then again I wasn't about then
01:06.00XhoVi'Navitum will probably do it in seconds
01:06.10XhoThey don't wander about
01:06.54XhoBut then again I haven't done anything fictionally for weeks/months
01:06.59XhoDunno how long
01:07.27TybusenTeh Arturnias made teh Bunsen safe from teh Xhoddies with a big ball of light and teh Bunsen guys are inside going "screw u" to teh Xhoddies... Is that a derp?
01:07.39XhoI suppose
01:07.44XhoXhodocto didn't care I guess
01:08.09XhoThey're like "meh" you'll be dead in a few years
01:08.23TybusenLong enough that teh Vi'Navitum realize how many mortals dey derped
01:08.42XhoProbably
01:08.50XhoAlright I should go
01:08.53TybusenTeh Xhoddies won't be around to see teh TIAF's final death
01:08.55CyrannianBai
01:08.59XhoIt's the next day where I am
01:09.05TybusenKthxbai Xho
01:09.16CyrannianI'm gonna go also
01:09.22Cyrannianbai bai
01:09.36TybusenHai Wormy
01:10.25TybusenWORMY
01:11.04TybusenMeh okay Bai then
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06:16.03AGrumpyPandaAnyone on?
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07:03.23Ghelae~give AGrumpyPanda a pie
07:03.23infobotACTION gives AGrumpyPanda a home-baked pizza pie with ice cream on the side
07:04.04AGrumpyPandaLol! *throws it back*
07:04.27Ghelaedodges
07:04.35Ghelae~give AGrumpyPanda a cookie
07:04.35infobotACTION gives AGrumpyPanda a home-baked oatmeal raisin cookie to cheer him up.
07:05.08GhelaeAnyway, if you hadn't noticed, I replied on your blog about the W/Z boson weapons.
07:05.17AGrumpyPandaYeah, I did.
07:05.42AGrumpyPandaIt's similar to what I want to do but not quite. It's close though.
07:06.12GhelaeSo what things need to be different?
07:13.58AGrumpyPandaIt's just that the boson weapons seem too much like they still blow up the star.
07:22.39GhelaeOops, wasn't paying attention.
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07:41.58GhelaeSorry, I wasn't paying attention last time. :P
07:42.25GhelaeAnyway, W/Z boson weapons only blow up the star when it's high-mass. Otherwise, it just swells, then shrinks again and dies.
07:45.45GhelaeFor sufficiently high-mass stars, there's no way to kill it without an explosion unless you get rid of the excess mass first - which is possible, but makes the process take much longer than it already would.
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07:50.33IrskaadSpriggs, is that you? You there?
07:51.10Ghelae~give Irskaad a cookie
07:51.10infobotACTION gives Irskaad a home-baked fortune cookie to cheer him up.
07:51.23GhelaeHe might not be paying attention to IRC... much like what I often do.
07:51.27IrskaadYay! *Opens the cookie*
07:51.28GhelaeTry beeping him, if you want.
07:51.33AGrumpyPandaI am now
07:51.37IrskaadAGrumpyPanda you there?
07:51.39IrskaadHello!
07:51.52AGrumpyPandaHey, decided I'd give it a try
07:52.04IrskaadHow's everything?
07:52.12AGrumpyPandanot too bad.
07:52.30IrskaadHow's forda and the fordanta?
07:53.19AGrumpyPandaSame again, still working out how I'm going to write the cleanslate resolution story.
07:53.40AGrumpyPandaJust found the coolest thing in existence though.
07:54.02IrskaadOk. what is it?
07:54.36AGrumpyPandaA mathematical formula which creates a graph of the Batman symbol.
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07:54.45Ghelae~give Imperios a cookie
07:54.45infobotACTION gives Imperios a home-baked chocolate chip cookie to cheer him up.
07:54.48IrskaadImpy! And lol
07:54.56ImperiosHi Ghelae.
07:55.03ImperiosOh hi Spriggs. Never saw you before.
07:55.07ImperiosWAAAGh
07:55.45IrskaadSpriggs, I want to ask you a fun question, what would the Fordanta do if Lezia accidentally teleported to the forbidden city of Ko'Dan just to pet people and call them cute?
07:55.50ImperiosGhelae, cannot ask you?
07:55.57Imperios*can
07:56.05GhelaeDepends what you want to ask. :P
07:56.06AGrumpyPandaUhh... let's see... where would I start?
07:56.14Irskaad~Runglish
07:56.14infobotWhat will happen if you will call an omnitermine sexy? --- What have you said???
07:56.40ImperiosI meant
07:56.45ImperiosGhelae, can I ask you?
07:56.57AGrumpyPandaProbably have something to do with decapitation, having her eyes (eye? still confused) gouged out, head covered in molten silver and stabbed on a pike outside the Throne of Champions.
07:57.06IrskaadLOLOLOLOL
07:57.13ImperiosOkay... Ghelae, is it okay that the Divinarium uses singularity catapults as infantry weapons?
07:58.08Imperios...Ghelae?
07:58.14GhelaeIt's probably a bit extreme... but far from impossible. They probably wouldn't get too much use on the battlefield due to the high risk of use, of course. So I think it should be okay.
07:58.21AGrumpyPandaNow you see why I was voted 'most likely to go crazy and kill everyone in the school'
07:58.42IrskaadHey, Imperios and Spriggs, which of you deserve to be my pair? You both say you're my pair (I'm talking about Um2k9's blog)
07:59.00ImperiosMeh, both of us.
07:59.20IrskaadIt's a TRIumvrate XD
07:59.24GhelaeThen that's not a pair...
07:59.26Ghelae;D
07:59.28Ghelae:D*
07:59.55ImperiosNow - who of us is Xarik-Radux, who is Mecron and who is Torak.
08:00.12AGrumpyPandaActually, perhaps it's two interlinking pairs.
08:00.35ImperiosOr your pair is Rich. You seemed to be friendly.
08:00.48ImperiosYou seemed to be at good rels with each other
08:00.55IrskaadI never did much with Richardson :P
08:01.08ImperiosDat's to Panda.
08:01.14IrskaadOk.
08:01.17GhelaeImperios, have you finished adding your entries to the standard weapons tech page, or are there some more?
08:02.03AGrumpyPandaMeditative Panda is meditative.
08:02.34ImperiosWell, Divins also use essence and death rays.
08:02.47Imperioshttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Dementian_Triumvirate Can you quote Panda?
08:03.22Irskaadhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:An_Average_Kraw_Tale/1 Spriggs, Impy, Part 1 of my newest story
08:03.32IrskaadOh and Ghelae too :p
08:03.37AGrumpyPandaWhat was this about quoting me?
08:04.27ImperiosCan you add quote on this empire? http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Dementian_Triumvirate
08:04.30ImperiosMy empire
08:05.10AGrumpyPandaI worked that out... Disregard.
08:06.07ImperiosWhat do you mean?
08:06.12Irskaad[[Captain:Mahedore]] The first thing he would do if he invaded the Fordanta is troll them by defiling their sacred sites. Then destroy them.
08:06.12morgothBotPyIrskaad meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Mahedore
08:06.50GhelaeImperios: Not every empire has something to say about every other empire.
08:06.59GhelaeThat's why I don't ask for quotes on my pages.
08:07.07Irskaad:P
08:08.15ImperiosWha, Fordanta consider them SO stupid that they do not even want to quote them?
08:08.21GhelaeI got a few quotes on the Girdo Empire page from two people, and one Taldar quote on the Apalos page.
08:08.55Imperioshttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:The_Divinarium 'nyby wants to quote?
08:08.57ImperiosLemme quote ya
08:09.23GhelaeThere's no point adding a quote if you don't have anything to say, and if you do have anything to say, why would you *not* add a quote?
08:11.39ImperiosPanda u here
08:12.27AGrumpyPandaSlight problem with that. First is getting there in the first place. Second is the fact that every Fordanta is a trained combat professional. Third is the automated security systems that cover every square inch of the city.
08:13.01GhelaeNuke them from orbit. :P
08:13.09GhelaeOf course, that would have problems too.
08:13.19AGrumpyPandaAnd imperios, I didn't mean I wasn't going to quote, I meant disregard my previous comment about quoting.
08:13.31ImperiosAh... Okay
08:13.52AGrumpyPandaYeah, just a few. Aside from the whole getting there part (again).
08:15.28AGrumpyPandaSo, Irsk, on the topic of Stranded, what're your plans for the next couple of episodes?
08:15.58IrskaadWell, Tahar meets Iron systems dude, then... I don't know XD
08:17.03Irskaad(PS: Spriggs, look out for my private chat message :D)
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08:17.36Ghelae_I disconnected without noticing...
08:17.41Irskaad:P
08:17.54AGrumpyPandaWell, I've started the whole meeting aspect (chapter 3 started). After that it's probably going to move to getting off planet. I've got a couple of ideas for that stage.
08:18.03IrskaadOk.
08:19.32IrskaadLezia - *Pets an omnitermine*
08:20.20AGrumpyPandaOh, those guys. Never found them that interesting.
08:20.54ImperiosOmnitermines?
08:21.08AGrumpyPandaYeah. I'm going to be away for a couple of minutes.
08:21.14IrskaadOk.
08:21.26IrskaadLezia - *Keeps petting the omnitermine*
08:24.42AGrumpyPandaO.K., back.
08:25.00AGrumpyPandaRi'Kar'D - *Glares at Lezia through Void-field*
08:25.42IrskaadMahedore - *Glares at Forda through his sattelites*
08:27.16ImperiosIovera - *galres at Forda through her precongition ability*
08:28.26IrskaadSpriggs, I sent you a private message, can you see it?
08:31.08ImperiosLeft...
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08:31.17IrskaadHello!
08:31.32AGrumpyPandaSorry bout that, computer cut off the internet
08:31.51IrskaadSpriggs, I sent you a private message, can you see it?
08:31.52ImperiosAjh, okaty
08:32.06AGrumpyPandaYeah
08:32.11Irskaad^ Sounds like an alien language. AJH! OKATY!
08:32.33AGrumpyPandaAs Oibala Umarile, Ehlnada Racuvar!
08:32.53AGrumpyPandaJFTL
08:32.58IrskaadSpriggs: Can you reply? :P
08:33.35AGrumpyPandaHmm... this is taking longer than I thought
08:34.07IrskaadWhat?
08:34.53AGrumpyPandaNobody's said something along the lines of 'WTF does that mean?" to my previous comment.
08:35.11IrskaadHeh, didn't feel the need to.
08:36.12ImperiosAs oibala umariles, ehlada racuvars?
08:36.14ImperiosMakes sense.
08:36.50AGrumpyPanda"By the eternal power of Umaril, the mortal Gods shall be cast down." quote The Elder Scrolls IV, Oblivion
08:37.12IrskaadTahar - Umaril is not real.
08:37.22ImperiosIN - Yes...
08:38.33AGrumpyPandaAuroran - Say that again. I. Dare. You.
08:38.47IrskaadTahar - Umaril. Is. not. real.
08:39.27AGrumpyPandaAuroran - O.K., just checking to see if you were brave enough. Good luck surviving then.
08:40.31IrskaadTahar - Thank you.
08:47.44ImperiosI made another servant for you.
08:48.12IrskaadMe? :D
08:48.22ImperiosYep
08:48.29IrskaadWho? :D
08:48.40ImperiosMaster Reaper the 17th
08:49.01IrskaadLOLOLOLOL He would get bullied at lot by The dark purger
08:52.02ImperiosNow last one, Isperiona.
08:52.10IrskaadWho's that?
08:52.21Imperiosthe only female member of the c ouncil, a Lequian.
08:52.31IrskaadCool.
08:57.16Imperiosbye
08:57.38IrskaadBye.
09:03.01Imperiosimpaway
09:27.15AGrumpyPandawhoops... closed the private message box by accident
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09:28.16WormyHello
09:28.50IrskaadHello!
09:31.55Ghelae~give Wormy a pie
09:31.55infobotACTION gives Wormy a home-baked apple pie
09:34.14WormyMac - Bastards!
09:34.30WormyTaldar can do better than swear!
09:34.33IrskaadMac, are you better than a PC?
09:34.51WormyNot that Mac
09:34.54Irskaadxd
09:34.55IrskaadXD
09:34.58IrskaadI know
09:35.09WormyThey could write swear words out of the time stream
09:36.44IrskaadLOLOLOLOL
09:36.50IrskaadSeriously?
09:40.07WormyI'm pretty sure they could do a lot more in the realms above human homprehension.
09:40.18Wormy*comprehension
10:14.20Wormybreakfast time
10:30.14Wormy~seen AGrumpyPanda
10:30.21infobotagrumpypanda <724d982b@gateway/web/freenode/ip.114.77.152.43> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 1h 3m 6s ago, saying: 'whoops... closed the private message box by accident'.
10:30.47WormyWhat did he think to IRC?
10:46.54ImperiosHi peepz.
10:46.55IrskaadImpy!
10:47.02ImperiosWormy can I ask you
10:47.13Wormyyar
10:48.11ImperiosHuman republic's alignment is Neutral Good, right?
10:48.33WormyI don't know :P  I suppose
10:48.58ImperiosWell, it is said so in the page.
10:49.09ImperiosWell, what is SporeWiki's alignment of Humanity?
10:49.16WormyYeah I think it might fit them
10:50.29ImperiosWell, I think that alignment of HR should be Chaotic evil.
10:50.38ImperiosWe re talking about HUMANS, after all.
10:50.39ImperiosXFD
10:50.48IrskaadXLOLD
10:50.51WormyLol
10:50.55WormyYour right
10:51.16WormyAnd I imagine since the Human Republic is made of empires
10:51.22Wormy*lots of
10:51.29GhelaeBecause we have *so* many other advanced civilisations to compare real-world humans with...
10:51.29ImperiosTrue neutral will fit.
10:51.34WormyThere might be some more evil ones influencing it.
10:52.01WormyLike Klingons
10:52.03IrskaadWhat do humans think of Hillybilly Galaxy?
10:52.17WormyNot much really
10:52.44WormyThey are mostly concerned with the Milky Way, the Quadrants and the Pegasus Galaxy
10:52.55WormyThe lattewr I imagine got destroyed
10:53.35ImperiosI think that Klingons are more of Chaotic Neutral?
10:53.57ImperiosThey are honor-obsessed jerks, amirite?
10:54.10WormyYep
10:54.24WormyProbably I don't know the alignments well
10:54.46WormyThe Romulans might be a bad nfluence in the HR
10:54.49ImperiosI remember that Klingons were meant to represent Russia.\
10:55.07GhelaeThen again, most of the more warlike near-humans were killed in the New Grox Wars.
10:55.14IrskaadImperios: LOLOLOL
10:55.27IrskaadGhelae: Zeimos - FUUUUUUUUUUU
10:55.28WormyLike the Jaffa
10:55.46WormyI need to make the subspecies
10:55.55WormyCan I make them???
10:56.10IrskaadMeep.
10:56.24WormyWe need HR member descriptions and ships
10:56.35IrskaadHR = Hornerway LOL
10:56.38WormyI mighht make an advanced version of B5's Omega class ship
10:57.38WormyThough not so easy to blow up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWl1ZteUS8U
10:57.59ImperiosGhelae and Wormy: I remember...
10:58.03ImperiosI can make some.
10:58.12ImperiosSo:
10:58.25ImperiosKlingons = Russia/Japan
10:58.32ImperiosBajorans - Russia
10:58.42ImperiosDominion - USSR/USA
10:59.04ImperiosRomulans - Rome
10:59.13ImperiosKardassians - Nazis
10:59.26ImperiosWaitr
10:59.32ImperiosRomulans - Rome/ChinA
10:59.39ImperiosBorg - 4chan
11:00.03WormyHmm, I'm going to work oon the Human Republic today then
11:00.16WormyI'm runnjing out of fiction to edit until the DCP return later :P
11:00.20ImperiosFerengi - Jews (no antisemitism, just stereotypes)
11:00.43WormyLol
11:01.23ImperiosAmirite?
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11:05.44WormyEarth Alliance fears the Minbari like babies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFvkgfBXHPA&NR=1
11:10.18WormyHumans were the Milky Way's major power perhaps before the rise of the DCP over the Grox.
11:10.38WormyNot Homo sapiens in particular
11:10.56GhelaeWell, they were also split up into several empires.
11:12.22WormyThere was the Centuari, several centuries before now
11:12.33WormyAll the Borg humanoids
11:12.45WormyThe Goa'uld slaves http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLlMiqDaDbE&feature=related
11:13.29WormyDaleks being Neanderthals
11:14.40WormyThe Jem'Hadar slaves were probably Near-Human too
11:20.19WormyActually
11:20.28WormyMany of those were controlled by aliens
11:21.20WormyAlpha Quadrant races influenced/taught by First Ones.  Domonion controlled by the Founders.  Goa'uld controlled by parasetic eels
11:24.54Wormy*I just got an idea
11:25.06WormyA Goa'uld infects a Grimbolsaurian
11:25.22WormyRemember, no DCP about anymore
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11:36.42LotGHello, my comrades.
