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00:54.49 | FalcoPunch | Um? |
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04:10.11 | Jovar1 | hi |
04:10.48 | catface | How is your spore thingamajiggy goin'? |
04:10.53 | Jovar1 | ? |
04:11.19 | catface | Yeah |
04:11.26 | catface | that's good |
04:11.40 | catface | I'm moving to mamby pamby land |
04:11.47 | Jovar1 | awesome |
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04:16.20 | catface | Yes or no Mr. Jov, yes or no... |
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04:19.07 | catface | bye! |
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12:44.13 | DaLuc | Hi Irsk! |
12:44.22 | Irskaad | Hello! |
12:44.38 | DaLuc | Happy Halloween! |
12:44.58 | DaLuc | ........You celebrate Halloween, right? |
12:45.00 | Irskaad | Halloween is not a holiday here. |
12:45.16 | DaLuc | Pity. You get free candy! |
12:45.41 | Irskaad | I prefer cereal and chocolate. =P |
12:47.33 | Irskaad | So, what costume you're wearing? |
12:59.43 | DaLuc | None! |
12:59.54 | DaLuc | I'm going as a human. |
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14:16.23 | Irskaad | HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
14:16.30 | FalcoPunch | ..... |
14:16.51 | Irskaad | How's everything? |
14:18.07 | FalcoPunch | Good. |
14:18.19 | Irskaad | How are the UVF? |
14:18.22 | FalcoPunch | Um? You here? |
14:18.25 | FalcoPunch | Good. |
14:18.38 | FalcoPunch | Is Um here |
14:18.39 | FalcoPunch | ? |
14:19.23 | FalcoPunch | Luc has his hands in two love fics that are between two species... |
14:22.40 | FalcoPunch | You still here? |
14:23.07 | Irskaad | Yes. |
14:23.29 | FalcoPunch | I still don't see how Tyraz likes Lezia.... |
14:24.03 | Irskaad | She is pretty. =D |
14:24.19 | FalcoPunch | ... |
14:24.24 | Um2k9 | Ew. |
14:24.59 | FalcoPunch | i KNOW! |
14:25.26 | FalcoPunch | she has a ball with 5 spikes coming out from her belly button.... |
14:25.41 | FalcoPunch | XD |
14:26.14 | Irskaad | It was a sign of strength from the time when they were in creature stage. |
14:27.34 | Irskaad | [[Captain:Ko'han]] has one too. |
14:27.34 | morgothBotPy | Irskaad meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Ko'han |
14:28.09 | FalcoPunch | But still. |
14:28.31 | FalcoPunch | I mean, Aturox-Venus actually kinda makes sense. They're VERY similar. |
14:28.43 | Irskaad | It was Lucario's idea. |
14:28.48 | FalcoPunch | But Tyraz-Lezia... |
14:28.51 | Irskaad | I just followed along. |
14:29.01 | FalcoPunch | You didn't have to.... |
14:29.45 | FalcoPunch | Lezia killed Tyraz 4 times? |
14:29.54 | Irskaad | That's when he was annoying her. |
14:30.08 | FalcoPunch | But damn, she's beastly. |
14:30.20 | FalcoPunch | Aturox is gonna have to rub that in Tyraz's face XD |
14:30.22 | Irskaad | (PS: Have you read Ko'han's page?) |
14:30.36 | FalcoPunch | (Nope) |
14:30.52 | Irskaad | (Ko'han is an Asgordian Revolutionist.) |
14:30.54 | FalcoPunch | About to. |
14:32.13 | FalcoPunch | JUst skimmed over it. Is he bad? |
14:32.16 | FalcoPunch | *Just |
14:32.33 | FalcoPunch | He doesn't sound bad. |
14:32.40 | Irskaad | Not really. He's not evil, he just wants the Asgord Race to survive. |
14:32.48 | FalcoPunch | YEah. |
14:33.03 | Irskaad | He knew Global Peace would fall soon. |
14:33.19 | FalcoPunch | Yuz. |
14:33.52 | FalcoPunch | Have you read the Eterfiammatheism page? |
14:34.08 | Irskaad | Link? (It's the Flame's religion, right?) |
14:34.21 | FalcoPunch | Yeah, it is. |
14:34.28 | FalcoPunch | [[Fiction:Eterfiammatheism]] |
14:34.28 | morgothBotPy | FalcoPunch meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Eterfiammatheism |
14:34.37 | Irskaad | Tahars don't believe in it. They believe Flame is not sapient. |
14:35.49 | FalcoPunch | Sylits don't think fire is intelligent either, if that's what you mean. |
14:35.58 | FalcoPunch | Just the creator of fire. |
14:36.45 | Irskaad | Tahars believe fire is the combustion of oxygen, and that nobody created Fire because Fire is natural. |
14:38.11 | FalcoPunch | The Sylits believe the Flame created fire from his essence, and the scientific formula for fire was his gift to us, so we could use fire. |
14:38.40 | Irskaad | Tahars find that silly and stupid. |
14:39.01 | FalcoPunch | Sylits find Tahar silly and stupid. |
14:39.06 | Irskaad | They would go back in time to prove the Sylits wrong (If they knew Sylits) |
14:39.31 | FalcoPunch | They aren't wrong =| |
14:39.36 | FalcoPunch | SON |
14:39.45 | Irskaad | PS: Stupid is an immense offense in the Tahar Empire. |
14:39.53 | FalcoPunch | Oka. |
14:39.57 | FalcoPunch | *Okay |
14:40.39 | Irskaad | If the Tahars went back in time, what would they see? Would they see the Flame? |
14:40.41 | FalcoPunch | ~kill himself |
14:40.41 | infobot | ACTION shoots a magneto-ionized fluxquark gun at himself |
14:40.56 | FalcoPunch | If they went back to certain parts, yes, they would. |
14:41.18 | FalcoPunch | They might see the Flame giving Mudrix the Kosma |
14:41.33 | FalcoPunch | or the Flame in Sylit form. |
14:41.36 | Irskaad | Tahars would then pour water onto the Flame in hopes of killing him, because they think gods are illogical. |
14:41.52 | FalcoPunch | The Flame is immortal, cannot die, |
14:42.00 | FalcoPunch | and you would need a LOT of water. |
14:42.01 | Irskaad | Horkarew knows. =P |
14:42.11 | FalcoPunch | Horkawho? |
14:42.52 | Irskaad | Horkarew = Tahar Emperor, he passed a law forbidding Tahars to attack gods recently, but some might break that law for the glory of logic. |
14:42.52 | FalcoPunch | Who be Horkarew? |
14:42.58 | FalcoPunch | Oh. |
14:43.19 | FalcoPunch | Yeah, you would need a lot of water. |
14:43.26 | Irskaad | How much? |
14:43.45 | FalcoPunch | You know, the amount of water has to be bigger than the amount of fire, usually, to extinguish the fire. |
14:44.02 | FalcoPunch | Same with wind. |
14:44.09 | Irskaad | Tahars would soak him with that amount of water, or place him in the ocean. |
14:44.26 | FalcoPunch | He could survive living in the ocean. |
14:44.38 | FalcoPunch | LIVING in it. even if it was an ocean planet. |
14:44.53 | Irskaad | What if his fire was put out? |
14:45.10 | FalcoPunch | I don't know.... |
14:45.21 | FalcoPunch | It would spark again soon, probably. |
14:45.33 | FalcoPunch | He would live. |
14:46.00 | Irskaad | Tahars will launch a crusade against gods once they reach Tier 2. Horkarew's law won't last long without Horkarew in power. |
14:46.25 | FalcoPunch | So, they don't believe in gods?? |
14:46.29 | Irskaad | No. |
14:46.45 | Irskaad | They believe everything was created naturally without the help of any being. |
14:46.47 | FalcoPunch | So, wouldn't they know there are gods if they're killing them?? |
14:46.56 | FalcoPunch | Or, TRYING to kill them. |
14:47.05 | Irskaad | They don't believe in gods that created them. |
14:47.26 | Irskaad | That's why they're atheist. |
14:48.44 | Irskaad | Tahars are anti-religious. |
14:51.56 | FalcoPunch | Okay. |
14:53.53 | FalcoPunch | I wanna have an EPIC BATTLE OF EPICLINESS. |
14:54.25 | FalcoPunch | ascends into his Ascended Sylit form. |
14:55.19 | Irskaad | Zavrhos (Iteok) hates Ascended people. |
14:55.20 | FalcoPunch | grows his ascended wings, then becomes so ascended he grows two more pairs of wings, made of fire. |
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14:57.20 | Irskaad | Lucario! |
14:57.25 | FalcoPunch | Heyyy! |
14:57.27 | LotG | LotG in da houze! |
14:57.27 | Irskaad | Lezia - Where's Tyraz...? |
14:57.48 | Um2k9 | Hello Lucario! |
14:57.58 | LotG | Hey Um! |
14:58.14 | LotG | Um, are you looking for a species to replace the Vates? |
14:59.21 | FalcoPunch | Luc, wanna have an EPICLY EPIC BATTLE OF EPICLINESS? |
14:59.35 | LotG | Not now, Falco. |
15:00.16 | LotG | Um? |
15:00.24 | FalcoPunch | Dang, that's why I called you here. |
15:00.48 | LotG | I have got work to do Falco. A lot of it. |
15:01.33 | FalcoPunch | freally? |
15:01.33 | LotG | Um2k9? |
15:01.42 | FalcoPunch | *really |
15:01.55 | Um2k9 | Yes? |
15:02.01 | LotG | Yes, Falco. I need to get stuff ready for the war coming on New Year's Day. |
15:02.16 | LotG | Um, are you looking for replacements for the Vates? |
15:02.21 | FalcoPunch | Yu have like 2 months! |
15:02.43 | LotG | Exactly Falco! That is a very short amount of time! |
15:02.57 | Um2k9 | No, sorry. I will make it in time! |
