| 00:00.28 | Irskaad | I have to go, goodbye. |
| 00:00.44 | Irskaad | Hope to see you two tommorow in the afternoon. |
| 00:00.56 | Wormulus | bye! |
| 00:01.21 | Wormulus | @Morgoth: Are you there? |
| 00:01.47 | Wormulus | You don't edit anymore. :( |
| 00:02.56 | FalcoPunch | back |
| 00:03.20 | Wormulus | Back to the Summit? |
| 00:03.27 | FalcoPunch | Wormy, do you play any sports? |
| 00:03.30 | FalcoPunch | Nah. |
| 00:03.38 | FalcoPunch | Let's just talk. |
| 00:04.25 | Wormulus | I used to. I used to do Football, Taekwondo, Swimming etc |
| 00:04.59 | FalcoPunch | I thought it was Tai Kwon Do or something like that, |
| 00:05.10 | Wormulus | I now replace that time with gym and college (but its countryside management so I still get excersise from it, today I was learning to weild meta) |
| 00:05.30 | Wormulus | Nope, its Taekwondo |
| 00:05.32 | FalcoPunch | Football as in kick the ball into the goal? |
| 00:05.38 | Wormulus | Yes |
| 00:05.41 | FalcoPunch | Oh, well, I've never seen it written, I guess, |
| 00:05.56 | FalcoPunch | When I hear football, I think American football. |
| 00:06.10 | Wormulus | Weilding metal in fun (I think English football) |
| 00:06.41 | Wormulus | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHPgGnCk75E |
| 00:07.07 | FalcoPunch | I play basketball. |
| 00:07.16 | Wormulus | I like the game |
| 00:07.27 | Wormulus | I used to plsy rounders a lot |
| 00:07.33 | FalcoPunch | Rounders? |
| 00:08.06 | Wormulus | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rounders |
| 00:08.42 | Wormulus | Have you ever done ark welding? Strange question but its been in my mind today it was fun but difficult. |
| 00:08.59 | FalcoPunch | It looks like baseball. |
| 00:09.09 | FalcoPunch | No, I haven't. Never heard of it. |
| 00:09.17 | Wormulus | The Ark melted and got stuck to the metal |
| 00:09.27 | FalcoPunch | DEFINITELY baseball. |
| 00:09.53 | Wormulus | Basically, you get a high voltage, superheat a plasma rod and melt metal. A mask must be worn, or you will get painful ark eye |
| 00:10.04 | Wormulus | Rounders is not much like either |
| 00:10.13 | FalcoPunch | Oh, they roll the ball? |
| 00:10.24 | Wormulus | Its like Cricket |
| 00:11.01 | FalcoPunch | Ah. |
| 00:11.09 | Wormulus | I don't really remember the rules it was a long time ago. |
| 00:11.15 | FalcoPunch | Have you played American football? |
| 00:11.36 | Wormulus | No, we don't have it in my country. We habe rugby. |
| 00:11.52 | FalcoPunch | Rugby? |
| 00:11.59 | FalcoPunch | Don't do a link, I'll do it. |
| 00:12.01 | FalcoPunch | ;) |
| 00:12.39 | FalcoPunch | Jeez, didn't realize that there were so many sports so closely related. |
| 00:13.00 | Wormulus | yeah lol |
| 00:13.25 | Wormulus | Isn't welding arks pretty (just make sure if you ever see one to wear a visor!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1ibb4BTHpg&feature=channel |
| 00:14.03 | Wormulus | Like a lightsaber! |
| 00:14.21 | FalcoPunch | I would be interested, but he uses terms higher than my vocabulary =P |
| 00:14.36 | FalcoPunch | Sorry, I be selfish. |
| 00:14.47 | FalcoPunch | And I openly admit it... |
| 00:15.42 | Wormulus | I just like the bright blue green plasma melting metal into blobs of white hot stuff |
| 00:15.50 | FalcoPunch | Yeah. |
| 00:15.53 | Wormulus | all under my control |
| 00:16.18 | FalcoPunch | So..... my class is discussing fluid motion or something like that |
| 00:16.26 | FalcoPunch | fluid + pressure |
| 00:16.35 | FalcoPunch | + buoyancy |
| 00:16.47 | FalcoPunch | Fluid something... |
| 00:16.55 | Wormulus | Dod you lrearn about Brownian motion? |
| 00:17.02 | FalcoPunch | Nope. |
| 00:17.11 | FalcoPunch | Pascal's Principle, |
| 00:17.18 | FalcoPunch | Bernoulli's Principle... |
| 00:17.23 | FalcoPunch | and another one, I think. |
| 00:17.36 | FalcoPunch | I don't pay too much attention. |
| 00:17.58 | Wormulus | Oh yes, : (P1)(V1) = (P2)(V2) |
| 00:18.06 | FalcoPunch | Too many distractions. When I have a pen in my hand and a notebook on my desk, I don't write notes. |
| 00:18.21 | FalcoPunch | Don't know what formula. |
| 00:18.30 | FalcoPunch | Pressure = Force / Area |
| 00:18.46 | FalcoPunch | That's one we learned last week. |
| 00:19.47 | Wormulus | I've got a guge 2,500 letter assignment |
| 00:19.52 | Wormulus | :/ |
| 00:20.02 | FalcoPunch | WHOA |
| 00:20.16 | Wormulus | All about a biome I must pick. |
| 00:20.17 | FalcoPunch | That's horrible! |
| 00:20.24 | FalcoPunch | What be a biome? |
| 00:20.34 | Wormulus | Worse, I will have to do it over Christmas |
| 00:20.58 | Wormulus | A climate zone or ecosystem |
| 00:21.05 | FalcoPunch | Dang, that be evil. |
| 00:21.17 | Wormulus | Deserts, tropical rainforests etc are all biomes |
| 00:21.18 | FalcoPunch | Oh, that makes sense. Bio = Life, right? |
| 00:21.24 | Wormulus | Yep |
| 00:21.41 | Wormulus | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biome |
| 00:23.42 | FalcoPunch | I see. |
| 00:23.58 | FalcoPunch | So, you have to write about all different types of biomes? |
| 00:25.00 | Wormulus | No, I have to pick one biome, and then find out about its hydrological cycle, carbon cycle, phosphorous And more), weather, geology, plants, enviromental science and a heap of other subjects |
| 00:25.47 | Wormulus | Worse, my college closed (too much snow), meaning I may have to finish over Christmas. |
| 00:26.53 | Wormulus | How much snow have you got (assuuming you have)? |
| 00:27.32 | Wormulus | Its brought my country to a standstill. It vwas hell goinh home on the bus, which took an hour and a half when it should have been 20 mins. |
| 00:27.57 | FalcoPunch | Sorry, was watching a vid. |
| 00:28.09 | Wormulus | And it was crammed like a sardine tin, I had to stand squshed agaist the side. |
| 00:28.10 | FalcoPunch | We have a lot of snow really, but nothing big so far. |
| 00:28.37 | FalcoPunch | We're a the end of Autumn over here in da us. |
| 00:28.37 | Wormulus | Well its unusual to snow this deep in November where I live. |
| 00:28.42 | FalcoPunch | *US |
| 00:29.02 | FalcoPunch | Last year we had blizzards that piled up to like 4 1/2 ft. |
| 00:29.04 | Wormulus | brb |
| 00:29.07 | FalcoPunch | k |
| 00:41.31 | FalcoPunch | Gotta go! |
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| 02:16.24 | Facecat | ~Star wars |
| 02:16.24 | infobot | hmm... star wars is a mostly-cool trilogy followed by a mostly-lame prequel trilogy. the darkest sci-fi trilogy Jesse has ever seen. overrated |
| 02:16.44 | Facecat | ~Star Trek |
| 02:16.44 | infobot | somebody said star trek was a worthy 60's TV series considered the best science fiction series .. overrated |
| 02:16.56 | Facecat | ~Orion's Arm |
| 02:17.13 | Facecat | ~Battle Star galactica |
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| 10:05.03 | *** join/#sporewiki LotG (5f92788f@gateway/web/freenode/ip.95.146.120.143) |
| 10:05.08 | LotG | Hey. |
| 10:05.18 | Irskaad | Hello! =D |
| 10:05.46 | LotG | I should be at school, but its been snowing. |
| 10:06.09 | LotG | My dad refuses to drive to school unless the roads are gritted. |
| 10:06.16 | Irskaad | School shuts down just because it's snowing? |
| 10:06.35 | LotG | If the snow gets deep, yeah it shuts. |
| 10:06.46 | Irskaad | Ok. |
| 10:06.53 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hey Tyraz! |
| 10:07.02 | LotG | Tyraz - *yawns* |
| 10:07.13 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Pets Tyraz* |
| 10:07.29 | LotG | Tyraz - *Tyraz purrs* |
| 10:07.38 | Irskaad | Lezia - How are you? |
| 10:07.57 | LotG | Tyraz - *tired* I'm good, what about you? |
| 10:08.10 | Irskaad | Lezia - I am also good. =D |
| 10:08.38 | LotG | Tyraz - I had a good dream last night. |
| 10:08.50 | Irskaad | Lezia - Was it about the Vanguard? |
| 10:09.05 | LotG | Tyraz - Miles and miles of warriors, and I defeated every one of them. |
| 10:09.48 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hehehe... Nice dream. I dreamt I was talking to Emperor Wormy II about Friendship. |
| 10:10.15 | LotG | Tyraz - My step-brother Moxix duelled against him. |
| 10:10.33 | LotG | Tyraz - Of course, Wormulus won. |
| 10:10.33 | Irskaad | Lezia - Did he win?´ |
| 10:10.40 | Irskaad | Lezia - =) |
| 10:11.30 | LotG | Tyraz - Hopefully, Moxix can see what his little step-brother has become. |
| 10:12.01 | Irskaad | Lezia - I wish I could pet Moxix... I pet you, Xanatos, only Moxix is left. |
| 10:12.17 | LotG | Tyraz - Moxix is dead, killed by a Sylit. |
| 10:12.47 | LotG | Tyraz - The Sylit was Grand Admiral Dondrik, who has passed away. |
| 10:12.52 | Irskaad | Lezia - That's sad... *Thinks for a while* Can you take me to Zakaipods? |
| 10:13.27 | LotG | Tyraz - You'd have to die to get there, Lezia. |
| 10:13.54 | Irskaad | Lezia - Is there no other way? Like some sort of afterlife spaceship? |
| 10:14.25 | LotG | Tyraz - The heat of Zakaipods would burn your flesh, body, bones, organs, everything. Only the soul can go there. |
| 10:14.45 | Irskaad | Lezia - What does the soul have that the body does not? |
| 10:15.06 | LotG | Tyraz - The soul is the only thing that can resist the heat. |
| 10:15.19 | Irskaad | Lezia - Why? |
| 10:15.43 | LotG | Tyraz - Because the body has everything and needs everything, while the soul needs nothing. |
| 10:16.14 | Irskaad | Lezia - Confusing to say the- *Gets a phone call from an "Unknown" Number* |
| 10:16.35 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Answers it* Hello? |
| 10:16.39 | LotG | Tyraz - Hmm? |
| 10:17.07 | LotG | Umbrux - Mortal fool. |
| 10:17.11 | Irskaad | ??? - Lezia, It's me. Are you with Tyraz? If so, don't let him hear this conversation. |
| 10:17.25 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok... *Walks a bit away* |
| 10:17.32 | LotG | Umbrux - Tyraz, why do you hang out with mortals? |
| 10:17.51 | LotG | Tyraz - Face it, Umbrux, I got nothing else to do. |
| 10:18.17 | LotG | Tyraz - Lezia, who is on the phone? |
| 10:18.33 | Irskaad | ??? - Ok, I have to say, I knew it! I knew it! According to a Grimbolsaurian website, Kamik'Shi and Kkia'Sihm creating everything is just a theory! I knew it!!! |
| 10:18.39 | Irskaad | Lezia - Really? |
| 10:19.01 | LotG | Tyraz - Lezia, who is that? *walks over* |
| 10:19.06 | Irskaad | ??? - The Kraw Galaxy is obviously Godless! I knew it! |
| 10:19.12 | Irskaad | Lezia - It's nobody. |
| 10:19.24 | Irskaad | ??? - Gonna go. *Shuts off* |
| 10:19.36 | LotG | Tyraz - Don't make me read your mind, I hate doing that. |
| 10:20.03 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hehehe... Only umbrux can do that! =D |
| 10:20.37 | LotG | Umbrux - *Umbrux appears to Lezia behind Tyraz* |
| 10:20.53 | Irskaad | Lezia - <<Oh shoot!>> |
| 10:21.05 | LotG | Umbrux - Since you carry Kezoreg, you can see me. |
| 10:21.35 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok... |
| 10:21.46 | LotG | Umbrux - I know who that mortal was on the phone. |
| 10:22.23 | Irskaad | Lezia - <<Oh shoot!>> |
| 10:22.44 | LotG | Umbrux - I think you'd better tell Tyraz, mortal. |
| 10:23.22 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Nervous* ......................... ..................................... ................................ Tox was on the phone, please don't hurt him! |
| 10:23.34 | LotG | Tyraz - What did Tox say? |
| 10:24.04 | Irskaad | Lezia - That he was on vacation in Horehronie. *Lies* |
| 10:24.26 | LotG | Umbrux - Hmm..... |
| 10:24.40 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Nervous* |
| 10:25.23 | LotG | Umbrux - <<Lier, I will not tell Tyraz>> |
| 10:26.21 | Irskaad | Lezia - ................................................................ ........................................................................... Ok, I give up! He found out that Gods creating the Universe was just a theory! Blame the DCP, not him1 |
| 10:26.22 | Irskaad | ! |
| 10:27.07 | LotG | Tyraz - He'll believe whatever he wants to believe. His disrespectful nature is what I hate. |
| 10:27.44 | Irskaad | Lezia - Allright. |
| 10:28.15 | LotG | Tyraz - *yawns* |
| 10:28.27 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Pets Tyraz* |
| 10:29.11 | LotG | Umbrux - Why do you have the urge to pet him, mortal? |
| 10:29.41 | Irskaad | Lezia - Stop calling me mortal, Cutie! And I love Tyraz, that's why I pet him. |
| 10:30.26 | LotG | Umbrux - Cutie? I am not cute, I am a dark god! |
| 10:30.38 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yes you are, Umbrie! |
| 10:31.05 | Irskaad | Lezia - Say, can you let me see Zakaipods, please? |
| 10:31.28 | LotG | Umbrux - *surrounds Lezia in black smoke* |
| 10:31.41 | Irskaad | Lezia - Bye for now, Tyrie! |
| 10:31.53 | LotG | *Zakaipods appears to Lezia* |
| 10:32.08 | Irskaad | Lezia - Wow, how many are fighting? |
| 10:32.26 | LotG | Umbrux - The numbers are infinite, along with the destruction. |
| 10:32.35 | Irskaad | Lezia - Where is Moxix? |
| 10:33.03 | LotG | *Moxix appears to Lezia* |
| 10:33.16 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Reaches out and pets Moxix* |
| 10:33.28 | LotG | Moxix - Do not pet me, mortal. |
| 10:33.44 | Irskaad | Lezia - =D I'm Tyraz's wife! |
| 10:33.57 | LotG | Moxix - I am Tyraz's step-brother. |
| 10:34.08 | Irskaad | Lezia - How's your fighting? |
| 10:34.39 | LotG | Moxix - I have destroyed hundreds, I have been killed several times. |
| 10:35.01 | Irskaad | Lezia - Allright. Say, who killed you back in Real life? |
| 10:35.18 | LotG | Moxix - Grand Admiral Dondrik, that Sylit bastard! |
| 10:35.38 | Irskaad | Lezia - Do you wish you could have ruled the Zazane a bit longer? |
| 10:36.01 | LotG | Moxix - I was going to become Descended, but I was killed before it could happen. |
| 10:36.31 | Irskaad | Lezia - Poor you... Would you have married me if you were still alive? |
| 10:37.14 | LotG | Moxix - No, I would've married Demonhuntress Telfinne. |
| 10:37.41 | LotG | Moxix - Either that, or destroy her and her kind. |
| 10:38.37 | Irskaad | Lezia - You know her? |
| 10:39.06 | LotG | Moxix - Never met her, but I can feel her presence, as she is Descended. |
| 10:39.25 | Irskaad | Lezia - Do you know Zavrhos? |
| 10:39.46 | LotG | Moxix - All Zazane can feel the presence of all Descended beings. |
| 10:40.02 | LotG | Moxix - That is, all Zazane in Zakaipods. |
| 10:40.37 | Irskaad | Lezia - Do you ever get a break? |
| 10:41.17 | LotG | Moxix - If we rest, we die. |
| 10:41.57 | Irskaad | Lezia - Poor you... Well, bye! I hope to see you soon! Umbrux, can you show me your house? |
| 10:42.21 | LotG | Umbrux - I do not have a house, I exist in the centre of Zakaipods. |
| 10:42.33 | Irskaad | Lezia - Show me! =D |
| 10:43.09 | LotG | *Zeth, the centre of Zakaipods and most peaceful part, appears to Lezia* |
| 10:43.34 | LotG | Umbrux - No Zazane fight here. |
| 10:43.40 | Irskaad | Lezia - Wow. So, what do you do here when you're bored? |
| 10:44.06 | LotG | Umbrux - I watch the other parts of Zakaipods. |