11:36.56IrskaadLotG!
11:39.33WormyHello!
11:44.48WormyMwah hah hah
11:45.12LotGWut?
11:45.20WormyI captured a moth in a glass and forcing it to worship my almighty presence
11:45.28LotGLOL your mean
11:45.29IrskaadLOL
11:45.43WormyHuman to Moth is like Tier 0 to anyone not Tier 0.
11:45.51LotGlololol
11:45.55IrskaadXD
11:46.05LotGExcept if you're a fly in Xho's house.
11:46.13IrskaadLOL
11:46.21WormyI might force it into gureling tests it cannot understand, like what Nagilum did to the Enterprise in Star Trek.
11:46.39LotGFlies in Xho's house seem to be invincible.
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11:56.57LotGHi Xho of the invincible flies.
11:57.02XhoFlies
11:57.06XhoNNnnngh
11:57.07IrskaadIt's a Xhodocto! *Worships him*
11:57.13XhoHi though
11:57.21XhoI had a strange dream this morning
11:57.26IrskaadWhat was it?
11:57.28LotGGo on.
11:57.29XhoCan't say last night because I went to bed at 3
11:57.49XhoMy Bob 'n' Bob vid got millions of views
11:57.55IrskaadLol
11:57.56XhoAnd I precisely remember the number
11:57.58LotGI went to bed at seven in the morning. I was bored.
11:58.05LotGWhat was the number?
11:58.11Xho85,111,234
11:58.22IrskaadCool XD
11:58.32LotGWow
11:58.39IrskaadWere there any sporewiki people congratulating you?
11:58.49XhoNo
11:58.53IrskaadOk.
11:58.56XhoThat was the only bit of the dream I can remember
11:59.11LotGI wonder, if it had millions of views, did it get millions of dislikes?
12:00.05XhoI think it got something like 100,000 likes and 20,000 dislikes or something
12:00.14LotGlol
12:01.06IrskaadCan you renember any comments?
12:01.29XhoNope
12:01.48WormyI have dreams where I am Warlord Kilnok.  Actually weird thing, many of my creations were dreamed up :P
12:01.52XhoI think the top comment was something like "I like the part where they go Mmmmmpppphhhh"
12:02.06IrskaadLol
12:02.13WormyNightmare of Lezia once...
12:02.24XhoNot uncommon to have a nightmare about Lezia
12:02.26IrskaadLol, what happened in that one?
12:02.38IrskaadDid you have one the last month, Xho?
12:02.42WormyI heard a knock on the door
12:02.57WormyThought it was Amazon package
12:03.09XhoNope
12:03.18XhoHaven't had once since May I think
12:03.18WormyLezia bursts through, petting
12:03.28LotGlol
12:03.35LotGLezia works for Amazon.
12:03.41IrskaadCool, then what did you do?
12:03.45LotGDie
12:04.03WormyI woke up fortunately
12:04.07XhoOne time I had a dream - I went to bed, turned over and there was Lezia. In real life I jumped out of my bed and hit the bedside table. Blood ensued.
12:04.09IrskaadLol
12:04.21IrskaadWoah
12:04.28XhoI might have a scar on the back of my head because of that
12:04.28LotGouch
12:04.51XhoLuckily I didn't have to go to hospital but bloody hell that hurt
12:04.51LotGLezia caused Xho to bleed.
12:05.16IrskaadWas any of us present in your dreams, Xho?
12:05.20XhoNo
12:05.30IrskaadOk. :P
12:05.54LotGI keep imagining Wormy is a Grimbolsaurian, even though we know what he looks like.
12:05.58XhoIt was quite scary because my cat in real life walked over my leg, mind playing tricks on me Lezia petting
12:06.26XhoFelt real enough
12:06.45WormyPoor cat...
12:06.57XhoThe cat jumped 5 feet in the air when I did
12:07.03LotGI've gotten to use to imagining people being their creatures. My mind is kinda warped...
12:07.08IrskaadI can't imagine Lezia being that scary
12:07.21IrskaadLotG: What do you imagine me as?
12:07.32WormymOst of my dreams are just surreal
12:07.33LotGIrskaad, I imagine you as a Tahar.
12:07.35XhoOk I think I should go for a shower....brb
12:07.41IrskaadLotG: LOL
12:07.42LotGhttp://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Grox LOL
12:08.47WormyWatch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsYMa44m69g&feature=related
12:08.59WormyIf the universe is infinite, its happened somewhere
12:10.49LotGheh lol
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12:13.37GhelaeIf you imagine people as being their SporeWiki creatures... what do you imagine me as?
12:13.43Ghelae~give Catface a cookie
12:13.43infobotACTION gives Catface a home-baked sugar cookie to cheer him up.
12:13.45CatfaceHi
12:13.53Catfacenoms the cookie
12:14.04LotGGhelae, I imagine you as an Imperial.
12:14.10CatfaceWait, I don't want to be a Tralor.
12:14.23IrskaadCatface: Why not?
12:14.30GhelaeAnd an Imperial looks like...? :P (Well, there was that one I eventually made, but still...)
12:14.46LotGUnfortunately Catface, that is what I imagine you as.
12:14.47Catface@Irsk I don't want to be an Insectoid.
12:14.51IrskaadLol
12:14.53Catface:(
12:14.56WormyI imagine Ghelae as someone who rears Cows to supply the red cheese factories with milk.
12:15.11LotGGhelae: What? Where is it?
12:15.20IrskaadI'm surprised I am imagined as a Tahar rather than a Kraw.
12:15.23CatfaceGhelae is squid.
12:15.25GhelaeI shared it to the Sporepedia.
12:15.27LotGlol
12:15.38WormyI'm sure  could smell cheese in Leistershire
12:15.49GhelaeWormy: I'm imagining someone milking a cow and red cheese coming out...
12:16.07GhelaeIf you were in eastern Leicestershire, you should have been more likely to smell the prok pies from Melton Mowbray.
12:16.08WormyOhh, so thats what happens.
12:16.29CatfaceSoubds painful for the cows.
12:16.31Catfacesounds
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12:16.53infobotACTION gives Halopediaman a home-baked lemon meringue pie with whipped cream on top
12:16.56Wormylol, talking of Melton Mowbray my Grandparents used to drag me down there.  I thought it was in Nottinghamshire
12:17.21WormyOr Snottinghamshire
12:17.24HalopediamanPie? What a pleasant surprise.
12:17.39Wormyhehe
12:18.08WormyI thought Leicster looked post-apocalyptic
12:18.51WormySomething out of Mad Max http://s0.geograph.org.uk/geophotos/02/11/77/2117791_07515564.jpg
12:19.34Wormyhttp://www.flickr.com/photos/kev747/5437090332/
12:19.35CatfaceLooks like a nice area.
12:20.09GhelaeIt's not all like that.
12:20.19GhelaeWell, most of the city itself probably is.
12:20.22CatfaceI'm not just saying that btw.
12:20.33CatfaceIt reminds me of downtown Joplin.
12:20.34Wormyhttp://s0.geograph.org.uk/photos/37/84/378466_c94e755f.jpg
12:20.38GhelaeAnd most of the surrounding suburbs, particularly in the east, are basically giant council estates.
12:20.55GhelaeThat's hardly post-apocalyptic.
12:21.02WormyThe canal toepath had loads of crackheads and chavs
12:21.13LotGBristol is a weird place.
12:21.14WormyThey are known to jimp on boats and rob you
12:21.34WormyOr throw things from bridges
12:21.41GhelaeThat eastern Leicester again? Like I said, it's just council estates.
12:21.47GhelaeIt's a chav breeding ground.
12:21.53CatfaceAmerica http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP4FjODPDFA
12:22.26Wormyhttp://www.yourlocalweb.co.uk/images/pictures/04/27/grand-union-canal-leicester-41730.jpg
12:22.54GhelaeWell, those people on bikes seem to be perfectly happy... :P
12:23.11IrskaadWhat does "shire" in Leicestershire mean?
12:23.21Catfacehttp://farm4.static.flickr.com/3206/2857945855_ea3ab75d6f.jpg
12:23.25XhoLand, I think
12:23.28WormyResat of the canal was very pretty with super posh villages http://www.marinecruises.co.uk/images/photos/com_foxton1.jpg
12:23.35XhoChav breeding grounds
12:23.46XhoThat's the entire northwest and east of Southampton
12:23.48CatfaceNow it looks like this http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001821833/3824946581_0218080804_M_021808_Tornado01_xlarge.jpeg
12:23.49GhelaeIt's just a suffix attached to the name of a city to give the name of a county that surrounds it.
12:24.00LotGYou ain't been down to Hastings. Its full of chavs and scum.
12:24.00XhoOnly the middle an direct north is not a bad area
12:24.13XhoChavs and scum? Chav = scum
12:24.25GhelaeNot necessarily.
12:24.29LotGChavs and other types of scum.
12:24.29GhelaeNot all scum are also chavs.
12:24.34GhelaeThat's better.
12:24.36WormyNottingham or Snottingham where I used to live was nasty
12:24.36Ghelae:D
12:24.45IrskaadLotG: Are there stuff from the battle of hastings around you?
12:24.58XhoThey need dem Robin Hoodz again
12:25.00GhelaeThe Battle of Hastings was nearly a thousand years ago...
12:25.01Catfacehttp://ph.cdn.photos.upi.com/collection/upi/053f675dcf64828c9373f03b1702a177/Tornado-hits-JoplinMissouri_1.jpg
12:25.06LotGNot really, we do have a museum about it though, I think.
12:25.16IrskaadLotG: Ok.    Ghelae: I know
12:25.21Xho1066 isn't it
12:25.22GhelaeCatface: Yeah, England isn't usually that bad.
12:25.29GhelaeIrskaad: Just checking. :P
12:25.32GhelaeXho: Yes.
12:25.43LotGWe don't just leave armour and swords laying about.
12:25.49XhoAnd bones
12:25.56LotGAnd bones.
12:25.58XhoDon't forget dem bones
12:26.09Wormyhttp://www.chavtowns.co.uk/category/worst-places-to-live-in-the-east-midlands/nottinghamshire/page/2/
12:26.12Catface@Ghelae That's my hometown after that tornado awhile ago.
12:26.16GhelaeI know.
12:26.32IrskaadCatface: How come the USA still allows people to have guns? It's bad on the murder rate
12:26.37GhelaeEngland's tornadoes are pathetic by comparison.
12:26.45WormyI've seen one F1
12:26.55WormyNearly all are F1
12:26.57XhoHull is probably the worst place to live
12:27.00LotGThey are allowed to have them for self defence in certain states.
12:27.01Catface@Irsk People whould still kill eachother with other weapons.
12:27.08LotGHull is a bad place.
12:27.16LotGTo Hull and back.
12:27.39WormyHull, Liverpool, *S*nottingham, Birmingham
12:27.40CatfacePlus the second amendment protects the right to bear arms.
12:27.46GhelaeIIRC, there's an illegal weapons trade there too, so banning guns would, if anything, make it worse.
12:28.04GhelaeAs it is now, some criminals might at least be scared that their target will shoot them.
12:28.14IrskaadOk. :P
12:28.27LotGlol
12:28.28Xhois currently trying to find a Minigun
12:28.37XhoFor gmod that is
12:28.44GhelaeOf course it is, Xho.
12:28.45Ghelae:P
12:28.46XhoThough a real one would be nice
12:29.02GhelaeCatface: "Arms" doesn't necessarily mean "firearms", though. People having swordfights on the street would look better, too. :D
12:29.14IrskaadBut, what if a person kills a robber for self-defense? Is it a crime?
12:29.24CatfaceNopr
12:29.28Catface*nope
12:29.33IrskaadOk.
12:30.01XhoNot in England either
12:30.01GhelaeIt isn't even a crime in no-guns England so long as it fits a set of criteria to determine that it was "reasonable".
12:30.37Irskaad(I am scared of the USA because it's so cruel and mean from what I see on TV (And also unfair))
12:30.38CatfaceSame in the US.
12:31.02CatfaceWow that really makes me fear good.
12:31.07GhelaeI think those criteria are basically that it can't be more than the criminal could use against you (e.g. no rocket launchers if they're carrying a knife), and they can't be trying to run away when you do it.
12:31.08XhoGuess what, I went to the bathroom and guess what was there
12:31.20XhoA fly
12:31.23XhoFucking trolls
12:31.38Xhobrb
12:32.09GhelaeIrskaad: Because TV obviously gives you a perfectly fair and balanced view on reality. :P
12:32.27WormyLong tunnel I went through http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:Grand_Union_Canal_2011_038.JPG
12:32.32GhelaeDo you still think that Portugal is a good place to live because you're less likely to be nuked? :D
12:32.38IrskaadYes.
12:33.06CatfaceMAD  would still kill you, Irsk.
12:33.20IrskaadMADtv?
12:33.32CatfaceNo
12:33.47CatfaceMutually assured destructio
12:33.55Catfacedestruction
12:33.56GhelaeOtherwise known as "everybody dies".
12:34.01Irskaad:O
12:34.02WormyAll countries can be cruel and mean.  Its human nature Irsk
12:34.32CatfaceAnd after the nukes when off and you somehow survived you would wish you was dead.
12:34.45Irskaad:(
12:34.47Wormy^
12:35.06IrskaadI would try to find an active city somewhere...
12:35.06GhelaeThe exact same reason why you're unlikely to be nuked wherever you live is the also why you won't be in a good situation wherever you are if the nukes do go flying.
12:35.20CatfaceThe cities would be the worse places to go.
12:35.31GhelaeCities are most likely to be targets.
12:35.32IrskaadHow come?
12:35.36Irskaad.(
12:35.38WormyIrsk: You might look like thgis survivor if you did http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sumiteru_Taniguchi_back.jpg
12:36.08CatfaceIt would be total chaos.
12:36.09IrskaadPoor guy
12:36.21WormyAll his skin melted
12:36.22CatfaceRiots would be everywhere in the cities that didn't get hit.
12:36.22GhelaeTreat "nuclear weapons" as "Planet Busters" and you have a good idea of your chances of survival in a nuclear war.
12:36.46GhelaeOf course, they don't literally destroy the planet, but their effect on society wouldn't be much better.
12:36.58WormyYou don't need to bust a planet with mighty godtech.  A few nukes spell doom
12:37.05GhelaeExactly.
12:37.07IrskaadBut why would they hit a country like mine? It's such a neutral country it's unlikely
12:37.08WormySpecially modern day hyrdogen bombs
12:37.13Wormy*Especially
12:37.16GhelaeThey don't have to hit it, Irsk.
12:37.22WormyThey dwarf Hiroshima
12:37.28IrskaadOh good, ghelae.
12:37.37CatfaceYeah
12:37.44WormyYou don't get what Ghel meant
12:37.48Halopediamanrolls in at the sign of military related talk
12:37.48GhelaeThey just need to hit somewhere nearby, like the UK, or fire enough nukes anywhere in the world for the effects to be global.
12:38.22GhelaeHalopediaman: Irsk seems to be under the impression that Portugal is a safe place to live in the sense that there's a lower threat of nuclear weapon-related damage.
12:38.35HalopediamanBahaha.
12:39.17WormyIrskaad: Look at the blast radius of the Tsar Bomba http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Comparative_nuclear_fireball_sizes.svg
12:39.39WormyNagasaki was 18 Kilotons
12:39.48WormyTsar Bomba was 50 megatonnes
12:39.56XhoWe're talking about Nukes now?
12:40.02WormyThere were few places to detonate
12:40.25WormyThat in Europe's population centers would certainly affect Portugal alone
12:40.34WormyEven if thousdands of miles away
12:40.42XhoMmhm
12:40.43HalopediamanHeh, Tsar Bomba was originally supposed to be twice the yeild used, but the Russians decided to tune it down.
12:40.45IrskaadHow would it affect my country?
12:40.51WormyHalo is right
12:40.51XhoWinds would pick up
12:40.56XhoCollect radioactive material
12:40.59WormyHellish firestorm
12:41.06XhoThat two
12:41.08XhoNuclear Winter
12:41.13IrskaadOh my
12:41.17WormyAnd mass panic
12:41.18CatfaceNuclear soup
12:41.24XhoOm nom nom ded
12:41.26HalopediamanNow, who are we saying is nuking who?
12:42.05WormyTsar Bomba I read caused a shockwave to reverberate around the Earth three times http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba
12:42.33XhoMmhm
12:42.44XhoTsar was hydrogen though, wasn't it?
12:42.44HalopediamanCause if you want to say someone with some real stockpiles that wants to hit NATO members, everything green (for sure) would be wiped off the map - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:North_Atlantic_Treaty_Organization_(orthographic_projection).svg
12:42.50WormyHad more energy than that asteroid crater in Arizona too
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12:44.16Xho_Whoops
12:44.24IrskaadLunch, see you soon.
12:44.30Xho_Anyway, Tsar was hydrogen wasn't it?
12:44.34Xho_Bai
12:44.57WormyYep http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxD44HO8dNQ
12:45.12WormySame stuff that powers the stars
12:45.19LotGoh wow
12:45.39CatfaceStar bomb!
