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01:01.30Facecat#sporecreate
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01:13.02FacecatHi Wormy.
01:13.11FacecatI like your ideas.
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01:13.27FacecatHold on, I'll be afk for a sec.
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01:14.05Wormyhihihi
01:14.25Facecathi
01:14.35WormyWho is Halopediaman?  Is he from SporeWiki?
01:14.39FacecatI'll be afk for a sec. brb
01:14.43Wormyk
01:17.00FacecatBack and back!
01:17.28WormyHooray!
01:17.54FacecatYAY!
01:17.56Wormyi posted that message in reply
01:18.01Wormyon sporewiki
01:18.02FacecatI seen!
01:19.21WormyI made my Vorgormon Tier 3, they don't have planet busters but they can crack a planet's crust opem, enough to cause mass exrinction.  Its not as glorious as the star buster but it does the job.
01:20.26Wormyit would look somwhat like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlF8APEkh-E
01:20.31FacecatI like the chemical super weapons idea. In fact, most of the old Doriaca Kingdom's weapons was chemical based.
01:21.04Wormybut with the asteroid being replaced by a laser
01:22.30FacecatCool
01:22.57WormyThat scene almost happened in October BTW
01:23.21FacecatThat would of been fun!
01:24.01Wormy2012 will!
01:24.49Wormyhttp://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/6874044-potentially-hazardous-asteroid-due-to-pass-earth-in-october 2010 ST3
01:25.07FalcoPunchAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
01:25.24Wormymeh
01:26.40FalcoPunchWormy, Aturox and Venus's kid is named Aemeus!
01:26.46FalcoPunchHe's a year old already.
01:27.27Wormyi recall in the good'ol days, you and lucario would argue AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA on every wiki out there, then I would come on by coincidence and say YOU TWO ARE EVERYWHERE in the shoutbox.
01:27.49FacecatAnyways, do you think a liquid tiberium shield would be  realistic?
01:28.02WormyInteresting, I feel sorry for him when he goes to school
01:28.21FalcoPunchLuc? Yeah, me too.
01:28.59WormyNo,  Aemeus!
01:29.18WormyYes, I can't see why not.
01:29.22FalcoPunchOhhhhh
01:29.49FalcoPunchWell, he's the son of the emperor of the UVF, he won't be TOO made fune of.
01:29.52FalcoPunch*fun
01:30.01FalcoPunchIf he does.... DUHN DUHN
01:30.47FalcoPunchHere lies Fremif Gostren,  750-756, executed for bullying Aemeus Aturox during Prechool class.
01:30.58FalcoPunch*preschool
01:31.06FacecatWould it be within the ULE and Kingdom's range and what wold be the benefits of a liquid tiberium shield.
01:31.07WormyOn that note, recently Queen Elizibeth the second of England went on facebook but got trolled!
01:32.11Wormy@Facecat: That, I'm sure they could create it but I don't now what effects it might have.
01:32.31FalcoPunchLol, really??
01:33.04Wormyyes http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1328414/Queens-Facebook-page-hijacked-anti-Royalists-getting-200-000-fans.html
01:33.43FacecatDo you think it would make for a better shield or weapon?
01:34.50WormyIt might make for a more unusual one for combating in more unusual tactics
01:36.40FacecatBut what about standard issue weapons?
01:38.55WormyLasers might burn thrugh it but can Tiberium grow?  If it does (whioch I assume) it could repair or seal up hull breaches.
01:39.38FacecatYes http://cnc.wikia.com/wiki/Tiberium
01:40.03FacecatMy computer is running slow. I'm going to reboot. brb
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01:44.45FacecatBack from the dead!
01:46.56WormyYAY
01:47.15WormyI think Tiberium would be a nice edition to my mineral collection.
01:48.52FacecatIf you don't die. :p
01:49.05Wormylol
01:49.34FacecatI don't think having it patch up hulls would be a good idea.
01:49.46WormyIt looks like Dioptase http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dioptase
01:50.07FacecatYeah
01:50.22WormyNo, but perhaps they had a layer of shielding underneaf, or maybe fluid form isn't as bad.
01:50.41FacecatThat is what I was thinking.
01:52.00FacecatMaybe you (or I) could make an Tire U empire that ate Tiberium or something.
01:52.37Wormyinteresting idea
01:52.57WormyI also thought that perhaps nanotech makes sure the hull isn't eaten
01:53.17FacecatYeah, good idea.
01:53.45Facecat"The possibilities of Tiberium... are limitless."
01:55.03FacecatI got to go for a bit again. My dad wants on and such.
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02:14.30FacecatYAY MY DAD IS OFF!
02:19.38FacecatWormu died...
02:20.05FacecatWormy
02:20.44WormyTimerium, its spreading out of my collection NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
02:21.27FacecatMwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
02:22.13Wormywhat can i do, use paint striiper???
02:22.24FacecatSure
02:23.50Wormycool, ahhh, its turning purple
02:24.01Wormyand gropwing rapidally
02:24.28FacecatMeh, take a nap.
02:25.00FacecatI just had an idea!
02:25.05Wormysounds like it could work.
02:25.21WormyI wonder what it tastes like.  hmmm
02:25.34FacecatThe IFA posions the tandard grain with Tiberium.
02:25.39FacecatTaste like death!
02:25.59WormyOhhh, thats nasty!
02:26.13WormyOhhh, thats tasty!
02:27.20FacecatThis is what happens to those who get on the wrong side of  tiberium http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071231115215/cnc/images/c/c4/Human_overgrown_by_Tiberium.jpg
02:28.17WormyHe loks, kinda, happy.
02:28.26WormyCan you see the smile?
02:29.01FacecatHe embraced Tiberium
02:29.34WormyTiberium is so huggable, I'm doing it now.
02:29.42WormyAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH its BURNS
02:30.13WormyI had an idea it will spice up my dinner!
02:30.37FacecatThe old Doriaca Kingdom was very scary in some ways. If they seen you as evil they would turn your planets into this http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071230121445/cnc/images/2/2d/Tiberium_field.jpg
02:33.15WormyYou the Nanohorde, they are based on a rel-life concept, called Grey goo
02:33.35FacecatThen they would farm the Tiberium (btw I'm only calling that until I find a better name)
02:33.36Wormy[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eumDcge_Ozo Grey goo]!
02:33.38FacecatYeah
02:36.27Wormy"All I wanted was a cappuccino!" he say's at the end.
02:36.58Facecatlololololololololololololololololololol
02:38.05FacecatWhat would the DCP do if they faced a wide scale Tiberium bombardment?
02:38.08WormyErik Drexler said it could consume the Earth very quickly, I Erik Drexler said within two days grey goo would outweight the Earth.
02:38.28WormyI think the DCp would scrub it quite quickly with nanotech.
02:38.48FacecatBut the damage would already of been done.
02:39.09WormySomething like grey goo would turn it into something useful
02:39.22Wormyoh wait, it is usaeful
02:39.27Wormybut safe
02:40.21FacecatSo you can be eaten by grey goo or die of Tiberium posioning.
02:40.53FacecatOH BOY!
02:41.00Wormypick your choice, or get eaten by both at once.
02:41.42FacecatGrey Goo would be quicker...
02:42.15Facecatidk
02:43.40FacecatI don't think it would be a good idea to base all of your weapons off of Tiberium.
02:43.45WormyGrey goo is a real possible scenario :(
02:44.00WormyNo, not good at all
02:47.31FacecatIf another empire found it's weakness then all your weapons would become useless.
02:48.29Wormyindeed
02:49.07WormyWhat are its weaknesses?
02:53.45FacecatIn my fiction based off of if you do it right you can engineer one of it's byproducts to counteract its affects.
02:54.29FacecatIts a work in progress
02:55.09Wormyalmost like turning it against itself.
02:55.26FacecatYes
02:55.45FacecatBut it is really hard to do.
02:56.26WormyHey, I read Sauce had sent you a link where you click and a random page and then insert a javascript.  Liquid (I think) tried it abd then called him a twit.  Did you try it?  What did it do?
02:56.48FacecatRick Roll
02:57.06FacecatOh, that
02:57.19Wormylol
02:57.37FacecatIt moved things around. I tricked my mom and dad into thinking the computer was hacked.
02:58.56Wormylol, it didn';t work for me :(
03:00.39Wormyooh, thats err, weird
03:00.53Facecatywah
03:00.59Facecat*yeah
03:01.16FacecatI'm eatting now so if I don't reply real fast that's why.
03:01.29WormySeizuretastic!
03:03.08WormyI'm going to prtetend that I boroke the wiuki!
03:05.25WormyWell, its surprising how fast time flies, I must go now, bye!
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10:34.39LotGLotG in da houze!
10:34.50IrskaadHello!
10:35.05LotGHey Irskaad, how long you been on IRC?
10:35.15IrskaadDid you read Avexia's story? (I've been here for 1 hour)
10:35.43LotGYeah, I read it. Funny stuff that. "In here, we pet animals, not people" LOL
10:35.52LotG(One hour by yourself?)
10:35.58Irskaad(Yep)
10:36.08LotG(Why?)
10:36.19Irskaad(Because I was waiting for you)
10:36.26LotG(For an hour?)
10:36.30Irskaad(yep)
10:36.37LotG-_-
10:37.02IrskaadSo, shall we roleplay?
10:37.15LotGIn a minute, just checking something.
10:37.19IrskaadOk.
10:38.17LotGBack.
10:38.31IrskaadOk.
10:38.35IrskaadLezia - Hi Tyraz!
10:38.53LotGTyraz - (high pitched) Morning!
10:39.09IrskaadLezia - Awww! *Pets tyraz*
10:39.23LotG*Tyraz purrs*
10:39.47IrskaadLezia - Tyraz, can you do me a favor? A big one?
10:39.56LotG(Hey, do you like Michael Jackson's music?)
10:40.04LotGTyraz - Depends what it is.
10:40.13Irskaad(Some of it, like Thriller and smooth criminal)
10:40.34IrskaadLezia - Ehhhh... Can you show me Umbrux creating any creature?
10:40.45IrskaadLezia - *Nervous*
10:40.57LotG(Thriller's awesome, Smooth Criminal's beast and Billie Jean's magic!)
10:41.06LotGTyraz - Why?
10:41.34IrskaadLezia - Just so I can understand better the universe. And I'll be proof for the rest of the Galaxy! =D
10:42.05LotGTyraz - Alright, prepare yourself.
10:42.11IrskaadLezia - Yay!
10:42.23LotG*Tyraz surrounds Lezia in black smoke*
10:42.34LotG*Umbrux appears*
10:42.38IrskaadLezia - Hi!
10:42.57LotGUmbrux - So you are Tyraz's bride?
10:43.05IrskaadLezia - Yep!
10:43.24LotGUmbrux - And you are the carrier of his spawn?
10:43.34IrskaadLezia - Yep!
10:44.04LotGUmbrux - You were friends with that foolish and ignorant mortal, Tox?
10:44.10IrskaadLezia - Yeah.
10:44.51LotGUmbrux - You are lucky you are pregnant with a Descended being. Otherwise, you'd be cursed like Tox.
10:45.01IrskaadLezia - Awwwwwwwww a descended being! =D
10:45.28LotGUmbrux - Kezoreg will be born Descended, thus immortal. You know that, don't you?
10:45.44IrskaadLezia - I didn't know that, That's cool! =D
10:46.07LotGUmbrux - Are you aware that Tyraz will outlive you because he is Descended?
10:46.26IrskaadLezia - Yeah... When I retire I'll become descended too.
10:46.39LotGUmbrux - And when will you retire?
10:46.48IrskaadLezia - In... 36 Years.
10:47.21LotGUmbrux - You realize that you would've aged a lot by then, while Tyraz will still look 20?
10:47.37IrskaadLezia - Yeah, I know.
10:48.06LotGUmbrux - So you would live out your eternity as a Descended being looking old.
10:48.09IrskaadLezia - I can't become descended now otherwise the Universe will ahte me.
10:48.15Irskaadhate*
10:48.30LotGUmbrux - Does everybody hate Tyraz?
10:48.38IrskaadLezia - Yes, apparently.
10:49.12LotGUmbrux - You don't, Aturox doesn't, his warriors don't hate him.
10:49.48IrskaadLezia - But he has a bad reputation...
10:50.09IrskaadLezia - <<he's missing the point why I called him... XD>>
10:50.20LotGUmbrux - Because he does bad things, not because he is Descended.
10:50.35LotGUmbrux - <<I can read your thoughts, mortal>>
10:50.49IrskaadLezia - Oh, sorry.
10:51.31LotGUmbrux - Back to the point, I shall create a Zazane baby right here and now!