| 10:44.21 | Irskaad | Lezia - Do you prefer anyone in particular? |
| 10:44.43 | LotG | Umbrux - Zagdala Breek, he has yet to be killed. |
| 10:45.02 | Irskaad | Lezia - You mean Tyraz's father? |
| 10:45.22 | LotG | Umbrux - Tyraz's most ancient ancestor. |
| 10:45.32 | Irskaad | Lezia - Show him to me. =D |
| 10:45.45 | LotG | *Zagdala appears to Lezia* |
| 10:45.57 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Pets Zagdala* |
| 10:46.22 | LotG | Zagdala - How dare you! |
| 10:46.44 | Irskaad | Lezia - Woah, calm down. How long have you been dead for? |
| 10:46.56 | LotG | Zagdala - I am not dead, I am dormant. |
| 10:47.25 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok... How many years ago have you died in real life? |
| 10:48.13 | LotG | Zagdala - If you mean how long have I been inactive, then many, many millennia. |
| 10:48.29 | Irskaad | Lezia - Millenia? Don't you mean Milleniums? |
| 10:48.53 | LotG | Zagdala - A millennium is a singular, millennia is a plural. |
| 10:49.19 | Irskaad | Lezia - Oh, sorry, my english is bad. =P |
| 10:49.30 | Irskaad | Lezia - How did you get the throne? |
| 10:50.12 | LotG | Zagdala - I chopped off my father's privates with a sword and de-throned him. |
| 10:50.36 | Irskaad | Lezia - So wait - There's an even older ancestor than you? |
| 10:50.55 | LotG | Zagdala - Yes, but I am so old that I cannot remember him clearly. |
| 10:51.19 | LotG | Zagdala - I only know that I sliced off his manlyhoods. |
| 10:51.23 | Irskaad | Lezia - Do you happen to know Commander Zavrhos? He's descended. |
| 10:51.45 | LotG | Zagdala - Zavrhos.....I know his presence. |
| 10:51.57 | Irskaad | Lezia - What do you think of him? |
| 10:52.22 | LotG | Zagdala - Not much, I do not know him. |
| 10:52.35 | LotG | Zagdala - Tell me, how is my current descendent? |
| 10:52.47 | Irskaad | Lezia - He's doing well! I'm, his wife. |
| 10:52.53 | Irskaad | I'm* |
| 10:53.11 | LotG | Zagdala - I see that you carry his spawn. |
| 10:53.24 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yeah, isn't he cute? |
| 10:53.35 | LotG | Zagdala - Hmm...... |
| 10:53.54 | LotG | Zagdala - He is not what I thought he would be. |
| 10:54.18 | Irskaad | Lezia - So he's an Asgord-Zazane mix? |
| 10:54.51 | LotG | Zagdala - No, not an Asgord-Zazane. |
| 10:55.03 | Irskaad | Lezia - Then what? |
| 10:55.08 | LotG | Zagdala - Something dark, something evil. |
| 10:56.25 | LotG | Zagdala - He will kill many beings. |
| 10:56.38 | Irskaad | Lezia - Allright, I will teach him to be nice then. |
| 10:56.55 | LotG | Zagdala - It is not in his nature to be nice. |
| 10:57.26 | Irskaad | Lezia - Oh well. Hey Umbrux, If Tox had died by you, would he wind up here? |
| 10:57.57 | LotG | Umbrux - No, his fate would be decided by other gods, not me. |
| 10:58.13 | Irskaad | Lezia - Oh, ok. What other gods? |
| 10:58.22 | Irskaad | Lezia - Nobody made the Terridans. |
| 10:58.43 | LotG | Umbrux - In that case, his soul will fade out of existence. |
| 10:59.34 | Irskaad | Lezia - Sylits say that Tahars can go to a Low or High realm. Doesn't that apply to the rest of the universe? |
| 11:00.08 | LotG | Umbrux - I would not know, as I am only in charge of what gets into Zakaipods. |
| 11:00.54 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok. But tell me, besides his "Foolishness", do you think he's an awesome and cute reality show winner? |
| 11:01.26 | LotG | Umbrux - No, I certainly do not. |
| 11:02.18 | Irskaad | Lezia - If you had been in that reality show, do you think you would win? XD |
| 11:03.01 | LotG | Umbrux - *the smoke and him disappear* |
| 11:03.11 | LotG | Tyraz - So, what was it like? |
| 11:04.04 | Irskaad | Lezia - There are many Zazane, and I pet Moxix and Zagdala, though Zagdala is kinda angry at that. Also, Zagdala had a father who was in the throne, so he isn't the oldest one there. |
| 11:04.45 | LotG | Tyraz - Of course he had a father, but Zagdala is the most ancient Zazane we have details about. |
| 11:05.37 | Irskaad | Lezia - Oh, ok. I'm surprised everyone there knows Zavvie and Kezzie. |
| 11:06.27 | LotG | Tyraz - What would you call Zagdala? As you call Zavrhos Zavvie and Kezoreg Kezzie. |
| 11:06.37 | Irskaad | Lezia - Zaggie. =D |
| 11:06.49 | LotG | Tyraz - And Moxix? |
| 11:06.56 | Irskaad | Lezia - Moxie. |
| 11:07.47 | Irskaad | Lezia - I forgot to ask Umbrux something... |
| 11:07.56 | LotG | Tyraz - What is it? |
| 11:08.13 | Irskaad | Lezia - I forgot to ask why he made the Zazane. |
| 11:08.41 | LotG | Umbrux - *appears behind Lezia* You will not understand, mortal. |
| 11:08.50 | Irskaad | Lezia - Why not? |
| 11:09.13 | LotG | Umbrux - The understanding of gods is unlike the understanding of mortals. |
| 11:09.25 | Irskaad | Lezia - Just try me, I will understand. |
| 11:10.02 | LotG | Umbrux - I created the Zazane for the sole purpose that they shall bring everything to an end. |
| 11:10.17 | Irskaad | Lezia - Even us? =( |
| 11:11.09 | LotG | Umbrux - They shall become gods, and even create their own subjects. |
| 11:11.13 | Irskaad | Lezia - But why would you want to end everything? |
| 11:12.36 | LotG | Umbrux - Because I want darkness to reign supreme over light, so I must destroy everything. The only way to do that is destroy light and kill Kamik'Shi, which I do not have enough power. |
| 11:13.33 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok. See? I understood! =D |
| 11:14.39 | LotG | Umbrux - But why do I desire for darkness to rule over light? Why must they be balanced? Why am I a god of darkness? |
| 11:15.00 | Irskaad | Lezia - Because you can't find anything cute? |
| 11:15.15 | LotG | Umbrux - Only I know the true answers to these questions. |
| 11:16.49 | LotG | Tyraz - Dragostea din Tei.... |
| 11:17.51 | LotG | Tyraz - You wouldn't know that. |
| 11:18.20 | Irskaad | Lezia - Umbrux, do you have a father? |
| 11:18.42 | LotG | Umbrux - Some say I could be related to Kamik'Shi. |
| 11:18.58 | Irskaad | Lezia - And who was Kamik'Shi's father? |
| 11:19.33 | LotG | Umbrux - That not even he knows. |
| 11:20.00 | Irskaad | Lezia - Poor him... So, bye! =D |
| 11:20.37 | LotG | Umbrux - *Umbrux vanishes* |
| 11:21.03 | LotG | Tyraz - *starts humming "Dragostea din Tei"* |
| 11:21.07 | Irskaad | Lezia - So, Tyraz, *Pets Tyraz* Do you find Umbrux cute? |
| 11:21.36 | LotG | Tyraz - Do I find Umbrux cute? Not really, horrifying, more like. |
| 11:22.41 | Irskaad | Lezia - How do you think Kezoreg is in there? |
| 11:23.29 | LotG | Tyraz - I think Kez is doing good. Only a few more weeks until he comes out as an egg, me thinks. |
| 11:23.46 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yep. I can't wait for him to Hatch! |
| 11:24.19 | LotG | Tyraz - *starts humming again* |
| 11:25.00 | LotG | Tyraz - Sorry, I heard an Earth song from the BNSC. |
| 11:25.25 | LotG | Tyraz - Apparently, it comes from a country called "Romania". |
| 11:25.33 | Irskaad | Lezia - Say, Kez is descended, if I die, he won't die, so how would he grow up? |
| 11:26.09 | LotG | Tyraz - Kez would have to bash his way out of your corpse. |
| 11:26.40 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok, and then who would take care of him? |
| 11:27.01 | LotG | Tyraz - I would. I'd teach him to become a warrior. |
| 11:27.18 | Irskaad | Lezia - Umbrux says he's going to be evil, so he needs me to teach him to be nice. |
| 11:27.46 | LotG | Tyraz - *sad* Fine.... |
| 11:28.01 | Irskaad | Lezia - What's wrong? |
| 11:28.34 | LotG | Tyraz - I thought we were gonna raise him to be a warrior, that involves killing. |
| 11:29.49 | Irskaad | Lezia - We have so diffrent cultures, tell you what - You teach him for 1 day, and I teach him for another day at a time. This way he'll be a nice and adorable warrior. |
| 11:30.04 | LotG | Tyraz - That works for me. |
| 11:30.41 | Irskaad | Lezia - When can Kezoreg begin to be taught these things? |
| 11:31.13 | LotG | Tyraz - Well, most Zazane children wield their first sword at 5 years old. |
| 11:31.36 | Irskaad | Lezia - I'll teach him to be nice until then. |
| 11:32.13 | LotG | Tyraz - Perhaps your training will teach him some honour. |
| 11:32.28 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok. |
| 11:32.52 | LotG | Tyraz - But wait, that'll mean he'll learn mercy. |
| 11:33.04 | Irskaad | Lezia - So? |
| 11:33.10 | Irskaad | Lezia - That's good! |
| 11:33.42 | LotG | Tyraz - Mercifullness means dishonour in my culture. |
| 11:34.08 | LotG | Tyraz - If you show mercy, you dishonour yourself and your foe. |
| 11:34.15 | Irskaad | Lezia - I am the mother, which means he'll be a FRA citizen. |
| 11:34.32 | Irskaad | Lezia - Dishonor is impossible in the FRA. |
| 11:35.20 | LotG | Tyraz - He will have his first battle at five years old, he'll need to be toughened up by then. |
| 11:35.41 | Irskaad | Lezia - First battle? |
| 11:36.25 | LotG | Tyraz - Yes, his first battle. It is like a qualifier. Only the loser is killed. |
| 11:36.47 | Irskaad | Lezia - What if he decides to stay in the FRA? |
| 11:37.31 | LotG | Tyraz - Then he will need to pay weekly visits to the FKA. I'm sure I can persuade Ko'han to let him go back to the FRA every once in a while. |
| 11:38.18 | Irskaad | Lezia - Aren't there any exceptions to the First battle? |
| 11:38.56 | LotG | Tyraz - Are you scared Kez will lose his first battle? |
| 11:39.37 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yep. That's why I want him to be a full FRA Citizen. That way he can enjoy his life without fear of death. |
| 11:40.01 | LotG | Tyraz - The only way to lose fear of death is to face death. |
| 11:40.03 | Irskaad | (Asgordians care a lot about their children's safety) |
| 11:40.11 | LotG | (I guessed!) |
| 11:40.50 | Irskaad | Lezia - In my schools, history is also taught. Maybe he'll learn about war then. |
| 11:41.05 | LotG | Tyraz - But do not forget, Lezia, Kez is immortal, he will surely win his first battle. |
| 11:41.39 | LotG | Tyraz - And I have showed you the Zazane museum, filled with artefacts of war. |
| 11:42.01 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yeah! I forgot! But why does he need to win a battle anyways? |
| 11:42.32 | LotG | Tyraz - He can still lose a battle by being overpowered, but cannot be killed. |
| 11:44.11 | Irskaad | Lezia - So, do you think kezzie will be ok? |
| 11:44.30 | LotG | Tyraz - Depends if he wins his first battle or not. |
| 11:44.46 | LotG | Tyraz - If he loses, he will become a full FRA citizen. |
| 11:44.51 | Irskaad | Lezia - Why does he need to win that? Can't be bypass it? =D |
| 11:45.27 | LotG | Tyraz - He needs to win otherwise I will disown him, as if he has died. |
| 11:45.45 | Irskaad | Lezia - Disown him? Why? |
| 11:46.24 | LotG | Tyraz - Any Zazane who cannot pass the first battle is killed. In Kez's case, disowned. He would become a full FRA citizen. |
| 11:47.18 | Irskaad | Lezia - <<Yay!>> When he's 5 maybe he can make the choice. Stay a FRA Citizen or a Zazane Citizen. |
| 11:47.45 | LotG | I am hoping for him to be mixed-cultured. |
| 11:47.49 | LotG | Tyraz* |
| 11:48.10 | LotG | Tyraz - I am hoping for him to be mixed-cultured. |
| 11:48.13 | Irskaad | Lezia - Allright. |
| 11:49.04 | LotG | Tyraz - If he wins that battle, I will raise him further to become a powerful warrior who will overthrow gods and destroy light!! |
| 11:49.21 | LotG | (Tyraz expects much from his son) |
| 11:49.42 | Irskaad | Lezia - If he loses, I'll raise him to be the Greatest Asgord Diplomat whoever lived! |
| 11:50.34 | LotG | Tyraz - Either way, he will become great. If he becomes a warrior, he might kill the Xhodocto. |
| 11:50.46 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yay! |
| 11:51.43 | LotG | Tyraz - That is if he becomes a warrior. |
| 11:52.11 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hmmm... It's Kezzie's choice. |
| 11:54.09 | LotG | (gotta have breakfast, be back in a bit) |
| 11:54.20 | Irskaad | (Ok, see you.) |
| 12:12.30 | LotG | (back) |
| 12:12.40 | Irskaad | (Hello again.) |
| 12:12.53 | Irskaad | Lezia - I wonder what Kezzie's thinking... |
| 12:13.36 | LotG | Kezzia - <<Numa, numa iei, numa numa iei, numa numa numa iei...>> |
| 12:13.43 | LotG | Kezoreg* |
| 12:14.09 | Irskaad | Lezia - Can you read his thoughts? |
| 12:14.38 | LotG | Tyraz - Yeah, but they are kinda jumbled. |
| 12:14.57 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok. What do you make of what he's thinking? |
| 12:15.44 | LotG | Tyraz - I dunno. He is a baby, after all. |
| 12:16.00 | Irskaad | Lezia - Awwww I can't wait for him to hatch. |
| 12:17.12 | LotG | Tyraz - Same here. He's gonna be a brilliant warrior! |
| 12:17.39 | Irskaad | Lezia - He's going to be so cute... and nice. |
| 12:18.26 | LotG | Tyraz - He's going to be incredibly charming... and powerful. |
| 12:18.42 | Irskaad | Lezia - What do you think he'll look like? |
| 12:19.15 | LotG | Tyraz - Maybe a Zazane with a slightly yellowish tint to his skin. What do you think he'll look like? |
| 12:19.35 | Irskaad | Lezia - He'll look like you only cuter and with cuter horns. |
| 12:19.57 | LotG | Tyraz - There is nothing wrong with my horns, is there? |
| 12:20.14 | Irskaad | Lezia - Nope. They're so cute! |
| 12:20.42 | Irskaad | Lezia - Can Kezoreg go to FRA Schools in the future? |
| 12:21.07 | LotG | Tyraz - On weekdays, on weekends he'll come to warrior schools. |
| 12:21.31 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yay! That is a great idea! |
| 12:22.11 | LotG | Tyraz - What do you think Kies will think? |
| 12:23.10 | Irskaad | Lezia - He'll learn KUL, Asgordian, Math, Astronomy, Geography, Physics, Biology, that's what we learn. Oh, and Kies will be surprised, I think. |
| 12:24.12 | LotG | Tyraz - In Zazane schools, he learn history, martial arts, Zazanish, biology and physics. |
| 12:24.38 | Irskaad | Lezia - Is Zazanish hard? |
| 12:24.57 | LotG | Tyraz - For most, yes. But not to Zazane. |
| 12:25.19 | Irskaad | Lezia - And what Martial Arts do you learn? |
| 12:25.28 | LotG | Tyraz - Zu Kai Po. |
| 12:25.47 | Irskaad | Lezia - Show me. |
| 12:27.02 | LotG | Tyraz - *Tyraz swings his tail in a circle before standing on his toes, his claws pointing downwards. He then slashes downwards and and his tail jabs forward like a snake* |
| 12:27.25 | LotG | Tyraz - You make your body match the movements of other things. |
| 12:27.50 | Irskaad | Lezia - Wow. We grade our students through exams, and you need 10/20 at least to pass. |
| 12:29.00 | LotG | Tyraz - Our exams involve fighting in our finest armour and with at least two weapons, a sword and a knife. The winner becomes a warrior, the loser dies. |
| 12:29.18 | Irskaad | Lezia - That is so cruel! |
| 12:29.57 | LotG | Tyraz - Our culture revolves around honour and death. Those who die in battle are remembered. |
| 12:30.15 | Irskaad | Lezia - How isn't your population declining? |
| 12:30.28 | LotG | Tyraz - Constant breeding and cloning. |
