IRC log for #sporewiki on 20101206

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18:01.01LotGXho!
18:01.36LotGHow is our favourite harbringer of death and destruction today?
18:08.27*** join/#sporewiki Facecat (63778823@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.119.136.35)
18:08.37FacecatHello
18:08.48LotGHello!
18:09.10LotGXho is somewhere, dunno where though.
18:09.17FacecatI ate him
18:09.39XhoYou were saying?
18:09.48LotGHey Xho!
18:09.53XhoHi
18:10.03XhoI downloaded that Zazane Plush
18:10.08XhoITS SO CUTE
18:10.18FacecatXHO HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF MY STOMACH!
18:10.24XhoWha?
18:10.42FacecatJust some random randomness.
18:10.53XhoOh. Ok.
18:11.01LotGThanks Xho!
18:11.08FacecatXho, do you like Alice Cooper?
18:11.18Xho?
18:11.28LotGDo you like Breaking Benjamin?
18:11.34Facecathttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww
18:12.01XhoI'm unable to watch that in England.
18:12.05XhoCopyright and all that.
18:12.20FacecatWha?
18:12.33LotGCat, we are in UK, you are probs in US.
18:12.47LotGHey Xho, do you like Breaking Benjamin?
18:12.52FacecatOh yeah, laws and such
18:13.23FacecatWait...you can watch music videos on youtube?
18:13.28XhoYeah
18:13.31LotGYeah
18:13.32XhoIts a video.
18:13.39LotGhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQTKe5-QpnA
18:14.11FacecatCan you watch this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxm6a_3YBnI&feature=related
18:14.19XhoTo be honest
18:14.27XhoI'm not that in to music.
18:14.46LotGOh, thats okay then.#
18:14.57Facecatô_ô EVIL! J/K
18:14.57LotGI just thought you'd like BB.
18:15.37XhoHmm
18:15.45FacecatI just thought you'd like Alice Cooper.
18:15.46LotGThat video I just showed has the music that is Tyraz's theme!
18:15.57XhoI want to destroy empires...
18:16.03LotGWell, it represents him.
18:16.41FacecatI want to destroy the dreams of little children.
18:16.53XhoMwahahahahaha...
18:16.59LotGI ant to enter a fight tournament.
18:17.04LotGwant*
18:17.14FacecatNo you don't
18:17.35LotGYou dunno me, Face.
18:18.10FacecatXho, I'm making a new evil empire thing.
18:18.15XhoOkay
18:18.30XhoLike what?
18:18.33Facecathttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:MatthewMosley/Return_of_the_Void
18:18.44LotGI am always so hyped and I have nothing to do with my energy. This provides an explanation to my want....no, need.
18:19.08FacecatTo hurt people?
18:19.27LotGNo, not to hurt people.
18:20.04LotGTo see if I am worthless or not in this world that gets me angry.
18:20.16XhoAlright this is getting emotional. I'm out.
18:20.22FacecatNo
18:20.25Facecatdon't
18:20.32Facecatyou can't
18:20.35Facecatwahhh!
18:20.57LotGI ain't an emotional person. I just told you my need.
18:20.58FacecatI'll give you a cookie if you stay!
18:21.20FacecatTWO COOKIES!
18:21.26XhoMeh
18:21.26Xhojk
18:21.44FacecatXho, what did you think of the picture?
18:21.53XhoCool
18:22.16LotGThey say anger poisons the body, so I want to release that anger in the only way possible that suits me.
18:22.33FacecatAnd that is to hurt people?
18:22.43LotGNo, not to hurt people.
18:22.49FacecatTo kill them?
18:23.28LotGNo, to see if I can make something of myself.
18:23.58FacecatGo to the army recruiters office and jump up and down yelling "KILL! KILL! KILL!"
18:24.17XhoHmmm
18:24.29FacecatI got that from somewhere.
18:24.30XhoThat pic reminds me of one I did for Angazhar
18:24.43FacecatReally?
18:24.55FacecatCan I see it?
18:25.01LotGNo, guns are not for me. The ultimate weapon is a fusion of your rage and your physical strength.
18:25.16FacecatI'm thinking about joining the military.
18:25.29XhoDon't
18:25.36FacecatWill
18:25.47FacecatWhy not?
18:25.50LotGI constantly think about what it'd be like to get permission to host a fight club.
18:26.09XhoF*** this conversation.
18:26.22LotGAnd Face, you could get killed, but you would've served your country.
18:26.26FacecatWhat the hell is wrong with him?
18:26.37FacecatI know the risk.
18:26.43LotGI think he is having problems.
18:27.22FacecatMy great grandfather was in world war two, my great great grandfather in world war one.
18:27.24FacecatYeah
18:27.44LotGMy grandad was in South Ireland at the time of WW2.
18:29.00FacecatMy great uncal died during the bombing of pearl harbor.
18:29.08LotG=(
18:29.20FacecatYeah
18:29.45LotGThe Japanese are not like that now, they are a much more peaceful nation.
18:30.01FacecatI know
18:31.11LotGYou know, I'm a fan of Tyler Durden.
18:31.58LotGOne of his quotes is "Only after disaster can we be resurrected". Is this true?
18:32.17FacecatI really don't know.
18:32.48LotGI sometimes wonder if he's right....
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18:33.32IrskaadHi, Lucario!
18:33.45LotGHey Irsk!
18:33.58IrskaadHow's everything?
18:34.06FacecatBut sometimes I think the the problem`s plain to see. Too much technology. Machines to save our lives. Machines de-humanize
18:34.09FacecatHi
18:34.11Facecatfine
18:34.54IrskaadTechnology will make the human race more powerful, you know.
18:34.54Facecat^That is from a song
18:34.56FacecatBut it is making humans more lazy.
18:35.29IrskaadThen there will be a law forcing people to do exercise.
18:35.39Facecatignorant and unadaptable
18:35.40LotGBut they also save people's normal lives. Some guy in Japan has robotic legs.
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18:35.58IrskaadHi Xho!
18:36.02XhoHave we stopped with the emotion/
18:36.08XhoOh, hey.
18:36.10IrskaadWhat emotion?
18:36.15XhoDon't worry.
18:36.18FacecatI was talking about joining the army. and yeah
18:37.11LotGI was talking about fighting. And yes, we have.
18:37.28XhoThank Kamik'Shi.
18:37.47LotGWhy don't you like emotion, Xho?
18:38.00XhoI'm not sympathetic
18:38.09XhoI don't really show emotion.
18:38.24XhoIn person anyaway.
18:38.29Xho*anyway.
18:38.38FacecatI can be sympathetic, I just don't like it when people get sappy.
18:38.45LotGEverybody has some emotion. I don't usually show mine here, but in the real world.......
18:39.16FacecatIs this the real world?
18:39.23XhoNope.
18:39.32XhoAt least that's what I think.
18:39.36LotGIts shelter, the real world is much more harsh.
18:39.57LotGIn the real world, there is no such thing as shelter.
18:40.01FacecatIs this just fantasy?
18:40.08XhoOh no.
18:40.19FacecatStuck in a land slide.
18:40.22XhoNo.
18:40.46FacecatNo escape from reality
18:40.51XhoGod dammit.
18:40.56FacecatOpen your eyes
18:40.59LotGThere is escape.
18:41.13FacecatLook up to the skies and see
18:41.14XhoEnough with your Queen lyrics, mortal!!
18:41.18LotGLOL
18:41.25LotGI knew he was singing it!
18:41.30Facecateasy come easy go!
18:41.36Xho:D
18:41.40XhoWhoops.
18:41.42XhoD:
18:41.46Facecatlool
18:41.49LotGlol
18:42.18LotGI need no sympathy
18:42.28XhoDX
18:42.33LotGBecause I'm easy come, easy go
18:42.42XhoIf you haven't done this song by 19:00...
18:42.53LotGLittle high, little low
18:42.56FacecatYour cruel device
18:42.57FacecatYour blood, like ice
18:43.06Xho...You are all dead.
18:43.11FacecatOne look could kill
18:43.12FacecatMy pain, your thrill
18:44.19FacecatI want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
18:44.36FacecatDon't want to touch you but you're under my skin
18:44.43XhoIf you want me to sing a song
18:44.47XhoSay 'I'.
18:44.52FacecatDing dong sing a song
18:45.06LotGOn the dark winds forever, we ride on together Destroying your evils, with freedom our guide! And when the master will storm us, he'll stand high before us Our hearts filled with splender, our swords will shine over the light!
18:45.12LotG'I'
18:45.22XhoAlright
18:45.38FacecatSing lady gaga songs!
18:45.42XhoNo.
