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00:54.49FalcoPunchUm?
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04:10.00catfacehi
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04:10.48catfaceHow is your spore thingamajiggy goin'?
04:10.53Jovar1?
04:11.19catfaceYeah
04:11.26catfacethat's good
04:11.40catfaceI'm moving to mamby pamby land
04:11.47Jovar1awesome
04:12.20catfaceWith R. Lee Ermey
04:13.18catfaceWe are going to beat everyone up their
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04:16.20catfaceYes or no Mr. Jov, yes or no...
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12:44.13DaLucHi Irsk!
12:44.22IrskaadHello!
12:44.38DaLucHappy Halloween!
12:44.58DaLuc........You celebrate Halloween, right?
12:45.00IrskaadHalloween is not a holiday here.
12:45.16DaLucPity. You get free candy!
12:45.41IrskaadI prefer cereal and chocolate. =P
12:47.33IrskaadSo, what costume you're wearing?
12:59.43DaLucNone!
12:59.54DaLucI'm going as a human.
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14:16.14FalcoPunchAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
14:16.23IrskaadHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
14:16.30FalcoPunch.....
14:16.51IrskaadHow's everything?
14:18.07FalcoPunchGood.
14:18.19IrskaadHow are the UVF?
14:18.22FalcoPunchUm? You here?
14:18.25FalcoPunchGood.
14:18.38FalcoPunchIs Um here
14:18.39FalcoPunch?
14:19.23FalcoPunchLuc has his hands in two love fics that are between two species...
14:22.40FalcoPunchYou still here?
14:23.07IrskaadYes.
14:23.29FalcoPunchI still don't see how Tyraz likes Lezia....
14:24.03IrskaadShe is pretty. =D
14:24.19FalcoPunch...
14:24.24Um2k9Ew.
14:24.59FalcoPunchi KNOW!
14:25.26FalcoPunchshe has a ball with 5 spikes coming out from her belly button....
14:25.41FalcoPunchXD
14:26.14IrskaadIt was a sign of strength from the time when they were in creature stage.
14:27.34Irskaad[[Captain:Ko'han]] has one too.
14:27.34morgothBotPyIrskaad meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Ko'han
14:28.09FalcoPunchBut still.
14:28.31FalcoPunchI mean, Aturox-Venus actually kinda makes sense. They're VERY similar.
14:28.43IrskaadIt was Lucario's idea.
14:28.48FalcoPunchBut Tyraz-Lezia...
14:28.51IrskaadI just followed along.
14:29.01FalcoPunchYou didn't have to....
14:29.45FalcoPunchLezia killed Tyraz 4 times?
14:29.54IrskaadThat's when he was annoying her.
14:30.08FalcoPunchBut damn, she's beastly.
14:30.20FalcoPunchAturox is gonna have to rub that in Tyraz's face XD
14:30.22Irskaad(PS: Have you read Ko'han's page?)
14:30.36FalcoPunch(Nope)
14:30.52Irskaad(Ko'han is an Asgordian Revolutionist.)
14:30.54FalcoPunchAbout to.
14:32.13FalcoPunchJUst skimmed over it. Is he bad?
14:32.16FalcoPunch*Just
14:32.33FalcoPunchHe doesn't sound bad.
14:32.40IrskaadNot really. He's not evil, he just wants the Asgord Race to survive.
14:32.48FalcoPunchYEah.
14:33.03IrskaadHe knew Global Peace would fall soon.
14:33.19FalcoPunchYuz.
14:33.52FalcoPunchHave you read the Eterfiammatheism page?
14:34.08IrskaadLink? (It's the Flame's religion, right?)
14:34.21FalcoPunchYeah, it is.
14:34.28FalcoPunch[[Fiction:Eterfiammatheism]]
14:34.28morgothBotPyFalcoPunch meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Eterfiammatheism
14:34.37IrskaadTahars don't believe in it. They believe Flame is not sapient.
14:35.49FalcoPunchSylits don't think fire is intelligent either, if that's what you mean.
14:35.58FalcoPunchJust the creator of fire.
14:36.45IrskaadTahars believe fire is the combustion of oxygen, and that nobody created Fire because Fire is natural.
14:38.11FalcoPunchThe Sylits believe the Flame created fire from his essence, and the scientific formula for fire was his gift to us, so we could use fire.
14:38.40IrskaadTahars find that silly and stupid.
14:39.01FalcoPunchSylits find Tahar silly and stupid.
14:39.06IrskaadThey would go back in time to prove the Sylits wrong (If they knew Sylits)
14:39.31FalcoPunchThey aren't wrong =|
14:39.36FalcoPunchSON
14:39.45IrskaadPS: Stupid is an immense offense in the Tahar Empire.
14:39.53FalcoPunchOka.
14:39.57FalcoPunch*Okay
14:40.39IrskaadIf the Tahars went back in time, what would they see? Would they see the Flame?
14:40.41FalcoPunch~kill himself
14:40.41infobotACTION shoots a magneto-ionized fluxquark gun at himself
14:40.56FalcoPunchIf they went back to certain parts, yes, they would.
14:41.18FalcoPunchThey might see the Flame giving Mudrix the Kosma
14:41.33FalcoPunchor the Flame in Sylit form.
14:41.36IrskaadTahars would then pour water onto the Flame in hopes of killing him, because they think gods are illogical.
14:41.52FalcoPunchThe Flame is immortal, cannot die,
14:42.00FalcoPunchand you would need a LOT of water.
14:42.01IrskaadHorkarew knows. =P
14:42.11FalcoPunchHorkawho?
14:42.52IrskaadHorkarew = Tahar Emperor, he passed a law forbidding Tahars to attack gods recently, but some might break that law for the glory of logic.
14:42.52FalcoPunchWho be Horkarew?
14:42.58FalcoPunchOh.
14:43.19FalcoPunchYeah, you would need a lot of water.
14:43.26IrskaadHow much?
14:43.45FalcoPunchYou know, the amount of water has to be bigger than the amount of fire, usually, to extinguish the fire.
14:44.02FalcoPunchSame with wind.
14:44.09IrskaadTahars would soak him with that amount of water, or place him in the ocean.
14:44.26FalcoPunchHe could survive living in the ocean.
14:44.38FalcoPunchLIVING in it. even if it was an ocean planet.
14:44.53IrskaadWhat if his fire was put out?
14:45.10FalcoPunchI don't know....
14:45.21FalcoPunchIt would spark again soon, probably.
14:45.33FalcoPunchHe would live.
14:46.00IrskaadTahars will launch a crusade against gods once they reach Tier 2. Horkarew's law won't last long without Horkarew in power.
14:46.25FalcoPunchSo, they don't believe in gods??
14:46.29IrskaadNo.
14:46.45IrskaadThey believe everything was created naturally without the help of any being.
14:46.47FalcoPunchSo, wouldn't they know there are gods if they're killing them??
14:46.56FalcoPunchOr, TRYING to kill them.
14:47.05IrskaadThey don't believe in gods that created them.
14:47.26IrskaadThat's why they're atheist.
14:48.44IrskaadTahars are anti-religious.
14:51.56FalcoPunchOkay.
14:53.53FalcoPunchI wanna have an EPIC BATTLE OF EPICLINESS.
14:54.25FalcoPunchascends into his Ascended Sylit form.
14:55.19IrskaadZavrhos (Iteok) hates Ascended people.
14:55.20FalcoPunchgrows his ascended wings, then becomes so ascended he grows two more pairs of wings, made of fire.
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14:57.20IrskaadLucario!
14:57.25FalcoPunchHeyyy!
14:57.27LotGLotG in da houze!
14:57.27IrskaadLezia - Where's Tyraz...?
14:57.48Um2k9Hello Lucario!
14:57.58LotGHey Um!
14:58.14LotGUm, are you looking for a species to replace the Vates?
14:59.21FalcoPunchLuc, wanna have an EPICLY EPIC BATTLE OF EPICLINESS?
14:59.35LotGNot now, Falco.
15:00.16LotGUm?
15:00.24FalcoPunchDang, that's why I called you here.
15:00.48LotGI have got work to do Falco. A lot of it.
15:01.33FalcoPunchfreally?
15:01.33LotGUm2k9?
15:01.42FalcoPunch*really
15:01.55Um2k9Yes?
15:02.01LotGYes, Falco. I need to get stuff ready for the war coming on New Year's Day.
15:02.16LotGUm, are you looking for replacements for the Vates?
15:02.21FalcoPunchYu have like 2 months!
15:02.43LotGExactly Falco! That is a very short amount of time!
15:02.57Um2k9No, sorry. I will make it in time!