| 12:30.57 | LotG | Tyraz - But we do not clone our dead like you do. |
| 12:31.06 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok. Do Zazane learn the same Physics and Biology as we do? |
| 12:32.04 | LotG | Tyraz - In physics, we learn about energy. In biology, we learn about the weak spots of different beings. |
| 12:32.52 | Irskaad | Lezia - Odd, our physics are logical physics (Atheist physics) and our biology is studying the diffrent races of our universe. |
| 12:33.14 | LotG | Tyraz - Do you learn about Zazane in your biology? |
| 12:34.14 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yeah. My friend's son says that he learned that Zazane are cute beings who are very cruel and respect honor above all. He also said that it took 2 hours to explain everyone what honor was. |
| 12:35.00 | LotG | Tyraz - That is worth the time. |
| 12:35.29 | Irskaad | Lezia - Does your Race learn about us? |
| 12:36.36 | LotG | Tyraz - Yeah, we learn about your kind. We know what your weak spot is. |
| 12:36.56 | Irskaad | Lezia - Which one? |
| 12:37.29 | LotG | Tyraz - Well, not so much as physical. More like emotional. |
| 12:38.28 | Irskaad | Lezia - Allright. |
| 12:38.47 | LotG | Tyraz - *tickles Lezia under her arms* |
| 12:39.15 | Irskaad | Lezia - Stop! I'm ticklish! =D |
| 12:39.34 | LotG | Tyraz - Thats one weak spot. |
| 12:39.53 | LotG | Tyraz - *keeps tickling* |
| 12:39.55 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Tries to ticke Tyraz* |
| 12:40.21 | LotG | Tyraz - Ha! *starts laughing* |
| 12:40.41 | Irskaad | Lezia - What else do they say about us? |
| 12:41.22 | LotG | Tyraz - They say you are not easily upset. That can easily be taken advantage of. |
| 12:41.30 | Irskaad | Lezia - How? |
| 12:42.08 | LotG | Tyraz - You can get too happy, which puts down your guard. |
| 12:42.26 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hehehe... What else? |
| 12:44.01 | LotG | Tyraz - I don't know why, but some guy said that if the spot above your chest is squeezed enough, you fall asleep. |
| 12:44.24 | LotG | Tyraz - I dunno why he said it. |
| 12:44.27 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hehehehe... Never happened to us. |
| 12:45.05 | LotG | Tyraz - *walks behind Lezia and hugs her, squeezing the spot above her chest* |
| 12:45.19 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hehehe... =D |
| 12:45.44 | LotG | Tyraz - Guess its not true. |
| 12:46.13 | Irskaad | Lezia - What do the students say about you and me? |
| 12:47.01 | LotG | Tyraz - They say nothing, as they are brought up to respect others. |
| 12:47.48 | Irskaad | Lezia - Allright. Do they talk about Iteok there? |
| 12:48.15 | LotG | Tyraz - Rhey don't say anything pleasant about them, that's for sure. |
| 12:48.21 | LotG | they* |
| 12:48.37 | Irskaad | Lezia - What do they learn about them? |
| 12:49.14 | LotG | Tyraz - Well, we know that Iteok have got a weak spot on their torso. |
| 12:49.30 | Irskaad | Lezia - Why is that? |
| 12:50.19 | LotG | Tyraz - Jab a sword through the spot just underneath their chest, they can easily die of blood loss. |
| 12:50.50 | Irskaad | Lezia - Poor things... Do they talk about their odd limb placement? |
| 12:51.55 | LotG | Tyraz - We try not to make fun of that. |
| 12:52.07 | LotG | Tyraz - I think its cute. |
| 12:52.35 | Irskaad | (Lunch time, see you in 15 mins.) Lezia - You know, Iteok think their arms are rightly placed and that everyone's wrong! |
| 12:53.15 | LotG | (cya) |
| 12:53.34 | LotG | Tyraz - Well, too them, their arms are rightly placed. |
| 13:01.59 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yeah, it's funny how they think everyone else's arms are wrongly placed. |
| 13:02.54 | LotG | Tyraz - Well, thats evolution for you. |
| 13:03.33 | Irskaad | Lezia - =P Can you take me to the Zazane public and ask them about what they think of the Iteok? |
| 13:03.47 | LotG | Tyraz - I suppose..... |
| 13:03.59 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yay! |
| 13:04.33 | LotG | *they go to a Zazane dining room* |
| 13:04.55 | LotG | Tyraz - Subjects, what do you think of the Iteok Khereg?! |
| 13:05.13 | Irskaad | Lezia - <<It begins... XD>> |
| 13:05.22 | LotG | Zazane Citizen - Dirty fools with no honour! |
| 13:05.34 | LotG | Zazane Warrior - Dishonourable idiots! |
| 13:05.53 | Irskaad | Lezia - What do you think of their limb placement? |
| 13:06.06 | LotG | *The room falls silent* |
| 13:06.22 | Irskaad | Lezia - What happened? |
| 13:06.24 | LotG | Tyaz - They dn't like to talk about the limb placement thing. |
| 13:06.29 | LotG | don't* |
| 13:06.49 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok. What do you think of Khazhural *Giggles* Zavrhos |
| 13:06.51 | Irskaad | ? |
| 13:07.05 | LotG | Zazane Enforcer - He is no leader! |
| 13:07.17 | LotG | Zazane Citizen - Dishonourable fool! |
| 13:07.23 | Irskaad | Lezia - The leader is Toragh 9. |
| 13:07.53 | LotG | Zazane Warrior - The Iteok are all the same! Ignorant and dirty! |
| 13:08.07 | Irskaad | Lezia - What would you do to an Iteok if he was right here, right now? |
| 13:08.07 | LotG | Zazane Enfocer - Agreed! |
| 13:08.26 | LotG | Zazane Citizen - Rip off his limbs and eat his arms! |
| 13:09.02 | LotG | Zazane Warrior - Put him on a spike! |
| 13:09.36 | LotG | Tyraz - Rip his face open!!..... oops. |
| 13:09.43 | Irskaad | Lezia - =P |
| 13:10.11 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Throws an Iteok flag into the crowd* |
| 13:10.33 | LotG | *Zazane tear and bite the flag until nothing is left of it* |
| 13:10.49 | Irskaad | Lezia - They are serious! |
| 13:11.15 | LotG | Zazane Enforcer - I say down with the Iteok Khereg! |
| 13:11.38 | LotG | Tyraz - Watch it, Yongdi! |
| 13:12.04 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Whispers* Say, do they know about the 20 colonies in Ottzello? |
| 13:12.23 | LotG | Tyraz - *whispers* 20 Iteok colonies? |
| 13:12.49 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Whispers* Yeah, they took them from the Kralgon. |
| 13:13.22 | LotG | Tyraz - My subjects, there are 20 Iteok colonies in Ottzello!! What do you think?! |
| 13:13.35 | LotG | Zazane Enforcer - Down with them!! |
| 13:13.52 | LotG | Zazane Warrior - Burn them in the fiery depths of hell! |
| 13:14.15 | LotG | Zazane Citizen - I spit on them! Down with the Khereg!! |
| 13:14.17 | Irskaad | Lezia - Can Iteok go to Zakaipods if they are killed by Zazane? |
| 13:14.33 | LotG | Tyraz - No, Umbrux would not allow it. |
| 13:15.09 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok. What do you guys think of Harkrhos 7? |
| 13:15.30 | LotG | Zazane Enforcer - Off with his little head! |
| 13:15.44 | LotG | Zazane Warrior - Eat his flesh and burn his organs! |
| 13:15.59 | LotG | Zazane Citizen - Put him on a spike! |
| 13:16.03 | Irskaad | Lezia - He's just a Baby... |
| 13:16.23 | LotG | Zazane Guard - The son of the heir to the Khereg throne! |
| 13:16.44 | LotG | Zazane Chef - Chop him in two! |
| 13:16.44 | Irskaad | Lezia - True. |
| 13:17.17 | LotG | Tyraz - What do you think of Kezoreg?! |
| 13:17.33 | LotG | Zazane Enforcer - May he bring death to the Khereg! |
| 13:17.48 | LotG | Zazane Citizen - May he become a god! |
| 13:18.07 | LotG | Zazane Warrior - He shall lead us to Descension! |
| 13:18.11 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yay! I have the Child inside me! |
| 13:18.33 | LotG | Zazane Enforcer - The carrier of a demigod! |
| 13:18.52 | LotG | *Zazane cheer* |
| 13:19.21 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yay! I'm popular! What would you say if I taught him to be nice? |
| 13:19.34 | LotG | *Zazane stop cheering* |
| 13:19.46 | Irskaad | Lezia - Huh? |
| 13:19.53 | LotG | Zazane Enforcer - Niceness leads to mercy! |
| 13:20.06 | LotG | Zazane Citizen - War is not nice! |
| 13:20.21 | Irskaad | Lezia - My culture is all about Niceness. |
| 13:20.42 | LotG | Zazane Warrior - Our culture is about respect, honour, combat and bloodshed! |
| 13:21.58 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok. What do you want Kezoreg to grow up as? A Diplomat or a Omnicidal Being? |
| 13:22.38 | LotG | Zazane Crowd - Omnicidal being! Killer of gods! All hail Kezoreg!! |
| 13:23.21 | Irskaad | Lezia - Wow... They mean it... But if he grows up to be an Omnicidal being, then he'll be so distant from me... |
| 13:23.37 | LotG | Tyraz - Then why not adopt our culture? |
| 13:24.05 | Irskaad | Lezia - I can't, I'm the official Diplomat of the FRA. |
| 13:24.37 | LotG | Tyraz - Then can't Helenia adopt our culture? |
| 13:24.55 | Irskaad | Lezia - She doesn't want to. |
| 13:25.36 | LotG | Zazane Warrior - Adopt our culture! |
| 13:25.48 | LotG | Zazane Enforcer - Become warmongers! |
| 13:26.06 | LotG | Zazane Citizen - Rage war on your foes! |
| 13:26.11 | Irskaad | Lezia - The FRA doesn't want to, they love peace and diplomacy. |
| 13:26.44 | LotG | Zazane Guard - Adopt the culture of war! |
| 13:26.57 | LotG | Zazane Chef - Learn the art of bloodshed! |
| 13:27.13 | LotG | Zazane Crowd - War! War! War! War! War! |
| 13:27.17 | Irskaad | Lezia - Helenia is the boss around my empire, not me. |
| 13:27.45 | LotG | Zazane Guard - Then get her here! |
| 13:28.00 | Irskaad | Lezia - Uhhhh... She is a shy person, maybe you folks can see her? |
| 13:28.01 | LotG | Zazane Assassin - Get her over here! |
| 13:28.24 | LotG | Zazane Hunter - To the Asgord! |
| 13:28.45 | LotG | Zazane Brawler - If she won't see us, we'll see her! |
| 13:28.57 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Goes to her ship, she waits for the public* |
| 13:29.10 | LotG | *Crowd enters her ship* |
| 13:29.44 | Irskaad | Lezia - *She flies to Vatelia, FRA* This is Vatelia, our new Homeworld. |
| 13:30.08 | LotG | Zazane Crowd - Helenia! Helenia! Helenia! Helenia! |
| 13:30.45 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok, follow me... Hey, this is the Heli'telvin, a famous monument of ours. |
| 13:31.12 | LotG | Tyraz - What does it represent? |
| 13:31.29 | Irskaad | Lezia - Unity and Peace. |
| 13:31.58 | LotG | *Zazane crowd roar as they approached Helenia's reside* |
| 13:32.34 | Irskaad | Lezia - *The Public comes across a red light for people* We can't cross the road, there's a red light, just wait. |
| 13:33.10 | LotG | Zazane Guard - *walks across road, his heavy armour making him slow* |
| 13:33.24 | Irskaad | Lezia - You'll get run over, wait! |
| 13:33.44 | LotG | Tyraz - You seen his armour?! I'm more worried about the cars! |
| 13:34.23 | LotG | Zazane Guard - *a car smacks into his armour, although he is unharmed* |
| 13:34.33 | Irskaad | Driver - *Stops when he sees the Zazane* Please, hurry before my signal goes red. |
| 13:34.34 | LotG | Zazane Guard - Hmm? |
| 13:35.01 | LotG | Zazane Guard - *runs across the road* |
| 13:35.40 | LotG | Tyraz - How long until the light changes? |
| 13:35.44 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Driver continues his travel, Light goes green, people can now walk* Come on! |
| 13:36.03 | LotG | *Zazane crowd roar as they cross* |
| 13:36.14 | Irskaad | Driver 2 - Odd Race... |
| 13:36.49 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Arrives at the Palace's door* Yeah, before I let you in, I must warn you - DO NOT KILL HER! |
| 13:37.08 | LotG | Zazane Assassin - Damn! |
| 13:37.20 | LotG | *Zazane Assassins leave* |
| 13:37.44 | LotG | Zazane Guard - They are sensitive. |
| 13:37.49 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Opens door, a clerk is waiting for them* |
| 13:38.05 | Irskaad | Clerk - Yes, how may I help you? Do you want FRA Citizenship? |
| 13:38.16 | LotG | *Zazane crowd roar* |
| 13:38.40 | LotG | Tyraz - These guys want you guys to join the Zazane Empire. |
| 13:38.59 | Irskaad | Clerk - I'm sorry, we can't do that according to Kraw Galaxy Laws. |
| 13:39.41 | LotG | Zazane Guard - *walks up to clerk* Let us see Empress Helenia! |
| 13:39.59 | Irskaad | Clerk - You'll need to wait. Take a ticket, and wait. |
| 13:40.18 | Irskaad | *Current Number is 406, Ticket says 419* |
| 13:40.33 | LotG | *Zazane crowd all take a ticket* |
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| 13:40.56 | Irskaad | Lezia - And then now you have to wait. |
| 13:41.29 | LotG | Tyraz - You know, I forgot to mention these guys like flower arranging. |
| 13:41.54 | Irskaad | Clerk - We are in no need for those services currently, Cuties. |
| 13:42.51 | LotG | Zazane Brawler - Leader, please, spare us that embarassment. |
| 13:43.04 | LotG | Tyraz - Sorry, Tuchoki. |
| 13:43.44 | LotG | Zazane Guard - *starts whistling horribly* |
| 13:43.52 | Irskaad | *Video about the FRA Plays in the Background* Clerk - Number 409, Helenia is waiting for you. |
| 13:44.12 | Irskaad | Video - Beautiful, Amazing, Incredible. FRA, The Asgord Empire of choice. |
| 13:44.43 | LotG | Zazane Hunter - Who's number 409? |
| 13:44.58 | Irskaad | Lezia - That woman. *Points at Asgordian Woman* |
| 13:45.27 | LotG | Zazane Hunter - Agh, Zazane don't wait in combat. |
| 13:45.43 | Irskaad | Lezia - Our Empire, our Laws. |
| 13:46.22 | LotG | Zazane Brawler - *sees some flowers* Ooh, they look like they need some perking up. |
| 13:46.26 | Irskaad | *Video about the FKA begins to play in the Background* Clerk - Number 413, Helenia is waiting for you. |
| 13:46.54 | Irskaad | Video - Tired of Lack of security and afraid of being destroyed? |
| 13:47.13 | LotG | *Zazane crowd look at FKA video* |
| 13:47.46 | Irskaad | Video - Tired of Helenia's Horrible Government that prevents Armies from ever existing? |
| 13:47.56 | LotG | Zazane Brawler - Yeah. |
| 13:48.25 | LotG | Tyraz - *Tyraz raises an eyebrow* |
| 13:48.31 | Irskaad | Video - Then, there is a way out. Ko'han waits for you in the Fed. Kh. of the Asgord! |
| 13:49.05 | Irskaad | Video - Join our Army, we won't hurt you, in fact, it's beneficial, high pays and |
| 13:49.17 | Irskaad | good wellcare are abundant here! |
| 13:49.43 | LotG | Zazane Guard - Is Ko'han immortal? |
| 13:49.49 | Irskaad | Lezia - No. |
| 13:50.17 | LotG | Zazane Warrior - Tyraz could make him immortal. |
| 13:50.38 | Irskaad | Lezia - Cool. |
| 13:51.09 | LotG | Tyraz - Please, Rinkol. Stop showing me up. |
| 13:51.24 | Irskaad | Video - And we guarantee you will live beyond 95! If not, your kids will get paid 1.3 times more! The FKA is truly the Empire of Choice. |
| 13:51.38 | LotG | Zazane Warrior - Sorry, leader. |
| 13:52.15 | LotG | Tyraz - Hey, Lezia, why don't you like the FKA? |
| 13:52.22 | Irskaad | Video - Join us and become Part of a future nember of the Onuris Alliance! For glory! *Video Ends* |
| 13:52.28 | Irskaad | Lezia - They are too cruel. |
| 13:52.46 | Irskaad | Clerk - Number 417, Helenia's waiting for you. |
| 13:53.33 | LotG | *Skar enters room* |
| 13:53.40 | LotG | [[Captain:Skar]] |
| 13:53.40 | morgothBotPy | LotG meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Skar |