12:47.08HalopediamanSo in this nuclear war, who are we saying is attacking? Ruskies? Chinese? Pakistan? Some terrorist group that manages to steal some of the nuclear material guarded by one guy and a padlock in "discrete" locations in Russia and the US?
12:48.59CatfaceWell it was Irsk saying he was safe from a nuclear war in Portugal and we was pointing out the effects of nukes and stuff.
12:50.32HalopediamanWell, who is doing it would indeed depend. Lil' Kimmy could make good on his threats and nuke South Korea (and maybe Japan and Hawaii) and the world would keep turning.
12:51.31CatfaceWell lets say...China.
12:51.51HalopediamanBut if you say Russia finally gets fed up with America putting a single anti-ballistic missile cruiser in the black sea and unloads, NATO would be leveled, and so would Russia.
12:52.30CatfaceYeah, no one wins in a nuclear war.
12:52.43Xhohttp://www.damnlol.com/mind-blowing-picture-16.html WAT IZ DIS
12:52.57HalopediamanWhich is why no one with stockpiles exceeding ten nukes even threatens nuclear war.
12:53.20WormyNow thats just surreal
12:53.25XhoCockroaches will win the war
12:53.36XhoIf cartoon is to go by
12:53.36HalopediamanAnd twinkies.
12:53.47XhoRadiation will evolve them into intelligent species
12:53.56XhoAnd my english is horrible today
12:54.19GhelaeAnd grasp of evolutionary biology. :P
12:55.10XhoThat too
12:56.33HalopediamanBut what if it mutates them into horrible, mutant cockroaches? Or maybe just a few. The normal cockroaches will shun this monsters and a world divide would build. Soon each faction of cockroaches would begin gathering the shoes we leave behind. Then, after a falseflag operation the war will begin and all the cockroaches, normal and mutant, will literally be stomped out.
12:56.51GhelaeSee? No problem.
12:56.58Xhohttp://completeall.com/pictures/illusionsandfun/mutant-spiders.jpg Talking about evolutionary biology
12:57.31GhelaeYeah, they have those creatures in the parts of Leicestershire that Wormy showed us pictures of.
12:58.01WormyI like Spiders
12:58.48GhelaeBut did you see any of those spiders?
12:59.11HalopediamanWoah, storms starting to get a little more intense.
12:59.38XhoUnderground bunker. Nao.
12:59.53HalopediamanI have none. :(
13:00.12Ghelaewhose*
13:00.13GhelaeWell, who's fault is that?
13:00.27HalopediamanAll we have is the park's shelter, and I really hope the sirens don't go off cause I don't want to get wet. >_<
13:00.55Xhohttp://images.lolfly.com/images/891/source/somethings_are_just_unexplainable-863-1.jpeg welcome to my world
13:01.16GhelaeThat picture makes perfect sense.
13:01.34HalopediamanUnexplainable, like the tide.
13:01.44WormyThose spiders look adorable.
13:01.48HalopediamanThe tide goes in, the tide goes out. You can't explain that!
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13:02.17XhoYeah but he's in a dinner suit holding a blender
13:02.17*** mode/#sporewiki [+o OluapPlayer] by ChanServ
13:02.21XhoPlus there's no shadow
13:02.25Ghelaegets a pointlessly complicated diagram of the Earth-Moon system, including gravitational fields, and throws it front of Halopediaman
13:02.36CatfaceThats not a blener
13:02.39Catfacebladner
13:02.44Catface-_-
13:02.52GhelaeThere's no shadow because he's vampire. Wait... that *is* vampires, right?
13:02.57CatfaceIt's a sewing machine
13:03.03IrskaadKoluap!
13:03.16OluapPlayerHi
13:03.22GhelaeSewing machines which, as we all know, are responsible for most accidents involving large vehicles and steep slopes.
13:03.26Ghelae~give OluapPlayer a pie
13:03.26infobotACTION gives OluapPlayer a home-baked custard pie with ice cream on the side
13:03.30HalopediamanLies Ghelae, lies!
13:03.40OluapPlayerdestroys the pie
13:03.48GhelaeWait... which lies are you talking about? :D
13:05.41Xhohttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/c/c0/StupidityWillBeDealtWith.jpeg My new rule
13:05.47GhelaeGood idea.
13:06.09HalopediamanI cannot think of a way to proceed without possible offending someone's religious beliefs, or their beliefs in Bill O'Reilly.
13:06.16Halopediamanpossibly*
13:06.36Xho^
13:06.36OluapPlayeradmon aboos
13:06.46GhelaeWell, you could try *definitely* offending their beliefs, but that's probably even worse.
13:07.17HalopediamanHeh.
13:07.25CatfaceGoing to play video game.
13:07.29Xhono u
13:07.34Catfacebai
13:07.38Xhobai
13:07.47XhoI've got that Fanta advert in my head
13:08.20IrskaadFanta? You got that drink in the UK too?
13:08.24HalopediamanAdios Catface. Enjoy your game.
13:08.57XhoYeah
13:09.25IrskaadCool, you got something from our country in the UK :D
13:10.15XhoFanta's from Germany > <
13:10.32IrskaadReally? Because Fanta sounds more like a portuguese name
13:10.34HalopediamanIsn't Fanta the Coke of fruitily artificial soft drinks?
13:10.45XhoSí
13:10.49HalopediamanFanta is German.
13:11.33IrskaadDamn :P
13:11.57HalopediamanOh right, you're the one from Portugal that got me interested in this channel.
13:12.17IrskaadLol how'd I get you interested?
13:12.25HalopediamanNukes. :P
13:12.29XhoOluap: N u admon aboos
13:12.31IrskaadLol
13:13.40OluapPlayerno u
13:13.46Xho:|
13:14.16Xho(|8C - Sad Engie
13:14.52HalopediamanMeh, I probably should try to go back to sleep now...
13:15.25CatfaceI love the battles in Shogun 2.
13:15.29Irskaad:O - Terridorian happy face     :o - Terridorian sad face
13:15.31XhoOluap: I had a dream that my Bob 'n' Bob vid got 85,111,234 views overnight
13:15.55Xhohaxorz dream
13:15.59IrskaadCatface: I am not interested in Shogun 2, I prefer Rome or Medieval total war
13:16.02OluapPlayerYou are obsessed with YouTube then
13:16.06IrskaadMedieval 2*
13:16.17IrskaadOluap: How can you tell?
13:16.25XhoMaybe...*sniff*...maybe..,.
13:17.45Catfaceyey Shogun 2 battle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzV6D1TkjrM
13:18.20XhoOk I can't find a minigun anywhere
13:20.21Xhogmod y u not got good minigun
13:24.13LotGVictory, but a costly one, none survived.
13:24.27WormyWhy do we hsve these moments stariung at the screen all at once?
13:24.50LotGlol
13:25.16WormyDoing it again!
13:25.30Wormyhmmm
13:25.39Wormybbl
13:26.41Xhobai
13:26.43XhoHmm
13:26.54XhoI'll just have to fabricate a Minigun out of nowhere
13:27.09LotGlol
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13:27.52IrskaadCB11!
13:27.55Xholol
13:27.55IrskaadLol
13:27.59Wormy_awaywtf
13:28.16IrskaadWho's he waiting for nowdays?
13:28.22Xhoremembers last night
13:28.39IrskaadWhat happened to the "CB11 = Irskaad fanboy" days?
13:28.40Wormy_awayHe is just being nosey
13:28.44OluapPlayerThat was stupid
13:28.50Wormy_awayIt was fun
13:28.52OluapPlayerThat was for both Waterfall and last night
13:28.52XhoStoopid Xho is stoopid
13:29.16XhoHmmm
13:29.18XhoBored
13:29.26XhoI'd TF2 but meh
13:29.48XhoI'd Gmod but meh
13:30.02Wormy_awayUniverse Sandbox?
13:30.07XhoMeh
13:30.52Wormy_awayI know what I'm going to do, eat Welsh Rarebit, not many of you will get it.
13:31.25XhoToast 'n' chees
13:31.57XhoWell imma Gmod
13:32.06IrskaadCan I join you Xho?
13:32.14XhoNiet
13:32.18IrskaadOk.
13:40.12Xho_GmoddingNnngh can't find the right pieces to make a gun
13:55.47Wormy_awaybbl for real
14:08.14Xho_GmoddingIRC y u ded
14:08.28OluapPlayercus no one spiks
14:08.34Xho_Gmoddingspiks
14:08.39Xho_GmoddingI spat out my joos there
14:08.51OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Dracogonarious/Relations#Desolation_Hivemind am I doin it rite
14:09.04Xho_Gmoddinglol
14:09.39Xho_Gmoddingur doin it rite
14:09.42OluapPlayermake a propa miniportrait for Desopeepz dam u
14:09.57Xho_Gmoddingl8r
14:10.10Xho_Gmoddingwen i get to maek a siwwy minigun for dat robot
14:10.35CatfaceO am pleased with myself.
14:10.41CatfaceI
14:12.51Xho_Gmoddingwhai
14:13.39CatfaceI defeated a Creative Assembly staff member in Shogun 2 somehow.
14:14.08IrskaadHow? Is he an easter egg?
14:14.22CatfaceIn multiplayer.
14:14.39IrskaadOh
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14:22.48OluapPlayerded
14:22.56Xhonein
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14:26.06MasterMachineHias
14:26.26IrskaadHello!
14:27.18MasterMachineAnything important that I need to know about?
14:28.34IrskaadNot really.
14:29.19MasterMachineOh good, I'll be going then. Got me a newgame via steam, played it till 3am (my time) yesterday, want to play it more today!
14:29.21MasterMachineCya
14:52.26XhoTurns out R3X-7's minigun fires at 12,000 RPM
14:52.55XhoQuite beast
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14:53.20XhoHello
14:53.27WormyI am back
14:53.29Wormyhi
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14:53.48WormyHello
14:53.55TybusenHai everybody
14:54.05Tybusen~give everyone cookies
14:54.05infobotACTION gives cookies to everyone
14:55.18TybusenAnyone here?
14:56.14OluapPlayerI am now
14:56.22TybusenHai Oluap
14:56.54XhoIt costs 400,000 brain cells to watch RubberFruit's videos for 12 seconds
14:56.58XhoIt is a true statement
14:57.09TybusenInteresting
14:58.25XhoWithin a minute you could swim in rifle shells XD
14:59.11Tybusen...Why would I want to? :P
14:59.54WormyMah miend iz bin recked bi dat guy's vidz
15:03.05TybusenOmgz noez
15:03.58WormyXho, I'm dpoing work to Humanities article and I want to look at Kei'Un a bit more.  What level of advancement did they reach bfore activation of the monolith?
15:04.36XhoNot very far
15:04.51WormyEgyptian level?
15:05.03Wormy*Ancient Egyptian
15:05.05WormySilly me
15:05.10XhoEarly Egyptian, like....2700BC ish
15:05.16WormyCool okay
15:05.33XhoThey managed rebuild themselves again and disappeared about 16,000 years ago
15:05.46XhoPresumably a massive sandstorm of some kind
15:05.49Irskaad*Lezia pets a Kel'Un*
15:06.03XhoKei'Un is a human Irsk
15:06.16XhoOk, lemme calculate stuff
15:06.54XhoOk, R3X-7's minigun now fires at 60,000 RPM
15:06.58Xhohaxorz gun
15:07.06XhoThat's about a thousand a second
15:07.21XhoCould shred anyone into gibs
15:07.40XhoI'm watching it fire on Gmod
15:07.50XhoWhere the bullets land there's this blackened patch
15:08.51IrskaadShow me
15:09.21XhoLater maybe
15:09.36XhoGoing against R3X-7 is like an entire team of Heavies concentrating their fire on you
15:09.56OluapPlayerhur Spy backstab streak
15:10.22XhoR3X-7 - WAAAAAAAAAGH *Which translates to "Bloody Spy"*
15:11.00OluapPlayerSpy - I'm a frayed knot *backstabs R3X-7*
15:11.01TybusenGotta go everyone kthxbai
15:11.02IrskaadHow did you make the minigun BTW?
15:11.05IrskaadBye!
15:11.13XhoHow did I make it
15:11.19OluapPlayerhur Corruptus is gonna take over the TIAF
15:11.22XhoWell I gave up and used Heavy's minigun
15:11.31IrskaadLol
15:11.38XhoAdded emitter of a muzzleflash and rifle shells
15:11.43XhoAnd then a beastly turret
15:12.00Xho= One bitchpwn minigun
15:12.07IrskaadHow did you get it to go at 60000 rotations per minute?
15:12.15Xhorotations?
15:12.19XhoIt's rounds Irsk
15:12.25IrskaadOh
15:12.27Xho60,000 rounds per minute
15:12.43XhoAt a firing delay of 0.01 seconds
15:12.51IrskaadI noticed somewhere else it was Rotations per minute
15:12.55Xhoand 10 rounds per 0.01 seconds
15:12.59XhoYeah it can be that
15:13.04XhoBut gun terms its rounds
15:13.10IrskaadOk.
15:13.33XhoR3X-7 - BLLLLLLOOORRRRRRX *ded*
15:13.58IrskaadYou should show us- wait, you could show us on a gmod server
15:14.04XhoDunno about muzzle velocity though
15:14.09XhoI could do that, but meh
15:14.22XhoMuzzle velocity is probably about 2,000 ft/sedc
15:14.25Xho*sec
15:14.39XhoMaybe slower
15:14.46XhoCloser to 1,600 ft/sec
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15:15.08XhoHis gun is basically something torn off an armored vehicle
15:15.09Xhoh
15:15.12Xho*Hi
15:15.14The_RandomnessPow
15:15.17Xhoded
15:15.31The_RandomnessNot big surprise
15:16.10OluapPlayerhai
15:16.28XhoEach bullet is 100 damage
15:16.33XhoSo...
15:16.45The_RandomnessI feel like I'm the only one who doesn't have the Cow Mangler. :/
15:16.52XhoI don't have it either
15:17.13XhoHis gun could deal a total of 600,000 damage a minute on one object
15:17.55The_RandomnessHow much does it cost to fire his gun for 12 seconds?
15:17.57XhoSo that's killing 6000 players a minute more or less
15:18.05Xho>$400,000
15:19.16XhoConsidering his gun seems to be about 6 times faster than Heavy's its $2,400,000 for 12 seconds
15:19.37IrskaadWow, it costs that much to maintain a gun
15:19.53XhoOne as big as Heavy's/R3X-7's, yes
15:19.53Irskaadlike that
15:20.33XhoBuying a BB gun version of a minigun is like $3000
15:20.37XhoImagine the real one
15:20.48IrskaadBB?
15:20.52XhoYeah
15:20.57IrskaadWhat's BB
15:21.02XhoGun that fires plastic pellets
15:21.06IrskaadOh
15:21.06The_Randomness^
15:21.25IrskaadBB is a wierd acronym then :S
15:21.50XhoIt would be closer to $300,000 for a minigun
15:21.54The_Randomness~vanish
15:21.54infobotACTION poofs
15:22.41XhoHeavy would love R3X-7's minigun
15:22.54XhoUber-Minigun
15:23.12XhoIt would insta-kill everything though
15:23.33Irskaad*Lezia pets a man who owns this kind of minigun*
15:23.50XhoHeavy - STOOPID STOOPID STOOPID *Vzzzzzzzzt*
15:24.01IrskaadLezia - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
15:24.13XhoLezia would be fine powder in about 20 seconds
15:24.17IrskaadLOL
15:24.25GhelaeSo what would a gun like that do to, say, a Xhousthoe?
15:24.43XhoIf concentrated for a minute it would eventually get through it
15:24.48XhoThe flesh that is
15:25.05IrskaadXhodocto - That gun is so lame, it doesn't even hurt me at all
15:25.13XhoTrue
15:25.25XhoThough that gun would fare well against 2780's tech I guess
15:26.00IrskaadThe 80's came back! *Sings Michael Jackson music*
15:26.16GhelaeI don't think anybody's ever tested how well miniguns get through starship-grade deflector shields.
15:26.45GhelaeOn the ground, though, I don't think many soldiers would stand a chance.
15:27.28XhoR3X-7 - :>
15:29.17OluapPlayerBack from nom
15:29.43XhoNom
15:30.01XhoThing is that gun, in game throws you about 40 feet if you get hit by the bullets
15:30.41XhoBob, y u make dis
15:31.17XhoIf you ever need military talent, Bob is the answer
15:31.22GhelaeBy my rough calculations, that gun could shoot down the most heavily-armed Grimbolsaurian, Salsetthe or Fordan soldier in one or two seconds.
15:31.37XhoHmmm hax gun
15:31.54XhoThough somehow Bob makes the best things by slamming his head into the table
15:31.54GhelaeOr a fully-shielded Girdo Droner in less than 13 seconds.