18:45.43XhoNever.
18:45.51FacecatBieber?
18:45.58LotGHere I stand, helpless and left for dead
18:46.00XhoIf you want to die, continute.
18:46.05Xho*continue.
18:46.13LotGClose your eyes, so many days go by
18:46.15XhoFear...and panic in the air
18:46.26LotGEasy to find what's wrong
18:46.27XhoI want to be free...from desolation and despair
18:46.30FacecatDEATH METAL!
18:46.39LotGHarder to find what's right
18:47.18XhoAnd I feel..like everything I sow
18:47.37XhoIs being swept away...now I refuse to let you go
18:47.43LotGI believe in you I can show you that I can see right through All your empty lies, I won't stay long In this world so wrong
18:47.54XhoI can't get it right
18:48.06XhoGet it right...since I met you
18:48.27XhoLoneliness be over...
18:48.35XhoWhen will loneliness be over...?
18:48.41LotGSay goodbye, As we dance with the devil tonight Don't you dare look at him in the eye As we dance with the devil tonight
18:48.51XhoLife...will flash before my eyes
18:48.55FacecatOne down, one to go
18:49.09FacecatJust another bullet in the chamber
18:49.15XhoSo scattered and lost...I want to touch the other side
18:49.21FacecatSometimes love's a loaded gun
18:49.31FacecatRed light, stop and go
18:49.35LotGTrembling, crawling across my skin Feeding your cold, dead eyes Stealing the life of mine
18:49.39XhoAnd no one thinks..they are to blame
18:49.42FacecatWhatcha gonna do when you play with danger
18:49.52XhoWhy can't we see, when we bleed we bleed the same?
18:49.54FacecatSometimes love's a loaded gun
18:50.03XhoI can't get it right
18:50.05LotGI believe in you I can show you that I can see right through All your empty lies, I won't stay long In this world so wrong
18:50.06Facecatand it shoots to kill
18:50.13XhoGet it right since I met you
18:50.24XhoLoneliness be over
18:50.27LotGSay goodbye, As we dance with the devil tonight Don't you dare look at him in the eye As we dance with the devil tonight
18:50.32XhoWhen will loneliness be over
18:50.37FacecatSomeday they'll put me in a squad car
18:50.39XhoLoneliness be over
18:50.46LotGHold on, hold on!!!!!!!!!!
18:50.47XhoWhen will loneliness be over...
18:50.47FacecatSomeday they'll throw away the key
18:51.00XhoOkay, i'm finished anyway,
18:51.08LotGI believe in you I can show you that I can see right through All your empty lies, I won't stay long In this world so wrong
18:51.22LotG(Hold on Hold on was part of my song)
18:51.32IrskaadI propose we roleplay something! =D
18:51.33XhoOh, Derp.
18:51.42XhoOkay, if you want to.
18:51.53LotGSay goodbye, As we dance with the devil tonight Don't you dare look at him in the eye As we dance with the devil tonight
18:52.03FacecatBut 'til that day I'll be a mad dog
18:52.04XhoNo wait..hold on
18:52.11IrskaadYay! Xho, what do you want to do for this roleplay?
18:52.12XhoI have song
18:52.17FacecatCuz that's what you taught me to be
18:52.21LotGI also have song
18:52.25XhoHold on. Let me do a song.
18:52.25FacecatI also!
18:52.30IrskaadOk.
18:53.18XhoI am complete!
18:53.25XhoFuuuuuck..
18:53.30XhoYes you are fucked
18:53.34XhoShit out of luck
18:53.45Facecatwat?
18:53.52XhoTenacious D
18:53.55XhoLOL XD
18:54.30Facecathttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dl4Q1VTJuQ
18:54.43LotGThey stand in line, one at a time, ready to play! (I can't see them anyway) No time to move, we've got to move Steady your helm, (I am losing sight again)
18:55.23IrskaadSo, Xho, are you done?
18:55.27XhoYeah
18:55.33IrskaadSo, Xho, what do you want to do for this roleplay?
18:55.38XhoHmm
18:55.40Xhodi
18:55.47Facecatdie?
18:55.50XhoDon't know.
18:56.09IrskaadShall we do another Zavvie vs Deity Roleplay?
18:56.12LotGFire your guns, it's time to load, blow me away! (I will stay in the mess I made) After the fall, we'll shake it off, show me the way!
18:56.57LotGOnly the strongest will survive, lead me to heaven when we die, I am the shadow on the wall, I'll be the one to save us all!
18:57.14XhoNah
18:57.19XhoIt goes on forever.
18:57.21IrskaadOk.
18:58.29LotGThere's nothing left, so save your breath, lying in wait. (Caught inside this tidal wave) Your cover's lown, nowhere to go, holding your fate. (loaded I will walk alone)
18:58.37LotGblown*
18:58.49IrskaadTyrekians vs Xhodocto Roleplay?
18:59.13LotGFire your guns, it's time to load, blow me away! (I will stay in the mess I made) After the fall, we'll shake it off, show me the way!
18:59.25LotGOnly the strongest will survive, lead me to heaven when we die, I am the shadow on the wall, I'll be the one to save us all!
18:59.27XhoOkay.
18:59.30XhoLuc
18:59.53LotGYou wanted it back (Don't fight back, God)
19:00.04XhoLUC
19:00.28LotGBack off, die...... Only the strongest will survive, lead me to heaven when we die, I am the shadow on the wall, I'll be the one to save us all!
19:00.30IrskaadLUCARIO
19:00.36LotGHuh, what?
19:01.07LotGIt's a good song!
19:01.34LotGAnyway, what we gonna rp about?
19:01.49IrskaadTyrekies vs Xhoddies. =P
19:02.09LotG=D
19:02.39XhoAlright
19:02.42XhoYou start.
19:03.34LotGTyraz - *wakes up and yawns* Hmm?
19:03.35IrskaadSlaki - *Types a transmission to the Xhodocto* You fools, I don't know why Komorians worship you, you are cowards! You could have blown the pepis and you didn't! Ha! Some "demons" you are.
19:03.43IrskaadLezia - Hi Tyraz!
19:03.56LotGTyraz - Hmm......
19:04.10IrskaadLezia - I got tickets to see a war, want to come?
19:04.41TyrazAs in a show? War is no show, Lezia, it is a serious thing.
19:04.56AngazharYou are pathetic. You have no thoughts of advancing towards us....perhaps we should show you the true meaning of fear!!
19:05.17IrskaadLezia - Heh, the Iteok thought I would like it. For them, war is a show. They broadcast it on TV.
19:05.36TyrazYou know I don't like Iteok!
19:05.37IrskaadSlaki - Haha! You are the pathetic ones! We can erradicate you!
19:05.51IrskaadLezia - C'mon... Can we see?
19:05.55Tyraz*chomps down on some Giret meat*
19:06.08TyrazI ain't going......Depends who's warring.
19:06.22IrskaadLezia - Says it's Tyrekians vs Xhodocto...
19:06.38AngazharEradicate this. [Angazhar readies a Xhodocto Hypercruiser fleet]
19:06.55Tyraz*laughs* Tyrekians...against Xhodocto?!
19:06.57Irskaad*Slaki sends a large fleet towards the Hypercruiser*
19:07.04IrskaadLezia - Yep.
19:07.28TyrazLezia, lemme show you what war is like with the Tyreks.
19:07.37IrskaadLezia - Ok.
19:07.40Angazhar[Hypercruiser attacks fleet]
19:07.48Tyraz*teleports himself and Lezia to the Tyrek base*
19:08.07Irskaad*Tyrekian fleet uses eraser cannons on the Hypercruiser*
19:08.14IrskaadLezia - Nice civ!
19:08.29TyrazLook at these fools, so-called "god hunters"!
19:08.38IrskaadLezia - Hehehe...
19:08.45IrskaadLezia - They can't hunt Umbrux.
19:08.47AngazharHmph. I have no time for games, pathetic mortals. Ready a Doomcylinder!!
19:09.11Irskaad*Tyrekians keep firing eraser cannons*
19:09.15AngazharOh, and throw in some Shadowstreamers.
19:09.22TyrazHow bout we meet with the Xhoddies? *teleports himself and Lezia aboard Angazhar's ship*
19:09.31AngazharWTF
19:09.39AngazharHow the hell did you get here?
19:09.48TyrazOh look, the monkey speaks!
19:09.51IrskaadLezia - I'm scared... TYRAZ HELP!!!
19:10.13Angazhar[Xhodocto guards ready their guns]
19:10.23Angazharreadies blade
19:10.27IrskaadLezia - *Scared* TYRAZ!!! HELP!!!!!!