| 13:53.48 | Irskaad | Lezia - Oh no, it's him. |
| 13:53.57 | LotG | Skar - *cocks gun* |
| 13:54.04 | LotG | Tyraz - Hmm...... |
| 13:54.28 | LotG | Skar - Hey, clerk, what's the current number? |
| 13:54.51 | Irskaad | Clerk - 417. Why? |
| 13:55.10 | LotG | Skar - Who's 417? |
| 13:55.29 | LotG | Tyraz - Skar, don't. |
| 13:55.31 | Irskaad | Clerk - A man who's now speaking to Helenia. |
| 13:55.54 | LotG | Skar - Wrong answer! *raises his gun* |
| 13:56.13 | LotG | Tyraz - Skar, don't do it! |
| 13:56.31 | LotG | Skar - I'll ask again, who's 417? |
| 13:56.51 | Irskaad | Clerk - We don't get names!!! |
| 13:57.03 | Irskaad | *Lezia grabs Skar* STOP! |
| 13:57.39 | LotG | Skar - Haha, Asgordian, it's true! You're preggers! |
| 13:57.55 | Irskaad | Lezia - I'm what? |
| 13:57.57 | LotG | *Solothy gangsters enter room* |
| 13:58.21 | LotG | Skar - Preggers. Its cool term for pregnant, mate! |
| 13:58.35 | Irskaad | Lezia - Get out of our Empire! |
| 13:58.50 | LotG | Solothy Gangster - You need help, Don Skar? |
| 13:59.18 | LotG | Skar - Fine, Asgordian! |
| 13:59.41 | LotG | *Skar and his group leave the building and shoot up the streets* |
| 13:59.53 | Irskaad | Clerk - Number 418, Helenia's Waiting for you. |
| 14:00.43 | LotG | Zazane Headhunter - The tension is killing me! |
| 14:00.56 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hang on, guys... |
| 14:01.33 | LotG | *Two Zazane start fist-fighting* |
| 14:01.42 | Irskaad | Clerk - Number 419, Helenia's Waiting for you all. |
| 14:01.54 | LotG | Zazane Crowd - Yes!! |
| 14:02.04 | Irskaad | Lezia - *They come to Helenia's room* |
| 14:02.14 | Irskaad | Helenia - Hello, welcome to the FRA. |
| 14:02.53 | LotG | Tyraz - Listen, long story short, my people want your people to join my people. |
| 14:03.39 | LotG | Zazane Headhunter - Please, join our mighty empire! |
| 14:04.04 | Irskaad | Helenia - *Sigh* *Walks to her book shelf, grabs a book that says "Basic Kraw Galaxy Laws"* Chapter 2, Point 10 - Every Empire has a right to be independent. |
| 14:04.27 | LotG | Zazane Warrior - Come on! For Mistress Lezia's sake! |
| 14:04.41 | Irskaad | Helenia - We can't. That's final. |
| 14:05.30 | LotG | Zazane Guard - Are you currently aware that a Zazane gangster called Skar, also a Zazane exile, is shooting up the street with a gang of Solothy? |
| 14:05.47 | Irskaad | Helenia - We have our Police to take care of that. |
| 14:06.39 | LotG | Zazane Swordsman - Please join our empire! For Mistress Lezia and Master Kezoreg's sake! |
| 14:07.26 | Irskaad | Helenia - We cannot. The Kraw would automatically destroy you for breaking our Laws. |
| 14:08.49 | LotG | Zazane Headhunter - Fine! We'll make you! |
| 14:09.04 | Irskaad | Helenia - Say what? |
| 14:09.05 | LotG | Tyraz - *Tyraz kills Headhunter by snapping his neck* |
| 14:09.30 | Irskaad | Lezia - She doesn't want to, I told you. |
| 14:09.30 | LotG | Tyraz - Flipping idiot. |
| 14:09.46 | LotG | Tyraz - Can't trust headhunters. |
| 14:10.25 | LotG | Tyraz - And my people understand. *turns to Zazane crowd* If not, I'll make them understand! |
| 14:11.23 | Irskaad | *Lezia and Helenia are happy* |
| 14:11.53 | LotG | Zazane Guard - Damn! Little Kezoreg is gonna spend little time with his father. |
| 14:12.56 | LotG | Tyraz - *grabs hold of the guard's neck* |
| 14:13.12 | Irskaad | Helenia - Why are you guys so cruel to each other??? |
| 14:13.25 | LotG | Tyraz - It's an honour and respect thing. |
| 14:13.39 | LotG | Tyraz - Now, do you want me to snao |
| 14:13.50 | LotG | snap him* |
| 14:14.03 | LotG | Tyraz - You want me to snap him? |
| 14:14.04 | Irskaad | Helenia - No! |
| 14:14.11 | LotG | Tyraz - Why? |
| 14:14.26 | LotG | Tyraz - Why are you so merciful? |
| 14:14.41 | Irskaad | Helenia - *Opens Basic Kraw Galaxy Laws book* Chapter 1 Point 5 - Everyone deserves to live. Murder is forbidden. |
| 14:15.04 | Irskaad | Helenia - Iteok are the worst offenders of this law. |
| 14:15.41 | LotG | Tyraz - Your laws are not that old, while the Zazane rituals and culture is ages old. |
| 14:16.06 | Irskaad | Helenia - We only met you 1 Year ago... |
| 14:16.26 | LotG | Tyraz - What if I told you I was already, killed by my god? |
| 14:16.42 | LotG | already dead* |
| 14:16.49 | Irskaad | *Helenia starts laughing* |
| 14:17.05 | LotG | Tyraz - Lezia, you've seen Umbrux. |
| 14:17.30 | Irskaad | Lezia - He looks like a Xhoddie only far nicer. |
| 14:17.37 | Irskaad | Helenia - I saw the Video. |
| 14:18.21 | LotG | Tyraz - Lezia, take my sword and pass it through my chest. |
| 14:18.37 | Irskaad | Lezia - Uhhh... Ok. *Stabs Tyraz* |
| 14:18.54 | Irskaad | Helenia - *Sigh* Odd cultures... |
| 14:18.58 | LotG | Tyraz - I am already dead, Helenia! |
| 14:19.27 | LotG | Tyraz - Now do you believe me? |
| 14:20.01 | Irskaad | Helenia - Allright. I believe you. But still, we're in the Kraw Galaxy, and this Galaxy has awesome laws we must all follow. |
| 14:20.28 | LotG | Tyraz - Do you ever get tired of those laws? |
| 14:20.55 | Irskaad | Helenia - Of course not! Iteok do, however. |
| 14:21.31 | LotG | Tyraz - So you like being restricted to a whole bunch of rules made by an empire that isn't even related to you? |
| 14:21.42 | Irskaad | Helenia - Yep! |
| 14:22.13 | LotG | Tyraz - Don't you want to break free? |
| 14:22.31 | Irskaad | Helenia - Nope. |
| 14:23.40 | LotG | Zazane Crowd - Don't you want to break free? Break free from their lies? Don't you want to break free? |
| 14:23.54 | Irskaad | Helenia - No. =D |
| 14:24.52 | LotG | Zazane Crowd - The Kraw Galaxy are so self-satisfied they don't need you. You've got to break free. Umbrux knows, Umbrux knows you want to break free. |
| 14:25.31 | Irskaad | Helenia - Of course not! We don't want to break "free". (She doesn't) |
| 14:26.26 | LotG | Tyraz - *starts singing* I've fallen in love, fallen in love for the first time. And this time I know its real, I've fallen in love, yeah... |
| 14:27.35 | LotG | Tyraz - *still singing* Umbrux knows, Umbrux knows I want to break free.... |
| 14:27.51 | LotG | Tyraz - *stops singing* Huh? Oh, sorry. |
| 14:28.03 | Irskaad | Helenia - No, we won't join you. |
| 14:28.21 | LotG | Tyraz - *becomes depressed* |
| 14:29.03 | LotG | Tyraz - Alright, guys, back to the Zazane Empire. |
| 14:29.18 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Comes with them* |
| 14:29.39 | LotG | Tyraz - Well, that was weird. Can't believe I started singing. |
| 14:30.51 | LotG | Tyraz - What did you think, Lezia? |
| 14:31.30 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Reads news - A minor one says - "Tox Hesko disproves godly creation of the Universe!"* We are an Empire, we can't join you, our cultures are too diffrent. |
| 14:32.11 | LotG | Tyraz - Ugh....that makes me even more depressed. |
| 14:33.45 | Irskaad | Lezia - I'm happy today. |
| 14:33.56 | LotG | Tyraz - *starts dancing and singing* She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene. I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one ho will dance on the floor in the round. She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round. |
| 14:34.28 | Irskaad | Lezia - Want to Visit Ko'han? |
| 14:35.09 | LotG | Tyraz - *still singing* She told me her name was Lezia, as she caused a scene. Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one, who will dance on the floor in the round. |
| 14:35.36 | LotG | Tyraz - *stops singing* Hmm, what? |
| 14:36.08 | Irskaad | Lezia - Want to visit Ko'han? |
| 14:36.24 | LotG | Tyraz - *emberassed* Uhh, sure. |
| 14:36.31 | Irskaad | Lezia - As long as I mark myself as just a Visiter I can go back here. |
| 14:36.51 | LotG | Tyraz - Aah, thats cool. |
| 14:37.10 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Enters her ship* Come! |
| 14:37.31 | LotG | Tyraz - *Tyraz enters ship* |
| 14:37.54 | LotG | Tyraz - When I'm depressed I sing. It's quite embarassing. |
| 14:37.56 | Irskaad | *Lezia arrives in Hateos, FKA, and marks herself as a visiter* |
| 14:38.15 | LotG | Tyraz - Do I need to mark myself? |
| 14:38.38 | Irskaad | Lezia - Perhaps. *Marks Tyraz* |
| 14:39.12 | LotG | Tyraz - That's better. I feel secure now. |
| 14:39.44 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Sees a Military Parade* Look! |
| 14:39.55 | LotG | Tyraz - Whoa, awesome! |
| 14:40.07 | LotG | *Zazane crowd look in awe* |
| 14:40.34 | Irskaad | Lezia - They're cute, but they've been converted. |
| 14:40.56 | LotG | Tyraz - I can just see little Kez in that parade. |
| 14:41.23 | Irskaad | Lezia - Heh. Want to go in Ko'han's Palace? |
| 14:41.35 | LotG | Tyraz - Does that mean more waiting? |
| 14:42.00 | Irskaad | Lezia - Nah. *Goes to Ko'han's palace* |
| 14:43.15 | LotG | Tyraz - So, where is Ko'han? |
| 14:43.22 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Enters his Palace, where Lezia shows her ID to get in* |
| 14:43.39 | Irskaad | Lezia - *She then finds Ko'han in his throne* |
| 14:43.53 | LotG | Tyraz - Ha, I've got a better throne. |
| 14:44.27 | Irskaad | Ko'han - Hello, people. *A bit bored* |
| 14:44.44 | LotG | Tyraz - Hello, Ko'han. |
| 14:45.00 | Irskaad | Ko'han - What brings you to the Mighty FKA? |
| 14:45.13 | LotG | Tyraz - Lezia's ship brought me =D |
| 14:45.39 | Irskaad | Ko'han - GET LEZIA OUT OF MY PALACE!!! |
| 14:45.46 | Irskaad | Lezia - Sorry! *Leaves* |
| 14:45.56 | LotG | Tyraz - Ahem, what was that about? |
| 14:46.08 | Irskaad | Ko'han - Lezia is a menace to Our Race! |
| 14:46.18 | LotG | Tyraz - Oh, come on! |
| 14:46.34 | LotG | Tyraz - She's carrying my baby, for Umbrux's sake! |
| 14:46.53 | Irskaad | Ko'han - She led the Xhodocto here! |
| 14:47.08 | LotG | Tyraz - Well, that is an issue.... |
| 14:47.45 | Irskaad | Ko'han - She will destroy us all! |
| 14:48.12 | LotG | Tyraz - No, she is a member of the FRA. She is not destructive, unfortunately. |
| 14:48.30 | Irskaad | Ko'han - Tell that to Khazhural Angazhar. |
| 14:49.01 | LotG | Tyraz - What? |
| 14:49.32 | Irskaad | Ko'han - Ugh. Lezia is a menace, end of. So, what's been going on with the Zazane? |
| 14:50.06 | LotG | Tyraz - Oh, you know, same old, same old. We tried to get Helenia to join the Zazane's culture. |
| 14:50.59 | LotG | Tyraz - So, are your fighters tough? |
| 14:51.21 | Irskaad | Ko'han - And she told you the KG Law rubbish, right? Also, they're not as tough as I want them to be. |
| 14:52.02 | LotG | Tyraz - What would you say to one of my citizens fighting your toughest soldier? And yes, yes she did. |
| 14:52.37 | Irskaad | Ko'han - Sure. Our finest warrior besides me is Hav'tales. |
| 14:53.00 | LotG | Tyraz - Hmm. Letako, come here. |
| 14:53.14 | LotG | Letako - *walks over to Tyraz* Yes, sir? |
| 14:53.30 | LotG | Tyraz - Ko'han, bring on Hav'tales. |
| 14:53.45 | Irskaad | Ko'han - *Takes them to the Hambir City Barracks* |
| 14:54.01 | Irskaad | Ko'han - HAV'TALES! |
| 14:54.09 | LotG | Letako - Who's Hav'tales? |
| 14:54.09 | Irskaad | Hav'tales - Yes sir? |
| 14:54.30 | Irskaad | Ko'han - Fight Letako. |
| 14:54.45 | LotG | Tyraz - Apparently, he's Ko'han's strongest soldier. |
| 14:54.55 | LotG | Letako - *gulps* Easy. |
| 14:54.56 | Irskaad | Hav'tales - Yes sir! Who is he? |
| 14:55.11 | LotG | Letako - *steps forward* |
| 14:55.22 | LotG | Letako - I am Letako! |
| 14:55.44 | Irskaad | Hav'tales - Ok. *Draws Light gun* I am a great fighter here. |
| 14:56.04 | LotG | Letako - You got your gun, I got my sling shot. |
| 14:56.24 | Irskaad | Hav'tales - *Laughs* Can I kill him, Ko'han? |
| 14:56.31 | Irskaad | Ko'han - Can he kill him, Tyraz? |
| 14:56.53 | LotG | Tyraz - If he can, yes. |
| 14:57.07 | LotG | Letako - *releases a sharp stone at Hav'tales, piercing into Hav'tales's forehead* |
| 14:57.26 | Irskaad | Kav'tales - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! DAMN!!!!!!! |
| 14:57.54 | LotG | Letako - *grabs Hav'tales's gun and fires it into Hav'tales's mouth* |
| 14:58.35 | Irskaad | Ko'han - THAT WAS PATHETIC!!! YOU COST 200000 KR TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE, YOU WORTHLESS SOLDIER! |
| 14:59.05 | LotG | Tyraz - Your soldiers need more training. |
| 14:59.24 | Irskaad | Ko'han - I do my best, but they are pathetic! |
| 15:00.06 | LotG | Tyraz - If you call them pathetic, it lowers their confidence. Try and compliment them, cheer them on, give them determination. |
| 15:00.33 | Irskaad | Ko'han - I do that, but this is as far as they go! |
| 15:01.15 | LotG | Tyraz - Maybe because most of them get cocky. Teach them respect and honour. |
| 15:01.31 | Irskaad | Ko'han - Teach them what? |
| 15:02.04 | LotG | Tyraz - They teach honour in Asgord schools, Ko'han. Perhaps you should try going there every once in a while. |
| 15:02.19 | Irskaad | Ko'han - I'm not entering that cesspool! |
| 15:02.56 | LotG | Tyraz - If you refuse to go, then I'll teach your soldiers! |
| 15:03.45 | Irskaad | Ko'han - Go ahead. See if you can train them to be better, if you can't you owe me 200000 KR. *Kav'tales is ressurected* |
| 15:04.21 | LotG | Tyraz - Kav'tales, you are going to fight without your gun this time. |
| 15:04.44 | Irskaad | Kav'tales - I'll do worse! |
| 15:05.04 | LotG | Tyraz - Trust me, you won't. |
| 15:05.11 | Irskaad | Kav'tales - Ok... |
| 15:05.36 | LotG | Letako - *releases a sharp stone at Kav'tales* |
| 15:05.47 | LotG | Tyraz - Block it! |
| 15:05.56 | Irskaad | Kav'tales - *Gets hit* Ahhhh!!! Damn!!! |
| 15:06.07 | Irskaad | Ko'han - *Facepalms* |
| 15:06.16 | LotG | Letako - *fires again* |
| 15:06.22 | LotG | Tyraz - Block it! |
| 15:06.35 | Irskaad | Kav'tales - It's not bad, I've got arm- *Gets hit* Dammit!!!!!! |
| 15:06.56 | LotG | Letako - *fires again* |
| 15:07.02 | LotG | Tyraz - Grab it! |
| 15:07.16 | Irskaad | Kav'tales - What? I can't- *Gets hit* Damn!!!!!!! |
| 15:07.35 | Irskaad | Ko'han - We are trained to use shielding. |
| 15:07.41 | LotG | Letako - *fires again* |
| 15:07.49 | LotG | Tyraz - Grab it with your hand! |
| 15:07.59 | Irskaad | Kav'tales - *Shields using a force barrier* I give up. |
| 15:08.15 | Irskaad | Kav'tales - I can't grab a pebble like that! |
| 15:08.38 | LotG | Tyraz - *takes away force field* You aren't trying! So what if you lose a little blood? That's all it is, a little blood! |
| 15:08.59 | Irskaad | Kav'tales - It might kill me! |
| 15:09.25 | LotG | Tyraz - *slaps Kav'tales* Has it killed you yet? Grab it with your hand! |
| 15:09.43 | Irskaad | Kav'tales - YES! ONCE, SIR! |
| 15:09.53 | LotG | Letako - *fires again* |
| 15:09.59 | LotG | Tyraz - Grab it! |
| 15:10.23 | Irskaad | Kav'tales - *Tries to grab it, but get's hit in the other arm* DAMN!!! |
| 15:10.29 | Irskaad | gets* |
| 15:11.00 | LotG | Tyraz - Good try, just need to be a little quicker. Try again. Reach out and grab it as it comes. |
| 15:11.15 | LotG | Letako - *fires again* |
| 15:11.22 | LotG | Tyraz - Grab it! |
| 15:11.50 | Irskaad | Kav'tales - *Tries to grab it, but gets hit again* OUCH!!! |