15:03.09 | FalcoPunch | To plan a war? |
15:03.15 | FalcoPunch | It takes a week at most. |
15:03.32 | LotG | Okay, Um. I was just wondering if I could show you my idea for a replacement. |
15:03.54 | FalcoPunch | So, what happens in the war? |
15:04.39 | Um2k9 | You could Luc. But I already have an idea. |
15:04.44 | LotG | The Five Gods are unsealed from the Zazane Monolith (there is a contest blog) and Umbrux is sealed, with Tyraz disappearing. Thus, a huge change for the Zazane. |
15:05.35 | FalcoPunch | Then Umbrux and Tyraz are unsealed later. |
15:06.17 | LotG | ...... |
15:06.30 | FalcoPunch | Right? |
15:06.36 | Irskaad | Poor Lezia... She will miss Tyraz... |
15:06.56 | LotG | Of course, Umbrux will be unsealed. But I am still deciding Tyraz's fate. |
15:07.51 | Irskaad | Lezia will be heartbroken if Tyraz dies. |
15:08.38 | LotG | But she will always have little Kezoreg. |
15:08.44 | Irskaad | =D |
15:09.03 | Irskaad | Xanatos will take the Throne if Tyraz dies? |
15:09.58 | LotG | No, either Herezath or a different Zazane tAKES THE THRONE. |
15:10.20 | Irskaad | Why not Xanatos? He's breek. |
15:10.33 | LotG | sTILL, i WANT TO SURPRISE EVERYONE. |
15:10.38 | LotG | Sorry, caps. |
15:10.45 | FalcoPunch | Isn't Herezath a god?? |
15:11.02 | LotG | Yes. |
15:11.12 | Um2k9 | Bye everyone! |
15:11.17 | LotG | If he is unsealed, then he can rule. |
15:11.20 | LotG | Cya, Um! |
15:11.57 | Irskaad | When is Tyraz going to be released from the Vartek Empire? |
15:12.32 | LotG | When he beats up Votorah as revenge. |
15:13.56 | FalcoPunch | Tyraz is captured? |
15:14.04 | FalcoPunch | Oh yeah, the Otzello wAR. |
15:14.19 | LotG | =) |
15:14.30 | FalcoPunch | Aturox can we save him =D |
15:14.38 | FalcoPunch | But he wouldn't. |
15:14.50 | Irskaad | *Jumps higher than Aturox* |
15:14.54 | FalcoPunch | I still don't understand Tyraz-lezia.... |
15:15.03 | LotG | It was Tyraz's fault. |
15:15.27 | FalcoPunch | What waS? |
15:15.33 | LotG | He accidentally got her stuck in his head. |
15:15.44 | FalcoPunch | Oh. |
15:15.54 | LotG | He then couldn't wait to see Lezia. |
15:16.11 | Irskaad | Lezia always found Tyraz cute. |
15:16.12 | FalcoPunch | Aturox has to rub in the fact that Lezia killed him FOUR TIMES. |
15:16.31 | LotG | I wouldn't say "killed", as Tyraz came back. |
15:16.42 | LotG | And Tyraz let her. |
15:16.57 | FalcoPunch | He let her? |
15:17.09 | LotG | He let her kill him four times. |
15:17.09 | FalcoPunch | WTF is wrong with him? |
15:17.18 | Irskaad | LotG, have you seen [[Captain:Ko'han]] this page? |
15:17.18 | morgothBotPy | Irskaad meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Ko'han |
15:17.30 | LotG | He was trying to piss off Lezia. |
15:17.44 | FalcoPunch | why? |
15:17.49 | LotG | And yes I have, Irskaad. |
15:17.59 | LotG | He did it for fun, Falco. |
15:18.12 | FalcoPunch | Wtf is wrong with him?? |
15:18.33 | LotG | He has a strange sense of humour. |
15:18.40 | FalcoPunch | Yeah... |
15:18.44 | FalcoPunch | "strange" |
15:18.54 | LotG | He knew Lezia would eventually get angry, so he laughed. |
15:19.12 | FalcoPunch | You know what I hate? |
15:19.17 | LotG | What? |
15:19.27 | FalcoPunch | I'm like the only one who doesn;t have an evil rival. |
15:19.41 | FalcoPunch | I can't do Zazane, they have the Loron. |
15:19.46 | FalcoPunch | URC-Varteks. |
15:19.52 | FalcoPunch | Rambo-ULE |
15:19.54 | LotG | Zazane and Loron are evil. |
15:20.07 | FalcoPunch | But they're rivals. |
15:20.07 | LotG | And they are rivals. |
15:20.14 | LotG | ..... |
15:20.20 | Irskaad | Kraw-Iteok, FKA-Xhodocto, Tahar-Iteok, etc. |
15:20.30 | FalcoPunch | FKA? |
15:20.50 | Irskaad | Federal Khereg of the Asgord, a split Asgordian Empire. |
15:21.01 | Irskaad | It is to be ruled by Ko'han. |
15:21.09 | LotG | More like Onuris Alliance-Xhodocto/ |
15:21.11 | FalcoPunch | Nah, not really a rivalry. Xhoddies could wipe the floor with the FKA. |
15:21.12 | LotG | .* |
15:21.29 | FalcoPunch | Krassio-Xhoddies |
15:21.37 | Irskaad | Ko'han and the FKA want to join the Onuris Alliance. |
15:21.42 | LotG | BNSC-Zazane |
15:21.42 | FalcoPunch | or Ravenrii-Xhoddies |
15:21.52 | LotG | Ravenrii and Xhoddies is good. |
15:21.54 | FalcoPunch | Really? BNSC-Zazane? |
15:22.07 | FalcoPunch | But yeah, see my point? |
15:22.11 | FalcoPunch | UVF-____ |
15:22.24 | LotG | BNSC and Zazane had a large war, which the Zazane won. |
15:22.33 | FalcoPunch | Yeah, Operation Conquest |
15:22.37 | LotG | UVF-Trilx Federation. |
15:22.45 | FalcoPunch | Yeah, but I made the TF. |
15:22.55 | LotG | Hmm..... |
15:23.03 | FalcoPunch | I'm talking about user made rivals. |
15:23.09 | FalcoPunch | With 2 users. |
15:23.32 | Irskaad | Kraw-Zazane? Iteok-Zazane? |
15:24.02 | LotG | Iteok are more of a Zazane counterpart, while Kraw and Zazane are downright nasty, but not a rivallry. |
15:25.00 | FalcoPunch | I think I'm going to add to LoTN today. |
15:25.10 | Irskaad | What, it's not finished? |
15:25.10 | LotG | Really? |
15:25.28 | FalcoPunch | I finally have good internet, ad a permanent home. |
15:25.29 | FalcoPunch | *and |
15:25.53 | FalcoPunch | Can't do it know though, I have to leave soon. |
15:25.58 | FalcoPunch | *now |
15:26.02 | LotG | Okay. |
15:26.15 | LotG | In the meantime, I'm gonna make the Zazane Mothership. |
15:26.19 | FalcoPunch | All right. |
15:26.20 | Irskaad | Allright. |
15:26.24 | FalcoPunch | ascends. |
15:26.28 | FalcoPunch | RAHHHHHHHHHHH |
15:26.33 | LotG | descends |
15:26.35 | FalcoPunch | (Wanna battle, Irs?) |
15:26.38 | LotG | BAWWWWWWWW |
15:26.47 | FalcoPunch | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
15:26.50 | Irskaad | *Someone fires a ray at the ascended Falco-Punch. |
15:26.55 | FalcoPunch | dodges. |
15:27.00 | LotG | BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW |
15:27.10 | FalcoPunch | shoots a fire nebula at Luc. |
15:27.11 | Irskaad | *He fires again* ??? - Do you know who I am? |
15:27.25 | FalcoPunch | dodges again. |
15:27.27 | LotG | bites into Falco's shoulder |
15:27.29 | FalcoPunch | No, I don't. |
15:27.33 | FalcoPunch | AHHH! |
15:27.43 | FalcoPunch | shoots Zazane with a fire blast. |
15:27.52 | Irskaad | Eko - I am Eko Angarg. Commander of the Tahar Fleets. I am here to kill the flame. |
15:27.57 | LotG | No! My Zazane! |
15:28.01 | FalcoPunch | You cannot kill him. |
15:28.07 | FalcoPunch | I am him!! |
15:28.30 | Irskaad | Eko - Interesting... Hehehehe... FLEET! *20000 Ships appear in the sky* |
15:28.47 | Umbrux | kicks the Flame in the cherryblossoms |
15:28.50 | Aturo | blasts 10,000 ships down with fire. |
15:29.02 | Irskaad | Eko - H-H-H-HOW??? |
15:29.12 | Aturo | has no cherryblossoms, so he throws Umbrux at the remaining fleet. |
15:29.26 | Aturo | I can burn everything! Anything! |
15:29.38 | Umbrux | (Aturo has no manlihoods?!) |
15:29.45 | Irskaad | Eko - *Scared* Ok... *Draws MGM Gun* Here we go. *Fires MGM Gun at the flame* |
15:29.56 | Aturo | blasts through the ships of the remaining fleet. |
15:30.05 | Aturo | dodges, shoots a fire dart at Eko. |
15:30.18 | Umbrux | punches through Aturo's stomach |
15:30.20 | Aturo | (He doesn't have them, no. He isn't human, remember?) |
15:30.37 | Aturo | digs his fire claws into Umbrux's throat. |
15:30.44 | Irskaad | *Eko Dodges, and fires the MGM Gun again - He targets it at the Flame - It will follow him until it hits and sucks him in* |
15:30.46 | Umbrux | (I just thought that he should, since most Greek and Roman gods do) |
15:30.53 | Irskaad | (MGMs cause wormholes) |
15:31.00 | Aturo | destroys the bullets with fire. |
15:31.08 | Aturo | burns the wormholes. |
15:31.19 | Umbrux | launches dark fire blast at Aturo's face |
15:31.35 | Aturo | absorbs the dark FIRE blast. |
15:31.35 | Irskaad | Eko - Damn... how does he do it? EXPLAIN YOUR POWERS! |
15:31.51 | Aturo | I can burn anything, everything. I already said this. |
15:32.03 | Aturo | Fire does more than you think. HAHA! |
15:32.09 | Irskaad | Eko - How? Scientific Explanation? |
15:32.14 | Umbrux | pushes Aturo to the ground |
15:32.32 | Aturo | Science- Pah! You mortals try to fit everything so you can "understand" it. |
15:32.51 | Aturo | The Earth catches Aturo and flings him back up to fight Umbrux. |
15:32.54 | Irskaad | Eko - Do it. Explain them to me. |
15:32.55 | Aturo | *The Land |