15:32.22XhoBob - *BANG BANG BANG BANG*
15:32.31Xho*Hax gun pops out of nowhere*
15:32.34XhoBob - ^^
15:33.38XhoOr when he flailed his arms about with a wrench and made R3X-7
15:34.30XhoAs Oluap would say, Bob knows science
15:34.53OluapPlayerAye
15:35.19XhoThat's the Dumb Bob
15:35.35XhoClever Bob doesn't get himself in with these things, all he wants is his sandvich
15:36.06XhoBut he has his teleportation skill
15:37.09XhoClever Bob has science
15:37.38XhoDumb Bob is like a much dumber, but far luckier version of Engineer
15:37.58XhoClever Bob, well he's just rolling along with it
15:39.11XhoHur Irsk remember that gun
15:39.28XhoOluap: I told Irsk to stand under this structure, and then I fired a turret
15:39.36IrskaadYeah lol
15:39.37XhoIt was pretty sneaky
15:39.43IrskaadI was fooled
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15:40.04Ghelae~give Cyrannian a cookie
15:40.04infobotACTION gives Cyrannian a home-baked chocolate chip cookie to cheer him up.
15:40.19Cyranniancan't resist, and eats the cookie
15:40.31Xhonom
15:40.47Ghelae~give Xho a cookie
15:40.47infobotACTION gives Xho a home-baked macadamia nut cookie to cheer him up.
15:41.47OluapPlayerhai Cyrannian
15:41.54OluapPlayerYou got me hyped for a second
15:42.26OluapPlayerTonight I saw that image of a Bisistar and I though "Oh boy Bisies in Year Three"!
15:42.36OluapPlayerBut then it was just that minion guy
15:42.39OluapPlayerI went "hur"
15:43.05CyrannianWell, if I stop being lazy and finish the VoA story, the Bisistar will be in Year three
15:43.15OluapPlayer:o
15:43.27OluapPlayerThey come to rape everyone
15:43.39Cyrannianyay!
15:45.15CyrannianXho did a very good impersonation of CB11 last night
15:45.47IrskaadLol
15:45.51XhoI was summoned
15:45.55XhoTwice
15:45.59XhoHmmm
15:46.04XhoThat cookie
15:46.08Xhoburns the cookie
15:46.21GhelaeInfobot seems to only give you cookies that you don't like.
15:46.25GhelaeI'll try it again.
15:46.26Ghelae~give Xho a cookie
15:46.26infobotACTION gives Xho a home-baked macadamia nut cookie to cheer him up.
15:46.29GhelaeNope.
15:46.30XhoNnnnnnnnnnnnngh
15:46.33GhelaeThere's no hope.
15:46.36Xhoburns the cookie again
15:46.42GhelaeHow about a pie instead?
15:46.45XhoPai
15:46.50Ghelae~give Xho a pie
15:46.50infobotACTION gives Xho a home-baked apple pie with ice cream on the side
15:47.02XhoOooh nice
15:47.08XhoOm nom nom nom nom
15:47.11Irskaad~give Xho a cookie
15:47.11infobotACTION gives Xho a home-baked chocolate chip cookie to cheer him up.
15:47.20IrskaadIs this what you like, Xho?
15:47.20Xho....Ghelae it's YOU
15:47.26XhoYOU GIVE ME EVIL COOKIES
15:47.31GhelaeIt's not me!
15:47.33Xhoeats the cookie
15:47.34GhelaeIt's Infobot! Look!
15:47.38GhelaeOkay...
15:47.52Ghelae...maybe she doesn't like me trying to get her to give you cookies.
15:47.55Ghelae~give Xho a cookie
15:47.55infobotACTION gives Xho a home-baked sugar cookie to cheer him up.
15:48.10XhoYay
15:48.19XhoOm nom nom nom
15:49.30CyrannianOkay, I've added the user pairs, and some ones that I made up.
15:50.19GhelaeRight...
15:50.28GhelaeFirst of all, "Cookie Monster" is two words.
15:50.36IrskaadCB11 and someone who is definitely not Irskaad - Lol
15:52.53CyrannianI corrected the Cookie Monster typo. Sorry about that Ghelae
15:53.26Ghelae..and secondly, I'm *not* a pair with the Cookie Monster.
15:53.29Ghelae~give Cyrannian a pie
15:53.29infobotACTION gives Cyrannian a home-baked cherry pie
15:53.39CyrannianPie man?
15:53.44Ghelae...No.
15:53.51GhelaeWhat kind of a name is "pie man"?
15:54.10CyrannianHmm
15:54.14GhelaeIt's like a generic term for about half of the male population of England, amongst other things.
15:54.25GhelaeAnd the people of Melton Mowbray.
15:55.14CyrannianAha! The Muffin Man!
15:55.57Ghelae~give Cyrannian a muffin
15:55.57infobotACTION gives a muffin to Cyrannian
15:56.01GhelaeHmm.
15:56.04IrskaadWe should design a Human republic flag. I'll make it, since I'm hax at flags >:D
15:56.04GhelaeI don't think so.
15:56.13GhelaeIrskaad: Yeah, go on. What should it look like?
15:56.22IrskaadYou guys discuss
15:56.36GhelaeMaybe we need some kind of "national colours" for Humanity.
15:57.02GhelaePossible options: Blue, white, green, red... okay, we need to narrow it down.
15:58.07IrskaadHmmm... Blue is nice, Red doesn't really fit, white and green I have no idea.
15:58.54GhelaeBlue and white I got from the UN flag, although I imagine the Human flag would have a deeper blue if any.
15:59.09IrskaadOk.
16:00.56IrskaadWormy , Xho , want to participate in the discussion?
16:01.02XhoOuch, that minigun is so powerful it managed throw me across a broken brideg
16:01.07XhoWhat discussion
16:01.11Xho*bridge
16:01.24IrskaadWe are discussing how the Human Flag should look like
16:01.26WormyYeah make a flag if you wish
16:01.33WormyI know
16:01.44WormyAll humans originate from Earth
16:01.46WormySomehow
16:01.53WormySo have Earth in the center
16:01.59IrskaadOk.
16:02.02XhoNnngh
16:02.04WormyWith lines coming out showing different races
16:02.15WormyThen bending back into shaking hands
16:02.22Wormysince they would be unified
16:02.47WormyMake it a realistic looking map, not one that looks like it is made in MS Paint
16:03.03WormyYou said you was hax at flags so ther is a challenge :P
16:03.13IrskaadBending back into shaking hands, how would that be performed? (I'm using a realistic earth picture dummy)
16:03.52WormyJust a pair of shaking will do
16:04.04Wormy*hands
16:04.13WormyWith Earth in the center
16:04.28WormyWith lines coming out showing a few Near Human races
16:04.33IrskaadSo it's how many lines?
16:04.44WormyJust put planets in itf its complicated or png's of humans made in Spore
16:04.57Wormy(which the lines point to)
16:05.03WormyDon't have to add many
16:05.16Irskaad6, 8 or 12?
16:05.31WormyAs many as you are willing to make
16:05.51IrskaadI want this to be realistic, so pick the most accurate number
16:06.55IrskaadWell, wormy? :P
16:07.01GhelaeThere'll be far too many near-human races for each to represent a single one.
16:07.21IrskaadYeah, so how do we do this?
16:07.49GhelaeTry 12 lines first.
16:07.55IrskaadOk.
16:08.13IrskaadShould I use 12 distinct colors?
16:08.48GhelaeFirst of all, save it as a different copy of the image, so if we decide it doesn't look right there's no chance of you having to make the whole thing all over again.
16:09.03IrskaadOk.
16:09.04GhelaeAnd if you can get 12 colours that are all equally distinct, then try it.
16:10.27IrskaadAnd how would I arrange the handshaking? 2 hands by 2 hands in an arc like formation around the earth or all hands coming together on the center of the earth?
16:11.39IrskaadWormy ? Ghelae ?
16:12.35GhelaeI think Wormy's idea was just two hands, with the lines merging together from each side to form them.
16:12.45GhelaeBut I'm not sure
16:12.46Ghelae.*
16:13.01Xhohttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/c/c0/StupidityWillBeDealtWith.jpeg I think the flag should be this
16:13.07IrskaadLol
16:13.17OluapPlayernein
16:13.22WormySomething like that
16:13.23Xho:<
16:13.49IrskaadGhelae: I have almost no idea what he means by that
16:14.18GhelaeWhat does the flag currently look like? Just describe it to me.
16:15.26IrskaadSo far, as you guys discussed, is a picture of earth with an undecided handshake thing.
16:15.43WormyEarth in center, lines coming from Earth ending in either png's of humans or planets, then lines from all the planets on either side of Earth joining into hands at the bottom
16:16.08Cyrannianbai
16:16.21WormySo lines of the left side of Earth for example point to planets, then lines point from those planets to the left hand
16:16.33WormySame for the right
16:16.58WormyHistory of Republic look good?  http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Humanity/Human_Republic#History
16:17.32IrskaadOk, I'll see what I can do.
16:31.14WormyI strongly diagree with the placement of Star Wars http://www.orbitalvector.com/Essays/TECH%20LEVELS%20OF%20SCIENCE%20FICTION%20GROUPS%20AND%20CULTURES.htm
16:31.47WormyIt ignored the industrial and militray might, as well as the supertech from the Expanded Universe.
16:37.21XhoI've clicked on the SporeWiki main page link 543 times since I got Google Chrome
16:37.24XhoHmm
16:37.49WormyI've visited SporeWiki 5 and a half thousand times
16:37.57Xho...hax
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16:38.12WormySome reason the number vanishedso I don't know exactly anymore
16:38.36Ghelae~give Val_ a pie
16:38.36infobotACTION gives Val_ a home-baked apple pie
16:38.41OluapPlayerHey Val
16:39.23XhoI wonder if you can make gifs out of Vegas Pro 10
16:39.29Val_Hey
16:39.34XhoHi
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16:51.52WormyGrr stupid parents
16:52.13WormyDidn't wash up in time and now they are taking my internet off me
16:52.20Wormyfuckers
16:52.42Irskaad:(
16:52.47WormyDoing it to be mean
16:52.57Val_Fact: Sporewiki is addictive
16:53.09Irskaad^
16:53.15Val_Lawl jk
16:53.52WormyThey think I'm addicted
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16:55.33XhoThe comp couldn't handle a 4000 layer gif, so it gave me the middle finger and shut down
16:56.36WormyDamn, the internet will be off until my room is cleaned
16:56.44WormyAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
16:56.54WormyProblem is, they are never impressed
16:57.15XhoHmmm
16:57.23XhoDunno how to respond to that
16:58.06Val_Wormy, there is always that universe that you keep in your pocket...
16:58.28Wormyhmmm
16:58.40Wormyshame ots pocket sized
16:58.55Wormystick my hand in it at best and edit from there
16:59.50Xho:( I feel sad for some reason
17:00.03WormyI feel enraged for some reason
17:00.12Val_I feel lonely for some reason
17:00.31XhoActually i'll just shut it next time I'll have something to say
17:01.13WormyActually they are right.  Maybe I need to get more of a life and clean my room ewtc.
17:01.53Wormynah  XD
17:03.29Val_lol
17:03.40Val_Don't succumb to their bidding Wormy
17:03.48Val_their words are like poison
17:03.49Wormylol
17:03.53WormyIndeed
17:04.00Val_always making you doubt of your ideals
17:04.05WormyTrue
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17:04.41Valaderdid I missed something?
17:04.42WormyThey tried to say my fiction is crap because I don't take inspiration when I told them I write fiction
17:04.47WormyI said True
17:05.14WormyMeanies, never even seen my fiction
17:05.21Wormyto comment
17:05.28Valaderonly because its based on a videogame...
17:05.33Valaderyah I hear you
17:05.59WormyThen they get away with doing things but I don't
17:06.21WormyDammit I should live in my own place soon
17:06.37Valaderhow old re you?
17:06.44Wormy17
17:06.55Valadersame here
17:07.02WormyJust turned 17
17:07.09Valaderabout to get 18 now
17:07.48WormyCool
17:07.56ValaderSometimes I wish you guys were living in the same neighborhood as I
17:08.31WormyYeah
17:08.33Wormylol
17:08.39Valaderbut at the same time... the neighborhood would be in a complete chaos
17:09.02WormyI was in the same county as Ghelae last week
17:09.09Valaderand did you met?
17:09.12Valaderno...
17:09.20WormyWe were on other sides of it
17:09.24WormySo no
17:09.28WormyI was boating
17:09.32Valaderaah
17:09.36Wormyon a canal
17:09.54ValaderI remember Ghelae telling me about thinking of shooting a man on a boat
17:10.00Valaderwas that you?
17:10.25WormyLeicestershire is big though http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leicestershire
17:10.39WormyProbably :P
17:10.44Valadertrolol
17:11.02WormyThe city bit looked like it was out of Mad Max
17:11.18WormyAll industrial and the toepath was full of chavs
17:11.31WormyBut the countryside was all posh
17:11.47Valaderlol
17:12.19ValaderI see
17:12.24Valaderhey I wanted to ask you
17:12.33Valaderin the War of Aperture
17:12.46Valaderwhat is the current Sporewikiverse era?
17:13.01ValaderI know it is before the cleanslate
17:13.03WormyIt is dated just before the cleanslate
17:13.08WormyOh
17:13.09Valaderbut at what time?
17:13.22WormyI don't know the SporEwiki dates
17:13.39WormyMId 27th century in Human terms I know that.
17:14.09Valaderno but I want like a precise moment, like "After War of Ages and before of Cyrannus War"
17:14.28Valadersomething like that
17:14.37Valaderwhere should we place it?
17:16.36WormyOh it happeeed just after the Cataclysm
17:16.41WormyOr I think it should
17:16.56WormyBecause the SSA was on high alert for all subspace distortions
17:17.07WormyThey percieved the Aperture as another threat
17:17.14WormyExplaining the inuial attack
17:17.20Valaderaah
17:17.29Valaderso from there, the Crossover timeline departs
17:17.36WormyThat might be Mid Year Two of the GCW
17:17.45ValaderA reality where cleanslate never happened?
17:18.23Valaderthats something not even the taldar could see coming
17:18.37WormyI don'rt think it is, perhaps the Cleanslate happened within months of the Cataclysm
17:19.08WormyAllowing for it to fit like a jigsaw piece
17:20.33ValaderI think it should be more like another reality
17:20.43Valaderthat way we can afford sequels to the crossover
17:20.53WormyA Realities Altered?
17:21.14WormySequals could still happen, just without the DCP :/
17:21.31GhelaeI've just realised how vague my ideas for human races that I listed on the Human Republic talk page are. Most species in the wiki could fit as a human subspecies...
17:21.39ValaderThat's the problem, major protagonists would be gone
17:22.07GhelaeAnd *now* I'm going again.
17:22.19Ghelae(Irsk contacted me on private chat just as I was leaving again before...)
17:22.28Valadernot necessarily human, but of Earth
17:23.16WormyNot many are going to want to accept that idea :P
17:23.59WormyThough the Libertus could be sentient Dino's that left a dying Earth 65 million years ago.
17:24.16WormyOr maybe the 13 Tribe are
17:24.17Valaderlike a good Voyager episode I know
17:24.25WormyYep, like them
17:24.41WormyThe 13th Tribe are from Earth, then created the other races
17:24.46Wormyin Cyrannus
17:25.06WormyAh!
17:25.15WormyThey also created the Taldar
17:25.18XhoWhy do I have a scar on the inside of my mouth O.o
17:25.27WormyPerhaps this is why Earth is the cener of the universe!
17:25.58WormyIts the center of the all Time periods because of the Taldar's beginnings
17:26.07WormyThis sound good?
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17:27.01XhoHe gon'
17:27.10XhoSo did morgothBot
17:27.11Valaderindeed
17:27.12XhoIt gon'
17:27.20WormyThey don't like my idea
17:27.35WormyIt was too much for them to handle
17:27.36Valaderits a nice one though
17:27.58WormyI don't think Um or Techno would agree, well Techno might
17:28.03XhoToo much what for who?
17:28.14WormyMy idea, read above
17:28.25ValaderEarth could be the center of the Multiverse not only because of that, but because it exists in numerous Universes
17:28.29ValaderBUT
17:28.37ValaderWill earth exist in the new Multiverse?
17:28.52WormyIt could be saved in Omegatropic
17:28.55XhoOh that
17:29.01WormySince that saves the Multiverse
17:29.02XhoWell that screws my head over
17:29.22ValaderEarth could possibly be part of the singilarity right now O.o
17:29.34WormyOmegapoint Earth
17:29.45ValaderWormy, you were right
17:29.55ValaderThe Technosphere exists
17:29.58GhelaeActually, I'm not sure if the Thirteenth Tribe are still supposed to be the creators of the Taldar, but pages are often not very good at being updated.
17:30.12IrskaadWhy should a minor (Universe-wise) planet like ours be the center of the Universe?
17:30.15ValaderThey do not own the credit totally
17:30.18GhelaeStill, a lot of the SporeWikiverse seems to revolve around Earth, humans, and reptilian humanoids.