| 15:12.25 | LotG | Tyraz - You are scared of the pain! Either try and grab it, or pick it up and throw it back! |
| 15:12.43 | LotG | Letako - *fires again* |
| 15:12.52 | LotG | Tyraz - Grab it! |
| 15:12.52 | Irskaad | Kav'tales - *Ducks* |
| 15:13.07 | LotG | Tyraz - Throw it back! |
| 15:13.41 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - *Grabs it and throws it back* |
| 15:14.04 | LotG | Letako - *gets hit* Ugh, nice try! |
| 15:14.36 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - It didn't kill him! |
| 15:15.01 | LotG | Tyraz - Right, next time it hits him, Kav'tales, go and show him no mercy. |
| 15:15.15 | LotG | Letako - *fires again* |
| 15:15.22 | LotG | Tyraz - Grab it! |
| 15:15.35 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - I have no guns, how do I kill him? *Gets hit* OW!!!!!!!1 |
| 15:15.37 | Irskaad | !* |
| 15:16.00 | LotG | Tyraz - You don't kill him with a gun! You've got fists, teeth and claws haven't you?! |
| 15:16.18 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - They're useless! |
| 15:16.47 | LotG | Tyraz - Because you haven't tried them out! You are angry! Take out all your anger on Letako's face once he is hit! |
| 15:16.59 | LotG | Letako - *fires again* |
| 15:17.06 | LotG | Tyraz - Grab it! |
| 15:17.42 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - *Runs towards Letako, ducks the pebble, and Hits him as hard as he can* |
| 15:18.13 | LotG | Tyraz - That works. Now, show your anger on Letako's face! |
| 15:18.24 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - *Bites his face* |
| 15:18.44 | Irskaad | Ko'han - We use guns to train, not our bodies. |
| 15:18.49 | LotG | Tyraz - Claw it, bite it, punch it, anything you can until he is dead! |
| 15:19.06 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - *Punches his face for a while* |
| 15:19.25 | LotG | Letako- Stop....please...*coughs up blood* |
| 15:19.34 | LotG | Tyraz - Keep going! No mercy! |
| 15:19.47 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - *To letako* Yes sir. *Stops* |
| 15:20.11 | Irskaad | Ko'han - Uhhhh... This isn't a FKA Soldier, Kevb'tales... |
| 15:20.18 | Irskaad | Kev'tales* |
| 15:20.24 | LotG | Letako - *Letako gets up and punches Kev'tales* |
| 15:20.33 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - DAMN! |
| 15:20.45 | LotG | Tyraz - Kev'tales, show no mercy!!! Kill him with your body!! |
| 15:20.49 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - *Grabs a gun and shoots him* |
| 15:21.04 | LotG | Letako - *keeps punching* |
| 15:21.24 | LotG | Tyraz - Kev, SHOW YOUR RAGE!!!!!!!!! |
| 15:21.37 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - *Keeps firing at Letako* |
| 15:21.52 | LotG | Tyraz - *takes the gun and throws it away* |
| 15:22.01 | LotG | Tyraz - Beat his face in! |
| 15:22.13 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - *Grabs another with his pocket and shoots him* |
| 15:22.23 | Irskaad | Ko'han - Kill him! |
| 15:22.30 | LotG | Tyraz - *punches Kev'tales* |
| 15:22.38 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - What? |
| 15:22.42 | LotG | Tyraz - Kill him with your body, Kev! |
| 15:22.54 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - I can't, we're too weak. |
| 15:23.09 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - You must be confusing us for the Fordanta. |
| 15:23.13 | LotG | Tyraz - You are angry, KILL HIM, GODDAMMIT!!! |
| 15:23.39 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - *Tries to punch Letako* |
| 15:24.19 | LotG | Tyraz - Keep going, Kev'tales! Try snapping his neck, cutting it, destroy it! |
| 15:24.47 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - *Uses a tazer on his neck* |
| 15:24.57 | LotG | Tyraz - You got a sword? Use it! |
| 15:25.11 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - We don't have swords of any kind. |
| 15:25.33 | LotG | Tyraz - *gives Kev'tales a sword* Why not? USE IT!! |
| 15:25.51 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - *Stabs Letako* Guns are far better. |
| 15:26.22 | LotG | Letako - Please, stop........ |
| 15:26.30 | LotG | Tyraz - Don't STOP!!! |
| 15:26.40 | LotG | Tyraz - Pummel him!!! |
| 15:26.55 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - .............................................................. *Stabs Letako's eyes* |
| 15:27.08 | LotG | Letako - *dies* |
| 15:27.22 | LotG | Tyraz - Now, how was that, Kev'tales? |
| 15:27.23 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - What have I done, I'm a monster! |
| 15:27.35 | LotG | Tyraz - No, you are a warrior! |
| 15:27.38 | Irskaad | Ko'han - *Facepalms* |
| 15:27.56 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - He was begging for me to stop! |
| 15:28.16 | LotG | Tyraz - You must not show mercy on a battlefield, whether it be man, woman or child! |
| 15:28.37 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - What? Children? Are you mad? |
| 15:28.59 | LotG | Tyraz - Even children can kill grown warriors! You must stop at nothing to kill your enemy! |
| 15:29.00 | Irskaad | Ko'han - We don't hurt children, Tyraz. |
| 15:29.11 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - That is ridiculous. |
| 15:29.28 | LotG | Tyraz - Child warriors are taught to kill others! I know Zazane children are!! |
| 15:29.48 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - *Laughs* Oh, a Zazane kid can kill a strong Asgordian! Haha. |
| 15:30.04 | LotG | Tyraz - Look, I'll show you! Nekora, come here! |
| 15:30.14 | Irskaad | Ko'han - How old is she? |
| 15:30.33 | LotG | Nekora - *Nekora, a six year old Zazane female, come over* |
| 15:31.02 | LotG | Tyraz - She is six years old. |
| 15:31.25 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - She is a girl and half my size! *Grabs gun* When I kill her, she has to be cloned back, otherwise I will break KG Laws. |
| 15:31.53 | LotG | Tyraz - *takes gun away* Kill her with your body! Your body is your greatest weapon! |
| 15:32.04 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - No it's not! |
| 15:32.13 | LotG | Nekora - *jumps and kicks Kev'tales in the face* |
| 15:32.35 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Ow! *His morality keeps him from attacking* |
| 15:32.53 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - <<I don't want to go to kraw Jail...>> |
| 15:32.58 | LotG | Tyraz - A gun is useless! Look! *shoots Nekora in the shoulder, but lives* |
| 15:33.08 | Irskaad | Ko'han - Bawhaaah? |
| 15:33.27 | LotG | Nekora - *leaps and repeatedly punches Kev'tales* |
| 15:33.31 | Irskaad | Ko'han - It works with everyone else! |
| 15:33.47 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Ahh!!! Damn!!! |
| 15:33.59 | LotG | Tyraz - Kev'tales, kill her before she kills you. |
| 15:34.19 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - I can't, otherwise Kraw will see me and send me to jail! |
| 15:34.32 | Irskaad | Ko'han - Nobody's watching us now, Kev. |
| 15:34.33 | LotG | Nekora - You are useless scum! You are no soldier! You let your enemies live! *punches again* |
| 15:34.52 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Ow!!! I am part of a diffrent culture! |
| 15:35.02 | LotG | Nekora - If your purpose is to fight for your nation, then fight! |
| 15:35.32 | LotG | Nekora - Otherwise, people are going to die because you show mercy to your enemies! *kicks Kev'tales* |
| 15:35.46 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - *Hits her with a "Basic KG Laws" book, and opens it* Chapter 3 Point 17 - No Children shall be harmed under this law. |
| 15:36.18 | LotG | Nekora - Screw your laws! *kicks the book away and punches Kev's eye* |
| 15:36.32 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Ahhh! |
| 15:36.53 | LotG | Nekora - You are going to let thousands die because you cannot hurt a child! You are useless and your existence is pointless! |
| 15:37.06 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Stop it now. |
| 15:37.27 | LotG | Nekora - What are you going to do, hit me? Send me to my room! |
| 15:37.36 | LotG | Nekora - Just fight! |
| 15:37.46 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - *Grabs her and puts her in solitary confindment* |
| 15:38.13 | LotG | Nekora - *punches Kev and keeps insulting him* |
| 15:38.29 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Please stop now, brat. |
| 15:38.58 | LotG | Nekora - A brat? Look who can't flipping hurt a fly! Screw you, you aren't a soldier! |
| 15:39.20 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Yes I am!!!!!! *Punches Nekora really hard* |
| 15:39.33 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Oh no, is she allright? |
| 15:39.47 | LotG | Nekora - *punches Kev* |
| 15:39.58 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Ow! |
| 15:39.59 | LotG | Nekora - Is that all you got?! |
| 15:40.14 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Don't make me go to jail! |
| 15:40.43 | LotG | Nekora - You still have a sword, but you don't use it! Oh, my god! That is pointless! You don't deserve to protect your empire! |
| 15:40.46 | Irskaad | Ko'han - *Stabs Nekora with a knife* I can't get sent to jail, Kev. |
| 15:41.00 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Thanks, oh benevolent Ko'han! |
| 15:41.13 | LotG | Nekora - Get off me, this isn't your fight! |
| 15:41.24 | Irskaad | Ko'han - *Stabs again* |
| 15:41.42 | LotG | Tyraz - *pulls Ko'han away* Let Kev fend for himself. |
| 15:41.57 | LotG | Nekore - *pulls knife out of her back* |
| 15:42.02 | LotG | Nekora* |
| 15:42.34 | LotG | Nekora - Bring it on!! *runs and slashes at Kev'tale's legs* |
| 15:42.43 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Oh damn, I can't believe I'm about to... *Stabs Nekora's headP |
| 15:42.44 | Irskaad | ´* |
| 15:42.57 | LotG | Tyraz - *smiles* |
| 15:43.18 | LotG | Tyraz - Well done, Kev'tales. |
| 15:43.31 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - *Kev'tales hits himself* WHY WHY WHY!!! |
| 15:43.59 | LotG | Tyraz - She was going to kill you. You must learn to kill your enemkies first without mercy. |
| 15:44.05 | LotG | enemies* |
| 15:44.12 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - I am a criminal!!! |
| 15:44.27 | LotG | Tyraz - No, it was in self-defence. |
| 15:44.45 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Don't you read our Laws? |
| 15:45.27 | LotG | Tyraz - Your laws mean nothing on a battlefield when anything can turn up. |
| 15:46.03 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Inside our Galaxy it does. Now... *Cries* I wish I was an Iteok! *Cries* |
| 15:46.16 | LotG | Tyraz - In time to come, you will be remembered as an Asgordian hero. |
| 15:47.10 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - *Scared* |
| 15:47.22 | LotG | Tyraz - Now, you have killed man and child. Next is woman. |
| 15:47.56 | LotG | Tyraz - Can you handle it? |
| 15:48.20 | Irskaad | Ko'han - *Writes a document that voids this crime, and signs it* Here, Kev. And yes, he can. |
| 15:48.51 | LotG | Tyraz - Good, he better. |
| 15:49.16 | LotG | Tyraz - Luang, come here! |
| 15:49.55 | Irskaad | Kev'Tales - *Nervous* |
| 15:49.59 | LotG | Luang - *Luang, a tall, slim and attractive Zazane walks over* |
| 15:50.07 | LotG | Luang - Yes? |
| 15:50.31 | Irskaad | ??? - *From very far away* Awwww, isn't she cute! |
| 15:50.45 | LotG | Tyraz - Luang, you are going to fight Kev'tales. |
| 15:51.21 | LotG | Luang - Hmm, really? Is that the sweety crying on the floor? |
| 15:51.45 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - *Stops crying, and charges against Luang, attempting to stab her in the head* |
| 15:52.04 | LotG | Luang - *flips Kev over her shoulders* |
| 15:52.20 | LotG | Luang - My, my, aren't you adorable? |
| 15:52.25 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Thank you. |
| 15:52.42 | LotG | Luang - Why would you want to kill me? |
| 15:53.01 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - I don't know, it's just tyraz. *Pets Luang* |
| 15:53.07 | LotG | Tyraz - Kev, a woman's charm is a powerful weapon! Don't give in to it! |
| 15:53.42 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Why? she's nice! |
| 15:53.42 | LotG | Luang - Hmm, you're hurt. I'll make you feel better... *kisses Kev'tales* |
| 15:53.54 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Thanks. =D |
| 15:54.06 | LotG | Tyraz - *sighs* He's in big trouble. |
| 15:54.40 | LotG | Luang - *pulls out a poison blade from her belt* |
| 15:55.13 | LotG | Luang - Purple is such an attractive colour, don't you think? |
| 15:55.13 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - You're very nice. You know, Lezia married Tyraz over there. She's from our race. |
| 15:55.23 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Yep. |
| 15:56.00 | LotG | Luang - Hmm, marriage, you say? A proposal? Sorry, I prefer being single. *stabs Kev's side with the poison blade* |
| 15:56.14 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR? |
| 15:56.18 | LotG | Tyraz - Kev, you can still fight her! |
| 15:56.50 | LotG | Luang - In an hour, you will fall to the poison without treatment *laughs* |
| 15:57.14 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - YOU MONSTER! *Slices her head off* |
| 15:57.24 | Irskaad | ??? - WHAT? |
| 15:57.27 | LotG | Tyraz - Whoa..... |
| 15:57.48 | LotG | Luang - *Luang's body falls to the ground* |
| 15:58.12 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Someone help... |
| 15:58.15 | LotG | Zazane Brawler - Wow, did you see that head come off?! |
| 15:58.20 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Poison... |
| 15:58.32 | LotG | Tyraz - Somebody, get Kev'tales some treatment! |
| 15:59.49 | Irskaad | Ko'han - ... Our military is more directed to ship battles. |
| 16:00.10 | LotG | Tyraz - Kev'tales, you keep that up, and you will most certainly be remembered when your time comes on the battlefield. |
| 16:00.32 | LotG | Tyraz - *heals Kev'tales with a touch* |
| 16:01.09 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Thanks. But I still think guns are far better. I wish I had a disintegrator gun... |
| 16:01.54 | LotG | Tyraz - At least now you know about how to defeat your enemies without a gun and recognizing your enemy. |
| 16:02.20 | LotG | Tyraz - Ko'han, I guess this means that I win the bet. |
| 16:02.36 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - Hmm. *Since his training is mostly in space, he'll forget about that in a month* |
| 16:02.44 | Irskaad | Ko'han - Yeah... |
| 16:03.44 | LotG | Tyraz - You teach your soldiers this regularly then they will definitely be winning for the Asgord. |
| 16:04.04 | Irskaad | Kev'tales - But I don't want to kill my own citizens. |
| 16:04.31 | LotG | Tyraz - Who said you had to? |
| 16:04.56 | Irskaad | Ko'han* |
| 16:05.03 | Irskaad | (Sorries) |
| 16:05.46 | LotG | Tyraz - I see. Well, how do you think Zazane have become so powerful. We teach our warriors these lessons. |