15:33.11 | Irskaad | Eko - And in return I'll leave. |
15:33.15 | Aturo | I cannot explain to you. |
15:33.16 | Umbrux | knocks Aturo back down |
15:33.22 | Irskaad | Eko - Why not??? |
15:33.30 | Aturo | The Land again catches him and flings him back up. |
15:33.36 | Aturo | You are unable to understand. |
15:33.46 | Irskaad | Eko - Yes I am - I have an IQ of 258. |
15:33.46 | Aturo | Gotta go, bye! |
15:33.50 | Irskaad | Bye! |
15:33.56 | Umbrux | So have I! |
15:33.59 | Irskaad | Bye! |
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17:49.47 | DaLuc | Hi |
17:49.57 | Irskaad | Hello. |
17:50.23 | DaLuc | How are you. |
17:50.28 | Irskaad | I am good. |
17:50.52 | DaLuc | *Acting formal* |
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17:53.18 | Irskaad | HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
17:53.32 | FalcoPunch | Nah. |
17:53.36 | FalcoPunch | Han. |
17:54.40 | FalcoPunch | Luc left =( |
17:54.46 | Irskaad | =( |
17:54.47 | FalcoPunch | That battle was fun! |
17:56.04 | FalcoPunch | Right? |
17:56.09 | Irskaad | Yeah. |
17:56.21 | Irskaad | Eko still wants to know about the Flame's powers. |
17:56.34 | Irskaad | How do they work and such. |
17:58.04 | FalcoPunch | They're divine, can't be explained. |
17:58.12 | FalcoPunch | Especially not to mortals. |
17:58.18 | FalcoPunch | Even with an IQ of 258. |
17:58.34 | Irskaad | Eko thinks otherwise. He thinks everything has an equation or a law. |
17:59.04 | FalcoPunch | Ah. |
18:00.34 | Irskaad | Eko - Flame, Explain your powers to me otherwise I will fire my missiles again and this time you won't escape. |
18:02.35 | Irskaad | Eko - You there, flame? =/ |
18:02.42 | FalcoPunch | Sorry, back. |
18:02.46 | Irskaad | Ok. |
18:02.53 | Aturo | brb |
18:03.04 | Irskaad | Ok. |
18:05.27 | Aturo | Back |
18:05.33 | Irskaad | Eko - Flame, Explain your powers to me otherwise I will fire my missiles again and this time you won't escape. |
18:05.43 | Aturo | (Btw, Aturo is one of the Flame's names.) |
18:05.53 | Irskaad | (Ok.) |
18:06.16 | Aturo | Hahaha, mortal. Still, you linger upon unsolvable questions and riddles? |
18:07.01 | Irskaad | Eko - Hmph. Just explain to me your powers scientifically, if you claim to know everything. |
18:07.29 | Aturo | I do not claim to know all. I know all my essence can comprehend. |
18:07.57 | Irskaad | Eko - Then explain your powers. I can understand. Just give me a chance. Otherwise I'm sending you to oblivion. |
18:08.30 | Aturo | By oblivion, you mean the Low Realm. I cannot go there in "death". Death cannot take me. |
18:08.52 | Irskaad | Eko - Just explain your powers, give me a chance! |
18:09.20 | Aturo | You cannot comprehend them. |
18:09.37 | Irskaad | Eko - Anyways, explain them. I can comprehend. |
18:09.38 | Aturo | You would need a higher IQ then a mere 258. |
18:09.55 | Irskaad | Eko - I can comprehend, EXPLAIN! |
18:10.04 | Aturo | Why do you wish to know of this? |
18:10.16 | Irskaad | Eko - How are your powers possible? |
18:10.40 | Aturo | Anything is possible, foolish mortal |
18:11.02 | Irskaad | Eko - Destroying a wormhole with fire is impossible. It would just get sucked in. |
18:11.23 | Aturo | Anything is possible! |
18:11.42 | Aturo | I destroyed your wormhole with fire. Still, you say impossilbe? |
18:11.56 | Irskaad | Eko - Explain how that occurs. |
18:12.27 | Aturo | I am the essence of fire. Fire is the strongest of the elements, this is the only way for me to explain it to you. |
18:12.36 | Irskaad | Eko - Explain further. |
18:13.02 | Aturo | I am the creator of fire, but I did not give mortals my divine fire, it would be too dangerous. |
18:13.13 | Aturo | My fire, my divine fire, burns all. |
18:13.32 | Irskaad | Eko - What is the diffrence between regular fire and divine fire? |
18:14.11 | Aturo | Regular fire does not burn everything. Regular fire..... can be put out. |
18:14.20 | Aturo | Divine fire cannot be extinguished. |
18:14.23 | Irskaad | Eko - HOW? |
18:14.33 | Aturo | How what? |
18:14.46 | Irskaad | Eko - Howe can it not be extinguished? |
18:14.49 | Irskaad | How* |
18:15.05 | Aturo | It is the purest essence! The strongest element! |
18:15.21 | Aturo | Land cannot collapse from a cloud. |
18:15.22 | Irskaad | Eko - What is the chemical diffrence? |
18:15.36 | Aturo | Bah! Science. |
18:15.50 | Irskaad | Eko - What is the chemical diffrence?! |
18:16.02 | Aturo | It is an ignorant way for mortals to try to fit things into their meager brains. |
18:16.19 | Irskaad | Eko - TELL ME! *Loads MGM Gun* What is the chemical diffrence? |
18:16.30 | Aturo | Divine fire has no science. |
18:16.55 | Irskaad | Eko - Last chance. What is the chemical diffrence? |
18:17.05 | Aturo | Fire holds chemical and scientific properties. Divine fire holds essence, energy. |
18:17.14 | Irskaad | Eko - What energy? |
18:17.25 | Aturo | Pure Fiammian energy. |
18:18.01 | Aturo | ([[Fiction:Fiammian Energy]]) |
18:18.01 | morgothBotPy | Aturo meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Fiammian_Energy |
18:18.19 | Irskaad | Eko - What is it made of? |
18:18.42 | Aturo | What is what made of? Fiammian Energy? |
18:18.50 | Irskaad | Eko - Yes. |
18:18.56 | Aturo | My essence! |
18:19.17 | Irskaad | Eko - And what is your essence made of? Is that fire actually a living being? |
18:19.56 | Aturo | Fire is not a living being. Divine fire has my essence, but holds no intelligence, by your standards. |
18:20.23 | Aturo | My essence is made of Fiammian Energy. Fiammian Energy is made of my essence. |
18:20.36 | Irskaad | Eko - What is your essence made of? <<I have gyronic and I should be studying that soon...>> |
18:20.59 | Aturo | He kinda thinks he's a jerkbutt =P |
18:21.05 | Aturo | Whoops |
18:21.07 | Aturo | XD |
18:21.11 | Irskaad | (Hehehe...) |
18:21.14 | Aturo | My essence is made of Fiammian Energy. Fiammian Energy is made of my essence. |
18:21.24 | Aturo | (There we go) |
18:21.41 | Irskaad | Eko - That is a paradox, explain better! *Aims* |
18:21.56 | Aturo | Your ignorance blinds you, mortal. |
18:22.03 | Aturo | Farewell. |
18:22.11 | Aturo | disappears in a flash of fire. |
18:22.31 | Irskaad | Eko - GRRRRRRRRR!!! COME BACK SO I CAN BLAST YOU!!! |
18:22.39 | Irskaad | (Eko is mad) |
18:22.46 | Aturo | (Lo, I can tell XD ) |
18:22.49 | Aturo | *Lol |
18:23.01 | Aturo | Can you give me a link to his page? |
18:23.12 | Irskaad | [[Captain:Commander Eko]] |
18:23.12 | morgothBotPy | Irskaad meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Commander_Eko |
18:23.30 | Irskaad | Eko - I will find you again, flame. I will fight you and win! |
18:24.17 | Aturo | *A voice whispers in Eko's head:Come find me.....* |
18:24.28 | Irskaad | Eko - Where??? Where are you? |
18:25.35 | Aturo | *The voice returns: "Go to Gazhanei Stost....... The Deciding Place......"* |
18:26.02 | Irskaad | Eko - <<Where could that be...>> *Goes to his ship, hoping to find a signal* |
18:27.24 | Irskaad | Eko - Where is Gazhanei Stost... |
18:27.59 | Cycklos | *Eko jumps as he hears a thump on his ship. |
18:28.02 | Cycklos | * |
18:28.08 | Irskaad | Eko - Huh? |
18:28.39 | Cycklos | Pull down to a planet. Now. |
18:28.54 | Irskaad | Eko - *Pulls down to a random planet* |
18:29.37 | Irskaad | Eko - Is this Gazhanei Stost? |
18:30.05 | Cycklos | *The creature shows himself: he resembles a Sylit, yet he is yellow, has wings, different feet, and many other small differences. |
18:30.07 | Cycklos | * |
18:30.19 | Irskaad | Eko - Who are you? Where is the Flame? |
18:30.42 | Cycklos | I am Cycklos Solakil. The Flame, he burns in me and my species. |
18:30.53 | Cycklos | He is in his realm. |
18:31.09 | Irskaad | Eko - Make him come here. I want to fight him. |
18:31.27 | Cycklos | Fight him? Ah, you want to be killed? |
18:31.34 | Cycklos | I can do that for you. |
18:31.50 | Irskaad | Eko - *Loads MGM Gun* You give me no choice. |
18:31.59 | Cycklos | pulls out a sword with a blade of cackling fire. |
18:32.09 | Cycklos | I would not do that. |
18:33.03 | Irskaad | Eko - *Slows down time with his Gyronic Powers, and fires his MGM, which forms a wormhole in front of Cycklos, which attempts to suck him in* Good luck avoiding that! |
18:34.26 | Cycklos | cuts through the wormhole, setting it on fire as well as cutting it in half. |
18:34.37 | Cycklos | (Oh, btw, he's like18 feet tall) |