19:10.34AngazharGet. Off. This. Ship.
19:10.38TyrazAngazhar, how bout we form a truce to defeat these "god-hunters"?
19:10.54Irskaad*Tyrekians keep firing*
19:10.58TyrazI have had experience with the Tyrekians. They are mortal fools.
19:11.12Angazhar[Puts blade to neck] What's in it for you?
19:11.28IrskaadLezia - TYRAZ!!!
19:11.34TyrazI get the pleasure of knowing these ortals are dead.
19:11.38Tyrazmortals*
19:11.47AngazharPleasure...
19:11.57TyrazYou will benefit more.
19:12.05AngazharYou find comfort in the death of others?
19:12.17IrskaadLezia - I'm scared....
19:12.19AngazharThere's no respect there...
19:12.22TyrazOnly to those with dishonour.
19:12.42AngazharHmm..
19:12.42TyrazThose who have dishonoured themselves deserve no respect.
19:13.13AngazharIf you get off this ship then I might consider not destroying your universe.
19:13.26Irskaad*Tyrekians keep firing*
19:13.38TyrazMy universe is long gone, sir.
19:13.50AngazharHmph.
19:13.59AngazharFine, whatever.
19:14.00IrskaadTyrekian - TYREK IS GOD! NOT YOU!
19:14.17AngazharWhat...they're on the ship?
19:14.21TyrazSee? Want help with these guys?
19:14.28Irskaad*On a communicator*
19:14.38IrskaadLezia - It's... a communicator.
19:14.44AngazharOh. That's what I get for surround sound.
19:14.59TyrazHmph, us Zazane have nothing like that.
19:15.06Angazhar[Talks to Tyrekian]
19:15.17AngazharHey....Tyrekian.....Shut the hell up!!
19:15.25IrskaadTyrekian - Why, pawn?
19:15.34AngazharGrrrr...
19:15.40Tyraz*burns Tyrekian's skin with Descension powers*
19:16.12Irskaad*Tyrekians keep firing at the hypercruiser*
19:16.29TyrazHe dare challenge us dark immortals, they shall all die!
19:16.30AngazharTyraz. If you can give them enough discomfort to get the Doomcylinder here then I will give you something in return...
19:17.01IrskaadLezia - I'm scared, Tyraz, Angazhar is scary...
19:17.03TyrazGood. Keep Lezia here and do nothing with her.
19:17.15Angazhar[Stares at Lezia]
19:17.20TyrazAnd Lezia, be back soon =)
19:17.29IrskaadLezia - DON'T LEAVE ME!
19:17.41Angazhar[Continues staring]
19:17.55IrskaadLezia - *Runs away from Angazhar*
19:18.04TyrazOh, Angazhar, don't scare her, otherwise my little hellspawn will have no mommy.
19:18.16AngazharWait...
19:18.17AngazharWhat?
19:18.22AngazharHellspawn?
19:18.37TyrazShe is carrying my son, Kezoreg, a dark immortal, like us.
19:18.46Angazhar[Sits down in throne]
19:18.51AngazharGet out.
19:19.09TyrazStill want me to hurt the Tyreks?
19:19.17IrskaadTyrekian 2 - Angasuck, go back to the pepis, cowards!
19:19.39Tyraz*burns Tyrekian's skin*
19:19.53AngazharGo.
19:20.14TyrazI'll....uh...take Lezia with me. *teleports down with Lezia*
19:20.32IrskaadLezia - Thank you.
19:20.59TyrazRight, take this gun and should all Tyreks you see. *hands Lezia a gun*
19:21.04Tyrazshoot*
19:21.15IrskaadLezia - I... am not made to kill.
19:21.33TyrazHey, you said you wanna do things with me, this is normal!
19:21.48IrskaadLezia - This... is what you do. Everyday?
19:21.59TyrazWell, some days of the week.
19:22.11TyrazAlthough, visiting Angazhar is a treat.
19:22.13IrskaadLezia - But I'm afraid to die!
19:22.27TyrazThat is why you must learn to kill others.
19:22.39AngazharHellspawn...
19:22.44IrskaadLezia - But I am not descended yet!
19:22.55AngazharHellspawn?
19:23.04TyrazHey, Moxix did well and he wasn't Descended!
19:23.23Angazhar>>Tyraz...Lezia...child...cursed...me....<<
19:23.26IrskaadLezia - But I am an asgordian! I will automatically die!
19:23.35Angazhar>>....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU<<
19:23.46TyrazOh now that is just depressing, Lezia!
19:24.15IrskaadLezia - I'll stay in the Iteok satellite. I got a ticket anyways.
19:24.23Tyraz*holds Lezia's arm and makes her fire an energy bullet into a Tyrek's head*
19:24.31IrskaadLezia - AHHHH!
19:24.39TyrazSee, not so hard!
19:24.59IrskaadLezia - I don't want to die, I'm leaving to the satellite.
19:25.14TyrazFine...*teleports Lezia to the satellite*
19:25.15IrskaadLezia - After I'm descended I can start killing.
19:25.34Irskaad*Lezia watches*
19:25.44Angazhar>>Child...Kezoreg....Breek....<
19:25.50TyrazI will stay here and kill these lot myself. *takes out a long blade and starts slashing Tyrekians*
19:26.09Irskaad*Tyrekian turrets appear and start shooting Tyraz*
19:26.22AngazharScrew it. Get the Doomcylinder here. Now.
19:26.35TyrazHaha! *teleports on top of the turret and slices it*
19:26.57IrskaadTyrekian - Damn! Get the Tanks! *Tanks appear and fire at Tyraz*
19:27.17TyrazNow you shall all die!! *unleashes a huge blast of dark energy*
19:28.02Irskaad*Many Tyrekians die*
19:28.13Tyraz(lol)
19:28.35AngazharTechnician - Khazurhal. Simulated 1 trillion firing sequences. 1,000,000,000,000 successful.
19:28.59Irskaad*A Tyrekian fleet starts firing at tyraz*
19:29.26Tyraz*teleports to each ship, destroying their engines with his blade*
19:29.42Irskaad(Damn, dinner, see you soon. Let's continue after that.)
19:29.51Tyraz(okay)
19:30.02AngazharTech - No, wait. Haven't started it. There. 775,520,112,014 successful.
19:30.04AngazharOkay.
19:30.28Tyraz*teleports to Angazhar's ship* Hey, Angazhar, I see you look disturbed a bit.
19:30.38Tyraz>>as always, hehe<<
19:30.47Angazhar[Readies sword]
19:31.13TyrazWhoa, mate, something wrong? I just took out loads of the Tyrekian b*sterds.
19:32.24TyrazIs it about me calling my little baby hellspawn? It means nothing, its just that he's gonna be like his dad.
19:32.35AngazharO___o
19:32.47Tyraz???
19:32.59AngazharYou don't know what you've done, Tyraz.
19:33.06TyrazEh?
19:33.19AngazharYou have condemned yourself, and Lezia.
19:33.32TyrazHow have I done that?
19:34.14AngazharYour son is cursed.
19:34.42TyrazYeah, he suffers fom Descension, but thats about it. Anything else?
19:34.54AngazharCursed with Xhodocto blood.
19:35.09TyrazAnd what do you mean by that?
19:36.13AngazharIt means that you and I are now linked by your son. He is now more powerful than a normal Zazane, now cursed with the Xhodocto blood.
19:36.59AngazharNow...what to do with you.
19:37.17TyrazHey, don't blame me for something you did!
19:37.40AngazharI could either annihilate you, remove you of your descension...or let you run.
19:38.08TyrazWait, what about you? Since we are linked, theoretically, I could destroy you.
19:38.37AngazharOh, i'm not so sure about that, of course I could destroy Lezia first...
19:38.56Irskaad*Tyrekians fire at the 2 persons*
19:39.09TyrazWhat, and destroy the one who could one day inherit your throne?
19:39.17Tyraz*burns the Tyrekians' skins*
19:39.34Irskaad*Tanks arrive and fire at both*
19:39.39AngazharWe will have to talk about this later, Tyraz.
19:39.54AngazharGet Lezia.
19:40.20Tyraz*teleports Lezia to him* Don't do anything harsh, now.....
19:40.31AngazharNot now.
19:40.34IrskaadLezia - Hey! I was talking to a nice Iteok!
19:40.46AngazharYou held your end of the bargain. So I shall hold mine.
19:41.00TyrazWhat you gonna do?
19:41.01Angazhar[To tech] Dock the Doomcylinder.
19:41.17Angazhar[Ship files towards Doomcylinder.]
19:41.22IrskaadLezia - Angazhar... don't hurt me... I have kids!