| 16:06.20 | LotG | (thats okay) |
| 16:06.57 | Irskaad | Ko'han - ... We don't usually do infantry fights, we do mostly space simulation fights. |
| 16:07.19 | Irskaad | Ko'han - That's how we train. |
| 16:07.27 | LotG | Tyraz - Why not infantry fights? |
| 16:07.40 | Irskaad | Ko'han - It's getting outdated. |
| 16:08.04 | Irskaad | Ko'han - A Spaceship is far stronger. |
| 16:08.27 | LotG | Tyraz - Well, a good way to bring down large enemy spaceships is to drop infantry on it. |
| 16:08.53 | Irskaad | Ko'han - That's why I said "mostly". |
| 16:10.13 | LotG | Tyraz - Ha, good one, Ko'han. |
| 16:10.50 | Irskaad | Ko'han - Ok, maybe we can do that training in VR. |
| 16:11.12 | LotG | Tyraz - VR? |
| 16:12.07 | LotG | Tyraz - Oh, virtual reality. |
| 16:12.49 | LotG | Tyraz - For us Zazane, we don't use VR. Instead, its winner takes all, loser dies. |
| 16:14.12 | LotG | Tyraz - Now, I must be getting back to Lezia. |
| 16:14.28 | Irskaad | Ko'han - Ok, bye! |
| 16:14.41 | Irskaad | (I'm getting off IRC for a while, be back in 1 hour.) |
| 16:14.42 | LotG | Tyraz - Kev'tales, take care. *goes back to Lezia* |
| 16:14.52 | LotG | (okay, bye) |
| 16:55.06 | LotG | Helo? |
| 17:18.04 | *** join/#sporewiki Irskaad (Irskaad@a83-132-82-248.cpe.netcabo.pt) |
| 17:18.10 | Irskaad | Hi Lotg. |
| 17:18.27 | LotG | Hi Irsk! |
| 17:18.39 | LotG | Waited an honour. |
| 17:18.55 | Irskaad | Yeah, how much time is an "honour" again? |
| 17:19.02 | LotG | hour* |
| 17:19.06 | LotG | LOL |
| 17:19.09 | Irskaad | LOL. |
| 17:19.19 | LotG | I'm turning into a Zazane. |
| 17:19.30 | Irskaad | XD |
| 17:20.02 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hi Tyraz. |
| 17:20.22 | LotG | Tyraz - Lezia! *hugs Lezia* |
| 17:20.35 | Irskaad | Lezia - Awwwwwwwww!!! =D |
| 17:21.12 | Irskaad | Lezia - Look, I read the news today, the FKA was denied entrance to the Onuris Alliance, it says they need to be at least Tier 2. |
| 17:21.24 | LotG | Tyraz - Really? |
| 17:21.40 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yep. Guess it won't happen anytime soon. |
| 17:22.05 | LotG | Tyraz - Suppose you're right. |
| 17:22.23 | Irskaad | Lezia - Are you entering Onuris anytime soon? |
| 17:22.51 | LotG | Tyraz - Maybe, I dunno. I think of my empire as its own faction. |
| 17:23.48 | LotG | (Do you like this song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ ) |
| 17:24.11 | LotG | Tyraz - Onuris is full of do-gooders. |
| 17:24.47 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ko'han wants to join them badly. That's why he's training his army hard. |
| 17:25.06 | LotG | Tyraz - You know, he's gonna start training infantry. |
| 17:25.22 | Irskaad | Lezia - I saw, why did he have to kill that cute Zazane? |
| 17:25.45 | LotG | Tyraz - I was training them the Zazane way. |
| 17:26.23 | Irskaad | Lezia - You know Ko'han refuses to kill not one of his citizens. |
| 17:26.36 | LotG | Tyraz - Thats why he's gonna use VR. |
| 17:26.47 | Irskaad | Lezia - Oh, ok! =D |
| 17:27.42 | LotG | Tyraz - Believe me, that Asgord was in a right state! |
| 17:28.57 | Irskaad | Lezia - So, can you take me to see something you want to see? |
| 17:29.39 | LotG | Tyraz - Hmm, how bout Kijivaro, a.k.a. Reach? |
| 17:30.08 | Irskaad | Lezia - Reach, why does that name sound familiar? |
| 17:30.24 | LotG | Tyraz - I conquered it during my war with the BNSC. |
| 17:30.46 | Irskaad | Lezia - Did you really had to kill all of those cute bearians? |
| 17:31.01 | LotG | Tyraz - I didn't, Ijja's army did. |
| 17:31.33 | Irskaad | Lezia - Poor bearians... But come on, let's see! Maybe we can visit Tantalus later! |
| 17:32.08 | LotG | Tyraz - *takes Lezia to Kijivaro, showing her the large Kamikaze Installation around it* |
| 17:32.22 | Irskaad | Lezia - What is that Large ring around it? |
| 17:32.52 | LotG | Tyraz - The Kamikaze Ring. Its the Zazane's greatest non-portable weapon. |
| 17:33.10 | Irskaad | Lezia - What does it do? |
| 17:33.53 | LotG | Tyraz - If it is threatened by an enemy empire, it destroys itself, Kijivaro and the entire Epsilon Eridani system. |
| 17:34.07 | Irskaad | Lezia - WHAT? EVEN TANTALUS??? |
| 17:34.19 | LotG | Tyraz - Yes.... |
| 17:34.28 | Irskaad | Lezia - Oh my, Kraw Live there! |
| 17:34.40 | LotG | Tyraz - Oh, that's okay then. |
| 17:35.06 | Irskaad | Lezia - So, what do you have in this planet? |
| 17:35.52 | LotG | Tyraz - Kijivaro is where we mine for resources. |
| 17:36.10 | Irskaad | Lezia - What, exactly, Keptakaliun? |
| 17:36.28 | LotG | Tyraz - Hopefully, some solid Shidium. |
| 17:36.42 | Irskaad | Lezia - What is Shidium? |
| 17:37.06 | LotG | Tyraz - *shows her some glowing black metal* This is solid Shidium. |
| 17:37.33 | Irskaad | Lezia - Wow, how much is it worth? |
| 17:38.16 | LotG | Tyraz - Uhh, its not bought. It is mined and turned into the metal on our ships, the fuel in our ships, the energy in our weapons, etc. |
| 17:38.26 | Irskaad | Lezia - No, when sold? |
| 17:38.40 | LotG | Tyraz - Why do you ask? |
| 17:38.51 | Irskaad | Lezia - Just asking. =P |
| 17:39.21 | LotG | Tyraz - Well, in your galaxy, several thousand Kron. |
| 17:40.02 | Irskaad | Lezia - Per Kg? Keptakaliun is worth 17M KR/Kg in our Galaxy. |
| 17:41.05 | LotG | Tyraz - So, what you are trying to say is, Keptakaliun is worth more than Shidium in your galaxy? |
| 17:41.51 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yep. |
| 17:42.46 | LotG | Tyraz - Well, reason for that being is because not even Tahar can turn it into an energy or liquid form, so it is useless. |
| 17:43.05 | LotG | Tyraz - This is Shidium, by the way. |
| 17:43.15 | Irskaad | Lezia - Allright. I see why. |
| 17:43.29 | LotG | Tyraz - We can, however. |
| 17:43.46 | Irskaad | Lezia - What do your people think of the KraW? |
| 17:43.49 | Irskaad | Kraw* |
| 17:44.16 | LotG | Tyraz - Do you really wanna hear me complain about them? |
| 17:44.26 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok. |
| 17:45.35 | LotG | Tyraz - I will pleasure your ears by not telling you about what my people think of that dishonourable scum. |
| 17:46.17 | Irskaad | Lezia - C'mon, It was fun hearing what they thought of the Iteok. |
| 17:47.04 | LotG | Tyraz - Fine. People, what do you think of the Kraw? |
| 17:47.19 | LotG | Zazane Guard - Dishonourable dirt! |
| 17:47.32 | LotG | Zazane Enforcer - Disrespect excrements! |
| 17:47.37 | Irskaad | Lezia - Why are they dishonorable? |
| 17:47.53 | LotG | Zazane Citizen - They do not know of honour! |
| 17:48.15 | LotG | Zazane Warrior - They look like scumbags! |
| 17:48.30 | Irskaad | Lezia - They're reptillian. |
| 17:48.50 | LotG | Zazane Assassin - Put them on spikes! |
| 17:49.12 | LotG | Zazane Chef - Yeah, watch their limbs fall off! |
| 17:49.55 | Irskaad | Lezia - What do you guys think of the KrawVision song contest? Tantalus won it this year. |
| 17:50.13 | LotG | Zazane Headhunter - KrawVision? |
| 17:50.22 | LotG | Zazane Chef - What is that? |
| 17:50.29 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yep, their song contest. |
| 17:50.55 | LotG | Zazane Assassin - Song contest? Why compete with somgs rather than swords? |
| 17:51.12 | Irskaad | Lezia - It's more peaceful this way. |
| 17:51.52 | LotG | Zazane Enforcer - Bah, we have no thoughts on their songs! |
| 17:52.17 | Irskaad | Lezia - Many of the songs are Techno and Techo-Ballads. |
| 17:52.50 | LotG | Zazane Warrior - We prefer rock and opera! |
| 17:53.10 | Irskaad | Lezia - What do you think of Commander Kies? |
| 17:53.33 | LotG | *Zazane crowd all spit on the ground* |
| 17:53.45 | LotG | Tyraz - Hey, thats my floor! |
| 17:54.12 | LotG | Zazane Citizen - Put Kies on a spike! |
| 17:56.44 | Irskaad | Lezia - What about Emperor Varkeos? |
| 17:58.02 | LotG | Zazane Citizen - Put him on a spike an' all! |
| 17:58.23 | LotG | Zazane Enforcer - Watch his limbs come off! |
| 17:58.32 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Throws a Kraw Flag into the crowd* |
| 17:58.55 | LotG | *Zazane crowd tear and bite at the flag until nothing is left* |
| 17:59.24 | Irskaad | Lezia - Again - They are very serious. What do you folks think of the Terridor Federation? |
| 17:59.25 | LotG | Tyraz - *throws a Zazane flag into the crowd* |
| 17:59.42 | LotG | *Zazane crowd neatly fold out the Zazane flag* |
| 17:59.46 | Irskaad | (What does the Zazane Flag look like?) |
| 18:00.03 | LotG | (A black background with a gold circle in the centre) |
| 18:00.15 | Irskaad | (Like Porru flag?) |
| 18:00.21 | LotG | Zazane Guard - Terridorians are dead! |
| 18:00.28 | LotG | (Something like that, yeah) |
| 18:00.41 | LotG | Zazane Warrior - Down with the TF! |
| 18:00.53 | Irskaad | Lezia - Why do you say that? |
| 18:01.17 | LotG | Zazane Citizen - They say they are warriors, but they do not know the meaning of honour! |
| 18:01.38 | Irskaad | Lezia - But aren't Terridans cute? |
| 18:02.28 | LotG | Zazane Craftsmen - *throws a carved Terridan face at Lezia* |
| 18:02.43 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ow! |
| 18:02.52 | Irskaad | Lezia - What was that for? |
| 18:03.13 | LotG | Zazane Craftsmen - Thay will soon be a real Terridan head! |
| 18:03.26 | LotG | that* |
| 18:03.29 | Irskaad | Lezia - How? |
| 18:04.01 | LotG | Zazane Warrior - We will decapitate them and lift their heads up to Umbrux! |
| 18:04.22 | LotG | (brb) |
| 18:04.39 | Irskaad | (Ok.) |
| 18:16.28 | LotG | (back) |
| 18:16.40 | Irskaad | (Yay.) |
| 18:16.56 | Irskaad | Lezia - How do you lift a head up to Umbrux? |
| 18:17.25 | LotG | Tyraz - You take an enemy's head and raise it to the sun or moon. |
| 18:18.13 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok. What do you folks think of the Tahar? |
| 18:18.35 | LotG | Zazane Enforcer - Meh, not much. |
| 18:18.49 | LotG | Zazane Warrior - Yeah, they're all right. |
| 18:19.02 | LotG | Zazane Guard - They cool with us, man. |
| 18:19.19 | Irskaad | Lezia - What about the Loron? |
| 18:19.35 | LotG | *Zazane crowd roars in anger* |
| 18:19.46 | Irskaad | Lezia - Wow. |
| 18:20.15 | LotG | Tyraz - *starts roaring* |
| 18:20.29 | Irskaad | Lezia - Do you hate them that much? |
| 18:20.42 | LotG | Tyraz - Uhh, yeah! |
| 18:22.09 | Irskaad | Lezia - What about the BNSC? |
| 18:22.26 | LotG | *Zazane crowd start laughing* |
| 18:22.43 | Irskaad | Lezia - I thought you hated them! |
| 18:23.01 | LotG | Tyraz - No, we find them absolutely hilarious! |
| 18:23.11 | Irskaad | Lezia - Why? |
| 18:23.21 | LotG | Tyraz - So small and they thought they could defeat us! *laughs* |
| 18:23.36 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok. What about............... Xhodocto? |
| 18:23.56 | LotG | Zazane Crowd - Wannabes! |
| 18:24.09 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok, what about Vartekians? |
| 18:24.24 | LotG | *Zazane crowd roars* |
| 18:25.28 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok. Can you answer me - What happens if you all rebel against Umbrux? |
| 18:26.04 | LotG | Zazane Crowd - We are forced to face his wrath! |
| 18:26.16 | Irskaad | Lezia - What does his wrath look like? |
| 18:26.58 | LotG | Zazane Crowd - Scary! |
| 18:27.21 | Irskaad | Lezia - No, what happens when his wrath is shown? Does he hit you? |
| 18:27.46 | *** join/#sporewiki Facecat (46f36d10@gateway/web/freenode/ip.70.243.109.16) |
| 18:27.56 | LotG | Tyraz - He swallows them in black smoke. |
| 18:28.04 | Irskaad | Lezia - And then? |
| 18:28.07 | Irskaad | (Hi!) |
| 18:28.38 | LotG | (hey, cat, watch this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ ) |
| 18:28.53 | LotG | Tyraz - And then we cease to exist. |
| 18:29.09 | Irskaad | Lezia - Really? That's so cruel... |
| 18:29.32 | LotG | Tyraz - What we deserve if he has no followers. |
| 18:31.18 | Irskaad | Lezia - Why does Umbrux need followers? |
| 18:31.40 | LotG | Tyraz - So that he can become more powerful. |
| 18:31.55 | Irskaad | Lezia - How do people make him more powerful? |
| 18:32.11 | LotG | Tyraz - Dunno, just does. |
| 18:32.33 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Giggles* Maybe his power is represented by his army size! |
| 18:32.37 | Facecat | (hi) |
| 18:32.47 | Facecat | (rping?) |
| 18:32.56 | Irskaad | (yep.) |
| 18:33.09 | LotG | (Cat, watch this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ ) |
| 18:33.47 | Facecat | (I seen that before! Weird Al is funny but not as funny as Zappa!) |
| 18:34.02 | LotG | (lol Weird Al's brilliant) |
| 18:34.17 | LotG | Tyraz - Perhaps it is... |
| 18:34.51 | Irskaad | Lezia - But counting all the Zazane that are about to Hatch, he is going to get way more powerful. |
| 18:34.52 | Facecat | *Kool-aid man crashes in* Oh YEAH! |
| 18:34.56 | Facecat | (sorry, I had to!) |
| 18:35.13 | Irskaad | (Who is Kool-aid man?) |
| 18:35.36 | LotG | *Tyraz picks up Kool-aid and drinks the liquid inside* Ugh, concrete! |
| 18:35.57 | Facecat | (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUts642ENSo) |
| 18:37.35 | LotG | ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3NbpJyGz6c ) |
| 18:38.48 | LotG | ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB5ZXIEA7d4&NR=1 ) |
| 18:38.55 | Facecat | (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62yPRGb9_UI) |
| 18:39.27 | Irskaad | (I'm from a foreign country, how am I supposed to know him? =D) |
| 18:39.44 | Irskaad | (But I've seen family Guy on FOX Portugal.) |
| 18:39.45 | Facecat | (I dunno lol) |
| 18:40.02 | Irskaad | (It's Channel 28) |
| 18:41.42 | Irskaad | Lezia - So, with all the Zazane that are yet to hatch, He'll become way more powerful... |
| 18:42.09 | LotG | Tyraz - Quite possibly. |
| 18:42.27 | Irskaad | Lezia - When will he be stronger than Kamik'Shi? |
| 18:42.41 | LotG | Tyraz - Hmm, long time I guess. |
| 18:42.48 | Irskaad | Lezia - How much? |
| 18:43.01 | LotG | Tyraz - I cannot tell for sure. |
| 18:43.14 | Irskaad | Lezia - A guess, maybe? |
| 18:43.36 | LotG | Tyraz - Why do you keep asking, Lezia? |
| 18:43.51 | Irskaad | Lezia - Just want to see Kamik die. |
| 18:44.34 | LotG | Tyraz - I don't like turtles. |
| 18:44.45 | LotG | ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS4X5_-OAE8&feature=related ) |
| 18:44.50 | Irskaad | Lezia - What are Turtles? |
| 18:45.26 | LotG | Tyraz - Uhh, nothing! |
| 18:46.39 | Irskaad | Lezia - So, What do you folks think of Tantalus? |
| 18:47.05 | LotG | Zazane Crowd - *start roaring before stopping suddenly* |
| 18:47.23 | Irskaad | Lezia - Wow, you're angry. |
| 18:47.47 | LotG | Tyraz - They ain't had nothing to kill recently. |
| 18:48.06 | Irskaad | Lezia - What do you guys think of Ko'han? |
| 18:48.26 | LotG | Zazane Enforcer - Meh, he's alright. |
| 18:48.42 | Irskaad | Lezia - What about Tox? |
| 18:49.06 | LotG | *Zazane crowd oar loudly* |
| 18:49.09 | LotG | roar* |
| 18:49.22 | Irskaad | Lezia - Woah, so he won a reality show, is that bad? |