15:03.09FalcoPunchTo plan a war?
15:03.15FalcoPunchIt takes a week at most.
15:03.32LotGOkay, Um. I was just wondering if I could show you my idea for a replacement.
15:03.54FalcoPunchSo, what happens in the war?
15:04.39Um2k9You could Luc. But I already have an idea.
15:04.44LotGThe Five Gods are unsealed from the Zazane Monolith (there is a contest blog) and Umbrux is sealed, with Tyraz disappearing. Thus, a huge change for the Zazane.
15:05.35FalcoPunchThen Umbrux and Tyraz are unsealed later.
15:06.17LotG......
15:06.30FalcoPunchRight?
15:06.36IrskaadPoor Lezia... She will miss Tyraz...
15:06.56LotGOf course, Umbrux will be unsealed. But I am still deciding Tyraz's fate.
15:07.51IrskaadLezia will be heartbroken if Tyraz dies.
15:08.38LotGBut she will always have little Kezoreg.
15:08.44Irskaad=D
15:09.03IrskaadXanatos will take the Throne if Tyraz dies?
15:09.58LotGNo, either Herezath or a different Zazane tAKES THE THRONE.
15:10.20IrskaadWhy not Xanatos? He's breek.
15:10.33LotGsTILL, i WANT TO SURPRISE EVERYONE.
15:10.38LotGSorry, caps.
15:10.45FalcoPunchIsn't Herezath a god??
15:11.02LotGYes.
15:11.12Um2k9Bye everyone!
15:11.17LotGIf he is unsealed, then he can rule.
15:11.20LotGCya, Um!
15:11.57IrskaadWhen is Tyraz going to be released from the Vartek Empire?
15:12.32LotGWhen he beats up Votorah as revenge.
15:13.56FalcoPunchTyraz is captured?
15:14.04FalcoPunchOh yeah, the Otzello wAR.
15:14.19LotG=)
15:14.30FalcoPunchAturox can we save him =D
15:14.38FalcoPunchBut he wouldn't.
15:14.50Irskaad*Jumps higher than Aturox*
15:14.54FalcoPunchI still don't understand Tyraz-lezia....
15:15.03LotGIt was Tyraz's fault.
15:15.27FalcoPunchWhat waS?
15:15.33LotGHe accidentally got her stuck in his head.
15:15.44FalcoPunchOh.
15:15.54LotGHe then couldn't wait to see Lezia.
15:16.11IrskaadLezia always found Tyraz cute.
15:16.12FalcoPunchAturox has to rub in the fact that Lezia killed him FOUR TIMES.
15:16.31LotGI wouldn't say "killed", as Tyraz came back.
15:16.42LotGAnd Tyraz let her.
15:16.57FalcoPunchHe let her?
15:17.09LotGHe let her kill him four times.
15:17.09FalcoPunchWTF is wrong with him?
15:17.18IrskaadLotG, have you seen [[Captain:Ko'han]] this page?
15:17.18morgothBotPyIrskaad meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Ko'han
15:17.30LotGHe was trying to piss off Lezia.
15:17.44FalcoPunchwhy?
15:17.49LotGAnd yes I have, Irskaad.
15:17.59LotGHe did it for fun, Falco.
15:18.12FalcoPunchWtf is wrong with him??
15:18.33LotGHe has a strange sense of humour.
15:18.40FalcoPunchYeah...
15:18.44FalcoPunch"strange"
15:18.54LotGHe knew Lezia would eventually get angry, so he laughed.
15:19.12FalcoPunchYou know what I hate?
15:19.17LotGWhat?
15:19.27FalcoPunchI'm like the only one who doesn;t have an evil rival.
15:19.41FalcoPunchI can't do Zazane, they have the Loron.
15:19.46FalcoPunchURC-Varteks.
15:19.52FalcoPunchRambo-ULE
15:19.54LotGZazane and Loron are evil.
15:20.07FalcoPunchBut they're rivals.
15:20.07LotGAnd they are rivals.
15:20.14LotG.....
15:20.20IrskaadKraw-Iteok, FKA-Xhodocto, Tahar-Iteok, etc.
15:20.30FalcoPunchFKA?
15:20.50IrskaadFederal Khereg of the Asgord, a split Asgordian Empire.
15:21.01IrskaadIt is to be ruled by Ko'han.
15:21.09LotGMore like Onuris Alliance-Xhodocto/
15:21.11FalcoPunchNah, not really a rivalry. Xhoddies could wipe the floor with the FKA.
15:21.12LotG.*
15:21.29FalcoPunchKrassio-Xhoddies
15:21.37IrskaadKo'han and the FKA want to join the Onuris Alliance.
15:21.42LotGBNSC-Zazane
15:21.42FalcoPunchor Ravenrii-Xhoddies
15:21.52LotGRavenrii and Xhoddies is good.
15:21.54FalcoPunchReally? BNSC-Zazane?
15:22.07FalcoPunchBut yeah, see my point?
15:22.11FalcoPunchUVF-____
15:22.24LotGBNSC and Zazane had a large war, which the Zazane won.
15:22.33FalcoPunchYeah, Operation Conquest
15:22.37LotGUVF-Trilx Federation.
15:22.45FalcoPunchYeah, but I made the TF.
15:22.55LotGHmm.....
15:23.03FalcoPunchI'm talking about user made rivals.
15:23.09FalcoPunchWith 2 users.
15:23.32IrskaadKraw-Zazane? Iteok-Zazane?
15:24.02LotGIteok are more of a Zazane counterpart, while Kraw and Zazane are downright nasty, but not a rivallry.
15:25.00FalcoPunchI think I'm going to add to LoTN today.
15:25.10IrskaadWhat, it's not finished?
15:25.10LotGReally?
15:25.28FalcoPunchI finally have good internet, ad a permanent home.
15:25.29FalcoPunch*and
15:25.53FalcoPunchCan't do it know though, I have to leave soon.
15:25.58FalcoPunch*now
15:26.02LotGOkay.
15:26.15LotGIn the meantime, I'm gonna make the Zazane Mothership.
15:26.19FalcoPunchAll right.
15:26.20IrskaadAllright.
15:26.24FalcoPunchascends.
15:26.28FalcoPunchRAHHHHHHHHHHH
15:26.33LotGdescends
15:26.35FalcoPunch(Wanna battle, Irs?)
15:26.38LotGBAWWWWWWWW
15:26.47FalcoPunchAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
15:26.50Irskaad*Someone fires a ray at the ascended Falco-Punch.
15:26.55FalcoPunchdodges.
15:27.00LotGBAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
15:27.10FalcoPunchshoots a fire nebula at Luc.
15:27.11Irskaad*He fires again* ??? - Do you know who I am?
15:27.25FalcoPunchdodges again.
15:27.27LotGbites into Falco's shoulder
15:27.29FalcoPunchNo, I don't.
15:27.33FalcoPunchAHHH!
15:27.43FalcoPunchshoots Zazane with a fire blast.
15:27.52IrskaadEko - I am Eko Angarg. Commander of the Tahar Fleets. I am here to kill the flame.
15:27.57LotGNo! My Zazane!
15:28.01FalcoPunchYou cannot kill him.
15:28.07FalcoPunchI am him!!
15:28.30IrskaadEko - Interesting... Hehehehe... FLEET! *20000 Ships appear in the sky*
15:28.47Umbruxkicks the Flame in the cherryblossoms
15:28.50Aturoblasts 10,000 ships down with fire.
15:29.02IrskaadEko - H-H-H-HOW???
15:29.12Aturohas no cherryblossoms, so he throws Umbrux at the remaining fleet.
15:29.26AturoI can burn everything! Anything!
15:29.38Umbrux(Aturo has no manlihoods?!)
15:29.45IrskaadEko - *Scared* Ok... *Draws MGM Gun* Here we go. *Fires MGM Gun at the flame*
15:29.56Aturoblasts through the ships of the remaining fleet.
15:30.05Aturododges, shoots a fire dart at Eko.
15:30.18Umbruxpunches through Aturo's stomach
15:30.20Aturo(He doesn't have them, no. He isn't human, remember?)
15:30.37Aturodigs his fire claws into Umbrux's throat.
15:30.44Irskaad*Eko Dodges, and fires the MGM Gun again - He targets it at the Flame - It will follow him until it hits and sucks him in*
15:30.46Umbrux(I just thought that he should, since most Greek and Roman gods do)
15:30.53Irskaad(MGMs cause wormholes)
15:31.00Aturodestroys the bullets with fire.
15:31.08Aturoburns the wormholes.