19:41.43AngazharSo...do I.
19:41.52IrskaadLezia - Awww what's his name?
19:42.01AngazharKezoreg.
19:42.23IrskaadLezia - Hey! I named my babay Kezoreg! You are stealing my ideas!
19:42.27Irskaadbaby*
19:42.32AngazharNot...really.
19:42.45Angazhar[Ship docks at Doomcylinder]
19:42.46IrskaadLezia - Face it - You like the KUL Language.
19:42.49TyrazLezia, Kezoreg's father is both me......and him.
19:42.58IrskaadLezia - WHAT? WHY?
19:43.11TyrazAngazhar, you tell her.
19:43.41AngazharSometime ago...I cursed your pathetic mortal body and now you are cursed with the Xhodocto blood.
19:44.25IrskaadLezia - What's the blood going to do to me?
19:44.35AngazharNothing. But your son....
19:44.52TyrazKezoreg really is going to be stronger than his daddy.
19:45.10AngazharWe'll have to talk about this later. We're about to get transported 22 billion light years in a few seconds.
19:45.16IrskaadLezia - Wait - If you're also Kezoreg's father............... AWWWWWWWWWWWWW I GOT MY PRESENT! I GOT MY XHODOCTO HATCHLING! THANK YOU TYRAZ!
19:45.30Angazhar[Angazhar facepalms]
19:45.40Angazhar>>I'll kill you later mortal...<<
19:46.04TyrazAngazhar, why we gonna transport that far back?
19:46.55AngazharSorry, did I say 22 billion? I meant 22 trillion.
19:47.14IrskaadLezia - Why?
19:47.19AngazharWe need to get to one of the Xhodocto Cylinderyards to recharge the cylinder.
19:47.34TyrazWait, if you're on about....no, I cannot accept this. My universe is gone. My home is here in this one.
19:48.45AngazharNo, i'm not on about that. About 195 billion light years from here is a Portal Gate. We need to travel another 21.8 trillion to get to the Station.
19:49.06IrskaadLezia - What Cylinder?
19:49.18AngazharThe one we're in...?
19:49.28IrskaadLezia - Oh.
19:49.49TyrazWell, that's good. And Lezia, you might wanna sit down. Remember Evkos? I think Kez did that.
19:50.15IrskaadLezia - Kezoreg did what?
19:50.32AngazharAlright then. Lets finish this. Technician. Re-Simulate Firing Sequence at 1 quintillion sequences.
19:50.45TyrazI think Kez made Evkos die when we visited him.
19:51.06AngazharTech - 999,999,999,999,024 successful.
19:51.08IrskaadLezia - So? What does that have to do with now?
19:51.23AngazharSimulate maximum range.
19:51.44TyrazKezoreg is gonna be one powerful youngling, he might possibly try to kill me.
19:52.03Angazhar15003 Astronomical Units. Within that range, the Cylinder will destroy everthing successfully.
19:52.04IrskaadLezia - What? Why would he do that?
19:52.46TyrazRemember those thoughts about punching me, killing me, wanting to kiss Moxix? Kez probably did that to you.
19:53.11IrskaadLezia - Oh. I'll teach him to be nice then. He'll be a powerful diplomat.
19:53.11AngazharSo that makes 66 quadrillion sequences 100%. Fine by me.
19:53.18AngazharInitiate sequence.
19:53.29Angazhar5...
19:53.48Angazhar5 what?
19:53.57IrskaadLezia - What is going on?
19:54.11AngazharTech- Minutes until launch. Oh, 4!
19:54.33AngazharHmm...never used a cylinder before....
19:54.40IrskaadLezia - What's happening?
19:54.59TyrazPerhaps Kezoreg will get you some better technicians in future, Angazhar.
19:55.05AngazharHmm..maybe.
19:55.11AngazharTech - 3!
19:55.26TyrazYou know, as a father's day present.
19:55.27IrskaadLezia - What is going on?
19:55.36TyrazLezia, sit down....NOW!!
19:55.52IrskaadLezia - Don't be harsh. *Sits*
19:56.04AngazharTech - 2 minutes until sequence fires.
19:56.20IrskaadLezia - Tyraz, what's happening, tell me.
19:56.21TyrazSorry, sit down or vomit all over Angazhar's feet, your choice.
19:56.32IrskaadLezia - *Sits*
19:56.55TyrazThe Cylinder is gonna go to a station at a very quick speed.
19:57.00AngazharOne minute.
19:57.02IrskaadLezia - Ok.
19:57.30Angazhar30 seconds.
19:57.44Angazhar15 seconds.
19:57.49Tyraz*sits before puke comes up into his mouth*
19:57.54Angazhar5.
19:58.01AngazharFire!!!
19:58.33Angazhar[Station disappears into space, everything within 15000 AU is destroyed]
19:58.45Tyraz*closes both his eyes and Lezia's eyes*
19:58.53TyrazWait, whoa!!
19:59.14IrskaadLezia - What happened?
19:59.21Angazhar[Arrive at Cylinder Station]
19:59.43TyrazLezia, Kezoreg will be doing that soon.
19:59.53Angazhar[Angazhar 'peels' off wall]
20:00.07AngazharHmmm....I knew I forgot to do something,,,
20:00.07IrskaadLezia - Flying a cylinder?
20:00.07TyrazIf Angazhar was to ever retire from his throne, that is.
20:01.11IrskaadLezia - Want to kiss me, Tyraz?
20:01.12TyrazAngazhar, what will you do with Kezoreg in future, seeing as both of us are the father?
20:01.28TyrazNot at the moment Lezia, I got puke in my mouth....
20:01.36AngazharIf he tries to kill me...I will destroy him...
20:01.42AngazharEven if he is my son.
20:01.52IrskaadLezia - Don't kill him!
20:01.58IrskaadLezia - He's my baby!
20:02.08TyrazThat's nice to know.... *swallows puke*... much better.
20:02.42TyrazKezoreg will probably grow to have your strength, Angazhar. And if he also has mine.....
20:03.23IrskaadLezia - Don't worry, I'll raise Kezzie to be nice.
20:03.28AngazharOh really? Then here's hoping nothing happens to me in that time....>>[Laughs under his breath]<<
20:03.53TyrazKezoreg is part Xhodocto, Leziaa
20:04.01TyrazLezia*
20:04.15AngazharOkay. Lets get out of the Cylinder. You might want to stay close to me otherwise you'll have six hundred thousand Xhodocto to deal with.
20:04.31IrskaadLezia - So? He's my baby. I'll raise him to be nice. And ok.
20:04.42TyrazYeah, good idea..... *feels a sudden urge of power mysteriously*
20:04.54Angazhar[Angazhar sense urge of power]
20:05.00Angazhar*senses
20:05.18Angazharputs hand to his hilt
20:05.25AngazharLet's move.
20:05.34TyrazHmm, sooner Kez is born the better. *stands up*
20:05.40IrskaadOk.
20:05.44IrskaadLezia - Ok*
20:06.13Tyraz*holds Lezia's hand and walks near Angazhar*
20:06.31IrskaadLezia - Tyraz, why are we in a cylinder?
20:06.51AngazharIt's not a cylinder as such. It is a 140 AU long superweapon.
20:06.53TyrazHey, I only teleported on the ship. I dunno why.
20:07.16IrskaadLezia - Ok. I wish I could talk to Kezoreg...
20:07.38AngazharEverything back in that universe you saw within 15000 AU was destroyed. And...well...look outside.
20:07.54IrskaadLezia - *Looks outside*
20:07.56Angazhar[Window reveals that they are in the Ninth Circle of Hell]
20:08.13TyrazKezoreg - <<be nice to mama, papa>> *sticks thought in Angazhar's head*
20:08.14IrskaadLezia - Is this Kamik'Shi's house?
20:08.37TyrazWhoa, this is a lot more impressive than Zakaipods.
20:09.03AngazharHmm...maybe one day the Zazane will be welcome here.
20:09.41TyrazPerhaps. After all, we are both creatures of darkness.
20:10.01IrskaadLezia - Why are we here?
20:10.31AngazharI am going to arrange transport back to your universe.
20:10.46AngazharAnd I have affairs to attend to here as well.
20:10.56TyrazHey, I said that I'm fine in this one.
20:11.09TyrazMy old universe is full of disgusting mortals.
20:11.22AngazharAnd so is the one you came out of.
20:11.32AngazharOkay, wait here.
20:11.45IrskaadLezia - Weren't we fighting Tyrekians?
20:12.00TyrazI destroyed their fleet.
20:12.12IrskaadLezia - Then why are we here?
20:12.30TyrazAngazhar has business.