| 18:50.03 | LotG | Tyraz - He disrespects all cultures! |
| 18:50.14 | LotG | Zazane Citizen - Put him on a spike! |
| 18:50.23 | LotG | Zazane Enforcer - Burn him!! |
| 18:50.24 | Irskaad | Lezia - He doesn't disrespect the Kraw Galaxy... |
| 18:50.40 | LotG | Tyraz - He disrespects religion, however. |
| 18:51.09 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Sings SSKG Theme song* |
| 18:51.35 | LotG | Tyraz - *Sings "Dragostea din Tei"* |
| 18:52.16 | LotG | (this is "Dragostea din Tei" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHJjY0Lj1oA&feature=related ) |
| 18:54.26 | Irskaad | Lezia - So................ Do Zazane have reality Shows? |
| 18:55.20 | LotG | Tyraz - *singing* Vreci di plecida dar numa numa iei, numa numa iei, numa numa numa iei. Chipul tau si dragostea din tei, mi-amnitesc de ochii tai. |
| 18:55.37 | LotG | Tyraz - *stops singing* Sorry, what? |
| 18:55.48 | Irskaad | Lezia - Do Zazane have reality shows? |
| 18:56.08 | LotG | Tyraz - No, we don't. |
| 18:56.35 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok. |
| 18:56.51 | Irskaad | Lezia - What is Umbrux's favorite hobby? |
| 18:57.09 | LotG | Tyraz - Umm, watching battles in Zakaipods and talking to me. |
| 18:57.25 | Irskaad | Lezia - Umbrux is cute. |
| 18:57.47 | LotG | Tyraz - He don't think so. |
| 18:58.05 | Irskaad | Lezia - I pet Moxix in Zakaipods. |
| 18:58.14 | LotG | Tyraz - ...... |
| 18:58.28 | Irskaad | Lezia - And Zagdala too. |
| 18:58.46 | LotG | Tyraz - ............ |
| 18:59.24 | LotG | Tyraz - Why? |
| 18:59.29 | Irskaad | Lezia - They're cute. |
| 18:59.42 | LotG | Tyraz - They are also dead. |
| 18:59.56 | Irskaad | Lezia - They didn't seem dead. =P |
| 19:00.31 | LotG | Tyraz - Well, they are. Didn't you see Moxix's scar on his face? |
| 19:01.11 | Irskaad | Lezia - Oh right.I wonder where am I going to go when I die... |
| 19:01.47 | LotG | Tyraz - The scar on Moxix's face was caused by Dondrik's blaster firing in his face. |
| 19:02.01 | Irskaad | Lezia - Poor thing... |
| 19:02.12 | LotG | Tyraz - He deserved it. |
| 19:02.19 | Irskaad | Lezia - Why? |
| 19:02.37 | LotG | Tyraz - Because he was mental. |
| 19:02.45 | Irskaad | Lezia - Why? |
| 19:03.03 | LotG | Kezoreg - <<kiss Moxxi>> *sticks thought in Lezia's head for fun* |
| 19:03.13 | LotG | Tyraz - He just was. |
| 19:03.28 | LotG | Tyraz - Although, his childhood was disturbing. |
| 19:03.30 | Irskaad | Lezia - I feel like kissing Moxix for some very odd reason. |
| 19:03.41 | LotG | Tyraz - ??? |
| 19:03.47 | Irskaad | Lezia - I'm sorry. |
| 19:04.06 | LotG | Tyraz - Why do you feel like that? |
| 19:04.25 | Irskaad | Lezia - As I was asking, where am I going to go when I die? And I have no idea, the ide just sprouted. |
| 19:04.27 | Irskaad | idea* |
| 19:05.03 | LotG | Tyraz - You might not die, because I am going to Descend you, remember. |
| 19:05.24 | Irskaad | Lezia - Allright, but what if I die before that? Where am I going to go? |
| 19:05.49 | LotG | Tyraz - *hugs Lezia tightly* I'm not going to let you die... |
| 19:06.53 | Irskaad | Lezia - Awwwww.... =D When I become descended, I want to be in a war with you, now that I will be unable to die. =P |
| 19:07.19 | LotG | Tyraz - Did I just hear you say you want to get involved in a war? |
| 19:07.33 | Irskaad | Lezia - Just for fun. =P |
| 19:07.50 | LotG | Tyraz - *smiles before kissing Lezia* |
| 19:07.54 | Irskaad | Lezia - I love you, Tyraz! I want to do things with you. |
| 19:08.40 | LotG | Tyraz - Well, every weekend I like to sleep in a bloodbath. |
| 19:09.02 | Irskaad | Lezia - How do you make the bloodbath? |
| 19:09.23 | LotG | Tyraz - It's as simple as it sounds. |
| 19:09.45 | Irskaad | Lezia - Let's hope it's Xhodocto blood. |
| 19:10.23 | LotG | Tyraz - The blood of others covering my skin, the cold blood.....it takes the stress off my shoulders. |
| 19:10.41 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok. What do you want to do now? |
| 19:10.59 | LotG | Tyraz - *starts day-dreaming* |
| 19:11.13 | Irskaad | Lezia - What are you dreaming? |
| 19:11.50 | LotG | Tyraz - I am still thinking about that deep, shivering cold bloodbath. The sweet taste of that blood.... |
| 19:12.26 | Irskaad | Lezia - <<That might be fun, I'm going to try!>> I want to try! |
| 19:12.46 | LotG | Tyraz - Alright then. |
| 19:12.51 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yay! |
| 19:13.02 | Irskaad | Lezia - You make me want to do everything with you. |
| 19:13.09 | LotG | Tyraz - *reveals a room with an already-made bloodbath in it* |
| 19:13.12 | Irskaad | Lezia - Wow. |
| 19:13.47 | LotG | Tyraz - Go on, take a dip. |
| 19:14.11 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Takes a dip* It's cold, let's heat it up! |
| 19:14.27 | LotG | Tyraz - Its meant to be cold. |
| 19:14.48 | Irskaad | Lezia - Wouldn't it be more fun if it was warm? |
| 19:15.25 | LotG | Tyraz - If it was warm it'd taste like some sort of caffeine, us Zazane don't drink caffeine. |
| 19:15.46 | LotG | Tyraz - Go on, taste the blood. Feel its sweetness in your mouth. |
| 19:15.57 | Irskaad | Lezia - Ok. What creature's blood is this? |
| 19:16.15 | LotG | Tyraz - Well, what would disturb you the least? |
| 19:16.39 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hehehe... What Creature's blood is this? |
| 19:17.07 | LotG | Tyraz - Horuce blood, Horuce being our version of a cow. Go on, taste the blood. |
| 19:17.32 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Tastes* Hehehe... doesn't taste too good... |
| 19:17.45 | LotG | Tyraz - You get used to it. |
| 19:17.59 | LotG | Tyraz - *gets in bloodbath* |
| 19:18.38 | LotG | Tyraz - Don't you just love its coldness on your skin? |
| 19:18.48 | Irskaad | Lezia - Awww, my big warrior has entered the arena... And yes, I actually do. |
| 19:19.28 | LotG | Tyraz - *tickles Lezia with his tail* |
| 19:19.42 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hehehe... I'm ticklish! |
| 19:20.10 | LotG | Tyraz - *dives underneath the bloodbath* |
| 19:20.30 | Irskaad | Lezia - Can you breathe in there? |
| 19:20.58 | LotG | Tyraz - *appears behind Lezia and hugs her* I do not need to breath. |
| 19:21.33 | *** join/#sporewiki Facecat (46f36d10@gateway/web/freenode/ip.70.243.109.16) |
| 19:21.47 | LotG | (yo Facecat!) |
| 19:22.02 | Irskaad | Lezia - Awwwwwwwww... =D Aren't you cute! |
| 19:22.02 | LotG | ( watch this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHJjY0Lj1oA&feature=related ) |
| 19:22.03 | Facecat | (Yesh?) |
| 19:23.04 | LotG | Tyraz - *pulls out Horuce head from underneath the blood* (This is a Horuce.) |
| 19:23.11 | LotG | [[Creature:Horuce]] |
| 19:23.12 | morgothBotPy | LotG meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Horuce |
| 19:23.39 | Irskaad | Lezia - Cute animal. Just like Patikoulos. |
| 19:24.09 | LotG | Tyraz - These things can get huge. |
| 19:24.47 | Facecat | Random jerk- No they can't! |
| 19:24.58 | Irskaad | Lezia - If Horuce were sapient, what would you do? |
| 19:25.21 | LotG | Tyraz - If Horuce were sapient, we'd still eat them. |
| 19:25.42 | LotG | Tyraz - *pulls jerk into the bloodbath and slices him in half* |
| 19:25.57 | Irskaad | Lezia - Who was that guy? |
| 19:26.06 | LotG | Tyraz - Some random jerk. |
| 19:26.22 | LotG | Tyraz - But now its both his blood and Horuce blood. |
| 19:26.46 | LotG | Tyraz - This is turning into a brilliant bloodbath. |
| 19:27.19 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yeah... |
| 19:27.46 | LotG | Tyraz - *tastes the blood and starts drinking* |
| 19:27.47 | Irskaad | Lezia - Who do you hate the most? |
| 19:28.10 | LotG | Tyraz - Hmm? |
| 19:28.12 | Facecat | Random Jerk Ghost- Hillo! |
| 19:28.39 | Irskaad | Lezia - Who do you hate the most? |
| 19:29.06 | LotG | Tyraz - I hate Zr'Ahgloth the most, he's an idiot. |
| 19:29.22 | LotG | Tyraz - I'd happily bathe in his blood..... |
| 19:29.23 | Facecat | Random Jerk Ghost- I hate Tyraz! He looks like a little girl! |
| 19:29.41 | Irskaad | Lezia - I'm Lezia. |
| 19:30.05 | LotG | Tyraz - I know you're Lezia. |
| 19:30.06 | Facecat | Reandom Jerk Ghost- No your not! |
| 19:31.03 | LotG | Tyraz - *dives underneath the bloodbath* |
| 19:31.18 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Grabs Tyraz's Tail and pets it* |
| 19:32.03 | Facecat | (Eh?) |
| 19:32.29 | LotG | Kezoreg - <<Bite it, bite it>> *sticks thought in Lezia's head* |
| 19:32.54 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Bites Tyraz's tail softly* |
| 19:33.23 | LotG | Tyraz - *Tyraz comes up* Hmm? |
| 19:33.34 | Irskaad | Lezia - Just felt like it. =P |
| 19:34.01 | LotG | Tyraz - Feel free to take a deeper bite if you're gonna bite me. |
| 19:34.34 | LotG | Tyraz - At least make me bleed if you're gonna bite me. |
| 19:34.38 | Irskaad | Lezia - Nah. =P Come to me so I can pet you. |
| 19:34.43 | Facecat | (Is this somekind of strage alien foreplay?) |
| 19:34.53 | Irskaad | (Yep. =P) |
| 19:34.54 | LotG | (foreplay? lemme see....) |
| 19:35.19 | LotG | (suppose it is) |
| 19:35.37 | LotG | Tyraz - *swims over to Lezia* |
| 19:35.47 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Pets Tyraz* |
| 19:35.55 | LotG | (Tyraz said he likes taking bloodbaths) |
| 19:36.35 | Facecat | Pervy McPerverson- *video types* YESH YESH YESH! |
| 19:37.01 | LotG | Kezoreg - <<Bite harder on tail, mama>> *sticks thought in Lezia's head* |
| 19:37.29 | LotG | Tyraz - *grabs Pervy McPerverson and slices him in half* Pervert. |
| 19:37.54 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Bites hard on Tyraz's Tail* Just felt like it. |
| 19:37.56 | Facecat | Pervy McPerverson II- This will be better than two girls one cut! |
| 19:38.18 | Facecat | *cup |
| 19:38.45 | Facecat | Pervy McPerverson- this is delicious0! |
| 19:38.50 | LotG | Tyraz - *looks at tail* Well, at least its bleeding this time, thats good! |
| 19:39.06 | Irskaad | Lezia - =D *Keeps petting Tyraz* |
| 19:39.50 | Facecat | Pervy McPerverson II- IMA GOIN' TO BE RICH! |
| 19:39.56 | LotG | Tyraz - *Tyraz's blood makes the bloodbath slightly colder* |
| 19:40.15 | Irskaad | Lezia - It's getting cold... |
| 19:40.22 | LotG | Tyraz - *bites Pervy McPerverson II's leg* |
| 19:40.36 | LotG | Tyraz - Its my blood, it has entered the bloodbath. |
| 19:40.42 | Facecat | Pervy McPerverson II- YES YES! |
| 19:41.11 | Facecat | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjAG3q1VI9w&feature=related |
| 19:41.20 | LotG | (has Pervy McPerverson II got any self-control?) |
| 19:42.07 | Facecat | (Whould he be Pervy McPerverson II if he did?) |
| 19:42.37 | LotG | Tyraz - *splashes blood at Lezia* |
| 19:43.02 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hehehe... |
| 19:43.10 | Facecat | Pervy McPerverson II- Starts singing this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKPoHgKcqag |
| 19:44.16 | LotG | Tyraz - *starts drinking the blood again* Taste it again, Lezia. |
| 19:44.47 | Facecat | Pervy McPerverson II- Yes, do eet! |
| 19:45.14 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Tastes blood* Not very good... Has Umbrux ever been mortal? |
| 19:45.15 | LotG | Tyraz - Not like that, perv! I meant the blood! |
| 19:46.09 | Facecat | Pervy McPerverson II- Yes...this is good stuff for my video! |
| 19:46.13 | LotG | Tyraz - *puts finger on Lezia's mouth* Ssh, no questions. Just enjoy yourself. |
| 19:46.37 | Facecat | Pervy McPerverson II- *drools* |
| 19:46.42 | Irskaad | (In [[Creature:Zazane]] - Population - 63 Million???) |
| 19:46.43 | morgothBotPy | Irskaad meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Creature:Zazane |
| 19:47.27 | LotG | (Yeah 63 million including the Zazane here and Zazane in other universe) |
| 19:47.52 | LotG | Tyraz - *whacks Pervy McPerverson II with his tail* |
| 19:48.05 | Irskaad | (Only 63 Million? I thought there were many Trillion Zazane out there) |
| 19:48.33 | LotG | (As I said, they have population problem) |
| 19:48.43 | Facecat | Pervy McPerverson II- THIS VIDEO WILL MAKE ME RICH! |
| 19:48.45 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Sings* I want your love and I want your revenge... |
| 19:49.28 | LotG | Tyraz - Nice singing. |
| 19:49.37 | Irskaad | (Dinner, see you soon.) |
| 19:49.51 | LotG | (cya Irsk) |
| 19:49.55 | Facecat | Pervy McPerverson II- MY EARS!*RUNES WAY* |
| 19:49.59 | Facecat | (BYE) |
| 19:50.21 | LotG | (You going, Facecat?) |
| 19:50.40 | Facecat | (no |
| 19:50.49 | LotG | (oh, good) |
| 19:50.52 | Facecat | (I was saying bye to Irsk) |
| 19:51.37 | LotG | ( Watch this! I ain't seen this vid yet, please watch it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMpDHEVaI1k&feature=related ) |
| 19:54.13 | Facecat | (Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwj0gLriTnk) |
| 19:54.45 | Facecat | (That's what my new 'evil' empire's leader voice sounds like) |
| 19:54.57 | LotG | (Its gonna be a rickroll, isn't it?) |
| 19:55.07 | Facecat | (Maybe) |
| 19:56.41 | Facecat | (Just watch) |
| 19:57.14 | LotG | (my god that is scary!) |
| 19:57.31 | Facecat | (YOU GOT SCARYROLL'D!) |
| 19:58.04 | Facecat | (No, that is what the voice of the leader of my new evil empire is going to sound like) |
| 19:58.33 | LotG | (Wow, more evil than Tyraz!) |
| 19:59.12 | Facecat | (This is what he sounds like talking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4HJ1a1mnpw&feature=related) |
| 19:59.33 | LotG | (Tyraz has a soft Zazane accent, and a Zazane accent is quite similiar to a Russian one) |
| 20:00.15 | Facecat | (O rly? |
| 20:01.11 | LotG | (Ya rly) |
| 20:01.23 | LotG | (And that voice is incredibly creepy) |
| 20:01.54 | *** join/#sporewiki Wormy (5869274f@gateway/web/freenode/ip.88.105.39.79) |
| 20:02.00 | LotG | Wormy! |
| 20:02.03 | Wormy | hi |
| 20:02.12 | Facecat | Wormy! |
| 20:02.16 | Wormy | hello |
| 20:02.30 | LotG | MM, show Wormulon the voice of your new leader, |
| 20:02.35 | Facecat | I am |
| 20:03.09 | Facecat | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4HJ1a1mnpw&feature=related FEAR THE VOID ORDER! |
| 20:03.53 | Irskaad | Hi Wormy! |
| 20:04.40 | LotG | You know, Tyraz is evil, but his accenr is quie similiar to a soft Russian one. |
| 20:04.45 | Facecat | His idea of humor creeping into childrens minds and making them see this for hours and hours. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSMpIONuzB8&feature=related |
| 20:05.27 | Wormy | Thats not that scary! |
| 20:06.03 | Irskaad | Hi Everyone! |
| 20:07.23 | Facecat | This one is better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwj0gLriTnk |
| 20:08.37 | Wormy | hi irsk |
| 20:08.53 | Facecat | He creeps into his enemies mind and talks to them. Most of the time it sounds like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QdEJJ-2P2o&feature=related |
| 20:09.32 | Wormy | THats funny! |
| 20:10.01 | Wormy | The Rick Role one is horrendus D: |
| 20:11.30 | Facecat | What would Wormulus do if the leader of the void order started talking to him in his sleep? |