17:30.20Valaderthey just helped
17:30.36IrskaadGhelae: Hur Kraw
17:30.47WormyI do think Earth is an aperture, for where energy comes together to the point where it can percieve tself.  Thus Earth is a vortex of life, which observes the universe and gives it purpose.  Earth is the universe looking at itself.
17:30.54GhelaeIrskaad: There's no reason why any planet should be the centre of the SporeWikiverse. But if any is, Earth would be a good choice.
17:31.05ValaderEarth is epic
17:31.13Wormy^
17:31.33IrskaadGhelae: Why? If anything, a more important planet should be the center of it all
17:31.36GhelaeOoh, Irsk, maybe the major races of the Kraw Galaxy are descended from a crazy human descendant of years hundreds of years ago (SporeWikiverse-wise)! :P
17:31.42IrskaadLol
17:31.47ValaderEarth could be a living sentient, maybe Omniscient being
17:31.59ValaderNote: not omnipotent
17:32.08WormyPerhaps the life is biocentric
17:32.11GhelaeEarth is important. Humanity has been spacefaring for several hundreds of years by now; they're one of the most influential races in the Milky Way.
17:32.18WormyAnd observes the universe fine tuning it
17:32.22ValaderNot just he milky way
17:32.31Valadertheir reputation goes farther than that
17:32.32IrskaadIn the Kraw Galaxy most empires don't even know what a human is XD
17:32.40GhelaeValader: Maybe Earth could be a Living Planet like Fahler, but less glitchy.
17:32.42WormyAnd, it was the place where the Xhodocto awoke.
17:33.11ValaderGhelae: Maybe it is dormant, we are screwed if it ever wakes up
17:33.14IrskaadSo few people yet such a large conversation.
17:33.25GhelaeIt's an important topic.
17:33.30Valadervery
17:33.40Valaderwe could be rewriting history
17:33.43Valaderlawl
17:33.56GhelaeBut Irsk, the Kraw races being your descendants would explain TDP's beliefs in him being their creator in-universe...
17:34.04IrskaadLol
17:34.04GhelaeOf course, it would also mean that Lezia is your descendant.
17:34.04Valaderbut just think about it
17:34.11IrskaadLol
17:34.17XhoIs this like...
17:34.21XhoMetaphorically the centre
17:34.27GhelaeYes.
17:34.47ValaderNot only that, maybe technically, but not graphizally
17:34.52Valadergraphically*
17:35.04XhoGood thing i'm semi-active because I get none of this
17:35.11GhelaeAnd Lezia being a human descendant would mean that the Capricornians via Kezoreg would be too... no, that idea's still not canon, is it? :P
17:35.15ValaderI just came back from inactivity
17:35.17XhoI've lost about 40 IQ points in 3 months
17:35.17Valader:P
17:35.28IrskaadLOL
17:35.51ValaderIrskaad = the ultimate annoyance
17:36.01Wormyheh
17:36.11IrskaadLol
17:36.24ValaderNow there is something else we need to get right
17:36.28XhoVzzt
17:36.28Valaderus the users
17:36.45IrskaadMe = TDP, don't forget
17:36.55XhoOn scale of 1 to 10, how intimidating would I be to the average user
17:37.03WormyYou mean the user fiction?
17:37.16ValaderTo fiction, over 9000 Xho
17:37.30XhoThat and externally
17:37.34Valaderbut to users...
17:37.37Valaderhmmm
17:37.40Irskaad10
17:37.45ValaderI need to meet ya first buddy
17:38.11WormyWould 10 make you feel happy?
17:38.26XhoNot really, emotion isn't in my book at the moment
17:38.32Irskaadhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:HumanFlag.png Human Flag
17:38.34WormyI can't say, nobody here can intimidate me
17:38.34ValaderWormy, I mean your incursions to Kroc and the Universal Channel
17:38.48XhoCool flag
17:38.50ValaderNot the Sporewiki User fiction I created
17:38.54XhoBut them planets...wut is that
17:39.02IrskaadWormy asked for it
17:39.05WormyOh lol.  The Spore Cultists me and Kroc
17:39.18WormyIrskaad: Awesome!
17:39.19XhoAnyway, out of 10
17:39.21WormyAwesome!
17:39.24Valaderlol indeed Irskaad
17:39.27Wormy10/10 thanks Irsk
17:39.30IrskaadThanks!
17:39.33ValaderI give you a 7
17:39.36Irskaad:D
17:39.36Valaderis that right?
17:39.41ValaderXho?
17:39.42Valader:P
17:39.47XhoOh god my head
17:39.47Xhobrb
17:39.56Valaderwas I a little to harsh?
17:40.02XhoNo
17:40.05Valaderlawl k
17:40.09XhoMy brain can't take so much at the moment
17:40.24XhoIntelligence is about 1.2 compared to the usual 8.7
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17:40.47XhoI dunno I just feel extremely dizzy at the moment
17:40.56GhelaeThat seems like a pretty arbitrary scale. 1.2/8.7?
17:41.01Valaderkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
17:41.38IrskaadKoluap!
17:41.40XhoWell out of 10
17:41.44Xho0 being none of what
17:41.52XhoAnd 10 being highly of what
17:42.08WormyAdded pic http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Humanity
17:42.09ValaderI feel, out of 10, at 9 of what
17:42.34XhoAlright, so intimidation is about 7/10
17:42.44IrskaadNo 10
17:42.56XhoI think the most intimidating user on this wiki is probably....hmmm
17:43.03Valaderbtw guys, there is a human breed in the Host
17:43.06IrskaadXho
17:43.11Valader40 000  members
17:43.12WormyReally?
17:43.15XhoI'm not intimidated by any user on this wiki so probably Oluap if I had to be certain
17:43.50XhoI need some happy pills at the moment
17:44.17Irskaadgives sad pills
17:44.28*** join/#sporewiki Imperios (b242375d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.178.66.55.93)
17:44.30Ghelae~give Xho some happy pills
17:44.30infobotACTION gives some happy pills to Xho
17:44.33IrskaadImpy!
17:44.39Ghelae~give Imperios a pie
17:44.39infobotACTION gives Imperios a home-baked pizza pie
17:44.43WormyWatch out, Louis saw you!
17:44.48Valaderbut they are not very orthodox in their methods for their psionic training, their brain is not fully developed innately, so they implement the use of Valadum to stimulate their brains
17:44.54WormyGrabbin' pills!
17:45.07GhelaeThey're perfectly legal, Wormy.
17:45.08XhoSo, intelligence **was** about 8.7, Intimidation, 7 ish
17:45.24GhelaeThat is, nobody's got around to criminalising them yet...
17:45.29XhoFriendliness....well I can't say anything about that, I have a dislike for almost everything I come into contact with
17:45.29ImperiosHi peepz
17:45.39WormyThey were made of sugar weren't they...
17:45.43ValaderFor a guy like me that can temporarily suppress you, yeah I give you a 7 Xho
17:45.54XhoFor a guy who couldn't
17:45.54Imperioshttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/7/77/MNAltogether.png The Shadow Six
17:45.55GhelaeSugar... was one of the initial ingredients.
17:45.58Imperios<y evo; gius
17:45.59Valader10
17:46.15XhoAlright 10 considering a user who wouldn't know me very well
17:46.16WormyA spoonful of saguar makes the medicine go down!
17:46.26Valaderit could be 10.5 if possible
17:46.49Imperioshttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/7/77/MNAltogether.png BY THE WILL OF THE GOD-EMPEROR I COMMAND YOU TO LOOK
17:46.53XhoIntelligence...was 8.7, Intimidation, 10, hmmm....Friendliness....about 4
17:46.58Xhowon't look
17:47.01Ghelaehas looked
17:47.25ImperiosGuess who is who.
17:47.29ImperiosGuess the species
17:47.51XhoMali'Nar?
17:47.57ValaderI DON'T ANSWER TO THE GOD-EMPEROR, HE MAKES STORMS IN GALAXIES WHEN I STORM WITH MY PSIONIC ENERGY ENTIRE UNIVERSES!
17:47.59IrskaadYay buddies!
17:48.03GhelaeIs the one on the left a Lequian?
17:48.13ImperiosYep.
17:48.24XhoYeah I have Chaos so meh to the God-Emperor
17:48.41ImperiosEMPEROR OF MANKIND WILL CRUSH CHAOS!
17:48.46WormyMeh to all.  I have elemental and transcend above concept
17:49.11XhoOh yeah? I have Bob and Bob
17:49.11ImperiosGuess one at the right.
17:49.15GhelaeThe one on the right... an Omnitermine?
17:49.17XhoCan't beat that
17:49.31WormySpongebob
17:49.32Ghelaekeeps out of the conversation or he'll just bring up the One God again
17:49.34WormyCheck mate
17:49.42ImperiosNo, Omnitermines are not humanoid.
17:49.44XhoHmph
17:49.50ImperiosThink.
17:49.58XhoA Shu'Wokerama thing
17:50.00GhelaeThey're not blue either...
17:50.13GhelaeGablinus-Avis... Rambo...
17:50.14Valadergtg now guys
17:50.16Valadercya
17:50.19OluapPlayerBakc, I was afk
17:50.19GhelaeBye!
17:50.20Valaderoh wait
17:50.23ImperiosNo...
17:50.24OluapPlayerWhat's this about Shu'wokerama?
17:50.24Wormybye!
17:50.26ImperiosBut close.
17:50.41Xhohttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/7/77/MNAltogether.png Blue bird on the right, dunno what it is
17:50.46XhoI suggested Shu'Wokerama but meh
17:50.56ImperiosTry to guess.
17:51.04OluapPlayerXR?
17:51.04WormyLequian - Asgord - - Loron
17:51.07GhelaeWhere's the fun in trying?
17:51.07XhoOh god
17:51.10XhoXR...nuuuu
17:51.17GhelaeXR makes far too much sense.
17:51.17ImperiosOluapPlayer: You win an internet.
17:51.21ImperiosYes that's Xarik-Radux
17:51.21OluapPlayerOhohoho
17:51.26Ghelae~give OluapPlayer an internet
17:51.26infobotACTION gives an internet to OluapPlayer
17:51.27ImperiosAnd he leads the Legion of Rage
17:51.37OluapPlayereats the internet
17:51.40IrskaadImperios: You're giving him an internet connection?
17:51.49XhoCrap that was custom built
17:51.53XhoWhy u eet it
17:51.56WormyHe;s giving him all connections
17:52.18XhoWhat's the thing in the middle
17:52.35ImperiosHuman
17:52.42XhoBehind the Human
17:52.45OluapPlayerlol human
17:52.45GhelaeThe second one on the left looks most like an Asgord, but it could be some other Kraw Galaxy race. I'm going with Asgord, because that's what Wormy said.
17:52.48OluapPlayer*thing
17:52.55GhelaeThe second one on the right... again, it looks like a Loron.
17:53.12ImperiosYou are right with both. Left is Asgord and right is Loron.
17:53.12GhelaeBut it's a bit too small for one, I would have thought.
17:53.17GhelaeAh, okay.
17:53.33ImperiosGuy behind Irsk is something not to be told.
17:53.33WormyAm I right about the Lequian?
17:53.42ImperiosHis species is not even of the SporeWikiverse.
17:53.44ImperiosYes Wormy
17:53.55WormyGood
17:54.00OluapPlayerLequian, Asgord, Human, Loron, Xarik-Radux and Unknown
17:54.09OluapPlayerThat's a happy bunch
17:54.16IrskaadMeep I have 5 good buddies :D
17:54.22ImperiosYes
17:54.31WormyThey all get a happy meal
17:54.42OluapPlayerWhat about Isio'Nar?
17:54.48WormyIn the resturant at the end of the universe.
17:54.49ImperiosDivin-Ra chose ASGORD, LORON and XARIK-RADUX as their servants.
17:55.00ImperiosOh, I did most of them. I will add a pic soon.
17:55.21WormyWhich happens to be Macdonulds because they bought everrything and sued everyone.
17:55.36WormyMc'Universe
17:55.42WormyShudders
17:55.46IrskaadTDP - Isio'Nar suck. Except Egnozeus.
17:56.28GhelaeApalos - What is your obsession with sucking?
17:56.32Ghelae:P
17:56.53IrskaadTDP - None.
17:57.15WormyThe Dark Purger?
17:57.34WormyIs TDP Irskaad?
17:57.35IrskaadYes
17:57.46GhelaeFuture Irskaad.
17:57.54WormyHow did you become the TDP?
17:58.03IrskaadMali'Nar chose me.
17:58.06GhelaeIt's on TDP's page, isn't it?
17:58.17WormyYou would be skeptical of the Malin'Nar!
17:58.40GhelaeHe probably assumed they were resurrecting him with advanced technology.
17:58.48WormyThat explains it
17:59.00IrskaadLol I was in hell beforehand, so I would believe it by then
17:59.04WormyEven though they lied and use divine magic
17:59.20GhelaeHell? Just a giant simulation run by advanced aliens. :D
17:59.32WormyLike the Star Maker
17:59.59OluapPlayerWell off to remake the AC
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18:00.41XhoWhat's this about Hell?
18:00.45WormyHello
18:00.49XhoHi
18:00.52WormyIrskaad went to hell
18:00.55OluapPlayerHey
18:00.55dino_hello!
18:01.08dino_I saw your message Wormy!
18:01.09Xhok
18:01.13WormyCool
18:01.45dino_so you need some  Rambo ships? But I must admit I do not have an acount at the other wiki
18:02.25Ghelae~give dino_ a cookie
18:02.26infobotACTION gives dino_ a home-baked fortune cookie to cheer him up.
18:02.27WormyI was just saying because I didn't want to write a mistake in Section Two
18:02.41dino_Oh thanks infobot, y our are great!
18:02.46dino_Hello Ghelae!
18:02.55GhelaeHi!
18:02.56ImperiosAC returns?
18:02.59WormyInfobot is just the servent
18:03.05WormyGhelae is the baker
18:03.11OluapPlayerYeah
18:03.12GhelaeNo...
18:03.19ImperiosFC - FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
18:03.20IrskaadYay AC is coming back!
18:03.25GhelaeWhat, so I bake cookies, pies, and red cheese?
18:03.34ImperiosDivin-Ra - *Trollface*
18:03.40Wormyyep, all at once
18:03.44GhelaeI'm not the personification of Leicestershire, you know.
18:03.50OluapPlayerHe will be a loner character now
18:03.57WormyDo you work in the dye factories?
18:04.05GhelaeNo.
18:04.16Ghelae...Wait, dye factories?
18:04.26WormyLeicester had loads of dye works, with dyes washing into the river
18:04.29GhelaeOh, yes, and I mine coal too.
18:04.30XhoI don't understand fiction anymore
18:04.40GhelaeI put it in the pies if I don't like the person I'm baking them for.
18:04.58GhelaeThe dyes go into the cookies instead.
18:05.15Wormylol, dye the red cheese?
18:05.27GhelaeNo...
18:05.35WormyWhats makes them red?
18:05.38GhelaeI told you, the cheese comes out of the cows already coloured.
18:05.43WormyOhhh
18:06.04WormyDo the cows get given dyed grass?
18:06.15GhelaeNo. They eat roast duck.
18:06.26GhelaeIt's complicated chemistry.
18:06.35WormyHuh?  But I'm vegetarian
18:06.37Wormy:(
18:06.54GhelaeDon't worry; the ducks deserve it.
18:06.58GhelaeThey're evil.
18:07.06WormyI saw them
18:07.10*** join/#sporewiki Waterfall (1869da31@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.105.218.49)
18:07.12GhelaeIt's like eating roast Asgord; you shouldn't feel bad about it.
18:07.14Ghelae:P
18:07.15IrskaadCB11!
18:07.19Ghelae~give Waterfall a pie
18:07.19infobotACTION gives Waterfall a home-baked lemon meringue pie
18:07.23IrskaadGhelae: Lol
18:07.24WaterfallHi. @Ghelae: LOL XDDD
18:07.27WormyAt gunpoint
18:07.30WormyForcing boaters to give them all the bread
18:07.53GhelaeThey've got guns now? Wow, east Leicestershire is going downhill.
18:08.01GhelaeThey're only armed with knives over here.
18:08.01WormyIndeed
18:08.39WormySome of the kids are getting hold of pea shooters in my region.
18:08.52OluapPlayerActually, screw the lone character thing
18:08.54WormyThose ducks might grow up to be violent criminals
18:08.58OluapPlayerHe will still be a servant of Shu'wok
18:12.13XhoBored bored bored
18:12.35WormyEvil duck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8THBpw0PVdI
18:14.09GhelaeYeah, that's an accurate reconstruction of an incident that happened in Leicester once.
18:14.42GhelaeJust before WWII. It led to the eradication of most of the county's waterfowl when the war ended.
18:15.25WormyThey all seem to have bred back
18:15.37OluapPlayerhttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/6/6a/Chaos_AC.png
18:15.52Irskaad:DDDDDDDDDD HE LOOKS AMAZING
18:19.01WormyHe looks like a cheeky chappy
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18:20.37Wormy~seen [Leo_Fox]
18:20.44infobot[leo_fox] <~Leo]@unaffiliated/s-118> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 4d 15h 3m 34s ago, saying: 'ohcrap'.