20:13.20Tyraz*looks out window* Zazane would appreciate spending eternity here.
20:13.21IrskaadLezia - Ok. I still wish I could talk to Kezzie...
20:13.40Angazhar[Gate opens to the side of them, millions of Xhodocto Warriors march past them]
20:14.03AngazharThere we go. Now we can get to the Necropolis.
20:14.13TyrazNecropolis?
20:14.17IrskaadLezia - Ok... What is that?
20:14.30AngazharThe City of the Dead. In other words, the Xhodocto Capital.
20:14.54IrskaadLezia - Is Kamik'Shi in there?
20:15.03TyrazWhoa! For immortals, you sure do have a lot of dead stuff!
20:15.14AngazharIt's only a title.
20:15.23AngazharWe're technically dead.
20:15.32TyrazSame situation on my end.
20:15.36AngazharHmph.
20:15.36IrskaadLezia - No, you're alive.
20:15.44TyrazNo, I am dead.
20:16.06TyrazUpon my Descension, I went through the process of death.
20:16.07IrskaadLezia - No, Angie.
20:16.48AngazharLets move. [Angazhar removes crown and ceremonial armour to reveal Xhodocto clothing]
20:17.00IrskaadLezia - Ok.
20:17.00TyrazNice clothing.
20:17.10IrskaadLezia - <<I am lost...>>
20:17.34Tyraz*walks by Angazhar while holding Lezia's hand*
20:18.07AngazharThe Xhodocto will not attack you here. These civilian Xhodocto find no thoughts in killing you.
20:18.15IrskaadLezia - Angazhar, have you ever watched Secret Story Kraw Galaxy?
20:18.27AngazharYes, not all of our world are Warriors.
20:18.44IrskaadLezia - Did you like Tox's victory?
20:18.57TyrazWow, that surprised me. My people are all warriors.
20:19.22TyrazAnd Lezia, Tox should've died if I hadn't revived him for your sake.
20:19.40IrskaadLezia - I was asking Angazhar.
20:19.47AngazharOh.
20:20.02AngazharNo, I haven't... >>Why is she asking me...<<
20:20.22AngazharNow you see that the Xhodocto should not be feared until the time comes.
20:20.26IrskaadLezia - Oh, you didn't watch? You should have, Zamno was awesome!
20:20.45TyrazWow, Xhodocto people are.....awesome.
20:21.08AngazharBut we all do carry a blade.
20:21.29TyrazDoes it get on your nerves that so many people fear you when you are not even doing anything?
20:22.12AngazharNot really. We distance ourselves from mortals as much as we can.
20:22.42TyrazYou find them disgusting as well?
20:22.53AngazharNo, just...pathetic.
20:23.12AngazharExcept for a certain race....[Looks at Lezia]
20:23.17IrskaadLezia - Angazhar, have you ever watched our friendship shows? Lew'telta plays the female Xhodocto Diplomat Quite nicely.
20:23.31Angazhar[Angazhar ignores]
20:23.35Tyraz*facepalms*
20:23.49TyrazLezia, Xhodocto do not watch mortal television.
20:24.19IrskaadLezia - Oh. Angazhar, what TV do you watch?
20:24.22TyrazAnd there is no such thing as a female Xhodocto anymore, am I right?
20:24.40AngazharNo. We have....learnt to deal with that pain.
20:24.59AngazharExcept for the Kamik'Khazurhal.
20:25.33IrskaadLezia - There aren't any Xhodocto Females? Damn! Another thing wrong with our textbooks!
20:25.43TyrazDraguros? Why can't he accept the fact they are gone, like the rest of the Xhodocto?
20:26.14AngazharI don't know. And please...do not talk about the Kamik'Khazurhal. He...knows you are here.
20:26.32TyrazOh, I see.
20:26.39AngazharHe can hear you now.
20:26.55Tyraz*feels another urge of power inside him* Hmm?
20:27.12Angazhar[They come to a second gate]
20:27.16TyrazAnyway, I'll be careful not to say anything to offend him.
20:27.40AngazharWell, lucky you're not going to meet Him in person.
20:27.52TyrazThank Umbrux!
20:28.14AngazharOh, don't mention Umbrux. Even if he has a link to darkness.
20:28.15IrskaadLezia - Can I pet him?
20:28.21AngazharPet who?
20:28.27*** join/#sporewiki Facecat (63778823@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.119.136.35)
20:28.28IrskaadLezia - Draguros.
20:28.43FacecatIs my homeboy
20:28.50Angazhar[Angazhar facepalms, walks on]
20:29.07Angazhar[Gate opens, reveals the Necropolis]
20:29.07TyrazSorry, it's just that Umbru, sorry, my god is, well, my god.
20:29.28AngazharI know.
20:29.38Facecat(Role playing I see)
20:29.41Angazhar(Yah
20:29.46TyrazWow, the city is big.
20:30.07AngazharThe city spans the fifth to the ninth ring.
20:30.08IrskaadLezia - Tyraz, why aren't we fighting Tyrekians?
20:30.25TyrazI killed them, Lezia. You killed one.
20:30.48AngazharWhich is about 110 billion light years from end to end.
20:30.58IrskaadLezia - Uhhh... We aren't fighting anymore?
20:30.59Facecat(I can be undertaker?)
20:31.04Angazhar(?)
20:31.25Facecathttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wylPBhNI05Y
20:31.42Facecat(j/k btw
20:31.48TyrazWhoa, Manjavaro and Kijivaro would be invisible in this place!
20:32.08TyrazAnd Kijivaro's a planet!
20:32.09AngazharAt least for this ring.
20:32.30AngazharThe Necropolis' population far exceeds that of the universe.
20:32.46IrskaadLezia - We aren't fighting Tyrekians anymore?
20:32.47TyrazYou know what, I'm already liking Hell.
20:33.05TyrazNo, Lezia, please stay up to date.
20:33.13Facecat(And yes I base some of my fictions off of wrestlers and such. So?)
20:33.16IrskaadLezia - I want to go home!
20:33.20AngazharThe entire Necropolis, well, I can't tell you the size.
20:34.14Angazhar[A transmission comes in on Angazhar's tacpad]
20:34.22TyrazImagine it, so much blood to fill everybody's baths.
20:34.34IrskaadLezia - I want to go home! I hate this place!
20:34.38AngazharOh. Interesting....
20:34.58TyrazHmm?
20:34.58IrskaadLezia - I want to go home! To the FRA!
20:34.58AngazharVery interesting indeed.
20:35.35TyrazWhat is it, Angazhar?
20:35.37AngazharIt looks like we're needed at the Great Deathspire.
20:35.45TyrazAnd that is?
20:35.56Irskaad*Lezia runs away to the ship, attempting to return home*
20:36.06AngazharThe Palace.
20:36.29Angazhar[Angazhar grabs Lezia and chains her to Tyraz' hand]
20:36.38IrskaadLezia - I WANT TO GO HOME!
20:36.48TyrazHehe, this is how we....better not say.
20:36.57AngazharO__o
20:37.00AngazharMoving on...
20:37.03IrskaadLezia - TYRAZ! TAKE ME HOME!
20:37.15TyrazBut Lezia, this place is great!
20:37.22IrskaadLezia - I WANT TO GO HOME!
20:38.03AngazharAlright, lets move to the Deathspire. Before we do, you might need to put these on. [Gives them some Xhodocto overalls sized for them]
20:38.03TyrazKezoreg - <<slap papa, mama!>> *sticks thought in Lezia's head*
20:38.23TyrazNice! Never thought I'd get to wear this!
20:38.35Irskaad*Lezia slaps Tyraz* Let's go somewhere that is fun, not here!
20:38.47AngazharYou're going to need to look formally otherwise you won't get in.
20:38.58Tyraz*puts overalls over his emperor armour*
20:39.16IrskaadLezia - *Contacts Kies* Kies, Get me out!!!´
20:39.23TyrazLezia, come on! You said you wanted to do things together.
20:39.36Angazhar[They arrive at the Deathspire]
20:39.38IrskaadLezia - I'm in Xhodocto hell! Get me out!
20:40.03Facecat(Noting better to do. I guess I'll rp as Verror Vrio or something)
20:40.04Irskaad*Kies can't answer back*
20:40.15TyrazWow, this palace sure beats Lezia's palace.
20:40.23IrskaadLezia - SOMEONE HELP!!!
20:40.50AngazharHmph. The tower is the tallest in the Necropolis. At 130,000ft high.
20:40.52IrskaadLezia - *Starts to cry*
20:41.01Angazhar[Angazhar snaps]
20:41.05Angazhar[Eyes glow]
20:41.15IrskaadLezia - *Keeps crying*
20:41.19TyrazLezia, just close your eyes and endure it.