18:35.09 | Irskaad | Eko - For the love of Logic, how is that possible? (How many meters? Eko is 1m75) |
18:35.51 | Cycklos | (18 feet is like.... almost 6 meters, I think) |
18:35.56 | Irskaad | Eko - *Fires another MGM Missile, this time, right in front of him, about 2 cm from him* Goodbye. |
18:36.09 | Irskaad | *It forms a wormhole 2 cm from him* |
18:36.31 | Irskaad | Eko - Goodbye. |
18:36.39 | Cycklos | shoots a dart of fire, again burning the wormhole. |
18:36.56 | Cycklos | (How big is the wormhole?) |
18:37.31 | Irskaad | (From his gun, it gets as big as 5m) |
18:37.40 | Cycklos | Ah. |
18:37.47 | Cycklos | (Ah.) |
18:38.10 | Irskaad | Eko - *Enters his ship, and fires a disintegrator laser at Cycklos* I am Eko. You don't know me. |
18:38.24 | Irskaad | Eko - I WILL FIGHT THE FLAME! |
18:38.35 | Cycklos | dodges the blast. |
18:38.47 | Cycklos | I know you. You just met my master. |
18:39.11 | Irskaad | Eko - *Fires weapon again, now with a precision system - It his Cycklos* |
18:39.15 | Irskaad | hits* |
18:39.35 | Cycklos | *the bullet does no damage* |
18:39.49 | Cycklos | You underestimate my power. |
18:39.49 | Irskaad | (It's a laser) |
18:40.06 | Cycklos | *the LASER does no damage* |
18:40.21 | Irskaad | Eko - *Launches splitter missile, it splits into 1000, and they are all heading for Cycklos* |
18:40.32 | Irskaad | Eko - Bye bye. |
18:40.51 | Cycklos | waves his sword, destroying the missiles. |
18:40.53 | Irskaad | *Eko is listening to Lady gaga - Speechless* |
18:41.07 | Cycklos | My master is the Flame, if I have not made that clear. |
18:41.12 | Irskaad | Eko - Were those... all of them? Some must have hit! |
18:41.17 | Cycklos | I have many of his powers. |
18:41.49 | Cycklos | I am here for a reason! |
18:42.01 | Irskaad | Eko - GRRRR!!! *Fires Ion cannon at Cycklos* For what? |
18:42.16 | Irskaad | Eko - So you can break the universe with your lack of logic? |
18:42.16 | Cycklos | brb |
18:42.21 | Irskaad | (Ok.) |
18:43.24 | Cycklos | (back) |
18:43.29 | Cycklos | dodges. |
18:43.53 | Cycklos | You wish to know where Gazhanei Stost is? |
18:43.59 | Irskaad | Eko - Yes. |
18:44.14 | Cycklos | It is the Deciding Place. |
18:44.20 | Cycklos | You do not know of it? |
18:44.27 | Irskaad | Eko - No. Where is it? |
18:44.44 | Cycklos | Near the center of His galaxy. |
18:44.58 | Irskaad | Eko - Indeed. Coordinates? |
18:45.02 | Cycklos | Upon it we have a large temple, honoring him and his battle. |
18:45.23 | Cycklos | Coordinates do not take you places. |
18:45.49 | Irskaad | Eko - Ugh, how do I find this place without coordinates? |
18:45.49 | Cycklos | But I might as well tell you them. |
18:45.55 | Irskaad | Eko - Thanks. |
18:46.00 | Cycklos | Actually, I have a better idea. |
18:46.10 | Irskaad | Eko - ? |
18:46.12 | Cycklos | You know at least of His galaxy, correct? |
18:46.21 | Irskaad | Eko - Yes, sort of. |
18:46.34 | Cycklos | You know what galaxy it is? |
18:46.43 | Irskaad | Eko - Tigris? |
18:46.50 | Cycklos | ......no. |
18:46.58 | Irskaad | Eko - Andromeda? |
18:47.03 | Cycklos | No. |
18:47.07 | Cycklos | The Sylit galaxy! |
18:47.13 | Cycklos | Is that helpful? |
18:47.16 | Irskaad | Eko - Oh, that. Thanks. |
18:47.27 | Cycklos | You know what it is called? |
18:47.51 | Irskaad | Eko - Sylit Galaxy. |
18:47.55 | Cycklos | ......no. |
18:48.03 | Cycklos | facepalms. |
18:48.07 | Irskaad | Eko - Galaxy of the Sylit? |
18:48.17 | Cycklos | Don't you have species databases? |
18:48.51 | Cycklos | (Sporewiki, look up Sylit, in the second sentence it says it) |
18:48.55 | Irskaad | Eko - *Looks it up* How do I pronounce this... "Ravelkys"? |
18:49.01 | Cycklos | Ramvelkys, yes. |
18:49.20 | Irskaad | Eko - Ok, which planet? |
18:49.31 | Cycklos | At Gazhanei Stost, the Deciding Place, the Flame battles his 3 brethren for dominance. |
18:49.37 | Cycklos | *battled |
18:49.47 | Irskaad | Eko - I'll ask the sylit there. |
18:49.51 | Cycklos | It is near the core. |
18:49.59 | Irskaad | Eko - Ok, thanks. |
18:50.21 | Cycklos | Believe, you should recognize it. It is the one with the temple so tall that it almost leaves its atmosphere. |
18:51.14 | Cycklos | On the planet you will also find massive craters, upturned continents, ripped open mountains, and other signs of a divine battle. |
18:51.20 | Irskaad | Eko - *Flies to Ramvelkys, then calls the UVF* UVF, this is Eko, from the Tahar Empire. I am going to duel your god, just for fun, so don't take it as an act of war. Ok? |
18:51.34 | Cycklos | (Did he really do that?) |
18:51.59 | Irskaad | (Yeah, why?) |
18:52.21 | Cycklos | (....well, he's about to be captured.....) |
18:52.41 | Irskaad | (Let's make this non-canon?) |
18:52.52 | Cycklos | (All right) |
18:53.18 | Irskaad | Eko - ... *Nervous* |
18:53.25 | Cycklos | (So, just skip the part where he talks to the UVF. Just say he passes by them, doesn't say anyhing. |
18:53.29 | Cycklos | *anything |
18:53.31 | Cycklos | ) |
18:53.56 | Irskaad | Eko - (Ok.) Where is that- Oh, there it is. |
18:54.02 | Irskaad | Eko - *Flies there* |
18:54.37 | Aturo | *Eko finds hundreds, perhaps thousands, entering, leaving, and praying in the massive temple. |
18:54.39 | Aturo | * |
18:54.51 | Irskaad | Eko - Where do I land... |
18:55.09 | Aturo | *Eko sees a spaceship-parking "lot"* |
18:55.27 | Irskaad | Eko - *Lands there* Now, where do I find this god? |
18:56.05 | Aturo | *A massive hand made out of clay and rock reaches out of the land and pulls him underground* |
18:56.23 | Irskaad | Eko - What? Where am I? |
18:56.40 | Aturo | *Eko is thrown into a large, underground hall. |
18:56.58 | Aturo | *A single being is with him, it is a Sylit.* |
18:57.15 | Aturo | You found it, mortal. My world. |
18:57.24 | Irskaad | Eko - Oh... Weps... Light gun, Ion cannon, MGM Gun, Disintegrator gun, check. Hello. Flame. |
18:57.37 | Aturo | *the voice booms in a large echo, hurting Eko's ears.* |
18:57.54 | Aturo | Do you wish to commence? |
18:58.02 | Irskaad | Eko - Damn! Too many Naxetons! (1 Naxeton = 10 Db) |
18:58.08 | Irskaad | Eko - Allright. |
18:58.10 | Aturo | You do realize I cannot be killed. As I said, death cannot take me. |
18:58.16 | Aturo | (Huh?) |
18:58.30 | Irskaad | (Db = Decibel) |
18:58.41 | Irskaad | Eko - Whatever, let's get this over with. |
18:58.42 | Aturo | (..... huh?) |
18:58.47 | Irskaad | (Forget it |
18:58.49 | Irskaad | ) |
18:58.54 | Aturo | (Oh, is that a unit of sound?) |
18:58.58 | Irskaad | (Yes.) |
18:59.05 | Aturo | (Okay, now I remember.) |
18:59.19 | Aturo | All right, well... |
18:59.27 | Irskaad | Eko - *Loads Ion cannon* Hehehe... |
18:59.31 | Aturo | you first, mortal. |
18:59.52 | Irskaad | Eko - *Fires Ion cannon, it hits him* |
19:00.01 | Aturo | *Does no damage* |
19:00.13 | Aturo | ......are you done throwings pebbles at me? |
19:00.18 | Aturo | *thrpwing |
19:00.20 | Aturo | *throwing |
19:00.40 | Irskaad | Eko - *Switches to Disintegrator gun, and fires, hitting him* |
19:01.11 | Aturo | *The blast burns a small patch in his skin. |
19:01.12 | Aturo | * |
19:01.27 | Aturo | transforms into his earthly form. |
19:01.30 | Irskaad | Eko - *Fires more shots at the Flame* |
19:01.39 | Aturo | blasts the shots with fire. |
19:01.58 | Aturo | grows a large arms of fire, grabbing Eko, butrning him severely. |
19:02.00 | Aturo | *burning |
19:02.17 | Aturo | You do realize, with a movement of my fingers, your life can end? |
19:02.25 | Aturo | But I wish to make it more painful |
19:02.28 | Irskaad | Eko - AHHHH! *Grabs Light gun, and fires at teh Flame* I can be cloned. |
19:02.56 | Irskaad | the* |
19:03.22 | Aturo | flings Eko into the wall, and he goes through, hundreds of feet through the rock wall. |
19:03.36 | Aturo | shoots a blast of fire, following Eko. |
19:04.02 | Irskaad | Eko - Ahhhhh... *Grabs MGM Gun, slows down time, and fires at the Flame* Hehe... |
19:04.32 | Irskaad | *Lezia appears on Eko's communicator* Lezia - Hello! What are you doing? |
19:04.33 | Aturo | dodges the blast, as the time change had no effect on him. |
19:04.48 | Irskaad | Eko - Not now, woman, I am fighting a god! |
19:04.57 | Aturo | shoots a fire dart at lightning speed, hitting him in his heart. |
19:05.04 | Irskaad | Eko - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
19:05.11 | Irskaad | Lezia - Uhhhhh.... Eko? |
19:05.24 | Aturo | *The fire spreads throughout Eko's body* |