15:31.19Umbruxlaunches dark fire blast at Aturo's face
15:31.35Aturoabsorbs the dark FIRE blast.
15:31.35IrskaadEko - Damn... how does he do it? EXPLAIN YOUR POWERS!
15:31.51AturoI can burn anything, everything. I already said this.
15:32.03AturoFire does more than you think. HAHA!
15:32.09IrskaadEko - How? Scientific Explanation?
15:32.14Umbruxpushes Aturo to the ground
15:32.32AturoScience- Pah! You mortals try to fit everything so you can "understand" it.
15:32.51AturoThe Earth catches Aturo and flings him back up to fight Umbrux.
15:32.54IrskaadEko - Do it. Explain them to me.
15:32.55Aturo*The Land
15:33.11IrskaadEko - And in return I'll leave.
15:33.15AturoI cannot explain to you.
15:33.16Umbruxknocks Aturo back down
15:33.22IrskaadEko - Why not???
15:33.30AturoThe Land again catches him and flings him back up.
15:33.36AturoYou are unable to understand.
15:33.46IrskaadEko - Yes I am - I have an IQ of 258.
15:33.46AturoGotta go, bye!
15:33.50IrskaadBye!
15:33.56UmbruxSo have I!
15:33.59IrskaadBye!
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17:49.47DaLucHi
17:49.57IrskaadHello.
17:50.23DaLucHow are you.
17:50.28IrskaadI am good.
17:50.52DaLuc*Acting formal*
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17:53.09FalcoPunchAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
17:53.18IrskaadHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
17:53.32FalcoPunchNah.
17:53.36FalcoPunchHan.
17:54.40FalcoPunchLuc left =(
17:54.46Irskaad=(
17:54.47FalcoPunchThat battle was fun!
17:56.04FalcoPunchRight?
17:56.09IrskaadYeah.
17:56.21IrskaadEko still wants to know about the Flame's powers.
17:56.34IrskaadHow do they work and such.
17:58.04FalcoPunchThey're divine, can't be explained.
17:58.12FalcoPunchEspecially not to mortals.
17:58.18FalcoPunchEven with an IQ of 258.
17:58.34IrskaadEko thinks otherwise. He thinks everything has an equation or a law.
17:59.04FalcoPunchAh.
18:00.34IrskaadEko - Flame, Explain your powers to me otherwise I will fire my missiles again and this time you won't escape.
18:02.35IrskaadEko - You there, flame? =/
18:02.42FalcoPunchSorry, back.
18:02.46IrskaadOk.
18:02.53Aturobrb
18:03.04IrskaadOk.
18:05.27AturoBack
18:05.33IrskaadEko - Flame, Explain your powers to me otherwise I will fire my missiles again and this time you won't escape.
18:05.43Aturo(Btw, Aturo is one of the Flame's names.)
18:05.53Irskaad(Ok.)
18:06.16AturoHahaha, mortal. Still, you linger upon unsolvable questions and riddles?
18:07.01IrskaadEko - Hmph. Just explain to me your powers scientifically, if you claim to know everything.
18:07.29AturoI do not claim to know all. I know all my essence can comprehend.
18:07.57IrskaadEko - Then explain your powers. I can understand. Just give me a chance. Otherwise I'm sending you to oblivion.
18:08.30AturoBy oblivion, you mean the Low Realm. I cannot go there in "death". Death cannot take me.
18:08.52IrskaadEko - Just explain your powers, give me a chance!
18:09.20AturoYou cannot comprehend them.
18:09.37IrskaadEko - Anyways, explain them. I can comprehend.
18:09.38AturoYou would need a higher IQ then a mere 258.
18:09.55IrskaadEko - I can comprehend, EXPLAIN!
18:10.04AturoWhy do you wish to know of this?
18:10.16IrskaadEko - How are your powers possible?
18:10.40AturoAnything is possible, foolish mortal
18:11.02IrskaadEko - Destroying a wormhole with fire is impossible. It would just get sucked in.
18:11.23AturoAnything is possible!
18:11.42AturoI destroyed your wormhole with fire. Still, you say impossilbe?
18:11.56IrskaadEko - Explain how that occurs.
18:12.27AturoI am the essence of fire. Fire is the strongest of the elements, this is the only way for me to explain it to you.
18:12.36IrskaadEko - Explain further.
18:13.02AturoI am the creator of fire, but I did not give mortals my divine fire, it would be too dangerous.
18:13.13AturoMy fire, my divine fire, burns all.
18:13.32IrskaadEko - What is the diffrence between regular fire and divine fire?
18:14.11AturoRegular fire does not burn everything. Regular fire..... can be put out.
18:14.20AturoDivine fire cannot be extinguished.
18:14.23IrskaadEko - HOW?
18:14.33AturoHow what?
18:14.46IrskaadEko - Howe can it not be extinguished?
18:14.49IrskaadHow*
18:15.05AturoIt is the purest essence! The strongest element!
18:15.21AturoLand cannot collapse from a cloud.
18:15.22IrskaadEko - What is the chemical diffrence?
18:15.36AturoBah! Science.
18:15.50IrskaadEko - What is the chemical diffrence?!
18:16.02AturoIt is an ignorant way for mortals to try to fit things into their meager brains.
18:16.19IrskaadEko - TELL ME! *Loads MGM Gun* What is the chemical diffrence?
18:16.30AturoDivine fire has no science.
18:16.55IrskaadEko - Last chance. What is the chemical diffrence?
18:17.05AturoFire holds chemical and scientific properties. Divine fire holds essence, energy.
18:17.14IrskaadEko - What energy?
18:17.25AturoPure Fiammian energy.
18:18.01Aturo([[Fiction:Fiammian Energy]])
18:18.01morgothBotPyAturo meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction:Fiammian_Energy
18:18.19IrskaadEko - What is it made of?
18:18.42AturoWhat is what made of? Fiammian Energy?
18:18.50IrskaadEko - Yes.
18:18.56AturoMy essence!
18:19.17IrskaadEko - And what is your essence made of? Is that fire actually a living being?
18:19.56AturoFire is not a living being. Divine fire has my essence, but holds no intelligence, by your standards.
18:20.23AturoMy essence is made of Fiammian Energy. Fiammian Energy is made of my essence.
18:20.36IrskaadEko - What is your essence made of? <<I have gyronic and I should be studying that soon...>>
18:20.59AturoHe kinda thinks he's a jerkbutt =P
18:21.05AturoWhoops
18:21.07AturoXD
18:21.11Irskaad(Hehehe...)
18:21.14AturoMy essence is made of Fiammian Energy. Fiammian Energy is made of my essence.
18:21.24Aturo(There we go)
18:21.41IrskaadEko - That is a paradox, explain better! *Aims*
18:21.56AturoYour ignorance blinds you, mortal.
18:22.03AturoFarewell.
18:22.11Aturodisappears in a flash of fire.
18:22.31IrskaadEko - GRRRRRRRRR!!! COME BACK SO I CAN BLAST YOU!!!
18:22.39Irskaad(Eko is mad)
18:22.46Aturo(Lo, I can tell XD )
18:22.49Aturo*Lol
18:23.01AturoCan you give me a link to his page?
18:23.12Irskaad[[Captain:Commander Eko]]
18:23.12morgothBotPyIrskaad meant: http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Captain:Commander_Eko
18:23.30IrskaadEko - I will find you again, flame. I will fight you and win!
18:24.17Aturo*A voice whispers in Eko's head:Come find me.....*
18:24.28IrskaadEko - Where??? Where are you?
18:25.35Aturo*The voice returns: "Go to Gazhanei Stost....... The Deciding Place......"*
18:26.02IrskaadEko - <<Where could that be...>> *Goes to his ship, hoping to find a signal*
18:27.24IrskaadEko - Where is Gazhanei Stost...
18:27.59Cycklos*Eko jumps as he hears a thump on his ship.
18:28.02Cycklos*
18:28.08IrskaadEko - Huh?
18:28.39CycklosPull down to a planet. Now.
18:28.54IrskaadEko - *Pulls down to a random planet*
18:29.37IrskaadEko - Is this Gazhanei Stost?
18:30.05Cycklos*The creature shows himself: he resembles a Sylit, yet he is yellow, has wings, different feet, and many other small differences.
18:30.07Cycklos*
18:30.19IrskaadEko - Who are you? Where is the Flame?
18:30.42CycklosI am Cycklos Solakil. The Flame, he burns in me and my species.
18:30.53CycklosHe is in his realm.
18:31.09IrskaadEko - Make him come here. I want to fight him.
18:31.27CycklosFight him? Ah, you want to be killed?