18:20.44WormyOh hi
18:20.45SporeguyHi
18:21.06SporeguySomeone give me a number between 2 and 17 please
18:21.11Xho14
18:21.12Irskaad9
18:21.39OluapPlayer3
18:21.51Wormy6
18:22.12Xho5
18:22.25OluapPlayerI just noticed
18:22.29Xho14+9-3+6-5 = 21
18:22.32XhoO.o
18:22.37OluapPlayerChas AC's mouth looks dirt with blood
18:22.42OluapPlayerChaos*
18:22.53Wormy~seen esh89
18:22.55infobotesh89 <56bd0194@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.189.1.148> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 3d 19h 20m 50s ago, saying: ':D bro's going back on now'.
18:22.55Xho~14+9-3+6-5
18:22.55infobot21
18:23.25XhoActually it looks like he has two mouths
18:23.39OluapPlayerWell technically he does have two mouths
18:23.58XhoWouldn't surprise me if he did
18:24.08XhoI feel slightly better now considering I just went and threw up
18:24.16Sporeguy14+9+3+6=32 divided by 4=9
18:24.25SporeguyTook me long enough.
18:25.14XhoWait I still feel shit
18:25.14Irskaad32/4 = 8 not 9
18:25.33SporeguyStupid me
18:25.34XhoEternal Hangover
18:25.38WormyMust have been Ghelae's food
18:25.42Xho~32/4
18:25.42infobot8
18:25.49XhoSo it is
18:25.49SporeguyCrap
18:25.59XhoInfobot is my mathematical help
18:26.10SporeguyIf I'd remembered that it would have been much quicker.
18:26.15WormyHmm
18:26.16XhoLast night I couldn't add 18+22 so I needed infobot
18:26.21WormyI need to know
18:26.22IrskaadLOL
18:26.25Wormy~1+1
18:26.25infobot1+1 is probably 3 for large values of 1
18:26.31Xholol
18:26.38Xho~1+2
18:26.38infobot4
18:26.43IrskaadLol
18:26.44XhoWhat you lie
18:26.45WormyOh so its three
18:26.47SporeguyMy PC's inbuilt calculator is a bastard.
18:26.52Xho~1+3
18:26.52infobot4
18:27.10Sporeguy~889098+77679
18:27.10infobot966777
18:27.20Sporeguyo.)
18:27.21XhoNngh big number
18:27.28Wormy~8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888+9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
18:27.28infobota number with quite a few digits...
18:27.28Sporeguy*o.0
18:27.34Xholol
18:27.43Xho~7432847234023894723985723984029857239842374923857023*5342347239847
18:27.43infobota number with quite a few digits...
18:27.47XhoHm
18:27.56Xho~9^9
18:27.56WormyLazy
18:28.09Xho~9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9*9
18:28.09infobot387420489
18:28.14Wormy~0/0
18:28.15infobotACTION has quit (Overflow Error)
18:28.19Xho;p;
18:28.21Xholol
18:28.23Xhokik
18:28.25WormyWhat have I donE1
18:28.29Xhouju
18:28.31Xhotgt
18:28.32Xhorfr
18:28.33Xhoede
18:28.37Xhowsw
18:28.37Sporeguy~kick Xho
18:28.37infobotACTION kicks Xho
18:28.38Xhoqaq
18:28.46Irskaad~3/0
18:29.01IrskaadI killed infobot
18:29.07ImperiosMeh
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18:29.31ImperiosFC - FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU> YOU WILL DIE, AC, EVEN IF I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH MY GODDAMN HANDS
18:29.36Wormy~0*0
18:29.43OluapPlayerAC - lololololol
18:29.46XhoAngazhar - Chill pill nao
18:29.55OluapPlayersez who
18:30.18XhoNnngh
18:30.21XhoNews update
18:30.38Imperioshttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/5/54/INaltogether.png Isuo'Nar
18:30.43XhoChildren in Guatemala got decapitated by drug boss milita with chainsaws
18:30.52XhoAnd then wrote a message on the wall with their blood
18:30.59XhoQuite horrible
18:31.10ImperiosGuess the species again.
18:31.14ImperiosOh scary.
18:31.18ImperiosGhelae, guess the species
18:31.23Imperioshttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/5/54/INaltogether.png
18:31.27GhelaeI will do when the picture loads up.
18:31.32OluapPlayer? - Marinox - Radeon - Tahar - Rambo - Grimb
18:31.51Ghelae...Yeah, that seems about right.
18:32.06Xhoqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
18:32.16ImperiosGuess
18:32.16Xho~abc
18:32.16infobotextra, extra, read all about it, abc is def
18:32.21Xho~def
18:32.24ImperiosRambo one is right
18:32.27Imperiosbut not exactly
18:32.30Imperioswhich subspecies
18:32.46XhoGoldy one?
18:33.01dino_whats with the Rambo?
18:33.11dino_the golden ones are the Godlianius
18:33.22XhoThat's the one
18:33.27XhoGold birds
18:33.36ImperiosNope
18:33.43XhoLegend peepz
18:33.45dino_hmm
18:34.03GhelaeImperialea?
18:34.10dino_then perhaps another golden featured Rambo with armor or such are the Imperialea and the Serindia
18:34.15ImperiosGhelae: YEEEP
18:34.15XhoNnngh I hate you people so much -- wait that wasn't intentional
18:34.30ImperiosAbout the left one:
18:34.34ImperiosThink of pervert.
18:34.39OluapPlayerWe hate you too son
18:34.43XhoImperion
18:34.48ImperiosOther
18:34.55XhoImperix
18:34.58ImperiosImperions do not evne look like that.
18:35.04ImperiosOTHER pervert
18:35.04XhoWell how do I know
18:35.08XhoYou
18:35.17GhelaeOne of Luc's creations?
18:35.35ImperiosGhelae: Guess.
18:35.49XhoI'm beginning to verge on nasty now
18:36.17ImperiosA creature of a pervert, other than me.
18:36.19XhoOr is it the truth...dunno I don't even know what day it is at the moment
18:36.25GhelaeIt doesn't look like a Zazane...
18:36.29GhelaeAnyway, I have to go and have pizza now.
18:36.32ImperiosGhelae: CLOOOSE
18:36.44WormyKraw?
18:37.18XhoThat species...those woman ones
18:37.20XhoEirini
18:37.36WormyDinner
18:37.40ImperiosXho: Win
18:37.56ImperiosDudes
18:38.06ImperiosWhy you consider LotG to be less perverted than me
18:38.12XhoI don't
18:38.19XhoI consider him more perverted than you
18:38.34XhoBut that was a recent turn of events
18:38.40XhoSay...20 seconds ago
18:39.09XhoGod I hate you people
18:39.22XhoSorry i'm not in a good mood at the moment
18:39.34IrskaadThen leave IRC. :P
18:39.50OluapPlayerhttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/9/98/Chaos_Shu%27suvreca.png Surprise
18:40.03XhoAlan traded his head for a neck
18:40.03Irskaad:DDDDDDDDD
18:40.45ImperiosLawl
18:40.51OluapPlayerI'm still haven't decided if I'll make it canon or not though
18:42.10XhoOk imma start being a serious person again
18:42.14XhoFun Xho ran its course
18:42.33OluapPlayerYou? Serious person?
18:42.37OluapPlayerslaps his knee
18:42.55XhoWell...I get the idea that my current state of being is not desired by other users
18:43.02XhoTherfore, enter serious mode
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18:43.50Xhoremoves his Gmod reference on his user page
18:43.54SporeguyIt's-a himm-a, The_Randomness!
18:44.03The_RandomnessIndeed it is.
18:44.13Sporeguy(I'm playing Mario Flash)
18:46.02XhoI'm going back to Demon Xho
18:46.09XhoGmod Xho wasn't very popular I think
18:46.51OluapPlayerWorried?
18:46.55*** join/#sporewiki Irskaad (~Draninfla@a89-154-103-248.cpe.netcabo.pt)
18:47.10OluapPlayerWhat are you worried about, Irsk?
18:47.19IrskaadDidn't realize /quit would quit me from the whole IRC. And I'm worried about Xho.
18:47.26IrskaadI'm scared
18:47.49The_Randomnessis oblivious to what's going on
18:49.17OluapPlayerDon't worry, we all are
18:49.34The_RandomnessWhat's going on that I'm not aware of?
18:49.47IrskaadOluap: That makes me more comfortable
18:49.49dino_did I miss anything?
18:50.27SporeguyBowser is bad enough, but TEN BOWSERS stacked on top of each other????
18:50.29XhoI changed my avatar back to the Legion Star
18:50.39OluapPlayerSCIENCE is going on, Random
18:50.41dino_oh ok,
18:50.46The_RandomnessScience you say?
18:50.46OluapPlayerGet on the lemon
18:50.51The_Randomnesstakes out his lemos
18:50.55The_Randomness*lemons
18:51.32SporeguyBBS, going to play Fable III Co-op
18:51.33The_Randomnessis unable to burn anything down
18:51.35The_Randomness:/
18:51.36OluapPlayerleegiun
18:56.41OluapPlayerXho isn't stalking me anymore :c
18:56.52XhoI was, but it ran its course
18:56.59XhoNow that we're a hivemind, Stalking is full time
18:57.05OluapPlayerEek
18:58.45The_RandomnessThese lemons are all lemons, I can't burn *anything* down with them.
18:59.00XhoApplicate explosive material then.
18:59.08XhoOr apply, even
18:59.08The_RandomnessThat's cheating. :P
18:59.31IrskaadXho... are you mad at any of us...? I'm scared.
18:59.37XhoI'm just...mad
19:00.16XhoIt's one of those days
19:01.08XhoIs it me or does the wiki skin really depress you
19:01.18XhoWhenever I go on this wiki my mood sinks
19:01.23The_RandomnessNot for me
19:01.45The_RandomnessMaybe you should take a break for a bit.
19:01.59XhoFictionally, i've been off for months
19:02.09OluapPlayerI like the skin
19:02.16The_RandomnessSame here
19:02.29OluapPlayerAt first I didn't but now I got really attached to it
19:02.57The_RandomnessOse and I did a ton of work on it when we got switched over to Oasis.
19:04.28XhoI'm going back to MonoBook
19:05.03The_RandomnessWelcome back
19:05.09XhoAh, that's much better
19:05.25Ghelae~give The_Randomness a cookie
19:05.25infobotACTION gives The_Randomness a home-baked peanut butter cookie to cheer him up.
19:06.51GhelaeSo, the Salsetthe are using automated weaponry now?
19:07.01GhelaeJudging by one of the pictures you uploaded.
19:07.08The_RandomnessOf course
19:07.31The_RandomnessTheir defense systems are almost completely automated to begin with.
19:07.56The_RandomnessI just didn't create the Drone ship until a relatively short time ago.
19:08.17GhelaeOkay.
19:14.57The_Randomness[[Fiction:Salsetthe Republic/Ship database]]
19:15.03The_RandomnessHuh
19:15.07The_Randomness~vanish
19:15.07infobotACTION poofs
19:15.10GhelaeMorgothbot isn't here.
19:21.51*** join/#sporewiki Sporeguy (4e961979@gateway/web/freenode/ip.78.150.25.121)
19:22.19SporeguyHi again
19:22.28IrskaadHello!
19:22.29Ghelae~give Sporeguy a pie
19:22.30infobotACTION gives Sporeguy a home-baked pumpkin pie with whipped cream on top
19:23.45Sporeguyeats half the pie
19:24.42Sporeguydivides the other half between Ghelae, Imperios and Irskaad
19:24.58Ghelaegives his part of his pie to Infobot
19:25.01Ghelae~eat the pie
19:25.01infobotThat's too disgusting.
19:25.04GhelaeHuh.
19:25.19Ghelaegives the rest of the pie to Oluap
19:25.48SporeguySorry @OluapPlayer, didn't notice you
19:28.26Sporeguycoughs*
19:31.00SporeguyHmm, what to draw...?
19:31.47IrskaadYou draw?
19:32.27SporeguyOf course! And I just discovered this old set of remarkable sketching pencils.
19:32.49SporeguyUploading them, however, is an entirely different problem...
19:33.04Irskaad:P
19:33.36IrskaadHey, you could draw one of my critters :P
19:33.49SporeguyOK, it will help me get to know them.
19:34.03SporeguyTomorrow I will get my Spore game back!
19:34.42IrskaadYay!
19:35.16SporeguyNow, which critter should I draw? Your pick.
19:36.19IrskaadWhichever you want, surprise me. :P Now, I'm going to dinner, see you soon.
19:36.34SporeguyOK
19:40.05*** join/#sporewiki Xho (5ac811ec@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.200.17.236)
19:40.21SporeguyHiya Xho
19:40.23XhoJust noticed I disconnected
19:40.25XhoHi
19:40.30OluapPlayerHai
19:42.55SporeguyMacDonalds, MacDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken in a Pizza Hut
19:43.22XhoAlright, I like Monobook more but it's far less practical than the other look
19:43.28GhelaeKentucky Fried Chicken in a Pizza Hut would just cause issues.
19:43.39SporeguyMacDonalds, MacDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken in a Pizza Hut
19:43.58GhelaeI always thought it was "...and a Pizza Hut".
19:44.13SporeguyI was never sure.
19:44.22GhelaeI mean, eating KFC in a Pizza Hut? You'd probably get kicked out.
19:45.00SporeguyUnless you were Xho. He'd summon some kind of Demonic Power to Throw the Staff Member.
19:45.12SporeguyI assume.
19:45.15XhoKick? Dude I gib
19:45.45GhelaeYeah, but then he gets into a fight with Kkia'Sihm, who as we all know owns Pizza Hut, and that just makes the whole situation worse.
19:45.48OluapPlayerHe gibs you by kicking
19:45.52GhelaeOf course, he could just call in a Xhodocto army...
19:45.53XhoMmhm
19:45.58SporeguyCOME ON FRIGGIN INTERNET
19:45.58Ghelae...but what's the point, really?
19:46.18GhelaeIt's too much effort. And for what? To prove you can eat KFC in a Pizza Hut? There's just no need.
19:46.29SporeguyI would.
19:46.45GhelaeAnd that's why you haven't been gifted with Demonic powers.
19:46.50GhelaeYou'd just abuse them.
19:47.31SporeguyStrange because my fiction is totally anti-evil. I'm *quite* evil.
19:49.03SporeguyCOME ON FRIGGIN INTERNET. Even Facebook won't load, and that ALWAYS loads.
19:49.39SporeguyAh, there we go
20:02.15SporeguyMacDonalds, MacDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken in a Pizza Hut
20:03.21XhoNasty combination
20:03.39XhoIf you ate them all in one go it would turn you into something other than  human
20:03.45SporeguyMcChickenPizza
20:04.39SporeguyNow on sale! Free on the basis that it will change you into an inhuman freak if ingested!
20:06.14Ghelae_awayOr, more to the point, it turns you into a mixture of pizza, chicken, and cheeseburger, which can then be seperated and sold to unwitting customers.
20:07.04SporeguyMuhahaha
20:07.50*** join/#sporewiki LotG (519928df@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.153.40.223)
20:07.51LotGHello, my comrades.
20:08.05IrskaadLotG!
20:08.12Sporeguy~give LotG a cookir
20:08.12infobotACTION gives a cookir to LotG
20:08.33Ghelae~give LotG a pie
20:08.33infobotACTION gives LotG a home-baked custard pie with ice cream on the side
20:08.37LotG~return the cookir
20:08.38infobotACTION does whatever is necessary to return the to cookir safely
20:09.01GhelaeI don't think that's how you use that command...
20:09.11LotG~return cookir
20:09.12OluapPlayerHi
20:09.17Ghelae~return LotG OluapPlayer
20:09.17infobotACTION does whatever is necessary to return LotG to OluapPlayer safely
20:09.25OluapPlayerwat
20:09.41GhelaeYou've got your LotG back now.
20:09.48LotGlol
20:10.14IrskaadOluap, how'd your LotG doing?
20:10.17Irskaadhow's*
20:14.28OluapPlayerbtw LotG, check who is back: http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110801181523/spore/images/6/6a/Chaos_AC.png
20:14.59IrskaadArcanway's back! XD
20:15.40Xhohttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Bob_and_Bob Here we go
20:15.41XhoFor now
20:17.02OluapPlayer"he creates the most dangerous things by slamming his head against his work table"
20:17.05OluapPlayerOfficial badass
20:17.20Xholol
20:18.02OluapPlayerSo Bob created That Guy?
20:18.17XhoMmhm
20:18.20XhoBy accident
20:18.30OluapPlayerLopéz - Damn you Bob!
20:18.37XhoBob - Mmmph.