19:05.48 | Irskaad | Eko - I'm............... burning............... *Sends signal for the cloning institute* |
19:06.01 | Aturo | Haha, foolish mortal. |
19:06.08 | Aturo | Death will take you. |
19:06.14 | Irskaad | Lezia - Hello??? Eko??? Anyone? |
19:06.26 | Aturo | destroys the transmitter. |
19:06.43 | Irskaad | Lezia - *Signal cut* Wow. Poor eko... |
19:07.03 | Aturo | I shall destroy your clone, Eko. I shall destroy your DNA. You will never be cloned again. |
19:07.12 | Irskaad | Eko - *Is at near death* Please let the..... sylit forgive me...... |
19:08.30 | Aturo | destroys Eko's body. |
19:08.44 | Aturo | Foolish mortal. |
19:08.49 | Aturo | I warned him. |
19:08.51 | Irskaad | *Eko appears in the cloning institute in Terkom, Tahar Empire* |
19:09.11 | Irskaad | Scientist - He failed. Poor guy. That's what you get for breaking laws. |
19:09.15 | Aturo | watches as Eko's soul is taken to the Low Realm. |
19:09.27 | Aturo | (Was that the first time he died? |
19:09.34 | Aturo | ) |
19:09.44 | Irskaad | (Perhaps.) |
19:10.05 | Aturo | (All right. That's why I said the soul was taken, clones do not have souls.) |
19:10.19 | Irskaad | Scientist 2 - Subject to be resurrected in 15 minutes, give or take. |
19:10.31 | Irskaad | Scientist - Good. |
19:11.04 | Aturo | *Scientists are temporarily blinded as a flash appears in the room.* |
19:11.06 | Aturo | brb |
19:11.19 | Irskaad | Scientist - Huh? What happened? |
19:11.34 | Irskaad | Scientist 2 - Must be nothing. Nothing. |
19:11.51 | Irskaad | Scientist 3 - 14 Minutes. |
19:12.14 | Aturo | (They;re still blinded, by temporarily I mean for like a minute) |
19:12.39 | Irskaad | Scientist 2 - Damn, so bright... *Wears sun glasses* |
19:13.00 | Aturo | *Scientists see the clone machine destroyed and Eko's DNA gone. |
19:13.23 | Irskaad | Scientist 2 - Damn!!! Get the Telkom cloning institute! |
19:13.29 | Irskaad | (There are more planets) |
19:13.30 | Aturo | *The machine, an inflammable substance, is burning* |
19:13.55 | Aturo | (Yeah, they're all going to have Eko's DNA taken, remember, this is non-canon) |
19:14.01 | Aturo | brb again |
19:14.10 | Irskaad | Telkom Scientist - Cloning of Eko commencing. 15 minutes. |
19:15.01 | Aturo | *The process repeats on this planet too- blinding, then seeing the DNA and the clones gone* |
19:15.01 | Irskaad | Terkom Scientist 2 - Put out that fire! *They use fire extinguishers* |
19:15.17 | Aturo | *Fire isn't extinguished* |
19:15.20 | Irskaad | Telkom Scientist - Bawhaaaah?! Get Raskom! |
19:15.32 | Irskaad | Raskom Scientist - Cloning commencing. |
19:15.42 | Aturo | *Process repeats* |
19:16.02 | Irskaad | Raskom Commencing - 3 Down, 6 to go. Haskom? |
19:16.13 | Aturo | *repeats* |
19:16.32 | Irskaad | Haskom Scientist - Yerkom? |
19:16.50 | Aturo | *process repeats* |
19:17.04 | Irskaad | Yerkom Scientist - Jawkom! Get this process moving on full power!!! |
19:17.10 | Aturo | *repeats* |
19:17.26 | Aturo | *other places are destroyed before they can be called* |
19:17.41 | Irskaad | Jawkom Scientist - Damn! Here too! *Calls Kargekom* |
19:17.47 | Irskaad | Kargekom - Here too. |
19:18.06 | Irskaad | Werkekom - Here too. |
19:18.26 | Irskaad | Urgaskom - Here too. This was the last one. Our plans are on hold. |
19:18.39 | Aturo | *an interference comes in on the radio, and an unknown voice comes on* |
19:18.47 | Irskaad | Terkom Scientist - What is this? |
19:18.49 | Aturo | Never clone him... |
19:18.59 | Irskaad | Terkom Scientist - Who? |
19:19.05 | Aturo | Eko. |
19:19.16 | Irskaad | terkom Scientist - Why? |
19:19.39 | Aturo | He died because he murdered his family, then he commited suicide. He is too dangerous to be kept alive. |
19:19.57 | Aturo | Do not clone him. You have been warned. |
19:20.16 | Irskaad | Terkom Scientist - Haha. Very funny. *Calls Kraw Empire secretly, they have Eko's DNA too* |
19:20.53 | Aturo | Fire hits the Terkom scientist and all the witnesses of the incident. |
19:20.58 | Aturo | ** |
19:21.49 | Aturo | *The cameras, if there are any, are destroyed and their memory erased. |
19:21.50 | Aturo | * |
19:21.51 | Irskaad | Taharian News - Nobody knows what happened, 9 Cloning machines were destroyed in the Tahar Empire. It is unknown why did this happen... |
19:22.15 | Irskaad | *Kraw begin cloning Eko* |
19:22.58 | Aturo | *A blast of fire destroys the operation* |
19:23.25 | Irskaad | Kraw Scientist - WHAT???? This can't be a Tahar thing! What's causing this??? |
19:23.40 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - Where am I.... |
19:23.41 | Aturo | *A booming voice enters the halls* |
19:23.53 | Aturo | I am a god, and he is forbidden to be let cloned. |
19:24.21 | Irskaad | Kraw Scientist - *Sigh* What did Eko do? Don't lie. |
19:24.53 | Aturo | Do not command me, mortal. But I shall do what you ask, and tell the truth. |
19:25.17 | Aturo | He challenged me in his pride, believing himself a greater power then me. |
19:25.26 | *** join/#sporewiki LotG (5f927924@gateway/web/freenode/ip.95.146.121.36) |
19:25.33 | Aturo | (LUC!& |
19:25.35 | Aturo | ) |
19:25.36 | LotG | LotG in da houze! |
19:25.42 | Irskaad | Kraw Scientist - BWAHAAHAHAHAA!!! Did Eko really think he could defeat a god?!?! |
19:25.45 | Aturo | (Shhhh) |
19:25.50 | Aturo | Yes, he did. |
19:26.03 | LotG | (???) |
19:26.05 | Aturo | And he was dealt with. |
19:26.21 | Aturo | Even if he is cloned, I shall again destroy him, and cause him greater pain. |
19:26.51 | LotG | (why?) |
19:26.59 | Irskaad | Kraw Scientist 2 - He died a good death. By the way, Can you let your empire forgive the tahars? Horkarew passed a law forbidding the Attack on gods, and he disobeyed it. |
19:27.30 | Aturo | My species do not even know of the incident. |
19:27.55 | Irskaad | Kraw Scientist 2 - Ok. Have a good time, Eko's funeral is tommorow, from what I heard. |
19:28.18 | Aturo | Okay, done. |
19:28.26 | Aturo | Now, what shall we do now, with Luc? |
19:28.44 | Aturo | That battle earlier was fun. |
19:28.48 | Irskaad | (What will happen to Eko's soul in this fic?) |
19:29.16 | Aturo | (Taken to the Low Realm, or Hell, or whatever.* |
19:29.18 | Aturo | ) |
19:29.28 | Irskaad | (What happens to him there?) |
19:29.41 | Aturo | (Torment for eternity. |
19:29.43 | Aturo | ) |
19:29.52 | LotG | (Did you know that Lezia was cursed by Angazhar, Irskaad?) |
19:29.58 | Irskaad | (Yes.) |
19:30.10 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - Am I alive? |
19:30.16 | LotG | (So, Kezoreg has two dads) |
19:30.21 | Irskaad | (Lol.) |
19:30.44 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - (Does he have any weapons?) Where are my weps? |
19:31.19 | Varamark | Greetings, mortal, damned to my realm. |
19:31.35 | LotG | (So Kezoreg is part Xhodocto, part Asgord and part Zazane?) |
19:31.39 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - (In Taharian) Is this Terkom? |
19:31.45 | Irskaad | (Don't know) |
19:31.53 | Varamark | (No weapons) |
19:32.10 | Varamark | No, this is the Low Realm. |
19:32.29 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - (In Taharian) Which Planet? |
19:32.30 | Varamark | Where you shall suffer torment for eternity. |
19:32.49 | Varamark | (He's speaking in Taharian too) |
19:33.00 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - Wha? What torment? And where are my weapons? Is this a prank? |
19:33.22 | LotG | (Irskaad, Xho made a blog about it!) |
19:33.27 | Varamark | No, foolish mortal. You have been judged and sent to the Low Realm, or "Hell". |
19:35.57 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - Hell? Nice Try, Hazerus, get out of there, this can't be hell, you're speaking Taharian! |
19:36.45 | Varamark | I speak the language that you understand. For a Sylit I would speak Vyraklish. |
19:37.19 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - I'm out of here. *Goes away* Where is the exit... |
19:37.34 | Varamark | *Eko falls into a dark pit* |
19:37.57 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - This Virtual Reality is so realistic! |
19:37.58 | Varamark | *Eko lands on the hard floor and sees red eyes glaring at him* |
19:38.24 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - Ow.... I'm not supposed to feel pain int his VR... What the hell... |
19:38.33 | Irskaad | in this* |
19:39.01 | Varamark | *A large spider-like creature emerges from the shadows and lets our a blood-curdling screech* |