10:51.42IrskaadLezia - Ok! =D
10:52.23LotG*Umbrux gathers some black smoke and moulds it into the shape of a Zazane infant, which then solidifies and is now a real Zazane*
10:52.44IrskaadLezia - =O Cool, Awwwww what a cute Baby! *Holds him*
10:52.45LotGUmbrux - Proof to you, mortal, that I can create things.
10:53.02IrskaadLezia - Ok, thank you!
10:53.24LotGUmbrux - But just because I can create things, doesn't mean I can't destroy things.
10:53.47IrskaadLezia - *To the baby* Awww, aren'y you the cutest thing?
10:53.51Irskaadaren't*
10:54.03LotG*The baby suddenly turns back into black smoke*
10:54.31IrskaadLezia - Oh, shoot. Well, at least I have one inside me. =D
10:54.57LotGUmbrux - I have shown you how easily I can create life, and how easy it is to destroy it.
10:55.13IrskaadLezia - Cool. Is the smoke made of DNA?
10:55.34LotGUmbrux - The smoke is of my own material, along with every Zazane.
10:56.26IrskaadLezia - So the first Generation of Zazane were made of your smoke?
10:56.50LotGUmbrux - No, not my smoke. They were made from me!
10:57.03IrskaadLezia - Yes, I know.
10:57.13IrskaadLezia - =D
10:57.21LotGUmbrux - In your case, yes, yes they were.
10:57.39IrskaadLezia - Ok, It was nice meeting you! *Pets Umbrux*
10:58.12LotGUmbrux - It is lucky you are carrying a Descended being, because those who touch or see me are condemned!
10:58.40IrskaadLezia - Yes Indeed... poor Tox.
10:59.15LotGUmbrux - He will die in a few days, either from my curse or if he commits suicide.
10:59.33IrskaadLezia - Oh no! D=
10:59.49LotGUmbrux - That ignorant mortal deserves death.
11:00.00IrskaadLezia - but he won a reality show!
11:00.32LotGUmbrux - It is not because of that, it is because him and his species say they are warriors when they have no honour!
11:00.51IrskaadLezia - Well, at least Tahars can clone him.
11:01.20LotGUmbrux - His body will turn to ash, and all trace of him will disappear in seconds.
11:02.02IrskaadLezia - Oh, poor him, can't you do something? He is sorry!
11:02.38LotGUmbrux - An apology does nothing for me! I must depart, before I curse you......
11:02.46LotG*Umbrux disappears*
11:03.07LotGTyraz - Well, how was that for you, Lezia?
11:03.12IrskaadLezia - What have I done... If I had never visited Tox he wouldn't be dying!
11:03.47LotGTyraz - Be brought it upon himself. Remember, he fell down some stairs.
11:03.53LotGhe*
11:04.43IrskaadLezia - ... But, Look at this... *Shows Video camera on her shirt, it was filming Umbrux* Do you have a TV to plug this in?
11:05.15LotGTyraz - What the--- You are going to show the Tahars?
11:05.20IrskaadLezia - Yep.
11:05.44LotGTyraz - Please, if you find out, they will want to experiment with me.
11:05.48LotGthey*
11:06.21IrskaadLezia - No, they won't. They will just use this footage and that's it. Tahars are afraid of you, by the way.
11:06.50LotGTyraz - Fine. Run the tape.
11:07.10IrskaadLezia - Any TVs nearby, Tyraz? (She is in Tyraz's throne)
11:07.41LotGTyraz - I do have a miniature television from Tox's place.
11:08.24LotGTyraz - I didn't steal it, it found its way into my armour.
11:08.41IrskaadLezia - Cool. *Puts the Tape into the TV, Umbrux shows up in the TV*
11:09.16LotGTyraz - What did he tell you?
11:09.28IrskaadLezia - About what?
11:09.47LotGTyraz - Just what did he speak to you about?
11:10.15IrskaadLezia - Kezoreg, Tox, and other stuff.
11:10.33LotGTyraz - What about Kezoreg? What does he know?
11:10.53IrskaadLezia - He is descended already! =D
11:11.01LotGTyraz - I knew that.
11:11.13Irskaad*Video is still running - Umbrux created the Zazane baby*
11:11.36LotGTyraz - There is your proof of Umbrux creating something.
11:11.58IrskaadLezia - Want o come with me? To the paranology institute?
11:12.01Irskaadto*
11:12.18LotGTyraz - Are there doctors there?
11:12.35IrskaadLezia - Nope. Just Scientists.
11:13.18LotGTyraz - You know I am technically dead.
11:13.27IrskaadLezia - Why?
11:13.53LotGTyraz - I told you, a vital part in Descension is that you have to die.
11:14.07IrskaadLezia - I know. *Goes to her ship* Come!
11:14.20LotG*Tyraz boards ship*
11:14.43Irskaad*Lezia flies to Terkom, Tahar Empire*
11:15.25LotGKezoreg - <<Kill him, kill him>>
11:15.52IrskaadLezia - *Goes to the paranology Institute* Come!
11:16.04LotGTyraz - Ugh, I hate scientists.
11:16.26LotGKezoreg - <<Kill him, mama, kill him>>
11:16.50IrskaadEvkos - Hello, Lezia. Oh, Tyraz... Hi... <<He's the guy in the Terridan News!>>
11:17.04LotGTyraz - Hello, Evkos. And was I?
11:17.17IrskaadEvkos - Were you what?
11:17.31LotGKezoreg - *kicks Lezia's stomach*
11:17.34IrskaadLezia - *Tries to find a device that reads Asgordian tapes*
11:17.46IrskaadLezia - Hey! What kicked me?
11:17.59LotGTyraz - Oh, uh, nothing! <<He don't know I know what he's thinking!>>
11:18.15LotGTyraz - Probably Kezoreg.
11:18.37IrskaadLezia - Why is he kicking? *Still searching*
11:18.50LotGKezoreg - <<Kill him, mama, kill him!>> *kicks again*
11:19.09IrskaadLezia - Why are you kicking, Kezzie?
11:19.28LotGKezoreg - <<Mama, kill him! KILL HIM, MAMA!!>>
11:19.56IrskaadLezia - What is Kezzie doing? He isn't born yet! =D
11:20.26LotGTyraz - Its probably because he's still in the womb and developing. But don't you lay eggs?
11:20.41IrskaadLezia - Yep. He still has to hatch from an egg.
11:21.02IrskaadEvkos - I found a Asgordian Tape reader device.
11:21.07IrskaadLezia - Cool!
11:21.08LotGTyraz - Maybe the shell hasn't developed around him yet.
11:21.19LotGTyraz - Hmm, oh, right!
11:21.20IrskaadLezia - yeah, I suppose.
11:21.32IrskaadLezia - *Plays Tape with umbrux on it*
11:21.41LotGKezoreg - <<Papa die! PAPA DIE!!>>
11:22.23IrskaadEvkos - Wow... is this Umbrux? This is like Tox described him in Terridorian news...
11:22.40LotGTyraz - Who's Tox?
11:22.56IrskaadEvkos - Tox, he's a Reality show winner.
11:23.08LotGTyraz - I heard he fell down some stairs.
11:23.28IrskaadEvkos - That must have been after Umbrux scared him.
11:23.42LotGTyraz - Either that, or he was hallucinating.
11:24.00IrskaadEvkos - but his description is just like we see on this video.
11:24.06LotGKezoreg - <<Mama, kill Papa!!>>
11:24.33LotGTyraz - As I said, he was hallucinating most probably.
11:24.58IrskaadEvkos - I am not sure... Oh, wait, let me see this... *Shows Umbrux creating the Zazane baby*
11:25.14LotGTyraz - Lezia, are you alright?
11:25.33IrskaadLezia - Yeah, Kezzie is kicking a bit hard...
11:26.13LotGTyraz - I can hear Kezoreg's thoughts, but they are jumbled.
11:26.34IrskaadLezia - How is he already thinking? He isn't born yet!
11:26.45LotGTyraz - That is what I want to know.
11:27.19LotGKezoreg - <<Mama, kill Papa! Mama kill Papa! MAMA KILL PAPA!!>>
11:27.40IrskaadEvkos - This is gold footage... I wonder where can we get this smoke...
11:28.06LotGTyraz - Zazane are made from that smoke.
11:28.32IrskaadEvkos - Yeah, I wonder, where can we find it? We want to experiment on it.
11:28.48LotGTyraz - What do you want it for? A bioweapon?
11:29.04IrskaadEvkos - No! We want to build some creatures too!
11:29.13IrskaadLezia - Hehehe...
11:29.15LotGKezoreg - <<KILL PAPA!!>> *kicks really hard*
11:29.28IrskaadLezia - Ahhh, damn you kick hard...
11:29.43LotGTyraz - Well, you are going to have no luck. Umbrux won't give any to you.
11:30.02IrskaadEvkos - Where does the smoke originate from?
11:30.19LotGTyraz - It is made from Umbrux himself.
11:30.41IrskaadEvkos - Well, that means we can't experiment this... But this footage is already gold by itself.
11:30.51LotGKezoreg - *reads Evkos's mind* <<Kill Papa>>
11:31.24LotGTyraz - It will not last long. Umbrux would've destroyed it by tomorrow.
11:31.50IrskaadEvkos - Then we will copy it, send it online, make it viral!
11:32.13IrskaadEvkos - *Uploads the video to the Kraw Galaxy video database*
11:32.16LotGKezoreg - <<Kill Tahar!>> *makes Evkos's head hurt*
11:32.49IrskaadEvkos - Ahh, my head hurts... But we uploaded it!
11:33.06LotGTyraz - Umbrux has ways. He'll probably erase the server.
11:33.24LotGKezoreg - *makes Evkos's nose bleed*
11:34.03LotGTyraz - Evkos, your nose is bleeding.
11:34.14LotGTyraz - Are you okay?
11:34.25IrskaadEvkos - Haha. What do gods know about the Internet? Damn, Why am I bleeding? *Comments begin to show up on the computer, one says "This is amazing!!!"*
11:34.40IrskaadEvkos - Yes, I am ok.
11:35.34LotGTyraz - It's not stopping. Seriously, blood is dripping onto the floor.
11:36.01IrskaadEvkos - Somebody call a doctor! *Doctors come to aid Evkos*
11:36.26IrskaadKassius - Hello. Your footage is amazing, Lezia! The Galaxy's thrilled!
11:36.54LotGKezoreg - <<Kill Tahar>> *makes Evkos's heart slow down*
11:37.08LotGTyraz - That god in the video is my god.
11:37.19IrskaadDoctor - Heart Rate Slowing down, we need some help!
11:37.36IrskaadKassius - Cool. Why did he make you all? Was he bored?
11:37.45LotGTyraz - That is insulting.
11:37.57LotGTyraz - And rude.
11:38.01IrskaadKassius - Sorry. It's a theory we have.
11:38.21IrskaadLezia - Please forgive him...
11:38.25LotGTyraz - Only Umbrux knows why he created us.
11:38.36IrskaadLezia - Call him again, I'll ask him.
11:39.02LotGTyraz - He won't tell anybody. Believe me, I've tried.
11:39.27IrskaadLezia - That sucks. Look, he whole Galaxy is replying to the video!
11:39.30Irskaadthe*
11:39.58LotGKezoreg - <<Kill papa, mama.>> *Kezoreg sticks his thought into Lezia's mind*
11:40.09IrskaadLezia - I feel wierd...
11:40.16LotGTyraz - Hmm?
11:40.36IrskaadLezia - Suddently I feel like killing you again, like I did before we married.
11:40.47LotGTyraz - Really? Why?
11:40.56IrskaadLezia - I have no idea.
11:41.35LotGKezoreg - <<Kill Tahar!!>> *makes Evkos's heart burst*
11:42.25IrskaadDoctor - !!!!!!!!!! AHHH!!! WHAT HAPPENED!!!
11:42.40IrskaadLezia - What's going on?
11:42.54LotGTyraz - Whoa, look! His chest, its tainted with blood!
11:43.20IrskaadDoctor - We are cloning him as we speak.
11:43.57LotGTyraz - I use clones in my empire, but not of dead warriors. It is kinda immoral for me.
11:44.34LotGKezoreg - <<Tahar dead. Be happy, mama.>> *sticks thought in Lezia's mind*
11:45.09IrskaadDoctor - Immoral? Why? It's good, actually.
11:45.21IrskaadLezia - I feel joyful for some reason...
11:45.41LotGTyraz - Well, I don't like the thought of resurrecting those who died for their nation.
11:46.07IrskaadDoctor - That would be the greatest favor you could do them.
11:46.11Irskaadfor them*
11:46.18LotGTyraz - Hmm, joyful? A guy's just died! Although, I am technically dead.
11:46.52IrskaadLezia - I don't know what's going on...
11:47.32LotGTyraz - Hmm, strange.
11:48.18LotGTyraz - Its not everyday you feel good at the sight of death.
11:48.41IrskaadLezia - I don't know what's going on...