20:19.06IrskaadLol
20:19.26XhoOne thing - never deny Bob of his sandwich
20:20.20IrskaadTahar - *Tries to teach the other bob basic math*
20:21.20XhoBob - -.-
20:21.41XhoBob - *Slams his head against a table and makes a nuclear projectile*
20:21.52IrskaadTahar - So, what is 2770*1980? (Tahar basic math in a nutshell)
20:21.58OluapPlayerOoO - Bob face
20:22.40XhoBob - *Writes on a chalkboard and shows it to Tahar, it says 5484600*
20:23.05IrskaadTahar - Good, so you're not stupid. You're free to go. *Opens the door*
20:23.17XhoBob - *Glances at the door*
20:23.18Irskaad~2770*1980
20:23.18infobot5484600
20:23.35XhoBob - *Rips the door of its hinges*]
20:23.39XhoBob face lol
20:25.05LotGThat Guy's real name is Lazarus Whittingham?
20:25.22OluapPlayerXho, can I use Terminal Pootis to revive AC?
20:25.31XhoSó
20:25.32Xho*Sí
20:25.34XhoYes it is
20:25.36OluapPlayeryey
20:25.40XhoQuite ironic
20:25.41IrskaadI thought Terminal Pootis was Terminal Point
20:25.45XhoNnnngh
20:26.46OluapPlayerWhere do souls stay in hell after they die/
20:26.48OluapPlayer?
20:27.01XhoDunno, Hell's a big wasteland
20:27.06OluapPlayerhur
20:27.11IrskaadTDP - DON'T PUT ME BACK THERE
20:27.16OluapPlayerSo AC's soul could be anywhere?
20:27.36XhoMmhm
20:28.12XhoJ2-708 HPCFAAMDW - J2-708 High Power Concentrated Focus Amored Assault Minor Destruction Weapon
20:28.21Xhoa.k.a. Rex's minigun
20:28.45GhelaeIs that the one that can kill a Grimbolsaurian Ultramarine in under two seconds?
20:28.52Irskaadhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/File:SGTR.jpg Sporeguy made this
20:28.53XhoYep
20:29.12XhoNot a bad drawing but the picture quality...
20:29.40SporeguyI know. Taken with a webcam under incredibly poor lighting.
20:29.49SporeguyAnd my hand in the corner
20:30.05IrskaadXho: I draw way worse than Sporeguy. Sporeguy draws well. :P
20:30.35SporeguyReally? Yay! Thanks!
20:30.40Sporeguyhugs Xho
20:30.56Sporeguy*Irskaad sorry
20:31.04IrskaadLol
20:31.15SporeguyDunno what happened there...
20:31.30SporeguyThought you were Xho for a second...
20:31.38XhoMmhm,
20:31.49Xhowhacks Sporeguy with a baseball bat
20:31.57XhoSTUPIDITY WILL BE DEALT WITH ACCORDINGLY
20:32.17Sporeguyhits back with a particularly hard fish
20:32.22XhoOw
20:32.23XhoT_T
20:32.24SporeguyFLPTHHH
20:32.43SporeguyDuh...Baseball bat take away Sporeguy braaaain
20:34.29Xhohttp://images.wikia.com/spore/images/9/94/Gm_highway1920000004.jpg Bob with the nasty minigun
20:34.46IrskaadCool
20:34.59OluapPlayerXho y no finger poser
20:35.14OluapPlayery u no*
20:35.29XhoNo point, the object's black and their fingers aren't so bright either
20:36.04XhoFunny thing is, Bob and Bob have no idea where they are in that pic
20:36.39IrskaadLol
20:36.52XhoThe other Bob would struggle to lift that weapon
20:36.55XhoIt's almost 200kg
20:37.02IrskaadWoah
20:37.07LotGOuch
20:37.11XhoOr 440 lbs if you like Imperial
20:37.19LotGCould Rex-7 defeat Bob?
20:37.25XhoEasily
20:37.37Irskaad(10 Kg = 22 lbs?)
20:37.43XhoAbout, yes
20:38.02LotGBut could Rex-7 defeat the other Bob?
20:38.13XhoWait which Bob are we talking about
20:38.19XhoThe dumb Bob or the clever one
20:38.24LotGThe clever Bob.
20:38.33OluapPlayer"The page you wanted to save was blocked by the spam filter."
20:38.34OluapPlayerWhat the chirst
20:38.37XhoDumb Bob probably could by some amazing chance
20:38.37Imperioshttp://images.wikia.com/wowwiki/images/a/ac/March_of_the_Legion2.jpg Xhoddies try to look.
20:38.42ImperiosXhoddies, envy these guys.
20:39.09XhoClever Bob, well if he had is sandwich taken away
20:39.15XhoRex-7 would get split in two
20:39.21LotGWow
20:39.29Xho*his sandwich
20:39.46OluapPlayerThat Guy takes clever Bob's sandvich
20:39.51OluapPlayerWhat happens next
20:40.07XhoOh that could be funny to watch
20:40.18XhoPlanet would probably implode
20:40.22LotGlol
20:41.22SporeguyFEMALE OGRE http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440075a&prodId=prod1040016
20:41.23XhoClever Bob would probably gib him to some degree
20:41.34XhoThat Guy would re build himself though
20:41.51SporeguyNINJA OGRE http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?prodId=prod1040017
20:42.32LotGlol
20:43.21SporeguyThat Guy vs Sandwichless Bob vs Xhodoctor
20:43.26OluapPlayerbrb
20:43.41XhoOh god this could stir shit up badlt
20:43.43Xho*badly
20:44.20SporeguyHow\?
20:44.27Sporeguy*How
20:45.21XhoThat Guy - beast energy made killer
20:45.31XhoSandwichless Bob - Well that's a machine of WTFPWN
20:45.39XhoXhodocto - They're Xhodocto
20:47.20SporeguyYes but this is a Medic Xhodocto-A Xhodoctor
20:48.28XhoOh
20:48.34XhoWell maybe Sandwichless Bob
20:50.18XhoThough Rex-7 is a beast, the J2-708 could tear through him like butter
20:50.32XhoProblem is, Rex-7 has that gun
20:50.59*** join/#sporewiki Liquid_Ink (79d2d805@gateway/web/qwebirc/irc.wikia.com/ip.121.210.216.5)
20:51.11SporeguyHi
20:51.17Liquid_InkHello.
20:53.29XhoThat was almost as random as CB11
20:56.06LotGHey Xho, do you think you could draw a pic of grown up Kezoreg?
20:56.38Irskaad^
21:00.52Sporeguy*Yawn* I'm tired. Sleep time, methinks. Bye
21:01.02XhoGrown up Kezoreg?
21:01.03XhoHmm
21:01.21XhoI probably could, but lemme think about it
21:02.48OluapPlayerBack
21:05.02*** join/#sporewiki Wormy (519c5382@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.156.83.130)
21:05.14LotGHey Wormy
21:05.21OluapPlayerHi
21:05.39WormyHello
21:06.02IrskaadWormy!
21:09.36LotGWhatever happened to the Fantasyverse?
21:10.44GhelaeI managed to finish the War for the Eye. Now we just need to start the story which should be the main part of the "present-day" fantasyverse fiction as a whole.
21:10.58GhelaeAnd I'm going to go again. Bye!
21:10.59*** part/#sporewiki Ghelae (519b904a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.81.155.144.74)
21:11.12LotGI feel like adding a current antagonist to the Fantasyverse, who is not a Shiarchon.
21:11.28LotGBut he would be incredibly powerful, perhaps matching Inato's powers.
21:15.16XhoErrrmm
21:15.46LotGWut? It was only a perhaps.
21:16.56WormyWow I read Stephen Hawking said he dreams equations about the universe but when he wakes he can't remember them.
21:17.19LotGAww damn
21:18.28OluapPlayersux to be him
21:22.09LotGThis antagonist would be undead.....a Necromancer.
21:23.16XhoThe reason why I went Errrmm is because there is already an incredibly powerful antagonist
21:23.26OluapPlayerGorf!
21:23.28LotGReally, who?
21:23.31XhoClose enough
21:23.41XhoCaligaduro Provectus, ancient being
21:23.49LotGOh yeah
21:24.00XhoCurrently lurking somewhere that no one knows
21:24.00LotGIs he currently awake?
21:24.06LotGOh right
21:24.06OluapPlayer...gorf :(
21:24.13XhoYes but no one knows where he is
21:24.17XhoGorf ded
21:24.24OluapPlayer;c
21:24.33OluapPlayerbtw good news, I have no faculty today
21:24.37Xhoholds a memorial service to Gorf
21:24.39OluapPlayerSo I don't need to leave :>
21:24.39XhoFaculty?
21:24.55OluapPlayerFaculty, university, whatever you call it
21:25.02XhoMej
21:25.05XhoGrrr
21:25.06XhoMeh
21:25.31OluapPlayerI still stay here and devour you :>
21:25.40Xhoputs on a Lezia costume
21:25.43XhoI think not.
21:25.57XhoWait what am I doing
21:26.01Xhoshoots himself
21:26.09OluapPlayerI DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE
21:26.36OluapPlayerXharn becomes god, but then Gorf beats him
21:26.41OluapPlayerBecoming Xhorf
21:26.56LotGlol
21:27.15XhoXhorfdocto
21:27.21XhoShit storm ensues
21:27.57OluapPlayerOh god
21:28.17OluapPlayerThey destroy the universe by saying Peem
21:28.25XhoIt would be like Uber Peem
21:28.38XhoImagine that slowed down
21:28.42XhoUUUUBBBBBBERRRR PEEEEEEEEEEM
21:28.57OluapPlayerUniverse - *raped*
21:29.45WormyHmm, off to make some Near-human races.
21:29.54WormyFor the Human Republic.
21:29.55Xhobai
21:30.26IrskaadYayz I made the human flag :P
21:30.42OluapPlayerbai
21:30.47*** join/#sporewiki The_Randomness (~The_Rando@c-75-72-122-33.hsd1.mn.comcast.net)
21:31.08OluapPlayerHumies don't have a leader in the Fictionverse, right?
21:31.13OluapPlayerHey dead
21:31.20LotGAngazhar's favourite song is Prayer: "Another dream that will never come true, just to compliment your sorrow. Another life that I've taken from you, a gift to add on to your pain and suffering. Another truth you can never believe has crippled you completely. All the cries you're beginning to hear, trapped in your mind, and the sound is deafening!"
21:31.29The_RandomnessHerro
21:32.01IrskaadHumies lol
21:32.37XhoI can hear that in Angazhar's voice
21:33.20OluapPlayerWe need to make an Empra for Humanity
21:33.33The_Randomnesswat
21:33.44The_RandomnessHuman *Republic*
21:33.50OluapPlayerfffff
21:33.57OluapPlayerEmpra block
21:33.58The_RandomnessSilly OluapPlayer
21:34.12OluapPlayerdestroys Humanity with Xhorfdoctos
21:34.21The_Randomnessgf bro
21:34.22XhoI regret this
21:34.23IrskaadLol
21:34.29IrskaadRegret what?
21:34.34XhoXhorfdocto
21:34.42OluapPlayerWhy? :<
21:35.09The_Randomnessnoms Xhorfdocto before anything happened
21:35.14The_Randomness:trollface:
21:35.14XhoOh thank god
21:35.24XhoXharn + Gorf + Xhodocto = Rape
21:35.37OluapPlayer*heavy voice* NOOOOOOOOOOO
21:35.45LotGXhovagineer - *growls*
21:36.01The_Randomnessturns Heavy into a credit card
21:36.15The_RandomnessNow you *can* be credit to team.
21:36.25XhoHmm
21:36.31OluapPlayer*ta dun tish
21:36.36The_Randomnessis aware of the "Charge me!" pun as a result of that
21:37.16LotGWhen I wanna refill, I always shout "Top Me!" at teh top of my lungs.
21:37.43The_RandomnessHur
21:39.33LotGFor some reason, I have the sudden craving for a McDonalds cheeseburger.
21:39.46The_Randomness"Cheeseburger"
21:39.48Irskaad:P
21:40.07OluapPlayerCHEESEBURGA
21:40.08LotGIt actually is one word.
21:40.19The_Randomnessinb4cheeseburgerapocalypse
21:40.24The_RandomnessI know
21:41.18OluapPlayerhttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/spore/images/4/42/Xhorfdocto.png ssssssss
21:41.40LotGXho: David Draiman is human Angazhar.
21:41.43IrskaadLol
21:41.43The_RandomnessBewm?
21:41.47XhoMhm
21:41.53XhoOh shit
21:41.59LotGlol Xhorfdocto
21:42.08OluapPlayerGorf after eating Okerdeg
21:42.13LotGLOL
21:44.50LotGWe shouldn't really worry about Angazhar anymore, teh Xhoddies are out of Sporewikiverse cuz they went onto a higher plane.
21:45.16OluapPlayerWe should worry about [giant list of new bad guys] instead
21:45.44The_RandomnessWho can be taken out by a photon torpedo to the head.
21:45.45IrskaadLezia - *Goes to that plane and pets Angazhar*
21:45.48LotGSuch as the deadly Kol Daren and his Tyarnite army.
21:45.56XhoAngazhar - Nnnnnngh I was having fun
21:46.13IrskaadLezia - You are so cute!
21:46.29The_RandomnessThat's contained to the Kraw Galaxy for the moment.
21:46.37LotGKol Daren is the most deadly 3D being of the current moment, am I right?
21:46.56IrskaadWhat about the most deadly 2D being?
21:46.59OluapPlayerIf you don't count Koluap when he is out of cookies, yes
21:47.16The_Randomness3D?
21:47.25LotGBeing who is not 5D.
21:47.25XhoWhat about Sandwichless Bob
21:47.36XhoThat could be bad
21:47.44OluapPlayerBob ain't canon so he doesn't count
21:47.45OluapPlayer:>
21:47.49The_RandomnessJust say what he actually is, not this nD stuff.
21:48.08LotGWell I don't really know what he is aside from being 3D.
21:48.17LotGTechnobliterator knows the correct term.
21:48.20IrskaadBob and Bob are canon in Xho's personal Universe
21:48.21The_RandomnessHe's a Zazane, correct?
21:48.47LotGHe's Zazane, yes. He is also Descended at a higher level than Tyraz and controls a Dark Gyronic.
21:48.52OluapPlayerHe is a Zazane hybrid thingy who controls a an army of hive minded monsyers
21:49.35LotGSoon, however, it won't just be an army of Tyarnites....
21:49.52OluapPlayerWhat dimension would Shu'ulathoi, Shu'wokerama and all this lot fit?
21:49.54LotGIt will be an army of Zazane like him, all hybrids of different subspecies and himself.
21:50.34The_Randomnessnoms his eugenics stuff
21:50.34LotGBut no clones, he doesn't believe in such practice.
21:50.49OluapPlayerDracs - lolololo
21:51.09LotGKol - *sets his Tyranites on several major Drac planets* lololololol
21:51.12Sandwichless_BobMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
21:51.26OluapPlayerKoluap - NNNOOOOOOO UUUU *throws lava at Kol Daren*
21:51.54The_Randomnessgrabs a bucket
21:52.01LotGKol Daren - *freezes time on the planet and steps behind Koluap to avoid lava, then unfreezes time*
21:52.07LotGWait.....
21:52.08The_Randomnessright clicks on lava and rubs away
21:52.12The_Randomness*runs
21:52.23LotGKOL Daren, KOLussus, KOLuap....
21:52.29OluapPlayerWoah what
21:52.34LotGWTF is going on?!
21:52.35OluapPlayerTREEEEEEEEEEEEEND
21:52.42OluapPlayerimplodes
21:53.26OluapPlayerImagine Koluap being descended
21:53.42LotGOuch, he'd be like Telfinne.
21:53.45LotGInsane.
21:53.54OluapPlayerBut less perverted
21:54.13LotGYeah
21:54.21LotGAnd isn't Angazhar's old sex toy.
21:54.30OluapPlayerNnggh
21:54.41Sandwichless_BobI second that
21:54.46Sandwichless_BobNnggh
21:54.49IrskaadTommorow will be 1 year since I finished the encounter, my first individual story. 1 Year later I hope to finish An Average Kraw Story, to celebrate 1 year of story making! :D
21:54.50OluapPlayerKoluap would be so crazy he would end up being completely sane
21:55.21OluapPlayerNice, Irsk
21:55.55OluapPlayerhur Xho u no reply
21:56.39Sandwichless_BobWhat's that?
21:56.56Sandwichless_BobI wasn't paying attention
21:56.57OluapPlayerWhat dimension would Shu and his lot fit
21:57.04Sandwichless_BobHmmm...
21:57.10Sandwichless_BobLemme see...
21:57.22The_Randomnessgives Sandwichless_Bob a sandwich
21:57.40Sandwichless_Bob8>
21:58.03Sandwichless_BobPossibly 9th Dimension
21:58.35OluapPlayerOooh
21:58.41OluapPlayerSo Vi'Navitum level?
21:59.23Sandwichless_BobMmhm
21:59.36OluapPlayerShu - lolvinativum
21:59.37Sandwichless_BobThey can't go 10th or 11th or they'd have a separate power to the Xhodocto
22:00.15OluapPlayerSo that's the max he can go?