19:39.07 | Varamark | *out |
19:39.27 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - Hazerus... get me out of here! This isn't funny! |
19:39.58 | Varamark | Yes, it is, unintelligent mortal. |
19:40.16 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - I'LL KILL YOU, HAZERUS!!!!!!!!!! |
19:40.24 | Varamark | It is humorous to watch you struggle to realize what is happening. |
19:40.52 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - Yeah, I'm in a Tahar Prank show. There was an episode just like this one. |
19:40.53 | Varamark | *the creature lunges and rips Eko's arm off with its razor-sharp teeth* |
19:41.12 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - AHHHHHH! Can't fell it...... WHAT KIND OF VR IS THIS??? |
19:41.19 | Irskaad | feel* |
19:42.02 | Varamark | *Eko's arm grows back, and his leg is ripped off by the creature* |
19:42.28 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - AHHHHHHHHH!!! What kind of VR is this??? Am I in the Far future? |
19:42.50 | Varamark | Mortal, ignorant mortal. |
19:42.57 | Irskaad | (The only way to prove Eko is in a real hell is to show him his grave) |
19:43.07 | Varamark | (Okay) |
19:43.22 | Varamark | *Eko's leg grows back* |
19:43.48 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - .... Hazerus, get me out! |
19:44.12 | Varamark | *Eko is suddenly launched into a vision, where he sees fellow Tahars, his comrades and friends, gathered as his bodt is lowered into a grave.* |
19:44.13 | Varamark | *body |
19:45.00 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - No... This... What is going on?!?!?! |
19:45.02 | Varamark | *on the stone by the pit, it says: "Eko ____(what ever his last name is) Commander, friend |
19:45.30 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - I can't have really died.... Am I dead....??? *Starts to cry* |
19:45.51 | Varamark | 150-210 (random years, his date of birth and death) |
19:46.28 | Varamark | *Eko is thrust back into the pit, and the spider-like monster rips off his arm* |
19:46.58 | Varamark | Now, do you believe? |
19:47.05 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - AHHHHH!!! (21/07/373 - 28/08/401) |
19:47.14 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - How long am I in this? |
19:47.45 | Varamark | For the next thousand years, this monster shall rip off your limbs, and they will grow back. You cannot die here. You are dead. |
19:48.06 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - What........ Happens after that? |
19:48.08 | Varamark | The pain shall endure. After the thouand years, a new punishment will be made. |
19:48.16 | Varamark | *thousand |
19:48.26 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - How many punishments are there, 7? |
19:48.42 | Varamark | This punishment was a request from my father- the Flame, as you know him. |
19:48.49 | Varamark | There are 34 punishments. |
19:48.59 | Varamark | Excuse me, 35. |
19:49.01 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - And after that? |
19:49.22 | Varamark | You shall forever be cast into a deep sleep. |
19:49.46 | Varamark | But a thousands years here is hundreds of thousands in your realm. |
19:49.47 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - What? What happens then? |
19:50.11 | Varamark | So, you shall be here for hundreds of thousands of years for each punishment. |
19:50.22 | Varamark | While you are sleep, you may be happy. |
19:50.33 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - What happens in the Long Sleep? |
19:50.53 | Varamark | You feel peace. |
19:51.02 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - *Tries to communicate in his communicator* |
19:51.25 | Varamark | But you cannot move. Imagine forever being in a dream, but you just it there. |
19:51.31 | Varamark | *sit |
19:51.59 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - C'mon, somebody... *Keeps trying to communicate* |
19:52.19 | Varamark | .me destroys the communicator. |
19:52.28 | Varamark | destroys the communicator. |
19:52.31 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - DAMN! |
19:52.34 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - I want to go back to Terkom! |
19:52.43 | Varamark | You made your choice. |
19:52.59 | Varamark | Ah yes, after the sleep. I misspoke, said it lasts forever. |
19:53.09 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - What choice? |
19:53.12 | Varamark | That is usally the case. |
19:53.45 | Varamark | But your's will be cut short, and you shall have 35 more punishments, and then sleep again. The process repeats forever. |
19:54.03 | Varamark | Your choice- of the Low Realm or the High Realm. |
19:54.15 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - What? I don't understand! |
19:54.43 | Varamark | In your life, you frequently chose the Low Realm above the High Realm. You set your fate. |
19:55.10 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - I never chose that! |
19:55.23 | Varamark | Yes, you did. |
19:55.32 | Varamark | You never realized it. |
19:55.49 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - How? |
19:56.05 | Varamark | But trying to destroy gods, among other offenses, set your fate. |
19:56.19 | Varamark | You have millions of choices in life, billions. |
19:56.24 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - Is there a way to go back in time? |
19:56.31 | Varamark | Your choices sent you here. |
19:56.36 | Varamark | No, there is not. |
19:56.57 | Varamark | But in your deep sleep, you may reflect upon your choices. |
19:57.13 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Is this Punishment and Sleep cycle eternal? |
19:57.18 | Varamark | Let me ask, why did you attack my father? |
19:57.25 | Varamark | Yes, it lasts firever. |
19:57.29 | Varamark | *forever |
19:57.50 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - Because Gods's lack of logic will destroy this universe someday! |
19:58.11 | Varamark | Mortal, mortal. It is logical. |
19:58.48 | Varamark | *Eko has a sudden realization, and he sees the sense of the Universe and the balance of power, energy, essence, and other "illogical" properties.* |
19:59.03 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - How is it logical? Fire cannot destroy a wormhole! <<If I keep asking questions I might delay my punishment forever!>> |
19:59.34 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - Whaaaa? It's all coming to me! It makes sense! I got to show this to terkom! |
19:59.35 | Varamark | (Does <<--->> mean his thoughts?) |
19:59.42 | Irskaad | (yes.) |
19:59.51 | Varamark | You cannot, You shall stay here forever. |
20:00.02 | Varamark | And your punishment shall start. |
20:00.08 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - At least explain this to the other Tahar! |
20:00.31 | Varamark | *Eko regrows his lost limbs, and the creature rips off an arm* |
20:00.52 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - AHHHHHHH!!! <<If I knew this would be my fate....>> |
20:01.06 | Varamark | I shall not. They would not believe. They live in the earthly realm, they are blinded by ignorance. |
20:01.17 | Varamark | Everything would be illogical to them. |
20:01.41 | Varamark | Besides, I cannot leave this realm, because of a punishment from my father. |
20:01.55 | Irskaad | Eko's Soul - *Cries Hard* |
20:02.12 | Varamark | *His punishment continues* |
20:02.19 | Varamark | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
20:02.25 | Varamark | Allright, now what? |
20:03.06 | FalcoPunch | Oh, I have an idea. |
20:03.19 | Irskaad | What? |
20:03.36 | FalcoPunch | You probably wouldn't approve it, but what if this was all a dream by Eko, and it was sent by one of the gods? |
20:04.02 | Irskaad | Yeah, that could happen. |
20:04.32 | FalcoPunch | And maybe he tries to spread the wordm or maybe he doens't believe. |
20:04.32 | Irskaad | But Eko would see that it was all not real and resume his life, but if he ever meets the flame... He will run. |
20:05.06 | FalcoPunch | All right |
20:05.46 | Irskaad | Let's say this is an alternate reality. |
20:05.59 | Irskaad | Like there are many timelines. |
20:06.34 | FalcoPunch | Okay. |
20:06.53 | FalcoPunch | Do the Kraw believe in gods? |
20:07.27 | Irskaad | No. They are atheist too. They don't believe in any gods that created them. But they know the other gods exist for a reason. |