11:48.57IrskaadEvkos - Hi, I'm back from cloning.
11:49.06LotGKezoreg - *goes back to sleep*
11:49.21LotGTyraz - What happened, Evkos?
11:50.14IrskaadEvkos - I was very sick... then I suddently died, and then I was cloned.
11:51.01LotGTyraz - Kinda like being Descended, but you aren't immortal.
11:51.37IrskaadLezia - I think I'll become descended after Kezzie's born.
11:51.50IrskaadEvkos - Ok... Look, 1 Billion Views already!
11:52.47LotGTyraz - Not nearly as much as that incredibly naughty video I did........I did not make a video, honest!
11:53.10IrskaadEvkos - What Video?
11:53.35LotGTyraz - <<He doesn't know! :)>> I made no video!
11:54.16IrskaadEvkos - Allright... Look at this comment: "Did Umbrux create us too?" It got many thumbs down, hehehe...
11:55.27LotGTyraz - Ha!
11:56.00IrskaadEvkos - Another one heavily thumbed down - "Nice try fooling us, Hazerus."
11:56.19LotGTyraz - Perhaps I should make a second.....uh, my first video/
11:56.38IrskaadLezia - *Whispers* Psst, what video did you make?
11:57.23LotGTyraz - *whispers* One of me doing something naughty =)
11:57.55IrskaadLezia - *Whispers* What, exactly?
11:58.08LotGTyraz - *whispers* I nicked some food out of one of my warrior's hand. He got angry and cried, recieved many views!
11:58.42IrskaadLezia - *Whispers* Where did you upload it?
11:59.35LotGTyraz - *whispers* I think its on Krawnet or whatever it is.
11:59.54IrskaadLezia - *Whispers* The Kraw Galaxy Video Database?
12:00.26LotGTyraz - *whispers* Yeah, thats it!
12:01.07LotGTyraz - *whispers* It recieved 10,255,962 views!
12:01.28IrskaadEvkos - Look at this one - "How much does that smoke cost? I could raise an entire army with that!" It's from an Iteok.
12:01.50LotGTyraz - Presumably Zavrhos.
12:02.44IrskaadEvkos - This was Zavrhos's comment - "I can create life too - I just need robotics knowledge."
12:03.05LotGTyraz - Ha, what a fool.
12:03.32IrskaadLezia - Hehehe...
12:03.53LotGTyraz - He means he needs basic knowledge, never mind robotic.
12:04.15LotGTyraz - Geez, he has become annoying since I Descended him.
12:04.20IrskaadEvkos - Why?
12:04.57LotGTyraz - Cos he's like that.
12:05.34IrskaadEvkos - Another comment from an Asgordian Rebel - "In 1 Million Years, we, the FKA, will be stronger than Umbrux."
12:06.08LotGTyraz - Yeah, cos little Kezzie's gonna join the FKA when he is old enough.
12:06.21IrskaadLezia - Why?
12:06.51LotGTyraz - I figured that he has his daddy's genes, so he should fight for his nation.
12:07.23IrskaadLezia - You know I'm from the FRA, right? =D
12:08.02LotGTyraz - Yes, but I think Ko'han will make some exception for Kez.
12:08.28IrskaadLezia - I will teach Kezzie to be nice. =D
12:09.02LotGTyraz - I'll teach Kez to become a strong warrior.
12:10.17IrskaadEvkos - Another comment from the Tahar empire - "I wonder if that smoke has DNA..."
12:10.36LotGKezoreg - *wakes up* <<No, no fight!>> *sticks thought in Lezia's head*
12:10.48LotGTyraz - No, no it doesn't.
12:11.06IrskaadEvkos - You can make comments too.
12:11.13IrskaadLezia - I feel like fighting.
12:11.25IrskaadEvkos - Just login to your account.
12:11.26LotGTyraz - What?
12:11.40LotGTyraz - Fighting? You don't fight?
12:12.13IrskaadLezia - I don't know... These thoughts keep appearing out of nowhere...
12:12.18LotGTyraz - And I know, Evkos, I have made a vid......No, no I don't know.
12:13.09LotGKezoreg - <<punch, mama punch papa!>> *sticks thought in Lezia's head*
12:13.21IrskaadEvkos - *Shows him the Virtual Keyboard* Type your comment!
12:13.35IrskaadLezia - I don't know why, but I feel like punching you.
12:13.42LotGTyraz - ???
12:14.21IrskaadLezia - I don't know!!!
12:14.33IrskaadEvkos - Type ahead! =D
12:14.49LotG*Tyraz types "He is my god. You may say O RLY, but I say YA RLY! And then somebody says luwls to spoil the moment =D"*
12:15.14LotGTyraz - Perhaps its a mood swing Lezia.
12:15.21Irskaad*One Replies - "How much is Umbrux's smoke?"*
12:15.28IrskaadLezia - Perhaps...
12:16.14LotG*Tyraz types "It costs a Zazane's life, as that is what Zazane are made of"*
12:16.50Irskaad*He replies - "How much Kron?"* (Tyraz knows KUL?)
12:17.00LotG(Yes he does)
12:17.30LotG*Tyraz replies - "Kron doesn't fit the bill"*
12:18.57Irskaad*Another person replies - "You're Immortal, kill Umbrux before he kills you!" - From a Terridorian, his username is "SSKGTOX"*
12:20.04LotG*Tyraz replies - "I cannot kill Umbrux, as Umbrux is death in my culture. And you fell down some stairs!"*
12:20.39Irskaad*He replies - "What stairs???"*
12:21.44LotG*Tyraz replies - "I did nothing!"*
12:22.11Irskaad*He replies with a link to the Terridor Federation news bulletin about Tox*
12:22.50LotGTyraz - <<Oh, flip!>>
12:23.55LotG*Tyraz replies - "That Zazane was not me!"*
12:24.37Irskaad*He replies - "It says Tyraz, your account is (Tyraz's account)."*
12:25.46LotG*Tyraz replies - "Oops, I should probably have changed my account. TYRAZFTW is not really a good idea."*
12:26.37Irskaad*He Replies - "Can umbrux reply here?"*
12:26.49Irskaad*Another Replies - "Duh no"*
12:27.40LotG*Umbrux replies - "Farrik Khar Bahak Runn!!"*
12:28.01Irskaad*Another Replies - "Huh?"*
12:28.17Irskaad(What ius Umbrux's account there? XD)
12:28.19Irskaadis*
12:28.40LotG*Umbrux erases the video from history*
12:29.07Irskaad*Kraw Galaxy people get confused*
12:29.25LotGTyraz - Told you it'd be gone by tomorrow.
12:29.52Irskaad(I have to go, see you in 1 hour.
12:30.03LotG(Alright, I need breakfast)
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14:10.54IrskaadHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
14:11.01FalcoPunchhem
14:11.18IrskaadHello.
14:11.27FalcoPunchHi.
14:11.36FalcoPunchTyraz will make a good dad =)
14:11.43IrskaadIndeed-
14:11.44Irskaad.
14:11.51FalcoPunchI feel sorry for Lez though.
14:11.55FalcoPunchAnd Kez.
14:12.02IrskaadLezia will be fine.
14:12.39FalcoPunchShe'll find out that her son is a demon and a harbringer of death and doom....
14:13.01IrskaadLezia will then attempt to teach him to be nice to people, like her.
14:22.16FalcoPunchWhat do you think he'll think about Aem?
14:22.52IrskaadKezoreg might dislike him, I don't know.
14:24.14FalcoPunchI hope not.
14:24.19FalcoPunchWhat about Paya?
14:24.28IrskaadPerhaps the same?
14:24.38FalcoPunchI think Aem will like Paya.
14:25.16FalcoPunchWhat does Lez think of Aturox?
14:25.27FalcoPunchProbably not meny good things after Tox....
14:25.30FalcoPunch*many
14:25.39IrskaadLezia thinks he is wierd.
14:27.00FalcoPunchLol, what does she think about Venus?
14:27.15IrskaadLezia thinks she is beautiful.~
14:28.08FalcoPunchOkay, but what about her personality?
14:29.10IrskaadLezia - She thinks she is nice.
14:33.11FalcoPunchI haven't seen CB in a while!
14:33.34IrskaadYes, me neither... I miss him...
14:36.12FalcoPunchyeah
14:40.03FalcoPunchHe thinks a game is way better than Sporecreate.
14:40.16FalcoPunchWhich I kinda understand, but not completely.
14:40.19Irskaad=( Poor him...
14:40.44FalcoPunchHe hasn't contributed to SC! Wiki in 8 days...
14:40.55IrskaadI miss him!
14:41.09FalcoPunchYeah
14:41.37FalcoPunchYou're beating him in points! NICE!
14:42.05IrskaadSpore Create! Points?
14:42.26FalcoPunchYeah
14:42.44IrskaadI did that a few months ago.
14:42.52FalcoPunchI;m in 16th place D=
14:43.06FalcoPunchI'm surprised I'm not in last!
14:50.10FalcoPunchSo, Kez is gonna be BEASTLY, eh?
14:51.02FalcoPunchHe's gonna kill Tyraz, right?
14:51.13FalcoPunchHow will Lez feel about that?
14:54.25IrskaadLezia will feel really sad.
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16:32.40NanjeofKronames for things.
16:32.55FalcoPunchLike words in the dictionary part? the Translations?
16:32.58IrskaadYou mean words?
16:33.27NanjeofKroNo, more like the official sience words for, for example, the past tense.
16:33.30FalcoPunchI have over a hundred, if I remember right.
16:33.34FalcoPunchMaybe like 90.
16:33.38FalcoPunchOh.
16:33.42FalcoPunchGotta go, bye!
16:33.53IrskaadSo, how are the Kazaru?
16:34.43NanjeofKroThey are doing good, I'm going to reform their government, the current one has to slow reaction speed, and the power is to divided
16:34.48IrskaadPS: What does the Kazaru Alphabet look like?
16:35.14NanjeofKroIt is slightly rune based, without round lines and so
16:35.29IrskaadYou mean like KUL?
16:35.51NanjeofKroMaybe, can't remember their alphabet.
16:36.06Irskaadhttp://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Kraw_Universal_Language
16:36.37NanjeofKroYeah, kinda, but with more sounds.
16:36.58IrskaadA Kraw would say: "Why would you need more than 32 sounds?"
16:37.13NanjeofKroI don't know
16:38.40NanjeofKroIt has the sound krrrr, and contains an unused letter (the sound was used in the language at the alphabets construction, but has fallen out of use) the letter kla.
16:38.58IrskaadWhat would happen if you would pet a Kazaru?
16:39.59NanjeofKroHe would propably accept it, but feel angry and humiliated if it was on the forehead
16:40.27NanjeofKroThat is what you do to calm little children in their culture.
16:40.34IrskaadWhat do the Kazaru think of the Kraw, Asgord, Iteok and Tahars?
16:43.24NanjeofKroI think I answered that on my Q&A, but anyhow, they have not heard much of them, new com slow to their parts, but form what they have heard, they seem to be good people, but the one of them that were scientist seem a little wrong, in their eyes, as they are very deovted to their religion
16:44.01NanjeofKro*news *come *from *devored
16:44.06NanjeofKro*devoted
16:44.18Irskaadthe news come from the devoted.
16:44.33NanjeofKroHow do you mean?
16:44.59IrskaadYou said "News come from devoted" XD
16:45.46NanjeofKroNo, that's not what I ment, that was all the corrections to my earlier post
16:46.45NanjeofKroAudivit vestigiis vultus video vidi visum medicus ad se.
16:46.56IrskaadRoman?
16:47.49NanjeofKroLatin, yes, means  He heard footsteps and looked to see the doctor coming towards him. I just randomly translated text on sporewiki with google translate
16:48.32IrskaadHow do Kazaru know if their Gods are real?
16:49.39NanjeofKroThe shamans can feel them, hear their voices. Show their will. Contact the spirits of their ancestors only by knowing their name.
16:49.55NanjeofKroSo they can't fake it
16:50.20IrskaadWhat would happen if the Kazaru rebelled against their gods?
16:51.16NanjeofKroI don't really know, he would be frowned upon by the rest of kazaru society, perhaps even exiled. But to him as an individual, I don't know.
16:51.37IrskaadNo, the entire species
16:53.03NanjeofKroAh, then, for one, their shamans would no longer have any powers, and thus, their greatest military asset would be gone. They would propably also be cursed somehow by their gods, for forsaking them
16:53.28IrskaadCursed? What kind of Curse?
16:54.17NanjeofKroDisease, dying crops, war, tsuanmis, earthquakes, etc.
16:54.35IrskaadTahars would say - "ALL NATURAL CAUSES."
16:55.10NanjeofKroOk, but it's not very likely for them to happen all at the same time.
16:56.02NanjeofKroStars exploding, whole planets turned to deserts.
16:56.30IrskaadThey could move to the Kraw Galaxy.