18:31.34CycklosI can do that for you.
18:31.50IrskaadEko - *Loads MGM Gun* You give me no choice.
18:31.59Cycklospulls out a sword with a blade of cackling fire.
18:32.09CycklosI would not do that.
18:33.03IrskaadEko - *Slows down time with his Gyronic Powers, and fires his MGM, which forms a wormhole in front of Cycklos, which attempts to suck him in* Good luck avoiding that!
18:34.26Cyckloscuts through the wormhole, setting it on fire as well as cutting it in half.
18:34.37Cycklos(Oh, btw, he's like18 feet tall)
18:35.09IrskaadEko - For the love of Logic, how is that possible? (How many meters? Eko is 1m75)
18:35.51Cycklos(18 feet is like.... almost 6 meters, I think)
18:35.56IrskaadEko - *Fires another MGM Missile, this time, right in front of him, about 2 cm from him* Goodbye.
18:36.09Irskaad*It forms a wormhole 2 cm from him*
18:36.31IrskaadEko - Goodbye.
18:36.39Cycklosshoots a dart of fire, again burning the wormhole.
18:36.56Cycklos(How big is the wormhole?)
18:37.31Irskaad(From his gun, it gets as big as 5m)
18:37.40CycklosAh.
18:37.47Cycklos(Ah.)
18:38.10IrskaadEko - *Enters his ship, and fires a disintegrator laser at Cycklos* I am Eko. You don't know me.
18:38.24IrskaadEko - I WILL FIGHT THE FLAME!
18:38.35Cycklosdodges the blast.
18:38.47CycklosI know you. You just met my master.
18:39.11IrskaadEko - *Fires weapon again, now with a precision system - It his Cycklos*
18:39.15Irskaadhits*
18:39.35Cycklos*the bullet does no damage*
18:39.49CycklosYou underestimate my power.
18:39.49Irskaad(It's a laser)
18:40.06Cycklos*the LASER does no damage*
18:40.21IrskaadEko - *Launches splitter missile, it splits into 1000, and they are all heading for Cycklos*
18:40.32IrskaadEko - Bye bye.
18:40.51Cyckloswaves his sword, destroying the missiles.
18:40.53Irskaad*Eko is listening to Lady gaga - Speechless*
18:41.07CycklosMy master is the Flame, if I have not made that clear.
18:41.12IrskaadEko - Were those... all of them? Some must have hit!
18:41.17CycklosI have many of his powers.
18:41.49CycklosI am here for a reason!
18:42.01IrskaadEko - GRRRR!!! *Fires Ion cannon at Cycklos* For what?
18:42.16IrskaadEko - So you can break the universe with your lack of logic?
18:42.16Cycklosbrb
18:42.21Irskaad(Ok.)
18:43.24Cycklos(back)
18:43.29Cycklosdodges.
18:43.53CycklosYou wish to know where Gazhanei Stost is?
18:43.59IrskaadEko - Yes.
18:44.14CycklosIt is the Deciding Place.
18:44.20CycklosYou do not know of it?
18:44.27IrskaadEko - No. Where is it?
18:44.44CycklosNear the center of His galaxy.
18:44.58IrskaadEko - Indeed. Coordinates?
18:45.02CycklosUpon it we have a large temple, honoring him and his battle.
18:45.23CycklosCoordinates do not take you places.
18:45.49IrskaadEko - Ugh, how do I find this place without coordinates?
18:45.49CycklosBut I might as well tell you them.
18:45.55IrskaadEko - Thanks.
18:46.00CycklosActually, I have a better idea.
18:46.10IrskaadEko - ?
18:46.12CycklosYou know at least of His galaxy, correct?
18:46.21IrskaadEko - Yes, sort of.
18:46.34CycklosYou know what galaxy it is?
18:46.43IrskaadEko - Tigris?
18:46.50Cycklos......no.
18:46.58IrskaadEko - Andromeda?
18:47.03CycklosNo.
18:47.07CycklosThe Sylit galaxy!
18:47.13CycklosIs that helpful?
18:47.16IrskaadEko - Oh, that. Thanks.
18:47.27CycklosYou know what it is called?
18:47.51IrskaadEko - Sylit Galaxy.
18:47.55Cycklos......no.
18:48.03Cycklosfacepalms.
18:48.07IrskaadEko - Galaxy of the Sylit?
18:48.17CycklosDon't you have species databases?
18:48.51Cycklos(Sporewiki, look up Sylit, in the second sentence it says it)
18:48.55IrskaadEko - *Looks it up* How do I pronounce this... "Ravelkys"?
18:49.01CycklosRamvelkys, yes.
18:49.20IrskaadEko - Ok, which planet?
18:49.31CycklosAt Gazhanei Stost, the Deciding Place, the Flame battles his 3 brethren for dominance.
18:49.37Cycklos*battled
18:49.47IrskaadEko - I'll ask the sylit there.
18:49.51CycklosIt is near the core.
18:49.59IrskaadEko - Ok, thanks.
18:50.21CycklosBelieve, you should recognize it. It is the one with the temple so tall that it almost leaves its atmosphere.
18:51.14CycklosOn the planet you will also find massive craters, upturned continents, ripped open mountains, and other signs of a divine battle.
18:51.20IrskaadEko - *Flies to Ramvelkys, then calls the UVF* UVF, this is Eko, from the Tahar Empire. I am going to duel your god, just for fun, so don't take it as an act of war. Ok?
18:51.34Cycklos(Did he really do that?)
18:51.59Irskaad(Yeah, why?)
18:52.21Cycklos(....well, he's about to be captured.....)
18:52.41Irskaad(Let's make this non-canon?)
18:52.52Cycklos(All right)
18:53.18IrskaadEko - ... *Nervous*
18:53.25Cycklos(So, just skip the part where he talks to the UVF. Just say he passes by them, doesn't say anyhing.
18:53.29Cycklos*anything
18:53.31Cycklos)
18:53.56IrskaadEko - (Ok.) Where is that- Oh, there it is.
18:54.02IrskaadEko - *Flies there*
18:54.37Aturo*Eko finds hundreds, perhaps thousands, entering, leaving, and praying in the massive temple.
18:54.39Aturo*
18:54.51IrskaadEko - Where do I land...
18:55.09Aturo*Eko sees a spaceship-parking "lot"*
18:55.27IrskaadEko - *Lands there* Now, where do I find this god?
18:56.05Aturo*A massive hand made out of clay and rock reaches out of the land and pulls him underground*
18:56.23IrskaadEko - What? Where am I?
18:56.40Aturo*Eko is thrown into a large, underground hall.
18:56.58Aturo*A single being is with him, it is a Sylit.*
18:57.15AturoYou found it, mortal. My world.
18:57.24IrskaadEko - Oh... Weps... Light gun, Ion cannon, MGM Gun, Disintegrator gun, check. Hello. Flame.
18:57.37Aturo*the voice booms in a large echo, hurting Eko's ears.*
18:57.54AturoDo you wish to commence?
18:58.02IrskaadEko - Damn! Too many Naxetons! (1 Naxeton = 10 Db)
18:58.08IrskaadEko - Allright.
18:58.10AturoYou do realize I cannot be killed. As I said, death cannot take me.
18:58.16Aturo(Huh?)
18:58.30Irskaad(Db = Decibel)
18:58.41IrskaadEko - Whatever, let's get this over with.
18:58.42Aturo(..... huh?)
18:58.47Irskaad(Forget it
18:58.49Irskaad)
18:58.54Aturo(Oh, is that a unit of sound?)
18:58.58Irskaad(Yes.)
18:59.05Aturo(Okay, now I remember.)
18:59.19AturoAll right, well...
18:59.27IrskaadEko - *Loads Ion cannon* Hehehe...
18:59.31Aturoyou first, mortal.
18:59.52IrskaadEko - *Fires Ion cannon, it hits him*
19:00.01Aturo*Does no damage*
19:00.13Aturo......are you done throwings pebbles at me?
19:00.18Aturo*thrpwing
19:00.20Aturo*throwing
19:00.40IrskaadEko - *Switches to Disintegrator gun, and fires, hitting him*
19:01.11Aturo*The blast burns a small patch in his skin.
19:01.12Aturo*
19:01.27Aturotransforms into his earthly form.
19:01.30IrskaadEko - *Fires more shots at the Flame*
19:01.39Aturoblasts the shots with fire.
19:01.58Aturogrows a large arms of fire, grabbing Eko, butrning him severely.
19:02.00Aturo*burning
19:02.17AturoYou do realize, with a movement of my fingers, your life can end?