20:41.25AngazharYou're going to stay here, mortal, whether I have to split your soul apart!!
20:41.27IrskaadLezia - I WANT TO GO HOME!
20:41.40IrskaadLezia - SOMEONE HELP!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
20:41.54AngazharTyraz...do something.
20:42.02AngazharBefore I forget myseld.
20:42.05Angazhar*myself.
20:42.15TyrazIf you endure this trip, Lezia, I'll let you bite my tail so hard I'll like it!
20:42.25IrskaadLezia - I WANT TO GO HOME!!!
20:42.35AngazharFive...
20:42.48TyrazWhat if I have to do everything you wanna do when we do go back?
20:42.59IrskaadLezia - LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
20:43.02AngazharFour...
20:43.17Tyraz*puts tail in Lezia's mouth*
20:43.20IrskaadLezia - GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
20:43.31AngazharThree...
20:43.40IrskaadLezia - JUST GET ME OUT!!!
20:43.41AngazharOh, screw this.
20:43.47Angazhar[Picks up Lezia]
20:43.58Angazhar[Puts her into a trance]
20:44.07Irskaad(A Trance?)
20:44.20Tyraz(A state of hypnosis)
20:44.24Verror_VrioHello Angazhar.
20:45.09AngazharIf you're going to be here in Hell, then put these Xhodocto overalls on.
20:45.37TyrazI put them on, see? *shows Angazhar he's wearing overalls*
20:45.50AngazharI know.
20:45.53Irskaad(What are Overalls?)
20:46.15Angazhar(A bit like a coat, but Xhodocto wise. So its armour plated.)
20:46.26Irskaad(Ok.)
20:46.46Verror_Vrio(I want Xhodocto overalls!)
20:47.05TyrazWell, since you are also the father of her child, I think you have a right to get them on Lezia.
20:47.15Irskaad*In Horehronie* Kies - Somebody tried to contact me... But the location and the person is unknown...
20:47.27AngazharHere. (Gives Verror overalls.) If you want to get into the palace, you'll have to wear these.
20:48.09AngazharLet's go in, then.
20:48.22Verror_VrioVery well *Puts on overalls*
20:48.27Tyraz*walks by Angazhar and Verror*
20:49.16AngazharThe Deathspire is the palace of the Kamik'Khazurhal.
20:49.18Verror_VrioTyraz, my messenger told me you direspected me.
20:49.42TyrazI do not remember anything of the sort, Verror.
20:50.11Verror_VrioHe went by the name of Void messenger, Verror.
20:50.13Irskaad*Kies tries to contact the "Unknown" Frequency, Lezia's phone rings*
20:50.19AngazharQuiet within the palace.
20:50.35Tyraz*whispers* And I am starting to wonder what we are needed for, Angazhar.
20:51.23AngazharSame. I think He wants to know why you're here.
20:51.53AngazharHe knows that you are here, but he doesn't know why.
20:52.02TyrazWell, is helping you defeat a load of stupid mortal "god-hunters" enough?
20:52.11Irskaad*Lezia's phone keeps ringing*
20:52.24AngazharJere
20:52.24Tyraz*takes Lezia's phone and turns it off*
20:52.40AngazharHere's hoping.
20:53.06Verror_VrioThat noise hurts my ears. *grabs Lezia's phone and snaps it in two*
20:53.30IrskaadKies - *Tries again* What? unreachable? What number is this?
20:53.35Angazhar[An ominous sound booms in the distance like slow drums]
20:53.36Tyraz*whispers quietly* And I don't think he'll be pleased to find out you're the father of an Asgord.
20:53.49AngazharIt was His plan.
20:54.05Tyraz*whispers quietly* I mean, an Asgord-Zazane-Xhodocto hybrid.
20:54.20TyrazAnd who is He? Draguros?
20:54.34AngazharYes.
20:55.16Verror_VrioDraguros was one of my heros growing up in the cambers of Trasnas.
20:55.20IrskaadLezia - *Trance wears off* GET ME OUT!!!
20:55.25AngazharOh no.
20:55.34IrskaadLezia - I WANT TO GO HOME!
20:55.36Tyraz*puts Lezia into a sleep*
20:55.48AngazharPerhaps the Kamik'Khazurhal can quiet her. Oh wait...good enough.
20:56.02Angazhar[Throne room door opens]
20:56.09Verror_VrioLucky...I was going to chockslam her.
20:56.17AngazharSilence.
20:56.35Tyraz*gulps*
20:56.52Angazhar[They walk in, Draguros is in the throne room.]
20:57.06Tyraz>>Oh dear Umbrux, what did I get myself into?<<
20:57.28Verror_Vrio>>Yes!<<
20:57.41Tyraz*tries to smile, gritting his teeth nervously*
20:57.53Irskaad*Lezia dreams about being in a Dance party* Lezia - *Sleeping* Uni Bi Tri Kvaw, Uni bi Tri Kvaw...
20:58.16Angazhar[Draguros' eyes open, glowing red, shadows surround him]
20:58.58AngazharDraguros - Angazhar....leave.
20:59.08Tyraz*gulps*
20:59.11Verror_Vrio*telepathically* Tyraz isn't this great?
20:59.18Angazhar[Angazhar bows before Draguros and leaves.]
20:59.31Tyraz*telepathically* Yeah, brillitant.
20:59.59Draguros[Looks at Lezia]....what's going on with her?
21:00.04Irskaad*Lezia slightly wakes up* Lezia - Tyraz.... Are we home*?
21:00.19TyrazShe is asleep. *puts Lezia back to sleep*
21:00.29DragurosOh.
21:00.38DragurosWell, I guess you know who I am.
21:00.57IrskaadLezia - *Sleeping* California Gurls... We're "Undefryable"...
21:01.06TyrazYes, you are Kamik'Khazurhal Draguros.
21:01.17DragurosIndeed.
21:01.41Verror_VrioYou are the one who I always wished to see.
21:01.51DragurosNow, I suppose Angazhar said something about giving you something in return.
21:02.10TyrazHonestly, I want nothing. I do not care for my old universe.
21:02.20Draguros[Shadow Aura disappears from Draguros revealing his body]
21:02.22IrskaadLezia - *Sleeping* Ohohohohoh.... Ohohohohoh....
21:02.34DragurosNothing at all?
21:02.57TyrazExcept that my wife is spared, along with my baby and me, personally.
21:03.38Verror_VrioI came to petition a request.
21:03.54Draguros[Turns his head to Verror]
21:03.59DragurosWhat is it?
21:04.08IrskaadLezia - *Sleeping, Dreaming she is telling jokes* Draguros.... is so scary.... he blocks out the.... Galactic core....
21:04.38Tyraz*covers Lezia's mouth with his tail*
21:04.54Verror_VrioIt can wait.
21:05.04DragurosHmph. [Wakes Lezia up]
21:05.24IrskaadLezia - WHAT??? WE'RE STILL HERE??? I WANT TO GO HOME!!!
21:05.36TyrazLezia, meet Kamik'Khazurhal Draguros of the Xhodocto.
21:05.43Draguros[Gets up from his throne, walks towards Tyraz]
21:05.43IrskaadLezia - *Runs away*
21:06.23Verror_Vrio>>cowardly mortal<<
21:06.23TyrazWhy do require my service, sir Kamik'Khazurhal?
21:06.45Tyraz>>I can read your thoughts, man. Not nice.<<
21:07.00IrskaadLezia - *Tries to find the Exit* Where is it? *Runs to another room*
21:07.07DragurosLeave her.
21:07.17Verror_Vrio>>Do you think I care?<<
21:07.18TyrazO-Okay.
21:07.55Tyraz>>True, why should an immortal such as you care for a mere mortal<<
21:08.13IrskaadLezia - *Still Trying to find the Exit* Geez, where is the exit? Oh, Exit, 300m North! =D
21:08.17Verror_Vrio>>Very ture<<
21:08.27DragurosQUIET!! YOUR THOUGHTS ARE IRRELEVANT!
21:08.48Verror_VrioIsn't everything?
21:08.58DragurosHold your tongue.
21:09.14TyrazI apologize, sir Kamik'Khazurhal.
21:09.26IrskaadLezia - *Gets out of the Palace, and notices her phone is broken* They want to kill me... *Tries to find a ship out of here*
21:09.38Verror_VrioAs you wish,
21:09.58DragurosSo, Tyraz. For carrying a Demonborne, I want to give you a Xhodocto sword to remember that you are now linked to the Xhodocto.