16:57.33NanjeofKroPerhaps, but I think the curse would follow them. And by war, I mean civil war. their religion holds them together, without it, they are left at the mercy of tensions of the past
16:58.55IrskaadKraw Police could help them.
17:00.55NanjeofKroNo, they would propably stand against 10 billion 2 meter tall north kazaru. they used to be enslaved by the other, but freed themselves during the late middle ages, in the Great War of Ophylû.
17:01.42NanjeofKroThe north kazaru are also the strongest and thoughest, but were more primitive and splintered
17:01.55NanjeofKroduring the middle ages.
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17:03.04NanjeofKroHi
17:03.06IrskaadHi Ultan!
17:03.15NanjeofKroUltan?
17:03.22IrskaadHis name on MSN.
17:03.25Um2k9Hello!
17:03.28NanjeofKroI see
17:03.35Um2k9I'am not on MSN anymore.
17:03.41IrskaadWhy?
17:03.48Um2k9Hooray, I have 10,000 edits!
17:03.53Irskaad=D
17:04.06NanjeofKroCongratulations!
17:04.37NanjeofKroYou have ten times my edit count.
17:04.43Um2k9lol
17:04.54NanjeofKroIndeed
17:05.40Um2k9http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=sast-500683827762 I have finished my Caprica Template if you want to play it!
17:06.16IrskaadI can't access sporepedia from SPORE to download that.
17:06.40NanjeofKroPity
17:07.23NanjeofKroCeltic music!!!!!!
17:09.50NanjeofKroGregorian music!!!!!!
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18:04.23LotGHello.
18:04.31IrskaadHello! =D
18:04.47LotGTold you I'd be back in an hour.
18:05.09IrskaadWasn't really an Hour. =P
18:05.18LotGWhat, am I early?
18:05.37IrskaadNo, late. =D Shall we roleplay?
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18:05.58LotGFalco!
18:05.59FalcoPunchAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
18:06.06IrskaadHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
18:06.08LotGI'm not that scary.
18:06.18FalcoPunchAww, you didn't add!
18:06.31LotGI forgot, soz.
18:06.36FalcoPunchLol it's okay.
18:06.45FalcoPunchWhat if V&A have another baby?
18:06.50FalcoPunchA girl.
18:07.02FalcoPunchI was thinking about it while I was gone.
18:07.10LotGAll right, but can I name it?
18:07.17FalcoPunchSure!
18:07.22FalcoPunchBut I have to approve =P
18:07.28FalcoPunchNah, you can name it.
18:07.39LotGI was thinking Lysia.
18:07.47FalcoPunchBeast.
18:07.49IrskaadLysia sounds similar to Lezia.
18:07.54LotGLIS-ee-a
18:07.56FalcoPunchWait, why were you already think it?
18:08.06FalcoPunch*thinking
18:08.18LotGI dunno, I always have the word Lysia in my head.
18:08.26FalcoPunchOh.
18:08.33FalcoPunchBut it is similar to Lezia, like Irs said,
18:08.35FalcoPunch.
18:08.55LotGHmm, Lysandria?
18:09.02FalcoPunchSure!
18:09.14FalcoPunchSounds like Lezia + Alexanderia.
18:09.17FalcoPunch*Alexandria
18:09.23FalcoPunchMy name is Alexander =P
18:09.27LotGlol
18:09.41IrskaadShall we roleplay?
18:09.48Aemeusyuss
18:09.55Aemeus(i have to talk like a baby!)
18:10.11Aemeusfwend!
18:10.18IrskaadLezia - *Reads news - Umbrux Video suddenly dissapears from KGVD!*
18:10.28TyrazInfant!
18:10.35IrskaadLezia - Tyraz, look at these news!
18:10.36Aemeusclaps happily.
18:10.42TyrazHmm?
18:10.45Aemeuslooks at the screen.
18:11.03TyrazTold you Umbrux would get rid of it.
18:11.15Aemeuswat?
18:11.17IrskaadLezia - Well, I have it on my Video player in my pocket.
18:11.26TyrazDo you?
18:11.36IrskaadLezia - Yep. *Plays video*
18:11.48AemeusAHHH! SCAWY!
18:11.49TyrazAemeus, Umbrux is the big guy who's bad.
18:11.56Aemeus(W = R)
18:12.08Tyraz(I know)
18:12.12IrskaadLezia - Awwww, who's the baby?
18:12.15Aemeushides under a bed.
18:12.21TyrazThis is Aemeus.
18:12.30TyrazApollo and Venus's son.
18:12.35TyrazAturox*
18:12.36Aemeus....
18:12.43AemeusDada!
18:12.44IrskaadLezia - Wow, they actually had a baby? Awwwwww!
18:13.08Aemeusyuss i am babee
18:13.22IrskaadLezia - Now Aemeus, don't you hurt reality show winners like your dad did.
18:13.34TyrazTox deserved it.
18:13.44MessengerIrskaad, to change your name simply type /nick Lezia.
18:13.57Aemeusdada!
18:14.03IrskaadLezia - For staying loyal to his secret? (I don't want to.)
18:14.28TyrazFlipping Terridorians, I hate them. They call themselves warrior when they dunno what the hell honour is.
18:14.36Tyrazwarriors*
18:14.39Aemeushell! badd!!!
18:14.54TyrazOops, sorry little guy =)
18:14.55IrskaadLezia - Iteok don't know honor, Texians don't know honor, it's an odd word for them.
18:15.27TyrazDo they have an equivalent?
18:15.33IrskaadLezia - Yes, there is a Hell and you go there if you are mean, like Zavrhos.
18:15.42IrskaadLezia - No, not really.
18:15.43Aemeuswat onner?
18:15.53Aemeushell! bad!!
18:16.24Aemeuswat onner?
18:16.28TyrazI think he don't like the H-word.
18:16.33IrskaadLezia - Oh, ok.
18:16.47Aemeuswat iz onner?
18:16.51TyrazAnd honour is something me and your dad have lots of.
18:16.58Aemeuswat it?
18:17.04TyrazErm.....
18:17.06Aemeuswat iz it?
18:17.26TyrazIts kinda like respect.
18:17.34Aemeus(He's not really sure when to use the word "is")
18:17.38Aemeuswat dat?
18:17.56TyrazWhen everybody local likes you.
18:18.14Aemeusoooo, wespect is wen peepl theenk u cool
18:18.17IrskaadLezia - *Uploads Umbrux Video to the Kraw Galaxy Video Database again, the Kraw Galaxy is pleased*
18:18.31TyrazYeah, something like that.
18:18.37IrskaadLezia - Want to meet my Galaxy's famous people?
18:18.42Aemeusclaps happily at the new word he learned.
18:19.18TyrazI don't think I wanna be meeting your people again. Remember Tox?
18:19.24Aemeusso dada haz wespect?
18:19.34TyrazYeah, dada has respect.
18:19.37IrskaadLezia - I am asking him. *Points to Aemeus*
18:19.48TyrazOoh, I see!
18:20.05Aemeuswat galaksy?
18:20.14IrskaadLezia - Kraw Galaxy.
18:20.19TyrazA galaxy is a huge bunch of stars.
18:20.22Aemeusoh
18:20.37Aemeustweenklee tweenkle, leettle staw!
18:20.47IrskaadLezia - huh?
18:21.01Aemeusclaw galaksy? ahhh!
18:21.06Aemeushides under bed.
18:21.14IrskaadLezia - Do you want to meet my Galaxy's famous people, Aemeus?
18:21.17TyrazNo, Kraw, not claw.
18:21.20Aemeusno!
18:21.22Aemeusoh!
18:21.29Aemeusyuss! yuss!
18:21.49IrskaadLezia - Ok, I am going to need Aturie's permission, can you call him?
18:22.13Irskaad(Tox is cursed, how would he be at this point?)
18:22.13AemeusAtooree?
18:22.14TyrazHmm, I don't think Aemeus carries a communicator.
18:22.25IrskaadLezia - I ask you, Tyrie.
18:22.35Aemeushoo Atooree?
18:22.42Tyraz(Tox is probably getting sicker and sicker at this point)
18:22.50TyrazOh, right!
18:23.03IrskaadLezia - =D *Picks up Aemeus*
18:23.07Aemeushoo Atooree iz?
18:23.09Tyraztypes in Aturox's number in Communicator
18:23.30AemeusHOO ATOOREE?
18:23.37AemeusAturox- Hello?
18:23.40AemeusDADA!
18:23.48AemeusAturox- Hi, Aemeus!
18:23.52IrskaadLezia - I don't understand you, Aemeus. Speak like a human.
18:23.54AemeusTyraz, do you need me?
18:24.05TyrazHello, Aturox, would it be okay if we take Aemeus on a trip?
18:24.10AemeusTyraz, he hasn't gotten all the words down yet.
18:24.29AemeusOf course! You're babysitting, so as long as he doesn't get hurt.
18:24.36Aemeus(those were from Aturox)
18:24.46Tyraz(I guessed that XD)
18:24.58TyrazOkay, cya lataz then!
18:24.59AemeusBYE DADA!
18:25.03IrskaadLezia - Come to my ship! =D
18:25.06AemeusAturox- Bye guys.
18:25.10AemeusYAY!
18:25.13Tyrazboards ship
18:25.55Irskaad*Lezia flies them to the FRA, planet Vatelia*
18:26.03Aemeusso wair r wee?
18:26.09IrskaadLezia - This is Vatelia, my homeworld.
18:26.14TyrazWe are at Vatelia.
18:26.22IrskaadLezia - Our old one was busted by Xhoddies.
18:26.32Aemeuswhoa
18:26.35TyrazWait, I thought you were born on Ka'an, Lezia.
18:26.39Aemeuszoddee bad!
18:26.52IrskaadLezia - I was born in Kane'es, actually.
18:27.07TyrazOh, never knew that.
18:27.28IrskaadLezia - I'll let you meet my Empress!
18:27.41Aemeusdada sed zoddees iz eeveel!
18:27.54TyrazYeah, Xhoddies bad, Zazane good.
18:28.21Aemeusdada sed zazaene cwazee
18:28.26IrskaadLezia - *Goes in the FRA Palace, where helenia is located* Hello, Helenia!
18:28.28Aemeusbut u iz good
18:28.41TyrazYeah, I'm good.
18:28.43IrskaadHelenia - Wow, hi Lezia, Tyraz, and is that your baby?
18:28.53Aemeusno
18:28.54TyrazNo, its a friend's.
18:28.56IrskaadLezia - Nope. Aturox's baby.
18:29.06IrskaadHelenia - Who is Aturox?
18:29.07Aemeusi iz babee of atooree
18:29.21IrskaadLezia - Aturox is the Emperor of the Sylies.
18:29.24TyrazAturox is the Emperor of the UVF.
18:29.30Aemeushe iz weeder of u vee ef
18:29.46IrskaadHelenia - That baby is only saying gibberish. =P
18:29.52TyrazAww, cute. He knows his dad's job!
18:30.00TyrazWell, duh, its a baby!
18:30.08Aemeusi no gerbil!
18:30.24TyrazWhats a gerbil?
18:30.36IrskaadHelenia - Ok, can I come with you on your travels? I've always wanted to meet Secret Story's winner!
18:30.44IrskaadLezia - Uhhhh...
18:30.45Aemeusfuzzy animel
18:30.52TyrazHe fell down some stairs!!
18:30.58Aemeusowww!
18:30.59IrskaadHelenia - When?
18:31.06TyrazYesterday!
18:31.25IrskaadHelenia - ... Take me! I want to see him!
18:31.36IrskaadLezia - Yeah... Tyraz hates him.
18:31.38TyrazHe's feeling pretty sick!
18:31.54IrskaadLezia - Really? I'll call him. I got his number.
18:32.06Irskaad*She Calls Tox*
18:32.10Tyraz*whispers* Don't!
18:32.26IrskaadTox - Uhhh... Hello? *A bit frightened*
18:32.36Aemeushewwo!
18:32.37TyrazHey, Aemeus, can you eat gerbils?
18:32.42Aemeusewww!
18:32.47Aemeusgwoss
18:32.48IrskaadLezia - Yeah, how are you feeling?
18:33.10TyrazYou fell down some stairs, didn't you, Tox?
18:33.12IrskaadTox - Not well, I keep having nightmares.
18:33.23Aemeusheweneea mean!
18:33.36Aemeus(heweneea = Helenia)
18:33.37IrskaadTox - No, Tyraz, I was scarred by your God, Tyraz.
18:33.47IrskaadHelenia - Who's mean?
18:33.50Aemeusu!
18:33.59IrskaadHelenia - Why???
18:34.01Aemeusu sed i speek gerbil!
18:34.11Aemeusi no gerbil!
18:34.13IrskaadHelenia - Huh?
18:34.23TyrazMy god? Only my people can see him!