20:07.52 | FalcoPunch | Okay. |
20:07.58 | FalcoPunch | Gotta eat, bye! |
20:08.03 | Irskaad | Bye! |
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20:56.50 | Irskaad | HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
20:57.14 | Irskaad | Poor Alternate Eko... |
20:57.21 | FalcoPunch | brb |
20:57.23 | Irskaad | Ok. |
20:58.38 | FalcoPunch | baccck |
20:58.58 | Irskaad | Poor Alternate Eko... If he knew about this fate... |
21:00.08 | FalcoPunch | Yeah. |
21:00.31 | FalcoPunch | Do you like the FLame? |
21:00.38 | Irskaad | Yeah. Nice fiction. |
21:00.48 | FalcoPunch | Thanks |
21:01.16 | FalcoPunch | I made up most of the Low Realm stuff on the spot, like the slumber and the 34 punishments. |
21:01.24 | Irskaad | 35? |
21:01.41 | FalcoPunch | Oh yeah |
21:01.46 | FalcoPunch | I'm gonna change it to 34. |
21:01.48 | Irskaad | Eko thought the low realm was a Prank Show. |
21:02.00 | FalcoPunch | XD |
21:02.34 | FalcoPunch | Is there halloween in Portugal? |
21:02.50 | Irskaad | No. Nobody's Trick or treating here. |
21:03.06 | FalcoPunch | Is there a Day of the Dead or something similar? |
21:03.11 | Irskaad | No. |
21:03.14 | FalcoPunch | Nothing? |
21:03.19 | FalcoPunch | Dang. |
21:03.29 | Irskaad | No Holiday on October 31. |
21:03.44 | FalcoPunch | But there's no Day of the Dead anytime of the year? |
21:03.50 | Irskaad | No. |
21:04.17 | FalcoPunch | Oh. Do you have Christmas? |
21:04.23 | Irskaad | Yes. |
21:04.43 | FalcoPunch | You probably don't have Thanksgiving. |
21:04.46 | FalcoPunch | Right? |
21:04.50 | Irskaad | No. |
21:05.01 | Irskaad | I don't even know which day is thanksgiving. |
21:05.35 | FalcoPunch | November Twenty-something |
21:05.52 | Irskaad | Ok. What will be Alternate Eko's 2nd Punishment? |
21:06.03 | FalcoPunch | I have no idea. |
21:06.58 | FalcoPunch | Maybe he has to carry a big rock up a hill, then he drops it and it rolls back, and he has to restart. |
21:07.09 | FalcoPunch | I'm so evil >=} |
21:07.12 | Irskaad | If the Real Eko ever challenges the Flame, The Flame should show him his alternate reality. |
21:07.19 | Irskaad | Eko would just refuse. |
21:07.22 | FalcoPunch | Yeah. |
21:07.27 | FalcoPunch | Refuse what? |
21:07.49 | Irskaad | Refuse to carry the rock. |
21:08.55 | Um2k9 | Happy Halloween! |
21:09.06 | Irskaad | There is no halloween here in PT. |
21:09.44 | FalcoPunch | He would have to. Maybe it would be tied to his back in chains or something, i don't know. |
21:09.53 | Um2k9 | Really? All the fireworks here are great! |
21:10.03 | FalcoPunch | Um, you live in Ireland, right? |
21:10.07 | Irskaad | No fireworks here. |
21:10.15 | Um2k9 | @Falco: Yep! |
21:10.20 | FalcoPunch | Cool. |
21:10.23 | FalcoPunch | brb |
21:10.26 | Irskaad | Ok. |
21:13.11 | FalcoPunch | Have to go in a few minutes. |
21:13.23 | Irskaad | Ok. |
21:14.21 | Irskaad | Alternate Eko will be missed in the Alternate Tahar Empire, and he will be replaced by Commander Heyos. |
21:14.29 | FalcoPunch | Okay |
21:15.00 | Um2k9 | Bye everyone! |
21:15.46 | Irskaad | That could be another way to make Tahars tolerant to religious beliefs - Tahars don't know about Afterlifes, so someone should show them those. |
21:16.53 | FalcoPunch | Yeah. |
21:17.15 | FalcoPunch | The UVF would send a missionary, but there probably aren't a lot who would want to go. |
21:17.24 | FalcoPunch | They'd be scared of being killed there. |
21:18.05 | Irskaad | Horkarew would protect the missionaries. And the Missionaries would have to give concrete solid proof for afterlifes. |
21:18.24 | FalcoPunch | That'd be hard... |
21:18.44 | Irskaad | They could show Eko in the Alternate Timeline. |
21:19.03 | FalcoPunch | Would they believe that? Or would they think it was a trick? |
21:19.14 | FalcoPunch | gotta go |
21:19.16 | Irskaad | Bye. |
21:19.23 | FalcoPunch | I'll stay on IRC though, but I'll be away |
21:19.27 | Irskaad | Ok. |
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21:49.48 | LotG | Hello. |
21:49.56 | Irskaad | Hello! |
21:50.24 | LotG | Gee, I can't wait for Kezoreg's birth. |
21:50.28 | Irskaad | When is lezia going to get pregnant with Kezoreg? PS: She lays eggs. |
21:51.36 | LotG | Hmm, well, originally it was gonna be 31st of October or 1st of November, but Tyraz's capture has complicated things. |
21:51.56 | LotG | Perhaps she is already pregnant. |
21:52.18 | LotG | With the baby being small at the moment. |
21:52.31 | Irskaad | When should she lay the egg? |
21:52.56 | LotG | Well, how many days does it take for the egg to hatch? |
21:53.06 | Irskaad | 14 Days. |
21:53.23 | Irskaad | Is that fast or slow? |
21:53.26 | LotG | 14 days before New Year's Day. |
21:53.51 | LotG | 14 is kinda slow. |
21:54.08 | Irskaad | It's an ok time. |
21:54.17 | LotG | True. |
21:54.42 | Irskaad | Who will get to control Kezoreg's fiction? |
21:54.43 | LotG | Okay, 14 days before New Year's Day, she lays the egg. |
21:54.47 | Irskaad | True. |
21:54.57 | LotG | Me, you and Xho. |
21:55.06 | Irskaad | So it's join fiction, ok. |
21:55.09 | Irskaad | joint* |
21:55.39 | LotG | Well, we all have to make decisions about Kezoreg's life. |
21:55.42 | Irskaad | I was wondering, since asgordian Nests usually have more than one egg... |
21:55.56 | Irskaad | Should Kezoreg nhave brothers? |
21:55.57 | LotG | ...... |
21:56.27 | LotG | How many brothers? |
21:56.54 | Irskaad | Should he have them or not? |
21:57.19 | LotG | I do not think so, Kezoreg is a very special being. |
21:57.21 | LotG | He is unique. |
21:57.31 | Irskaad | Ok, let's say it's a rare event. |
21:57.44 | Irskaad | It happens on 1% of births. |
21:57.56 | LotG | What, single births? |
21:58.03 | Irskaad | Yes. |
21:58.08 | LotG | Okay then. |
21:58.28 | LotG | I gotta go soon. |
21:58.34 | Irskaad | Allright. |
21:58.46 | LotG | Actually, cya later. |
21:58.49 | Irskaad | Bye! |
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22:03.03 | Irskaad | HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
22:03.31 | FalcoPunch | Back! |
22:04.18 | Irskaad | Hello! So, how are the Sylit? |
22:04.21 | FalcoPunch | If a missionary showed them the alternate reality with Eko, would they convert to Eterfiammatheism? |
22:04.26 | FalcoPunch | SYLITSSSSS |
22:04.33 | FalcoPunch | PLURAL HAS AN S AT THE END! |
22:04.40 | FalcoPunch | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
22:04.57 | Irskaad | Not really, they would remain atheist, because the Flame didn't make them. |
22:05.14 | FalcoPunch | Who did make them? |
22:05.23 | FalcoPunch | The Flame might have made them. |
22:05.29 | FalcoPunch | DUHN DUHN DUHN |
22:05.42 | Irskaad | Nobody made them. They evolved naturally. |
22:10.03 | Irskaad | Want to roleplay? |
22:10.12 | Irskaad | You pick the story this time. |
22:12.00 | FalcoPunch | All right |
22:12.04 | FalcoPunch | brb |
22:12.07 | Irskaad | Ok. |
22:19.09 | FalcoPunch | Back, FINALLY. |
22:19.24 | Irskaad | Allright. |
22:19.29 | FalcoPunch | Sorry, I'm putting decorations up and helping my little brother with his costume. |
22:19.30 | Irskaad | Choose your story. |
22:19.33 | Irskaad | Ok. |
22:19.52 | FalcoPunch | Um, how about the first meeting between the UVF and the Kraw? |
22:19.56 | FalcoPunch | Or one of your other empires. |
22:20.28 | Irskaad | UVF and Tahar - Maybe the missionaries can come. |
22:20.50 | Aturox | All right. Over transmissions or in person? |
22:21.05 | Irskaad | Eko and Aturox, in person. |
22:21.17 | Aturox | Eko is the leader? |
22:21.29 | Irskaad | Eko is the commander. |
22:21.30 | Aturox | I thought it was Harderkew |
22:21.35 | Aturox | or whatever his name is. |
22:21.42 | Irskaad | Isn't Aturox the commander? |
22:22.37 | Aturox | Aturox is the leader. |
22:22.52 | Irskaad | Oh, then Horkarew can be there. |
22:22.52 | Aturox | he was the vice admiral, but he became Grand Admiral |
22:23.03 | Aturox | All right. |
22:23.29 | Irskaad | Horkarew - *Sitting in his throne* |
22:23.45 | Aturox | enters the hall with three bodyguards. |
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22:23.54 | Aturox | (Jov, we're r'ping) |
22:24.04 | jovar1 | Okay |
22:24.06 | Irskaad | Horkarew - Hello, who might you 4 be? |
22:24.07 | Aturox | (So SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) |
22:24.09 | jovar1 | I'll watch |