| 20:12.59 | Wormy | The Emperor would telepathicallt fry the Void leader for giving him a headache. |
| 20:13.55 | Wormy | i must go, cya |
| 20:14.03 | Facecat | Awww ;( |
| 20:14.04 | Facecat | bye |
| 20:14.05 | Irskaad | What would the DCP Think of the Tyrekians if they ever met them? (Bye!9 |
| 20:14.07 | Irskaad | ) |
| 20:14.20 | Wormy | i'll be back later! |
| 20:14.25 | Irskaad | Ok, bye! |
| 20:14.34 | Wormy | Hmm, i don't know! |
| 20:16.24 | Irskaad | What would the Zazane think of the Tyrekians if they ever met them? |
| 20:16.45 | Facecat | This is the theme of the Void Order's leader http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUIWZjfIIWY |
| 20:16.56 | Irskaad | What is the Void order? |
| 20:17.32 | Facecat | My new evil empire i'm making. |
| 20:17.57 | Irskaad | Ok. |
| 20:18.03 | Irskaad | Lucario? |
| 20:18.30 | Facecat | He had his soul taken by the Void Order! :0 |
| 20:19.11 | LotG | I'm having dinner. |
| 20:19.11 | Irskaad | Ok. |
| 20:23.15 | Facecat | This is what he looks like http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=usr-Matt-190|2265961107%3Asast-500655345855%3Apg-20 |
| 20:23.53 | Irskaad | He looks cool. |
| 20:24.05 | Facecat | Thanks |
| 20:24.46 | Facecat | He is over two million years old. |
| 20:24.59 | Irskaad | How did he live that long? |
| 20:25.12 | Facecat | He is immortal |
| 20:25.22 | Irskaad | How is he immortal? |
| 20:26.03 | LotG | Back. |
| 20:26.15 | Irskaad | Yay. What would the Zazane think of the Tyrekians if they ever met them? |
| 20:26.44 | Facecat | He is a Demigod |
| 20:26.53 | Irskaad | Ok. |
| 20:26.57 | LotG | Zazane and Tyrek would certainly not get on. |
| 20:27.09 | LotG | And why is he a demigod, MM? |
| 20:27.28 | Facecat | Because I say so. No, I don |
| 20:27.39 | Facecat | don't want to tell you all his story right now. |
| 20:27.54 | LotG | It better be good. |
| 20:28.13 | Facecat | I'm make it as good as I want it to, okay? |
| 20:28.24 | Facecat | *I'll |
| 20:28.27 | LotG | Hmm...... |
| 20:28.28 | Irskaad | What would Tyraz do to Gongnores Slaki' |
| 20:28.30 | Irskaad | ? |
| 20:29.01 | LotG | Wait, Zazane and Tyrek have met. I remember! |
| 20:29.14 | Irskaad | Ahh yes, in Roleplay. |
| 20:29.27 | LotG | And Tyraz beat up Gongores. |
| 20:29.41 | Facecat | He isn't the true leader of the Void Order. The ture leader is much more powerful then him. |
| 20:30.07 | Irskaad | Who is the "ture leader"? |
| 20:30.24 | Facecat | You'll find out. |
| 20:30.28 | Irskaad | So what do the Zazane think of the Tyrekians? |
| 20:30.33 | Facecat | later |
| 20:30.57 | LotG | Zazane really do not like the Tyreks' attitude. |
| 20:31.33 | Irskaad | Lezia - What do you folks think of the Tyrekians I see in these books? |
| 20:32.11 | LotG | *Zazane crowd peek inside to see bloodbath* They bad...really bad..... |
| 20:32.50 | LotG | Zazane Enforcer - Ehh, what are you two doing? |
| 20:33.12 | Irskaad | Lezia - We're expressing our love for each other. |
| 20:33.30 | Facecat | g2g |
| 20:33.55 | LotG | Zazane Enforcer - Are you.....Xhiphing?! |
| 20:34.16 | LotG | Tyraz - *starts getting angry* |
| 20:34.29 | Irskaad | Lezia - What is Xhiphing? |
| 20:34.55 | LotG | Tyraz - No we are not, enforcer! My wife is pregnant, if you do not know! |
| 20:35.27 | Irskaad | Lezia - What is Xhiphing? |
| 20:35.53 | LotG | Tyraz - Mating....... |
| 20:36.07 | Irskaad | Lezia - Oh, ok. =D |
| 20:36.59 | LotG | Tyraz - However, I heard that....wait, get out, enforcer!! *throws book at the Zazane* |
| 20:37.19 | LotG | Zazane Crowd - Aww.... *leave room* |
| 20:37.35 | Irskaad | Lezia - What are you saying? |
| 20:37.43 | LotG | Tyraz - Uh, nothing! |
| 20:38.21 | Irskaad | *Book gets turned to a page about Tyrekians* Lezia - What are Tyrekians? |
| 20:39.31 | LotG | Tyraz - Tyrekians are god hunters, reptiles that look a bit like Tahar. They try and kill gods. They are led by Gongores Slaki, a guy I faced. |
| 20:39.59 | Irskaad | Lezia - Are they Super-Intelligent too? |
| 20:40.23 | LotG | Tyraz - No, more like super-stupid cos they tried to kill me. |
| 20:40.58 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hehehe... Did they manage to "kill" you |
| 20:41.00 | Irskaad | ? |
| 20:41.11 | LotG | Tyraz - Nope, not even once =) |
| 20:41.28 | LotG | Tyraz - *divers under bloodbath and tickles Lezia's toes* |
| 20:41.39 | LotG | dives* |
| 20:42.33 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hehehehe.... How is Gongnores Slaki like? |
| 20:43.36 | LotG | Tyraz - *still under the bloodbath* Gongores is an idiot, like Zavrhos. Basically, he's a purplish-blue Tahar-like creature version of Zavrhos. |
| 20:44.37 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hehehe... how did he try to kill you? |
| 20:45.23 | LotG | Tyraz - He tried using electricity, guns, blasters, swords, etc. |
| 20:45.43 | Irskaad | Lezia - Swords??? Are they Tier 5? |
| 20:46.03 | LotG | Tyraz - No, they used energy swords. |
| 20:46.18 | Irskaad | Lezia - Oh, ok. What Tier are they in? |
| 20:46.52 | LotG | Tyraz - They say they are Tier 2....but are most probably at the bottom of Tier 3. |
| 20:47.05 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hehehe... |
| 20:47.27 | LotG | Tyraz - *kisses Lezia's stomach* |
| 20:47.34 | Irskaad | Lezia - Awwwww... |
| 20:47.59 | LotG | Kezoreg - <<Bit tail hard, mama>> *sticks thought in Lezia's head* |
| 20:48.04 | LotG | bite* |
| 20:48.34 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Bites Tyraz's Tail hard* Do you like that? |
| 20:49.04 | LotG | Tyraz - Oh, yes! |
| 20:49.18 | LotG | Tyraz - *nibbles Lezia's tail* |
| 20:49.30 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hehehe... |
| 20:50.02 | LotG | Tyraz - *nibbles a little harder* |
| 20:50.27 | Irskaad | Lezia - Not too hard now, hehehe... |
| 20:50.39 | LotG | Tyraz - Sorry =) |
| 20:50.59 | LotG | Tyraz - Go on, bite deep down into my tail.... |
| 20:51.20 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Bites* |
| 20:51.45 | LotG | Tyraz - That is a good bite! |
| 20:52.55 | LotG | Tyraz - *bites Lezia's tail gently* |
| 20:53.18 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hehehe... |
| 20:54.14 | LotG | Tyraz - Do you want to come under? |
| 20:54.29 | Irskaad | Lezia - I have to breathe, hehehe... |
| 20:54.57 | LotG | Tyraz - *comes up and kisses Lezia* |
| 20:55.38 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yay! =D |
| 20:56.58 | LotG | Tyraz - Ever since you entered my "life", things have become much more fun. I hope I sparked up yours... |
| 20:57.35 | Irskaad | Lezia - You sure did. |
| 20:57.40 | LotG | Tyraz - Helenia would not like us doing this ha ha!! |
| 20:57.49 | Irskaad | Lezia - Why? |
| 20:58.29 | LotG | Tyraz - Well, don't you think she is kinda little too mature, as in old? |
| 20:58.42 | Irskaad | Lezia - She is middle-aged. |
| 20:59.07 | LotG | Tyraz - Oh, really? |
| 20:59.17 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yep. |
| 21:00.17 | LotG | Tyraz - Does it say anything about enjoying yourself in a cold bloodbath in her law book? |
| 21:00.57 | Irskaad | Lezia - Nope. And it's the Kraw Galaxy's law book. Kies has one, Eko has one, Varkeos has one, I have one, Ko'han has one... |
| 21:01.46 | LotG | Tyraz - Well, in this room, there are no rules. |
| 21:02.25 | Irskaad | Lezia - What rules does your Empire have? |
| 21:03.55 | LotG | Tyraz - Show no mercy to your enemy, as it dishonours both, don't make your foe suffer, grant them a quick death, do not steal, do not show cowardice and show respect. |
| 21:04.23 | Irskaad | Lezia - I would be quickly arrested then... Hehehe... |
| 21:05.14 | LotG | Tyraz - *snuggles up to Lezia* Well, I'd quickly be arrested in your empire too. |
| 21:05.28 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yeah. =D |
| 21:05.36 | Irskaad | Lezia - We're both criminals. |
| 21:06.29 | LotG | Tyraz - Yeah, we're both very naughty ha ha! |
| 21:07.42 | LotG | Tyraz - Can you feel the bloodbath heat up? |
| 21:08.03 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yeah, finnaly, what is it? |
| 21:08.38 | LotG | Tyraz - Its our body heat finally kicking in and its affecting the heat. |
| 21:08.52 | LotG | blood*, not heat |
| 21:08.57 | Irskaad | Lezia - Awwww... |
| 21:10.30 | Irskaad | Lezia - Do you guys have diplomats? |
| 21:10.43 | LotG | Tyraz - No, no diplomats. |
| 21:10.59 | LotG | Tyraz - Hey, how about tasting the blood now? |
| 21:11.22 | Irskaad | Lezia - No Diplomats? Then how do you talk to other races? |
| 21:12.00 | LotG | Tyraz - *drinks the blood contently* I talk to other races. |
| 21:12.25 | Irskaad | Lezia - Do you have senators? |
| 21:12.53 | LotG | Tyraz - No, senators, diplomats, politicians, etc. Just an emperor. |
| 21:13.24 | Irskaad | Lezia - How do you manage all that alone? |
| 21:13.58 | LotG | Tyraz - Well, its stressful, but like I said, I relax by doing this. |
| 21:14.27 | Irskaad | Lezia - What is the part you love and hate most about being Emperor? |
| 21:15.24 | LotG | Tyraz - I love being able to do things like run off with an empire's diplomat without causing an inter-galactic incident =D |
| 21:16.05 | LotG | Tyraz - The fact I hate the most is that I can get really stressed while doing my job, |
| 21:17.11 | Irskaad | Lezia - What do you do that causes the most stress? |
| 21:17.29 | LotG | Tyraz - Its all the war that stresses me out. |
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| 21:18.22 | LotG | Random, brudda!! |
| 21:18.55 | The_Randomness | I heard there may have been something strange going on in here. |
| 21:19.19 | LotG | Yeah, I found out I'm a magician. |
| 21:19.57 | LotG | I can make an application called "the button" stop so I can cheat at it! |
| 21:20.12 | The_Randomness | Yeah, I can be one too. Watch as I make myself disappear. |
| 21:20.31 | LotG | Haha, brilliant! |
| 21:20.52 | LotG | That was actually quite a cool joke. |
| 21:21.30 | Irskaad | Lezia - If I was empress, and I made laws that replicate our Empire's laws for the Zazane, what would they think? |
| 21:22.03 | LotG | Tyraz - They would riot. Zazane do not believe in peace. |
| 21:22.16 | Irskaad | Lezia - How would they Riot? |
| 21:22.46 | LotG | Tyraz - They would put things on spikes, burn things, start cannibalising each other, etc. |
| 21:23.13 | Irskaad | Lezia - I would arrest them and leave the Peaceful Zazane in. |
| 21:23.31 | LotG | Tyraz - There would be no peaceful Zazane. |
| 21:24.32 | LotG | Tyraz - Zazane are not restricted by laws, they are restricted by tradition. |
| 21:24.51 | Irskaad | Lezia - What would happen if the Tradition was gone? |
| 21:25.12 | LotG | Tyraz - Then the Zazane would be completely vulnerable. |
| 21:25.20 | Irskaad | Lezia - To what?´~ |
| 21:25.39 | LotG | Tyraz - Anything. |
| 21:25.57 | Irskaad | Lezia - Disease even? |
| 21:26.13 | LotG | Tyraz - Maybe. |
| 21:27.39 | Irskaad | Lezia - But how would they be vulnerable? |
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| 21:29.52 | LotG_ | (Sorry, had a problem) |
| 21:30.03 | LotG_ | (Wait, what?) |
| 21:30.36 | Irskaad | Lezia - But how would they be vulnerable? |
| 21:31.37 | LotG | Tyraz - Zazane would have nothing to go by. |
| 21:31.50 | Irskaad | Lezia - What would they do? |
| 21:32.02 | LotG | Tyraz - I don't know.... |
| 21:32.22 | LotG | Tyraz - *steps out of bloodbath* |
| 21:33.15 | LotG | Tyraz - *looks at tail before looking at his waist* Oops.... *grabs a towel* |
| 21:33.30 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hehehe... |
| 21:33.59 | LotG | Tyraz - That ain't funny, it's embarassing..... *blushes* |
| 21:34.32 | Irskaad | Lezia - Awww... *Steps out of the bloodbath* |
| 21:35.02 | LotG | Tyraz - *puts on his black Emperor armour* |
| 21:35.16 | Irskaad | Lezia - That makes you even cuter. |
| 21:35.41 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Puts on Diplomat Clothes* |
| 21:36.33 | LotG | Tyraz - Thank you. Here, might wanna wear this when you Descend. *gives Lezia some white female Zazane armour* |
| 21:36.50 | Irskaad | Lezia - Awwww, isn't it cute! =D |
| 21:37.35 | LotG | Tyraz - If you say so. |
| 21:38.06 | Irskaad | Lezia - So, How's Umbrux? Is he entertained? |
| 21:38.21 | LotG | Tyraz - Why would he be entertained? |
| 21:38.47 | Irskaad | Lezia - He should be. |
| 21:39.20 | LotG | Tyraz - What, watching us making foreplay? If he is entertained then he's rude. |
| 21:40.06 | Irskaad | Lezia - No, watching all of the Zazzies in Zakkiepods. |
| 21:40.26 | LotG | Tyraz - *embarassed* Ohh...... |
| 21:40.46 | LotG | Tyraz - Yeah, he's probably entertained. |
| 21:41.01 | LotG | *Umbrux appears in front of them* |
| 21:41.29 | LotG | Umbrux - So, how was the bloodbath? |
| 21:41.34 | Irskaad | Lezia - It was good. |
| 21:42.03 | LotG | Umbrux - Was is "that" good, mortal? |
| 21:42.09 | LotG | it* |
| 21:42.12 | Irskaad | Lezia - Yep. |
| 21:42.24 | LotG | Tyraz - *facepalm* |
| 21:42.44 | Irskaad | Lezia - What? |
| 21:42.51 | LotG | Umbrux - I see Tyraz enjoyed himself *bursts out laughing* |
| 21:43.45 | LotG | Umbrux - Every weekend I usually see Tyraz...... |
| 21:43.51 | LotG | Tyraz - Enough!! |
| 21:44.03 | Irskaad | Lezia - Awwww... *Pets Umbrux* |
| 21:44.36 | LotG | *Umbrux transforms into Moxix* |
| 21:44.44 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hi Moxie! |
| 21:45.00 | LotG | Tyraz - That is not Moxix! |
| 21:45.24 | LotG | Moxix - Hmm, that sight made me laugh all the way through! |
| 21:45.58 | Irskaad | Lezia - Are you still in there, Umbrie? |
| 21:46.06 | LotG | *Moxix transforms into Zagdala* |
| 21:46.21 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hi Zaggie! *Pets* |
| 21:46.26 | LotG | Zagdala - What if Empress Helenia were to find out about that, then? |
| 21:46.40 | Irskaad | Lezia - About what? |
| 21:47.06 | LotG | Zagdala - Find out about what you two were doing. |
| 21:47.17 | LotG | *Zagdala transforms into Umbrux* |
| 21:47.24 | Irskaad | Lezia - Everyone knows we're married in the Asgord Empires. |
| 21:47.50 | LotG | Umbrux - But nobody knows about your time together in the bloodbath. |
| 21:48.00 | LotG | Tyraz - That is private life!! |
| 21:48.16 | LotG | Umbrux - *laughs harder* |
| 21:48.46 | Irskaad | Lezia - Allright. Umbrux, can you hear what Kezoreg might be thinking now? If he's thinking anything? |
| 21:49.33 | LotG | Kezoreg - <<Love Umbrie, mama>> *puts thought in Lezia's head* |
| 21:49.49 | LotG | Umbrux - Kezoreg want you to love me. |
| 21:50.04 | LotG | wants* |
| 21:50.06 | Irskaad | Lezia - Really? How can he see what wer'e doing? *Pets Umbrux* |
| 21:50.49 | LotG | Umbrux - He is a demigod, remember? |
| 21:51.07 | LotG | (I've gtg) |
| 21:51.08 | Irskaad | Lezia - Oh, ok. So I guess he's stronger and smarter as well. |
| 21:51.11 | Irskaad | (Bye! |
| 21:51.12 | Irskaad | ) |
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