18:34.31IrskaadLezia - Tox, are you going to feel better?
18:34.36IrskaadTox - Hopefully.
18:34.54Aemeusu asked hoo i waz and i sed sun ov atooree and u sed i speek gerbil!
18:34.59Aemeusi no gerbil!
18:35.13IrskaadHelenia - Don't speak gibberish. =P
18:35.21Tyraz*whispers* No, he ain't. He is gonna die by the end of the week, hopefully.
18:35.28IrskaadTox - Huh?
18:35.32IrskaadLezia - Why?
18:35.33AemeusI DON SPEEK GERBIL!
18:35.36TyrazOh, nothing, Tox!
18:35.38AemeusI NO GERBIL!
18:35.55AemeusAHHHHH!
18:35.56IrskaadTox - If this continues I'm going to the doctor.
18:36.15IrskaadLezia - Yeah, you do that.
18:36.16TyrazI wouldn't go to Evkos if I was you.
18:36.31IrskaadTox - Why? I live in the TF. I go to TF doctors.
18:36.40TyrazAnd Helenia, you said he speaks gibberish, so he's offended.
18:36.42Aemeusheweneea u a gerbil not mee!
18:37.02IrskaadHelenia - Well, it's true. It's like understanding Itekol.
18:37.06TyrazStill, no need for doctors! You're gonna be okay!
18:37.13IrskaadTox - i hope so...
18:37.19Aemeusi no gerbil! i no fuzzy!
18:37.20IrskaadTox - Bye.
18:37.30IrskaadLezia - Bye!
18:37.33AemeusAHHHHH!
18:37.47Aemeussay i no gerbil heweneea!
18:37.56IrskaadLezia - Want to see Rhes 23 and his kids?
18:38.05AemeusYAY!
18:38.07TyrazRhes is always fun!
18:38.21Aemeus(Link plz?)
18:38.24IrskaadLezia - *Lezia enters her ship* Come!
18:38.28Aemeus(nevermind)
18:38.35Aemeusyay!
18:38.36TyrazHarkrhos 7 has probably grown a lot by now!
18:38.46Tyrazboards ship
18:38.52Irskaad(How old is Aemeus?)
18:39.00Aemeus(a little over a year.)
18:39.14Aemeuscrawls onto ship.
18:39.15Tyraz(in SporeWiki time)
18:39.19Irskaad(Harkrhos 7 is still almost 6 months old.)
18:39.25Aemeusoh
18:39.46Irskaad*Lezia flies to Rhes 23's location, T3R1, Terridor Federation.*
18:39.54Aemeuswheeee
18:40.26TyrazUh, oh.....Terridor....
18:40.30IrskaadLezia - Here it is! Rhes 23's house!
18:40.38IrskaadLezia - They hide in here.
18:40.39Aemeusyay!
18:40.58IrskaadTerridan - TYRAZ!!! *Runs away*
18:41.17Tyrazfacepalms
18:41.37IrskaadLezia - *Rings doorbell* Rhes 23?
18:41.51Aemeuspik mee up ty!
18:41.57IrskaadRhes 23 - Hello? Oh, Lezia, Tyraz, come here!
18:42.10Aemeusty! pik mee up!
18:42.31Aemeus(?)
18:43.08Irskaad(Tyraz must have accidentally pressed the close button.)
18:43.31Aemeus(uh oh)
18:43.31*** join/#sporewiki Tyraz (5f92788f@gateway/web/freenode/ip.95.146.120.143)
18:43.38Irskaad*Rhes 23's kids can be seen Training*
18:43.41Tyraz(Had a problem, sorry)
18:43.43Irskaad(Hi again)
18:44.00Tyrazpicks up Aemeus
18:44.09Aemeus(no prob)
18:44.13AemeusYAAAY!
18:44.19Irskaad*Harkrhos 7 looks at Tyraz and bows down*
18:44.35TyrazThank you, Harkrhos the Seventh.
18:45.14TyrazHey, anybody have any gerbil I can eat?
18:45.36Irskaad*Itrhaarh 3 screeches at Tyraz*
18:45.46Aemeusdon eet gerbil!
18:45.50Tyrazlaughs
18:45.52Aemeusgerbil fuzzy!
18:46.05TyrazAww, but gerbil sounds tasty!
18:46.10IrskaadRhes 23 - Be careful with Itrhaarh 3, he's cruel.
18:46.31TyrazI guessed that!
18:46.52IrskaadRhes 23 - Who's this odd baby here?
18:47.21Aemeusi sun ov atooree!
18:47.29TyrazHe's the son of Aturox, Emperor of the UVF.
18:47.29Aemeusweeder of oo vee ef!
18:47.39IrskaadRhes 23 - I don't understand your language, baby.
18:47.50TyrazDuh, he's a baby!
18:47.54Aemeusi no speek gerbil!
18:47.54IrskaadRhes 23 - Oh, ok, Tyraz, good to hear that.
18:48.13IrskaadRhes 23 - Iteok babies don't speak like that, though they use few words.
18:48.31TyrazReally?
18:48.34Aemeusi speek betta dan gerbil.
18:48.39IrskaadRhes 23 - Yep.
18:48.57TyrazZavrhos must've been seperate from his class then.
18:49.00Irskaad*Itrhaarh 3 screeches at Tyraz*
18:49.09AemeusAHHHH!
18:49.09IrskaadRhes 23 - Huh?
18:49.10Tyrazscreeches back playfully
18:49.31TyrazYou know, Zavrhos, he talks a lot about himself.
18:49.34Aemeusjumps from Tyraz's arms and hits Itrhaarh 3.
18:49.43Aemeus(not very hard)
18:49.44Tyrazfacepalms
18:50.00Irskaad*Itrhaarh 3 punches Aemeus*
18:50.01Aemeusno scweem at ty!
18:50.03Aemeusoww
18:50.10AemeusWAAAAAAAH!
18:50.18Aemeuspunches back.
18:50.23IrskaadRhes 23 - ...
18:50.27Tyraz....
18:50.30Irskaad*Itrhaarh 3 bites aemeus*
18:50.38Aemeustackles Itrhaarh 3.
18:50.50TyrazThey are both gonna be great rulers.
18:50.53Irskaad*Itrhaarh 3 screeches at Aemeus and punches him*
18:50.55Aemeuscuts Itrhaarh 3.
18:51.01Aemeus(with nails)
18:51.04Aemeus(fingernails)
18:51.05IrskaadRhes 23 - Harkrhos 7 is the next in line after me.
18:51.11Tyraz(thank god!)
18:51.20Aemeus(XD)
18:51.38TyrazIn that case, dunno what's gonna happen to Itraarh.
18:51.45Irskaad*Itrhaarh 3 grabs Aemeus and attempts to choke him*
18:52.02AemeusItrhaarh 3 kicks Itrhaarh 3 away and runs to Tyraz.
18:52.12Aemeus*Aturox
18:52.21AemeusXD
18:52.22Irskaad*Itrhaarh 3 screeches at Aemeus*
18:52.28Tyraz(lol)
18:52.30Aemeus(FAIL)
18:52.39Tyrazpicks up Aemeus
18:52.44Aemeusscreams back.
18:52.59TyrazWell, sorry for that, Rhes.
18:53.08Irskaad*Lezia picks up Harkrhos 7*
18:53.31IrskaadRhes 23 - He needs to learn how to fight. I was afraid Aemeus would be killed!
18:53.48TyrazHis dad is an emperor, he'll learn.
18:53.48Aemeusmy dada gonna kill u!
18:53.54Aemeusarr!
18:54.06Aemeusmy dada wuvs me
18:54.25Tyraz(LOL)
18:54.26IrskaadRhes 23 - *Playfully speaking* What does Aturie have against the next in line of the Iteok Throne?
18:54.38Aemeusu meen
18:54.48Aemeusarr!
18:55.00TyrazI promised that Aemeus would not get hurt. We'll just say he fell down some stairs.
18:55.18Aemeusi tell my dada i didnt!
18:55.43IrskaadRhes 23 - I think I can handle Aturox. I was trained for that.
18:55.53Aemeusnuh uh
18:56.05Aemeushe swice u in haf wit soord.
18:56.09Aemeusarrrrrr!
18:56.10TyrazI'm immortal, I can handle both of you!
18:56.19IrskaadRhes 23 - Translator?
18:56.27Aemeussicwos will hep mee!
18:56.30Aemeus(Cycklos)
18:56.42Tyraz(Ohhh)
18:56.51TyrazWhose sicwos?
18:56.55IrskaadRhes 23 - What is he saying?
18:57.05Aemeusvis admiwal sicwos!
18:57.06IrskaadLezia - Don't know.
18:57.23TyrazVice Admiral Sicwos?
18:57.28Aemeusyuss!
18:57.51TyrazWho's sicwos?
18:58.00IrskaadLezia - *Whispers* Hey, Tyraz, can you tell Rhes 23 about Eko's alternate Timeline, if you know? I think he'll love it.
18:58.02Aemeusviss admiwal!
18:58.15Aemeus(g2g for lik 5 minutes
18:58.17Aemeus)
18:58.24Irskaad*Bye!*
18:58.27Irskaad()*
18:58.30Tyraz*whispers* Eh?
18:58.36Tyraz(cya)
18:59.04TyrazHey, Rhes, have you watched the news yet?
18:59.16IrskaadLezia - *Whispers* Yeah, the alternate Timeline, where Eko was sent to the low realm, can you tell him the story?
18:59.30IrskaadRhes 23 - Yeah, Tox got scared because of your god,
18:59.32Irskaad.
18:59.47TyrazHe fell down some stairs and hallucinated.
18:59.49IrskaadRhes 23 - I couldn't care less about a Reality show winner.
19:00.14Tyraz(I do know of Eko's alternate timeline, but Tyraz doesn't)
19:00.19Irskaad(Ok.)
19:00.30TyrazThat's good....
19:01.03IrskaadRhes 23 - Our people got eliminated before the Final 4! The Iteok deserved to win!
19:01.40TyrazWell, what was the Iteok's secret?
19:02.23Aemeus(back)
19:02.29Tyraz(good)
19:02.55IrskaadRhes 23 - There were 2. Rhelaa's secret was "I wish to join the Iteok Army." Kano's secret is "I am an apprentice of Zavrhos."
19:03.08TyrazKano?
19:03.26IrskaadRhes 23 - Yeah, he's one of the competitors. Lost on Week 3. -.-
19:03.56IrskaadLezia - Heh, what can we do?
19:04.08TyrazAs in this guy? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kano_(Mortal_Kombat)
19:04.16TyrazDamn!
19:04.29IrskaadRhes 23 - He's not human, he's an Iteok.
19:04.48Aemeuswheee
19:04.54TyrazThe name rang a bell.
19:05.01Aemeus(how old are all the kids?)
19:05.13Irskaad(Nearly 6 months old.)
19:05.39IrskaadRhes 23 - The Iteok deserved to win!!! *Screeches*
19:05.58TyrazMy little Kezoreg is gonna be a winning warrior.
19:06.09IrskaadRhes 23 - Who's Kezoreg?
19:06.17IrskaadLezia - I thought you knew!
19:06.39TyrazHe's gonna mine and Lezia's son.
19:06.55IrskaadRhes 23 - I didn't know 2 species could mate!
19:07.14TyrazAemeus's dad's a Sylit, his mom's a Gator.
19:07.27UnknownMists of dreams drip along the nascent echo and love no more.
19:07.27IrskaadRhes 23 - Wow... =O
19:07.37IrskaadRhes 23 - Huh?
19:07.41TyrazHmm, who said that?
19:07.45IrskaadLezia - ?
19:08.20TyrazWhat does that mean?
19:08.36IrskaadLezia - What's going on, who said that?
19:08.42UnknownCounting down. All functions nominal. All functions optimal. Counting down. The center holds. The falcon hears the falconer. Infrastructure, check. Wetware, check.
19:08.49*** join/#sporewiki FalcoPunch (0cb32fd5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.12.179.47.213)
19:08.53FalcoPunch(Sorry...)
19:09.04FalcoPunch(What the...
19:09.18FalcoPunch.(Who's Unknown? Um2?)
19:09.33FalcoPunch(Are you guys there?)
19:09.35IrskaadRhes 23 - Let's Ignore him. Can you believe one of the Secrets? "I am Eko's Ex-Girlfriend"? Ridiculous!
19:09.36Tyraz???
19:09.41UnknownThe flower inside the fruit that is both its parent and its child. Decadent as ancestors. The portal and that which passes.
19:10.05AemeusI im child!
19:10.11TyrazHmm.....
19:10.13UnknownNuclear devices activated, and the machine keeps pushing time through the cogs, like paste into strings into paste again, and only the machine keeps using time to make time to make time.
19:10.25IrskaadRhes 23 - Shut up, Eye!
19:10.45TyrazWhat does that mean?