21:10.21DragurosHere [Fabricates a Xhodocto Fireblade]
21:10.32TyrazThank you, sir Kamik'Khazurhal.
21:10.43IrskaadLezia - *Runs away and finds an Empty Xhodocto Ship, and tries to fly it*
21:10.49DragurosIt is not in my nature to be kind, but =
21:10.57Draguros-Where's that Asgord gone?
21:11.13TyrazI'll bring her back. *teleports Lezia back*
21:11.34IrskaadLezia - Ok, FRA, here we- DRAGUROS! I WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE!!!
21:11.46DragurosNow, Verror. You wanted something?
21:12.03Tyraz*admires the Fireblade*
21:12.11IrskaadLezia - *Starts Crying* I want to go home...
21:12.37DragurosI guess not.
21:12.39Verror_VrioYes, I wanted to know if you could leave the Order out of your war.
21:12.42DragurosOh.
21:12.51Tyraz*puts Lezia to sleep and makes her have a nice, long dream*
21:13.03Verror_VrioWe are not treat to you, if anything we are an ally.
21:13.10Tyraz(I'll be back, gotta go to dinner)
21:13.13DragurosAs long as they do not anger me.
21:13.16Irskaad(Ok.)
21:13.18Draguros(Okay)
21:13.38Verror_Vrio(okay)
21:14.22DragurosWhat else do you want?
21:14.34IrskaadLezia - *Dreaming about Jokes again* Draguros is so big... that even hell.... can't fit him...
21:14.44Verror_VrioDo you take me for a fool? All I wish is the bring death to the enemies of the order.
21:14.57Draguros[Eyes glow]
21:15.10DragurosDo you...dare speak to the Kamik'Khazurhal like that?!
21:15.52IrskaadLezia - *Dreaming* Draguros... is so dark... That he even... blocks out the New moon...
21:15.58Verror_VrioYes, I dare to.
21:16.59Draguros[Readies sword, black flames surround it, points it at Verror] And do you know what would happen if we do not let the Order sit out the war?
21:18.04IrskaadLezia - *Dreaming* Draguros... is so evil... That he... surpasses the Iteok...
21:18.09Verror_VrioI'm sure I have an idea.
21:18.30DragurosAnd...what's that?
21:18.47Verror_VrioMaybe some minor deaths.
21:18.58Verror_VrioA waste of your time. Of my time.
21:19.46DragurosYou do not sway my mind...mortal.
21:20.11Verror_VrioYou don't even know who I am.
21:20.14IrskaadLezia - *Dreaming* Draguros... is so tall... that even Angazhar... gets jealous...
21:20.36Verror_VrioBut I can tell you, I'm no mortal.
21:21.02DragurosMaybe not. But you know who I am. And that should be enough to say that you should stay away...l
21:21.25IrskaadLezia - *Dreaming* Draguros... is so mean... That he is worse... than the scourge...
21:21.32Verror_VrioMaybe so, maybe not.
21:23.11IrskaadLezia - *Dreaming* Draguros... is so cute and ugly... that he is... a paradox...
21:23.30Draguros[Wakes Lezia up]
21:23.42IrskaadLezia - AHHHHHHHH!!!! *Runs Away*
21:24.19Verror_VrioIf you didn't have a need of her I would shut her up right now.
21:24.30IrskaadLezia - *Tries to take that Xhodocto Ship again*
21:25.39DragurosAnd...If Angazhar didn't find a purpose of you...you would shut up.
21:26.22IrskaadLezia - *Flies the Xhodocto Ship* Ok... ... Kezoreg... If you are indeed Part Xhoddie, help me fly this...
21:26.55DragurosI have no use for you now. Leave!
21:27.40IrskaadLezia - Kez? Kez? Oh, what the Kraw. *Presses Random Button*
21:28.01Verror_VrioIf you wish...I guess you'll never know.
21:28.56Tyraz*teleports Lezia back*
21:29.04DragurosAnd nor do I want to. To me, you're all apocalyptic fodder in the end.
21:29.22IrskaadLezia - Draguros... *Cries* Stop, I want to go home...
21:29.25Tyraz(guess who's back!)
21:29.31Verror_VrioAs are you.
21:29.31Draguros(Hello!)
21:29.35Verror_Vrio*teleports away*
21:29.39Verror_Vrio(Hi!)
21:29.47Irskaad(Hello. =D)
21:30.04TyrazSir Kamik'Khazurhal, I shall trace him down if you want. I can finish him off.
21:30.22AngazharThe Kamik'Khazurhal will no longer speak to you.
21:30.34AngazharSo, what did he talk to you about?
21:30.41IrskaadLezia - I want to go home!!!
21:31.09TyrazWell, he gave me a Xhodocto Firesword.
21:31.20Verror_Vrio>>Tyraz you are nothing but a puppet!<<
21:31.23IrskaadLezia - WHAT? ARE YOU ALLYING THESE BEASTS???
21:31.37TyrazIt's to remind me of my link to you and your people.
21:31.54AngazharOf course.
21:31.57Tyraz>>You are a foolish immortal, Verror!<<
21:32.00IrskaadLezia - Tyraz, they killed 10 Billion Asgordians!!!
21:32.17Angazhar[Angazhar stares angrily at Lezia]
21:32.31TyrazAnd my people have commited similiar sins.
21:32.39TyrazAlthough, not really sins.
21:32.40Verror_Vrio>>I am not the one being played for a fool! Do you not sse, Tyraz?<<
21:33.01IrskaadLezia - Oh this is a nightmare, this is only a nightmare...
21:33.08Tyraz>>You are the fool! I will hunt you down and finish you!<<
21:33.34AngazharI see Verror has turned his back on the Legion. No matter.
21:33.50TyrazAngazhar, take this. *gives Angazhar a long Zazane blade*
21:33.59IrskaadLezia - *Runs away to that Xhodocto Ship again*
21:34.07AngazharHmm....impressive.
21:34.37TyrazConstructed from solid Shidium. Pretty hard compared to other metals.
21:34.40Verror_Vrio>>What will they do when you are no longer of use?<<
21:34.57IrskaadLezia - *Flies the ship again, and presses a random button*
21:35.04AngazharI suppose Lezia wants out.
21:35.07Tyraz>>I play no part in this, it is my son's fate<<
21:35.16Tyraz*teleports Lezia back*
21:35.22TyrazI think she does.
21:35.31AngazharIf you want to go, why didn't you say so?
21:35.34IrskaadLezia - Angazhar, Stop! I want to go home!
21:35.42IrskaadLezia - I said it 1 Billion times!
21:35.44Verror_Vrio>>You son will die with you.<<
21:35.58Tyraz>>My son is immortal, you traitor!<<
21:36.10TyrazI didn't hear anything.
21:36.20AngazharAlright. Lets leave. I will take you back to Horehronie.
21:36.23IrskaadLezia - That's it!!! YOU'RE NOT TYRAZ!!!
21:36.34Verror_Vrio>>I wish to save you and your son! Can you not see?<<
21:36.45Angazhar[Facepalms] She's lost it.
21:37.08Tyraz>>You betrayed the Legion! My people do not like traitors!<<
21:37.21AngazharThe Legion?
21:37.36IrskaadLezia - JUST TAKE ME TO KIES!!! HE'LL KICK YOUR TAILS!
21:37.37Verror_Vrio>>I was never apart of any Legion.<<
21:37.55Tyraz>>Fine, Deatmarch, whatever it is called!<<
21:38.01AngazharTyraz, take Lezia's hand.
21:38.13IrskaadLezia - LET ME GO, NON-TYRAZ!
21:38.20Tyraz*grabs Lezia's hand*
21:38.29IrskaadLezia - *bites Tyraz*
21:38.43Verror_Vrio*Mind tortures Lezia- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4HJ1a1mnpw *
21:38.51TyrazLezia!! *pushes Lezia to the ground, his eyes pitch black*
21:38.54Angazhar[Picks up Lezia, chokes her]  WHAT IF I BITE YOU?!
21:39.11IrskaadLezia - JUST LET ME GO HOME!!!
21:39.12AngazharOh....must remain calm.
21:39.17AngazharFine.
21:39.22AngazharLet's go Tyraz.
21:39.24TyrazAngazhar, I will do it.
21:39.38Tyraz*begins to teleport Lezia*
21:39.52AngazharAlright then.
21:39.58Irskaad(She's Psychologically scarred now)
21:40.07Verror_Vrio>>Tyraz, you are no warrior you are a weak minded fool!<<
21:40.15Tyraz(Don't blame her)
21:40.38AngazharAre you sure you can get to Horehronie from here?