19:02.25AturoBut I wish to make it more painful
19:02.28IrskaadEko - AHHHH! *Grabs Light gun, and fires at teh Flame* I can be cloned.
19:02.56Irskaadthe*
19:03.22Aturoflings Eko into the wall, and he goes through, hundreds of feet through the rock wall.
19:03.36Aturoshoots a blast of fire, following Eko.
19:04.02IrskaadEko - Ahhhhh... *Grabs MGM Gun, slows down time, and fires at the Flame* Hehe...
19:04.32Irskaad*Lezia appears on Eko's communicator* Lezia - Hello! What are you doing?
19:04.33Aturododges the blast, as the time change had no effect on him.
19:04.48IrskaadEko - Not now, woman, I am fighting a god!
19:04.57Aturoshoots a fire dart at lightning speed, hitting him in his heart.
19:05.04IrskaadEko - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
19:05.11IrskaadLezia - Uhhhhh.... Eko?
19:05.24Aturo*The fire spreads throughout Eko's body*
19:05.48IrskaadEko - I'm............... burning............... *Sends signal for the cloning institute*
19:06.01AturoHaha, foolish mortal.
19:06.08AturoDeath will take you.
19:06.14IrskaadLezia - Hello??? Eko??? Anyone?
19:06.26Aturodestroys the transmitter.
19:06.43IrskaadLezia - *Signal cut* Wow. Poor eko...
19:07.03AturoI shall destroy your clone, Eko. I shall destroy your DNA. You will never be cloned again.
19:07.12IrskaadEko - *Is at near death* Please let the..... sylit forgive me......
19:08.30Aturodestroys Eko's body.
19:08.44AturoFoolish mortal.
19:08.49AturoI warned him.
19:08.51Irskaad*Eko appears in the cloning institute in Terkom, Tahar Empire*
19:09.11IrskaadScientist - He failed. Poor guy. That's what you get for breaking laws.
19:09.15Aturowatches as Eko's soul is taken to the Low Realm.
19:09.27Aturo(Was that the first time he died?
19:09.34Aturo)
19:09.44Irskaad(Perhaps.)
19:10.05Aturo(All right. That's why I said the soul was taken, clones do not have souls.)
19:10.19IrskaadScientist 2 - Subject to be resurrected in 15 minutes, give or take.
19:10.31IrskaadScientist - Good.
19:11.04Aturo*Scientists are temporarily blinded as a flash appears in the room.*
19:11.06Aturobrb
19:11.19IrskaadScientist - Huh? What happened?
19:11.34IrskaadScientist 2 - Must be nothing. Nothing.
19:11.51IrskaadScientist 3 - 14 Minutes.
19:12.14Aturo(They;re still blinded, by temporarily I mean for like a minute)
19:12.39IrskaadScientist 2 - Damn, so bright... *Wears sun glasses*
19:13.00Aturo*Scientists see the clone machine destroyed and Eko's DNA gone.
19:13.23IrskaadScientist 2 - Damn!!! Get the Telkom cloning institute!
19:13.29Irskaad(There are more planets)
19:13.30Aturo*The machine, an inflammable substance, is burning*
19:13.55Aturo(Yeah, they're all going to have Eko's DNA taken, remember, this is non-canon)
19:14.01Aturobrb again
19:14.10IrskaadTelkom Scientist - Cloning of Eko commencing. 15 minutes.
19:15.01Aturo*The process repeats on this planet too- blinding, then seeing the DNA and the clones gone*
19:15.01IrskaadTerkom Scientist 2 - Put out that fire! *They use fire extinguishers*
19:15.17Aturo*Fire isn't extinguished*
19:15.20IrskaadTelkom Scientist - Bawhaaaah?! Get Raskom!
19:15.32IrskaadRaskom Scientist - Cloning commencing.
19:15.42Aturo*Process repeats*
19:16.02IrskaadRaskom Commencing - 3 Down, 6 to go. Haskom?
19:16.13Aturo*repeats*
19:16.32IrskaadHaskom Scientist - Yerkom?
19:16.50Aturo*process repeats*
19:17.04IrskaadYerkom Scientist - Jawkom! Get this process moving on full power!!!
19:17.10Aturo*repeats*
19:17.26Aturo*other places are destroyed before they can be called*
19:17.41IrskaadJawkom Scientist - Damn! Here too! *Calls Kargekom*
19:17.47IrskaadKargekom - Here too.
19:18.06IrskaadWerkekom - Here too.
19:18.26IrskaadUrgaskom - Here too. This was the last one. Our plans are on hold.
19:18.39Aturo*an interference comes in on the radio, and an unknown voice comes on*
19:18.47IrskaadTerkom Scientist - What is this?
19:18.49AturoNever clone him...
19:18.59IrskaadTerkom Scientist - Who?
19:19.05AturoEko.
19:19.16Irskaadterkom Scientist - Why?
19:19.39AturoHe died because he murdered his family, then he commited suicide. He is too dangerous to be kept alive.
19:19.57AturoDo not clone him. You have been warned.
19:20.16IrskaadTerkom Scientist - Haha. Very funny. *Calls Kraw Empire secretly, they have Eko's DNA too*
19:20.53AturoFire hits the Terkom scientist and all the witnesses of the incident.
19:20.58Aturo**
19:21.49Aturo*The cameras, if there are any, are destroyed and their memory erased.
19:21.50Aturo*
19:21.51IrskaadTaharian News - Nobody knows what happened, 9 Cloning machines were destroyed in the Tahar Empire. It is unknown why did this happen...
19:22.15Irskaad*Kraw begin cloning Eko*
19:22.58Aturo*A blast of fire destroys the operation*
19:23.25IrskaadKraw Scientist - WHAT???? This can't be a Tahar thing! What's causing this???
19:23.40IrskaadEko's Soul - Where am I....
19:23.41Aturo*A booming voice enters the halls*
19:23.53AturoI am a god, and he is forbidden to be let cloned.
19:24.21IrskaadKraw Scientist - *Sigh* What did Eko do? Don't lie.
19:24.53AturoDo not command me, mortal. But I shall do what you ask, and tell the truth.
19:25.17AturoHe challenged me in his pride, believing himself a greater power then me.
19:25.26*** join/#sporewiki LotG (5f927924@gateway/web/freenode/ip.95.146.121.36)
19:25.33Aturo(LUC!&
19:25.35Aturo)
19:25.36LotGLotG in da houze!
19:25.42IrskaadKraw Scientist - BWAHAAHAHAHAA!!! Did Eko really think he could defeat a god?!?!
19:25.45Aturo(Shhhh)
19:25.50AturoYes, he did.
19:26.03LotG(???)
19:26.05AturoAnd he was dealt with.
19:26.21AturoEven if he is cloned, I shall again destroy him, and cause him greater pain.
19:26.51LotG(why?)
19:26.59IrskaadKraw Scientist 2 - He died a good death. By the way, Can you let your empire forgive the tahars? Horkarew passed a law forbidding the Attack on gods, and he disobeyed it.
19:27.30AturoMy species do not even know of the incident.
19:27.55IrskaadKraw Scientist 2 - Ok. Have a good time, Eko's funeral is tommorow, from what I heard.
19:28.18AturoOkay, done.
19:28.26AturoNow, what shall we do now, with Luc?
19:28.44AturoThat battle earlier was fun.
19:28.48Irskaad(What will happen to Eko's soul in this fic?)
19:29.16Aturo(Taken to the Low Realm, or Hell, or whatever.*
19:29.18Aturo)
19:29.28Irskaad(What happens to him there?)
19:29.41Aturo(Torment for eternity.
19:29.43Aturo)
19:29.52LotG(Did you know that Lezia was cursed by Angazhar, Irskaad?)
19:29.58Irskaad(Yes.)
19:30.10IrskaadEko's Soul - Am I alive?
19:30.16LotG(So, Kezoreg has two dads)
19:30.21Irskaad(Lol.)
19:30.44IrskaadEko's Soul - (Does he have any weapons?) Where are my weps?
19:31.19VaramarkGreetings, mortal, damned to my realm.
19:31.35LotG(So Kezoreg is part Xhodocto, part Asgord and part Zazane?)
19:31.39IrskaadEko's Soul - (In Taharian) Is this Terkom?
19:31.45Irskaad(Don't know)
19:31.53Varamark(No weapons)
19:32.10VaramarkNo, this is the Low Realm.
19:32.29IrskaadEko's Soul - (In Taharian) Which Planet?
19:32.30VaramarkWhere you shall suffer torment for eternity.