19:11.01UnknownAnd when the machine stops, time was an illusion that we created free will. Twelve battles, three stars, and yet we are countless as the bodies in which we dwell, are both parent and infinite children in perfect copies. No degradation.
19:11.02IrskaadLezia - The Eye is The house of secrets's voice, he commands the contestants.
19:11.18Aemeushuh?
19:11.32Aemeusi fell asweep and i im confoozed
19:11.47Aemeuswat hapened?
19:11.50TyrazHmm.....
19:11.53Aemeus(Seriously, what happened?)
19:12.14UnknownProtect the child.
19:12.20Tyraz(Unknown started talking)
19:12.26Aemeusmeee?
19:12.27IrskaadLezia - Shut up!
19:12.38Aemeushoo?
19:12.38TyrazProtect the child from what?!
19:13.07UnknownThe neuroanatomy of fear and faith share common afferent pathway.
19:13.16Aemeushoo child?
19:13.37Irskaad*Lezia Leaves Rhes 23's house*
19:13.39TyrazHmm.....
19:13.54Aemeusbye fwend!
19:13.57TyrazIs this a prophet?
19:14.12UnknownThe five lights of the apocalypse rising struggling towards the light, the sins revealed only to those who enter the temple only to the chosen one
19:14.17IrskaadRhes 23 - NO PROPHETS ALLOWED! GET OUT!
19:14.34Aemeushoo fiv?
19:14.41Aemeusfiv lits?
19:14.43TyrazThe five lights, as in the Five Gods of my culture?
19:14.52IrskaadRhes 23 - GET OUT!!!
19:15.02Aemeushoo chozen won?
19:15.22TyrazIs Kezoreg the chosen one?
19:15.27Aemeushoo child an hoo chozin wun?
19:15.32AemeusAHHHH!
19:15.44Aemeusstarts crying because he's confused.
19:15.55Tyrazpicks up Aemeus
19:15.56Irskaad*Rhes 23 prepares a gun and looks for the prophet*
19:16.16TyrazIt's a voice, Rhes. You cannot kill a voice.
19:16.27AemeusFwend maek him tell mee!
19:16.32Aemeushoo child?
19:16.34IrskaadRhes 23 - Well, that voice better get out!
19:16.47AemeusWAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
19:16.50TyrazThats what I'm wondering, Aemeus.
19:17.01Aemeushoo chozin wun?
19:17.18TyrazMaybe Kezoreg's the chosen one.
19:17.43IrskaadRhes 23 - Right, an unborn child is the chosen one. Pathetic.
19:17.48Aemeusor maybee mee! yaaaaaay!
19:18.00TyrazHey, thats my unborn child!#
19:18.22IrskaadRhes 23 - Bah, the prophet says gibberish.
19:18.28Aemeusholds up his hand and pretends to shoot, yelling "pew! pew!"
19:18.39AemeusHE DON SPEEK GERBIL!
19:18.45AemeusHE NO GERBIL!
19:18.48TyrazHa!
19:18.52IrskaadRhes 23 - Want to hold a real gun, Aemeus?
19:18.56AemeusYay!
19:19.00Aemeusyuss!!!!!
19:19.17Irskaad*Rhes 23 hands over gun to Aemeus*
19:19.24AemeusYay!
19:19.41IrskaadRhes 23 - I gave guns to all my kids for them to train.
19:19.49Tyraz!!!
19:19.49Aemeuspoints gun at Itrhaarh 3.
19:19.58Aemeus(If that's how you spell it.)
19:20.12TyrazGuns? You fool! Give them swords, not guns!
19:20.15IrskaadRhes 23 - !!! *Catches Itrhaarh 3* Don't!
19:20.37IrskaadRhes 23 - Why should I?
19:20.42Aemeusshoots but misses because Rhes grabbed Itrhaarh.
19:20.54AemeusNOOo!
19:20.59TyrazSwords contain honour, guns contain bullets.
19:21.01AemeusI GON SHOOT HIM!
19:21.05UnknownThe daughter of the one of the gods.
19:21.06IrskaadRhes 23 - *Takes gun away* You are a menace!
19:21.11AemeusNO!
19:21.19AemeusLEMME SHOT HIM!
19:21.27Aemeus*SHOOT
19:21.34TyrazThe daughter?! Kez isn't the chosen one.
19:21.36IrskaadRhes 23 - If he gets shot our Empire will be weaker in the future.
19:22.21Aemeuspaya?
19:22.28IrskaadRhes 23 - Guns are far better than swords.
19:22.37TyrazOne of the gods? Perhaps maybe Apollo, but he doesn't have a daughter. Or does he?
19:22.52TyrazAnd I don't use guns, yet I am immortal.
19:23.05Aemeus(oh whoops, forgot paya wasn't born yet XD)
19:23.21Aemeushoo apolo?
19:23.26IrskaadRhes 23 - Guns are better anyways.
19:23.33TyrazApollo is the leader of the URC.
19:23.48Aemeusoo ar see?
19:23.56TyrazAnd no, they are not. A gun almost killed Itraarh.
19:24.10Aemeushoo oo ar see?
19:24.12TyrazAnd the URC is like the UVF in some ways.
19:24.13IrskaadRhes 23 - But guns are more efficient in real battle!
19:24.35Aemeushit him ty! hit him!
19:24.39TyrazFine, we have totally different cultures!
19:24.50IrskaadRhes 23 - Allright.
19:25.04Irskaad(Dinner time, see you later.)
19:25.18TyrazApollo!
19:25.53Aemeus(bye irs!)
19:26.11Aemeusu apolo of oo ar see?
19:26.14Tyraz(By Irsk!)
19:26.32TyrazYes, yes he is!
19:26.37Aemeushi!
19:26.54Aemeusmy dada is weeder of oo vee ef, atooros
19:27.11Aemeusi cant pwonowns it
19:27.12PresidentApolloHello there!
19:27.21Aemeusatoorok!
19:27.27Aemeusarrr.
19:27.30TyrazAlmost there, Aemeus.
19:27.37Aemeusatooro....ks?
19:27.41AemeusATOOROKS!
19:27.47TyrazYes, you said it!
19:27.50AemeusYAY!
19:27.56Aemeusclaps happily.
19:28.12TyrazHey Apollo, is Gianne pregnant, if you don't mind me asking?
19:28.27PresidentApolloExcuse me?
19:28.33Aemeuswat pwegnint?
19:29.22TyrazWell, you see, Apollo, we keep getting strange messages. I wonder if its something to do with you and Gianne.
19:29.44PresidentApolloWhy would it be?
19:30.12TyrazWell, as I said, just wondering. So, is she carrying?
19:30.43PresidentApolloNo, how dare you ask the President such a question.
19:31.10TyrazHey, just wondering, as I said. Lezia's carrying, you know.
19:32.04TyrazYeah, little Kez is gonna make me proud.
19:32.05Aemeusu is caweeing!
19:32.16Aemeusty u iz caweeing mee!
19:32.19Aemeusyay!
19:32.50TyrazHey, Apollo, any plans for your empire?
19:33.00Aemeusapolo doo u no mi dada?
19:33.48TyrazHe is asking if you know Aturox.
19:33.55PresidentApolloI am not at the liberty to discuss my plans and yes, I do little Aemeus.
19:33.57AemeusDada!
19:34.08Aemeusyay!
19:35.00IrskaadRhes 23 - Sorry, I was putting my children in training and- *Looks at Apollo* Who are you?
19:35.06TyrazHmm, well, frankly, I'm rubbish at making plans. However, I think we are gonna be working closely, as my empire allied with your Rambo friends.
19:35.15Aemeushee apolo of oo arr see!
19:35.39PresidentApolloI am not sure about your nation to be honest.
19:35.49TyrazHmm? Why?
19:35.54IrskaadRhes 23 - Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
19:36.13Aemeushe iz apolo weeder ov oo arr see!
19:36.21TyrazRhes, this is Apollo of the URC.
19:36.31IrskaadRhes 23 - President... Apollo? Hello.
19:37.03PresidentApollo[[Captain:Apollo]]
19:37.03morgothBotPyPresidentApollo meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Apollo
19:37.07IrskaadRhes 23 - How did you find me here?
19:37.14Irskaad(I know who he is)
19:37.30TyrazYeah, President Apollo. Although, I think he should be immortal, like me, as he is an emperor.
19:38.12Aemeusmy dada an empawer!
19:38.27IrskaadRhes 23 - How did he find me? I am supposed to be hidden!
19:38.30PresidentApolloThank you Tyraz.
19:39.08TyrazYou know, Apollo, you and Gianne are gonna be happy together, I can tell. You wanna Descend, like me?
19:39.38IrskaadRhes 23 - Can somebody answer me?
19:39.57Aemeusno!
19:40.01TyrazRhes thinks guns are better than swords.
19:40.07Aemeusno wun can ansa u!
19:41.05Aemeuspew pew!
19:41.07TyrazHey, Zazane aren't gonna be a problem for you, Apollo.
19:41.26TyrazNo need to be unsure about things.
19:42.04Aemeuszazaene cwazy!!
19:42.16Aemeusdada sed it
19:42.22Aemeusbut ty is good
19:42.29TyrazDada is wrong.
19:42.30Aemeushe my fwend
19:42.38TyrazI am good, so are my Zazane.
19:42.55PresidentApolloThank you, but I don't want to descend.
19:43.12IrskaadRhes 23 - Apollo, tell me, how did you find me in here?
19:43.16Aemeuswat deesend?
19:43.41TyrazDescend is when you become incredibly powerful.
19:44.07Aemeusi wanna deesend!
19:44.19IrskaadLezia - *Giggles*
19:44.21TyrazI won't let you!
19:44.46Aemeusi can kill Itrhaarh!
19:45.04TyrazI still won't let you!
19:45.14AemeusWAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
19:45.29TyrazI can cry louder.
19:45.30IrskaadRhes 23 - Answer me, apollo!
19:45.39Aemeusnuh uh
19:46.09Aemeusshut yer mout res!
19:47.00Tyraz(Gotta go, guys)
19:47.07Irskaad(bye!
19:47.09Aemeus(bye)
19:48.58Aemeus(Now what?)
19:49.12Irskaad(Don't know.)
19:50.52FalcoPunchUm?
19:52.40*** join/#sporewiki Xho (5ac8112e@gateway/web/freenode/ip.90.200.17.46)
19:52.45XhoHello?
19:52.56FalcoPunchXho!
19:53.01XhoHi
19:53.23IrskaadHi Xho!
19:53.36XhoHello.
19:53.59XhoWas there something going on? I mean Um has a different name
19:54.07IrskaadXho, want to do a Zavrhos vs Deity fight?
19:54.29XhoI'll do a Xhodocto then.
19:54.35IrskaadCool. =D
19:54.58IrskaadZavrhos - *Walks around a Tuuros planet*
19:55.07FalcoPunchWe were roleplaying earlier, Xho.
19:55.14AngazharMakes sense.
19:55.57AngazharWhat's that?
19:56.17AngazharA mortal?
19:56.23IrskaadZavrhos - Tuuros... We need to colonize this planet!
19:56.40AngazharWhat the..
19:56.55AngazharYou there! What are you doing?
19:57.10IrskaadZavrhos - You don't tell me what to do, mortal.
19:57.17AngazharWait...I know you...
19:57.31IrskaadZavrhos - Nobody knows me here.
19:57.33AngazharZavrhos?!
19:57.49AngazharGrrr...
19:58.04Angazharpulls out pistol
19:58.07IrskaadZavrhos - How do you know me?
19:58.12SpectatorGuyHehe, a pistol!!
19:58.22IrskaadZavrhos - *Pulls out Ion Cannon*
19:58.31AngazharI'll give you a warning. Get off the planet or i'll blow your face off.
19:58.41IrskaadZavrhos - I can't die.
19:59.02PresidentApolloOh Angazhar, I thought I smelled failure.
19:59.05Angazharputs away pistol
19:59.16SpectatorGuyHe's surredering!
19:59.22SpectatorGuy*surrendering
19:59.28Angazhar[Gathers energy in body]
19:59.46IrskaadZavrhos - Hehehe!!! I am the mightiest being in the Universe!
19:59.50SpectatorGuyYay, Zavrhos!
20:00.03Angazhar[Atmosphere turns red]
20:00.24Angazhar[Ground cracks]
20:00.28SpectatorGuyHow are you doing that, Zavrhos?
20:00.41IrskaadZavrhos - I am not doing anything.
20:00.54SpectatorGuyIt's the other guy?!?!
20:01.01IrskaadZavrhos - Yep, being.
20:01.02Angazhar[begins to levitate]
20:01.07SpectatorGuyYou're screwed, Zavr.
20:01.20IrskaadZavrhos - *Fires at Angazhar* NO I'M NOT!