22:24.34 | Aturox | I am Grand Admiral Aturox and these are me bodyguards. I believe I am expected? |
22:24.43 | Aturox | I am from the United Veatrex Federation. |
22:24.55 | Irskaad | Horkarew - Oh, hello! How is everything? |
22:25.08 | Aturox | Good, good. |
22:25.26 | Aturox | Now, first, may I ask about your empire? |
22:25.56 | Aturox | (brb...) |
22:26.01 | Irskaad | Horkarew - We are a powerful and prosperous empire in the Kraw Galaxy! But we have a tiny problem. |
22:26.04 | Irskaad | (Ok.) |
22:27.26 | Aturox | (back) |
22:27.37 | Aturox | Yes, what problem is this? |
22:28.53 | Irskaad | Horkarew - Yeah, If you are theist, it becomes a major problem. Tahars are intolerant to religions around the universe and no matter what I do they are still intolerant! Maybe you could talk some sense into them... |
22:29.06 | Irskaad | Horkarew - And we could be great allies. |
22:29.19 | Irskaad | Horkarew - Deal? |
22:29.29 | Aturox | You... want me to teach them about our religion? |
22:29.50 | Irskaad | Horkarew - Just get them tolerant somehow! |
22:30.03 | Aturox | Erm... |
22:30.12 | Irskaad | Horkarew - *A Bit nervous* |
22:30.39 | Aturox | I.. I guess I can send missionaries into your empire.... |
22:31.13 | Irskaad | Oh, ok. As long as it gets rid of this awful virtue Tahars have. |
22:31.26 | Irskaad | Horkarew - * |
22:31.57 | Aturox | All right. |
22:32.15 | Aturox | I'll send missionaries into your empire to teach of our religion. |
22:32.24 | Aturox | Is there anything I need to know first? |
22:32.27 | Irskaad | Horkarew - Thanks, by the way. I passed a law to stop Tahars from attacking gods, but they hate me since then because they're not tolerant! |
22:32.42 | Irskaad | Horkarew - Please help? |
22:32.49 | Aturox | Attacking.... gods? |
22:33.10 | Irskaad | Horkarew - We had a problem with one called Elzhei, from the Light Sector Alliance. |
22:33.12 | Aturox | They don't sound atheist. They obviously know there are gods if they're attacking them. |
22:33.33 | Irskaad | Horkarew - Hehehe... They don't believe in gods that created them! |
22:33.51 | Aturox | Atheism is the belief that there are no gods. |
22:33.53 | Irskaad | Horkarew - Neither do I, but I am tolerant. |
22:34.13 | Irskaad | Horkarew - It's a Kraw Galaxy thing. |
22:34.24 | Aturox | So they believe in gods, but they don't believe gods made them, correct? |
22:34.31 | Irskaad | Horkarew - Yeah. |
22:34.43 | Aturox | So they're not Atheists. But I'll see what I can do... |
22:35.03 | Aturox | So... I try to make them tolerant of religions? |
22:35.16 | Irskaad | Horkarew - Yes, please do that. |
22:35.26 | jovar1 | (i'm really confused) |
22:35.42 | Aturox | (So am I XD) |
22:35.43 | Irskaad | (We've been planning this since quite a while ago.) |
22:36.03 | jovar1 | (K. Still confused though) |
22:36.03 | Aturox | All right, I shall send in missionaries. |
22:36.12 | jovar1 | (I should go play New Vegas) |
22:36.13 | Irskaad | Horkarew - Thanks. |
22:36.17 | Aturox | departs. |
22:36.19 | Aturox | (....) |
22:36.52 | Irskaad | Tahar Diplomat - Don't worry, it's going to be allright, they'll become tolerant and then elect you again. |
22:36.59 | Irskaad | Horkarew - I hope... |
22:37.13 | Irskaad | (It's a political thing =P) |
22:37.15 | Aturox | All right, now what? |
22:37.15 | jovar1 | (bye) |
22:37.19 | Aturox | (bye) |
22:37.23 | Irskaad | (Bye) |
22:37.37 | Aturox | So, now what? |
22:37.58 | Irskaad | (You talking to Irskaad?) |
22:38.02 | Aturox | Yuz |
22:38.09 | Aturox | (So, now what?) |
22:38.36 | Aturox | Do I act like a missionary? |
22:38.52 | Aturox | () |
22:39.10 | Missionary | brb |
22:39.21 | Irskaad | (They come, they show then the flame exists, and if they go all mean they go to hell, then Tahars go ask questions, then missionaries show them eko in the Alternate reality. Tahars will be shocked.) |
22:39.30 | Irskaad | (ok.) |
22:40.08 | Missionary | (okay) |
22:40.26 | Missionary | stands in front of a large group of Tahar on a Tahar colony. |
22:40.35 | Missionary | raises his hands. |
22:40.43 | Missionary | Friends! |
22:40.52 | Irskaad | Tahar Citizen - <<Horkarew's plan to get us to vote for him... Bah.>> |
22:40.59 | Irskaad | Tahar Citizen 2 - Yes? |
22:41.07 | Missionary | I am Greshon Hilarik |
22:41.37 | Greshon | I am here to teach you of the religious beliefs of Sylits! |
22:41.59 | Irskaad | *Some Tahars boo, some pay attention* |
22:42.07 | Greshon | Our god is the Flame, the creator of fire. |
22:42.16 | Irskaad | *More Tahars Boo* |
22:42.26 | Irskaad | Tahar Citizen 3 - proof? |
22:42.27 | Greshon | Please, can you not listen? |
22:42.33 | Irskaad | *They stop* |
22:42.35 | Greshon | Proof? |
22:42.55 | Greshon | My god will protect me. I dare anyone here to try to set me on fire. |
22:43.02 | Irskaad | Tahar Citizen 3 - I'll do it! |
22:43.05 | Greshon | It would not work, the FLame protects me. |
22:43.11 | Greshon | Do it! Try! |
22:43.38 | Irskaad | Tahar Citizen 3 - *Lights his lighter, and then lights his clothes* |
22:44.31 | Greshon | stands there as he burns, though the fire does not hurt him or even turn his clothes to asges. |
22:44.37 | Greshon | *ashes |
22:44.47 | Irskaad | Tahar Citizen 3 - He's not burning! |
22:45.06 | Irskaad | Tahar Citizen 4 - NO LOGIC! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??? |
22:45.07 | Greshon | No, I am not. |
22:45.16 | Greshon | Do you believe? |
22:45.30 | Irskaad | *Tahars shout Yes...... In Taharian* |
22:45.49 | Greshon | Do you see? Gods exist! |
22:46.09 | Greshon | You should be good to the gods in your life. |
22:46.15 | Irskaad | Tahar Citizen 2 - WHY? THEY SUCK! |
22:46.27 | Irskaad | *Tahars shout "GODS SUCK!"* |
22:46.29 | Greshon | After your life is ended, you will be punished or rewarded! |
22:46.37 | Irskaad | *Tahars Laugh* |
22:46.48 | Greshon | What do you think happens in death? |
22:47.10 | Irskaad | Tahar Citizen 3 - We go to a grave, and we are unconscious forever. |
22:47.34 | Greshon | No! Your soul lives, either in the Low Realm or the High Realm. |
22:47.47 | Irskaad | Tahar Citizen - What is a Soul? |
22:47.48 | Greshon | In the Low Realm you are punished, in the High Realm, you are rewarded. |
22:48.00 | Greshon | A soul is the inner being of a person |
22:48.06 | Greshon | Their essence. |
22:48.22 | Irskaad | Tahar Citizen 2 - That would be our heart, lungs, stomach... |
22:48.32 | Greshon | No, it is not physical. |
22:48.52 | Irskaad | Tahar Citizen 5 - <<He is saying gibberish>> |
22:49.05 | Greshon | You look for logic, correct? |
22:49.10 | Irskaad | Tahar Citizen 3 - Yes. |
22:49.18 | Irskaad | *Tahars Shout "Yes!"* |
22:49.38 | Greshon | All right, prove me wrong. Prove their is not a untouchable substance in your body. |
22:49.42 | Greshon | *there |
22:50.06 | Greshon | You cannot! It is invisible, it is unfeelable. |
22:50.11 | Irskaad | *One man projects how the Taharian body works* |
22:51.00 | Greshon | *Upon the projection, a sudden "video" plays. In the video, Eko has just died.* |
22:51.36 | Greshon | *It shows him going to the Low Realm and everything that happens after, to tthe point we stopped at earier* |
22:51.37 | Irskaad | *Tahars go "What?"* Tahar Citizen - YOU KILLED EKO? |
22:52.03 | Greshon | No, no. This is an alternate reality. This happened in one of the unlimited other realities. |
22:52.40 | Irskaad | *Tahars go "That is too cruel, how can a land like this exist???"* |
22:52.52 | Irskaad | Tahar Citizen 3 - How does his arm grow back? |
22:53.10 | Greshon | Illogical, yes? |
22:53.21 | Greshon | Illogical things happen. |
22:53.27 | Irskaad | Tahar Citizen 4 - What is that place? |
22:53.30 | Greshon | Not everything can be explained. |
22:53.50 | Greshon | That is the Low Realm, where you are punished for the crimes committed in your life. |
22:54.32 | Irskaad | *Tahars Gasp* Tahar Citizen 3 - Wha? If we are evil, we go there? Like Alternate eko? |
22:54.54 | Irskaad | *Eko's ship arrives* Eko - Why am I in hell in an alternate reality? |
22:56.13 | Greshon | brb |
22:56.17 | Irskaad | (Ok.) |
22:57.12 | Greshon | Yes, the Low Realm is where you are punished. |
22:57.31 | Irskaad | *Tahars gasp further* |
22:57.33 | Greshon | Gotta go for tonight, we'll finish later. |
22:57.39 | Irskaad | (Ok, bye.) |
22:57.40 | Greshon | Bye! |
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