19:32.49Varamark(He's speaking in Taharian too)
19:33.00IrskaadEko's Soul - Wha? What torment? And where are my weapons? Is this a prank?
19:33.22LotG(Irskaad, Xho made a blog about it!)
19:33.27VaramarkNo, foolish mortal. You have been judged and sent to the Low Realm, or "Hell".
19:35.57IrskaadEko's Soul - Hell? Nice Try, Hazerus, get out of there, this can't be hell, you're speaking Taharian!
19:36.45VaramarkI speak the language that you understand. For a Sylit I would speak Vyraklish.
19:37.19IrskaadEko's Soul - I'm out of here. *Goes away* Where is the exit...
19:37.34Varamark*Eko falls into a dark pit*
19:37.57IrskaadEko's Soul - This Virtual Reality is so realistic!
19:37.58Varamark*Eko lands on the hard floor and sees red eyes glaring at him*
19:38.24IrskaadEko's Soul - Ow.... I'm not supposed to feel pain int his VR... What the hell...
19:38.33Irskaadin this*
19:39.01Varamark*A large spider-like creature emerges from the shadows and lets our a blood-curdling screech*
19:39.07Varamark*out
19:39.27IrskaadEko's Soul - Hazerus... get me out of here! This isn't funny!
19:39.58VaramarkYes, it is, unintelligent mortal.
19:40.16IrskaadEko's Soul - I'LL KILL YOU, HAZERUS!!!!!!!!!!
19:40.24VaramarkIt is humorous to watch you struggle to realize what is happening.
19:40.52IrskaadEko's Soul - Yeah, I'm in a Tahar Prank show. There was an episode just like this one.
19:40.53Varamark*the creature lunges and rips Eko's arm off with its razor-sharp teeth*
19:41.12IrskaadEko's Soul - AHHHHHH! Can't fell it...... WHAT KIND OF VR IS THIS???
19:41.19Irskaadfeel*
19:42.02Varamark*Eko's arm grows back, and his leg is ripped off by the creature*
19:42.28IrskaadEko's Soul - AHHHHHHHHH!!! What kind of VR is this??? Am I in the Far future?
19:42.50VaramarkMortal, ignorant mortal.
19:42.57Irskaad(The only way to prove Eko is in a real hell is to show him his grave)
19:43.07Varamark(Okay)
19:43.22Varamark*Eko's leg grows back*
19:43.48IrskaadEko's Soul - .... Hazerus, get me out!
19:44.12Varamark*Eko is suddenly launched into a vision, where he sees fellow Tahars, his comrades and friends, gathered as his bodt is lowered into a grave.*
19:44.13Varamark*body
19:45.00IrskaadEko's Soul - No... This... What is going on?!?!?!
19:45.02Varamark*on the stone by the pit, it says: "Eko ____(what ever his last name is) Commander, friend
19:45.30IrskaadEko's Soul - I can't have really died.... Am I dead....??? *Starts to cry*
19:45.51Varamark150-210 (random years, his date of birth and death)
19:46.28Varamark*Eko is thrust back into the pit, and the spider-like monster rips off his arm*
19:46.58VaramarkNow, do you believe?
19:47.05IrskaadEko's Soul - AHHHHH!!! (21/07/373 - 28/08/401)
19:47.14IrskaadEko's Soul - How long am I in this?
19:47.45VaramarkFor the next thousand years, this monster shall rip off your limbs, and they will grow back. You cannot die here. You are dead.
19:48.06IrskaadEko's Soul - What........ Happens after that?
19:48.08VaramarkThe pain shall endure. After the thouand years, a new punishment will be made.
19:48.16Varamark*thousand
19:48.26IrskaadEko's Soul - How many punishments are there, 7?
19:48.42VaramarkThis punishment was a request from my father- the Flame, as you know him.
19:48.49VaramarkThere are 34 punishments.
19:48.59VaramarkExcuse me, 35.
19:49.01IrskaadEko's Soul - And after that?
19:49.22VaramarkYou shall forever be cast into a deep sleep.
19:49.46VaramarkBut a thousands years here is hundreds of thousands in your realm.
19:49.47IrskaadEko's Soul - What? What happens then?
19:50.11VaramarkSo, you shall be here for hundreds of thousands of years for each punishment.
19:50.22VaramarkWhile you are sleep, you may be happy.
19:50.33IrskaadEko's Soul - What happens in the Long Sleep?
19:50.53VaramarkYou feel peace.
19:51.02IrskaadEko's Soul - *Tries to communicate in his communicator*
19:51.25VaramarkBut you cannot move. Imagine forever being in a dream, but you just it there.
19:51.31Varamark*sit
19:51.59IrskaadEko's Soul - C'mon, somebody... *Keeps trying to communicate*
19:52.19Varamark.me destroys the communicator.
19:52.28Varamarkdestroys the communicator.
19:52.31IrskaadEko's Soul - DAMN!
19:52.34IrskaadEko's Soul - I want to go back to Terkom!
19:52.43VaramarkYou made your choice.
19:52.59VaramarkAh yes, after the sleep. I misspoke, said it lasts forever.
19:53.09IrskaadEko's Soul - What choice?
19:53.12VaramarkThat is usally the case.
19:53.45VaramarkBut your's will be cut short, and you shall have 35 more punishments, and then sleep again. The process repeats forever.
19:54.03VaramarkYour choice- of the Low Realm or the High Realm.
19:54.15IrskaadEko's Soul - What? I don't understand!
19:54.43VaramarkIn your life, you frequently chose the Low Realm above the High Realm. You set your fate.
19:55.10IrskaadEko's Soul - I never chose that!
19:55.23VaramarkYes, you did.
19:55.32VaramarkYou never realized it.
19:55.49IrskaadEko's Soul - How?
19:56.05VaramarkBut trying to destroy gods, among other offenses, set your fate.
19:56.19VaramarkYou have millions of choices in life, billions.
19:56.24IrskaadEko's Soul - Is there a way to go back in time?
19:56.31VaramarkYour choices sent you here.
19:56.36VaramarkNo, there is not.
19:56.57VaramarkBut in your deep sleep, you may reflect upon your choices.
19:57.13IrskaadEko's Soul - AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Is this Punishment and Sleep cycle eternal?
19:57.18VaramarkLet me ask, why did you attack my father?
19:57.25VaramarkYes, it lasts firever.
19:57.29Varamark*forever
19:57.50IrskaadEko's Soul - Because Gods's lack of logic will destroy this universe someday!
19:58.11VaramarkMortal, mortal. It is logical.
19:58.48Varamark*Eko has a sudden realization, and he sees the sense of the Universe and the balance of power, energy, essence, and other "illogical" properties.*
19:59.03IrskaadEko's Soul - How is it logical? Fire cannot destroy a wormhole! <<If I keep asking questions I might delay my punishment forever!>>
19:59.34IrskaadEko's Soul - Whaaaa? It's all coming to me! It makes sense! I got to show this to terkom!
19:59.35Varamark(Does <<--->> mean his thoughts?)
19:59.42Irskaad(yes.)
19:59.51VaramarkYou cannot, You shall stay here forever.
20:00.02VaramarkAnd your punishment shall start.
20:00.08IrskaadEko's Soul - At least explain this to the other Tahar!
20:00.31Varamark*Eko regrows his lost limbs, and the creature rips off an arm*
20:00.52IrskaadEko's Soul - AHHHHHHH!!! <<If I knew this would be my fate....>>
20:01.06VaramarkI shall not. They would not believe. They live in the earthly realm, they are blinded by ignorance.
20:01.17VaramarkEverything would be illogical to them.
20:01.41VaramarkBesides, I cannot leave this realm, because of a punishment from my father.
20:01.55IrskaadEko's Soul - *Cries Hard*
20:02.12Varamark*His punishment continues*
20:02.19Varamark--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
20:02.25VaramarkAllright, now what?
20:03.06FalcoPunchOh, I have an idea.
20:03.19IrskaadWhat?
20:03.36FalcoPunchYou probably wouldn't approve it, but what if this was all a dream by Eko, and it was sent by one of the gods?
20:04.02IrskaadYeah, that could happen.
20:04.32FalcoPunchAnd maybe he tries to spread the wordm or maybe he doens't believe.
20:04.32IrskaadBut Eko would see that it was all not real and resume his life, but if he ever meets the flame... He will run.
20:05.06FalcoPunchAll right
20:05.46IrskaadLet's say this is an alternate reality.
20:05.59IrskaadLike there are many timelines.
20:06.34FalcoPunchOkay.
20:06.53FalcoPunchDo the Kraw believe in gods?