20:01.28Angazhar[Deflects bullet]
20:01.41Angazhar[Or ion]
20:01.44IrskaadZavrhos - *Fires again*
20:02.02Angazhar[Grabs ammunition, throws it at Zavrhos]
20:02.14Angazhar[Wind picks up]
20:02.23IrskaadZavrhos - *Dodges, and draws a Missile Launcher, and fires*
20:02.50SpectatorGuyWhoa, this is intense.
20:02.52Angazhar[Flies into the air]
20:03.03IrskaadZavrhos - *Fires at Angazhar*
20:03.11SpectatorGuyLol, Um.
20:03.33Angazharcreates Energy Ring
20:04.27IrskaadZavrhos - *Fires Again*
20:04.39Angazhar[Dives at Zavrhos]
20:04.54IrskaadZavrhos - *Fires again*
20:05.09Angazhar[Grabs Zavrhos]
20:05.22IrskaadZavrhos - Let me go!
20:05.40Angazhar[Smashes Zavrhos]
20:06.04IrskaadZavrhos - Ugh... Damn... *Tries to grab missile Launcher*
20:06.06Master-YodaAnger leads to suffering. Hmm....
20:06.13SpectatorGuypulls out a machine gun and starts shooting at Angazhar.
20:06.30Angazhar[Turns towards Spectator]
20:06.46SpectatorGuydives down.
20:07.08Master-YodaWar does not make one great.
20:07.14Irskaad*Zavrhos attempts to descend*
20:07.46Master-YodaWhen all choices seem wrong, choose restraint
20:07.46SpectatorGuystands up after nothing happens.
20:07.58Angazhar[Pulls out sword]
20:08.09SpectatorGuystares at the sword.
20:08.36Irskaad*Zavrhos grows to 20ft tall (Whatever that is in meters)* Zavrhos - Now I am invincible!
20:08.44Angazhar[Punches Zavrhos]
20:09.09Irskaad*Zavrhos gets up after that* Zavrhos - *Bites Angazhar*
20:09.22Master-YodaBye!
20:10.00AngazharBite this! [Smashes Zavrhos in the jaws]
20:10.24IrskaadZavrhos - Ahhh! *Punches Angazhar repeatedly*
20:10.25SpectatorGuystarts shooting at Angazhar again.
20:10.48Angazhar[Picks up Zavrhos by the throat]
20:10.59Angazhar[Turns towards Spectator]]
20:11.20SpectatorGuykeeps shooting.
20:11.26IrskaadZavrhos - Let me go!
20:11.41IrskaadZavrhos - *Kicks him in the leg*
20:12.13Angazhar[Drops Zavrhos, flies into the air]
20:12.26SpectatorGuyjust keeps shooting.
20:12.48IrskaadZavrhos - *Grabs Angazhar and throws him to the Ground*
20:13.07AngazharGah!
20:13.33IrskaadZavrhos - Hahaha! I am invvincible! Nobody can defeat me!
20:13.57SpectatorGuychucks a greande.
20:14.00SpectatorGuy*grenade
20:14.02SpectatorGuy=D
20:14.48Angazhar[Disappears[
20:15.12SpectatorGuyWhoaa....
20:15.20IrskaadZavrhos - What a Coward! I won!!!
20:15.30SpectatorGuy*Grenade explodes just a few feet from Zavrhos.*
20:15.39IrskaadZavrhos - Hmph.
20:16.11IrskaadZavrhos - I won!!! =D Hail Khazhural Zavrhos! I am the strongest! Stronger than Kamik'Shi!
20:16.47SpectatorGuyYou suck!
20:16.58SpectatorGuyYou couldn't beat a handicapped ant!
20:16.59IrskaadZavrhos - Yeah, he sucks!
20:17.09SpectatorGuyNo, YOU suck!
20:17.19IrskaadZavrhos - *Stomps the spectator*
20:17.25SpectatorGuyAghh....
20:17.32SpectatorGuydies.
20:17.46SpectatorGuy2You rule!
20:17.56IrskaadZavrhos - Hail me! =D
20:18.01SpectatorGuy2The gods themselves couldn't beat you!
20:18.11SpectatorGuy2You radiate brilliance, oh lord of this realm!
20:19.39SpectatorGuy2Your strength shows the handicapped how to walk and the sick how to heal!
20:19.42SpectatorGuy2It turns cowards into valiant heroes! You deserve all treasures of the universes!
20:19.50*** join/#sporewiki Zavrhos (Irskaad@a83-132-168-53.cpe.netcabo.pt)
20:19.53SpectatorGuy2....can I go now?
20:19.53SpectatorGuy2?
20:20.21ZavrhosZavrhos - Yes. The fight is over.
20:20.21SpectatorGuy2(Did you hear ANY of that?
20:20.21Zavrhos(No.)
20:20.21SpectatorGuy2Okay, here:
20:20.21SpectatorGuy2The gods themselves couldn't beat you!
20:20.21SpectatorGuy2You radiate brilliance, oh lord of this realm!
20:20.21SpectatorGuy2Your strength shows the handicapped how to walk and the sick how to heal!
20:20.21ZavrhosZavrhos - Yeah!!!
20:20.21SpectatorGuy2It turns cowards into valiant heroes! You deserve all treasures of the universes!
20:20.58SpectatorGuy2...can I go now?
20:21.23ZavrhosZavrhos - Yes, you may. What is your race?
20:21.23SpectatorGuy2Trilx.
20:21.23ZavrhosZavrhos - Ok, goodbye! =D
20:21.23SpectatorGuy2Goodbye!
20:21.23SpectatorGuy2leaves in his spaceship.
20:21.23SpectatorGuy2(Xho? You there?)
20:21.32Zavrhos(Now he's thinking of allying the Trilx)
20:21.37SpectatorGuy3You were... okay-ish.
20:21.41SpectatorGuy3(Lol XD)
20:21.47ZavrhosZavrhos - Hm?
20:21.56SpectatorGuy3(They seriously need it XD)
20:22.17SpectatorGuy3You did okay. If you ever see Tyraz fight, then you'll see how you should battle.
20:22.32ZavrhosZavrhos - I am better than Tyraz.
20:22.34SpectatorGuy3Man, he's unstoppable!
20:22.39SpectatorGuy3Meh, maybe.
20:22.42ZavrhosZavrhos - So am I!
20:22.53SpectatorGuy3No, he could beat you
20:23.18ZavrhosZavrhos - NO HE COULD NOT!
20:23.45SpectatorGuy3He probably could, actually. His dark energies give him an edge.
20:24.13ZavrhosZavrhos - Look at me! I have dark energies too!
20:24.21Zavrhos(What race is he?)
20:24.34SpectatorGuy3(The spectator?)
20:24.41SpectatorGuy3Yeah, but his are better.
20:24.53Zavrhos(Yes)
20:25.03ZavrhosZavrhos - NO THEY ARE NOT!
20:25.34SpectatorGuy3(Uh......Sylit.)
20:25.43Zavrhos(Ok.)
20:25.49Zavrhos(And the first one?)
20:26.08SpectatorGuy3(Um....Capricornian?)
20:26.22Zavrhos(Ok.)
20:26.48SpectatorGuy3But ehy're way cooler and stronger!
20:26.51SpectatorGuy3*they're
20:26.58SpectatorGuy3Haven't you ever seen him fight?
20:27.02ZavrhosZavrhos - Do I have to step on you?
20:27.11SpectatorGuy3runs away.
20:27.31SpectatorGuy3leaves in his spaceship.
20:28.20ZavrhosZavrhos - I won... I am stronger than a Xhodocto!
20:28.53Poziarshoots a fire nebula 8 times as big as Zavrhos at him.
20:29.07ZavrhosZavrhos - *Dodges*
20:29.51PoziarDamned mortals, dancing around like they own this realm.
20:29.54Zavrhos(Is Poziar related to the Flame?)
20:30.12Poziar(He is the Flame....)
20:30.18ZavrhosZavrhos - I am the strongest being in the Universe!
20:30.43PoziarCorrection: Strongest MORTAL in the universe.
20:30.57Angazhar[Xhodocto Legion of millions span over the landscape]
20:31.02ZavrhosZavrhos - No, Strongest Being! I can kill you!
20:31.10ZavrhosZavrhos - Huh? What is going on?
20:31.30PoziarNo you can't. And there are millions of Kamik-Sons coming here. Do you want to die?
20:31.59ZavrhosZavrhos - *Bites Poziar*
20:31.59AngazharAttack!!
20:32.13Angazhar[Legion sprint towards them]
20:32.17Poziarflicks him off.
20:32.28Poziardisappears in a burst of fire.
20:33.02ZavrhosZavrhos - Hmph. *Attacks 1 Xhodocto*
20:34.00Angazhar[Legion encircles Zavrhos]
20:34.26ZavrhosZavrhos - BRING IT ON! *Fires dark energy at all of them*
20:34.44Angazhar[They stand unaffected]
20:35.07ZavrhosZavrhos - *Keeps firing*
20:35.42Angazhar[Legion creates an opening]
20:35.59ZavrhosZavrhos - *Keeps firing* I cannot die!
20:36.19Angazhar[A Xhodocto walks down the path]
20:37.11Angazhar[Xhodocto pulls out a flaming sword]
20:37.12ZavrhosZavrhos - Who dears step in my path?
20:37.33Poziar*dares =)
20:38.54ZavrhosZavrhos - Who are you?
20:39.49Draguros[Continues walking towards him]
20:40.08ZavrhosZavrhos - Halt or I'll bite you!
20:40.19Draguros[Continues walking]
20:40.40ZavrhosZavrhos - Runs towards Draguros and bites him*
20:40.59Draguros[Stops moving, looks at Zavrhos]
20:41.14ZavrhosZavrhos - Just die!!!
20:41.44Draguros[Sets Zavrhos on fire]
20:42.06ZavrhosZavrhos - Ahhhh!!! I cannot die! I am not afraid!
20:42.38Draguros[steps on Zavrhos]
20:43.00ZavrhosZavrhos - Ahhhh!!! I can't be killed, you know that...
20:43.32Draguros[puts sword to Zavrhos' neck]
20:43.46ZavrhosZavrhos - How is that going to kill me?
20:43.57Poziarjumps out of the fire, puts it out by clicking his fingers, grabs Zavrhos and flies away.
20:44.11PoziarFoolish mortal, you are.
20:44.13ZavrhosZavrhos - *Bites Poziar*
20:44.16DragurosGrrrrr...
20:44.17PoziarHe would have killed you.
20:44.23PoziarYou bastard!
20:44.25ZavrhosZavrhos - *Bites him again*
20:44.27Draguros[Turns into Kamik'Shi]
20:44.37Poziardrops Zavrhos as he's leaving the atmosphere.
20:44.54ZavrhosZavrhos - Hah! *Fires dark energy at Kamik'Shi*
20:45.47Draguros[Breathes a beam of Chaos Energy at Zavrhos]
20:45.52Poziar(You know, he's falling towards the planet from the highest point of the atmosphere...)
20:46.01Zavrhos(He can't die)
20:46.08Zavrhos(Like that)
20:46.16ZavrhosZavrhos - *Dodges*
20:46.42Draguros[Xhodocto legion fly at Zavrhos]
20:46.49Poziar(But he can still become deformed from heights of many miles.....)
20:47.04ZavrhosZavrhos - *Fires dark energy at the Xhodocto, ignoring his pains from the fall*
20:47.42Poziar(Okay, that works...)
20:48.03Poziar(No broken bones or anything? Jeez.)
20:48.23Zavrhos(He's descended. It can just regenerate.)
20:48.50Poziar(Oh.)
20:49.24ZavrhosZavrhos - *Keeps firing dark energy at the Xhodocto*
20:49.40Dragurosflies up to Zavrhos
20:49.51ZavrhosZavrhos - *Kicks him*
20:50.01Draguros[Grabs his face]
20:50.13ZavrhosZavrhos - Grrrr....
20:50.25Poziar(You don't have to put Zavrhos- at the beginning, your nick is already Zavrhos)
20:50.39Draguros[Starts to remove his descension]
20:50.40Zavrhos(Oh, ok.)
20:50.49ZavrhosZavrhos - Huh?
20:53.18Poziar.....
20:54.28ZavrhosZavrhos - What are you doing?
20:55.54Poziar(Xho?0
20:55.57Poziar)
20:57.30Poziar.....
20:59.31PoziarWell, he's gone.
20:59.39Zavrhos=(
21:05.22ZavrhosDraguros, you there?
21:06.02PoziarAwww
21:07.03ZavrhosZavrhos - Poziar! Fight me!
21:07.36Poziarshoots a small fire dart at the speed of light.
21:07.54ZavrhosZavrhos - Ahhh!!! At least I won't die!
21:08.41PoziarThe fire spreads on Zavrhos.
21:08.47Poziar* ^*
21:08.58ZavrhosZavrhos - Ahhh! I'm burning!