22:00.23Sandwichless_BobYeah
22:00.33Sandwichless_BobUnless he turns into 100% Chaos...then he's 11D
22:00.48OluapPlayerShu - Meh I'm good like this *pokes Vi'Navitum*
22:00.59Irskaadsupports full chaos shu'ulathoi
22:01.17Sandwichless_BobVi'Navitum - FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
22:01.20OluapPlayerI guess at that rate Shu would have turned into a Xhodocto
22:01.28OluapPlayerShudocto
22:02.10OluapPlayerWait
22:02.12OluapPlayerWhat dimension are the Ravenrii on?
22:04.37Sandwichless_BobDunno
22:04.41Sandwichless_BobMush would say 12D
22:04.46Sandwichless_BobBecause he's hurr durr durr
22:04.57IrskaadLOL
22:05.08LotGlol but he is also seriously ill.
22:05.16LotGIs he still alive?
22:05.25IrskaadRavenrii are so hax they can invent new dimensions.
22:05.31OluapPlayerlol
22:06.13OluapPlayerIs there any Vi'Navitum that could be more powerful than Shu:
22:06.14OluapPlayer?
22:06.26IrskaadVi'Naherza?
22:06.50OluapPlayerSupreme Entity, not Vi'Navitum
22:07.23Sandwichless_BobPossibly
22:07.28Sandwichless_BobHuh
22:07.39Sandwichless_BobMush's fine what are you on about
22:07.48Sandwichless_BobMush had his operation almost a year ago
22:08.04The_Randomness^
22:08.13OluapPlayerShu - fu imma absorb these verezaph peepz
22:08.50IrskaadI forgot who the Verezaph were lol
22:09.15OluapPlayerWell we rarely refer to them as Verezaph
22:09.24OluapPlayerActually we rarely refer to the Vi'Navitum at all
22:09.30OluapPlayerThey forgotten
22:09.52Wormy~seen Mushkin
22:09.56infobotmushkin <562ea51c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.86.46.165.28> was last seen on IRC in channel #sporewiki, 21h 34m 29s ago, saying: 'He is probably a 40 year old fat guy'.
22:10.11IrskaadThat was the pretending
22:10.16OluapPlayerYeah
22:10.19WormyDon't talk to Mush abour girls or anything of the Sort LotG
22:10.24IrskaadLol
22:10.44IrskaadOtherwise he gets into a pervmode so high it blocks Imperios's pervy sun
22:11.25OluapPlayerHe makes Imperios look innocent
22:11.30IrskaadLol
22:11.45The_RandomnessIndeed.
22:11.53LotGlololol
22:15.12Sandwichless_Bobhttp://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/83/Imagemrfoster.png Bob when he lost his sandwich
22:15.39IrskaadLol
22:15.50OluapPlayerHe went DOSH and killed all the zombies in United Kingdom
22:16.11Sandwichless_BobMmhm
22:16.55Sandwichless_BobHe got a flamethrower and said "IT'S TOASTY TIME!"
22:16.58Sandwichless_BobBut muffled
22:17.24Sandwichless_Bob"Mmmmph mmph mmph mmmmmmmmmmmph!"
22:17.33The_RandomnessCURSE YOU MOSQUITOES
22:17.51Sandwichless_Boblol
22:17.53The_Randomnessscratches mosquito bite on his elbow a bit
22:21.19OluapPlayerboooored
22:22.04Sandwichless_Bobmmhm
22:22.06The_Randomnessbuilds a Dispenser and watches from a distance
22:22.13Sandwichless_BobIt appears that I am ded.
22:22.41OluapPlayernuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
22:22.51OluapPlayer~revive Xho
22:22.52infobotACTION performs the Heimlich, mouth-to-mouth, shock treatment and anything else necessary to revive Xho
22:25.42Ded_XhoI require a sandwhich. Ded.
22:26.01OluapPlayerthrows a sandvich at ded Xho
22:26.16XhoSandvich
22:26.18OluapPlayeralaiv
22:26.22XhoOm nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
22:28.40XhoCurrently thinking of a weapon that Bob could make
22:29.17IrskaadThe Shu'olerthae shooter
22:29.41XhoI suppose he would have a high powered Laser
22:29.46XhoAs all crazy Metro Police do
22:30.13LotGI had a ricochet biscuit the other day. A ricochet biscuit is a kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall and you eat it. If it doesn't bounce back....*chuckles* You go hungry!
22:30.35XhoNnngh
22:31.01IrskaadLotG: Wierd biscuit
22:31.11LotGToo damn right.
22:31.56OluapPlayerThat sounds dumb, why dirt your biscuit like this?
22:32.32Irskaad^
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22:32.46IrskaadI thought the same thing
22:34.27XhoActually...
22:34.34XhoBob makes a Nuclear Pistol
22:34.48IrskaadCool
22:34.52OluapPlayerNuclear Pistol
22:34.55OluapPlayerSounds hax
22:35.25XhoThen it's good stuff
22:35.26LotGTau have nuclear pistols.
22:35.53XhoYeah but its funnier coming from Bob
22:36.22LotGWhat do you want for nothing? Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-rubber biscuit?
22:36.24IrskaadDoes Bob want a sugar coated satan sandwich?
22:37.51OluapPlayerwat
22:43.12OluapPlayerI suppose I'll go write on Terminal Pootis now
22:43.18XhoNnngh....I fired a nuke and I thought I tied everything down
22:43.26XhoThe pistol didn't
22:51.33OluapPlayerhur Krathman will appear in dis section
22:51.43LotGOh cool
22:53.42LotGIt would be good if you could put Spore creatures in Gmod.
22:54.43OluapPlayerYeah
22:55.50XhoI tried but the process is like hax intel
22:55.54LotGAlthough, I think if you put Xhodocto in Gmod, they'd make it explode.
23:01.55OluapPlayerhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Second_Coming/Terminal_Point#The_Betrayer_and_the_Massive_Beast
23:02.29XhoOluap u maed spelling errur
23:02.37OluapPlayervhere
23:02.43XhoBeyold
23:02.46XhoIt's acutally Beyond
23:02.47OluapPlayerssssss
23:02.55OluapPlayerI can never get that word right
23:03.02Xholooks down
23:03.09XhoShit more pizza slices
23:03.19OluapPlayerFixed
23:03.20LotGhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yloCeNxFyt8&feature=channel_video_title OMG I could not stop laughing!
23:03.50OluapPlayerXhoddies have the High Demon peepz. Corruptus has Shu'suvreca,
23:05.35Xholol
23:06.10LotGIts not everyday people notice that Lopunny has a penis.
23:06.35IrskaadWho's Ultragrunt BTW?
23:06.43OluapPlayerA good friend of mine
23:06.58XhoBettur dan mee?
23:07.26OluapPlayerAll my friends are at the same level to me
23:07.32OluapPlayerI don't have favorites
23:07.37XhoNnngh what a sneaky comment
23:08.14Irskaadmeeps happily
23:09.05LotGOluapPlayer, how the hell did you put Pokemon into Gmod?
23:09.15IrskaadYeah, tell us
23:09.29XhoNnngh
23:09.46XhoIt is the most obvious thing on the planet
23:10.04IrskaadTell us
23:10.15LotGWell, I don't have Gmod.
23:10.21XhoWhat do you to get things into a game
23:10.21OluapPlayerI downloaded them from Gmod.org
23:10.24Xho^
23:10.25Xhohur
23:10.45IrskaadCould you put a Kraw in Gmod.org?
23:10.46OluapPlayerPeople make a ton of stuff for Gmod
23:10.48OluapPlayerOne of these was Pokemon models
23:10.59OluapPlayerSomeone would have to create it first, Irsk
23:11.12LotGGroudon beats up many Soldiers.
23:11.23LotGBut Vagineer always beats Flareon.
23:11.29OluapPlayerI used to add a lot of Pokemon to my older videos
23:11.39OluapPlayerBut now I rarely do
23:13.11XhoSAXTON HAALE
23:13.43LotGYou should have a vid where Heavy and a particularly strong-looking Pokemon have a fight, but then a very weak Pokemon comes along and kills them both before itself being killed by a Spy.
23:15.50OluapPlayerMeh, the only Pokemon I usually add to my videos is Gardevoir, but I'm discouraged due to its model being the hardest shit in the world to pose
23:15.59Xhomust pose it
23:16.01IrskaadLol
23:16.19XhoHur beecuz its Jane Doe's wife hur
23:16.28OluapPlayersey
23:16.56LotGPorygon Z gives seizures to people . YAY!!
23:17.02OluapPlayerhttp://img2.gelbooru.com//images/1032/7a2ee7fc0d7e2f29c76149e9e6341648.jpeg?1233483 Jane Doe's wife
23:17.02WormyHere is my Klingon for the Human Republic http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=usr-Wormulon%7C2267110959%3Asast-500771043081
23:17.29WormyGonna make several Star Trek, Statgate and Babylon 5 races for the HR fanfic members
23:17.41XhoSite says nein
23:21.12OluapPlayerbaby
23:21.56LotGWhoa, Heavy is bigger than a Vortigaunt.
23:22.29OluapPlayerTF2 models are pretty big
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23:23.34The_RandomnessPow
23:23.49OluapPlayerHaha
23:26.54The_RandomnessI killed the channel.
23:27.00The_RandomnessNot big surprise
23:27.40The_Randomness:heavytrollface:
23:28.25OluapPlayerHeavy is stoopid
23:29.03The_RandomnessDa.
23:29.26The_RandomnessBut nobody is smart enough to outsmart Booker.
23:29.31The_Randomness*boolet
23:29.48The_RandomnessSilly autocorrect
23:30.49LotGSince when does Pyro turn into a dragon when his head is shot off?
23:31.06OluapPlayerSince now
23:32.56LotGSo is Sniper like TF2's Angazhar?
23:33.16OluapPlayerNah
23:33.32OluapPlayerSniper stays away from combat
23:33.45LotGNot in your vids.
23:34.03OluapPlayerWell my videos have 3 kinds of Snipers
23:34.11XhoNnngh Sniper
23:34.31OluapPlayerNormal ones, friendly red creepy ones and the evil Great Unclear One-voiced blue one
23:34.38Xho*BANGBANGBANG* QUACK DED
23:34.56OluapPlayerSniper is toopid
23:35.44OluapPlayerHow big are the largest montains in Hell, Xho?
23:35.56XhoIsn't the Great Unclean One a new character
23:36.14XhoSupa Dupa Snoiper
23:36.21LotGNah he always appears to snap some necks.
23:36.33OluapPlayerNope
23:36.44XhoI saw him in your newest one
23:36.47OluapPlayerThat's the same BLU Nnngh face as before
23:36.53OluapPlayerBut now with a koola voice
23:36.55XhoReally?
23:36.57XhoHmmm
23:37.08XhoOk
23:37.35XhoI might eventually get around to doing TF2 gmod vids
23:37.43XhoBut i'm having too much fun with Bob and Bob
23:38.09LotGlol
23:38.26IrskaadI'm gonna go, byez
23:38.31XhoBye
23:38.42XhoKing Demoderp...
23:38.45OluapPlayerBye
23:39.00XhoDidn't you have a Medieval Demoman that had a crown?
23:39.17OluapPlayerYes
23:39.24OluapPlayerBut that was just a random Demo
23:39.39The_RandomnessPyro Gun@
23:39.43OluapPlayerI put hats on my characters all the time
23:39.58OluapPlayerPyro Gun win
23:40.10XhoSo you do
23:40.13OluapPlayerAlso dam u answer ma question
23:40.21Xhowut kuestion
23:40.35XhoOh that question
23:40.40XhoLargest mountains?
23:40.46OluapPlayerseY
23:41.05The_RandomnessSPAH
23:41.08XhoThere aren't really mountains per se
23:41.36XhoBut the highest cliff faces can go somewhere between 7000 - 8000 miles
23:41.50OluapPlayerI wanna know so I can make Alan EVEN BIGGER so he doesn't look tiny compared to the rest of Hell's "fauna"
23:42.11XhoWhoops I missed a few zeros
23:42.17Xho70,000 - 80,000
23:42.26XhoSo yeah
23:42.43XhoAlan couldn't peer over those but he'd still be pretty big
23:42.50XhoHell's a massive wasteland
23:42.58OluapPlayerAlan is 80,000km tall right now
23:43.08OluapPlayerSo he would be the size of a big cliff
23:43.25XhoEleveation above 0 occurs every 3 - 4 million light years though
23:43.26XhoYeah
23:44.14OluapPlayerMeh I'll leave him like this
23:44.29OluapPlayerIt's not like you can eat him without being raped by Shu'ulathoi the second after
23:44.36XhoI suppose
23:44.50XhoHell Guardians (Reventali) are big big big
23:45.30XhoIt would make Alan look like a small dot
23:45.38OluapPlayer>;c
23:45.42The_RandomnessLittle little man
23:45.43OluapPlayer>:c*
23:45.56OluapPlayerStill, compared to the rest of the lot in Hell
23:45.59OluapPlayerHe wouldn't be tiny, or would he?
23:46.08XhoHe'd fit in quite nicely actually
23:46.21XhoHe'd be bigger than most races but there are some that are much bigger
23:46.26Xhoi.e. High Demons
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23:46.43XhoCharon, Thanatos, Choronzon and Kerberos
23:47.04MasterMachineWhat did I miss?
23:47.18OluapPlayerThe chances of these clashing, or even meeting with Alan are pretty low
23:47.23XhoYeah
23:47.34XhoConsidering they lie in chasms of infinite depth
23:48.08OluapPlayerI though of Shu's hive being a large canyon with underground tunnels
23:48.21XhoIt can happen
23:48.24OluapPlayerShu himself would be living in the lowest dephts of these tunnels
23:48.36The_RandomnessCan you find diamonds down there?
23:48.50OluapPlayerAnd his minions like Shu'ytrogarva and the rest live across the tunnels like moles
23:49.02XhoConsidering it's infinite, probably
23:49.27OluapPlayerShu = Hell's plumber
23:50.02XhoShu's authority in Hell is a little confusing
23:50.18XhoHe's got high authority but he's still lower than the High Demons
23:50.41OluapPlayerShu - hur the three headed dog rules more than me
23:50.52XhoKerberos - Meh
23:51.26OluapPlayerOf the Corruptus, the only creatures who would venture outside of the canyon would be Shu'ytrogarva and the Shu'olerthae Spawn
23:51.30The_Randomnesstakes out his gear and starts digging
23:51.43OluapPlayerShu'ytro because he likes to hunt and the Spawn because they live in the sky
23:51.53XhoHell's sky
23:51.55XhoWat is dis
23:52.00XhoIt's like Skybox
23:52.12OluapPlayerWell you said it has clouds
23:52.12XhoYou can't hit it without no clip
23:52.19OluapPlayerSo I suppose it has a sky
23:52.40XhoI guess
23:52.56OluapPlayerEven if you would eventually hit a "ceiling"
23:53.04OluapPlayerThe Spawn wouldn't fly THAT high
23:53.11XhoYou'd hit it in about 50 million years though
23:53.26MasterMachinelol "Owe!" "What" "Hit my head on the roof..."
23:53.50The_Randomnessdisables flymod
23:53.53The_Randomness:3
23:53.53OluapPlayerThey float around feeding from the energies of the surroundings
23:54.03OluapPlayerThen the random demons of Hell eat them
23:54.11OluapPlayerAnd then Shu'ytrogarva eats the random demons
23:54.33XhoThen the Reventali eats Shu'ytrogarva
23:54.37MasterMachineThen Lezia pets them all...
23:55.13XhoImagine a massive octopus that's invisible
23:55.19XhoThen you have your Reventali
23:55.21OluapPlayerShu'ytro - asfasdfasdfasdf *respawns in Shu's hive*
23:55.31XhoReventali - OM NOM NOM NOM
23:55.53MasterMachineLezia - PET!
23:55.58OluapPlayerThe Reventali must love the Shu'olerthae then
23:56.06OluapPlayerSince their population is pretty much infinite
23:56.07The_RandomnessInvisible cephalopods you say?
23:56.12OluapPlayerThey will never run out of food
23:56.18XhoRevantali to Shu'olerthae is like Whale to krill
23:56.22XhoThey won't feel it :>
23:56.38OluapPlayerShu'olerthae - Meep
23:56.42OluapPlayerRevantali - WROOOOOOOOOOOOOH
23:56.51Xholol
23:56.55The_Randomness~dict cephalopod
23:57.26XhoReventali probably has a camouflage reflex
23:57.29OluapPlayerShu - See? I'm helping them by feeding them! I'm the best thing that ever happened to this place!
23:57.48XhoOscuril - Ha we rape your shadows
23:58.13OluapPlayerShu - GET OFF MAH SHADOW
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23:59.16*** join/#sporewiki Nyhtryl (446f5e7d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.111.94.125)
23:59.19Nyhtrylhello all
23:59.25Nyhtrylwhats the good word?
23:59.38XhoBiggest demon that's visible...hmmm
23:59.38XhoHi
23:59.41Nyhtrylhey
23:59.52XhoA Colossus I guess

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