20:07.27IrskaadNo. They are atheist too. They don't believe in any gods that created them. But they know the other gods exist for a reason.
20:07.52FalcoPunchOkay.
20:07.58FalcoPunchGotta eat, bye!
20:08.03IrskaadBye!
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20:56.50IrskaadHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
20:57.14IrskaadPoor Alternate Eko...
20:57.21FalcoPunchbrb
20:57.23IrskaadOk.
20:58.38FalcoPunchbaccck
20:58.58IrskaadPoor Alternate Eko... If he knew about this fate...
21:00.08FalcoPunchYeah.
21:00.31FalcoPunchDo you like the FLame?
21:00.38IrskaadYeah. Nice fiction.
21:00.48FalcoPunchThanks
21:01.16FalcoPunchI made up most of the Low Realm stuff on the spot, like the slumber and the 34 punishments.
21:01.24Irskaad35?
21:01.41FalcoPunchOh yeah
21:01.46FalcoPunchI'm gonna change it to 34.
21:01.48IrskaadEko thought the low realm was a Prank Show.
21:02.00FalcoPunchXD
21:02.34FalcoPunchIs there halloween in Portugal?
21:02.50IrskaadNo. Nobody's Trick or treating here.
21:03.06FalcoPunchIs there a Day of the Dead or something similar?
21:03.11IrskaadNo.
21:03.14FalcoPunchNothing?
21:03.19FalcoPunchDang.
21:03.29IrskaadNo Holiday on October 31.
21:03.44FalcoPunchBut there's no Day of the Dead anytime of the year?
21:03.50IrskaadNo.
21:04.17FalcoPunchOh. Do you have Christmas?
21:04.23IrskaadYes.
21:04.43FalcoPunchYou probably don't have Thanksgiving.
21:04.46FalcoPunchRight?
21:04.50IrskaadNo.
21:05.01IrskaadI don't even know which day is thanksgiving.
21:05.35FalcoPunchNovember Twenty-something
21:05.52IrskaadOk. What will be Alternate Eko's 2nd Punishment?
21:06.03FalcoPunchI have no idea.
21:06.58FalcoPunchMaybe he has to carry a big rock up a hill, then he drops it and it rolls back, and he has to restart.
21:07.09FalcoPunchI'm so evil >=}
21:07.12IrskaadIf the Real Eko ever challenges the Flame, The Flame should show him his alternate reality.
21:07.19IrskaadEko would just refuse.
21:07.22FalcoPunchYeah.
21:07.27FalcoPunchRefuse what?
21:07.49IrskaadRefuse to carry the rock.
21:08.55Um2k9Happy Halloween!
21:09.06IrskaadThere is no halloween here in PT.
21:09.44FalcoPunchHe would have to. Maybe it would be tied to his back in chains or something, i don't know.
21:09.53Um2k9Really? All the fireworks here are great!
21:10.03FalcoPunchUm, you live in Ireland, right?
21:10.07IrskaadNo fireworks here.
21:10.15Um2k9@Falco: Yep!
21:10.20FalcoPunchCool.
21:10.23FalcoPunchbrb
21:10.26IrskaadOk.
21:13.11FalcoPunchHave to go in a few minutes.
21:13.23IrskaadOk.
21:14.21IrskaadAlternate Eko will be missed in the Alternate Tahar Empire, and he will be replaced by Commander Heyos.
21:14.29FalcoPunchOkay
21:15.00Um2k9Bye everyone!
21:15.46IrskaadThat could be another way to make Tahars tolerant to religious beliefs - Tahars don't know about Afterlifes, so someone should show them those.
21:16.53FalcoPunchYeah.
21:17.15FalcoPunchThe UVF would send a missionary, but there probably aren't a lot who would want to go.
21:17.24FalcoPunchThey'd be scared of being killed there.
21:18.05IrskaadHorkarew would protect the missionaries. And the Missionaries would have to give concrete solid proof for afterlifes.
21:18.24FalcoPunchThat'd be hard...
21:18.44IrskaadThey could show Eko in the Alternate Timeline.
21:19.03FalcoPunchWould they believe that? Or would they think it was a trick?
21:19.14FalcoPunchgotta go
21:19.16IrskaadBye.
21:19.23FalcoPunchI'll stay on IRC though, but I'll be away
21:19.27IrskaadOk.
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21:49.48LotGHello.
21:49.56IrskaadHello!
21:50.24LotGGee, I can't wait for Kezoreg's birth.
21:50.28IrskaadWhen is lezia going to get pregnant with Kezoreg? PS: She lays eggs.
21:51.36LotGHmm, well, originally it was gonna be 31st of October or 1st of November, but Tyraz's capture has complicated things.
21:51.56LotGPerhaps she is already pregnant.
21:52.18LotGWith the baby being small at the moment.
21:52.31IrskaadWhen should she lay the egg?
21:52.56LotGWell, how many days does it take for the egg to hatch?
21:53.06Irskaad14 Days.
21:53.23IrskaadIs that fast or slow?
21:53.26LotG14 days before New Year's Day.
21:53.51LotG14 is kinda slow.
21:54.08IrskaadIt's an ok time.
21:54.17LotGTrue.
21:54.42IrskaadWho will get to control Kezoreg's fiction?
21:54.43LotGOkay, 14 days before New Year's Day, she lays the egg.
21:54.47IrskaadTrue.
21:54.57LotGMe, you and Xho.
21:55.06IrskaadSo it's join fiction, ok.
21:55.09Irskaadjoint*
21:55.39LotGWell, we all have to make decisions about Kezoreg's life.
21:55.42IrskaadI was wondering, since asgordian Nests usually have more than one egg...
21:55.56IrskaadShould Kezoreg nhave brothers?
21:55.57LotG......
21:56.27LotGHow many brothers?
21:56.54IrskaadShould he have them or not?
21:57.19LotGI do not think so, Kezoreg is a very special being.
21:57.21LotGHe is unique.
21:57.31IrskaadOk, let's say it's a rare event.
21:57.44IrskaadIt happens on 1% of births.
21:57.56LotGWhat, single births?
21:58.03IrskaadYes.
21:58.08LotGOkay then.
21:58.28LotGI gotta go soon.
21:58.34IrskaadAllright.
21:58.46LotGActually, cya later.
21:58.49IrskaadBye!
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22:03.31FalcoPunchBack!
22:04.18IrskaadHello! So, how are the Sylit?
22:04.21FalcoPunchIf a missionary showed them the alternate reality with Eko, would they convert to Eterfiammatheism?
22:04.26FalcoPunchSYLITSSSSS
22:04.33FalcoPunchPLURAL HAS AN S AT THE END!
22:04.40FalcoPunchAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
22:04.57IrskaadNot really, they would remain atheist, because the Flame didn't make them.
22:05.14FalcoPunchWho did make them?
22:05.23FalcoPunchThe Flame might have made them.
22:05.29FalcoPunchDUHN DUHN DUHN
22:05.42IrskaadNobody made them. They evolved naturally.
22:10.03IrskaadWant to roleplay?
22:10.12IrskaadYou pick the story this time.
22:12.00FalcoPunchAll right
22:12.04FalcoPunchbrb
22:12.07IrskaadOk.
22:19.09FalcoPunchBack, FINALLY.
22:19.24IrskaadAllright.
22:19.29FalcoPunchSorry, I'm putting decorations up and helping my little brother with his costume.
22:19.30IrskaadChoose your story.
22:19.33IrskaadOk.
22:19.52FalcoPunchUm, how about the first meeting between the UVF and the Kraw?
22:19.56FalcoPunchOr one of your other empires.
22:20.28IrskaadUVF and Tahar - Maybe the missionaries can come.
22:20.50AturoxAll right. Over transmissions or in person?
22:21.05IrskaadEko and Aturox, in person.
22:21.17AturoxEko is the leader?
22:21.29IrskaadEko is the commander.
22:21.30AturoxI thought it was Harderkew
22:21.35Aturoxor whatever his name is.
22:21.42IrskaadIsn't Aturox the commander?
22:22.37AturoxAturox is the leader.
22:22.52IrskaadOh, then Horkarew can be there.
22:22.52Aturoxhe was the vice admiral, but he became Grand Admiral
22:23.03AturoxAll right.
22:23.29IrskaadHorkarew - *Sitting in his throne*
22:23.45Aturoxenters the hall with three bodyguards.
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22:23.54Aturox(Jov, we're r'ping)
22:24.04jovar1Okay
22:24.06IrskaadHorkarew - Hello, who might you 4 be?
22:24.07Aturox(So SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
22:24.09jovar1I'll watch
22:24.34AturoxI am Grand Admiral Aturox and these are me bodyguards. I believe I am expected?