21:40.45Tyraz>>Silence, you irritating b*asterd! At least I don't betray my people or allies!!<<
21:41.03TyrazYeah, I can manage.
21:41.26Verror_Vrio>>I was never you ally and I am a one of a kind! I have no people!<<
21:41.29AngazharAlright, go. The Kamik'Khazurhal is within seconds of destroying you.
21:41.50Tyraz*dark energy begins to leak from his body* After all, I am an entity of darkness!! GRARR!!!! *teleports to Horehonie*
21:42.02Irskaad*Lezia Faints*
21:42.50Angazhar(Luc, have you played SCIV?)
21:43.00Tyraz(SCIV?)
21:43.07Angazhar(Soulcalibur IV)
21:43.18Tyraz(I played Soulcalibur 2)
21:43.34Angazhar(Oh. Have you heard Nightmare's voice from SC IV)
21:43.57Tyraz(No, I haven't. Can you provide a video?)
21:44.08IrskaadLezia - *Begins to wake up* Where... am I?
21:44.28TyrazYou, mortal, is on Horehonie!!
21:44.34Angazharhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl2f4Oy9630
21:44.51IrskaadLezia - Tyraz? *Many Kraw stare at Tyraz and Lezia*
21:45.19Angazhar(That is probably the closest possible representation of a Xhodocto's voice)
21:45.21Voniiv>>Tyraz, It is I Warmaster Voniiv!<<<
21:45.28TyrazWhy do you stare?! Is it out of fear?!
21:45.33Tyraz>>Who<<
21:45.44IrskaadLezia - Tyraz... What's wrong with you?
21:46.04Irskaad*Kraw begin to get scared*
21:46.18TyrazI do not suffer from mortal disease or illness! Not even death!! *plunges Firesword into ground*
21:46.33IrskaadLezia - Tyraz... What's wrong with you?
21:46.43Irskaad(What's going on with Tyraz?)
21:46.54Irskaad*Kraw begin to run away*
21:47.34Tyraz(his Descended energies are getting stronger due to the link)
21:47.36Voniiv>>One of the greatest warriors of the ULE<<
21:47.40Angazhar[Angazhar appears on Horehronie]
21:47.51TyrazNothing is wrong!! *roars*
21:47.53IrskaadLezia - *Lezia Runs away* KIEEEEEEEEEES!!!
21:48.13IrskaadKies - *Appears with a MGM Gun* Halt or be sucked into my vortexes.
21:48.51Tyraz*impales Kies with the Firesword*
21:48.58AngazharHmmm...
21:49.01IrskaadKies - AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
21:49.12TyrazDo not challenge me, pathetic mortal!! *twists Fireblade*
21:49.20Irskaad*Kies Dies*
21:49.30IrskaadLezia - *Cries Heavily*
21:49.30AngazharYou'd make a fair Xhodocto, Tyraz.
21:49.55Tyraz(nice voice)
21:50.18TyrazWhy do I care for such a pathetic mortal?!
21:50.41Voniiv>>Tyraz respond<<
21:50.51Angazhar[The link starts to snap Angazhar]
21:50.57IrskaadLezia - *Keeps Crying*
21:51.05Tyraz>>Pathetic mortal!! You shall burn in Hell<<
21:51.30Voniiv>>That is no way to talk to your future allies now is it?<<
21:51.52Angazhar[Wind picks up around Angazhar, his arms raise]
21:51.53TyrazYou shall be spared, only to suffer!! Your people shall burn under my sword, my wrath, MY RAGE!!!
21:51.57IrskaadLezia - *Keeps Crying, people are Leaving Yorg by the Millions*
21:52.22Tyraz>>ENOUGH!!! *mentally torments Voniiv<<
21:53.03Voniiv>>Is that support to be torment?<<
21:53.09Tyraz*Tyraz darkens the skies as he prepares to burn the area*
21:53.19Voniiv*suppost
21:53.34Irskaad*Lezia then wakes up, this was all her nightmare*
21:53.47Tyraz>>GRARR!!!!! *starts to crush his mind*<<
21:54.09Angazhar[Throws Lezia to the ground] You see what happens, when mortals interfere with something they cannot comprehend? It enrages the gods, the immortals. You were not meant for Tyraz, for Kezoreg...
21:54.22Voniiv>>You can't do that to me!<<
21:54.44IrskaadLezia - *Cries a lot*
21:55.02Voniiv>>Do you not see I just want to train under you? I am already a great warrior but I wish to become greater!<<
21:55.22TyrazGRARR!!! It is too late, Angazhar!! Kezoreg is within her!! After he is born, she shall suffer pain as her species die!!
21:55.48Tyraz>>If you want to train, ask Kamik'Khazurhal Draguros!!<<
21:55.58Angazhar[Angazhar lets a small smile pass his mouth]
21:56.13IrskaadLezia - Tyraz! STOP! *Stabs him with a knife*
21:56.32AngazharAngazhar - O___o
21:56.35TyrazNot even Umbrux, my old god, can stop me!! *grazes Lezia's arm with his claws*
21:56.51AngazharTYRAZ!!!
21:56.52AngazharPut. Her. Down.
21:56.56AngazharNow.
21:56.59Voniiv>>Very well! But a first I will see you!<< *Teleports to Tyraz*
21:57.10TyrazGet off me, disgusting mortal!! *raises his sword*
21:57.38Tyraz*swings the sword around to face Voniiv*
21:57.39IrskaadLezia - *Slashes Tyraz's head in 2*
21:57.50VoniivGreetings
21:57.53AngazharHoly FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
21:58.02Tyraz*Tyraz's head repairs in black flames* Disgusting mortall!!
21:58.15Tyraz*stabs Lezia's leg*
21:58.22IrskaadLezia - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
21:58.40Tyraz*pulls out the blade and slashes Voniiv's shoulder*
21:58.42IrskaadLezia - Just... Kill me...
21:58.47Angazhar[Angazhar cannot contain himself and starts laughing uncontrollably]
21:59.15TyrazNO!! YOU CARRY THE SON OF I, TYRAZ BREEK, THE ULTIMATE BEING!!!!
21:59.32IrskaadLezia - Kill me now... Please...
21:59.42VoniivO_O
21:59.49TyrazNO!!! *slashes Voniiv again*
22:00.06AngazharYou beg for death. You will not die.
22:00.07IrskaadLezia - Kill me... Someone... *A Kraw shoots her*
22:00.18AngazharOh. Well that sucks.
22:00.21IrskaadKraw - I answered your wish. ;D
22:00.27Voniivwhy do you attack an ally?
22:00.34Tyraz*rips Kraw to shreds before Descending Lezia*
22:00.35IrskaadKraw - Heh. *Runs*
22:00.36Angazhar(Bye)
22:00.48Voniiv(bye)
22:00.50Tyraz(cya)
22:00.54Irskaad(Bye)
22:01.10Irskaad(I have to go too. This is non-canon, right?)
22:01.26Voniiv(I hope)
22:01.30Tyraz(Well, I think it should be canon)
22:01.40Irskaad(I don't want Kies to die)
22:01.45Voniiv(okay)
22:01.51Tyraz(It'd provide explanation to the Five God's resurrection)
22:02.03Tyraz(Perhaps leave Kies alive)
22:02.16Irskaad(Allright, but Lezia would be in chaos.)
22:02.39Tyraz(Yeah, but so is Tyraz)
22:02.58Voniiv(Voniiv only wants to train hunder the best warriors in the universe so he can *maybe* take over the ULR)
22:02.58IrskaadLezia - Maybe this is what drives her to go to station Halcyon.
22:03.01Voniiv*ULE
22:03.11Irskaad(Bye!)
22:03.16Tyraz(cya!)
22:03.21Voniiv(bye)
22:03.43TyrazXho, can you make a blog about Tyraz's turn on mortals?
22:04.40TyrazKies would not have canonically died, but the rest will happen to resurrect the Five Gods.
22:05.34LotGJohnson?
22:05.59LotGlulz
22:06.06Facecatlulz
22:06.39LotGYou won't be surprised that this is Tyraz's current theme song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQTKe5-QpnA&NR=1
22:07.03LotGListen to the lyrics, not the video.
22:07.09FacecatOkay
22:07.43FacecatDo you want to make a fiction out of Tyraz's hunt for Verror Vrio? When the main fiction is done, that is.
22:08.28LotGYeah, sure. Perhaps when he begins the hunt, his physical apperance would've changed a bit.
22:09.03FacecatOkay
22:09.15LotGI am currently redesigning him.
22:09.35FacecatThis is Verror's theme http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUIWZjfIIWY
22:10.56LotGGotta go, past my bedtime.
22:11.01Facecatk bye

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