21:09.08PoziarOh, yes you are.
21:09.50ZavrhosZavrhos - *Keeps burning* At least.... I can't... die...
21:10.55PoziarYes, you can
21:11.01PoziarNo one can escape death.
21:11.11PoziarDo you think Tyraz is immortal?
21:11.14ZavrhosZavrhos - *Almost Dying* I can't... be killed....
21:12.02Poziar*Suddenly, the fire stops burning, but Zavrhos's strength is melting away.
21:12.19PoziarI can take away your descension powers, you know.
21:12.41ZavrhosZavrhos - Ahhh.... *Fires dark energy at Poziar, though weakly*
21:12.46PoziarI'm taking them, turning you into what you were before.
21:13.05Poziarstands still, and the energy does no damage.
21:13.06ZavrhosZavrhos - What?...
21:13.29PoziarI'm taking your power, turning you into your normal self.
21:13.53Poziar*Suddenly, Zavrhos's strength stops melting.
21:14.13PoziarYou are now what you were. No Descension power for you. You didn't use them maturely.
21:14.15ZavrhosZavrhos - NO! *Tries to fire dark energy*
21:14.22Poziar*Nothing happens*
21:14.32Zavrhos*An Iteok Fleet comes near*
21:14.47ZavrhosZavrhos - *Faints*
21:14.52Poziarsets fire to the entire planet by clapping his hands.
21:14.54PoziarGoodbye.
21:15.05Poziardisappears in a flash of flame.
21:15.24Zavrhos*His army brings him back to Ikrhas, when Zavrhos wakes up, he retires from the Iteok Army.*
21:16.44PoziarYAY
21:16.47PoziarLol
21:17.15Zavrhos*Zavrhos then settles in an Empty planet, and Toragh 9 supplies him with food. He lives alone now.*
21:19.39Poziar*And suddenly the planets disappears in a flash of divine fire.*
21:19.40PoziarXD
21:19.57Zavrhos(Zavrhos gets sent to the Low realm?)
21:20.40Poziar(Yes, but he gets eternal sleep, unlike Eko.)
21:21.00Zavrhos(He still gets Punished?)
21:21.19ZavrhosZavrhos's Soul - Where am I?
21:21.19Poziar(Yeah, but not too badly.)
21:21.32Poziar(Eh... do you remember the Void's name?)
21:21.56Poziar(Whatever, I'll go with the Shadow.)
21:22.18Zavrhos(Varamark?)
21:22.22StayrmikGreetings, lost soul.
21:22.27Stayrmik(Oh, yeah, thanks.0
21:22.33ZavrhosZavrhos - Who are you?
21:22.48StayrmikI am Stayrmik, the Shadow.
21:23.08StayrmikHave you seen Eko's alternate timeline?
21:23.12ZavrhosZavrhos - Hello, now get off my face, you weakling!
21:23.24ZavrhosZavrhos - I couldn't care less about a Tahar.
21:23.25StayrmikThat's all I've had to say for the last 800 deaths from Kraw Galaxians.
21:23.38StayrmikYeah, well, you're in the Low Realm now.
21:23.56ZavrhosZavrhos - What the F is a Low Realm?
21:23.56StayrmikI'm the brother of Varamark, who Sylits call the Void.
21:24.07StayrmikThe Low Realm is, well, Hell.
21:24.36StayrmikYou're to be punished.
21:24.49ZavrhosZavrhos - I am an Iteok! We never get sent to hell!
21:24.57StayrmikYes, you do.
21:25.13ZavrhosZavrhos - This isn't hell, this is a dump! Clean it up!
21:25.21Stayrmik(I like being Aemeus, do you wanna switch r-ping? We've kinda already done this with Eko.)
21:25.46Zavrhos(Your choice.)
21:26.03Stayrmik(Do you wanna continue?
21:26.04Stayrmik)
21:26.12Stayrmik(
21:26.15Stayrmik<PROTECTED>
21:26.33Stayrmik(
21:26.34Zavrhos(... I do, but you want to be Aemeus, maybe Aemeus watches this on TV?)
21:26.58Stayrmik(Nah.
21:27.05Stayrmik(Let's just do this.
21:27.06Stayrmik)
21:27.12StayrmikThis is Hell.
21:27.29ZavrhosNo, this is a D U M P!
21:27.33StayrmikIs it really hard to believe?
21:27.42StayrmikThose things are skulls, smart one.
21:27.55ZavrhosSkulls? They don't have mandibles, you moron!
21:27.56StayrmikYou mortals haven't changed...
21:28.11StayrmikOh, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose.
21:28.22StayrmikThat's your first punishment.
21:28.57ZavrhosZavrhos - Bah. Punishments... No punishment is too cruel for an Iteok. I've been in far worse!
21:29.28StayrmikYou have had to endure 34 punishments for hundreds of thousands of years?
21:29.36StayrmikWow, what kind of life did you live?
21:30.12ZavrhosZavrhos - I was in the Iteok Army, they served me bad food, I had to train 12 hours in a row, it was cruel.
21:30.27StayrmikThat's not cruel.
21:30.36StayrmikYou'll know the essence of cruel in a few minutes.
21:30.52ZavrhosZavrhos - Hehehe... You don't know my culture! Yet you speak my language!
21:31.30StayrmikI speak in my tongue, yet you understand. I owuldn't tell you all this if it would just waste my time.
21:31.33Stayrmik*wouldn't
21:32.09ZavrhosZavrhos - Just go away. Let me go back to farming Hezikorrhas again!
21:32.21StayrmikNope.
21:32.36ZavrhosZavrhos - Don't question my authority!
21:32.49StayrmikI'm questioning it.
21:33.03StayrmikActually, what am I saying? Don't question MY authority/
21:33.13ZavrhosZavrhos - *Runs towards Stayrmik and bites him*
21:34.15Stayrmik*Zavrhos mouth feels something like thousands of burning needles puncturing his skin.
21:34.28ZavrhosZavrhos - Ahhh! My mouth!
21:34.43StayrmikYou know what? You're wasting my time.
21:35.05ZavrhosZavrhos - Yeah, I'd rather farm Patikoulos than being here with YOU.
21:35.10StayrmikYou're going to have 34 different punishments, following each other.
21:35.34StayrmikEach is going to last hundreds of thousands of years, and after this you're going to have a long sleep. Okay?
21:35.35ZavrhosZavrhos - Yeah, nothing an Iteok can't handle.
21:35.49Stayrmikflicks Zavrhos into a deep pit.
21:36.02Stayrmik(What's Zavrhos's biggest fear?)
21:36.57ZavrhosZavrhos - *Falls* Ow! (His biggest fears are lack of strength, humiliation, and the end of his empire.)
21:37.11ZavrhosZavrhos - Hahaha... A pit! OOOOO! A PIT! BAH!
21:37.27ZavrhosZavrhos - Where is Eko?
21:37.30StayrmikThis punishment isn't that bad.
21:37.54ZavrhosZavrhos - WHERE IS EKO???
21:37.57StayrmikHe's in pit #12,458,154,213,598,125,777,156,351,548,362.
21:38.17ZavrhosZavrhos - Multi-Quadrillion?
21:38.31StayrmikAnyways, in this punishment, you will fight a losing battle. You outnumber your enemies 2-1.
21:38.58StayrmikBut your mind can't think of any strategies. You and your troops will be overwhelmed again and again.
21:39.04ZavrhosZavrhos - My military tactics are awesome! This is the BEST punishment ever!
21:39.41StayrmikYou will be tied to a pole and your enemies will throw things like tomatoes and other thing that contain squash like that.
21:39.54StayrmikAnd then you restart.
21:39.57ZavrhosZavrhos - Bah. *Tries to contact Toragh 9*
21:40.08StayrmikIt won't work.
21:40.10ZavrhosZavrhos - Toragh?
21:40.22StayrmikYou know what? I'll make it more humiliating.
21:40.40ZavrhosZavrhos - Damn, no signal.
21:40.41StayrmikAll of your men, wait, no, just you, will be naked during the battle.
21:40.51ZavrhosZavrhos - Who cares???
21:41.03Stayrmik(Is he scared in ANY way?)
21:41.12Zavrhos(Nope.)
21:41.22Zavrhos(Not until his punishment.)
21:41.27Stayrmik9aH,)
21:41.30Stayrmik(Ah.)
21:41.35StayrmikAll right, begin.)
21:41.53Stayrmik*Zavrhos is sitting on a mount, his men numbering 400.
21:42.03Stayrmik*The enemy charges, with only 200 soldiers.*
21:42.15Stayrmik*His lieutenant asks, "Sir, what's the plan?"
21:42.31ZavrhosZavrhos - ...   ........ ............. ATTACK!
21:42.37Zavrhos*They charge*
21:42.56Stayrmik*He looks down and tries to cover himself up.
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21:43.10Um2k9Lucario?
21:43.23Zavrhos(Lucario's not here.)
21:43.36Um2k9Oh alright.
21:43.44Stayrmik*His enemies, using great strategies, flank his army and kill them one by one, separating them to make it easier.*
21:43.51Stayrmik(It's me, Falco.)
21:44.11ZavrhosZavrhos - Huh? You.... Just fight!!!
21:44.14Stayrmik*His enemies surround him and yell, "Surrender!"
21:44.20ZavrhosZavrhos - NEVER!
21:44.50Stayrmik*He is tackled and tied up, whipped and beaten.*
21:45.06ZavrhosZavrhos - Let me go!!! Just let me go!!!
21:45.11Stayrmik*They tie him to a pole, and they start throwing rotten fruit at him.
21:45.20ZavrhosZavrhos - Ahhhh!!! STOP!!!!
21:45.40Stayrmik*"Humiliate him!" they scream. Their eyes turn red. "Humiliate him!"
21:45.47ZavrhosZavrhos - NO!!!
21:45.57Stayrmik*They throw buckets of cold water on him.*
21:46.11ZavrhosZavrhos - AHHHHHH! COLD!
21:46.20Stayrmik*They poke him with swords and laugh as his blood drips from the wounds.*
21:46.34ZavrhosZavrhos - Just let me go!!!! *Almost crying*
21:46.51Stayrmik*Then, sudden;y, he's on his mount. His army numbers 400. The enemies number 200.
21:47.11Stayrmik*The enemies charge. His lieutenant asks, "Sir, what's the plan?"
21:47.36ZavrhosZavrhos - *Slightly scared* Attack them from the front... ATTACK!!!
21:47.52Stayrmik*His army charges.
21:48.05ZavrhosZavrhos - This time the Iteok will win.
21:48.18ZavrhosZavrhos - *Gulp*
21:48.30Stayrmik*The enemy hides between trees and bushes. The Iteok soldiers run at them.
21:48.45Stayrmik*As they approach, they are shot by the enemies.
21:49.00Stayrmik*They are slaughtered.
21:49.12StayrmikHis enemies approach and yell, "Surrender!"
21:49.28ZavrhosZavrhos - Not again! *Draws gun and fires*
21:49.48Stayrmik*He misses completely. Then he gets a good look at his enemies:
21:49.58Stayrmik*They're are Pepises.
21:50.10Stayrmik*He was defeated by THEM.
21:50.22ZavrhosZavrhos - Pepis!!!! I will not be defeated by those morons!!! *Keeps firing*
21:50.22Stayrmik*They tackle him and tie him, again to the pole.
21:50.35ZavrhosZavrhos - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Cries*
21:50.45Stayrmik*They whip him, beat him, and throw rotten food at him.
21:50.57ZavrhosZavrhos - Just let me go!!!
21:51.00Stayrmik*They laugh and say, "He came naked, ready for his punishment!"
21:51.26Stayrmik*They scream, "You have disgraced your empire!!"
21:51.30ZavrhosZavrhos - *Cries hard, with his sense of pride gone*
21:51.50Stayrmik*They throw buckets of scorching water on him, laughing evilly.
21:52.00ZavrhosZavrhos - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
21:52.03Stayrmik*They poke him with swords and laugh as his blood drips from the wounds.*
21:52.29ZavrhosZavrhos - THIS CANNOT BE!!!
21:52.45Stayrmik*Suddenly, he is back on his mount, behind his army. They number 400. His enemies stand on a hill to the north. They number 200......
21:53.05ZavrhosZavrhos - Please, do not fail me this time.... Gah!
21:53.24Stayrmik*And for hundreds of thousands of years, this continues..........
21:53.52Zavrhos*Zavrhos is heavily scarred from all that humiliation.*
21:53.59Stayrmik(Are we done?)
21:54.03Zavrhos(Yep.)
21:54.19FalcoPunchNow what
21:54.20FalcoPunch?
21:54.33IrskaadI have to go, it's almost 22:00.
21:54.39FalcoPunchAll right, see ya!
21:54.50FalcoPunchUm? You there?
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