22:24.43AturoxI am from the United Veatrex Federation.
22:24.55IrskaadHorkarew - Oh, hello! How is everything?
22:25.08AturoxGood, good.
22:25.26AturoxNow, first, may I ask about your empire?
22:25.56Aturox(brb...)
22:26.01IrskaadHorkarew - We are a powerful and prosperous empire in the Kraw Galaxy! But we have a tiny problem.
22:26.04Irskaad(Ok.)
22:27.26Aturox(back)
22:27.37AturoxYes, what problem is this?
22:28.53IrskaadHorkarew - Yeah, If you are theist, it becomes a major problem. Tahars are intolerant to religions around the universe and no matter what I do they are still intolerant! Maybe you could talk some sense into them...
22:29.06IrskaadHorkarew - And we could be great allies.
22:29.19IrskaadHorkarew - Deal?
22:29.29AturoxYou... want me to teach them about our religion?
22:29.50IrskaadHorkarew - Just get them tolerant somehow!
22:30.03AturoxErm...
22:30.12IrskaadHorkarew - *A Bit nervous*
22:30.39AturoxI.. I guess I can send missionaries into your empire....
22:31.13IrskaadOh, ok. As long as it gets rid of this awful virtue Tahars have.
22:31.26IrskaadHorkarew - *
22:31.57AturoxAll right.
22:32.15AturoxI'll send missionaries into your empire to teach of our religion.
22:32.24AturoxIs there anything I need to know first?
22:32.27IrskaadHorkarew - Thanks, by the way. I passed a law to stop Tahars from attacking gods, but they hate me since then because they're not tolerant!
22:32.42IrskaadHorkarew - Please help?
22:32.49AturoxAttacking.... gods?
22:33.10IrskaadHorkarew - We had a problem with one called Elzhei, from the Light Sector Alliance.
22:33.12AturoxThey don't sound atheist. They obviously know there are gods if they're attacking them.
22:33.33IrskaadHorkarew - Hehehe... They don't believe in gods that created them!
22:33.51AturoxAtheism is the belief that there are no gods.
22:33.53IrskaadHorkarew - Neither do I, but I am tolerant.
22:34.13IrskaadHorkarew - It's a Kraw Galaxy thing.
22:34.24AturoxSo they believe in gods, but they don't believe gods made them, correct?
22:34.31IrskaadHorkarew - Yeah.
22:34.43AturoxSo they're not Atheists. But I'll see what I can do...
22:35.03AturoxSo... I try to make them tolerant of religions?
22:35.16IrskaadHorkarew - Yes, please do that.
22:35.26jovar1(i'm really confused)
22:35.42Aturox(So am I XD)
22:35.43Irskaad(We've been planning this since quite a while ago.)
22:36.03jovar1(K. Still confused though)
22:36.03AturoxAll right, I shall send in missionaries.
22:36.12jovar1(I should go play New Vegas)
22:36.13IrskaadHorkarew - Thanks.
22:36.17Aturoxdeparts.
22:36.19Aturox(....)
22:36.52IrskaadTahar Diplomat - Don't worry, it's going to be allright, they'll become tolerant and then elect you again.
22:36.59IrskaadHorkarew - I hope...
22:37.13Irskaad(It's a political thing =P)
22:37.15AturoxAll right, now what?
22:37.15jovar1(bye)
22:37.19Aturox(bye)
22:37.23Irskaad(Bye)
22:37.37AturoxSo, now what?
22:37.58Irskaad(You talking to Irskaad?)
22:38.02AturoxYuz
22:38.09Aturox(So, now what?)
22:38.36AturoxDo I act like a missionary?
22:38.52Aturox()
22:39.10Missionarybrb
22:39.21Irskaad(They come, they show then the flame exists, and if they go all mean they go to hell, then Tahars go ask questions, then missionaries show them eko in the Alternate reality. Tahars will be shocked.)
22:39.30Irskaad(ok.)
22:40.08Missionary(okay)
22:40.26Missionarystands in front of a large group of Tahar on a Tahar colony.
22:40.35Missionaryraises his hands.
22:40.43MissionaryFriends!
22:40.52IrskaadTahar Citizen - <<Horkarew's plan to get us to vote for him... Bah.>>
22:40.59IrskaadTahar Citizen 2 - Yes?
22:41.07MissionaryI am Greshon Hilarik
22:41.37GreshonI am here to teach you of the religious beliefs of Sylits!
22:41.59Irskaad*Some Tahars boo, some pay attention*
22:42.07GreshonOur god is the Flame, the creator of fire.
22:42.16Irskaad*More Tahars Boo*
22:42.26IrskaadTahar Citizen 3 - proof?
22:42.27GreshonPlease, can you not listen?
22:42.33Irskaad*They stop*
22:42.35GreshonProof?
22:42.55GreshonMy god will protect me. I dare anyone here to try to set me on fire.
22:43.02IrskaadTahar Citizen 3 - I'll do it!
22:43.05GreshonIt would not work, the FLame protects me.
22:43.11GreshonDo it! Try!
22:43.38IrskaadTahar Citizen 3 - *Lights his lighter, and then lights his clothes*
22:44.31Greshonstands there as he burns, though the fire does not hurt him or even turn his clothes to asges.
22:44.37Greshon*ashes
22:44.47IrskaadTahar Citizen 3 - He's not burning!
22:45.06IrskaadTahar Citizen 4 - NO LOGIC! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE???
22:45.07GreshonNo, I am not.
22:45.16GreshonDo you believe?
22:45.30Irskaad*Tahars shout Yes...... In Taharian*
22:45.49GreshonDo you see? Gods exist!
22:46.09GreshonYou should be good to the gods in your life.
22:46.15IrskaadTahar Citizen 2 - WHY? THEY SUCK!
22:46.27Irskaad*Tahars shout "GODS SUCK!"*
22:46.29GreshonAfter your life is ended, you will be punished or rewarded!
22:46.37Irskaad*Tahars Laugh*
22:46.48GreshonWhat do you think happens in death?
22:47.10IrskaadTahar Citizen 3 - We go to a grave, and we are unconscious forever.
22:47.34GreshonNo! Your soul lives, either in the Low Realm or the High Realm.
22:47.47IrskaadTahar Citizen - What is a Soul?
22:47.48GreshonIn the Low Realm you are punished, in the High Realm, you are rewarded.
22:48.00GreshonA soul is the inner being of a person
22:48.06GreshonTheir essence.
22:48.22IrskaadTahar Citizen 2 - That would be our heart, lungs, stomach...
22:48.32GreshonNo, it is not physical.
22:48.52IrskaadTahar Citizen 5 - <<He is saying gibberish>>
22:49.05GreshonYou look for logic, correct?
22:49.10IrskaadTahar Citizen 3 - Yes.
22:49.18Irskaad*Tahars Shout "Yes!"*
22:49.38GreshonAll right, prove me wrong. Prove their is not a untouchable substance in your body.
22:49.42Greshon*there
22:50.06GreshonYou cannot! It is invisible, it is unfeelable.
22:50.11Irskaad*One man projects how the Taharian body works*
22:51.00Greshon*Upon the projection, a sudden "video" plays. In the video, Eko has just died.*
22:51.36Greshon*It shows him going to the Low Realm and everything that happens after, to tthe point we stopped at earier*
22:51.37Irskaad*Tahars go "What?"* Tahar Citizen - YOU KILLED EKO?
22:52.03GreshonNo, no. This is an alternate reality. This happened in one of the unlimited other realities.
22:52.40Irskaad*Tahars go "That is too cruel, how can a land like this exist???"*
22:52.52IrskaadTahar Citizen 3 - How does his arm grow back?
22:53.10GreshonIllogical, yes?
22:53.21GreshonIllogical things happen.
22:53.27IrskaadTahar Citizen 4 - What is that place?
22:53.30GreshonNot everything can be explained.
22:53.50GreshonThat is the Low Realm, where you are punished for the crimes committed in your life.
22:54.32Irskaad*Tahars Gasp* Tahar Citizen 3 - Wha? If we are evil, we go there? Like Alternate eko?
22:54.54Irskaad*Eko's ship arrives* Eko - Why am I in hell in an alternate reality?
22:56.13Greshonbrb
22:56.17Irskaad(Ok.)
22:57.12GreshonYes, the Low Realm is where you are punished.
22:57.31Irskaad*Tahars gasp further*
22:57.33GreshonGotta go for tonight, we'll finish later.
22:57.39Irskaad(Ok, bye.)
22:57.40GreshonBye!
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